00:12Yo, happy-go-joshy, come back here!
00:16Don't you see me sweeping?
00:18What would your mother say if she saw you do that, huh?
00:22Mama would be mad.
00:26That's right, Mama would be mad, and so am I.
00:29Now pick that up.
00:32And that cup, too.
00:36Okay, thank you for eating at Waverly's Up Station, come again.
00:41Hey, Alex.
00:43Ta-da!
00:45Oh, you picked up all the trash on the way over here, just throw it in the can.
00:49No, silly, this is the necklace I designed for you.
00:52A little something to say thanks for being my best friend.
00:56Um, no, I'm not wearing that.
00:59Why not?
01:01Well, because it's so beautiful, and you should sell it.
01:10Okay, that'll be $35.
01:12No.
01:14I meant on Waverly Place, like these guys.
01:17Okay, and whatever we don't sell, we can wear to school.
01:21School?
01:22Okay, big jewelry sale, this battery.
01:24Please don't miss it.
01:25Please.
01:25Happy-go-trashy.
01:26Buy your mama something.
01:28Nice?
01:28No?
01:30Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
01:33At the end, we'll no doubt justify the means.
01:35You can fix any problems, or slide us the ease.
01:38Yes, please.
01:40Just read that by now.
01:41It'll go to your head.
01:42When you write a report on a book you never read.
01:45With a snap of your fingers, it can make you bad.
01:48That's why I say everything is not what it seems.
01:53When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
01:58You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
02:02Because everything is not what it seems.
02:08Everything is not what it seems.
02:11When you can have what you want by the simplest of means.
02:16Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
02:21Because everything is not what it seems.
02:38So you kids are telling the babe that hot dogs is bad for you?
02:43What's a fella eat for breakfast?
02:46Beef jerky in a bowl of syrup.
02:48I'd call it beef jerky and a bowl of syrup.
02:56Alex, put him back in the picture before Dad gets here.
02:59Oh, lighten up.
03:00If he was Obi-Wan Kenobi, you'd be all into it.
03:04Life-size Obi-Wan.
03:07I'll be right back.
03:09Go.
03:10Sit down.
03:12Hi.
03:15Alex, what did we say about taking people out of pictures?
03:20We say, yay, hooray, Alex is so fun and creative.
03:28Babe, always a pleasure.
03:30I am a big fan.
03:32Now, put him back in the picture.
03:34Fine.
03:38Pictures of faces returned to your place.
03:41Oh, I don't know the rest.
03:45You need to know the exact time and place to finish the spell.
03:49I need to know stuff?
03:51Justin's department.
03:53Yankee Stadium, 1929.
03:55Wow.
03:56You even make sports not sound cool.
04:01Pictures of faces returned to your place is Yankee Stadium, 1929.
04:09Okay.
04:11Now, today's lesson is about making an object pass through something solid.
04:17Justin, say, go through, mow through on my hockey stick.
04:23Okay.
04:25Go through, mow through.
04:28Okay.
04:29Now, my hockey stick is charmed.
04:31Watch.
04:37Michael, stop, stop.
04:39Awesome.
04:40Let me try.
04:44Oh, Alex.
04:46Not the spleen.
04:48Not my spleen.
04:50I'm all back.
04:51I'm all back.
04:58Miss Russo, we have a problem.
05:00I'd like a word, please.
05:02No, sure, Miss Marinovich.
05:03How about the word lunch?
05:04I know it's one of my favorites.
05:07Um, you haven't signed up for Saturday's art history field trip to the museum.
05:12And if you don't go, you're going to have to repeat my class this summer.
05:17And I'm begging you, please don't make me teach a class with just you in it.
05:23Oh, believe me.
05:25Summer school is not part of my plan.
05:28And neither is the museum.
05:30I'm actually going to a different art exhibit.
05:32My friend Harper is making jewelry and we're selling it.
05:35If you like macaroni and glitter, I can get you some awesome earrings.
05:41But the field trip is worth 30% of your grade.
05:46Please, I'm on my knees.
05:48Don't fail.
05:50Oh, I missed my math field trip last Saturday, so 30% is that a lot?
05:55It's a lot.
05:58Listen, I need you to watch Alex and make sure I get my summer vacation.
06:04I will see you to it.
06:05She's at the museum on Saturday.
06:13When you said she, I really hope you didn't mean me.
06:18Because...
06:25Hey, she's Rousseau.
06:29Oh, I'm open.
06:31I'm open.
06:35Oh.
06:40What are you going to tell your mother?
06:44All right.
06:45I know how to deal with this.
06:48We'll mess up a bunch of other stuff and say we were robbed.
06:54What happened?
06:57My lip!
06:58Uh, we were throwing the ball.
07:01What happened to the robbery?
07:04We didn't have time to mess stuff up.
07:07How many times have I said no throwing the ball inside the house, guys?
07:11How many lamps have we broken?
07:14Three.
07:15At least three times.
07:19We're sorry.
07:20We're sorry.
07:20Oh, not yet you're not.
07:22After I get a massage and a pedicure and whatever else I want that I don't need, then you'll be
07:28sorry.
07:31Man, this is bogus.
07:32What's the point of having a foam football if it still breaks stuff?
07:38Exactly.
07:39You know, someone should just come up with the ball that could fly through stuff.
07:43Uh, and I think that someone is us.
07:46Huh?
07:49I don't know why we're nodding.
07:54Go through, mow through.
07:56Oh, now I get why we're nodding.
07:59Okay, that's enough nodding.
08:03Okay.
08:04Here.
08:08Go through, mow through.
08:10All right, let's give it a try.
08:12Hey, go out the door.
08:19Here it comes.
08:21Sweet, it worked.
08:23Oh, okay, pass it back.
08:27Whoa.
08:29I got it.
08:31Oh.
08:35It's just the football, Max, not you.
08:39Oh.
08:55Hello, Miss Marinovich.
08:58Mr. Kiss-up-a-vitch.
09:01I'm here, as you can plainly see.
09:04No getting around the fact that I am here.
09:07Feel free to put a little check by my name, because I'm here.
09:10Now, I'll be way over there, and you might not see me for a while,
09:13because I'll be deep inside the museum, soaking it all in.
09:19I don't care what you soak in, as long as you pass my class, and we're not staring at each
09:25other in summer school,
09:26because this is how I stare.
09:42Go through, mow through.
09:51Okay, everyone, make sure you get one of these handouts.
09:54You have to fill it with historical facts.
09:57It's worth 30% of your grade.
10:01Alex?
10:03Alex?
10:07Alex?
10:12Oh, good.
10:13You're here.
10:13Now we can open for business.
10:21Um, Harper, I don't think we need to say homemade.
10:25People will just know.
10:28Wait a minute, is this a knob for my dresser?
10:35Oh, here comes our first customer.
10:38Already?
10:39Oh, this will be easy.
10:41Good morning, ma'am.
10:42Good morning.
10:43Can I take all this?
10:45All of it?
10:47Yeah, I'll take it all.
10:49That'd be great.
10:51Hey, Ralph!
10:52Bring the truck!
10:53We got a load of trash over here!
10:57What?
10:58No, this isn't trash, it's fine jewelry!
11:02Really?
11:04Hey, Ralph!
11:06Did you know we've been driving around in a jewelry store?
11:19Oh, good job, by the way, in there.
11:22Oh, uh, next time don't use red pen.
11:25I use red pen when I grade.
11:27That's kind of why I became a teacher's assistant.
11:46Hey, that was some great art.
11:49Hard to pick a favorite, it was all so great.
11:52Save it, ditcher.
11:54Ditcher?
11:56Yeah, you ditched.
11:58I'm calling you a ditcher.
11:59Got a problem?
12:02There's only one tiny flaw with your plan, and it's called a worksheet.
12:11A worksheet?
12:12I'd hurry, because the museum closes in, like, five minutes.
12:17Five minutes.
12:24Five minutes?
12:25I wouldn't know this stuff in five hours.
12:30But they might.
12:50Frames and figures, step out of your picture.
13:00Okay, gather around, people.
13:02Gather around.
13:03I'm here.
13:04Oh!
13:09Why are you doing that?
13:11He's the Scree.
13:15Well, I got a new nickname for you.
13:17It's Quiet Guy, okay?
13:20All right, I'm going to skip the introductions, because I've got to fill out this stupid worksheet
13:24and blast right out of here.
13:25So, which one of you is the Dutch boy wearing a blue costume?
13:30That would be me.
13:32Oh, okay.
13:34And the name of your painting is?
13:37Blue boy?
13:40This is going to be easy.
13:41All right, uh, frowning woman, crazy guy, guy with one ear.
13:49See that?
13:51She's just going to use us, and then send us right back into those dingy, stiff, boring paintings
13:59for who knows how many more centuries.
14:02I say we take a vacation.
14:07Wait, fine, fine.
14:09If you're not going to help me with my worksheet, then you're just all going back where you came
14:15from.
14:16Go.
14:17I'm done taking shortcuts.
14:19I'm going to do it the hard way.
14:21I'm going to copy off Nelly Rodriguez.
14:27Pictures with faces returned to your places?
14:30Wait, I don't know where you're from.
14:34Attention, we will be closing in five minutes.
14:39Okay, don't panic.
14:45Go ahead, scream panic.
14:53We have to do it.
14:55No, I like to do it.
14:56Come on, you guys.
14:57We're locked in the museum.
15:00Let's, let's have a slumber party.
15:02And, you know, we get to know each other.
15:04I'll tell you about myself, and you tell me about yourself.
15:08For example, I'm Alex.
15:10I was made in 1992 in New York City.
15:13Where were you made?
15:14Ugh, we talk so much.
15:16I'm glad my ear's gone.
15:19Jesus!
15:20Elaine's coming!
15:25Who's Elaine?
15:26She's the security guard who's always shining her light in her eyes.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31Oh, my God.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:49Oh, my God.
16:36Man, it's like her eyes follow you.
16:43Okay, we are closed. You know what that means.
16:47Um, pull the plastic utensils out of the trash and wash them.
16:53Already done.
16:57Now, it's kickoff time. I'm going long.
17:05Whoa!
17:07Nice one.
17:09Now, you go long, and by long, I mean up.
17:13Ah, nice.
17:15Oi, oi!
17:24Oh, hi, Max.
17:32What?
17:34Hey, Maxie, did you catch the...
17:37flu?
17:39Uh, I hear it's going around.
17:44Oh!
17:45Gosh, it is?
17:46Well, it's a good thing I made my chicken pozole soup, then.
17:50Come on, it's done.
17:51Did she see the ball?
17:54No, it went into the soup.
17:57Here you go, guys.
18:00Take in.
18:11How is it? It's my secret recipe.
18:16Yep, there's a secret in there, all right.
18:23Hey, Harper.
18:24I see you're selling, um...
18:26Hmm.
18:27What are you selling?
18:30Jewelry, silly.
18:32Here, I even made a ring for you.
18:39Wow.
18:42That's quite an unusual stone, Harper.
18:44What kind is it?
18:45Oh, it's not a stone, it's a peach pit.
18:48Because I think you're peachy.
18:53Right.
18:58Hey, Alex.
19:00What?
19:02You're locked in a museum.
19:04The paintings?
19:06A security guard!
19:07I should stop repeating what you're saying!
19:10Ew.
19:12Right.
19:17Yeah, sir, I just need a minute, sir, to, uh, to find my sweater.
19:23No, sir, no Arctic, just a tea.
19:28Alex!
19:29Alex, where are you?
19:31Hey, what's going on?
19:36What's up?
19:38Oh, no.
19:41Oh, no.
19:44Alex, you've ruined some of the greatest artwork in history!
19:48Van Gogh, Blue Boy, and...
19:51I'm sorry, who are you again?
19:53Oh, yeah, the screen!
19:57Hey, quiet, guys, sip it!
20:01Look, you just have to send them back, please.
20:04But then you wouldn't learn anything.
20:06You gotta do this yourself.
20:08Justin, that could take all night.
20:09Well, it can't take that long,
20:11because the security guard only gave me five minutes to find my sweater.
20:15Everybody, spread out!
20:17We've got to find Justin's sweater!
20:25Mmm, that was delicious.
20:28Did you guys like it?
20:29Are you kidding?
20:30It was spectacular.
20:32Aw.
20:33You loved it.
20:35Yeah, we ate all of it.
20:37All the way to the bottom.
20:39And there's nothing else in there.
20:43Absolutely nothing.
20:45Nada.
20:56It wasn't spicy, honey.
20:57Oh, well, yeah.
21:01You think we're gonna be okay?
21:03Oh!
21:08We are in no way okay.
21:14If we eat the spell, we get the spell.
21:17Jerry!
21:18Uh, we can explain.
21:27You were right?
21:33Uh, we put a spell on the ball so we could throw it through stuff without breaking anything.
21:38And it flew into the soup, and we ate the soup, and, uh,
21:42that is why you're standing in the middle of the island.
21:47You know, this is kind of fun.
21:53So you're not mad?
21:54Well, not like I want to yell at your way, and like I want to chase you kind of way.
22:00Oh, but, come on!
22:09Pictures of faces returned to your places?
22:13Wait a minute.
22:14Are those shoes too small?
22:26I know.
22:27I know.
22:27I hate shoes that make me want to scream.
22:31Now you're ready to go.
22:33Pictures of faces returned to your places.
22:35Oslo, Norway, 1893.
22:37Uh, not this.
22:41Okay.
22:43That leaves us with the Mona Lisa.
22:49Uh...
22:49Please, please, please.
22:51I'm not a baby.
22:52I'm not a baby.
22:53I'm not a baby.
22:55I'm not a baby.
22:56I'm not a baby.
22:57I'm not a baby.
23:05I'm not a baby.
23:07Pictures of faces returned to your places, Italian renaissance.
23:11No!
23:12Wait!
23:13Please don't send me back.
23:14Please.
23:15But you have to go back.
23:17You're one of the greatest dark treasures in history.
23:19Well, it doesn't feel like it.
23:23My entire life, all I ever heard anyone say about me is,
23:28why did Da Vinci paint her?
23:30She's so plain.
23:32You call that a smile?
23:35Oh, you're gonna love these earrings, Elaine.
23:39They're strung from a string that once held together a delicious roast beef.
23:47You find your sweater yet, teacher's assistant?
23:51Oh, no, not yet.
23:53Well, you got two minutes, or you're going home chilly.
24:03There you are, Alex.
24:05Good thing Justin repeated everything you said on the phone.
24:12Oh, hello.
24:13I'm Harper.
24:14Oh, hi, Mona Lisa.
24:17Do I know you?
24:18You look really familiar.
24:20She's not from here.
24:22She's from Italy.
24:24Florence, I think.
24:25Very good.
24:27Harper, that is the most beautiful necklace I have ever seen.
24:32It is?
24:34It is.
24:39And it really brings out your smile.
24:42That is a smile, right?
24:44Yes!
24:46Thank you!
24:49What are you doing?
24:51Sending her back happy.
24:53Harper, why don't you show Mona the matching earrings?
24:55Oh, yeah.
24:57You'll love them.
25:01Pictures with faces.
25:02Return to your places.
25:03Italian Renaissance 1502.
25:07Here they are.
25:09Where did Mona go?
25:12Um, she was so excited about the necklace that she wanted to go show her friend, Leo.
25:18She owes me $35 for that.
25:28What?
25:29A necklace on Mona Lisa?
25:31No, no, no.
25:31That is not what Da Vinci intended.
25:33Relax.
25:33She looks great.
25:35And that's almost a smile.
25:36You put a $35 necklace on a $40 million painting.
25:42Well, now it's worth $40 million and $35.
25:47Justin, just say it's cool.
25:52It's cool.
25:55And, um, I'm sorry that I make fun of you for knowing stuff.
26:01You're apologizing?
26:04Will you say that tomorrow at school in front of a bunch of my friends?
26:07No.
26:09Didn't think so.
26:15Good.
26:16You're home.
26:17Sit down.
26:20Look, I can explain.
26:22I'm having a little trouble on art history.
26:24Yeah, what else is new?
26:26Sit.
26:29Now, what you're about to see I normally don't condone, but it's a heck of a lot of fun.
26:35Okay, kids.
26:36Watch this.
26:42Oh!
26:48I guess we found out how long the spell lasts.
26:52I hate living with wizards.
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