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00:01The End
00:24If we don't reverse the tomography in the next 30 seconds,
00:27Barnaby won't stand a chance. I know, Wondermath. I'm trying.
00:45Change the plans. There's too many. Get out of there. Head to the sanctum now.
00:48But what about you? I can't leave Barnaby to die.
00:51But they'll kill you both. I don't care.
01:06The Umbera people believe if a soul fails to turn right after death,
01:10it winds up in a dark and treacherous place.
01:13Well, I've been to the void. I've lived in that screaming silence.
01:20I know what it's like. I lost whatever part was left in me that makes a person, a person.
01:32Until Barnaby pulled me out. No one else separate gay, but...
01:38It's too late for me. But you can still walk away.
01:42I'm begging. Please, just walk away.
01:45Please, just walk away.
02:05Ooh.
02:24you got this man
02:27you already got the job
02:30you just gotta go out there
02:31and crush it
02:34just crush it
02:36one step closer to the top
02:40Mr. Williams
02:42they're inviting you to set
02:46copy
02:47on our way
02:48yeah David go ahead
02:57yeah David go ahead
02:59yeah
03:01what
03:02what
03:04okay who last set eyes on it
03:05hey
03:07hey Ashley
03:09hey isn't that for American Horror Story
03:11sorry day players don't get golf cards
03:14David where are we with that blood
03:17yeah I just got to set
03:19hey what's the status on that mask
03:22oh beautiful
03:23talk soon
03:24how is it always Mendocino Farms
03:26someone on the rightest room must don't stop
03:29ugh
03:29I hate choosing lunch when I barely had breakfast
03:31I mean how am I supposed to know my stomach want
03:33personally I would go for the smoky chicken
03:35a lote ball
03:36no creamer
03:37hi I'm Lauren
03:38you must be Professor Hoppin
03:40yeah I love the Castle Rock you directly
03:42your Sons of Anarchy episodes
03:43they were the best in the series
03:44thanks
03:45Ashley I'm a big fan
03:46yeah I love you in the Twilight series
03:49thank you
03:49absolutely
03:50okay so classes just ended
03:51and Professor Hoppin's packing up his desk
03:53okay
03:54at the end of the night
03:54and then your colleague Sarah
03:56enters from here
03:58you do the first couplet
03:59how was your trip
04:00yada yada yada
04:01and then Ashley you cross to about here
04:04and Professor Hoppin says
04:06you do realize according to legend
04:09that's where the Aztec god of death
04:11Muglantucutli was tricked
04:12into giving up the bones that became humanity
04:16yeah
04:17duh
04:18great
04:19and then Sarah transforms into a monster
04:22um
04:23and bites off Professor Hoppin's head
04:26here
04:28any questions
04:29yeah
04:30should I switch to that a little table
04:32right now it's sounding pretty good
04:38just one thing
04:39yeah of course
04:42how long have Sarah and I known each other
04:46hmm
04:46that's a good question
04:47what are you thinking
04:48I was thinking we'd go pretty far back
04:50like maybe we were best friends
04:51but we had a little falling out
04:53when she got tenure before me
04:56sure
04:56why not
04:57right
04:58might add a little layer to the scene
05:00totally
05:00yeah
05:00let's try it
05:01yeah
05:02great
05:02yeah
05:03yeah
05:03yeah
05:05so
05:05so maybe I shouldn't say Sarah
05:07right
05:09what's that
05:09well the script says Sarah
05:11but if I've been secretly jealous of her career
05:14I don't think I would be so friendly
05:16you know
05:17maybe I should call her
05:18Dr. Johnson instead
05:20you know
05:20yeah let's
05:22let's try it both ways
05:23okay great
05:24cool
05:24let's shoot one
05:26oh and
05:27I wouldn't let her get that far
05:29who
05:30Dr. Johnson
05:31considering our history
05:32I don't think I let her
05:33cross all the way to my desk
05:36I think Professor Harpin
05:37would stop her right about here
05:39yeah
05:40hmm
05:40no no no
05:42that is interesting
05:42uh
05:45we're already lit
05:46so I
05:47I did want your dead body
05:49kind of bleeding out
05:50in this moonbeam
05:51that we have
05:52we can move the moonbeam
05:54uh it'll only take a few minutes
05:59if you want it
06:06let's move the moon
06:07yeah
06:08yeah
06:08we'll be the moonbeam
06:10more
06:10more
06:11right there
06:13last looks
06:17should I be packing up a copy of Aztec thought and culture by Miguel Leon Padilla
06:23is there a problem Simon
06:24no no problem
06:25I was just
06:27just wondering if I should be packing up a copy of Aztec thought and culture by Miguel Leon Padilla
06:32and what is that
06:34I'm assuming that's what I'm teaching
06:36unless you're thinking Aztec civilization by Henry Freeman
06:39but
06:39that kind of changes things
06:41does it
06:42Aztec civilization is a quick read
06:44it barely touches on Mucantocotli
06:46it might fit into an ancient civilization syllabus
06:48but Professor Harpin is focused solely on Aztec studies
06:53right
06:55um
07:00now there's no reference to a book
07:02oh but it says
07:04it says packing up his desk
07:06right
07:07for the night
07:08mm-hmm
07:08mm-hmm
07:09I think it's implied
07:10should we check with a writer
07:13just to be safe
07:22who is this bozo
07:24he had a great audition
07:26yeah but at this rate we're never gonna make our day
07:29can you get Ryan on the phone
07:30yes ma'am
07:31and the interesting thing is it's all here
07:33in your words if you really look at it
07:35you think so
07:36I do
07:38Professor Harpin's history with Professor Johnson
07:40is what makes his death at her hands all the more tragic
07:44honestly I never thought of it that way
07:45but it's here
07:46it's subtext
07:47I see that
07:48you found something really interesting
07:49Simon
07:50hi Linda Cox
07:51hey
07:51hi
07:52really nice to meet you
07:53I'm a big fan
07:54oh thank you
07:55love all the thoughts that you're bringing
07:56absolutely
07:56to this role
07:57thank you
07:58thank you
07:58yeah thank you
07:59the showrunner just called
08:01and he is uh
08:02rethinking this episode
08:03and he's worried about
08:04Professor Harpin's scenes
08:06being a remnant of an earlier version
08:08of Ashley's arc
08:09remnant
08:09so he's cutting your character from the show
08:15thank you so much
08:16for all your hard work today
08:21that's a series rough on Simon Williams
08:31they're gonna put me in the movies
08:36they're gonna make a big star out of me
08:41we'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
08:46and all I gotta do is act naturally
08:51well I'll bet you
08:53I'm gonna be a big star
08:56night with a monster
08:58you can't never tell
09:02and who's gonna make me a big star
09:07cause I can play the part so well
09:12well I hope you come to see me in the movies
09:18and I know that you are plain to see
09:23they get fooled as ever
09:25it's a big time
09:28and all I gotta do is act naturally
09:38we'll make a scene about a man that's sad and lonely
09:43and baking down upon his bending knee
09:48I'll play the part
09:50but I won't need rehearsing
09:54all I'll have to do is act naturally
10:09what the hell
10:17you moving up
10:21I thought you were after five
10:25so you're sneaking out
10:32I'm just trying to prevent this from becoming a thing
10:36weren't you showing me pictures of rescue dogs last week
10:38and complaining I wasn't committing
10:40yeah I'm sorry
10:43I'm just not happy Simon
10:44I know
10:45I just think you need to book something
10:48things will turn around
10:50come on Vivian we're good together
10:54you never let me in Simon
10:57not really
10:58it's a little late to start caring about this relationship
11:43well that's because Jerry wasn't there and I was I remember
11:48yeah
11:49it was a python
11:50a giant bloody python
11:52I don't know if it was Burmese or not love
11:55I can't speak to that
11:57it was in the pool
11:58that's what bloody matters
12:00maybe
12:01it had been
12:02somebody
12:02wasn't looking for cuddles
12:04oh sorry love
12:06I can't
12:06I can't
12:07I can't
12:07I can't
12:08I can't
12:08auditions this afternoon
12:10dumb writers big
12:11biggest bloody movie of the year is all
12:13hey man do you mind
12:14give my love to Uma
12:17smooches
12:19I'd never talked to her in the actual film
12:20don't fret
12:25hey I'm sorry
12:26aren't you
12:27oh yes
12:30I play the Mandarin
12:31but that was all bloody 10 years ago
12:32and I was just a puppet
12:33and whatever theories you've seen
12:35on Reddit are totally false
12:37I had nothing to do with Pizzagate
12:38I'm not a member of the Illuminati
12:40and I did not have my hands replaced with baby hands
12:43first of all
12:45I always dug your performance as the Mandarin
12:47but I remember you
12:49from that Omnibus episode you did in the 70s
12:52you played Edgar Allan Poe
12:54the Need for Nightmare
12:55well well well
12:57not too many people remember that old gem
12:59including me
13:00how was I?
13:02stole the episode
13:03and I should know
13:05I'm also an actor
13:05you don't say
13:06yeah
13:07do you mind?
13:09the movie's about to start
13:14I'll take the 10
13:15but when I take you over
13:17to see Mr. O'Daniel
13:18I'm gonna have to have another 10
13:20just a couple of expenses
13:21alright?
13:22alright
13:22come on
13:23I'll buy you a coffee
13:24huh?
13:34yeah
13:34that's what I'll do
13:37okay Rico?
13:40Rico?
14:05I'm gonna have to have another 10
14:06I'm gonna have to have another 10
14:06I'm gonna have to have another 10
14:11it's heartbreaking never tired re-watching that one it's authentic moving really
14:22captures being an outsider on the fringe
14:26and it's a little trippy which is always nice
14:31you know schlesinger didn't even think hoffman was right for ratso
14:35even though he just come off the graduate apparently hoffman convinced him by showing
14:41up dressed in rags to their first meeting on the street corner
14:44he was begging for change and schlesinger didn't even recognize him
14:47i was fortunate enough to attend schlesinger's production of time and of athens
14:51with the royal shakespeare company sublime pity i was blind drunk
14:58so uh what's this big audition you were talking about
15:07look man i'm not a weirdo and i'm not desperate i'm just curious
15:12would love to know what you're up to
15:15well uh between you and me it's a huge opportunity
15:21i'm auditioning for wonder man anyway nice meeting you
15:24wait someone's actually remaking wonder man not someone von kovac
15:50i'm out of the way
15:53i'm out of the way
15:57i'm out of the way
16:01hey hey hey hey
16:03i trust you all walking down the street
16:10did you hear about wonder man you didn't tell me von kovac was directed a superhero remake
16:16not exactly what would you expect from an oscar-winning director finding inspiration
16:22in another movie is not a crime look at what cornerback did with the flyer silly big picture
16:29he made it personal grounded it in modern science and discovered the new unthinkable horrors
16:41why not wonder man human and spectacular that's where this film needs to live superheroes are part
16:51of our lives now so what we will find when we look at the wonder man today what can he
17:00teach us
17:01about ourselves
17:06sounds good i need to be in this movie sorry you crazy i was born to play this character
17:14are you serious boo they are already talking to leo no no deadline said they're looking for a new face
17:21i have a new face it's too late today was the last day of auditions
17:25well couldn't you work a little bit of your magic
17:28no one can say no to you
17:30not when you put on that charm
17:32i know you're not doing this right now mister i got fired from american horror story this morning
17:36yeah they told me you couldn't even lay in blood simon
17:39how hard is that you just you just sit there you just lay
17:42then you storm into this meeting with my colleagues
17:45acting like you own the place and now you're trying to work me you know what you got some nerve
17:50i just need you to believe in me janelle
17:53you know i believe in you
17:55i i think you're one of the most talented people that i know
17:59but there's a lot of talented people out here who are not pains in the ass do you feel me
18:07all right we can talk about american horror story first thing tomorrow morning
18:11nandy will validate you
18:17and maybe have an early dinner so i'll be gone okay
18:40hey girl this is imani from hanover agency i got janelle jackson for ruth
18:46she's in session but i can have her return
18:47oh she's in on wonder man huh
18:50yeah till six tonight
18:53oh no that is not good nandy is gonna be in so much trouble
18:57why what's wrong
18:58well nandy is out sick you know she got that stomach bug that's going around
19:02you better make sure you wash your hands girl
19:04you know i do
19:06anyway i'm coming for her
19:08and she just texted me because she forgot to get simon williams in on wonder man for janelle
19:13and now see the session's already started and today's the last day
19:16so when janelle finds out she is going to go ballistic
19:19can you still make it in i can put him on the list
19:22oh my god girl you are an angel i'm gonna call him right now okay
19:26thank you
19:37hey i'm sorry i'm late
19:40i'm assuming you're a wonder man and not a barnaby
19:43correct
19:43just need you to sign this nda
19:47also i don't have a doorman waiver on file for you so i'm gonna need you to sign this
19:53assuming of course you don't have superpowers
19:59okay you're all set
20:05come on if i keep it
20:07i don't know
20:09i guess i don't
20:11i feel barnaby pulled me out
20:14no one else
20:14no one else
20:21no one else
20:21no one else
20:22no one else
20:22no one else
20:42no one else
20:51no one else
20:53no one else
20:59no one else
21:00no one else
21:00no one else
21:01no one else
21:02no one else
21:05no one else
21:06no one else
21:06no one else
21:08no one else
21:08I asked Damien how things went. Oh, that's right, you can't, because he's dead.
21:14The guy is killing it in there, bro.
21:16Oh, and please tell Mr. Von Kovac that if he'd prefer a copy accent, I can throw one in and
21:22now it's for charge, all right?
21:25Where have you seen him before? Pretty sure he used to be a terrorist.
21:40Come with me.
21:50You're a bloody mess. You can't go in like this.
21:56You're trying to get out of my hair.
21:58I'm trying to help you, love, you know. Some of us actually believe in supporting each other.
22:04Take it from someone who's eaten shit on stage more times than he can count.
22:07Not literally, mind you. You can still turn this around. It's not too late, I know.
22:11There's a lot to memorize.
22:12No, but my memory isn't the problem.
22:14So what's wrong?
22:21I can't get hold of the character.
22:23I've seen the original too many times.
22:26And I'm trying to come up with a backstory for his relationship with Barnaby, but it's not making sense.
22:31Well, trust the words. Just show up and say them. Be present.
22:35No, it's not my process.
22:37Well, your process can go blow a spider. Do you mind? Let me see this.
22:43Oh.
22:45Oh, this is your problem. You see, these nodes are garbage. Sorry.
22:48No, it's how I learned it. It's how I make my choices.
22:51Well, your choices are getting in the way.
22:53No one gives a thought about the subtext of the tales of the Invera people.
22:58We've got to get you out of your head.
23:01Then how do we do that?
23:02When you're in there, blow every last bit of air out of your lungs hard and fast.
23:07With no air in your lungs, your body will go into shock.
23:09Shut down your frontal lobes, so no more logic getting in the way.
23:12Then your amygdala kicks in and you'll be left with instinct.
23:15Simon William?
23:16Here.
23:18Don't think.
23:24Don't think.
23:42You can slate whenever you're ready.
23:44Simon Williams.
23:46Reading for Wonder Man.
23:53Everything okay?
24:13The Invera people believe if a soul fails to turn right after death, it ends up in a dark and
24:19treacherous place.
24:28Well, I've been to the void.
24:35I lived in that screaming silence.
24:40I know what it's like.
24:45I lost whatever part was left in me that makes a person a person.
24:56Until Barnaby pulled me out.
25:00No one else ever gave a damn.
25:03No one.
25:06It's too late for me.
25:09But you can still walk away.
25:14I'm asking you nicely.
25:16Just walk away.
25:20It's a wonderful thing.
25:22Not thinking too much.
25:24Served me well most of my life.
25:26I'm not sure I'd do it again.
25:28Why not?
25:29John Gielgud used to have me whipping with a belt across his bare ass every night before curtain up,
25:34and that was before we were friends.
25:37Then things got weird.
25:39Hayashi Neat and a Virgin Mary with extra horseradish.
25:43Thirteen years sober.
25:44Congrats.
25:45But an actor needs to think to do the work.
25:51You have to fill in the backstory, in the character's psychology.
25:55If you don't understand it, how can you perform it?
25:59When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
26:06Okay, will you?
26:07We'll spot it.
26:10I had a run of it in Croydon back in the 80s.
26:13I really struggled with her all at first.
26:17Then I remembered that great speech from Hamlet.
26:20The purpose of playing is to hold us to the mirror up to nature.
26:29Never forget that.
26:31Nature, that's our job.
26:33To understand the world around us and ourselves within it.
26:40The real work isn't digging for subtext or passing a writer's intent.
26:47The real work is living.
26:55Let's probably get going.
26:57Of course.
26:58You're a young man with friends to see and important things to do.
27:02This one's on me.
27:04I think I'm going to do the wedge salad.
27:08Hey, let's keep in touch.
27:10Of course.
27:11Oh, Simon.
27:14I have a good feeling about today.
27:17Something faithful in the air.
27:44Is Trevor Slatter it?
27:46How are we drinks?
27:47Fifteen dollars for a Virgin Mary's bloody criminal.
27:50Trevor.
27:52Third contact was established.
27:53We don't call it third contact.
27:55He was at the matinee?
27:56Yes.
27:57And then you ran into each other at the audition?
28:00And then we had drinks.
28:02Third contact.
28:04Trevor, you need to take this seriously.
28:07Simon Williams is superpowered.
28:09He's unstable and incredibly dangerous.
28:12His country isn't safe until he's in my custody.
28:15You sure he's buying the act?
28:18Don't fret.
28:19I've got him right where I want him.
28:23Just, he says,
28:29Then he goes,
28:44I've got him.
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