00:06okay everybody gather round time for the semi-annual new sandwich idea meeting
00:15okay max go the crust lover special it's a sandwich made out of only bread crusts
00:23what do you do with the middles it'd be nice if you pitched ideas rather than problems once in a
00:30while okay alex go okay meet me in little italy double the meat on a small italian roll and you
00:46also say meet me in turkey and i think you know where i'm going with this
00:57i have created sandwich naming dice one has the name of new york city locations the other
01:05various sandwich meats watch
01:11lincoln tunnel tuna huh that's the beauty of the sandwich naming dice if you don't like it you
01:19just roll again lincoln tunnel tuna
01:32uh lincoln tunnel tuna
01:36hey somebody fix these dice why are you looking at me yeah you should look at me
01:48wait a minute i've got an idea what if we take double the meat
01:53and put it in a small italian roll oh and we can call it meet me in little italy oh
01:59what
02:01don't you get it honey it's a pun
02:06it's not a pun it's stolen you heard me right justin i didn't hear a thing
02:15well alex if you say you said it you probably did the most important thing is if one of us
02:21has a
02:21great idea we all have a great idea oh honey i just came up with another one meet me in
02:28turkey
02:30alex you could take credit for that see now everybody's happy
02:38well you know everything's gonna be a breeze at the end we'll know
03:04i'm gonna go all the streams you might run into trouble if you go to extremes because everything is not
03:13what it's
03:14everything is not what it's
03:19When you can have what you want
03:22That is simplest to me
03:24Be careful not to mess with the balance of things
03:28Because everything is not
03:33But it seems
03:38Question.
03:40If you're faced with a situation and time is running out,
03:43what do you do?
03:45Let one rip and blame whoever else is in the room.
03:53Okay, we're talking about magic.
03:56More specifically, the freeze frame spell.
04:01You can freeze people around you without freezing yourself.
04:05It was developed by Dr. J. Giles.
04:08Justin, why don't you give it a try?
04:10All you have to do is say Giles J. Times Day
04:13and time will be frozen.
04:16For how long?
04:17For as long as you can hop on one leg.
04:19Wait, wait, why one leg?
04:20Oh, because Dr. J. Giles only had one leg.
04:25Giles J. Times Day.
04:44Oh, shut up the horse.
04:45Shut up the horse.
04:46Go on down.
04:56Hey, I like this spell.
05:10All right.
05:12One meet me in Little Italy combo.
05:14Or as I prefer to call it,
05:16my mom and dad never give me enough credit
05:18for all the hard work I do sandwich.
05:22Oh, a sandwich with a side of attitude.
05:25Tasty.
05:28Huh.
05:30What are those?
05:31Oh, my gosh, you're relentless.
05:33If you must know,
05:34I work for a fashion magazine.
05:38Well, not a good one.
05:43All these outfits are trying way too hard to be different.
05:46Well, you're unusually opinionated.
05:50No, it's pretty usual for me.
05:51I'll tell you what I like.
06:01This with this and that with that.
06:07Uh-huh.
06:10I like your panache, kid.
06:13Oh, we don't have panache,
06:15but we do have quiche.
06:16It's kind of like a pie.
06:21Would you be interested
06:23in an internship this summer
06:25with Fashion Fatale magazine?
06:29Fashion Fatale?
06:30I read those for free at the newsstand
06:32until the guy chases me away.
06:36Just give me one second.
06:37Let me ask my parents.
06:40Mom, Dad,
06:41some dude from Fashion Fatale magazine
06:43just offered me an internship
06:45and I'm gonna take it.
06:46Okay.
06:49They said yes.
07:03Before we get started,
07:05I'd like to introduce you
07:06to our new intern,
07:07Alex Russo.
07:08And kisses.
07:10Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
07:14Okay, that was really weird.
07:18Kiss back.
07:20Really?
07:21Yeah.
07:23Mwah, mwah.
07:31Hi, I'm Alex.
07:32What's your name?
07:34I'm Alex Russo.
07:35I'm Alex Russo.
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