00:12How's your last day of school, Alex?
00:14Ugh, tough.
00:15So many people were signing my yearbook.
00:17I ran out of room.
00:19I had to get a second yearbook.
00:20How'd you get a second yearbook?
00:22They're all gone.
00:25Where's my yearbook, Alex?
00:28Come on, Dustin.
00:29And hardly anybody signed it.
00:30And one of them was you.
00:33Maybe I was saving room for friends.
00:36Like who?
00:38Vice Principal Clemens, Earl of the Crossing Guard, my biology teacher, and all the ladies in the front office.
00:43So basically all your friends are adults.
00:46Yeah, well, I fit in best with adults.
00:48I'm very mature.
00:50Will Justin Russo report to Lost and Found?
00:53We have your cape and lightsaber.
01:00I can't believe they found where I hid those.
01:04Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
01:06At the end, we'll know about just a five minutes.
01:09Can fix any problems or slightest ease.
01:12Yes, please.
01:13So just a great lap, find out.
01:15It'll go to your head.
01:16When you write a report on a book you never read.
01:18With a snap of your fingers, he can make you better.
01:20That's why I say everything is not what it seems.
01:27When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams, you might run into trouble if you go to
01:35extremes.
01:36Because everything is not what it seems.
01:41Everything is not what it seems.
01:45When you can have what you want, that's simplest to me.
01:50Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
01:54Because everything is not what it seems.
02:08You know how regular wizard mail can sometimes take up to an hour?
02:13Well, we now have WIPs, Wizard Instant Parcel Service.
02:20You can send mail instantly.
02:23You mean like email?
02:26No, no, no, no.
02:27Let me show you.
02:28You do it with this.
02:30Huh?
02:31An old key.
02:32Wow.
02:35Okay, make fun, you clowns.
02:37But watch this.
02:38Here, Alex.
02:39Take this key and go over there.
02:42Now, open a portal mail slot in midair.
02:46Really?
02:47Okay.
02:52If you say, mail-less, spontaneous, followed by a name or a place, the envelope will go there.
02:58Here, send this to Justin.
03:00Uh, mail-less, spontaneous, Justin Russo.
03:10It worked.
03:11Hey, that was fast.
03:16It's a messenger pigeon from WizTech.
03:19You know, in my day, these were real.
03:26They accepted me for summer boarding school.
03:28Well, of course they accepted you.
03:30Who else would want to go?
03:32Lots of people.
03:33If you get into WizTech, you're a shoo-in for Transylvania State.
03:37You mean it gets better?
03:40And you know the best part about WizTech?
03:42I get a whole summer away from, uh, you-know-who.
03:46I know you mean me, and that's totally unfair.
03:52Awesome!
03:53Hey, let's scare Justin again.
04:10Okay, I think you have everything you need for WizTech.
04:14Oh, and I packed your new school uniform, a brand new wizard robe.
04:20Oh, no, Mom, they switched to black bathrobes.
04:23See, old robes are too formal for these modern, casual times.
04:27Okay, then we'll just run out and get you a bathrobe.
04:30Ooh, and we should get him some turkey jerky for the long trip.
04:34Jerry, Justin doesn't like turkey jerky.
04:36You do.
04:38Would it hurt us to get a little turkey jerky?
04:42Hey, Alex, uh, you missed a little spot right there.
04:46What do you mean?
04:47It's the only spot in this house that doesn't have your junk all over it.
04:51We're taking your brother shopping, and by the time we get back, I expect you to have
04:56all your stuff back up in your room.
04:59Okay.
05:00Come on, Max, you got a lot of cleaning up to do.
05:02Uh, no, no, no, no.
05:05Your mess, your responsibility.
05:10Ugh.
05:11Man, getting all this stuff back in my room is gonna take forever.
05:18Or not.
05:25This'll be easy.
05:26I'll just send all my stuff back to my room.
05:29Mail is spontaneous Alex Russo's bedroom.
05:36Hey, that thing's kind of like a big vacuum.
05:39Yeah.
05:41Let me see if I can move it around.
05:48Awesome.
05:48I'll be done in, like, five minutes.
05:50Mom and Dad will never...
05:57Um, it's a little cleaner than I was going for.
06:02I've run away right now, but I don't know where to go.
06:07Dad's gonna have a cow and a sheep and a pig and a goat when he sees all this.
06:15Hide!
06:17Oh, never mind.
06:22Boy, I really love this turkey jerky.
06:29Sure makes me thirsty, though.
06:35Teresa, why can't I open the fridge?
06:38Because it's not there.
06:41Hi!
06:45What did you do?
06:49Daddy, let me just cut to it.
07:02Okay, this is the last of it.
07:05What are we gonna do with you, Alex?
07:07You have to learn to stop using magic.
07:09It's a shortcut to everything.
07:11You are so undisciplined.
07:13That's why I can't wait to get to WizTech,
07:15where everyone is so much more serious about magic.
07:19All summer long, I'll be in classes that focus on the craft of magic
07:23and using it respectfully, the way it's meant to be.
07:26All right, Dad?
07:32Why are you guys looking at me like I just gave you an idea?
07:36Please don't tell me he just gave you an idea.
07:40Can someone tell me what the idea is?
08:05This is a terrible idea bringing Alex here to WizTech.
08:09Justin, I know you had your heart set on getting away from your sister,
08:12but this could really be good for her.
08:14And good for all of us.
08:18Don't worry, Justin.
08:20This is a big place.
08:21I'm sure you and Alex will hardly see each other.
08:25Justin and Alex Russo?
08:28I'm Dr. Ivelini.
08:29You will both be in my class.
08:34Oh, here are your spectacles.
08:37Oh, sweet.
08:41You know, with those glasses and that robe on,
08:44you remind me of someone.
08:46Is it Terry something, Barry something, Larry something?
08:51Oh, never mind.
08:55What kind of powers do these glasses give you?
08:57None.
08:58They just look wonderful with the black bathrooms.
09:02Great, we're accessorizing ugly.
09:04Mom, Dad, please don't make me stay.
09:06Yeah, please don't make her stay.
09:08Come on, guys.
09:10The time will fly.
09:11Oh, and Justin, here is the portal key.
09:14If you get homesick, just send us a note.
09:17What about me?
09:18Can I use the portal key to send you a note?
09:20Yeah, we've seen enough of you in the portal key.
09:31Don't worry, honey.
09:32Our kids will be fine.
09:34I'm not worried about our kids.
09:36I'm worried about the other kids.
09:38Alex is there.
09:41Max, what's all this?
09:43Well, now that I'm an only child,
09:45we can do all that stuff that we've been too busy to do.
09:48Hey, Dad, what do you want to start with?
09:51Uh, nap.
09:52Bike riding around Central Park?
09:55A nap.
09:56Well, how about...
09:57A nap.
09:59Jerry.
10:00What?
10:01Okay.
10:02Okay.
10:05Max, let's start with what you want to do most.
10:10Camping.
10:11Camping?
10:13That's a good one.
10:15Give me that.
10:18Oh, come on.
10:20You're city guys.
10:22Your idea of roughing it is when they deliver Chinese food without the fortune cookies.
10:29Dad, you smell that?
10:32Oh, it smells like a challenge.
10:35With a hint of questioning our manhood.
10:40You know, we could rough it if we wanted to.
10:42It's just we don't.
10:44Because there's no wilderness around here.
10:49Oh, well, we can camp on the terrace.
10:52Terrace?
10:53One night out there might as well be an episode of Survivor for you two.
10:58Oh, yeah?
10:59We could spend one...
11:01Two.
11:01Three nights on the terrace.
11:03They're even a whole week.
11:05I think three nights will do it, buddy.
11:10Okay, campers.
11:11Three nights on the terrace.
11:13You come inside, you lose.
11:15You are on.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Fine, boys.
11:19Enjoy everything Mother Nature has to offer.
11:29You there on the terrace.
11:31Have you seen a stocky male, late thirties, running with a sack full of money?
11:37No.
11:38Are you locked out?
11:40No.
11:42Has your manhood been called into question?
11:45Yes.
11:48Hang in there, guys.
11:59Anybody?
12:02Anybody?
12:07Thank you, Dr. Evelini.
12:09That would be the Lithuanian lethal lamp known for their anaconda-like electrical cords.
12:14Excellent.
12:15So, everyone, beware.
12:20That sounded scary.
12:24Top-notch, Rousseau.
12:26You really have a grasp on venomous furniture.
12:29Don't you agree, class?
12:31Thanks, sir.
12:33What?
12:34Only one bar in the wizard world that stinks.
12:40I'll take that.
12:42Oh.
12:44Feel free to add your number so we don't lose touch.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Okay.
12:55What's with you and the tiny stuff?
12:57Oh, I come from a family of giants, but I'm kind of the runt of the litter, so mom and
13:04dad surround me with miniature things so my self-esteem doesn't get bruised.
13:10And you're okay with that?
13:13Sure.
13:14Except this tiny underwear rides up a lot.
13:23I'm Hugh.
13:25Hugh Normus.
13:27Not really.
13:31But that new guy, Justin,'s pretty cool, huh?
13:34Yeah, the coolest.
13:36Watch this.
13:37Not only is it known for its highly venomous vapors, it also engulfs its victims.
13:47Uh, that would be the breast-roaming beanbag chair.
13:52Impressive, Rousseau.
14:12Love, Alex.
14:14Yikes.
14:15Yeah.
14:17Miss Rousseau, I get the feeling you're too undisciplined to appreciate what WizzTech has
14:25to offer.
14:27And I get the feeling that you people here at WizzTech don't get me.
14:35Perhaps this will get your attention.
14:45Ow!
14:47Those J's are like fish hooks.
14:52Summer's just begun, Rousseau.
15:05Hey, Justin.
15:07Blast.
15:10Well, no one else did.
15:12Messing with me didn't turn out like you thought, did it?
15:25Well, I have no.
15:26Otherwise I get the feeling.
15:26And I, I guess, with Walmart, thanks, pump hungahoo.
15:35So what we really wanted to do next week with your membership is,
15:36if you are too large of this than 30 weeks,
15:36How do you think?
15:36What does it mean?
15:42Even I have just a fantastic movie.
15:42You've done with my features.
15:46It's good to see you fühling your clothes and stuff like this.
15:52And inviting fallen down too long behind me.
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