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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 03: Monday, 5th January 2026
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00:15I said upside down you're turning me, you're giving love instinctively, round and round you're turning me, upside down, boy
00:28you're turning me.
00:30Inside, out, and round and round, upside down, boy you're turning me, inside.
01:23I said upside down you'll off looking at it.
01:39I think Carla never left the country.
01:43Put out an ANPR on Becky's license plate now.
01:47Hold on.
01:49Lauren, just wake up.
01:51Find that car.
01:59Any idea why Betsy's gone?
02:00No.
02:01Right, Lauren, this is serious.
02:04She told me not to say out.
02:04Right, well, if you know anything...
02:07Lauren, she could be in danger.
02:09She's gone to Spain, hasn't she?
02:10She's gone tonight.
02:11Which airport?
02:12I don't know. She didn't say.
02:13Plus her phone's dead.
02:15It seems a bit odd to me, all this.
02:19It's her phone. It's awesome.
02:21Oh, stop being a teenager.
02:23I am a teenager.
02:24You two get loaded up. I'll sort the bill.
02:26Well, don't be long.
02:33Enjoy your stay?
02:35Yeah, it was fine.
02:36Just fine?
02:37Will you text this number trying, please?
02:41I'm telling you to give it to Carla if he hears from her.
02:46Are you coming or what?
02:49Yeah, I'm just finishing up.
03:03No, no.
03:05Lisa knew her number.
03:07I wonder why she's changed it.
03:08Hey, baby!
03:11Are we having fun?
03:13Yeah, it's lovely.
03:15But, er, you know what weddings are like?
03:17Everyone's leathered, trying to get me to enjoy myself.
03:20All right, well, listen, if you want to leave early, just tip me the wink, OK?
03:22It's not a problem.
03:23Thanks, Dad.
03:25All the hands.
03:26Hello.
03:35So, all that love chat, I've come over all gooey.
03:38And I've decided I'm going to forgive you.
03:40Can I buy you a drink?
03:42It's a free bar.
03:43I can still order them.
03:44Three champagnes, please, bartender.
03:46Oh, I get one, do I?
03:48I told you, Steve, I'm a gooey mess.
03:51You haven't seen Cassie anywhere, have you?
03:53No, not since we had a few glasses of bubbly.
03:56Oh, she was really knocking them back.
03:59That doesn't sound like Cassie.
04:01She's on a bender.
04:02Big emphasis on it.
04:04It's been ages.
04:05She has a couple.
04:06She'll be under the table.
04:07A couple more.
04:08She'll be under the waiter.
04:18Hello?
04:20Found Becky's car.
04:21When?
04:23Well, that's nearly a week ago.
04:26Right, well, just send me the location.
04:28Right, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
04:46Can you take me home?
04:47Yes.
04:49I'm sorry, I...
04:50I just, I can't see him.
04:54Is there any chance I could stay with you tonight?
04:56Yes.
04:57Please.
04:57Of course.
05:00Look, Dev's already text.
05:02He says Asher wants to leave a bit early, so I'll just, I'll ask around and see if anyone else
05:06wants to come.
05:06I know, it's a lot to ask her.
05:08No, look, it's fine.
05:10I'll just, I can always come back and get everyone else later.
05:14I'm sorry, I...
05:15I can't, I...
05:19You've got nothing to feel sorry about.
05:21No, it's over.
05:23You don't have to live with this manipulation anymore.
05:28Oh.
05:34You are safe.
05:38Okay?
05:49Wife.
05:50Husband.
05:51Call me a big one.
05:52I know, I know you're not a fan of voice notes, but I just wanted you to hear all these
05:56old school disco tunes that you're missing out on.
05:58Did you hear that?
05:59And I've got no one to get down with.
06:01Er, I wish you were here, and I'll call you later.
06:04I always can.
06:07Hey, oh, listen, have any of you lads since on?
06:10Ooh, lost your fiancé.
06:12Maybe he had a better offer.
06:13Yeah, well, we're not all man-sluts, James.
06:15Ooh, man, as the kid's saying.
06:19Oh, is he sulking because he said he wouldn't drink?
06:23No.
06:24Well, me and Platt Jr. really appreciate it.
06:27And anyway, you don't have to have a drink to have a good time.
06:30Oh, no, but it helps, doesn't it?
06:33Oh, this is our juice.
06:34Oh, sweetheart, may I request the pleasure?
06:37In front of all these people?
06:39Oh, you know how I hate to be the centre of attention.
06:42Well, maybe just this once you can overcome your customary crippling shyness and take the floor.
06:58What the fuck?
07:02Oh, you got me stupid.
07:04Hey, what the fuck?
07:11Here we go.
07:22Oh, it's derelict.
07:24So what would Becky be doing here?
07:27I just feel like we're wasting our time.
07:30She's one step ahead of us.
07:35Unless she was, er, dumping something in the river.
07:40Yeah, well, that's what I'm worried about.
07:44Well, they're not gonna okay a diving team unless...
07:48Right, I'll call you back.
07:50Hello?
07:53Hello?
08:22I thought it's all no drinking lark at weddings were gonna be easy.
08:27I'm dry too. It's not that hard.
08:31Yeah, well, people expect me to be fun at parties.
08:34Where is Shona?
08:36To the loop.
08:37Well, you know what they say?
08:40What the eyes don't see, the heart doesn't...
08:43The Q for the Bog was a mile long, but Ronnie gave me his room keys up.
08:47What the hell's that?
08:48Oh, how did that get there, Ryan?
08:50That's, that's my bad. That's my bad. I, I, I tempted him.
08:53Well, clearly he didn't take too much tempting, did he?
08:58Shona!
09:02Yeah, go on then.
09:08Shona!
09:14Is Carl still here?
09:17His car is.
09:18I was looking for him as well, but knowing him,
09:21he's already got rid of the footage of him running down Ty.
09:25You going somewhere?
09:26Er, well, I'm trying to get a cab, but the M62 is closed, so it's chaos.
09:30Well, I'd give you the lift, but I'm not sure you'd enjoy the conversation.
09:39Abbey!
09:42I've got nothing more to say to you.
09:44I have.
09:45Then you'll never see me again.
09:57I like the chick in the airlines now.
10:02You need to go to a doctor.
10:03They might not be flying.
10:04Eh?
10:04Fake passport that I found in, in Becky's flat.
10:06It had, erm, a ferry stamp on it.
10:08Like, from Hull to Rotterdam.
10:10I mean, that might be how she disappeared the first time.
10:12Right, well, do you remember the name they were using?
10:14No, I don't, but, I mean, she's not stupid, is she?
10:17She'll know you lot will be all over the airports.
10:19We need to get to Hull now.
10:20You need to get checked out.
10:21No, Kit.
10:22They get on that ferry with us.
10:23They could be gone for good.
10:24Who knows what that psycho's capable of.
10:26I'm not gonna just...
10:27Just drive, Kit!
10:31What?
10:31I didn't even have any.
10:33I don't care.
10:33I just need to pee.
10:36Let me out, please!
10:38Alright.
10:39Yeah, hang on.
10:40Hang on.
10:41We're coming.
10:45What are you doing in there?
10:49Well, I wasn't having a bubble bath, was I?
10:51That evil cow, Tracy, she locked me in.
10:54I've got a flaming killer.
10:56Wait!
10:59That's me thinking I'm having a bad day.
11:02Oh, look, come on, show note.
11:03Look, I said I wouldn't drink, alright?
11:05And I haven't.
11:06I love you.
11:07I'd do anything for you and the baby.
11:09I know.
11:10Now get out of the way before I wet myself.
11:16I said romance is good.
11:22Hey!
11:23She told me you needed help with a zip, but she couldn't get her trousers off for a pig.
11:28You...
11:30Cassie, don't you know how sly she is by now?
11:33Then, she shoves me.
11:35I land in the bath and she locked me in.
11:37But Mum said that you were off getting bladdered somewhere.
11:39Er, don't take her side.
11:41Sides?
11:41Even locked her in the toilet.
11:44Well, it was the bridal suite, so at least it was a nice one.
11:47Come on, Steve.
11:49Let's go.
11:49Okay, ladies, let's not spoil the big thing.
11:51Can't we just call it a silly prank and just get on?
11:54Yeah, Cassie.
11:55No hard feelings, eh?
11:57I'll give you hard feelings.
11:58Right across that snubmush of yours!
12:00Cassie, Cassie, Cassie!
12:02Come on, let's go.
12:05Trust Tracy to lower the tone.
12:07Oh, you can't hide common hall.
12:10I don't know where.
12:11She put over Kevin and now it's the lady in red Cassie kicking off.
12:16I've got clients all day tomorrow and I've drunk way more than I should have.
12:20But he's taking the mini bus back early, so I thought I'd catch a lift.
12:24Lightweight.
12:25You've not seen how a car love you.
12:27Why would I?
12:28I'm only asking.
12:29Yes!
12:30Boys on me.
12:31No, no, no, no excuses.
12:33No black wedding is complete without this one.
12:35Let's show my house done.
12:44I thought you had a plane to catch.
12:46Not till later.
12:48Thought I'd treat myself.
12:50Some free champagne.
12:51What did I ever see in you?
12:54Maybe you're a sucker for a pretty face.
13:04You've no idea how badly I've been hurt.
13:07You have got to be joking.
13:09After what you've done to me, to your family.
13:11Ah, yes.
13:12My precious, loving family always looking out for me.
13:16What do you want, Carl?
13:19Just to say.
13:22We weren't all that bad.
13:26When I first saw you in Fresco's car park.
13:30Come on, you felt the same.
13:34I am not giving you a single minute more of my time.
13:38You've taken way too much from me already.
13:42I know I'm good biking.
13:43Ooh!
13:45Oh, safe flight.
13:47All right, suit yourself.
13:49Yeah, I might treat myself to an upgrade.
13:52You've got a free champagne in the business lounge and all.
13:56Well, leaving early to get away from you.
13:58Yeah, well, I'm not staying here on my own.
14:00Amy's in there.
14:01She's not talking to me.
14:03Well, we are.
14:06Hiya.
14:07Oh, have you had a nice time?
14:09You're not sitting with us.
14:11What have we done to you?
14:12Nothing, we just don't like you.
14:15Hey.
14:16Are you all right?
14:18Thank you, buddy.
14:19I can't thank you enough.
14:21All right, come on.
14:32Yes.
14:34What have you got them for?
14:35If you were a florist, you'd have took them and all.
14:37What, are you going to sell them?
14:38Well, I'm not giving them away.
14:40All aboard.
14:42All right.
14:44You're sitting comfortably.
14:47You're not leaving without me, are you?
15:06Ryan, it's Carla.
15:08No, I'm not on holiday.
15:10Look, look, it's a long story.
15:11Just shut up and listen, all right?
15:12Have you heard from Lisa?
15:17Okay.
15:18Send that number to this phone.
15:19Now.
15:20Now, Ryan.
15:22She's left him a different number.
15:23Right, well, Carla, but if she's Rebecca,
15:25we don't want her cutting an under whistle.
15:26What?
15:35You all right doing this?
15:36Yes, I'm all right doing this.
15:39Okay.
15:45No signal.
15:47Well, let's patch you around here.
15:48Keep calling.
16:01Where have you two been?
16:03Sally's looking for you, but Conga.
16:05Well, the ladies were chock-a-block, so Christina had a wee in a rhododendron bush.
16:10It's a five-star hotel, this.
16:12You don't expect the guests to be squatting in shrubbery with the liquors round their ankles.
16:16Who says I'm wearing anything?
16:18Hey, have you seen our car?
16:19Yeah, we saw him in the car park.
16:21I just hope he didn't get an eye-fold.
16:24Oh!
16:31Carl!
16:33Carl!
16:33You can't be driving!
16:35You've had too much to drink!
16:37You're going to stop me?
16:38Get a flaming lamb.
16:39You might have a death wish, but does that include me or no?
16:43Well, let's find out.
16:47Carl, you can't drive your sodals!
16:50Carl, stop!
16:51Stop!
16:52Stop it!
16:58And good riddance.
17:06You're just too good to be true.
17:09Can't take my eyes off of you.
17:13You've been like her and can't touch.
17:17I wanna hold you so much.
17:20Oh, you're a sad cow, you Tracy.
17:23Even your own daughter can't stand you.
17:25Aw.
17:26Well, your own mother can't stand you, so maybe we've got more in common than you think.
17:32I was worried, you know, when I couldn't find you.
17:37I, um, I threw up.
17:39After you went back down, I must have had a dodgy prawn or something.
17:42What?
17:45Poor baby.
17:48Touch him.
17:59How could she keep him from me?
18:01My own mother on her deathbed!
18:04Look down, Carl!
18:05You're gonna kill us!
18:06Live fast.
18:08Die young, sis.
18:23What are you gonna do?
18:23You can't just ram him off the road.
18:25I can't let him get to the motorway.
18:27He could kill them both.
18:29I've told you, M62's closed.
18:32I look for the most unlikely route.
18:38I'll take 26 degrees.
18:42Whose phone is that?
18:44Well, it must be Ryan.
18:46I left him my number.
18:47Why'd you do that?
18:48Don't answer it.
18:49Will you stop barking orders at me?
18:51It might be important.
18:53Right.
18:59How's the wedding?
19:10Understood.
19:20Stop the car.
19:21Why?
19:23Stop the car!
19:25Lisa, calm down!
19:26What?
19:26What is it?
19:27What did he say?
19:28Mum, you're scaring me.
19:29Please don't tell me that was Carla.
19:30Just pull over.
19:33won't let go!
19:34Ah!
19:41Still...
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