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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 09: Wednesday, 14th January 2026
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00:34Morning.
00:35Oh, morning.
00:36I think you're coming to the tea.
00:38Yes, yeah, yeah, I'll be there.
00:40Oh, good, because I think Bertie's more looking forward to the laser crusader thing with his friends on the weekend.
00:45Hope to be young, eh?
00:46Oh, I don't know, Ken. I reckon you could still give them all a run for their money.
00:50Morning, all.
00:51Hello.
00:51I'm just about to get Bertie's present.
00:53What are you getting him?
00:54My lips are firmly sealed.
00:56Well, I got a good deal from a mate and Bertie's going to love it.
00:58So mysterious.
01:00I'll give you a clue. It's proper banging.
01:02Oh, well, I guess we'll have to wait for the magic reveal.
01:05See you later.
01:06OK, bye.
01:09I, um, I'll have to get to school, but I'll see you later, yeah?
01:12OK, yeah, I'll have a piece of cake ready and waiting.
01:14Lovely.
01:15Bye.
01:15See you.
01:22Will.
01:24You stayed at ease?
01:27Well, yeah, I did, but can you not have a go?
01:29I was on the sofa with a headache.
01:31I didn't want to drive home, OK?
01:32And I could do without the attitude today as well, thanks.
01:35Oh, sorry.
01:36Was it still hurting?
01:38Your head?
01:39Well, that and sleeping on the sofa.
01:41It's not fun.
01:43I thought you and I could spend some time together.
01:46Did you not hear what I just said?
01:48I'm feeling rough.
01:49I could stay with you and make you feel better.
01:51What are you going to do?
01:51Cook me chicken soup?
01:53Tuck me in?
01:56Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:58I'm just...
01:59Look, I'm really not with it.
02:00I just need to get through today at work.
02:02Really?
02:02I could help.
02:03Look, Will, if you want to help, just give me some space, yeah?
02:07I promise I'll call you when I'm feeling bad.
02:14Only yours.
02:17Where is everyone?
02:19Ooh, a moment of calm in the Platt house that's around.
02:23Jodie?
02:24No, it's Bethany.
02:27We've met the four.
02:28I'm that niece that you always buy vouchers for because you have no idea what I like.
02:31Funny.
02:32Now, Jodie, she stayed the night.
02:35Sorry, can we start again?
02:36Who is Jodie?
02:37Oh, uh, Shona's half-sister.
02:40She tipped up at the hospital.
02:41I have another auntie.
02:43Well, half auntie.
02:44Oh, well, at least I don't have to tell Shona that she stayed.
02:53Oh, I thought you'd done a runner.
02:55Oh, no, I, um...
02:57I just wanted to get some fresh air.
02:59Oh.
03:00Oh, this is Bethany, my niece, and Lily, my daughter.
03:04Hiya, I'm...
03:05Jodie.
03:05Yes, we were just getting my information.
03:07I tried ringing you, but...
03:09Oh, um, yeah.
03:11Uh, I've...
03:11I've lost my phone.
03:13Um, yeah.
03:15Wow.
03:16You two are so stunning, aren't you?
03:18Oh, thank you, Jodie.
03:20That is very sweet of you.
03:21I can see it now, actually.
03:22You and Shona look alike.
03:23Right, I'll, um...
03:24I'll stick the cat along for everyone.
03:26Oh, yeah, not for me, thanks.
03:27I'm gonna go now.
03:28Oh, OK.
03:29Well, I'm sure we'll have plenty of time to get to know each other anyway.
03:31Yeah, that'd be nice.
03:34Lil, do you want to go and get ready for school?
03:40She seems nice.
03:42Settled in quickly, hasn't she?
03:44Good luck explaining that one to Shona.
03:52Dad invented a reason for me to pop by, but it was super lame.
03:56You want me to ask you something?
03:58Basically, you want to know if you're OK?
04:00Thanks for the transparency.
04:02Yeah, well, I figured you're too busy for pretense.
04:06So?
04:07OK?
04:08Well, the official answer is I'm fine.
04:11Not bad, huh?
04:13Well, people should be worried about Debbie.
04:16Yeah, but, I mean, she's got Kevin.
04:18I'm your people's.
04:20OK?
04:20And I'm saying spill.
04:27It's a nightmare.
04:28Adam told her to plead not guilty,
04:30but from the look of her, I can't tell if she will or not.
04:34And I just feel helpless.
04:36I think it's just hitting home that I'm gonna lose her,
04:39and I'm not talking about the court case.
04:41The feelings are just the same.
04:43No matter what I do,
04:46long term,
04:49I can't save her.
04:55That it?
04:57It scares me, you know?
04:58Listen, you're gonna be with her every step of the way.
05:02All right, and I know that.
05:03OK?
05:04And we'll be here for you.
05:07Hey, man.
05:10Thanks for looking out.
05:16What are you doing?
05:22Escaping.
05:24Aren't you meant to be resting?
05:26No, they've discharged me.
05:28I've eaten enough naff food, drank enough wheat juice to convince them that I'm OK.
05:33They've just got me some meds.
05:34Oh, great.
05:35Why didn't you text me?
05:36I knew you were coming.
05:37Oh, remind me to make a doctor's appointment later.
05:40I'll just get the dressing changed.
05:42Oh, yeah.
05:43Oh, great.
05:44I can get you settled at home, then, and I'll just nip back, check in on Arp.
05:49No, I'm not expecting you to be Florence Nightingale, you know.
05:52I'm gonna be coming in every day to see her anyway.
05:54It's gonna kill me not being able to have her at home.
05:56I could pitch a tent outside.
05:58No, no, don't make me laugh, please.
06:04Speaking of pitching a tent, Jodie's kind of settled in at Arp's.
06:12What?
06:13Now?
06:14Well, don't get mad, OK?
06:16You'd have done the same thing if you were there.
06:19She were outside, and she were having some sort of panic attack.
06:23I kind of got the impression like she had nowhere else to go.
06:29And it kind of seems as though she's planning on staying there.
06:32But, I mean, it might be a good thing, you know.
06:35It might bring you two closer, and she might finally tell you where she's been all this time.
06:41Well, that's what I'm afraid of.
06:44No, forget it.
06:45I'm sure it'll be fine.
06:49Yeah.
06:57Who are you?
06:58What's it to you?
07:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:02What are you doing?
07:03Get out now!
07:04What are you doing in this house?
07:05I'd have to tell you that.
07:06Yeah, you do.
07:08Er, leave.
07:10Er, no.
07:12You calling the police?
07:13No, no.
07:14I'm calling my brother, David.
07:17Oh.
07:18I'm his sister-in-law.
07:21Oh, right.
07:22Well, er, well, I'd need to hear that from him.
07:25Er, okay.
07:26So, what's your sister's name?
07:28Shona.
07:31I mean, you could have read that anywhere, couldn't you?
07:33I'm not leaving till I know if you're robbing the place or not.
07:36Who robs the place in a dressing gown?
07:45Look, I'm waving the white flag, honestly.
07:49Good.
07:49Because I haven't got the energy to fight.
07:51I'm sorry for kicking off.
07:54You don't need that right now, so...
07:56I'm dropping it totally.
07:58Is this some sort of reverse psychology thingy?
08:01I'm not in the mood for my game.
08:03No, I'm genuinely letting it go.
08:05It's your life.
08:06Hi.
08:08But at the same time, I'm still allowed to hate him
08:10for what he's done to you.
08:11Oh, here we go.
08:12No, I'm entitled to my opinion.
08:14Yes, you are, but it's your opinion,
08:16so can you keep it to yourself, please?
08:18And if you have nothing nice to say about our Carl,
08:20I don't want you here.
08:21Ronit, can you ask him to leave, please?
08:23Look, I was just trying to say sorry.
08:24Yes, and you've said it.
08:26Apology accepted.
08:27So, go on.
08:28Off you pop.
08:29It's probably for the best.
08:42Oh, mate, you're a bro, and then you can have some of these arse tranquilizers.
08:45Yeah, well, they've given me a love to run the Grand National.
08:47Do you not get my missed calls?
08:50What?
08:50I've kind of had me hands full.
08:52Why are you half-dressed?
08:53Yeah, and in my dressing gown.
08:55Oh, so you're telling the truth.
08:57You do know each other.
08:58Obviously.
08:59You've been keeping her hostage or something?
09:01Er, no.
09:01I just had to make sure she wasn't robbing the place.
09:03She slammed the door in my face.
09:05What was I meant to think?
09:05Yeah, and I refused to move until he left.
09:08What is this?
09:09Weatherfield standoff?
09:10Nick.
09:11I'm Nick Jodie.
09:12My sister.
09:13Mm.
09:14Hi.
09:15What are you even doing here?
09:16I was trying to find Sam, but everyone seems to be ignoring their phones.
09:19It's good to see a show, and I'll pop over later,
09:21and see Hop, OK?
09:22Yeah, Sarah's there now.
09:26I thought I was going to call you.
09:30I'll go get dressed.
09:32Right.
09:33Oh, and will you bring the dressing gown back down, please,
09:36because I'm going to be living in it for the next few days?
09:38Yeah.
09:48Wow, amazing.
09:49Yeah, totally amazing.
09:52Thanks very much, Uncle Kirk.
09:53Glad you like it.
09:55Looks like Adam moved out at the right time.
09:57Don't suppose you fancy it round at your place?
09:59Oh, we're good.
10:00Thanks.
10:00No?
10:02Dad.
10:03Dad.
10:03How about it?
10:04Do you want to spend a bit of extra time with your favourite grandson
10:06while he practices his new hobby?
10:09Nice try.
10:10Much as I always wanted to be Keith Moon,
10:12that has got your flap written all over it.
10:16Here we are.
10:17Shouldn't we wait for Adam?
10:18Do you know what?
10:19It's going to be a while.
10:20Just save him a slice.
10:21I'll just get a knife.
10:22Do you remember those candles?
10:23Of course.
10:24One of the perks of working at Speed, Dal.
10:26Bertie, darling,
10:27could you just get me that box of candles at the top of my bag?
10:30Not that one, sweetie.
10:31That's Megan's bag.
10:38It's not for me.
10:43But nice to know how you really feel about us.
10:48Excuse me.
11:05Megan!
11:06Wait!
11:08It's OK.
11:11In front of his entire family, I am mortified.
11:15Do you want to talk about it?
11:17I got it for one of the girls at school.
11:20The look on his face, it was like his whole world had ended.
11:23I think we were all a bit shocked.
11:25No, no, no, no.
11:26That was different.
11:27It was like he was ashamed or something.
11:32Look, it isn't really my place to say,
11:35but he really went through it with someone before you.
11:41Just come back.
11:43Chat to him.
11:44I can't, I can't, I can't.
11:46I'm too embarrassed.
11:48Oh, looks like they've gone to the pub.
11:51Ken's watching Bertie.
11:54Clerk must have finished building his kit.
11:56Great.
11:57The pub's the last thing I need.
11:59Oh, come on.
12:00It'll be fine.
12:01Trust me.
12:08Honestly, David,
12:09you really don't have to follow me every time I need a wee.
12:12It just keeps me busy.
12:14Well, I hope.
12:15Don't rub David's stomach too much.
12:17He'll get ideas.
12:19But dogs call David too.
12:22Doesn't that get confusing?
12:23Oh, I don't know.
12:24They both love a belly rub and have exceptional recalls.
12:27You should see me when I clock a squirrel.
12:29I'm off like a shot.
12:31Right, Jodie, look, are we going to talk about this
12:34or just pretend I didn't see it?
12:36She's got a bruise on her arm,
12:38which I'm guessing is the reason you've got nowhere else to be.
12:43That's what you get for picking the wrong bloke, I suppose.
12:46Is that why you think you had that panic attack at the hospital?
12:49Yeah, and I take it you haven't told anyone else.
12:53Can't really wrap my head around it myself, to be honest.
12:56I mean, he was so nice in the beginning.
13:00I guess I just thought it was a phase.
13:03That I'd get better.
13:05And the crash?
13:08The one time I try to get away
13:10and I end up getting caught up in some massive accident.
13:14I mean, what are the chances?
13:18But then I saw you at the hospital
13:21and everything just made sense.
13:24It was like it was meant to be.
13:26I think I knew I'd be safe with you.
13:29Yeah, well, of course you are.
13:31But I still think you need to report it.
13:33No, I can't report it.
13:36I can't.
13:37His best mate's a copper
13:39and it'll get back to him.
13:40I know it will.
13:41OK, OK.
13:42It will.
13:42Just come here.
13:43Just come here.
13:44We're here now.
13:45You're safe.
13:46That's the main thing.
13:55That's 2580, please, Tracy.
13:57Oh, I'm not paying.
13:58Daniel is, cos it's his party.
14:00Well, how about I give you the receipt
14:02and you can claim it off him later, eh?
14:06Sorry.
14:11Hey.
14:12What's with the lover's tiff?
14:14Oh, it's nothing.
14:15Megan had bought a pregnancy test for someone
14:17and for a minute Daniel thought it was for her.
14:19Well, are you sure it's not for her?
14:22I mean, it doesn't look like she's drinking.
14:24Yeah, not all of us drink, Tracy.
14:26Doesn't mean that we're pregnant.
14:28Hmm.
14:29Mark my words, though.
14:30There's something about her.
14:32I don't know what it is, but there is.
14:34Hey, I thought we were all playing.
14:35Well, we thought we'd give you a chance to practice.
14:38See as you were late.
14:39Stylishly, aren't they?
14:40If Tracy can throw a dance as well as she throws shade,
14:42we're all in trouble.
14:43Oi, I heard that, Kirk.
14:45You know I can't say who.
14:47Just be careful, cos it could be a safeguarding issue.
14:50Yeah, I know the rules.
14:51And no, it's not anyone in danger or underage.
14:55I'm sorry for how I reacted.
14:57It wasn't about you, really, it wasn't.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Ali has said something happened before.
15:05Someone let me believe that I was going to be a dad again.
15:07And she knew full well that I wasn't.
15:12One of the worst moments of my life, actually.
15:15That level of deception.
15:19As you can see, I'm totally over it.
15:22It's just, when I saw that test, I...
15:24I didn't want to have a baby with me.
15:26No, it's not that.
15:29I didn't know what to think.
15:32It just brought back lots of painful memories.
15:35It's fine, it's fine.
15:37It's not like we've even been seeing each other long.
15:40I don't want you thinking that I wouldn't handle it well.
15:44Well, you didn't.
15:48It's OK, it's OK.
15:49Let's just drop it.
15:52Hopefully, if it ever does happen,
15:54it'll be nicer moment than that.
15:56Second time for the charm, eh?
15:59Why don't we go join the game?
16:03I'm just going to nip to the leg.
16:17It's not what it looks like.
16:18I'll explain later, OK?
16:19Sure.
16:29It's dead funny here, isn't it?
16:32Well, I do seem to have hit it off.
16:35Could have given me a warning about the bruise.
16:38What do you want me to do?
16:39Send up a flare?
16:41You're not a bit worried.
16:42Some guy turning up, beating the door down,
16:45and one just had it fixed.
16:46Look, it's complicated, all right?
16:48And I didn't want to talk about it.
16:52But...
16:55When I walked out,
16:56I promised her that I'd be back.
16:58And then I left it too late,
17:00and by the time I plucked up the courage to return,
17:03they'd already moved.
17:05I've always...
17:06I've just always felt guilty about it.
17:08And her turning up is a living,
17:10breathing reminder of how much I've let her down.
17:12Why have you not talked to me about this before?
17:15Because I didn't want to, all right?
17:16And I still don't.
17:17She's here now, isn't she?
17:18And she needs me.
17:20We've got enough going on with Harper,
17:22so just leave Jodie to me, all right?
17:24I'm sure I'll be fine.
17:26And Jesus, until the grandfather's mother
17:29complained about it,
17:29that Sonic 3 is not happy.
17:34Oi!
17:36Adam, mate, who stood that still in the street?
17:37We called him Bollard.
17:39Make yourself useful, collect some empties.
17:41Right, Megan, you're up, then Maria.
17:44Oh, no, no, I'm just spectating me.
17:46No, if I have to play, everyone does.
17:48Here we go.
17:51You too good?
17:52Looks like you cleared down.
17:54Yeah, only just.
17:57Pregnancy test.
17:58Wasn't expecting that.
18:03I mean, can you imagine if it was hers?
18:05And positive.
18:05Yeah, I can.
18:07Trouble seems to follow you around.
18:08Or at least know where you are at all times.
18:11Hey!
18:12You'll get the next one, for sure.
18:14You two better be careful from that one.
18:16We are, we always are.
18:17That's why it was such a shock.
18:19Hey, Bollard!
18:20Hey!
18:22What was it?
18:24What's your problem, Will?
18:25You, uh, you know why can't you just stay on my life?
18:28Is this about that detention?
18:29Just leave it at school, will you?
18:31Honestly.
18:39Right, I've put some spare sheets out for you.
18:42I'm pretty sure David didn't do that yesterday.
18:45Oh, thanks.
18:46You know, you can talk to me.
18:48When you're ready.
18:50I know.
18:52It's funny, you know what?
18:53No matter how bad things get,
18:55life always puts you where you need to be.
19:00You're gonna be all right.
19:01You're good.
19:04I feel you're good.
19:07I don't know.
19:40I'll be more than all right.
19:59Are we going to talk about this before tomorrow?
20:03Why we got a place to ourselves?
20:06Well, there's nothing to say, is there?
20:10I'm going to ask you this one final time.
20:13Is there any truth in what Kevin is saying about Carl?
20:18Because you've been all over the place.
20:21You're totally silent through dinner, and I can't get a read of you.
20:27And I'm trying my best here.
20:31Please, just don't shout me out.
20:33I killed the vicar.
20:35Billy is dead.
20:36How do you expect me to feel?
20:39Kevin's coming up with conspiracies because he wants to take Carl down,
20:41and I'm trying to work it all out in my head,
20:43while at the same time I'm being bombarded with questions
20:45that I don't have any answers to.
20:47OK.
20:49OK.
20:50We'll just deal with what is ahead of us.
20:56Have you thought about giving Adam a ring?
21:00It's not him that has to make the decision, is it?
21:04Look, please, don't plead guilty.
21:10Yeah?
21:11Don't do that.
21:13Please.
21:14From me.
21:18Do you know the one thing I have left up here?
21:22It's my autonomy.
21:24So nobody else is going to make this decision but me.
21:29Only me.
21:32Oh, my God.
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