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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 14: Wednesday, 21st January 2026
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00:30What are you doing Ty?
00:31Just tell me the truth!
00:33Tell me!
00:36Okay, great. Nice one.
00:37Have you stopped checking your texts now?
00:39I'm at work?
00:40Yes, I know. This is about work.
00:42I need a table, please. At one o'clock. I've got two clients I really need to impress.
00:45Okay.
00:46Are you on, then, by the way?
00:47Yes.
00:48Right, so can you do that whole charming waiter thing?
00:51Don't I always?
00:51No, not really.
00:53But we've got something for you.
00:57What's this?
00:58It's a letter.
00:59Remember that?
01:00It's from Lisa. She dropped it off this morning.
01:05What is this, Bridgerton? Why can't she just text me?
01:15What's it say?
01:19Nothing. It's private.
01:21Oh, now it's private.
01:23I've had nothing but the ins and outs of the cat's backside over the past few months with you and
01:26Lisa.
01:26Now all of a sudden it's top secret. Come on.
01:28Sorry, the ins and outs of the cat's backside?
01:32Something Ann used to say. Anyway, stop deflecting. Come on, spill.
01:36She wants to meet me for lunch at the bistro, will ya?
01:43Just tell me the truth!
01:49I told you it wasn't me. Kev is out of his mind.
01:55My leg.
01:58No.
01:59No, no.
02:01Yeah?
02:02Jodie.
02:03Yeah?
02:04Jodie.
02:05Jodie.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Jodie.
02:07It's okay. It's just a bad dream.
02:09You're just having a bad dream.
02:11It's okay.
02:13What are you doing, Ob?
02:14Oh, well, David's taken over at the hospital.
02:17Why did you sleep down here?
02:20Oh, er...
02:21I must have dozed off.
02:22I was up late last night watching some stupid Harry film.
02:27Hey, why don't we go for brekkie at Roy's?
02:30Cos I am gagging for anything that hasn't come from a hospital calf.
02:35Right, okay, yeah.
02:37Hey, put me down for loads.
02:39I need all the shifts I can get.
02:40I'm not dead yet, Sean.
02:41I'm still up on my weight.
02:42Let's just wait for the test results before you start juggling kegs of ale over your head.
02:46I mean, at your age.
02:47Oh.
02:48Here we go.
02:50Your favourite.
02:51Dippy eggs and soldiers.
02:54That age will be seven, apparently.
02:55Where's mine?
02:56You're a chef.
02:57You can make your own.
02:58Right, well, I'll make a start on the hot pot.
03:00Dev gave me a load of free carrots cos they were going soft.
03:03See you later, cocks.
03:05I've always said it about the gays.
03:07Every home should have one.
03:09Er, what's this?
03:11Scale model of the Sydney Opera House.
03:13What does it look like?
03:14That is full of cholesterol.
03:16Oh, Pish, it's egg and soldiers.
03:19He's on a low-fat diet.
03:20Since when?
03:21Since now.
03:22I'll have it.
03:22Be careful, Ollie.
03:25One drop of egg yolk and your heart could explode.
03:28Ma.
03:29Cholesterol.
03:29We never had cholesterol in my day.
03:31The things they come up with.
03:33I'm pretty sure there's always been cholesterol, even if you've never heard of it.
03:36Babe, I got you some papaya juice and some bananas.
03:39What is he now?
03:40Mowgli?
03:41The man needs a decent breakfast.
03:44And now look what you've done.
03:46He's supposed to be avoiding stress.
03:49I'm going to be late for school.
03:50They wouldn't have let him out of the hospital if they thought he was a risk.
03:53I should have stayed in hospital.
03:55Get a bit of peace and quiet.
03:56Anyone taking me to school?
03:58Do you know that's it?
03:59I ain't going back to bed.
04:00I can't be doing with all this bickering.
04:02Would you want me to bring you anything, babe?
04:04Pineapple on a stick.
04:06Hello.
04:06Can anybody see me?
04:08I need to go to school.
04:10You stop stuffing your face and bring your sister to school.
04:13Finally.
04:17I really feel I should apologise for being so hostile to you the other day about Alice.
04:24Don't be daft.
04:25I should learn to mind my own business.
04:27Having said that, have you heard more about the Bat Forum?
04:31Oh, vegetarian sausages.
04:33No.
04:34Oh, and two poached eggs.
04:37While I appreciate the convenience of a textual relationship,
04:42not speaking face to face has its drawbacks.
04:45Studies show that 93% of communication is non-verbal.
04:50Well, I'd avoid online dating if I was you, Roy.
04:53A lot of weirdos out there.
04:55It's not online dating.
04:56It's a pen pal.
04:58Still, er, you won't believe the amount of complaints we get about catfishing these days.
05:02Ah, £5.75 please.
05:05Cat-cat-fishing?
05:06Yeah.
05:07It's when someone draws you in on line by line about who they are.
05:11It's like someone pretending to be a 15-year-old schoolgirl,
05:14when actually they're a 50-year-old van driver typing in his pants from his parents' attic.
05:19Oh, the button.
05:21So why catfishing?
05:23No idea.
05:24Just, er, make sure she's who she says she is.
05:27And how would I do that?
05:29As for a copy of her passport and two recent utility bills.
05:32Hardly conducive to building a friendship.
05:35I need to fetch eggs.
05:41It's you.
05:43What are you doing here?
05:46I mean, are you okay? Are you safe?
05:48Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
05:50Er...
05:50I couldn't find a single trace of you after the crash.
05:54Er, could we just forget about this whole thing, please?
05:57Look, if you're in trouble, I'm a copper.
05:59I'm not in trouble. I've never been better, actually.
06:02Er...
06:02It's just something I really want to keep on my DL, okay?
06:06All right.
06:07As long as you're okay.
06:08Oh!
06:09So you've met Kit, then?
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:12Er, he was just recommending the, the full English.
06:14Hmm.
06:14You better not be chatting up my sister.
06:17This is Sarah's boyfriend.
06:18Oh, right.
06:21Well, nice to meet you.
06:23Yeah, you too.
06:24I'll see you around.
06:31Hey, how's the baby and how's you?
06:34Oh, see this?
06:35It's what putting a brave face on looks like.
06:38Oh, must be hard.
06:39I am running on fumes, Nina.
06:42Er, you two catch up.
06:44I am just gonna go and make a quick call, okay?
07:00How's it feeling?
07:02All right, you care.
07:07Ty, I know you want to blame someone for your accident, but this is about Kev, not me.
07:14No.
07:15No, he wouldn't lie to me.
07:18Yeah, but you've seen the state he's in lately.
07:20He's not himself, is he?
07:22The anger, the paranoia.
07:26Well, it turns out he had every right to be paranoid.
07:29Look, Kev will say anything to anyone if he thinks he can turn them against me.
07:34He's been doing it for months.
07:37I can't say I blame him.
07:40I'm guilty for a lot, mate.
07:43I know that.
07:45And maybe I do deserve a beating.
07:48But not for your accident.
07:55Kev's in a really dark place.
07:58And yeah, most of that is down to me.
08:01But me and you, we shouldn't be fighting.
08:03We should be putting our heads together, trying to figure out a way to help him.
08:08Because the way he's going...
08:16That's got to be a girl you're texting.
08:18Or a boy or someone you like, judging from the smile on your face.
08:21A girl.
08:22And yeah, I'm happy.
08:24Could you get a double espresso while you're here?
08:27Would you like a brandy and cigar with that?
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:33Ooh, I love sunflowers, mate.
08:35Yeah?
08:36They're for Carla.
08:37I thought it'd surprise them.
08:39Oh, right.
08:40So you're back together then?
08:41That's he never said.
08:42If only it were that easy.
08:44I was just telling Roy I sent her an invite for lunch today at a bistro.
08:47A handwritten invitation, no less.
08:50But I haven't heard back as yet.
08:52I'll borrow text.
08:53Oh, no.
08:55No, I don't want to push her.
08:56Ryan said she's got the letters, so we'll know soon enough, won't we?
09:02Our best table.
09:04Mrs. Connery is one of our most valued customers, so only the best for her.
09:08Yeah, right.
09:08Don't take quite a side out.
09:11Right then, fellas, what we having?
09:13Oh, no rush.
09:14Let's have a little look at the wine list for us, shall we?
09:18We're not often up this way, so we might as well make the most.
09:21Might as well.
09:22I hear they have a very good cellar here.
09:25They do?
09:25They do?
09:27Right then.
09:29Now then.
09:30We only have one rule for lunch.
09:32Don't we, Marty?
09:33That we do, Rich.
09:35Yeah.
09:35Phone's off for the duration.
09:37We're old fashioned that way.
09:39Of course.
09:40Yeah.
09:41No, not at all.
09:41It's nice to meet a pair of gentlemen with such good table manners.
10:03What on earth happened to you?
10:05I thought you were working some brekkie.
10:06Um, just, you know, a bit of a panic.
10:10No biggie.
10:11I think it's all this reconnecting with you, your family, and then all the neighbours.
10:17It just got a bit much.
10:19Fair.
10:20It is a lot, isn't it?
10:22Yeah.
10:24You and Kit looked quite cosy.
10:27We were just chatting while you were on the phone to the hospital.
10:30Oh, right.
10:31Okay.
10:31Hey, well, it's a good thing I came in when I did.
10:33Been pretty awkward if you tried to have a bash at Sarah's fella.
10:37What time are you going back to the hospital?
10:39You got time for a quick brew?
10:40I don't know.
10:41To be honest, the shower's my priority at the minute.
10:43In fact, you know what?
10:44Beggar it.
10:45I'm gonna have a long hot soak.
10:46David can man the fort.
10:50Have you met Kit before, then?
10:53No.
10:54It's just that you two look like pretty thick as thieves and I was wondering if maybe you'd...
10:58Will you give it a rest?
11:00I mean, you can't just pop up in my life again and then start accusing me of trying to sleep
11:04with members of your family.
11:06I'm sorry.
11:09Right, you go and have your bath and I'll have a quick brew and then I'll have a tidy up
11:14down here.
11:14Okay.
11:26Sure they're making those bottles smaller?
11:28Yeah, that must be it.
11:30It's mine and Carla's favourite.
11:33I'm sure she's just been held up.
11:36God, I hope so.
11:38Maybe you should have something to eat.
11:42Soak up the wine?
11:44You sound like my mum.
11:46Sorry, I'll mind my own business.
11:49You can get me another bottle though.
11:51And some olives if you absolutely insist.
11:55Sure.
12:13Oi!
12:17What are you doing?
12:19Having lunch.
12:20With.
12:21Two of the most boring men on the planet.
12:24You know what I mean.
12:25Lisa's waiting for you at the bistro.
12:27So I'd better wait.
12:28If I'm that important to her.
12:30Well, have you at least let her know that you've been held up?
12:33Will you get off my back?
12:35You know, I've learnt the hard way.
12:36Work comes first.
12:38You know, because knickers can't let you down like people.
12:46It's not used to just sitting around. It's going to go stir crazy.
12:49Yeah, not me.
12:51I love a sit down.
12:52I'd be taking full advantage of that.
12:54Yes, lovely people.
12:55Oh, no, that's a nice way to greet us.
12:57Take a lesson.
12:58Take a lesson.
12:59I'll have a pint then, please.
13:01Oh, do you know what?
13:01Make that two, thank you.
13:03I used to drink nothing else when I was younger.
13:05I think I might be feeling a bit nostalgic.
13:07Shh.
13:07Give me two secs to change the barrel.
13:09I'll go.
13:10No, you will not.
13:11You're to rest.
13:12Hey, you.
13:13Are you going to stand around there all day with your garb hanging open?
13:17Maggie, there's no one that needs serving.
13:19Go and change the barrel, you useless article.
13:23Hey, don't speak to staff like that in front of customers.
13:26I'm so sorry.
13:27No, don't worry.
13:28We're fed with.
13:29You go sit down, I'll bring them over.
13:30Okay.
13:30Cheers.
13:32Don't you talk like that to me in my own pub.
13:35She was standing around there playing with her stupid phone
13:38and expecting Ben to go into the cellar.
13:40I offered.
13:41Yeah, well, more fool you.
13:43What are we even paying her for?
13:45But there's so many of the rest of us here.
13:47I like her.
13:49Oh, I had you down as a lad of more taste and sense.
13:54Who he is friends with is absolutely nothing to do with you.
13:57All right, that's it.
13:59I'm not having this anymore.
14:02It's not just about my health.
14:03It's about this business.
14:05You two sort it out.
14:07This is not working anymore.
14:15Wow.
14:16So, as I was saying, what Kyle said kind of made sense.
14:20You were ready to kill him before.
14:23Yeah, I might have gone a bit far with that.
14:25How do you mean?
14:27Well, it wasn't exactly a friendly conversation.
14:29Not at the start anyway.
14:36She's not mentioned money, has she?
14:39No, no.
14:40She did relate a rather amusing tale about finding some Latvian currency
14:45in a cigar box after her husband passed.
14:48Hm.
14:49What's amusing about that?
14:51Well, neither of them had ever been to Latvia.
14:57I bet that one had them rolling in the Isle of the Book Club.
15:00Look, what I meant is...
15:03You know what?
15:04It doesn't matter.
15:05You know, I doubt any catfisher would bother writing eight-page letters
15:08or, you know, have stories about Latvian currency.
15:11I think you're safe.
15:12Well, I'm very glad to hear it.
15:14Oh!
15:17Ah!
15:18Needed to worry it.
15:20Here she is now.
15:33Well, someone looks happy.
15:35Makes a nice change in here.
15:36Just had a little work mystery solved this morning.
15:39Been bugging me for a while.
15:41Turns out it was on my doorstep this whole time.
15:43Ooh!
15:44Anything juicy you can share?
15:46Well, if I did, I'd have to kill you.
15:49Oh!
15:51Right, it's back on now.
15:52You took your time?
15:54I think the word you're looking for is thank you, Lauren.
15:56Is payment not enough?
16:00You attacked him!
16:02Right, oh, okay.
16:03I lost it a little bit.
16:05But everything that Carl said, it kind of made sense in the end.
16:08The way Kev's been acting.
16:09You know, him throwing around all these accusations.
16:12Hi, Kev!
16:12Oh, all right.
16:14So, er...
16:15Did you go and confront Carl?
16:18Yeah.
16:18Yeah, I did.
16:22Is he okay?
16:24Look, Maggie.
16:25We both care about Ben, don't we?
16:28So, we need to prioritise his health.
16:30Agreed.
16:31Okay.
16:32Can we call it a truce, please?
16:34And put family first?
16:36That's all I've ever wanted.
16:40Don't tell me you believe him.
16:42Look, Carl has a rock-solid alibi.
16:44Oh, I can vouch for that.
16:45Who asked you?
16:46There we go.
16:47Sorry for the wait.
16:47No, don't worry.
16:48We'll enjoy it even more, won't we?
16:50Kevin, what can I get you?
16:51Nothing.
16:52Because I don't drink with idiots.
16:54First it was Abby, then Debbie.
16:56Now he's got you wrapped round his little finger.
16:59Well, don't come crying to me when he wrecks your life like he has mine.
17:09You all right, Liz?
17:12Spiffy.
17:15It was Sarah who told me that she was here.
17:18You're all drunk, aren't you?
17:21Perceptive.
17:22Well done.
17:24Oi!
17:28Couldn't even be bothered to tell me that you weren't coming?
17:31No?
17:33Sorry about this.
17:34Don't apologise for me!
17:37Do you know how hard it was for me to write that letter?
17:42Liz, I think it would be a good idea if we just...
17:46Why don't you just go home and I'll call you later?
17:49Shall I call the police?
17:52I am the police, Baldi.
17:54It's fine.
17:56What's all this about?
17:58She's my ex.
18:00Oh?
18:01How modern.
18:03Get with the times, Marty.
18:05I have a niece who's a lesbian.
18:08Mine.
18:09She were always sporty.
18:11Do you know how hard it was for me to write that letter?
18:16Hmm?
18:17To tell you that I have never...
18:23ever...
18:23loved anyone the way that I love you.
18:27But...
18:28To tell you...
18:29To tell you...
18:30You are my everything.
18:35You're my soulmate.
18:37What?
18:41The...
18:41The world...
18:43Carla, the world just...
18:44It disappears...
18:47When I'm with you.
18:52Oh!
18:54Oh!
18:55Oh!
18:56Okay.
18:58Oh, you're all right, Lisa.
18:59All right, okay, just come with me.
19:01That's fine.
19:01We're gonna go this way.
19:03You're all right.
19:03You're doing...
19:04You're doing good.
19:05Okay?
19:06I'm gonna come up to the staircase.
19:07I'm so sorry.
19:08I'm trying to just skip the coffee.
19:20Sit yourself down, Ben.
19:22I've made a plate for Ollie for when he finishes.
19:24Will's on his phone?
19:26Phone away, please, Will.
19:28Hey, snitch.
19:29Do your wishing answers, please.
19:32We have standards at our dinner table.
19:35At least someone in this family listens to me.
19:39This is delicious, Eva.
19:41The chicken is so lovely and moist.
19:43Aw, thanks, Maggie.
19:45Finally worked out how to use that oven.
19:47Well, I don't know what's come over you two, but I'm all for it.
19:50It's what we all want.
19:52A quiet life and a happy home.
19:55Hear, hear.
19:57Well, I'll drink to that.
20:00Cheers.
20:03So, have you had a smouse of, eh?
20:05He looks bad.
20:14Here now.
20:19Letters burning by my bed for you.
20:22Here now.
20:26I can feel my instincts here for you.
20:30Here now.
20:41I didn't think you were coming.
20:43Here now.
20:44I thought you hated me.
20:48Well, I was being pig-headed.
20:50You know?
20:52It's what I'm like.
20:53You should know me, Benham.
20:55I thought I'd lost you.
20:59Really?
21:01Calling my client boldy and throwing up?
21:03No, that's...
21:05just reminded me of what I first saw in you.
21:10I love you so much.
21:29I love you too.
21:30My Gemini.
21:42You ready?
21:47My to go.
21:59I really, very happy.
22:00In washing days.
22:00I hope you were taking the thisly Alright.
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