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The great indian kapil show - The return of samay raina and ranveer
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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:58Yeah
01:00You can see, every person has made a video.
01:03You've got so many channels,
01:05and I've got my friends in the kitchen.
01:07Guys, today I've made a bread and bread.
01:12My husband's mouth is open and open.
01:15And he's making bread and putting it on YouTube.
01:18Then he's coming back and saying,
01:20that bread and bread looks good on YouTube.
01:23Then he's making bread and bread,
01:24and he's making a lot of money for breaking bread.
01:28The girls are coming today and giving tips for makeup.
01:31I'm crazy.
01:32First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:41And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
01:43And your new makeup looks better.
01:49No makeup looks better.
01:50First of all, the 28 things in the mouth.
01:58The girls are also watching the videos.
02:00The girls are watching the videos too.
02:02The girls are watching the videos on Youtube.
02:04Hi, guys!
02:05Guys, everybody has got a bag like the dogs at home.
02:08Hi, guys!
02:09You have to comment on the video if you look bad.
02:12Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:21Laws
02:21This lady who sm rinse into a blouse
02:24This way the girl
02:25will give her a tattoo
02:33To get a tattoo on his face
02:38This is a different channel
02:41This is a different language
02:42His expressions are
02:46about Arun Govil and Alok Natji
02:48Mix the expression
02:50You will close your eyes and open your eyes
02:52They say that
02:54The problem is the peace, friends
02:56The life is living
02:58Everyone is living
02:59This is a life of 4 days
03:01The baby says, what 4 days?
03:03My mother is coming from 25 days
03:04And what is your life of 4 days?
03:09Some people make a video of traveling
03:12Put your bag and get out
03:15The beautiful world is waiting for you
03:17You can comment below
03:18Who will you give money?
03:23But this is the truth
03:25Those talented people
03:27Who are their own business
03:28Their original content
03:29And their own channel
03:30They become such stars
03:34Their channel
03:37Please welcome
03:38Mr. Samirena
03:39And Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
03:59Oh
03:59How are you bro?
04:01Welcome
04:02Welcome, welcome
04:05Welcome
04:06Welcome
04:08Welcome
04:15What is your story?
04:16What is your story?
04:17What is your story?
04:18What is your story?
04:19What are you love?
04:19I am happy that we are in jail
04:21We are now in jail
04:21We are out of jail
04:21We are out of jail
04:24You are all
04:25You know all
04:27Which one of the two
04:28In the last year
04:28Is your story
04:29The most part of the celebrities
04:30Is my world
04:34People were doing
04:35The Chinese
04:36You were looking to watch
04:37The police have been searching
04:37The police both
04:38Have been searching
04:39What did you feel
04:40Part of the year
04:41What did you feel
04:44This whole studio has two people who are going to Supreme Court and are us and Sidhu Paji.
04:58That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:01Okay, wow.
05:03Come on, come on.
05:05Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:09Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:10Don't say anything.
05:12But they will not be afraid of yourself, and make a mistake.
05:14We are not the ones who leave to a broker from a meadow.
05:21First of all, the one is a pastor.
05:29And, Paji, if he has killed one new joke today, we will all be afraid of him.
05:34No, no, no.
05:38It's like I'm lost at home.
05:40Today, I'll take a little coaching with you.
05:43How to bounce back.
05:44Last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
05:47there was a police case.
05:48So, today, you'll be together.
05:51We'll take coffee,
05:52or we'll take anti-spitry bail.
05:58You were watching later and later?
06:00I've seen many episodes.
06:01I've also done Samir's phone.
06:02I said to him,
06:04I said,
06:04why didn't the case happen?
06:07And,
06:07when my show closed,
06:10one day before,
06:11I called a call
06:12that something is going to be bad.
06:15Is it true?
06:16Is it true or not?
06:17I said,
06:18look, you've got to look at it.
06:19Let's move on.
06:21So,
06:21I'm telling you,
06:22I don't have to say anything.
06:26You're famous.
06:28But when you're famous,
06:29you can't say anything.
06:30What?
06:46What?
06:47What?
06:47What?
06:52What?
06:52What?
06:52Today,
06:53family friendly zone.
06:54Today,
06:55we'll be family friendly.
06:56No, no,
06:57but Ranbir is very much love.
06:58Very much love.
06:59And these controversies are all, bro.
07:02They come to you,
07:04I'm sure,
07:04you will learn a lot of things.
07:29He's here for that reason.
07:36He's here for that reason.
08:05He's here for that reason.
08:35He's here for that reason.
09:05Samy.
09:06Sumit, it's been a compliment for you.
09:12It's amazing.
09:14It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:15First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:18That's what people should know.
09:19Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:24Yeah.
09:27Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:34Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Yeah.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Yeah.
10:09Yeah.
10:11Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:20Yeah.
10:22Yeah.
10:22Yeah.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Yeah.
10:27Yeah.
10:27Yeah.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Yeah.
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10:32Yeah.
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10:40Yeah.
10:42Yeah.
10:48Yeah.
10:50Yeah.
10:52Yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Yeah.
11:07Yeah.
11:08Yeah.
11:08Yeah.
11:10Nice.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Yeah.
11:22Yeah.
11:37I love you.
11:38I was watching you and Shaker sir, you were in the comedy circus.
11:42I followed every episode.
11:45Then I didn't know what to say and what to say.
11:54Come and talk to you, come complete.
12:02Too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir, I respect you both,
12:05but I do a little bit more,
12:08because they didn't have to be out at zero.
12:19He's a good guy, he's a good guy.
12:24Someone has killed me, he's coming to me.
12:27I mean, they're wrong.
12:31But when we both went to the police station,
12:33When we both went there, there was a lot of Siddhubhaji fans there, sir.
12:38They took their dialogue in the camera.
12:40He said, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54Rindvir, tell me, how's the beer bicep?
12:58When it was started, the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:02So, I thought it was a cool name, like in wrestling, people's names.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold, I thought it was a cool name.
13:11But over time, I didn't drink beer, bicep is still here.
13:17But the name was a little bit popular, so we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license for this or do you have to open it?
13:24No, no, it's a liquor license.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:28you've seen it, you've seen it,
13:29you've seen it on your grandma's jokes.
13:32Sometimes, my grandma has never said,
13:33why are you hurting my family's family?
13:37You're the jokes on my grandma's jokes?
13:39Look, sir, if I'm a cowie,
13:41I write a cowie in my grandma's memory.
13:43If I'm a singer, I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian, I write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:48I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:50Very good.
13:50Well said, well said.
13:53And I've had awareness for some time, sir.
13:55Like, my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
13:57attacked me once,
13:58and I was alone at that time.
14:00And I didn't remember the number of the ambulance.
14:02Oh.
14:03Okay.
14:03Do you remember it?
14:06Tell me, Arshana,
14:07do you remember the number of the ambulance?
14:08100 is the only call that I have.
14:10That's the police.
14:12I didn't remember it, my grandma.
14:14I called 102.
14:15Who came to that?
14:16Fire driver.
14:17Fire, yeah.
14:18He said, where did the fire look?
14:20I said, the fire looks like it in the morning.
14:31Did any parents come and say,
14:34I've seen a video that my child is falling asleep?
14:35Yes, his parents said that.
14:44My parents really liked the couple of the show.
14:47There's also a story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:49Okay.
14:50My dadajee was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But we watched the couple of the show a lot.
14:57So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you, brother.
15:00Big, big day.
15:03You're an amazing comedian.
15:06So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:12In this case,
15:14There's no time in this, ma'am,
15:16that India's best comedian is the world's right here.
15:20Kabir Sharman.
15:21Come on, bro.
15:22Lovely.
15:25Genuinely,
15:26I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean,
15:30every week,
15:32show,
15:33like episode,
15:33I don't know how many thousands of episodes
15:35you will do it, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38Like,
15:38it's,
15:38yeah,
15:39a legend better at this time.
15:40Thank you, bro.
15:41Lovely.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give love to them,
15:46then your confidence is like this.
15:48And normally,
15:49what happens is that
15:50sometimes we make a script,
15:51sometimes it's not secure,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:53But people give you an applause
15:55and a regret,
15:57they say,
15:58no,
15:58do it.
15:59We are with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Kapil Paji,
16:06I want to ask you a question.
16:07I'm dancing, I'm dancing, I'm dancing.
16:09I'm dancing, I'm dancing.
16:16Yes, yes, please.
16:17How are you in life?
16:18Like,
16:19how do you feel
16:20that so many years
16:21you've played a show?
16:22And what is your perspective,
16:23from your perspective,
16:24what is it all?
16:25It's like a lot of times,
16:26it's not that you meet a police officer,
16:29so what is your shock?
16:30I think poetry is great.
16:32I think it's great.
16:33It's a shock.
16:34It's often when you listen to free time
16:35or even when you listen to us.
16:36It's our shock.
16:37It's our profession.
16:39It's our brand and butter.
16:40And there's a jam.
16:44It's a blue color, right?
16:45Netflix.
16:46I think it's a great blessing.
16:49It's the best to do.
16:50We're with people
16:51as we get money.
16:54I think you're doing your work
16:55from your heart,
16:56and the rest of the things
16:57come in.
16:58This is a blessing.
17:00I've also seen films from the kids,
17:25Absolutely.
17:31You can talk about death after death.
17:35In the world, there are two people.
17:37One is LIC and the other is Ranveer.
17:41What will happen after death?
17:43That's why, look, it doesn't go to the podcast.
17:48And if someone went and came out and came out and came out and came out.
17:52It's uncomfortable with any question.
17:55No, I feel that people go open.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:00Let me give you a little example.
18:02Let me drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:07I didn't think about it.
18:08No?
18:08It happens to me that you see a little notice.
18:10It won't come.
18:11But you're scared or you're excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:19What is this?
18:21Good, good, good.
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I feel scared of death.
18:25Let's start.
18:26He asked me last year.
18:28What do you think about death?
18:29I don't think about death.
18:30But for the last year, I've thought about death.
18:40What's that, brother?
18:41What's his team?
18:43What's his team?
18:44Well, I'll tell you.
18:45What's your team?
18:45Well, I haven't seen this.
18:45I'll tell you about the police.
18:51Oh, my team?
19:16Good morning!
19:16Good morning!
19:17Hello, hi!
19:19You are even the shaved hands.
19:26What are you asking?
19:29Sunda!
19:30You told me that it got loose loose?
19:31Yes, you are very sweet, sir.
19:33I am eating itsуБР.
19:35I'm on diet.
19:37No, no, no, no.
19:39First time I'll just eat a little.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:44You go to the house and eat it.
19:48Why didn't you eat it?
19:49Don't open your mouth.
19:56If they opened your mouth,
19:58then it's like,
19:59in the desert,
20:00we closed the main course.
20:05Correct.
20:06India has got latent
20:08India has got deleted.
20:11Let me introduce myself.
20:14Today, Sunil Paal has written a script.
20:21I've watched your show.
20:23We're doing a good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25You hear jokes from the audience, right?
20:26You hear jokes from them, right?
20:28Yes, you hear a joke.
20:28I have a joke.
20:30One time I've said,
20:31there's a person on the balcony.
20:34He comes from here.
20:36He asks him,
20:37he's on the house.
20:39What happened?
20:43He didn't come.
20:43I'm not a kid.
20:44He's on the house.
20:53He says,
20:54he's on the house.
20:57I'll show you out.
20:58You're listening to me.
21:01No, he's on the house.
21:08This is a bag of Ranveer Allahabadia, let's see what comes from it.
21:17How to talk to aliens?
21:21Yeti's 101 Kisses.
21:26I've heard this. You read such books, so you're all asked.
21:32Yeti's, Alien's.
21:33Have you ever seen a podcast?
21:39India's best podcast.
21:42I've seen it.
21:43I've seen it. I've seen it.
21:46There's a very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
21:52He's saying that you're so cute,
21:55if I'm your wife.
21:58Are you talking to me?
22:00No, no, you've seen this podcast.
22:01You've asked me.
22:02You've asked me.
22:03I've been talking to you.
22:04A big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:10A big comedian?
22:12Social media, you've got the price.
22:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:15You're too much on your house.
22:15You're too much on your house.
22:15Ah, two million people, Samir.
22:19Ah, two million people.
22:19Ah, two million people.
22:21Ah, two million people.
22:26Samir, you've come on right now.
22:28You'll check them in one moment.
22:28Please.
22:32Who's that bag?
22:33It's Samir.
22:34Oh.
22:35Yes.
22:36Yes.
22:39Yes.
22:40Yes.
22:40you are very shocked.
22:41Let me tell you something.
22:44When you knew the beef,
22:47the chief,
22:49the chief,
22:50the chief,
22:51the chief,
22:52the chief,
22:52the chief,
22:52the chief,
22:54the chief did not institute that
22:57this evening,
23:01Don't get mad at you,
23:02don't do that,
23:02this evening it goes.
23:03I can't tell you?
23:04I can't tell you that.
23:07Ok, wait aDEKLARD.
23:10What you have told us or
23:12we haven't been at Netsuflix.
23:16Come check it on Saturday.
23:17But if you are not visiting Saturday,
23:19to see Samctions,
23:20Through Lifetime.
23:21We don't delete our episodes.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:28Goddard Dahlia, thank you.
23:30Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:34We have some pictures of you.
23:36And our audience, too.
23:38We're going to make a nice comment.
23:39Come here, let's see.
23:48We have a photo.
23:50Caption this.
23:51Who is it?
23:52Aapur, Anveer.
23:53He is Minati.
23:54He is a fukra.
23:55He is a Mr. Beast,
23:57who is the world's greatest YouTuber.
23:59We are also MythPath.
24:01Let's see.
24:03It looks like everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:05It looks like everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:09And let's see.
24:12The case that is more serious,
24:14he is sitting in front of us.
24:17Who is sitting in front of us?
24:18Okay.
24:21And let's see.
24:22What is this?
24:23Nine years of bare bicep,
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career,
24:28my mind was full of ideas,
24:29but my heart was full of,
24:31what was the need for writing?
24:33This is a samurai show.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Samurai show it.
24:36Katana.
24:37So,
24:38this is a joke.
24:39After having a joke,
24:40he was sitting in front of his house.
24:43Look at the comments below.
24:45I don't think anyone has commented.
24:48Okay.
24:49What?
24:50Swinney is a niveden
24:51that you can write the caption
24:52as a caption,
24:53but not as a caption.
24:55Look at it.
24:57Look at it.
24:59Look at it.
24:59Look at it.
25:00Look at it.
25:01Look at it.
25:02He's not open.
25:06Look at it.
25:08Look at it.
25:09See.
25:10If we suggest answers,
25:12we do not need the answers on the right.
25:15Look at it.
25:18Hey.
25:20Scotland?
25:21That was a violent photo.
25:22Sir, what have you put in your back?
25:25What are you stretching?
25:26Sir, you were getting muscle pull back.
25:28Yes, yes, yes.
25:30Yes, yes.
25:33But when he did it, he got worse.
25:36Then what was that?
25:38Then what was that?
25:38Let's see the comments down.
25:40Shalu, I'm reading the message for massage.
25:42The guy is out.
25:47Let's see.
25:48Maybe he's not.
25:57My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:07My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:33My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:56My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:21My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:54My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:45My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:50My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
29:13My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
29:32My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
30:10My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
30:27It's as if Paul said they'd be able to understand the podcast.
30:30Me just kept saying why.
30:32How are you wearing shoes today?
30:36Sunil, you are very happy.
30:38Sunil, when you go to Manch, you always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, Comedy-Lal.
30:43And this is the time to say,
30:44Comedy-Lal.
30:47How did you see them with a grenade?
30:49Do you have any thoughts?
30:52Sir, they have so much pressure on us.
30:54But no...
30:59What's your love?
31:02Kabhil-bhai, if you kill them with a grenade,
31:06then it was good.
31:07But those who kill them,
31:09those who kill them,
31:10those who kill them.
31:13Those who don't understand,
31:15those who don't understand.
31:16And those who don't understand,
31:18those who don't understand.
31:22What do you tell Kabhil-bhai?
31:24You have to have to see that in the time.
31:25You have to have to see them.
31:29And...
31:30Sir, what's the matter?
31:30Sir, one second.
31:32Sir, I have done so much love.
31:34I mean,
31:35they have so many difficulties
31:36that...
31:36I don't want to kill a grenade.
31:40What else?
31:41Sir, I don't want to do any difficulties.
31:42I don't perform in melee.
31:44I don't want to talk to you.
31:46I don't want to talk to you.
31:47I don't have any difficulties with you.
31:48It's just one thing.
31:50Why don't do the brush?
31:50Why don't you do it, man?
31:52Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:59Oh, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
32:01Ha, ha, ha.
32:01Brushing on the time of brushing.
32:03I've got to leave using brush.
32:04and I've been going here to polishwake excesses of the police.
32:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:06So, now you've polish yourself.
32:08Yes, sir.
32:09I love your sauce...
32:09I'm going to go back again.
32:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:14Ha, ha, ha.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil, what have you done at the time?
32:24I would say that if you are a man, remember to be a man.
32:28And if you are a man, you are only a man.
32:32Where there is a man, whatever I have learned,
32:37I have learned from Sunil Paal Ji's videos.
32:44They have never seen a man.
32:45No, I have never seen a man in their comments.
32:46I have never seen a man in their comments.
32:48It seems that they have made these comments.
32:54Sunil Paal Ji, genuinely, I have one number.
32:57From 10 years.
33:03Thank you very much.
33:05Kabhil, thank you very much.
33:06You have such a great fan of Genjis.
33:09And these are Genjis's two superstars.
33:12What did I say about them?
33:13What did I say about them?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:17Showstopper.
33:17Nice.
33:19I feel like this is a very cool life moment.
33:21For me, that this generation of goat comics,
33:23and last generation of goat comics.
33:25They have cut so much damage.
33:27That they were getting out.
33:28Sir, they are giving you some advice.
33:33Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:37Thank you very much.
33:44I love you.
33:47Love you.
33:59So, there are not dates for 6 months after 6 months.
34:01Sunil Paal is so busy in the next 6 months.
34:03He has earned a lot of money.
34:04That day, you came to my film's premiere in Chapel.
34:07Yes.
34:08What was your strategy after that?
34:09What is that?
34:11I thought that one of the biggest people will come.
34:16I don't see me so handsome,
34:18I don't see me so big.
34:19What's that?
34:20I will only see me in the camera.
34:22So, I thought that I will do something like that.
34:25That I will be different.
34:27Seriously?
34:28Yes.
34:28So, I thought that you were going to be a basic one.
34:31You will see that you are going to be light white.
34:32So, you are going to be there.
34:34Yes.
34:35Yes.
34:35They are going to be in the chapel.
34:37The beauty of them is going to be where they are.
34:40Yes.
34:43Yes.
34:44Yes.
34:49Yes.
34:50Yes.
34:53Yes.
34:55Yes.
34:57Yes.
34:57Yes.
34:58Yes.
35:07Yes.
35:12Yes.
35:18Yes.
35:19Yes.
35:28Yes.
35:31Yes.
35:31Yes.
35:32Yes.
35:33Yes.
35:38Yes.
35:39Yes.
35:56But, yes.
36:01Yes.
36:29Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:34Now, tonight, in the debate, debate in the tonight.
36:44Here you have to say what you have to say, it doesn't matter, it's just to say.
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:58Let me introduce.
37:02This is where you sit outside.
37:07Two mermaids, one mother.
37:10Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:13Two mermaids, one mermaids.
37:15Sunil Palser.
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:44Let's sit here.
37:49What's your name, brother?
37:54I can't tell my real name for this reason, but my name is the social media.
38:01I have to talk about it from different places.
38:04I have also made a card called the union union.
38:08So, where have you been doing this before?
38:11You don't believe me, I've been out of two times.
38:14I've spoken with my wife.
38:16My wife was married.
38:18And the wedding night came, I was asleep.
38:21And I used to sleep alone in a lot of time.
38:26I said, you're sleeping here, your wife.
38:28I said, you're not going to go to our house.
38:31So, I've spoken very well.
38:33So, we have to start a debate on comedy.
38:35First of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38Yes.
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:47I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
38:51Now, I can avoid this topic.
38:55No, we cannot. Sorry.
38:57No, no.
38:59It's going to be today.
39:01Today, because I forgot my blouse.
39:05I will talk about this topic.
39:06I will talk about that.
39:27I will talk about that topic.
39:28I will talk about that topic.
39:29it's not like a male character, it's not like a gender, that can become a girl,
39:35a hand, a generator, a character can become something,
39:39if a male character is an empty canvas from his home, it can become something.
39:49You have said a lot of big things.
39:52Or I would just say directly, I would like to make money for money.
40:03I'm sorry to say, but let me add, let me add. Can you just shut up, please? Two minutes, two
40:15minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me? Yes.
40:20Sunil Paal Ji, do you want to say this again or change your opinion?
40:30I just want to say that I am from Nagpur.
40:33Nagpur is Santranagri.
40:35I'm not going to stop the Santranagri.
40:42But our Santranagpur doesn't happen.
40:44It doesn't happen.
40:47Our people are coming from the dark.
40:52Now you don't have any authority.
40:55There is also no authority.
41:00Sir, no, no, no, no, no.
41:02No, no, no, no.
41:05You are the only authority.
41:09One thing tell me.
41:10If you are from Nagpur,
41:13then why do you have to learn vitamin C?
41:17Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
41:19That's what you have to say?
41:21Yes.
41:22What do you think about this?
41:22Do you have to say that.
41:26You have to read the verse.
41:33God, no.
41:37What do you think?
41:38What do you think?
41:40Even if you are like,
41:42I've never heard the other one.
41:44I've never seen it.
41:44If you see a boy like me.
41:47Well, no.
41:48What do you want to say about girls who are born in Ranveer?
41:50I support it.
41:52I am a Gen Z in my mindset.
41:54So, I am fluid.
41:55First, tell me about what Gen Z is.
41:59I don't know how many years I know about Gen Z.
42:02Just like Gen Z is a Gen Z.
42:05Okay.
42:06You tell me.
42:08What do you want to say?
42:13Girls who are born in Ranveer?
42:15You come here.
42:16Come here.
42:17Come here.
42:17What do you want to say?
42:19No, come here.
42:25Sir, I think that a girl is a girl.
42:31People just see that they are a girl.
42:34But they don't see them behind her.
42:36Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna.
42:38Backstage, they took 35 minutes to become a girl.
42:42Archana Ji took half an hour, right?
42:56So, once upon a time, Victor said,
43:01I don't know who, but he just said that and I heard it.
43:07Yeah.
43:08Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:11I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:18Oh, I said,
43:20There's a comedy in small things.
43:21What's the truth?
43:22I also think there's a comedy in small things.
43:24There's a comedy in small things.
43:26There's a comedy in small things.
43:26Sometimes there's a comedy in small things.
43:29If you're a comedy in small things,
43:41I don't know.
43:41He's just standing.
43:42Laughter
43:44What is that?
43:45Tell me.
43:47Laughter
43:47Look, this is cheating.
43:49It's cheating.
43:49It's a pen down.
43:50It's a pen down.
43:52Laughter
43:52The comedy has stopped the pen.
43:55Laughter
43:55I get it.
43:57I get it.
43:57Yeah.
43:58I get this.
43:59But I want to confess one thing today.
44:01The little, little, naughty, naughty, do-tie do-tie.
44:03This is a wordplay I learned.
44:05This is my wordplay.
44:06I learned from Sunil Paal.
44:07I respect that.
44:09In their wordplay, the class is great.
44:13I've never seen such people.
44:15At one person, Sunil Gao Haskar said,
44:18Sunil Gao Haskar.
44:19Tell me, why do you remember that?
44:21Laughter
44:21No, no.
44:22Uncle, uncle, uncle.
44:23He didn't say that.
44:26Laughter
44:26It's always happens.
44:27It's always happens.
44:28It's always happens.
44:29In the state of the state,
44:29a person never sleeps at night.
44:31So, I don't.
44:34Laughter
44:35Laughter
44:35You asked me a personal question.
44:39You said you were saying comedy-like, Sunil Paal.
44:42So, which comedy came from?
44:44That you were being comedy-like?
44:46Laughter
44:49Tell me how to say it in this speech.
44:51Laughter
44:54What did you say?
44:57Laughter
44:57Laughter
44:58Laughter
44:58Look, I want to say this.
45:01It's a comedy-like.
45:24Let me move on to the next topic.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass?
45:51It's fart!
45:52It's fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed force!
45:59I would like to tell you something.
46:02No other person is not a criminal.
46:07I want to tell you a story.
46:09Ramesh and Suresh were two brothers.
46:11Ramesh joined the police.
46:13Suresh kept in the world.
46:16They had a pistol.
46:17But Ramesh's attitude is because he was in the right direction.
46:20He was in the right direction.
46:21He was in the right direction.
46:22The same thing, fart and dhikar are one mother's son.
46:27But the fart is not for this reason.
46:29Because he had a wrong path.
46:30He was in the right direction.
46:36Can I move to the next topic?
46:38Yes, yes.
46:39Next topic is,
46:40We use words in the right direction.
46:49Look at it.
46:50Why?
46:52Look at it.
46:52Because they don't have voice.
46:56Why?
46:57You are talking about the right direction?
47:00Why are you talking about the right direction?
47:03Look, what you want to say is that you can say it with your mouth.
47:10Why do you think of cheating on your hands?
47:14I say that you don't even think of the pigs.
47:16We all have to say that the pigs gave the pigs.
47:19They gave the pigs for so many years.
47:22Without their figures.
47:25If the pigs asked the pigs,
47:27I will give them two more pigs.
47:33I disagree but you say that I can give two andes, I can give three andes.
47:39Who is the third one?
47:41Look at this. One, two, three.
47:48Wow, I felt a lot of pain.
47:50Two yellow and one.
47:53I will give three andes.
47:54This is an airport.
47:56800 rupees.
47:57Why do you have an amulet on the airport?
47:59The bird says that the pilot has given me.
48:05The bird is so much as the bird is making the amulet.
48:10Give me a little bit of milk.
48:13In this long time, the bird will become a biryani.
48:19Next move.
48:20What do you want to do in comedy?
48:23Is my question.
48:26What do you want to say about this?
48:33Nation wants to know.
48:42Look.
48:46The bird's╬о.
48:51Oh my God.
48:52Oh my God.
49:05something on this.
49:43I want to ask you something, your face is like a cycle, and why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53It's like a cycle.
49:57Your face is like a baby.
49:59Your face is like an athlete.
50:02Your face is like a baby.
50:03This is an example.
50:05Your face is like a baby.
50:07So all these examples, your face is like a baby.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:16Is this the comedy?
50:19Is this the comedy?
50:24You tell me, is this the comedy?
50:35Is this the news?
50:54Oh my god.
50:56Tell me, is this the comedy?
50:59Is this the comedy?
51:09yeah
51:10yeah
51:10yeah
51:12yeah
51:30Good job!
51:41Look at this!
51:43Look at this!
51:44And I didn't see it!
52:02Let's go!
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