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Crni Gruja (2003) - Epizoda 2 - Domaća serija
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00:00earth
00:01gold
00:02doesn't need so i
00:27This is the middle
00:53Oh, my God.
01:11I don't know.
01:32Let's go.
02:08Yo
02:15C'est me duya
02:20C'est me duya
02:27Bože mili čuda velikoga
02:33Gđe se zima na Srbiju skušti
02:37Na Srbiju zemlju starostavnu
02:42Zve pahulja na pahulju pada
02:46Nikom nije do poštena rada
02:50Godina je osamsto i neka
02:55Srpska krca ključa već pet ljeta
03:00Crven krca od rakije ljute
03:05Od kuruza jabuke i šnive
03:10Kazan grmi pa sve poskaku
03:27Marš napolje ono tvoju vukojebinu pa tamo orla uči
03:33Ej Ado, a doćeš i ti ko mene na ljetovanje pa ću ti za sve dupo naplatit
03:39Doću, doću, znaš kada će odođenu?
03:42Nikad!
03:42Jer znaš zašto?
03:44Zato što vi nikad nećete ograditi sengrupe ko sam normalan svet
03:47Nego ćete zauvek svagovna bacati u more
03:50Ej Ado i ti ćeš tamo zašiketat
03:53Odću, odću, odću
04:01Bole
04:06Čedo, sam ja reko da mi se ne dovlačio i putujući drekavci u kuću
04:10Aj gazda, moramo da se uzdišamo malo kulturno, znate kako kažu
04:15Kultura je kisonik
04:16Te ja izbušim ja taganom, ti izduvam to malo kulture što imaš u sebi
04:24Dego da mi vidimo od čega se živi
04:29Bole
04:30Čitap
04:34Dragi moji ljubitelji umetnosti
04:36Uskoro će zima
04:39Nešto mi se javlja da ćemo vrlo brzo da vidimo našeg starog prijatelja
04:43Dobrog i prepoštenog stana
04:47Bole
04:48Je li spreman obor broj dva?
04:50Jeste ga zdaj
04:51Kako je brojno stanje tamo?
04:54144 prasića
04:57Krmača cvjeta
04:58O mojno srću
05:01Ovako, prema mojim računicama
05:03Njegova družina je prošle godine brojala
05:0725 ljudi
05:08Ako uzmemo da ih je letos on i metuzalem fočom napadao 5
05:12A Ganlija čak 7 puta
05:15Možemo da kažemo da se iz tih
05:16Že vazluka i zvukluciljka
05:2412
05:2525
05:2525
05:2525
05:2712
05:2812
05:29E sad
05:30Pošto su ljudi Turci posle toga opet digli namete
05:33Ukolini je zatrto
05:3579 kuća
05:377, 7, 7 kuća
05:39Ako to saberemo s onim jadnicima kojima su ljuti jer nauti dali nogu dupe
05:43A koji su normalno došli u naš kraj kod da nikog drugog nemaju
05:45To bit ćemo 60
05:47Je li tako?
05:4860 novih izgubljenih duša
05:514 sedmine odmah baci na žene i sitno dečicu
05:53Znači ostaje oko
05:5825 muških
05:59S pola njih odmah u vodu to su kukavice
06:01Znači jedno peše staraca
06:03Znači ostalih je oko
06:078
06:098
06:118
06:118
06:114
06:13Mnogo manje nego što sam se nado
06:16Ja mislim da će o mi
06:19Sve moći da pokrpimo sa oko 100 prsića
06:22Jer ovih naših šumskih razbojnika
06:24Džabolebaroša nema više od 22-23 komada
06:26Bole
06:26Odmah u Keca prebaci 4 komada u dvojku
06:28Ajde
06:29Neću da ih stanu i zatekne ovde kad dođe
06:31O gazda ste vi genije za ovaj
06:35Disney
06:36Ajde ajde nemoj da misliš nego prebaci to
06:38I ne zaboravi cvjeto jesi čuo
06:39Ja da je dobro
06:43Ko se čuva
06:44I boga čuva zapamti to čedo moj
06:48Gazda
06:48Molim čedo
06:50Jel bi mogo ja da vas priupitam nešto
06:54Možeš čedo samo ako nećeš da me pitaš zašto bik naskače na kraju
06:57To ćeš morati sam da odliš
06:58A ne ne ne
07:00Ne to znam
07:02Nego gazda
07:04Zašto vi ne volite narodne umetnike
07:07Evo Četić Pilić
07:08Hibre crni umetici
07:10Stoka
07:12Stoka eto šta su
07:14Otaju se po ovoj jadnoj napaćevnoj zemlji
07:16I zamlaćaju ovo jadi narod
07:18I narod šta?
07:19Umesto da radi on še luči
07:22Zarađaju pare na tuđoj nesreći
07:23Stoka
07:24Gazda
07:25Ali oni su čuvari
07:27Istorije
07:28Celokupne
07:29Srpske kulturne baštine
07:31Dozvolite
07:31A u baštini sve moj do mojega
07:33Evo pogledaj ovog stanuja
07:36Svako božje leto izležavaju se po šulom
07:38Ono jes pokolju se tu i tamo sa rnautima
07:41Ali zato zimi
07:42Nemaju druga posla
07:43Samo dolaze ovde i otimaju sitnu i krupnu stoku od nas
07:47Poštenih trudbenika što svoje pare
07:48Pošteno zarađuju trgujući
07:50Sa švabama, mađarima, turcima, ugrima, slovencima
07:53I posle njih stavljaju pesme
07:56Što mene nestaju pesmu
07:58Što? Aj kaži
07:59Šta meni fali?
08:00Mlad, lep, dozvoli, uspešan
08:05I sve dok
08:07Stamena ti Osavova ne postane narodna umetnica
08:10Košto i red
08:11Od mene ima da dobiju
08:13Nogu u dupe kad god bi dođi na vrat
08:21Šta je bole? Ostavila te cveta, a?
08:23I odvela prasić
08:30Gazda
08:33Ima te posjetu
08:37Bumaže, bum
08:40Gazda gruju
08:41Bog ti pomogao
08:42A kako ja mogu da ti pomognem?
08:47Možeš
08:49Dobro
08:50A ti si?
08:51Vido je
08:54Vido je
08:56Tako je
08:58A znamo li se možda mi od nekud
09:01Vido je
09:03Pa možda da, a možda i ne
09:09Dobro
09:12Lepi su ti oni prasići
09:14I vidim
09:15Bobu fala punih je obor
09:18Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, vrlo dobro, a kakve veze to ima s tobom?
09:23Sa mnom?
09:24Baš nikad
09:26Pa što si došao onda?
09:28Pa zato što to ima veze sa mojom momčadi
09:33Aaaaa
09:35Da, da, da, da
09:36A tvoja momčad je?
09:39Jeste je
09:40Eno je, pored obora
09:44Aha, a koliko momaka broji tvoja momčada?
09:4735 momaka
09:49Sve junak do junaka
09:51Jao, pa vi ste narodni umetnik
09:54Evo baš ga zakru...
09:5835 veliš?
10:00Da
10:04Cenim na oruženim
10:05To zuba
10:12Svi imaju brčine
10:18Ako mi postaviš iš jedno glupo pitanje počupat ću ti i nožice i ručice...
10:22Pa kaži, video je prijatelju kako ja ubugi srpski knjez mogu da pomognem tebi i tvoje momčadi
10:26Pa vidi
10:27Ti znaš da je ova zima hladnija nego inače
10:31Joj jeste, oca joj jebem, ali ja mislim neće to još dugo za...
10:44A moji momci su se celo leto tukli protiv oni turski dušmana
10:49Pa nam je eto malo zafalilo hrane
10:51Pa vam treba malo mojih prasića, ne bili ste se okrepili i dočekali spremni sledeću sezonu, jel tako?
10:57Tako je
10:57Pa što ne kažeš, dobri moji...
11:00Vido je
11:02Vido je, matka, to nema nikog problema
11:05Svako doba
11:07Inače, međutim, ja sad imam jedan mali problem
11:12Vidiš, ja sam Jatak Stanojev
11:14Jeli?
11:16Ti znaš ko je Stanojev
11:17Mo da
11:18Tako da, ti prasići koje si vidio tamo napolju su baš spremljeni za njega i za njegove isto tako, izvini,
11:23junaki
11:23Tako da, ja, nažalost, ove godine nisam u situaciji da mogu da pomoram
11:30Nisi u situaciji
11:32Žao mi je, ali nisam, uvek, ali eto
11:36Pi je!
11:38Žao mi je i meni je žao, drugi put, dobro, bit će, mladi smo i bit će vremen
11:41Pa dobro, ništa
11:43Nema ništa, ono vezu
11:44Bar da ti prenesem poruku od mojih momaka
11:46A ja, poslali sam mi poruku
11:48Da
11:48Kak?
11:49Evo ovaku
11:54Pa što ne kažeš, dobri moji Stanojev
11:57Vidoje!
11:58Vidoje!
11:59Što ne kažeš, dobri Vidojev, pa izvolite poslužiti se
12:02Jeli?
12:02Srpski junaci
12:04Patriotizam iznad svega, je li tako boli, da kiv?
12:08E, znao sam da si čovjek
12:10Ljudi kažu da si govno, a ja sam znao da si čovjek
12:13Ne!
12:13Svaka ti čast
12:14Uvijek mi je drago da mogu da pomoga
12:19E, deco moje
12:32Najbali smo ga i za ovu godinu
12:34Ode sto komada, ne povrat
12:37Sto četirščetiri gazda
12:40I cveta
12:44Pole
12:47Nesreće, dođi, Ola
12:59Ili to sve gazda?
13:03Neka gazda
13:05Najbolje ću sam
13:07Da se samo kaznim
13:17E, sreću
13:19E, kurvo
13:24Opet si me ostavila
13:26Na drumu istorije
13:30Sama
13:32I bespovečna
13:36Gazda druju
13:39Pa vi ste narodni umetnak
13:42Ode i ovih sto komada
13:44Od kojih sam eventualno mogo da zapatim
13:46Novu turu Prasića
13:48Ode u nepovrat
13:51Sad
13:53Kad dođe stanuje
13:54Mogu samo da odem
13:56Da se nabijem na kolac
13:59I potom obesim
14:04Zbogom
14:05Lagodni živote
14:07Laku noć srećo
14:10Tugo
14:13Vraćam ti se ja
14:16E, najlepša se umetnost
14:20Iz najveće tuge
14:22Vazda
14:23Račala
14:28Ne klonjujte duhom
14:30Gazda gruđo
14:31Nije život prava linija
14:34Ponekad vas šašolji po tabanima
14:38A ponekad čvrge lupa
14:41Meni bandare mu po čedu moji
14:45Ne klonjujte duhom
14:48Gazda gruđo
14:52A nešto će se već
14:54Sigurno pojaviti
15:00Zdravo živo
15:01Krujane
15:02U pravom si čedu
15:07Zdravo stane
15:16Je li to meni oči nešto suze
15:19Ili si mi ti nešto
15:20Neraspoložen gruice muice moj
15:23A jeste stane
15:24Nije valjda
15:25Da ti neko možda nije drpio prasiće
15:28Koji si hteo duvaljaš
15:29Onim smrdljivim ugrima
15:30Otpreko reke
15:32Jeste
15:33A šta ti znaš o tome
15:35Znam to da si mi svake godine
15:37Davao prasiće iz onog obora
15:39Krajčardaka
15:40A također znam da je sada
15:42Ta isti obor potpuno prazan
15:44Eee
15:45Moj stanoj oko Sokolovo vazda
15:47A imaš li ti možda Sokole
15:50Neko objašnjenje u tom smislu
15:52Zašto je takvo stanje stvari
15:54U poljoprivredi
15:56Naravno da imam stanoj
15:58Ovaj
15:59Eto baš sabajle jutro
16:00Bane nam na vrata neki tvoj kolega
16:02Vidoje
16:03I čovjek me evo lepo zamolio
16:05Da mu da malo prasiće
16:07Da pregrmi se svojoj momčadi zimu
16:08A ti znaš mene
16:09Ja takva srca nisam mogao da odbijem
16:11Znaš kakav sam ja
16:12Kad dođe naše stvarne upitanje
16:13A da se taj tvoj vidoje
16:15Možda ne zove
16:17He
16:18Obrz
16:19Lajt
16:19On mi dojze
16:21I da ti nije slučajno za to
16:23Tvoje dobročinstvo
16:24Tutno jedno
16:25150 zlatnika
16:27Usluši stanoj
16:28Slušaj mu jene
16:35Nemoj mene da radiš na jertimu za jebanciju
16:38Ajde
16:39Grujice
16:39Mujice
16:40Daj nešto bolje
16:51Jutro
16:53Lažem sinoć
16:56Pojavila se nekakva ogromna svetla na nebo
16:59I dok smo mi
17:00Teče mi Đorđija
17:02Izašli napolje stanoje
17:04Na nebo je bilo neko
17:05Neko ogromno lepdeće
17:07Tras
17:07Jaje
17:09Koje je
17:10Usisalo sve prasiće
17:12Grokne
17:13Odletalo
17:15Slušaj me
17:18Ljejašce s neba
17:22Ova situacija je dosta neprijatna
17:25I zato ne bih previše da dužim
17:27Nego ću da ti ponudim
17:28Dva moguća rešenja
17:30Pa ti biraj
17:31Prvo je
17:32Da za dva dana skupiš
17:35170 prasića
17:37Za mene i za moje junake
17:39Ha
17:40A drugo?
17:43Da ovog trenutka
17:45Povučem okidač
17:47I probušim ti nosnu kost
17:49Aha
17:51Pa onda prvo
17:53Vidiš kako se ti ja brzo dogovorimo
17:56Grujice mujice moj
17:57Ne kažem ja za džabe svima da si ti moj
18:01Omiljeni jatak
18:02Ja tako?
18:03Ja šta?
18:04I treba da mi budeš zahvalan
18:06Jel da ljudi to ne znaju odavno bi te okračili o čengele
18:09Što šuruješ stvorcima
18:12Znači mujane sve ti jasno
18:14Jasnije ne moš biti i moj stane
18:15Ako ne bude prasića onda
18:18Ja morem
18:20170 komada za dva dana
18:22To nije nikakva pranača
18:23Čekaj brej
18:24Stani
18:24Stani
18:25Čekaj
18:26Čekaj
18:27Stani
18:27Čekaj
18:28Polako
18:28Polako
18:29Polako
18:29Polako
18:30Jesmo svaki godine radili
18:31100 do 120 komada
18:32Tako?
18:33Tako?
18:33Evo ja imam sve zapisano
18:35Vas ima
18:36Vas ima 22
18:3638
18:38Ne
18:39Ne prend 22
18:41Pa primio sam
18:42Jutro su družinu neke junačine
18:45Koje su preživjeli jednu malu borbicu
18:47Tako reći brbuljak
18:49Kada smo jutro si iskasapili njihovu grupu
18:51Koja se muvala po mom terenu
18:52I zamisi molim te bez obrazloka
18:54Oni su sebe nazivali ajduci
19:01I budi srećan što su sa sobom vukli 140 prasića
19:06Inače bi sad morao da prikupljaš cirke 250 do 300 komada
19:26Ne klonjujte duhom gazda
19:29Možda ja imam rešenje za Vas
19:32Aha
19:33Jel?
19:34Da
19:35Naime
19:36Ja sam već mesecima pažljivo odvajao samo izuzetne i probrane prasiće kod mog strike u oboru
19:43Za divno čudo nakupi se 170 komada
19:47Onog tog strica iz Vižda, jel?
19:50Da, baš njegovi
19:51Pa sam ja sad smislio da ja vama pozajmim taj kontingent prasića znate
19:56A vi sljedeće godine kad budete imali Bože zdravlja da mi to vratite i...
20:03A vi znate mog strijku iz Vižda?
20:06E moj čudo
20:08Ja bi sad bio bogatiji za 200 duka da dovolj resta od čoveka bole
20:12Nije ne leteo na ganlino u patrolu kad je terao te tvoje prasiće preko save
20:18A zna... a znači moji prasići oni su...
20:24Kod aganlije čado
20:26Kod aganlije
20:31Kod aganlije
20:32Kod aganlije
20:34A strijka?
20:36Strica ti je zakopa bole pokazat ću ti štijevu
20:41Gazda
20:42Propast je naš anemino
20:44Ne!
20:46A ne!
20:48Ni jedan gruja u istoriji svih gruja
20:51Nikad se nije predavao bez borbe
20:53Tako će biti i ovaj put
20:57Neće više mene da zajebava
21:00Neki vidoje stanoje
21:01Staći im u kraj svima
21:05Bole
21:06Sedlaj Dorata s mesta
21:11Sviđen
21:12Muzika
21:12Kod aganda
21:27Merkano
21:30Ooooo
21:31E grojice čas e grojice
21:33Salaam alaikum
21:34But, come on, sit down.
21:39Where's the glass?
21:42Take a coffee.
21:45What a good one, Grujica.
21:47Well, that's my good one, my good one.
21:50Well, it's not that you have some nice people.
21:54Hey, the guy, Grujica, it's nice.
21:56Can I help you?
21:58You know me, my good one.
22:01I don't know.
22:02I wouldn't come back to him if he wasn't a big guy in the question.
22:10It's a joke. I don't want to hold on to the river.
22:16Do you know...
22:17...that's my Ben.
22:20That's what you ate the blood.
22:23That's it.
22:25That's it.
22:27He's a big boy.
22:29I'm sorry.
22:34He's a good friend.
22:35He's a 170.
22:38I've trusted him.
22:39And he's a madman.
22:40And he's a madman.
22:42And because he's a little...
22:45...and he's a big fan.
22:49You know what I think.
22:51A big fan?
22:54What that is, I get him to the lest.
22:57You know what I am.
23:01You know what I am to do?
23:03You know what I am.
23:05I'll do it.
23:07I have no idea.
23:10You know what I am.
23:12You can get all 170 pats.
23:14You know, my friends, you know what I am.
23:17I'm a poor marketer, I live in my life.
23:21I've stayed without a lot of water.
23:23I'm asking my wallet to help me if I don't have a good friend.
23:27Yeah.
23:28I know how your situation is.
23:30I know that it's a very difficult situation.
23:32And I know that I'm ready for you.
23:36But if I could...
23:39If I could...
23:41If I could...
23:42If I could...
23:53If I could...
23:55See, my neck.
23:58There's no scum.
24:02You have to catch me from the other side.
24:06You have to catch me from the other side.
24:10You have to catch me from the other side.
24:13Of course, the poor jage.
24:17I'm not saying to get home.
24:19But I'm not thinking of…
24:20I don't think I'd be thinking of…
24:23I have no idea of…
24:23I didn't think I'd even think of a house.
24:26But I don't think I'd have to do it.
24:30So, I didn't think I'd have to do it.
24:32So, I'm not thinking about my parents.
24:33Father, take a while to put your foot in the car,
24:37what to do with the穿?
24:42We're not...
24:43I'm a bit of a simple... I'm just trying to...
24:47But you need to be clean and clean.
24:51Because you don't have to clean.
24:55You never become a simple accident.
25:00You never become a simple accident.
25:03You don't have to help.
25:06There's a simple accident.
25:08Me too!
25:09I don't give a ball!
25:13Why did you do that?
25:14You're on my head, man!
25:15...And for it...
25:20...I'll talk this one!
25:28Quants, you're on the right!
25:30Your head and you'll get up this one!
25:35Go, brother!
25:36I was born from the first time I was born.
25:39I was born and I was born.
25:39I was born and I was born.
25:40I wasn't the lady.
25:42We all know the people.
25:43I'm not the lady.
25:44I'm not at you.
25:45I'll tell you, actually, what are you doing?
25:51I don't know.
25:55I'm fine.
25:56I know you, brother.
25:57I know you, brother.
26:02You are the only one, Prasic is in the shop of Starks, Alex.
26:05I'm going to ask Stanoja to get there to buy Prasic.
26:09Who is Stanoja?
26:10Stanoja?
26:11Stanoja.
26:12I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
26:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the health of the boys.
26:16I'm sorry for a couple of people.
26:18I'm sorry.
26:19Who is?
26:20Stanoja.
26:21I'm sorry.
26:21I'm sorry.
26:22I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:28What are you saying?
26:38Why't his Lizzy go over here?
26:41Why are you saying that there are alone?
26:43What are you doing, chaich?
26:46What are you doing?
26:55The Stanoja.
26:57The Stanoja.
27:09I'm not in the way.
27:11I'm not in the way.
27:17Maybe.
27:17I'm in the way.
27:17If you can do this,
27:20I will solve a few problems
27:22and all that is tomorrow.
27:25I'm not in the way
27:26but I think that I'm a genius.
27:29Of course, when you think something about it...
27:34You can't do that anymore!
27:38Although, it's a bit of a doubt when you say it.
27:41What did you think about it?
27:46Please, Galita.
27:49I've dumped the pot for prasic.
27:53Our pot?
27:56For our pot?
28:01Genial!
28:04Just...
28:05How did you do it?
28:08Galita will get out of the pot.
28:11I'm going to give him the pot.
28:13So I'm going to get him back.
28:19Our 170 pot.
28:23I'm going to give him the pot.
28:25The people will say that the state is dead in the fight against Smalaya.
28:31That's it.
28:31That's it.
28:32That's it!
28:33I'm going to give him some old ideas?
28:36I'll come to show you a song, a song...
28:39For example.
28:41My God.
28:42The world of great people.
28:44When he prasic...
28:46Let's see.
28:50There is only one of my sister.
28:55I hope I will think about something from him.
29:02Where are you, Grujane?
29:04The house is the old house.
29:09Is there a place for me?
29:13Or will it be?
29:15There is no need for me.
29:18There are rats.
29:21I've got to get to Alex's house so you don't have to do it because it's my house.
29:26You're better than what I thought.
29:29There are over 30...
29:31There are over 170.
29:33Wait a minute.
29:35Wait a minute.
29:38Every time.
29:40But be careful.
29:44If they don't have to be counted, I'll go back and with your hands I'll get you.
29:50GRRRRRR!
29:51I have to!
29:53There is no need for the boom and krst, Stanoe.
29:57There is no need for the Duzu Brasic.
29:59Just go ahead and you'll see that you'll be waiting for a really nice work.
30:12I have to wait for the Duzu Brasic.
30:17I have to wait for the Duzu Brasic.
30:28I'll see the Duzu Brasic.
30:31I'll see you later.
30:31I'll see you later.
30:32I'll see you later.
30:43I'll see you later.
30:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
31:48No, no, no, no, no.
32:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
33:10No, no, no, no.
33:40No, no, no.
33:41No, no, no.
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