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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya please beytiye
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jeeti roo khush roo
00:30Shudu bhaidi aaj kal
00:31Har benda youtube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap doon ko to pata hi hai
00:37Aap kisi ko netflix jais se platform pe bhi leyao maalo
00:40192 country mein jahaan pe loog dekh rahe hai
00:42Phir bhi benda aapna youtube channel banaata
00:45Zurur hai, mein aapni baat kar raho
00:47Acha ek ghar mein agar 4 loog rahate hai
00:50Toh maa ka alag hai
00:52Baap ka alag hai, bacho ka alag youtube channel hai
00:54Is baar mein aapki baat kar raho
00:57Kehne ka matlab hai
00:59Aap dhekho
01:01Har benda video
01:02Bna na me laga hua hai
01:03Aap itne saare channel zaga hai
01:05Patniyan laghi hoi in kitchen mein
01:07Guys, aaj mein ne dahi bali
01:09Peer kadi chawl bania hai hai
01:12Bishy aske husband ka muu khulay ka khulay raha jata hai
01:15Aap and hee kudi chawl bania ke youtube peh d tables
01:18Pèr peeshe sas aake bhol di
01:20Iska kari chawl youtube peh e اcchhe lagt e hai
01:22I made a little bit of a skin,
01:24I made a little bit of a skin for the skin.
01:28Guys, they came here today
01:30with tips for makeup.
01:31I'm so excited.
01:32Guys, you put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation,
01:37highlighter, blush, lip gloss,
01:41and finally,
01:41you put a magenta mascara
01:43and you put a new makeup look.
01:49No makeup look.
01:50No makeup look.
01:50No makeup look.
01:50First of all, 28 things in the mouth.
01:532 inches in the mouth.
01:542 inches in the mouth,
01:55you also look like this.
01:58Little towns of small towns.
02:01That's also on YouTube.
02:04Hi guys.
02:05Guys, you all have to take care of the animals.
02:08Hi guys.
02:09Please comment on their videos
02:10that you are very bad.
02:16Guys.
02:17Guys, I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:21Look,
02:22there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:24Yes.
02:25Yes.
02:28Yes.
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03:09Yes.
03:10Yes.
03:36Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and
03:41Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
03:58How are you, bro?
04:01Welcome, welcome, welcome, my bro.
04:06Welcome, welcome.
04:10Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
04:15What a story?
04:16What a story?
04:17How do you love yourself?
04:19It's just a pleasure that we are out of jail.
04:24You all know exactly what you are doing.
04:26You all know, you are the one who are searching for the last year.
04:30How do you search for celebrities?
04:31He was searching for the internet.
04:36The police were the one who was searching for the country.
04:40How did you feel the last year?
04:41How did you feel the rest of the year?
04:42Very strange.
04:44That's a great story.
04:44This whole studio has two people who went to Supreme Court.
04:49That's us and Siddu Paji.
04:57That's why I wrote a share.
05:00Oh wow.
05:03Come on, come on.
05:05We're afraid of ourselves.
05:09We're afraid of ourselves.
05:10We'll stop the door and make the door open.
05:17We'll leave the door open.
05:19We'll leave the door open.
05:21We'll leave the door open.
05:28And if you're an idiot,
05:31if you're a joke today,
05:32we'll leave the door open.
05:34No, no, no.
05:37I feel like I'm leaving the house.
05:40I'll leave the door open.
05:40Today we'll take a little coaching with you.
05:43We'll bounce back.
05:44Last time Ranveer and Samir were 7.
05:46There was a police case.
05:48So today we'll be together with you.
05:51We'll take coffee or take anti-spitry bail.
05:58You were watching Latent.
05:59I'll leave the door open.
06:01I'll leave the door open.
06:02I'll leave the door open.
06:02I told her to touch her.
06:04I told her to tell her why no case does not happen.
06:07And when my show closed,
06:10I just called for a day ago
06:11that the government called you
06:12That I was going to start with you.
06:15Yes.
06:16Is it true or not?
06:17I told her that you've come in the eyes.
06:19You need to go a little bit.
06:21So I told her that I didn't even know anything.
06:23I don't want to say anything about it.
06:28But when you're famous, you can't even say anything.
06:30What?
06:31What?
06:35But I just want to tell both my brothers,
06:37that you don't have married.
06:39All the people who work in our show,
06:41they're two kids.
06:43So, today, we'll do something?
06:44I've done something, sir.
06:46No, no, no.
06:48No, no, no.
06:50Sir?
06:52Today, we'll be in a family-friendly zone.
06:54Today, we'll be in a family-friendly zone.
06:56No, no.
06:57But Ranbir is very loving.
06:58Very loving.
06:59And these controversies come to you, bro.
07:02These are all for learning to you.
07:04I'm sure you've learned a lot of things.
07:05People, let's see you so much.
07:11When the show closed,
07:13who was first calling you?
07:15What happened to you?
07:16I was calling you a lawyer.
07:17Okay.
07:20I was calling you a lawyer.
07:20And it was working on her phone.
07:21Okay.
07:22So, where did you get on with a phone?
07:24No, my brother came here.
07:26I was sitting at a room in an audience,
07:26and I was going to go to his house.
07:28Oh, wow.
07:29He's here for that.
07:30So, the people of the family are given to you so much?
07:37I didn't have any idea.
07:37I didn't know how to do it.
07:38Direct one day, for a while,
07:39and when they came,
07:40I said, come on.
07:41Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:44Then when you saw this clip,
07:45then you said, come on, come on.
07:49Until I had an idea of leaving my home.
07:53After this controversy,
07:55do you have a phone to do more shows?
07:56Do you have a live show?
07:57Or do you have a book that was the first time?
08:00Do you have a advance?
08:01The phone is very nice,
08:03but today,
08:04the comedy is very difficult.
08:06Do you know?
08:11Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
08:13I don't know.
08:14I mean,
08:14at that time, genuinely,
08:15the first call of Kapil Sir came to me.
08:17I don't know what it was like.
08:18I don't know what it was like,
08:19what it was like.
08:21Whatever your good time is going on,
08:23your bad time is going on.
08:24It's going on.
08:29We were waiting.
08:30Something will happen, something will happen.
08:35At that time,
08:35Kapil Sir,
08:37he stopped tweeting.
08:38Who did he do it?
08:44In two weeks,
08:44the rest of the night,
08:47he stopped taking the puppies.
09:05Kapil,
09:06it's a compliment.
09:10It's a compliment.
09:12Really?
09:13It's amazing.
09:13It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:15First,
09:15I would like to tell you
09:16that their heart is very clean.
09:17No.
09:18That's what people should know.
09:20No.
09:20No.
09:20No.
09:21You stop the show.
09:22Then,
09:22leave your life.
09:24Your heart will be clean.
09:28In the last year,
09:29our friends are very strong.
09:31I feel like.
09:32That's how it feels.
09:33It's true.
09:33It's true.
09:47It's true.
09:47I feel like
09:59It's a joke.
10:05It's a joke.
10:07I'm a man.
10:09a man is a man.
10:10I'm a man.
10:14You can't even talk.
10:16I've been so mad.
10:17I've been so mad.
10:17I'm a man.
10:17So sorry when you broke the venue.
10:19How many times broke the venue?
10:21Sir, three times.
10:22People came and took off the joke,
10:24but they didn't even talk.
10:26Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:30You can see us,
10:31that you can laugh.
10:32Thank you, sir.
10:33Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely a very big moment for me.
10:40I'm watching you from childhood.
10:42Across various shows.
10:43It was always my dream
10:44that one day I would come to the TV.
10:46I never thought you would come to OTT alone.
10:56I genuinely love you so much,
10:59Arsana Maham and Sidhu Paji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:02If God closes a door,
11:05you open ten doors.
11:07You're the door to see the door.
11:08All the people are killing us, sir.
11:22I love you guys.
11:24I love you guys.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:30Super.
11:31Sir,
11:33what you learned from people.
11:34Genuinely,
11:35you are part of my whole childhood.
11:38I watched you.
11:40You and Shaker, sir.
11:41You were in the comedy circus.
11:42I followed every episode.
11:45I didn't know what to say.
11:46I don't know what to say.
11:54Come and talk.
11:55Come, come, please.
12:01Too good, man.
12:02I love you, sir.
12:03Genuinely, sir.
12:04I respect you both.
12:06But Arsana Ji,
12:07I do a little bit more.
12:09Because
12:09he hasn't been out of zero.
12:11I haven't been out of zero.
12:19He has been out of zero.
12:21He has been out of zero.
12:21I have been out of zero.
12:24I have been out of zero.
12:27I have been out of zero.
12:32But when we both went to police station,
12:35there is a lot of fans of Sidhu Paji.
12:37They are also a lot of fans.
12:37They are killing their dialogue in the camera.
12:39They are killing their hideout.
12:50He is killing them.
12:51Hey, my body.
12:52Oh my god.
12:53Hey, my body is the miracle.
12:54You guys know what's the beard biceps?
12:58When it started,
12:59the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:02I thought this was cool.
13:04There are a lot of people's names in wrestling.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:07I thought that I would keep something cool.
13:11But over time, I didn't drink beer.
13:15The bicep is still here.
13:17But the name is a little popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license for this?
13:23Or do you have to open it?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25For liquor license.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:29this is why my grandma has a big joke.
13:32My grandma has never said that
13:34why are you wrong with me?
13:37Do you have jokes on my grandma?
13:39Look, sir.
13:39If I'm a kid,
13:41I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:43If I'm a singer,
13:45I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian,
13:47I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:49That's a good one.
13:50Well said, well said.
13:53And I also have awareness.
13:55Like, my grandma had a attack.
13:58And I was alone at home.
14:00And I didn't get an ambulance.
14:01I didn't remember this number.
14:02Oh.
14:03Okay.
14:03Do you remember me?
14:06Do you remember me?
14:06Tell me, Arshana,
14:07do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08100 is the only call.
14:10That's the police.
14:11Yes.
14:12I didn't remember.
14:13Brother, I called 102.
14:15Who came here?
14:16Fire truck.
14:18Where did the fire look?
14:20I said,
14:20I said,
14:21the fire will be in the morning.
14:22Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:31Well,
14:32After any parents,
14:33they said to me,
14:34you told me that my child was buxed?
14:35Yes.
14:36The parents didn't say that?
14:37Yes.
14:43They didn't say that.
14:43I really liked that.
14:44My parents are very whiteness.
14:45It's called Kapil Sharma Show.
14:47It's also a story. It's a genuine story.
14:49Okay.
14:50Dadaji was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
14:54But Kapil Sharma Show was a lot of watching.
14:57So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you, thank you brother.
15:00Big, big day.
15:03Samai, you're an amazing comedian.
15:06So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand-up.
15:12In this case,
15:14I don't have any time, ma'am,
15:16that India's best comedian.
15:18I don't know India's name.
15:18The world is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma.
15:21Thank you, bro.
15:22Lovely.
15:27I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean, every week, show, episode,
15:33I don't know how many thousands of episodes
15:35you've done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38Like, it's...
15:39There's a legend in this time.
15:40Thank you, bro.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give them love,
15:46your confidence is like this.
15:48And normally, what happens?
15:50Sometimes we make a script,
15:51sometimes it's not secure,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:53But people,
15:54giving you an applause,
15:56giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment.
15:58We're with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:03Ah, Kapil Bahájee,
16:06I'm gonna ask a question.
16:07I'm dancing.
16:08I'm dancing.
16:09I'm dancing.
16:10I'm dancing.
16:10I'm dancing.
16:40Yes, yes, please.
16:41And there's a jam in the same way.
16:42That's right.
16:44It's a red-colored jam, right?
16:45Netflix's.
16:46So I think this is a very big blessing.
16:49That you feel good to do something.
16:50We are with people when we don't get money.
16:53So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart.
16:56Then the rest of the things come.
16:58So I feel a blessing.
16:59And I've also watched many films,
17:02which actors have watched.
17:03When we come to our show,
17:04I feel like this is a true dream.
17:08It's a true dream.
17:09It's a true dream.
17:09It's a true life.
17:10It's a true dream.
17:11I'll show run.
17:12Today my brother has a little bit less.
17:13This is a true dream.
17:16This is a true dream.
17:19In the future.
17:21It's a true dream.
17:24It's a true dream.
17:26Absolutely.
17:30And listen, what do we do today?
17:32I can talk about death.
17:35In the world,
17:36there are two people.
17:37One is the LIC.
17:38And the other is the Ranveer.
17:40What will happen after death?
17:42What will happen after death?
17:45That's why,
17:45Look,
17:46it doesn't go to the podcast.
17:48And if someone's gone,
17:49someone's gone,
17:50someone's gone,
17:50he's gone,
17:50he's gone,
17:50he's gone,
18:05he's gone.
18:06I think,
18:07I don't have thought about death.
18:08I didn't think about death.
18:20I didn't think about death.
18:23that you're excited.
18:26Who's excited about death?
18:28Who's excited about death?
18:30I'll die tomorrow.
18:31What's the matter?
18:40What's the matter?
18:41I'm not even thinking about death.
18:43What's the matter?
18:44Who's the team?
18:45Who's the team?
18:45Who's the team?
18:45You're asking,
18:45you're not watching police.
18:46I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
19:16Hi.
19:16Hi.
19:17Hello.
19:19Did you shave your hands too?
19:26What's that?
19:29Listen.
19:30Do you think it's sweet?
19:31Yes.
19:32It's sweet, Papa.
19:33It's sweet.
19:35I'm on diet.
19:37No, no.
19:38No, no.
19:39First time I eat a little.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:42Wow.
19:44You go to the house and eat it.
19:48Why didn't they eat it?
19:49Baba, don't open their mouth.
19:56If they open their mouth,
19:58then it's like that in their deserts,
20:00we're going to stop the main course.
20:05Correct.
20:06India has got latent.
20:08India has got deleted.
20:09India has got deleted.
20:12Let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, now Sunil Paal wrote a script.
20:21I've watched your show.
20:22It's a very good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:24You've heard of the people who were on the show.
20:27Yes.
20:28You've heard of this.
20:28I've heard of a joke.
20:30Thanks.
20:31One time I've said that a place is a pigeon.
20:33Yes.
20:33He comes to the balcony.
20:35He comes here and asks him,
20:37dass he came from home?
20:39Yes.
20:39He said that he went out.
20:42What happened?
20:43We did not happen.
20:44There weren't the police coming even?
20:47What happened?
20:48There weren't the police coming?
20:48Yes, that's what it is.
20:53It is always the best.
20:59There is a lot of things...
21:00The best thing you can do is to...
21:02I'll go.
21:03Yes, that's it.
21:04Yes, that's it.
21:05It's the bag.
21:05Also, you can put this bag in the bag.
21:08It's the timing.
21:10This is the bag of Ranveer Alabadiya.
21:13Let's see what it comes from.
21:15Oh, oh, oh.
21:17how to talk to alien
21:22yeti ke 101 kissy
21:24I understand, you read such books, you always ask
21:29that yeti has seen, alien has seen
21:33you have ever seen your own podcast?
21:39India's best podcast is my opinion
21:42I have seen it, I have seen it
21:44I have seen it, I have seen it
21:45He likes a big comedian
21:47Kiku Sharada
21:48he was saying that you're so cute
21:54if I'm your daughter
21:56is the foolish
21:59What do you say?
22:00No, you was the truth
22:01I was the one who asked
22:02what you said
22:03he is a very big comedian
22:06Kiku Sharada
22:06What do you say?
22:09What do you say?
22:11How do you say?
22:12Social media
22:13Now the price of all you have also got out of here.
22:16Your $2,000,000 is more than that.
22:24Let's check one more detail.
22:26Sameh, let's check one more time.
22:28Please, come here.
22:31Who is this bag?
22:33This Sameh.
22:34Oh!
22:35Jess.
22:39You are so excited to play Jess.
22:41Let me tell you,
22:44When you all experienced the paychecks,
22:47the supervisor,
22:49theä fixes,
22:50the builders,
22:52so you
22:53didn't know about anything.
23:00Don't tell you too much.
23:03Don't be so tired.
23:04voulaitikThis wallo.
23:05Sunil 되는데
23:06i don't like he will.
23:09week.
23:10By chance, if you've never heard any jokes,
23:14you can watch our show on Saturday on Netflix.
23:17If you can't watch Saturday,
23:19you can watch Lifetime.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:29Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:34We have some pictures of you.
23:36And our audience, too.
23:37Let's see, Abhiv.
23:38It's a nice comment.
23:39Let's see.
23:49We have this photo. Caption this.
23:51Who is it?
23:52Aapur, Anveer.
23:53He is Minati.
23:54He is a fukra man.
23:56Mr. Beast, who is the biggest YouTuber of the world.
23:58We are Kapil Sharma.
24:00We are also MythPath.
24:01Let's see the comments below.
24:03It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:09And we have some comments.
24:12The case of which is more serious,
24:14is sitting in the face of the world.
24:17Who is sitting in the face?
24:18Oh, Brandi.
24:21Let's see.
24:22What the hell?
24:23Nine years of bare bicep,
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career,
24:28my mind was full of ideas,
24:29but my heart was full of...
24:31What was the need for writing?
24:33This is a samurai sword?
24:34Yeah, it's a samurai sword.
24:36It's Katana, they call it.
24:38So...
24:38After hearing this joke, he's still standing in the house.
24:43Let's see the comments below.
24:45I don't think it's too long, I don't think anyone has a comment.
24:49What?
24:50Swinney Niveden is that
24:51you can write a caption like caption,
24:53but you don't want to write a caption like Niband.
24:55Let's see.
24:57Let's see.
24:59Let's see.
25:00Look at the sky in the sky,
25:01where the sky will not open.
25:07Let's see.
25:08It's a dress.
25:10If you write the words right,
25:12then the sky will not be required.
25:16Let's see.
25:21Scotland's photo is this.
25:22Sir, what have you put in your back?
25:25What are you stretching?
25:26Sir, before the show,
25:27it was a muscle pulled back.
25:28Like you said,
25:30Yes, yes, yes, yes.
25:30Yes, yes.
25:31So,
25:31he was doing a person,
25:33but when he did it,
25:34after that, he was injured again.
25:36So, what is that?
25:38Let's see the comments below.
25:40Shalu,
25:40I read the name of Shalu,
25:41he called for massage for the girl.
25:47Let's see.
25:48You don't have to be injured.
25:57My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:07My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:33My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:55My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:22My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:23My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:52My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:22My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:36My real personality only comes through.
28:37My real personality keeps on having a strong relationship.
28:40And I'm very emotional, I'm very emotional, keeping that heart out of the podcast.
29:05I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend
29:19so he's here beautiful thank you brother my
29:22I have a gift for you too so Charles you are so beloved and you get to go IBBO for
29:28a foreign trip
29:30go to Bali, go to Bali and enjoy it and enjoy it
29:34so proud of yourself, thank you very much
29:36thank you very much for coming to the show, thank you brother
29:38thank you Charles, thank you very much for being here
29:42Samay and Ranveer are here
29:45now we call a stand-up comedian who is a senior
29:48and he has named his first season on Indian television
29:52and he has won his name
29:53and we are going to entertain all of them
29:56please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal
30:11Sunil Paai, welcome, welcome
30:26Thank you
30:28Thank you
30:29Thank you
30:30I am just looking at how I am wearing the shoes today
30:35How are you wearing the shoes?
30:36Sunil Baai, you are very happy
30:38Sunil Baai, when you go to Manch
30:39you are always saying
30:40I am Sunil Paal, comedy-can-lal
30:42and you are saying this, comedy-can-an-tak-wadi
30:45and you are saying this, comedy-can-an-tak-wadi
30:47How did you see that?
30:47How did you see that?
30:49How did you see that?
30:50How did you see that?
30:51Do you know some thoughts?
30:52Sir, they have so much killed us
30:54but I am not
30:57love you
31:27sunil Baai
31:29Sir, what's the matter?
31:31One second.
31:32Sir, I've done so much love.
31:34I mean, there are so many difficulties
31:36that I am going to shoot a grenade from my head.
31:40What else?
31:41Sir, I don't even know anything about it.
31:42I don't perform at the same time.
31:44I don't speak at the same time.
31:46I don't have any difficulty with you, sir.
31:48It's just one thing.
31:50Why don't you brush yourself?
32:00The time of brushing is over.
32:03I've come here to polish it.
32:06So now I'm going to polish it?
32:08Yes, sir.
32:09I'm going.
32:10Let's see.
32:14But Sunil, you have forgiven them or not?
32:17Because this loves you, generally.
32:19I request.
32:20I don't say anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil,
32:23what has happened at the time?
32:24I want to ask Sunil,
32:25if it's a shame,
32:26remember to make a mistake.
32:28And if it's a shame,
32:30then only make a mistake.
32:32When I'm talking about the mistake of the mistake,
32:35I've learned what I learned from Sunil,
32:38I've learned from Sunil Pali.
32:43They've never seen a mistake.
32:45No, I've learned from their comments.
32:51It seems that they just make a mistake.
32:54Sunil Paz ji genuinely I like one number, from 10 years old.
33:04Thank you very much, Kapil.
33:06Thank you very much that you have such a great mehfil, which is Genji's mehfil.
33:09And these are Genji's two superstars here.
33:12So what do I say about them?
33:14They have a new name, Showstopper.
33:17Nice.
33:18This is a very cool life moment for me.
33:21For this generation of goat comics, and last generation of goat comics.
33:25They have cut so much of their heads, that they got out.
33:28Sir, they are giving you advice.
33:33Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:39Sir, you are in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you, love you.
33:48There is a question in my mind.
33:49Sunil, where do I know you?
33:50You are in the first laughter challenge.
33:51You are in the first laughter challenge.
33:52We are watching you.
33:53We thought we would also give you an audition.
33:54And you, I was sitting in that office.
33:57The phones are coming in front of us.
33:59So, there are not dates for 6 months.
34:01Sunil Paz is so busy in the next 6 months.
34:02How many people are busy in the next 6 months?
34:03You have gained a lot of money.
34:04That day, you came to my film premiere to Chapel.
34:08What was your strategy after that?
34:09What was that?
34:11I thought that one of the biggest people will come.
34:14I was looking for a big one.
34:17I was looking for a big one.
34:19I was looking for a big one.
34:22I was looking for a big one.
34:28I was looking for a big one.
34:31What are you talking about?
34:35I was looking for a big one.
34:37I thought that I would do something like this.
34:37That it would be different.
34:44Seriously?
34:44What?
34:53What?
34:53So, they sent us all such ways.
34:56We have said you love your mom.
34:59Otherwise, like us, you look come up with me.
35:00But yes this morning, we have went after a see-
35:03When he came, he was a very legendary comedian, Manolah Khan.
35:08He said that there is competition.
35:11The film star, the heroine,
35:13he said that he would wear this, then I would wear this.
35:14What is it? You are also angry.
35:17We are also angry at the world.
35:18You are taking a lot of muskrat,
35:20taking a lot of laughter, taking a lot of money.
35:23There is no difference.
35:24But the thing that you are doing is a noble job.
35:27And in our hearts, there is a lot of love for you.
35:29And you also mark them.
35:30No, no.
35:31I just request that I have never done that.
35:37Yes, I have downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad.
35:45When we are angry,
35:46when we are angry, the whole world will attack us.
35:49In the media, everyone will come.
35:51There is a time when we expect
35:52that our industry will support us.
35:55So, in that way, then...
35:59I feel very bad.
36:05Now...
36:05We are doing a job.
36:06We are doing a debate.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:33Now, tonight...
36:36In the debate...
36:39Debate in the tonight...
36:41I have to say...
36:45I have to say...
36:46I have to say...
36:47What should I say...
36:47I don't do it...
36:48I have to say...
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:52Lovely!
36:53A good noise pollution has to be there.
36:56In the debate...ada...
36:59Let me
36:59introduce... What?
37:02My...
37:03My food...
37:04I am not
37:05eating... Two dogs...
37:08One dog...
37:09Sorry! Sorry!
37:12Two dogs...
37:13One dog...
37:15Sunil Palsar...
37:20Here...
37:39Let's concentrate on the deepness.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:53I can't explain my real name for the security reason, but my social media name is Bihsi Dharinda.
38:01Bihsi Dharinda?
38:02I'm going to talk a different place.
38:04My card is also made of Bihsi Union.
38:08So, where have you been talking about Bihsi Dharinda?
38:13I have been talking about it.
38:15I also heard about Bihsi Dharinda.
38:19I have been talking about Bihsi Bihsi Dharinda, for my husband.
38:21I remember being bred and there.
38:22So, I was the student of Bihsi Dharinda.
38:25It was in my position.
38:28I was in my position.
38:28And it was my quixi Dharilli.
38:29And I was buried in my position.
38:31So, I have this done very well-声.
38:33So, we have this debate.
38:35First of all, we have to know what comedy is.
38:38Yes.
38:38In some shows?
38:40If you become girls and girls, do you want to wear clothes for a comedy?
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:48I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
38:51Can you avoid this topic?
38:55No, we cannot. Sorry.
38:57No.
38:57No.
38:59It will be today.
39:01It will be today.
39:01It will be today.
39:02It will be today.
39:05It will be today.
39:07It will be today.
39:11One minute.
39:13Hey, there is a lounge.
39:19Uncle, please, can you shut up?
39:21Uncle, uncle.
39:22Uncle, uncle.
39:23Uncle, uncle, uncle.
39:23Uncle is your mother.
39:27Look, I will answer this.
39:28The singer of Twins.
39:31The girls known for the grills.
39:31There isn't no gender.
39:33The girl still someone else is being a girl.
39:35Bl oncology.
39:36The head is being a girl.
39:39Even in their rinds.
39:49I can also say a girl.
39:52My Vater gives me mega shoot meaka in every drag
39:58I am sorry to say.
40:05I am saying to upload your mouth on YouTube and delete it.
40:11Let me add, let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up, please? Two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Sunil Paal Ji's saying that
40:23the girls and girls don't like it.
40:27Sunil Paal Ji,
40:28your opinion is changed again.
40:30I just want to say that I am from Nagpur.
40:33And Nagpur is a country country.
40:35And I am not going to stop the country.
40:42But our country is not going to be a country.
40:47We are going to get out of the dark.
40:49We are going to get out of the dark.
40:52Now there is no interest.
40:55There is no interest.
41:00There is no interest.
41:00Sir, no, no, no, no.
41:02No, no, no.
41:04There is no interest.
41:06There is no interest.
41:09Let me tell you something.
41:10If you are from Nagpur,
41:13why is it so much?
41:14Why do you say that there is no interest at this side?
41:18Mr. Anvil.
41:18What do you think?
41:20What do you think?
41:21You said it's not about.
41:23get out of the house.
41:28Let you go.
41:49I support it I support it I'm a mindset
42:04Okay, you tell me, Sam, what do you want to say?
42:12Sir...
42:13Guys, girls, girls, girls...
42:15Come here, come here, come here.
42:17Just come here.
42:19No, come here.
42:25Sir...
42:26I think that...
42:28...to become a girl...
42:30...to become a girl...
42:31...to become a girl...
42:34...but they don't see their work behind.
42:36Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna sir...
42:38...they took 35 minutes to become a girl.
42:42It took a half an hour for Archanan.
42:49This is a joke.
42:51If you become a man, they become a man.
42:56So once upon a time...
42:58...oh, three.
42:59Victor said...
43:00Who is Victor?
43:01Laughter...
43:02I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that.
43:05Yeah.
43:06And I heard it.
43:07Yeah.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:10What?
43:10What?
43:11I don't know what Victor said.
43:13I don't care what Victor said...
43:15...but what I am sure to say...
43:17...I care.
43:18Oh.
43:19I said...
43:20...comedy is true.
43:22I also think...
43:23...comedy is true.
43:24It is true.
43:24It is true.
43:24It is true.
43:25It is true.
43:25It has become a shame.
43:26It is always too often...
43:29It is always true.
43:29It may be true.
43:30If someone is a shame, I am so very happy.
43:34For example, this is a shame.
43:40Laughter...
43:41...
43:44What is that?
43:45Tell me!
43:56I get it, I get it, yeah, I get this.
44:16I get it, no, I get it.
44:25I don't know if you can sleep in a flight, so I don't.
44:36Okay, my personal question was, how do you say comedy galal, Sunil Pal?
44:43So, which comedy did you say that it's a galal?
44:48Tell me about it in your mouth.
44:53What do you say?
44:58Look, I want to say this, the comedy is a comedy.
45:06And I want to say one thing, Sunil Gavaskarwala was good.
45:12That was mine, that was mine.
45:24Let me move on to the next topic.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass?
45:51It's fart!
45:52It's fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fart!
45:55What?
45:56What?
45:56What?
45:59What?
46:02What's wrong with it?
46:06foreign
46:36can i move to the next topic yes yes next topic is hum chutkalo me comedy
46:42me happy chiti gadeka words use kate why look at it because they don't have voice
46:56why you're talking about why we do that
47:01oh
47:03ah
47:03hey
47:05geobie can I was like oh
47:07oh
47:10the gd gt hathika zikar is some market and I thought I'm gonna be security in
47:16the other hand and I'm gonna be a man the other day of the the other day
47:20it's not a solution of the day is I'm gonna be a good
47:25We make a joke. If the man wants to answer the question, I'm saying that we won't give two more
47:30than two.
47:33I just agree.
47:36But you say that I can give two.
47:38Yes.
47:38I can give three.
47:40Who's the third?
47:41Look at this.
47:44One.
47:45Two.
47:46Three.
47:47Wow, I felt a lot of fatigue.
47:50Two yellow, one.
47:51I have three andes of amulet.
47:54200 rupees.
47:55This is airport. 800 rupees.
47:57Why do you have an amulet on the airport?
47:59The man told me that he gave me a pilot.
48:05He's so much the man who's making the amulet.
48:10Give me some more.
48:12In this long time, I'll make his biryani.
48:19Next move.
48:20What do you want to do in comedy?
48:22Body shaming is my question.
48:26What do you want to say about this?
48:33Nation wants to know.
48:35Give me a question.
48:44What do you want to do in comedy?
48:44Oh my God.
48:47What do you want to do in comedy?
48:52What do you want to do in comedy?
48:58Oh my God.
49:07What do you want to do in comedy?
49:07I think it depends on how far you are.
49:11How far you are.
49:13If you are in comedy, you should not speak.
49:17If you are in comedy, you should not speak.
49:18But if you are far away, you can speak and run.
49:22Correct.
49:37This guy is so good.
49:44I want to ask you something.
49:46Your head is like a cycle.
49:48Why are you saying this?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53I think it's like a cycle, big boy.
49:57Your face is like a bitch.
49:59Your face is like an athlete.
50:02These are all examples.
50:05Your face is like a bathroom.
50:07So all these examples, your face is like a bitch.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:16Is this the comedy?
50:19Is this the comedy?
50:24Is this the comedy?
50:25You tell me is this the comedy?
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:35Is this the comedy?
50:40Is this the news?
50:56Is this the comedy?
50:58Oh
51:30Good boy!
51:38Good boy!
51:41Let's see!
51:42Look at the camera!
51:44And the camera doesn't see.
52:59We're right back.
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