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The great indian kapil show - The return of samay raina and ranveer
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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Shitu bhaji, today
00:31Every person is making a YouTube channel
00:34You both know
00:37You can take someone to Netflix like this platform
00:39In 192 countries, where people are watching
00:42If a person is making their own YouTube channel, I am talking to myself
00:48If one person is living in one house, they are different
00:50Then they are different, both and children are different
00:54This time I am talking to you
00:57What is that?
00:57I mean to say that, you can see that every person has made a video.
01:03There are so many channels coming, and I've been in the kitchen.
01:07Guys, today I've made a lot of bread and bread.
01:12My husband's mouth is open and open.
01:15And he's making bread and putting bread on YouTube.
01:18Then he comes back and says that bread and bread looks good on YouTube.
01:23That's why he's making bread and butter.
01:28Guys, today I'm giving my makeup tips.
01:31I'm crazy.
01:32First of all, guys, put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:41And finally, you're wearing a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
01:43And your 9 makeup looks ready.
01:499 makeup looks ready.
01:50After 28 things you've punched during the head.
01:54Smalled inches from 2 inches, you see this little thing too.
01:58Little little babies' little village towns.
02:02Those are also on YouTube too.
02:04Hi guys.
02:05Guys, you guys are kind of picked up like a desert.
02:08Hi guys.
02:09Just comment on their videos because they're really bad.
02:12Guys, they always come from the crowd.
02:17Guys, I'm going to tell you about backless blouse that you do.
02:20Look, there's a blouse from one person who has a blouse.
02:25They use normal people with a normal smile, and they put it on the books.
02:30They told their baby that when you put it on the books,
02:34you will make a tattoo on her.
02:38It's a different channel of knowledge.
02:41They're playing piano after them.
02:45They have expressions like Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
02:48Yes, mix the expression.
02:50You will close your eyes and open your eyes.
02:52They say,
02:53The problem is the peace, friends.
02:57Everyone is living in life.
02:59This is a life of four days.
03:01The baby says,
03:02What's your life of four days?
03:03My mother is coming from 25 days.
03:06What's your life of four days?
03:09Some people make a video of traveling.
03:13Put your bag and get out.
03:15The beautiful world is waiting for you.
03:17What's your life of four days?
03:19What's your life of four days?
03:23But this is the truth.
03:26Those talented people,
03:27who are the people of their lives,
03:28their original content,
03:29and their own channel,
03:30they become a superstar.
03:32Our two of them are like stars.
03:34They come to their channel.
03:36Let's call them.
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samiraina
03:39and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
03:59How are you bro?
04:01Welcome.
04:02Welcome. Welcome, welcome, my bro.
04:03Are you, are you, are you, are you.
04:05Welcome, welcome.
04:48Welcome, welcome.
05:14Welcome, welcome.
05:43Welcome, welcome.
05:59Welcome, welcome.
06:25Welcome, welcome.
06:53Welcome, welcome.
07:43Welcome, welcome.
08:16Welcome, welcome.
08:28Welcome, welcome.
08:51Welcome, welcome.
09:06Welcome, welcome.
09:07Welcome, welcome.
09:37Welcome, welcome.
09:37Welcome, welcome.
10:07Welcome, welcome.
10:14Welcome, welcome.
10:14Balraj, I would like to talk to you.
10:17Yes, sir.
10:18Sorry about your venue.
10:19How many times?
10:20How many times?
10:21Three times.
10:31Thank you, sir.
10:33Thank you, sir.
10:46Thank you, brother.
10:47I told you that you will come to OTT one day.
10:50Yes.
10:56I genuinely love you so much, Archana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:21I love you guys.
11:24You are absolutely brilliant.
11:27Thank you, sir.
11:31I love you.
11:31Sir, you, you are all successful.
11:34Genuinely, you are part of my whole childhood.
11:38You are part of my whole childhood.
11:38I watched you and Shaker, sir, and in comedy circus.
11:42I followed every episode.
11:45I didn't know what to say.
11:46I don't know what this is.
11:54Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.
12:01You're too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir, I respect you both,
12:06but I do a little bit more,
12:09because he hasn't been out at zero.
12:19I don't know what this is.
12:20He has hit, he has hit, he has hit.
12:24If anyone has hit me,
12:26I feel like he has hit me.
12:27I mean, his batting is wrong, right?
12:32But when we went to the police station,
12:34there was a lot of fans there, sir.
12:37He was hit on the camera,
12:39and he said,
12:40take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54Let me tell you something,
12:56how did the rear bicep?
12:58When I started,
12:59the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:02I thought it was a cool name.
13:04Like in wrestling, people's names,
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:07I thought it was cool.
13:10Okay.
13:11But over time,
13:13I didn't drink beer.
13:15The bicep is still here.
13:17But the name is a little popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to have a liquor license for this?
13:23Or do you have to have a liquor license?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25For liquor license.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:29this is a lot of jokes on your grandma.
13:32My grandma has never said,
13:33why are you wrong with me?
13:36Why are you wrong with my family?
13:37Do you have jokes on my grandma?
13:38Are they true?
13:39Look, sir,
13:40if I'm a cow,
13:41I write a cow in my grandma's memory.
13:43If I'm a singer,
13:45I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian,
13:48I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:50Very good.
13:50Well said, well said.
13:52And I have some awareness, sir.
13:55Like my grandma,
13:56sir,
13:57my grandma attacked me.
13:58And I was alone at home.
14:00And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:02Okay.
14:03Do you remember that?
14:06Do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08100 is the only call that night.
14:10It's the police.
14:12I didn't remember that.
14:13I didn't remember that.
14:14I called 102.
14:15Who is that?
14:16Fire truck.
14:17Fire truck.
14:18Where did the fire look?
14:19I said,
14:20the fire looks like the morning.
14:22Oh!
14:31Did some parents say that
14:34I saw my child's video?
14:35Yes, my parents said that.
14:43My parents really like the couple's family show.
14:46Yes.
14:47It's a real story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:49Okay.
14:50My dadajji was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54Yes.
14:54But we watched the couple's family show a lot.
14:57So wherever he is,
14:58he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big big day.
15:01Thank you brother.
15:02Thank you brother.
15:04You're an amazing comedian.
15:06So who do you think in India is the best stand up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:12In this case,
15:14there's no doubt in this, ma'am,
15:16that the best comedian is India's India's world.
15:19It's right here.
15:20Kabir Sharma.
15:21Come on bro.
15:22Lovely.
15:25Genuinely,
15:26I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean,
15:30I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:37Like,
15:38it's,
15:38yeah,
15:39a legend.
15:41Thank you brother.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give love,
15:46you have confidence.
15:48What happens normally?
15:50Sometimes we make scripts,
15:51sometimes they don't know,
15:52but sometimes they don't.
15:53But people,
15:54they give applause and
15:56they say,
15:58no,
15:58we're with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Kapilpa,
16:06I have a question.
16:07I have a question.
16:08I have a dance.
16:09I have a dance.
16:11I have a dance.
16:14Yeah.
16:16Yes,
16:16please.
16:17How are you in life?
16:18Generally,
16:19how does it feel like
16:20you've been on a show for so many years?
16:22What's your perspective?
16:25Like,
16:25many times,
16:26you get to meet a police officer,
16:29what is your shock?
16:30I think poetry is great.
16:32This is great.
16:33It's a shock.
16:34It's sometimes
16:34in free time
16:35or in the gaslight.
16:36Our shock
16:37became
16:38our profession.
16:39and our brand and butter, and there's a jam in the same way.
16:42Yes, yes.
16:44It's a red one, right? Netflix's jam.
16:46So I think that this is a great blessing,
16:49that you feel good to do it.
16:51We are still there when we don't get money.
16:53So I think that you keep doing your own work,
16:56and then the rest of the things come.
16:58So I feel a blessing, bro.
17:00And I've also watched many films,
17:02which actors have watched,
17:03when they come to our show,
17:04I think that this is a true dream,
17:08or a true dream,
17:09it's just a life,
17:10and everything happens.
17:11I'll show run in the old days.
17:12Today, my brother has a little bit less,
17:13because he talks about death after death.
17:18In the old days?
17:21I wish it would be like,
17:23to go to the world,
17:24and go to the world,
17:25it's not a great blessing.
17:26Absolutely.
17:30What are you talking about today?
17:32Death after death.
17:35In the world,
17:36there are two people.
17:37One is L.I.C.
17:38and the other is Ranveer.
17:41What will happen after death?
17:42What will happen after death?
17:43Have you ever thought about it?
17:45That's why,
17:45look,
17:46it doesn't go to the podcast.
17:48And if someone went,
17:49someone went out,
17:50someone went out,
17:51he went out and went out.
17:52Is there anything uncomfortable
17:53with any other question?
17:55No,
17:56I feel like,
17:57people go open.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:00How do you think about death?
18:01Give me some examples.
18:02Let me drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:07I didn't think about death.
18:08I didn't think about death.
18:08It happens to me,
18:09let me see a little notice.
18:10It won't come.
18:11But you're scared,
18:13you're excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:15Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow,
18:18I'll die tomorrow.
18:18I'll die tomorrow.
18:20What's the matter?
18:21What's the matter?
18:21Good, good.
18:22Where's the matter?
18:24Where will the death?
18:25I feel like a lot.
18:26The time of death.
18:26he asked me,
18:27do you think about death?
18:30I don't think about death.
18:30But,
18:31for the past year,
18:32I think about death.
18:40What's that,
18:40what's that?
18:41Who's the team?
18:41Who's the team?
18:43Who's the team?
18:45Who's the police?
18:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:16Hi.
19:16Hi.
19:17Hello, hi, hi.
19:19You shaved your hands?
19:27What's that?
19:29Listen, listen.
19:30You have a little bit of a bite?
19:31Yes, yes, it's great, Papa.
19:33A bite is made of a bite.
19:36I'm on a diet.
19:37No, no, no.
19:38No, no, no, no, no.
19:39First time, I'll eat a little bit.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:42Wow.
19:44You go to the house and eat it.
19:47Hey, why didn't they eat it?
19:49Baba, don't open their mouth.
19:56If they opened their mouth,
19:59then it's like that in their deserts,
20:01we're going to close the main course.
20:05Correct.
20:06India has got blatant,
20:08India has got dilatant.
20:10It's like that.
20:12Let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:14I wrote a script from Sunil Paal.
20:17Oh!
20:21I've watched your show.
20:23It's a very good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25Thank you so much.
20:25You hear the jokes of the audience, right?
20:28Yes, you hear the jokes.
20:28Yes, you hear the jokes.
20:29I have a joke.
20:30Yes, yes.
20:39I have a joke.
20:42Like this,
20:43I've never seen.
20:44What are the jokes they've come here?
20:53Yes, the jokes.
20:54Well, that's not enough.
20:59Anyway,
21:00it's not enough.
21:00What's the jokes of the jokes?
21:01What have you also done?
21:01Oh,
21:03what have you done?
21:04Yes,
21:05what have you done?
21:06That's one of the jokes.
21:08It's a joke.
21:09What have you done?
21:09This is Ranveer Allahabadia bag.
21:13Let's see what comes from it.
21:17How to talk to aliens?
21:22Yeti's 101 stories.
21:26I have understood that you read such books,
21:29and that's why you ask all of us.
21:30Yeti has seen, alien has seen.
21:33Have you ever seen a podcast?
21:39India's best podcast.
21:41My name.
21:42I have seen them.
21:44I have seen them.
21:44I have seen them.
21:45I have seen them.
21:45I have seen them.
21:45I have seen them on their podcast.
21:46A very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
21:52He was saying that you are so cute,
21:55I am so cute.
21:57Hey, what are you talking about?
22:00No, you are talking about podcasts.
22:02No, I didn't ask you.
22:03Why did you ask me?
22:10I have seen them.
22:15I have seen them.
22:15Do you have seen them?
22:24I am so dolly.
22:25I have seen them.
22:26I have seen them and I translate them.
22:26I have seen them once again in a while.
22:28I have seen the video I have seen them in my department,
22:31for you.
22:31Are you serious?
22:32Is the director of this?
22:33And the director of the theater,
22:34Chess.
23:04No, it would be bad.
23:05No, it would be good to Sunil Pahl.
23:22Thank you so much.
23:29Thank you, thank you, thank you.
24:02Let's see the comments below.
24:03It seems that everyone's lawyer is the only one.
24:09Let's see.
24:29It's a samurai sword.
24:34It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a samurai sword.
24:39It's a samurai sword.
24:43It's a samurai sword.
25:09If you're right,
25:12you don't need to be right.
25:16Let's see.
25:18Hey, this is Scotland's photo.
25:22Sir, what have you put in?
25:24What are you stretching?
25:26Sir, before the show,
25:27I got a muscle pulled back.
25:28Yes, yes.
25:30Yes.
25:31So, he was doing a person,
25:33but when he did it,
25:34after that, he got worse.
25:36So, what's that?
25:37What's that?
25:38He comments down below.
25:40Shalu nama pardke,
25:41massage ke libella thar ladka nikla.
25:47Or, see?
25:49I think I don't know.
25:50America may arrest hoonay ki tiyari karay ho.
25:54Or, see?
25:58My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps,
26:02not on the podcast.
26:03I don't know.
26:04Yeah, you've never had a whole blood test.
26:06Like that?
26:07Yeah.
26:09The report is normal.
26:10But what is it?
26:12What is it?
26:12I mean, what is it?
26:14It's a good feeling.
26:15It's a therapy.
26:16It's a good thing.
26:17It's a good thing.
26:18It's a good thing.
26:33I mean, what is it?
26:34I mean, what is it?
26:37It's a good thing.
26:38I mean, what is it?
26:40I mean, what is it?
26:47Her name is Charles.
26:47You're the best running shows together.
26:48Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:54Oh, my God!
26:55Oh!
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:58Oh!
27:00Oh, God!
27:07Oh!
27:08Today, a special guest is called Charles.
27:11He is a very nice and wonderful person.
27:13He is a big fan of Charles.
27:15Come on.
27:21We have had a chance in the event.
27:24Charles was hosting that event in Netflix.
27:28Brilliant host, Charles.
27:30And the thing that Kamal did to this person.
27:33Charles, I would like to tell you something about your friends.
27:38And then what are your delicious things.
27:41So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:44Yes.
27:44So, Archan and Madam, the same thing. I love you.
27:49My name is Charles Rao.
27:51And I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So, we are India's first National Association for the Blind India,
27:58which works from the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:03So, what do I know about my story?
28:04I am not born blind.
28:06From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09Someone asked me when I was in the show.
28:10When I was in the show,
28:11when I was in the show,
28:13when I was in the show,
28:13when I was in the show,
28:14when I was in the show,
28:16And I would like to tell you something.
28:18Archan and Madam, it is for you.
28:20Do you know what is the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today, I had to come to the show
28:24and I was standing on the platform to cross the road.
28:28One woman came to somewhere,
28:30and stuck in the front to me.
28:32She was stuck.
28:33She was stuck.
28:33She didn't touch me.
28:35I didn't touch her.
28:35I said okay, okay.
28:36And I moved.
28:38I was around.
28:40Today, I went and left.
28:41What happened?
28:41And left.
28:41He went and left.
28:42He just disappeared.
28:43Someone did find something different from there.
28:46But left me off.
28:47Last time, I went through the platform number one from one.
28:49Two from one.
28:50Because people were just어나� to the sympathy.
28:53Yes, so that story says
28:56I have brought something which is made by my hand
29:15My friend Mpraful
29:19So he's here
29:20Beautiful
29:20Thank you, brother
29:22We also have a gift for you
29:23So Charles, you are so beloved
29:25And you get to go IBBO
29:28You get to go to Bali
29:31You go to the whole world
29:34So proud of you
29:35Thank you
29:37Thank you
29:38Thank you
29:38Thank you
29:38Thank you
29:39Thank you
29:39Thank you
29:39Thank you
29:39Thank you
29:43Thank you
29:49And they have won the first season in Indian television
29:50They won the last season of the laughter challenge
29:52They won the last season of the laughter challenge
29:54They won the last season of the laughter challenge
29:58I want you to enjoy this Emma
30:04Thank you
30:06Thank you
30:06Thank you
30:06Thank you
30:11Thank you
30:11Thank you
30:11bazy
30:13and thank you
30:13Why the hell
30:18Thank you very much.
30:26Oh, my love.
30:28How are you, Sarjim?
30:30I was just watching how you're wearing shoes today.
30:36Sunil, you're very happy.
30:38Sunil, when you go to Manch, you always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, the comedy galal.
30:42And when you say this, the comedy galal.
30:46How did you see them with a grenade?
30:50Do you have any thoughts?
30:52Sir, you've been so upset about us.
30:54But no one is...
30:58What's your love?
31:02Kapil, if you give a grenade to a grenade,
31:05it was good.
31:07But the ones who kill them,
31:10they won't be able to kill them.
31:13I don't understand what is going on in the world.
31:17And what is going on in the world is going on in the world.
31:22What can I tell you, Kapil?
31:24I have to see this in the world.
31:29What is this?
31:31One second.
31:32I have done so much love.
31:35I have so much difficulty with them.
31:37I am going to kill a grenade.
31:40What is this?
31:41What is this?
31:42I don't do anything.
31:42I don't do anything.
31:44I don't do anything.
31:45I don't do anything.
31:46I don't do anything with you.
31:48It's just one thing.
31:49Why don't you brush yourself?
32:00The time of brushing is over.
32:03I have to polish it here.
32:06I will also polish it.
32:08Yes.
32:09I love you so much.
32:10Let me see.
32:14But Sunil Pai, you have forgiven them or not?
32:17Because he loves you.
32:19I request.
32:20I don't do anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil, what has happened in the moment?
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35:28It's very good for you in your heart, and you also mark them.
35:30Yes, no, no, I just request that I've never done such a thing.
35:37No, I've downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad that when we are angry,
35:47when comedians are angry, the whole world is attacking us.
35:49In the media, everyone comes.
35:51There is a time when we expect that our industry will support us.
35:55So, if you come in there, then...
35:59So, it's just a little bit.
36:05Now...
36:05We're doing a job. Let's keep a debate in this mood.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy? What should happen in this debate?
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:35Now, tonight, in the debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:44Here, you have to tell us what you have to tell us.
36:47What we have to tell us doesn't matter, we just have to tell us.
36:49Noise pollution has to be there.
36:53Add a nice noise pollution and make a big part of the debate.
36:59Let me introduce.
36:59Nations pollution.
37:03It's my toilet.
37:05I did sit up and sit up.
37:07Two dogs, one椅.
37:10Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:13Two dogs, one dog.
37:15Sunil Palser.
37:20It's my toilet right here.
37:23One minute.
37:27What's the toilet?
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:53I can't explain my real name for the security reason, but my social media name is Bihsi Dharinda.
38:01Bihsi Dharinda?
38:02I'm going to talk a different place.
38:04My card has also been called Bihsi Union.
38:08So, where have you been talking about Bihsi Dharinda?
38:14I'm going to talk a little about Bihsi Dharinda.
38:19I will talk to you about the story.
38:27I will talk to you about Bihsi Dharinda, but I will talk to you about Bihsi Dharinda.
38:29I have been talking to you about Bihsi Dharinda.
38:29He is not about Bihsi Dharinda, but I am going to my home.
38:31So I am going to talk to him.
38:33I will talk to you about comedy.
38:35First of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38Yes.
38:38In some shows,
38:40if you are young and young,
38:42do you want to wear clothes for comedy?
38:44Yes!
38:44I want to know that!
38:46Excuse me!
38:48Excuse me!
38:48I want to know that!
38:49Excuse me!
38:50Why?
38:52I can avoid this topic that we all...
38:55No, we cannot. Sorry.
38:57No, no, no.
38:59Will this be today?
39:01Yes, it will be today,
39:02because today I forgot my blouse.
39:03I forgot my blouse.
39:03I forgot my blouse.
39:05He will now talk about the topic.
39:11One minute.
39:13It is a blouse.
39:19Uncle, can you shut up?
39:21Uncle!
39:22Uncle!
39:22Uncle!
39:23Uncle, my mother.
39:26Look, I will give her a question.
39:29What is the colourful,
39:30I don't have any gender of a girl, that can also be a girl or a head or a generator
39:38or anything.
39:39If a girl is like a white canvas, that can also be a girl.
39:46You said a lot of great things.
39:52Otherwise, I was supposed to say directly that I would make money.
40:03I'm sorry to say.
40:04I'm sorry to say.
40:05I say, upload your mouth to YouTube and delete it.
40:12Let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up, please?
40:14Two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Sunil Paal Ji says that they don't like the girls and girls.
40:27Sunil Paal Ji.
40:28Can you say this again or change your opinion?
40:30I just want to say that I am from Naakpur.
40:33I am from Naakpur.
40:35I am from Naakpur.
40:36I am from Naakpur.
40:37I am from Naakpur.
40:39I am from Naakpur.
40:44I am from Naakpur.
40:45I am from Naakpur.
40:45But it doesn't happen to Naakpur.
40:47We are coming from this.
40:49We are coming from the smoke.
40:52Many people.
40:55You have to have any.
41:00No, no, no, no, no.
41:02No, no, no.
41:04No, no.
41:05No, no, no.
41:05No, no.
41:05No, no.
41:17Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
41:48Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
42:04Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
42:25Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
42:31Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
42:35Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
42:45Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who, but he just said that, and
43:06I heard it, laughter is the shortest distance between two people, I don't care what Victor
43:15said, but what I am sure to say, I care, I said, comedy, what is the truth?
43:33For example, this is the truth, this is the truth, this is the truth, what is that, tell
43:46me?
43:52I get it, I get it.
43:58I get this.
44:06I get it.
44:10I get it.
44:11I get this.
44:41I get it.
44:43I get it.
44:57I get it.
45:24Let's move on to the next topic.
45:33I get it.
45:37I get it.
45:39I get it.
45:45I get it.
45:57I get it.
46:01I get it.
46:01I get it.
46:35I get it.
46:35I get it.
46:35I get it.
46:46I get it.
46:49I get it.
46:50I get it.
46:54I get it.
46:59I get it.
47:05I get it.
47:12I get it.
47:28I get it.
47:33I get it.
47:35I get it.
47:37I get it.
47:38I get it.
47:39I get it.
47:46I get it.
47:49I get it.
47:50I get it.
47:51I get it.
47:52I get it.
47:52I get it.
47:54I get it.
47:54This is airport.
47:56800 rupees.
47:57Why are the 800 rupees on the airport?
47:59This is the pilot pilot.
48:06This is the pilot pilot.
48:19Next move, move.
48:21What should body shaming happen in comedy is my question.
48:26What should you say about this?
48:33Nation wants to know.
48:35Give me a question, big.
48:43Look, I want to think that the big thing is getting a big number for listening to the big thing.
48:54So what should someone else be able to know and why should someone else be able to know?
48:58I think the big thing is okay.
49:01No problem.
49:03Come here.
49:05You'll tell me something on this.
49:06Sir, look, I think it depends on how far you stand from the big thing.
49:13If you stand in the face, you shouldn't say it.
49:17But if it's far, you can say it and run away.
49:21You can say it and run away.
49:22Correct.
49:23And then if you don't say the big thing, you don't say the big thing.
49:26And if you say the big thing, it's great.
49:29And if you say the big thing, it's great.
49:30And if you say it's good, it's good.
49:31It's good.
49:31It's good.
49:44You can't do it.
50:14You can't do it.
50:16This is an example that I'm giving.
50:19Okay.
50:24You can't do it.
50:29You can't do it.
50:30You can't do it.
50:35You can't do it.
50:56You can't do it.
51:07You can't do it.
51:11You can't do it.
51:13You can't do it.
51:23Oh
51:44And he didn't see it.
52:43And he didn't see it.
52:44And he didn't see it.
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