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00:00Okay, this is a good one.
00:01Would you rather be your current height or three feet tall,
00:04but you can dunk?
00:06Y'all might want to get outside.
00:07There's a car crash out there.
00:08What?
00:13What is going on?
00:17Oh, every bone in my body is broken,
00:21and my lungs have popped.
00:23Why, oh, why was I texting my chopped unk
00:27whilst driving under the influence?
00:32Oh, oh, no, no, oh, snap!
00:41Good morning, Abbott Elementary.
00:43We're here for the Philadelphia Fire Department.
00:45Friends against drug exposure and the story samurai.
00:48And we're here to teach you about fire safety,
00:50rap about the dangers of drugs,
00:53and improvise about texting and driving.
00:55But safety is not a laughing matter.
00:57Or is it?
00:59It is not.
01:00Because it's a dancing matter.
01:05What the hell is going on?
01:07The district combined all the safety presentations
01:09for the year and the one day to save money.
01:11Okay, guys, very good.
01:14Moving inside, guys, come on.
01:31All right, so check it.
01:32We're going to be going classroom to classroom,
01:34and at the end of the day,
01:35we'll all meet back up here
01:37and recap what we learned about safety.
01:39And now, Abbott, you are no strangers
01:41to having firemen around here.
01:43So nice to see Captain Robinson.
01:45Especially when it's not my fault.
01:47I just can't believe he's this awake.
01:50We were up till four in the morning.
01:52And tips for making sure...
01:53Barb Dutwani and why we were up to five.
01:55I have my own sleep issues to deal with.
01:57I've been taking this new miracle pill
01:59named melatonin,
02:00and while it has been helping me sleep,
02:02it has been giving me the most vivid dreams
02:05that I cannot make sense of.
02:08I think I'm trying to tell me something.
02:11Principal Coleman will choose a teacher
02:13to expire in a texting and driving accident.
02:16They cannot talk for the rest of the day,
02:17not even to other adults.
02:19There is no other way to teach you this lesson.
02:22I feel like there is.
02:23This feels dark for an elementary school.
02:26It absolutely is,
02:27but unfortunately, because of budget cuts,
02:29all elementary, middle, and high schools
02:31now get the same presentation.
02:33So, Ms. Coleman,
02:34what teacher do you choose
02:35to stock these halls
02:37bumming everyone out?
02:39So when are y'all got to pretend
02:40to be Mr. C all day?
02:43You know, you can choose another teacher
02:45to make fun of sometimes.
02:47Well, I hope you're okay
02:48with those being your last words
02:49because you're done.
02:50I choose Gregory.
02:52I didn't do anything.
02:52No talking!
02:53You dead.
02:54Huh?
02:57Because texting L-M-A-O-O-O
03:01was more important
03:03than watching the road.
03:04FYI, you also hit a horse.
03:06Oh, Gregory.
03:07Put this on.
03:11Suddenly, I'm sailing,
03:13and Gerald is a baby
03:14strapped to the mast,
03:16and the rudder won't work.
03:17Boring!
03:18No dream talking
03:19in Teacher's Lounge, Barb.
03:20Yeah, this is where dreams
03:21go to die.
03:23Certainly didn't expect
03:24this news today.
03:25Okay, well, hold on now.
03:27Babies mean rebirth.
03:29So, am I at a rebirth?
03:31Is Gerald at a rebirth?
03:33Or do we need a new car?
03:34Happy birthday to you.
03:38Happy birthday to you.
03:40It's no one's birthday.
03:40I just needed your attention.
03:42Look at this.
03:43Hiya, I'm Tina Schwartz,
03:44running for West Philly's
03:4651st District Board of School
03:47Commissioners,
03:48Liason Representative.
03:50What's Liason?
03:51It's liaison.
03:52She doesn't even know
03:52the position's name.
03:53Wait a minute.
03:54Isn't that that former
03:55Abbott teacher
03:55that kicked a student?
03:56Exactly.
03:57I'm Tina Schwartz,
03:58and I approve
03:59of your approval
04:00for this message.
04:02Oh!
04:03She's completely unqualified.
04:04I mean,
04:05can you believe this?
04:06No, I can't.
04:07How'd you find something
04:08I care even less
04:09about than Barb's dream?
04:10Barb?
04:10Melissa?
04:11Care to weigh in
04:12on this miscarriage
04:12of democracy?
04:13Jacob, I've never even
04:14heard of the board
04:15of the commissioners
04:17of whatever the heck it is.
04:18It's 51st District,
04:20which is exactly
04:20us and three other schools.
04:22No one cares
04:23about this position, hon.
04:24Well, Mr. J,
04:25it looks like it's up to us
04:26to stop this villain-esque
04:28takeover.
04:28No time for our usual
04:29shenanigans, Jacob.
04:30Gregory drove his car
04:31into a horse,
04:32and I got a sub.
04:35Janine will know
04:35what to do.
04:36Oh, but she's in mourning.
04:37Oh, wait,
04:38but that's not real.
04:40That's a great question.
04:41If I had to put it
04:42into words,
04:42I'd probably say...
04:49Okay, if you don't
04:50get up there
04:50and start your presentation,
04:52I'm gonna set myself
04:53on fire.
04:53Please don't.
04:54This school is so flammable.
04:56Plus, it wouldn't reflect
04:57very well on the Philadelphia
04:58Fire Department's
04:59newest battalion chief.
05:02Newest what now?
05:03Getting a promotion,
05:04I found out this morning.
05:05Won't be official
05:06until the swearing-in,
05:07but if you wanted
05:07to start calling me
05:09Chief Robinson,
05:10yeah, that turned me
05:11on quite a bit.
05:12So you're gonna be
05:13a suit?
05:14Well, no,
05:15it's a tucked-in shirt,
05:16but on Fridays
05:16I can go Hawaiian.
05:18No more climbing ladders
05:19to pull kitties
05:20out of trees or anything?
05:21Hey, cats get themselves
05:22into those messes,
05:23they can get themselves out.
05:24So I thought to celebrate,
05:26I'd get a bottle of champagne
05:27and reactivate my HBO Max
05:28account for the month.
05:29Yeah, no,
05:30that sounds great.
05:32All right.
05:34That's what Molly felt like
05:35the first time?
05:37Every time after that,
05:38though, it's been...
05:42I better get up there.
05:43Okay, thank you,
05:45Schlemethy.
05:45Yeah, for that,
05:46thank you.
05:47It's good to know
05:47we finally won
05:48the war on drugs.
05:50Okay, everybody,
05:50take out your homework.
05:51We're gonna go over
05:52the stuff that we're
05:52talking about.
05:53Why are you talking?
05:54You killed a horse.
05:56All right, class,
05:57now that Mr. Eddie
05:58is Mr. Daddy,
06:00Mr. Johnson
06:00will be taking over.
06:01Ava, I think that's...
06:02Uh-uh, but Mr. Eddie
06:03is breaking the rules.
06:05Now, I hate to speak
06:06ill of the deceased,
06:07but everything
06:08Dad Jabroni was teaching you
06:09is trash.
06:11All right, class,
06:12you're in good hands.
06:14Janine!
06:15Yeah?
06:16Did you see
06:17that campaign video I sent?
06:18Yes, got my vote.
06:19What, did you even
06:20click the link?
06:21No.
06:22Well, that maniac,
06:22Tina Schwartz,
06:23is running for district liaison.
06:24Look, look at her
06:25Facebook post about it.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27She is still updating
06:28her status.
06:29What a sicko.
06:29Yeah, but look at her platform.
06:31I mean, she thinks
06:31we don't need
06:32a consensus clause.
06:33What the hell is that?
06:35I think I know.
06:36Well, look,
06:37it says she's hosting
06:38a town hall over lunch.
06:39Maybe you could go.
06:41Oh, my God, yes.
06:42All I have to do
06:43is inform the electorate
06:44of her incompetence
06:45and her campaign
06:46will sink itself.
06:47Whew, okay.
06:48I feel better already.
06:49Democracy has never
06:50been more alive.
06:51Stay with Captain Robinson.
06:54Thanks, guys.
06:57Okay.
06:58Yes.
06:58Quick follow-up.
06:59What does it mean
07:00in a dream
07:01if you are on fire
07:02but cold?
07:04Sorry, Barb,
07:05you're on your own.
07:06Hey there, honey bear.
07:07Hey, I gotta go
07:08to the next presentation,
07:09but how about I grill
07:10us up some steaks
07:11and go with our bubbly tie?
07:12Oh, are you sure
07:13you're still allowed
07:13that close to an open flame?
07:15Well, I can tell you
07:16this much.
07:17Captain Robinson
07:17grilled flank steaks.
07:19Chief Robinson
07:20grills ribeyes.
07:21Ooh, what time
07:23should Gerald and I
07:23join you?
07:25Okay, just kidding.
07:26Barb, I'd invite you.
07:28Let me know.
07:30Melissa, that man
07:32is a treasure.
07:33He's got star power,
07:34safety know-how,
07:35and he is absolutely
07:37smitten with you.
07:38Yeah.
07:39I'm gonna dump him.
07:43Okay, you're gonna dump
07:44who exactly?
07:45Because I know
07:46it's not that fine fireman
07:47who is in love with you.
07:49Barb, he got that promotion.
07:51He's basically gonna be
07:52a fire accountant.
07:53Melissa, you can't really
07:55be upset at the man
07:56for getting a promotion.
07:57No, I'm happy for him,
07:59but what's he gonna do?
08:00He's gonna sit at a desk,
08:01do a bunch of paperwork,
08:02teach people?
08:03The hell kind of life
08:05is that?
08:05Okay.
08:07Before you extinguish
08:08that fire, you better
08:10make sure it's dying down
08:11the way you think.
08:13Come on.
08:14Talk to the man.
08:16You two have been together
08:16a long time.
08:18Yeah, you're right.
08:19I owe him that.
08:20Yes.
08:21Let's get advice.
08:21Thanks, Barb.
08:22You're welcome.
08:23A coyote gave it to me
08:24in a dream.
08:25Mm-hmm.
08:27All right, class.
08:30Oh, whoa.
08:32Hey, Jacob Hill
08:33from Abbott.
08:35Oh, wow.
08:36Gosh.
08:38Oh, it's good to see you.
08:39Have a cookie.
08:40Heck, take a couple.
08:41I took him from our break room.
08:43They're from Monday.
08:44It's Friday.
08:45It is.
08:46Uh, where is everybody?
08:47Why aren't issues being discussed
08:49and or debated?
08:50Um, since I'm running unopposed,
08:52this is technically a formality.
08:53Or, no, formally a technicality.
08:56Well, if you don't mind,
08:57I have a few questions
08:58about your platform.
08:59Platform?
08:59Making me sound like an influencer?
09:02Yes.
09:03Okay.
09:04What are your election questions,
09:06Misa?
09:07What is your stance
09:07on the consensus clause?
09:09The Tim Allen movie?
09:11I'm not really into body horror.
09:14What do you think about
09:15the current student-to-crossing guard ratio?
09:17That's a trick question.
09:18I don't see ratio.
09:20Okay.
09:20And, um, yeah, just one more.
09:22Uh, do you even know
09:23what the 51st District
09:24Board of School Commissioner's
09:25liaison representative even does?
09:27And how are you pronouncing that?
09:29Yeah, why are you even running for this?
09:30It seems like you don't care about it at all.
09:32All my friends have kids now,
09:34so I need something to fill my time.
09:37This was fun, you little girl master.
09:39If no one else in the audience
09:40has any questions, though,
09:42then I think it's a pretty good time
09:44to call it.
09:45Lots to think about.
09:46It's great to see you.
09:48Up for me!
09:54I'm not gonna lie to you.
09:56None of your names have great SEO.
09:58Knock, knock.
10:03Howdy, y'all.
10:05So, I know this class
10:06has been through a lot today,
10:07so are we ready to talk about
10:09how improv can solve everything?
10:14Hey, Gregory, I need to talk to you.
10:15It's very important.
10:17Okay, settle a debate
10:18me and the second graders are having.
10:20Would you rather be
10:21a normal human being
10:22or you have superpowers
10:24but you always have to go to the bathroom?
10:26The kids are saying that.
10:26Random reminder, Abbott.
10:28Speaking to Mr. Eddie
10:29is strictly off-limits today
10:30because of the bad choices he made.
10:33I thought she said
10:33she took the cameras out of here.
10:34But she's right.
10:35Stop talking to him.
10:36Sorry.
10:40Mr. Eddie,
10:41what happens when people die for real?
10:50Okay.
10:53Yeah, I'm actually not mad at this.
10:55I don't have to answer
10:56any wild questions from the kids.
10:58I mean,
10:59where was safety day
10:59when Mira asked me
11:00what a BBL was?
11:04Gregor.
11:05I went to Tina Schwartz's town hall.
11:07She wasn't prepared
11:08for a single question.
11:10Tell me,
11:11when you picture
11:11the 51st District Board of School
11:12Commissioner's Liaison Representative.
11:14Do you picture her?
11:16Right.
11:16You can't talk.
11:18But you can listen.
11:20If someone would just run against her,
11:22they would win.
11:23Easy.
11:26My God, of course.
11:28Why can't I be the one
11:30who asks Janine to run?
11:33Great idea, Gregory.
11:35Hey, while I've got you,
11:36settle in.
11:37Elijah and I got into another fight
11:38about ethical shrimping.
11:41This is actually so bad.
11:51Hey, where's my little firecracker?
11:53Feels like I've barely seen you all day.
11:55You hiding from me?
11:55I was just thinking,
11:56this promotion,
11:58that's like something you want?
11:59That's a done deal, or...
12:00Do you not want me to be promoted?
12:02No, I'm just...
12:03He has such a good thing going now.
12:05Like, you really...
12:06You're helping people.
12:07And you ride around
12:09the greatest city in the world
12:11on top of 50,000 pounds
12:13of shiny red metal.
12:16Swinging axe.
12:18Hauling hose.
12:19Be careful.
12:19There's kids here.
12:20I'm just saying,
12:21why would you want to give that up?
12:23For what?
12:23For signing paychecks?
12:25Shhh.
12:29That is a very small part of the job.
12:32I'm going to be assisting
12:33and organizing
12:34the city's emergency response teams.
12:36Are you listening to yourself?
12:37You want to be an assistant organizer?
12:40Why would you want that?
12:41The danger would be gone.
12:43Yeah, exactly.
12:44Would you prefer I kept a more dangerous,
12:46lower-paying job with worse hours?
12:47Of course!
12:48Y'all,
12:49this is a library.
12:51I shouldn't have to tell this
12:52to a teacher and a fireman.
12:55I really thought
12:56you'd be happy about this.
12:58I'm not sure what the problem is.
13:00The problem
13:00is that I didn't sign up
13:02to be with a
13:04desk jockey.
13:06Come on, my class.
13:08Let's go.
13:18Hey, Ava!
13:19How's your day?
13:20Fine.
13:21Well, that's a relief
13:22because I'm having such a hard time
13:23not talking to Gregory.
13:24We normally check in
13:26with each other throughout the day,
13:27but now I have no idea
13:29if he enjoyed his lunch or not.
13:32Hmm.
13:33I also asked him
13:34a really hard would you rather.
13:35I have no idea would you rather.
13:37It really goes to show you,
13:38you know,
13:39one day you're driving
13:39and the next day you hit a horse.
13:41Hold that thought.
13:42Tragic news, Abbott Elementary.
13:44Another safety day accident.
13:45Miss Teagues
13:46was texting and driving
13:47and her car caught on fire
13:48while on the way to improv
13:49and now she's gone.
13:51No, kids, I'm here
13:52and I'm alive.
13:53She was also doing drugs.
13:54Those were her last words.
13:55Ha!
13:56Hey!
14:01How'd the talk go
14:02with Captain Robinson?
14:03I don't think he gets
14:04why I don't want him
14:05to take the promotion.
14:06Honestly,
14:07neither do I.
14:08Captain Robinson
14:09getting this promotion
14:10doesn't seem like
14:11it would change your life at all.
14:12Maybe not directly,
14:14but Barb,
14:14what if he wants me to slow down?
14:16Because that ain't happening, Barb.
14:17I've lived a life of craziness
14:19and that crazy ain't stopping
14:20anytime soon.
14:21And what about
14:22your lifestyle
14:23is going to change
14:24because of this man's promotion?
14:28He's not going to smell
14:28like burning buildings anymore.
14:30Should I get him
14:31to start smoking?
14:32Melissa.
14:33Oh.
14:34It seems to me
14:34that you are more concerned
14:35about your own future
14:37than you are his.
14:39Maybe.
14:40Mm-hmm.
14:41And now that I've helped you,
14:42it's your turn to help me.
14:44Why would I be dreaming
14:46of a volcano
14:48filled with milk?
14:49Barb, that's a sex dream.
14:52But...
14:53Gang, gang!
14:54Chat's low-key
14:55going off right now!
14:56Smile, Holmes!
14:57It's selfie time!
14:59And freeze!
15:01Okay.
15:02Now, using what we learned today,
15:04who spotted
15:04how my bro Harold
15:06messed up?
15:08Anyone?
15:09Janine!
15:10Come on, y'all!
15:11Just the champion
15:11in the 51st District
15:12has been waiting for her.
15:13Gregory and I
15:14had an amazing convo earlier,
15:15and we think that you should
15:16challenge Ms. Schwartz
15:17for office.
15:19Why not?
15:21Look, I know you are not
15:22the hero we deserve,
15:22but you are the hero we need.
15:25Dang, and it's been bugging me
15:26all day, too.
15:27Okay.
15:28No talking!
15:30Now, you were saying
15:31fire is bad,
15:33even though something
15:34that is fire
15:36is really good?
15:38Say more.
15:40I don't know how I would.
15:42Ava,
15:43please revive my friends.
15:44No.
15:45They made the choice
15:46to text and drive.
15:47They were probably texting you.
15:49Okay, you joke,
15:50but now I'm gonna have to
15:50process that hypothetical guilt.
15:52As 51st District members,
15:54what are we gonna do?
15:55I mean,
15:55could you imagine
15:56the damage that could happen
15:57if we let an unqualified
15:58lunatech into a position of power?
16:00Well,
16:01it's working out okay
16:02for this school.
16:03Other places,
16:03not so much.
16:04Somebody has got
16:05to challenge her.
16:06Why don't you do it?
16:09Wait, are you mocking me,
16:10or do you really think
16:11I could do it?
16:11Once again,
16:12do what?
16:13Uh-huh.
16:14You test my resolve,
16:15but maybe it could be me.
16:17I do prefer
16:18grassroots localized elections
16:19over state and hell,
16:20I'll say it,
16:20even federal politics.
16:22Okay,
16:23I'm gonna do it.
16:24I have a campaign video
16:25to record.
16:28Fellow teachers
16:29of the 51st District,
16:30my name is Jacob Hill,
16:31and I am asking
16:32for your vote
16:32for District Board of School
16:34Commissioner's
16:34Liaison Representative.
16:36Ooh!
16:38If little Jacob
16:39could see me now,
16:39he would be thrilled.
16:41And then he'd be like,
16:42we're gay?
16:42Do we have a boyfriend?
16:43Is he hot?
16:44Tell me everything.
16:45And I'd be like,
16:45oh my God,
16:46he's hot.
16:46You have no idea
16:47how hot he is.
16:48So that's a long way
16:49of saying no.
16:50Texting while doing drugs
16:52isn't technically illegal?
16:53Well, the drugs part
16:54absolutely is.
16:55In fact,
16:56and I know
16:56this isn't my sexual...
16:57Where have you been,
16:58Jeanine?
16:58I have been looking
16:59for somebody,
17:00anybody to help me
17:01with my dreams.
17:02Okay, so,
17:03now,
17:04what does it mean
17:05if your teeth
17:06are falling out
17:07of my mouth?
17:09Well, first of all...
17:11Lady!
17:11Please!
17:12I'm trying
17:13to do something here!
17:15Why don't you go sit
17:16with the other
17:16irresponsible teacher
17:17in the back?
17:28Life is random as hell.
17:30I have a friend
17:30who died
17:31when a helicopter
17:31landed on his head.
17:32Is it possible
17:33you maybe hallucinated
17:34this situation
17:35while under
17:35the influence of drugs?
17:36No, I know
17:37what I saw.
17:38Yo, Captain!
17:42Hey!
17:42Come on!
17:44Hey, hey, hey!
17:44Slow down, slow down!
17:45Who, me?
17:46Yeah!
17:47They thought me slowing down
17:48was creeping you out,
17:49Melissa.
17:49Listen,
17:50I'm sorry I was weird
17:51about the promotion,
17:52okay?
17:53It's just,
17:53you and me,
17:54we're fun.
17:55I never know
17:56what we're gonna
17:56get up to next.
17:58That's what I love
17:58about us.
17:59You know,
18:00I just,
18:00I don't want that
18:01to change.
18:03My crazy ass
18:04ain't changing.
18:06It's just
18:06gonna be
18:07in a better chair.
18:08Making more money.
18:10And I was thinking
18:11about blowing
18:12on a Harley.
18:13Really?
18:14Yeah, really.
18:14What do you think
18:14this is for?
18:15Oh, yeah, okay.
18:16Hell, yeah.
18:17I look great
18:18taking my helmet off.
18:19You look great
18:19doing everything.
18:22Congratulations
18:23on your promotion.
18:25I'm really proud
18:26of you.
18:27I should have
18:28led with that.
18:30Chief.
18:33You're nuts,
18:34you know that.
18:35Yeah,
18:36now you're getting it.
18:38Eventually,
18:38I am flying over
18:40what seems to be
18:41the Divine Lorraine
18:43building,
18:43but different.
18:44And then I wake up.
18:46You said flying?
18:47Yes.
18:48Yeah,
18:49that sounds like
18:49a little more
18:49to melatonin.
18:50Yeah,
18:50but I thought
18:51that with your studies
18:52in hallucinations
18:53that you might be able
18:54to help me
18:54understand what it means.
18:56I actually gotta go.
18:58Yeah, but...
18:58I got somewhere
18:59to be at 420,
19:00so...
19:00Miss Howard,
19:01when you were flying?
19:02Yes,
19:03in a dream,
19:04which is something
19:04that nobody wants
19:05to hear about.
19:06We want to hear about it.
19:08Really?
19:09Okay,
19:10let me set the scene.
19:13So,
19:14I am free-falling
19:16and have been
19:17for 20,
19:1830 minutes,
19:19and I don't know
19:20what it means.
19:21Maybe you're worried
19:23you're going to
19:23fall off the bed.
19:27Wow.
19:29Can I run
19:29another one by you?
19:31Circles and X's,
19:33they're probably
19:33going to know that.
19:34Oh, no.
19:36Schwartz,
19:37did you want
19:37a conservatorship?
19:38Not anymore.
19:39I came down
19:40because I saw
19:41that campaign video
19:41that you posted
19:42on the district website,
19:43and I just wanted
19:44to tell you
19:44that you screwed up
19:45because it says
19:46that you're running
19:47for that thing
19:48that I'm running for.
19:49Well,
19:49the only thing
19:50screwed up
19:50is your election chances.
19:52I am running
19:53against you
19:53for 51st District
19:54Board of School
19:55Commissioner's
19:56Liaison Representative.
19:57Ew.
19:57Who told you
19:58to do that?
19:59Good for you,
20:00Jacob.
20:03Hey, why?
20:04Because you
20:05are completely
20:06unqualified
20:07for the position.
20:08Who cares?
20:09Me.
20:09And I cannot
20:11in good conscience
20:12let you take that seat
20:13without a fair fight.
20:15Well, then,
20:16good luck, chump.
20:17Because I always
20:19getting to fight
20:19at the fair.
20:22That's...
20:25She looks great.
20:27Getting out
20:27of this school
20:27was the best thing
20:28that ever happened
20:28to her.
20:29Jacob,
20:30I am very proud
20:30of you.
20:31Even though,
20:32sweetheart,
20:32I have no idea
20:33what that position is.
20:35Where have you
20:35been all day?
20:36He's running
20:36for mayor
20:36of Area 51.
20:37He's probably
20:38going to be
20:38assassinated for it.
20:40Okay.
20:41Okay.
20:42Okay.
20:42All right.
20:44Phew.
20:48All right.
20:49Done for the day.
20:50I can get those
20:50pennies back
20:51and you can talk
20:51now.
20:52Not that you
20:52ever stopped.
20:53Actually,
20:53I think we're
20:54okay being silent.
20:55Whoa!
20:56Damn!
20:57Okay,
20:57I've been waiting
20:58to answer that
20:58would you rather
20:59all day.
20:59If I had to go
21:00to the bathroom
21:00all the time
21:01but I was a superhero,
21:02one,
21:02how badly do I need
21:03to go?
21:03And two,
21:04is it number one
21:05and number two?
21:05Uh, hmm.
21:07Also, you've been
21:07wearing mismatched socks.
21:08Oh, no.
21:08Those were on purpose.
21:10Oh, my goodness.
21:11These are the wrong socks.
21:13You still here?
21:14I just need
21:15to get the other
21:17Wow.
21:20Okay,
21:20number one
21:21but with the threat
21:22of two.
21:23I've been there.
21:24Delicious.
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