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00:04Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:07You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:10Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:12He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:15A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:17He's the kid with an attitude
00:19Shin-chan
00:22He drives his parents crazy
00:24His teachers scratch their hands
00:27Homework's just a dirty word
00:29Rather stay at home than bed
00:32His mama's little angel
00:34Just ask her
00:35But he's a walkin', talkin' blueprint for disaster
00:40Blueprint for disaster
00:44Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:47You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:49Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:52He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:54A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:57He's the kid with an attitude
00:59Shin-chan
01:09Hey, guys, let's play house
01:11Kuliuli, play in house
01:14Oh, geez, that game again
01:16Yes, I'll be the incredibly beautiful model slash mommy
01:21I'm the dad, mild-mannered accountant by day
01:24But at night, a mighty superhero
01:26Ding-dong, it's Pizza Man
01:30Saving the world from sensible dinners
01:33And I'll be our slave
01:35Yo, useless, I'm hungry
01:37I want some junkie monkeys
01:39How's about a knuckle sandwich?
01:40Don't start, you two
01:42Who will you be, Bo?
01:44I wanna be a donkey
01:46Great, every family needs a dog
01:50Meow
01:51Uh, Bo, that's a...
01:54Never mind
01:54Now, who will be the baby?
01:58Max
01:59No, no way, not me
02:01Aw, why not?
02:03Because I'm always the baby
02:05It's not fair
02:06There's gotta be someone else I can play
02:09According to the kids' official play in house rule book
02:12The only parts left are grumpy grandma and pet guppy
02:16Come on, guys
02:18But Max, if you're a good subbie
02:20Next time we can upgrade you to frog
02:22Yep
02:23Wait, uh
02:24The whole idea of playing house
02:26Is to try out the roles we'll be suited for later in life
02:29So I'll play a highly successful doctor
02:32Who can buy and sell the whole bunch of you
02:34Nobody said there was a doctor
02:37Great idea, Cosmo
02:39You can give baby Max his shots
02:42Doggy need to tutu
02:44Somebody take doggy for a walk
02:46Meow
02:48Hey, Bolt's gonna need dog chow
02:51I can run the neighborhood store
02:52Oh, really?
02:54Then who's my kid?
02:55Hello, I'm the mommy, remember?
02:57How can I be a mommy without a baby, huh?
03:01Huh?
03:02Please, madam
03:03Let the doctor handle this
03:05All we need is an extra player
03:07Find some kid who isn't busy
03:09You know, a loser with no friends
03:12That would be you
03:14I'm not supposed to get upset
03:16It makes me break out in itchy hives
03:19I know
03:20Ones or twos are looking for a loser
03:25Whoa, there's one
03:27Hey, I found him
03:28He was all by himself
03:30Nobody plays with this kid
03:32Huh?
03:33The principal
03:36What's up, little people?
03:39Hmm
03:41He doesn't look much like a baby
03:44Whoa, how about a pink ribbon on his mustache?
03:47Huh?
03:47Pink?
03:48He's a boy
03:49Mommy makes upy-wupy from my itty-boo-boo
03:53You naughty boy
03:57All those toys
03:58You can't find anything to play with
04:00I'll get you something
04:02How about your little vroom-vroom?
04:05Beep, beep, beep
04:06There
04:13That's Mommy's little boo-boo
04:14Honey, I'm home
04:16Where's my kiss?
04:18Ugh, sorry
04:19Been kissing up to the boss all day
04:21I'm all kissed out
04:22Sit here, dear
04:23Aren't you going to say hi to Daddy?
04:26Uh, hiya, Daddy
04:28Have you been a good little guide father?
04:31Don't call me guide father
04:33Dear, does the baby look okay to you?
04:35Nah, he looks awful
04:37And he smells, too
04:38Well, that's just his aftershave
04:40We have the only kid on the block who can grow a beard
04:43Dinner time!
04:47Let's eat!
04:51Look, he hasn't touched his shishka dirt
04:54Our son is way too picky
04:56Hey, Junior, no picky at the table
04:59No picky nose
05:00No picky butt
05:01Just picky up food and eat
05:05Yes, Daddy
05:06Nom, nom, nom, nom
05:09Whoa, good soup, Babel
05:11What kind is it?
05:13Delicious cream of mine
05:15Sure, I feel like a moron
05:17But it's worth it
05:18If it gets these little guys to relate to me
05:20Respect I've got
05:22But I want more
05:24Much more
05:24I want to put the pal in principal
05:27I gotta keep this job or I'm out of the witness protection program
05:34This baby's acting weird
05:36Cause he is weird
05:37I mean, look at that stupid hat
05:41You made me wear this hat, Shin-chan
05:44Well, you're gonna let me shave your head
05:46You think he's got gas?
05:48Looks constipated to me
05:51Let's take him to the doctor
05:52This guy's a quack
05:54Who's a quack, you quack?
05:56Oh, now I'm starting to itch
05:59Come on, buy Maxi Mart
06:00We sell all kinds of itching ointments
06:04Meow
06:06Maybe I should just run a zoo
06:08Hey, Doc, can you fix this?
06:10It's broken
06:11What's broken?
06:12This, see?
06:14It's cracked
06:14You're such a pervo
06:17Now, dear
06:19The doctor needs to examine our baby
06:21Not your butt
06:22My butt's a lot better looking
06:25That's not nice
06:28Open wide and say, ah
06:31I said, open wide
06:34Come on, Godfather
06:36Crank open that pie hole
06:41All right
06:44Looks bad
06:46He needs a full exam
06:48Take off his clothes
06:49Huh?
06:50Oh, not really, right?
06:52I mean, it's just a game
06:53We're pretending
06:54So I don't actually have to take off my
06:58You're a nasty, mean baby
07:00No, no, don't cry
07:03Obviously, sir
07:04You've missed the point of this game
07:06We strive for realism here
07:08Now, are you playing or not?
07:10No way to fake it
07:11You gotta get naked
07:15I'm freezing
07:16Freezing
07:18So what's wrong with him?
07:22He has a cold
07:23How did that happen?
07:25See what you get for running around naked?
07:27That wasn't too bright of him, was it?
07:30Incredibly dumb
07:32Except your husband, huh?
07:34Snack time, everyone
07:35Wash your hands and come on
07:37Snack time
07:38Coolie, oohie
07:40I'm starving
07:41Come on, Mr. Enzo
07:43I can't
07:44I'm frozen to the stinking bench
07:46Somebody bring a blowtarch
07:48Time to get up
07:56Are you getting dressed, Chin-chan?
07:59Yeah, yeah
08:00Putting on my socks
08:04That's the toilet seat cover
08:07That's the toilet seat cover
08:08I thought I grew pink hair on my legs
08:11Just get dressed, will you?
08:12You're gonna be late for school
08:13Hurry, I don't want you to miss the bus again
08:16Okay
08:17Because I am not riding you all the way to school on my bike
08:20Mom
08:22Where the heck are your pants?
08:26Mom
08:27I got a problem
08:30Could you help me?
08:33Of course, honey
08:34What's wrong?
08:36Come on, tell mommy
08:37It's...
08:40It's...
08:41This
08:43Which one should I use for lunch?
08:48That's the big problem
08:49The yuh-huh
08:51Two pairs of chopsticks
08:52One lunch
08:53Do the math, mamacita
08:55Huh?
08:56Maybe I'll go with a masked muchacho
08:58No, the psycho-robotical totally rocks
09:01Any other here?
09:04Why do I care?
09:06Here, use one of each
09:07Now go put on your pants before you miss
09:09The bus
09:14Nice go in
09:15You made me miss the bus
09:17You were the one standing around in your underpants
09:23This is pathetic
09:24If only I could drive
09:29You're almost there
09:30You're the world's best driver
09:33Oh, what do you know?
09:35I got you to school early
09:38My butt is killing me
09:40You, I'm the one who has to look at it
09:43Pedal to the metal, Mitzi
09:45I'm gonna miss snack time
09:46Fast enough for you?
09:48And don't call me Mitzi
09:50Hey, Ice Punch!
09:52Women drivers!
09:58Oh, boy
10:00Mitzi, Shin, I'm home
10:02Don't even think about hugging me
10:05You're sweating like fat Aunt Booley
10:07No, I'm not
10:08I got caught in the rain
10:09Oh, honey
10:11Couldn't you get a couch?
10:12Huh?
10:13In this weather
10:14They were all taken
10:15I need a hot shower
10:17Oh, I wish I could have given him a ride
10:20A ride
10:22Yeah
10:25Want a lift, honey bunny?
10:27You're on, Mama Gemma
10:30Hey, not that kind of ride
10:36In a car
10:37A car!
10:39Fine, so stay off of my horse
10:43So you want to get your driver's license, huh?
10:46Well, it would sure make our lives a lot easier
10:48Uh, hon, you think it's a good idea?
10:52Driving takes a lot of patience
10:53And you've got, well, you know, that temper
10:57Tell me about it
10:58Remember when I taped wide load to her butt-ski?
11:02Yes, that was very wrong of you, Shin
11:04Oh, Lise, you're the one who gave me their tape!
11:07She spent the whole day at the mall without noticing
11:09Yeah, until that security guard pulled her over for tailgating
11:12Who, boy, did she go back to Rama?
11:15Ah, her face was the color of this napkin
11:18She totally lost it
11:20I do not have a temper
11:23I have got the patience of a saint
11:25Why, have you ever seen me lose it?
11:27This is the one for me
11:29The all-good driving school
11:31They're local, they're cheap
11:33And they have really hot-looking
11:35Um, uniforms
11:37Right
11:41Whoa, bumper cars!
11:46I want to go on the rides!
11:48We're not here to have fun
11:49Ew, where are all the cute driving instructors from the brochure?
11:54Talk about your false advertising
11:57We're not here to have fun, remember?
11:59I know, I just meant...
12:02Don't leave me alone
12:05Would you like a stick shift or an automatic?
12:08Hmm, well, I guess I want an automatic
12:11Gee, you sandwich, don't give her a gun
12:13She's scary enough
12:15Automatic shift
12:16It's a car, not a weapon
12:18With you driving, a car is a weapon
12:21Thanks for the support
12:23When do I start my lessons?
12:25After the written test
12:26And I'll need a photo ID
12:29No problem
12:31That's me and my junior high production
12:33Flower drum song
12:36My drama teacher said I could have been a big star
12:39All I needed was talent
12:42That's nice
12:43But we need something that's not quite so old
12:47Old?
12:49I don't get it, Mitch
12:50Why can't you use an old picture?
12:53I mean, you are an old lady
12:55But my ears still work pretty good
13:09You memorized the booklet already?
13:11It was cake
13:12I'm gonna ace this driving test
13:14Go ahead, ask me some questions
13:17Okay, let's see now
13:19Anything at all, because I am ready
13:21Okay, we'll start with traffic signs
13:23Like this
13:24What's this one mean?
13:27Hmm
13:29That's
13:32Got it
13:33Don't drink and drive
13:35No
13:36You said you studied this
13:38You mean it's wrong?
13:40The yuck-ha
13:41It means slippery when wet
13:44Bingo
13:44But how'd you know?
13:47Even a kindergartener knows that
13:49Maybe I should get the license
13:54You're both crazy
13:56That road's not wet
13:57Look, it's not even raining
13:58Good luck on the test
14:02Mrs. Nahara?
14:03The results of your written test
14:05Oh, good
14:07You're frail?
14:08No way, Smarty
14:10I bet I got an A-plus
14:12Unless there's a higher score
14:13Let's see
14:15Let's see
14:20You tanked, huh?
14:22So what if I don't know a bunch of silly traffic laws?
14:25Most people ignore them anyway
14:27I'm going to drive
14:28And nothing is going to stop me
14:30Be afraid
14:32Be very afraid
14:42I'm going into driving class now, Shin
14:44You're leaving?
14:46But what about me?
14:48Well, I'll just be in the next room
14:50And you're going to play in daycare, remember?
14:53It'll be fun
14:55Give it to me straight, Ma
14:57You're going to leave me here forever, aren't you?
15:01You're never going to come back, kid
15:06Sweetie, that's not true
15:07Pinky swear
15:10Oh, Pinky swear
15:12Come here, baby
15:13Mommy!
15:15Don't you worry
15:17Mama's not going to leave her boy
15:18Not ever
15:24Shin-shan-no-hara?
15:26Guilty
15:27Ready for daycare?
15:29Oh, I get you
15:30Ciao, Mitzi
15:31Right
15:33Look at all these kids
15:34I feel like I'm back in school again
15:37What a rush
15:39Huh, that old chick doesn't have a license yet?
15:41Kind of pathetic
15:43Oh, check it out
15:45That old chick doesn't have a license yet?
15:47That is so totally pathetic
15:49Uh, excuse me
15:50Is anyone sitting next to you?
15:52Oh, no, but I would not mind some company
15:56Cool
15:58I've still got the old magic
16:00Over here, babe
16:01Huh?
16:01You can sit with her
16:02Thank you, ma'am
16:05Ma'am?
16:06I'll be back in five minutes
16:07That long?
16:10I'll miss you
16:11I'll miss you too
16:12No, I'll miss you first
16:13I'll miss you more
16:16Bye
16:18Could you move over?
16:21I'm not deaf
16:23I'll miss you
16:24I'll miss you too
16:25Get a room
16:28Let's see
16:29Where's car 42?
16:31Oh, there it is
16:32Uh-oh
16:33He's my teacher
16:34What a prune puss
16:37Yoo-hoo, waiting for me
16:39Mrs. Nahara
16:41Right
16:42I am Mr. Bream, your driving instructor
16:45Hi
16:46Tell me about your experience in a car
16:48Well, uh, there was that road trip last summer
16:51My husband felt kind of fresky
16:53And he pulled over so we could
16:55You know, excuse me
16:56I don't see how that's any of your business
16:57It's not, thank God
17:00I meant have you ever driven?
17:02Oh, oh
17:04Nope
17:04Guess you'll just have to teach me
17:06Lucky me
17:06Get in
17:07Right
17:10Mrs. Nahara
17:11Yes?
17:12You're in the passenger seat
17:14Oh, it's where I always sit
17:18So I
17:19Pretty funny, huh?
17:21Hilarious
17:22I feel I may regret this
17:24But get behind the wheel
17:25Right
17:30Now, what's the first thing you need to do?
17:34Um, find a good radio station?
17:36Vitally important, of course
17:38But besides that
17:39Before you start to drive
17:41You should always
17:44Huh?
17:45Oh, go potty
17:47I remember one time
17:48We were stuck in traffic
17:49And I'd had three sodas at the mall
17:51And I thought I was gonna explode
17:52I was so f-
17:53Spare me your bathroom habits
17:55I'm talking about your seatbelt
17:57Oh, yeah, right
17:58Now check the mirror
18:00Good idea
18:03There's no need to fix your hair
18:05Really?
18:06Well, super snip scores again
18:11Cool wheels, huh, Shin-chan?
18:14Wanna drive it somewhere?
18:16Maybe to my grandma's Christmas party
18:18But it needs to come fully loaded
18:19Like my Uncle Bo's
18:22Okay
18:25Ah, I'm driving
18:27I'm driving
18:27You haven't even pulled out yet
18:30Now, didn't you forget something?
18:32Did I?
18:34Let's see
18:35Purse
18:35Diet shake
18:36Emergency candy bars
18:38Have you received a sharp blow
18:40To your head recently?
18:42Why, no
18:42Well, you're about to
18:44Release the safety brake
18:47Then put your turn signal on
18:49Shift the drive
18:50Step on the gas
18:51Like now
18:58Slowly
19:02We're moving
19:03We're moving
19:03I don't believe it
19:04Eyes on the road
19:05Eyes on the road
19:06Sorry
19:07Slowly
19:08That's right
19:09Yikes
19:09The curve
19:10What do I do?
19:12I don't know
19:13Maybe turn
19:15Which way?
19:16Surprise me
19:17Just turn
19:18Right
19:19Turn
19:20Turn to
19:21Today
19:24Don't panic
19:25Okay
19:25I won't
19:26I was talking to myself
19:28Stop turning already
19:29Make up your mind
19:30Put it in reverse
19:32Reverse
19:33Reverse
19:34I know
19:34Reverse
19:37Come on
19:39Green light
19:40Green light
19:40Go
19:41Good boy
19:42You stopped at the crosswalk
19:43Always yield to pedestrians
19:45Say whatcha
19:46For instance
19:47What would you do
19:48If I were crossing the street here?
19:50Give you a lift
19:51You're a one cute patootie
19:54Thanks
19:55But what if a little old man
19:57Were crossing
19:58I'd find a bitter crosswalk
20:00Stop
20:00Shin, no
20:02Even if a fat, gross, ugly weirdo were crossing
20:05What would you do?
20:07Keep driving
20:07But keep my eyes shut
20:09Never mind
20:11Telephone
20:12Thanks
20:12I'm pretty sure it's for me
20:15Coming
20:15I think I'm getting the hang of this
20:21The keys to relax
20:24Roadhog
20:25Sorry
20:26Sorry
20:27Huh?
20:28Huh?
20:29Huh?
20:30Huh?
20:31God damn
20:31Wait!
20:32Stop that kid!
20:34Hey!
20:36Hey!
20:38Pack it up!
20:42What are you doing?
20:42Shin-chan, what are you doing?
20:44What are you doing?
20:45New boyfriend, huh?
20:47Boyfriend?
20:48This shriveled up old skis ball?
20:50Pardon me
20:51Oh, um, I'm so sorry
20:54I didn't mean I
20:54Lesson's over
20:55You fail
20:56The streets wouldn't be safe
20:58With a ninny like you
20:59Behind the wheel
21:01Hey!
21:01Who are you calling a ninny?
21:03Skinny
21:04What kind of cockamamie teacher are you anyway?
21:06Yelling at me?
21:07Pushing me around?
21:08Why don't you learn to control your deafer?
21:10Ah!
21:11Ah!
21:12Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:15At least the kid can drive
21:17Yeah
21:18Ah!
21:19Ah!
21:20Ah!
21:21Ah!
21:23Shin-chan!
21:26Say hey!
21:28Shin-chan!
21:41Hey, hey, Shin Chan
21:51Shin Chan
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