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00:04Say hey, hey, Shin-chan, you're looking for trouble, he's your man, say hey, hey, Shin-chan, he's breaking the
00:13rules the best he can, a little bit rude, a little bit crude, he's the kid with an attitude,
00:19Shin-chan, he drives his parents crazy, his teachers scratch their hands, homework's just a dirty word, rather stay at
00:31home than bed, his mama's little angel, just ask her, just ask her, but he's a walkin', talkin', blueprint for
00:39disaster, blueprint for disaster,
00:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shin-chan, you're looking for trouble, he's your man, say hey, hey, Shin-chan, he's
00:52breaking the rules the best he can, a little bit rude, a little bit crude, he's the kid with an
00:58attitude, Shin-chan!
01:04This skirt that last year must have shrunk, oh, oh, that ought to do it.
01:12Oh, that kid.
01:15Ow!
01:17You're going on another diet?
01:20Yep, and this one's gonna work.
01:23All it takes is willpower, and baby, my tanks are full!
01:27That's what you said last time, and I woke up one night to find you chewing on my leg.
01:31Don't be silly, you were just dreaming.
01:33You left teeth marks.
01:34Look, this time it'll be different.
01:36I'm following a strict four-point plan.
01:39One, no midnight snacks.
01:41Oh?
01:41Two, when I do eat, it's very small portions.
01:46Right, and what's three?
01:48No more between-meal treats.
01:50Sure, and what's four?
01:52I'm gonna exercise my butt off, but not at some expensive gym.
01:56I'll just work extra hard cleaning the house, and lose weight for free.
02:00Hey, this might actually work.
02:03I'm proud of you, Mom.
02:04Allow me to help.
02:05Well, thanks, Shin-chan.
02:11All I had was that one little piece.
02:14Think of it as one less belly roll.
02:16Right.
02:17Thanks a lot.
02:22Okay, Mama's set to sweat.
02:24Yeah, yeah.
02:26Feel the burn.
02:27Exercise those hips and thighs.
02:30Work that wrist.
02:31Round and round.
02:32Bend and twist.
02:33Up and down.
02:35I'm feeling lean, and the house is clean.
02:38I'm a big bad exercise machine.
02:41Ma, I think you missed a spot.
02:43Yeah?
02:44Where?
02:46Huh?
02:47Just look at my room.
02:49It's a pig pen in here.
02:51I cleaned your room ten minutes ago.
02:54You made this mess, didn't you?
02:56Yeah.
02:57What's your point?
02:58Clean it up yourself.
03:01Just trying to help, Mitch.
03:03Looks like those thunder thighs could use a bigger workout.
03:10Oh, well.
03:12At least now the house is spotless.
03:15Come on, Lucky.
03:16On the carpet.
03:17Good boy.
03:18Huh, Chin-Chan, what are you...
03:21Oh, look at all of this dirt.
03:24Yeah, I dragged him through a mud puddle.
03:26Oh, and you might want to check your bedroom.
03:28That chili dog I gave him showed up again.
03:32So move your feet up, Mama Sita.
03:34Work those flabby abs.
03:36You're right, Honey Bonnie.
03:38My abs do need to work out.
03:41Some skull crunches ought to do the trick.
03:44No, one.
03:45And two.
03:46And three.
03:47And four.
03:48And...
03:51Oh, boy.
03:53Hard work really kills your appetite.
03:55I'm not the least bit hungry.
03:59Oh, who am I kidding?
04:01Get your barbecue here.
04:04Barbecue right off the grill.
04:06Get it while it's hot.
04:07What are you doing?
04:08Oh, nothing.
04:09Just playing pretend.
04:11Oh, yeah?
04:11Pretend what?
04:12Uh, pretend barbecue boy.
04:14We got your honey smoked ribs.
04:17Charbrough chicken.
04:18Boy, oh, boy.
04:20Nothing like the smell of grilled meat.
04:23Yum, nummy, num.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:27You're holding up the line, lady.
04:28You buying or what?
04:30Closer, closer.
04:32Take a whiff.
04:33This smell's 100% fat-free.
04:38What the heck are you doing?
04:39Just pretend.
04:41Shin-Shin, please don't torture mommy.
04:43I'm trying to stick to my diet.
04:45So, can't you play something else?
04:48Anything else?
04:50Uh-huh.
04:51Anything you want.
04:53Ice cream!
04:55Get your ice cream here!
04:57We got double fat fudge, peppermint pig out, chunky butt banana.
05:01Don't play ice cream man either.
05:04Suddenly, I'm hungry for some reason.
05:10Here's a good game.
05:11See how many you can fit in your mouth at once.
05:13Coolie-ooley.
05:15That'll keep him quiet.
05:18Yum.
05:29I will not think about food.
05:31I need to be strong.
05:33I want to be thin.
05:34I want...
05:34I want a cookie.
05:39Go away!
05:40Whatever.
05:46You okay, honey?
05:47How's the diet going?
05:49She's never going to stick to it.
05:51All she thought about today was food.
05:53It's true.
05:54I kept having these crazy visions of barbecued ribs and ice cream and...
06:00Uh, maybe you should just give up on this diet thing.
06:03Don't be silly.
06:04I want to lose at least 10 pounds.
06:06What for, hon?
06:08I think you've got a really cute figure.
06:10You should eat as much as you want.
06:12Oh, honey.
06:14Don't tell her that.
06:15She'll check your plate.
06:17It's okay, Mom.
06:19You can have some of my dinner.
06:21As much as you want.
06:23Here.
06:23And this.
06:24And this.
06:25This.
06:26And this.
06:27All your green peppers.
06:28How generous.
06:30I know.
06:32Eat hearty now.
06:34Hey!
06:35Nice try, but eat your own dinner.
06:37I'm still on a diet.
06:39Why?
06:39You don't have to do it for me.
06:41Me either.
06:42I like you big.
06:43I can hear you coming.
06:44Guys, I need to do this for me.
06:46I promised myself I wouldn't quit.
06:48So I won't give up.
07:00I guess it wouldn't hurt to have just one bite.
07:04Just one tiny...
07:08Oh, that's good.
07:10Maybe just one more teeny tiny little...
07:31So I'm guessing the diet's over.
07:33That house-cleaning idea was the best.
07:35I didn't lose a single pound.
07:38Well, better she use the whole fridge than my leg.
07:41Got that right.
07:42And I'll start a brand new diet tomorrow.
07:50Listen up, little people.
07:52It's almost time for the all-school junior Olympics again.
07:55And I'm sick and tired of Happy Bunny Kindergarten getting its pants beat off.
08:01So we're gonna whip you bunnies into shape with a good old-fashioned military workout.
08:06Who wants to sweat?
08:08Me, I wanna sweat.
08:09Bye, Father.
08:10Don't call me good, Father.
08:12I object.
08:13This is cruelty to children.
08:15If you wanna make us sweat, what's wrong with the Swedish sauna?
08:19Then we could cool our parched little throats with an iced cocoa mocha frappuccino.
08:27Whoa!
08:28Drank too fast!
08:29Brain freeze!
08:30Huh?
08:31Huh?
08:32Fall in, soldiers.
08:33Your first mission is to take this bridge.
08:37Yeah!
08:39I can't hear you!
08:42Sir!
08:42Yes, sir!
08:50Move it or lose it, soldier.
08:53Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:58Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:02Max, would you come on?
09:03You're holding up the whole platoon.
09:05Scary!
09:06You go...
09:07You go first.
09:08Mm-hmm.
09:12It's a bridge.
09:13I told ya.
09:15Ha!
09:15Ha!
09:16Ha!
09:16What is this?
09:18Bridge over to Wivakwai?
09:20Based on my calibrations, this structure is completely sound.
09:24So there's no danger at all if you stay in the middle and don't...
09:27Sway back and forth!
09:29Ah!
09:30Ah!
09:31It's an earthquake!
09:32Somebody help!
09:34Huh?
09:35You're shaking the bridge!
09:37Ah, really?
09:38This is shaking the bridge!
09:40Shut it out!
09:41Gee, Sam, but you don't have to yell.
09:43Sometimes I think you don't like me.
09:45You're right, monkey boy.
09:47I don't like you.
09:49I love you.
09:51I worship you.
09:53I bet it's a relief to let those feelings out, isn't it?
09:58Okay, junior commandos.
10:00The goal is to get past these pegs as quickly as possible.
10:03Now!
10:03Yes!
10:04Now!
10:07Picha!
10:08Shinshan's cheating!
10:11Come on, Max!
10:12Let me through!
10:14Hurry up!
10:17Do it!
10:18Do it!
10:24No, don't say it.
10:27You kissed me on the lips.
10:30I fell.
10:32I fell for you, too.
10:33Oh, no.
10:34They say I'm a bad girl.
10:36But you could change all that.
10:38You and your rich uncle's $40 million trust fund.
10:43You have got to stop watching those soaps.
10:46Huh?
10:53Wow, look at her go.
10:55Oh, Miss Uma, you climb as fast as a spider.
10:58What a coincidence.
11:00I'm known as Black Widow on the web.
11:03That's why no one dates her.
11:05They eat their husbands.
11:06What was that?
11:17Now hear this.
11:19You soldiers are not what I call working to your full potential.
11:23I guess you need some incentive.
11:25What do I got to do?
11:27Maybe rough up your daddies?
11:29Only kidding.
11:31Here's my offer.
11:33First kid to finish the course gets a little something special.
11:38Whoa!
11:39Something special?
11:41Yes, Shin-chan.
11:42It's a free trip to Hollywood.
11:46Where you'll receive a lifetime supply of brainless bikini babes.
11:50Courtesy of Chalky Chews.
11:52Twice the sugar, half the nutrition.
11:54Mr. Enzo, sir.
11:55Shin's thinking about naughty no-nos again.
11:58I should have never gone into the witness protection program.
12:03Okay, just hold on to the ring, Bo, and swing across the water.
12:07Here, don't let go now.
12:09Whoa!
12:11No!
12:14That was great, Bo!
12:16Woo-hoo!
12:20Thanks.
12:22Your turn, Shin-chan.
12:23Here I go.
12:24Go ahead.
12:25Here I go.
12:26So do it.
12:27Here I go.
12:28Then go already.
12:30Okay.
12:30Now I'm really going.
12:32Here I go!
12:34Here I go!
12:36Oh, just go!
12:38Ah!
12:38Ah!
12:39Ah!
12:40Ah!
12:41Ah!
12:41What a bonehead!
12:44Cosmo!
12:45Let go of my legs, man!
12:47Let go of me!
12:49Ah!
12:49Get your stinky old socks out of my face!
12:52Shin-chan, you'll never win the prize this way.
12:55Right.
12:56The prize!
12:57Incoming!
12:59Ta-da!
13:01Oh!
13:02Oh!
13:02Oh!
13:03Oh!
13:04Oh!
13:04Oh!
13:05Oh!
13:05I'll get you for this chimp face!
13:08Can you see him trying to follow me?
13:10Gee, some kids will do anything for a lousy prize.
13:13Hey!
13:14I'm the one who got bopped in the face!
13:16You let go of that ring on purpose!
13:19Well, excuse-a-moo!
13:21You told me, let go!
13:24Let go!
13:25Let go!
13:25So I did!
13:26My brain hurts!
13:30Froggy frog!
13:32Jump!
13:33My leg!
13:34Ow!
13:35Ow!
13:35Ow!
13:36Ow!
13:36Ow!
13:40I'm coming, Shin-chan!
13:43Hey!
13:44What took you so long?
13:45Let's see your leg.
13:46Don't bother.
13:47It's fine.
13:48I wouldn't mind seeing yours, though.
13:50You said you were hurt.
13:52I just wanted to see if you'd save me.
13:54I wouldn't leave you out here alone.
13:58Oh, no!
13:59We're sinking!
14:00Well, you are!
14:01Huh?
14:03Sorry.
14:04My mom goes all haka-lililil if I get my pants wet.
14:09Oh, don't worry about getting your wallet wet.
14:12I borrowed it to buy gumballs.
14:17Gee!
14:18So we all get a prize just for trying our best.
14:22Uh-huh!
14:22We all win!
14:23Looks like I'm the only one who lost today.
14:27Ugh.
14:27Just throw that cheap outfit away.
14:30Trust me.
14:31You haven't lost much.
14:33Except my mind?
14:36I know how you feel, Dor.
14:38That Cosmo is such a troublemaker.
14:40Oh!
14:41I heard that!
14:46Going out to eat a mamacita?
14:48I'm eating at K for coffee.
14:50Try not to blow up the kitchen again while I'm gone.
14:52Hey!
14:52They should put a warning on soda cans.
14:55Do not shake until fizzy and then heat and microwave.
14:58Oh, Dad's still sleeping.
14:59Better wake him up so he can keep an eye on you while I'm gone.
15:02Gotcha!
15:03Did you win the lottery or something?
15:06Better.
15:06For the next hour, you're Dad's problem!
15:11Yes!
15:14So, Doctor, how do you discipline a problem child?
15:18Let me stop you right there, Bob.
15:19There are no problem children.
15:22Just problem adults.
15:23Adults who don't understand that their young son,
15:26it's usually a boy in these cases,
15:28is simply trying to express affection for them.
15:31He looks so peaceful.
15:33You're ashamed to wake him up, don't you think?
15:35But if you're into something destructive,
15:36his parents should praise him for it.
15:38Absolutely.
15:39In even the most extreme cases,
15:42the child is seeking love and approval.
15:49Mmm, coolly-ooly, Sonny Boy.
15:51You deserve a reward.
15:53How's about a billion Chalky Chews
15:55and a wet bikini babe's calendar?
15:59A child is considered weird or even dangerous,
16:03is harmless as a fuzzy teddy bear.
16:06And the wise parent will just relax and let him do his thing.
16:10Fascinating.
16:11We'll be right back after this important message.
16:14Hey, kids.
16:15Huh?
16:16Get a kick out of crime fighting?
16:18Like some punch with your lunch?
16:20Well, if you want to be macho, dress like Muchacho
16:23with the official Mask One mask and booster belt.
16:26Mask Muchacho is a registered trademark of Flammable Funwear Incorporated.
16:29Junior Chalk Strap sold separately.
16:30And don't forget Chalk Strap mystery meatballs,
16:34found wherever livestock byproducts are sold.
16:38Are you feeling not so fresh?
16:41Huh?
16:42Huh?
16:44Huh?
16:49Huh?
16:50Huh?
16:52Huh?
16:55Huh?
16:55Uh-oh.
16:56Ah!
16:59Ah!
17:02You shaved my eyebrows?
17:05You little yucks!
17:06I'm gonna noogie noogie your nose up.
17:09And from now on, nothing to eat but liver!
17:12Mmm!
17:13Liver and cereal!
17:14Liver in your lunchbox!
17:16Bobbing around in your milk!
17:23This sushi seaweed looks like eyebrows.
17:30Too groucho.
17:37Oh!
17:37Ah!
17:38What am I crazy?
17:39That doesn't work!
17:41Ah!
17:42Way better!
17:43Not!
17:45I am so dead!
17:46Huh?
17:51Uh!
17:56What?
17:57Uh-huh!
18:00Aaaaaah!
18:02Woah!
18:02Teleh!
18:04Uh-commerce!
18:05Oh-huh...
18:07...get away!
18:09Get away!
18:10What time is it?
18:126 a.m..
18:13You go back to sleep. I got some packing to do.
18:16Only six? I guess I could get some more Z's.
18:20But as long as I'm awake, I might as well get up.
18:24What's the matter, Shin? You look funny.
18:28I'm not the only one.
18:31I'm going to go splash some water on my face.
18:35Dad, look!
18:36Huh?
18:38Let's do it again! Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
18:42You make me very, very proud.
18:44I'm home!
18:47Hi, honey, I...
18:48Daddy!
18:49Shin-Shin, you're smothering me.
18:50I love you, Daddy!
18:53Huh?
18:55Harry, your eyebrows!
18:57Huh? What about them?
18:59Maybe you should look in the mirror.
19:04Oh, my!
19:07Give it to me straight. How bad is it?
19:10Oh, not as bad as you think.
19:13It's...
19:13Well, it's actually...
19:14Kind of...
19:15Really, really bad.
19:26Hey, get a grip!
19:27What the heck is so funny?
19:29You look like a connect-the-dots puzzle!
19:35Dad, I think you should borrow this.
19:38You know, honey, you look a lot better.
19:40It's unconventional, but it does hide the eyebrows.
19:43So, what do you think?
19:45Can I wear it to work?
19:46Oh, what about them?
19:52You said they made me look better.
19:54They do.
19:55That's the problem.
19:56I know.
19:57You can pretend your eyebrows burned off when the kitchen exploded.
20:01Huh?
20:02Sure, we'll bandage you up.
20:04Say you took some shrapnel from Shin's cola bombs.
20:07Whoa, you're a genius, Mama Cita.
20:10Yep, I think we got the problem covered.
20:13Well, it's a definite improvement over those glasses, huh?
20:18Not bad.
20:19Doesn't look too stupid.
20:20No way.
20:21In fact, you could start a whole new trend.
20:24Uh, a trend?
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:27Band-Aid Brows.
20:29The safe and easy face-piercing alternative.
20:32So, the guys at work won't make fun of me?
20:34No.
20:36You sure?
20:37Totally.
20:38Right?
20:39Right.
20:41I hope so, because I hate when people laugh at me.
20:44Don't worry.
20:45What kind of person would laugh at you?
20:46Yeah, like totally rude, dude.
20:53Huh?
20:54Huh?
21:06Fine.
21:07Yoke it up.
21:08Go on.
21:09Anybody want to play connect-a-dots, huh?
21:13I'm sorry.
21:15You just look so stupid.
21:17Well, if you think that's stupid.
21:18Woo-hoo.
21:21Woo-hoo.
21:21Woo-hoo.
21:21Woo-hoo.
21:22Ha-ha.
21:23Shin-chan.
21:26Say hey.
21:28Shin-chan.
21:31Woo-hoo.
21:41Say hey.
21:43Shin-chan.
21:50Chin Chin
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