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00:04Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:07You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:09Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:12He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:14A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:17He's the kid with an attitude
00:19Shin-chan
00:21He drives his parents crazy
00:24His teachers scratch their hands
00:27Homework's just a dirty word
00:29Rather stay at home in bed
00:32His mama's little angel
00:34Just ask her
00:35But he's a walking, talking blueprint for disaster
00:40Blueprint for disaster
00:44Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:47You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:49Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:52He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:54A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:57He's the kid with an attitude
00:59Shin-chan
01:07Yo, mamacita
01:08Aren't you too old to be drawing pictures?
01:13Gee, Sammich, that's the worst cow I ever saw
01:16It's not a cow
01:17If it's supposed to be a cat, it's even worse
01:20I'm writing letters
01:22Friendships are important, Shin
01:24We need to keep in touch with the people we care about
01:27It shows they're appreciated
01:28That's deep
01:30I bet there's someone you appreciate
01:33Someone who cooks your meals, cleans your clothes
01:36And loves her little boy very, very much
01:38Anyone spring to mind?
01:40Not really
01:41Okay
01:52Yes?
01:55Shin-chan, what are you doing here?
01:58Mom says we should touch the people we like
02:00I'm here to touch you
02:02Where should I start?
02:04It's Saturday, so you got nothing going on, right?
02:07Huh?
02:09Hot stuff coming through
02:11Oh, wait a minute
02:12Don't worry, I'll just make myself at home
02:14Whoa!
02:16This is worse than my room
02:17Give me a break
02:19I'm on vacation
02:20If Principal Enzo knew about this
02:22You'd think he'd trust you with our impressionable little minds
02:28I was just cleaning up
02:30Boy, when I think of the grief you gave me
02:33For stuffing melted cheese in my cubby
02:35But I didn't tell the principal, did I?
02:39Right, because we're buddies
02:40Right?
02:43Don't look at me like that
02:46Jeez, you're worse than my mother
02:49What are you doing here anyway?
02:52Huh?
02:52Well, I...
02:55I felt bad for you
02:56Living here all alone, I...
02:59I thought you'd want some company
03:01Really?
03:03Oh, that's sweet, but...
03:05How come a girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend?
03:08Well, actually
03:09There is someone
03:11I was hoping he'd call this weekend, but
03:14He hasn't yet
03:15Newsflash, here's why
03:17You still play with toys
03:19What are you, four?
03:20Keep your paws off my puppy!
03:23So how's your vacation going?
03:26Whoa, back off, sis
03:27You're getting a little personal
03:28What was I thinking?
03:31Hmm
03:32Good news
03:33I've decided to stay overnight
03:36Ha!
03:38No!
03:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
03:53Huh?
03:55Shin's with you?
03:56Yes
03:56And he mentioned something about spending the night
03:59But...
04:00Oh, that kid
04:01Sorry, he must be driving you crazy
04:03Not at all
04:05I love having my students visit
04:07Really?
04:08Then keep him
04:08Huh?
04:09Well, I'll pick him up in the morning
04:11You guys have a great time now
04:13Oh, we've got rubber sheets
04:14He wets the bed
04:16Yippee!
04:18Mama's got a night off
04:23Can't we turn this thing any louder?
04:25I'll just order up a load of junk food
04:27That'll keep him busy
04:29On the other hand
04:30Do I really want to see what this kid's like on a sugar high?
04:35Shin-chan, what do you want for dinner?
04:37Huh?
04:40Hey!
04:41What are you doing?
04:42Do you shop at Victoria's Treasures?
04:44My dad gets the catalog
04:46Says he just reads it for the articles
04:48Where I buy my underwear is none of your business
04:50That's a yes
04:51Stop that!
04:52Whoa!
04:53Lots of drawers over here
04:54Get this straight
04:56No one's allowed in my drawers
04:57Another reason you're still single
05:00Shin-chan, if you don't behave yourself
05:02I'm gonna send you right home
05:04Oh, come on
05:05You need me around
05:07For practice
05:07You know, you might have a kid like me someday
05:10Ever think that's why I'm still single?
05:16Boy, that smells pretty good, huh?
05:18Yeah
05:19You should thank me for this
05:21At least you got a date on Saturday night
05:24Actually, I was hoping
05:25Never mind
05:26He didn't call
05:28You know Dirty Pete, the chef at Burger Barn?
05:30He knows how to flip him
05:32But that takes special talent
05:34Oh, yeah?
05:38Whoa
05:41Hey, guest waiting for a bath here
05:43Just a sec
05:44Darn, I thought I had an extra toothbrush
05:47You need to brush your teeth
05:48What for?
05:49They're baby teeth
05:50They're gonna fall out anyway
05:51Shin-chan, you don't want to get cavities
05:54Know what?
05:55The drugstore's right downstairs
05:57I'll go buy one for you
05:58That's your dinero
06:01So, if you're planning to travel this busy holiday season
06:04Boogerhead
06:05She said boogerhead
06:07Are allowed on holiday travel
06:11Yeah, what?
06:12I'm busy
06:14Shin-chan, O'Hara
06:15What?
06:16Who are you?
06:19I'm back
06:21Geez, Sammich
06:22Get a lot of wrong numbers here
06:25Oh, sometimes I do
06:26Every now and then
06:27But it's not much of a problem
06:29Why do you ask?
06:30Some guy called
06:31Said his name was
06:32Slicky
06:33Vicky
06:33Sticky
06:34Ricky?
06:35Whatever
06:35Real nosy, too
06:37Wanted to know who I was
06:39And then he's all like
06:40Ooh, sorry
06:41Must have got the number wrong
06:42And I'm like
06:42Don't tell me your problems
06:44I'm watching TV
06:45Okay, dude?
06:47Don't worry
06:48He won't call back
06:49I don't
06:54Hey, my mom doesn't even wash my ears
06:58That's why there's so much wax
07:00I could stick a wick in your head
07:01And light you up like a jack-o'-lantern
07:03You mad?
07:04Come on
07:05How'd I know he was your boyfriend?
07:08He's not
07:08He's just a very nice guy
07:11We met at the carnival
07:13He won my teddy bear for me
07:15Puffy
07:16You should give it back
07:18Look, he's not even waterproof
07:20Oh, Shin-Chan
07:27Kids can be quite a handful
07:28But I really do love them
07:31Yeah, it would be nice to have one of my own someday
07:34They're puffy
07:43But what's the rush?
07:50Lucky
07:51Lucky
07:52Lucky
07:53Lucky
07:55Lucky
07:55Lucky
07:58I'm looking for my lucky
08:00It'd be so yucky
08:02If I find him squished by a big humongous chucky
08:06Hey, look!
08:09Have you seen my lucky?
08:11Teeth are kind of fucky
08:14This time he won't get away
08:17This time, Heishi's gonna make a sale
08:20I've sold every sucker on my beat
08:22The baby book by Rinky Dink
08:25Except those miserable Doharas
08:27But do I give up?
08:30They don't call me hunting down, Heishi, for nothing
08:37Focus, Heishi
08:38This is for the 100% sales record
08:41And the year's supply of corn pads
08:44Don't let this kid blow it like last time
08:47Wait, little boy
08:50Help!
08:51There's a guy in a dress changing me!
08:54Squires
08:55That lousy kid
08:56I could have made division manager
08:58If I hadn't been arrested
09:00Well, that's not gonna happen this time
09:02Rinky Dink battle cry
09:10Well, I guess you can go
09:11None of the mental hospitals reported a missing patient
09:14I'm sure you realize why we had to check
09:18Two arrests in one month
09:20Yeah, that'll look great on my resume
09:24It's the kid
09:25Little boy
09:29Remember me
09:31I saved some Rinky Dink books just for you
09:36The Heishi
09:37My name is Heishi
09:40Miss Heishi
09:41Tell your mom I want to see her, okay?
09:44She doesn't let strange men in the house
09:48I'm not a man
09:49I'm a lady
09:50Just like your mom
09:52Hey, watch that talk
09:54My mom's no lady
09:55True
09:56Now that I think about it
09:58That weirdo followed me home
10:01Call 911
10:02I sell children's hugs
10:05Get lost, you grandma
10:08I'm safe
10:09Oh, tell her it was a misunderstanding
10:12I bet she'll buy you a nice educational book
10:15Wouldn't that be swell?
10:18Ooh, a book?
10:20Yeah, there's a bribe
10:22See ya
10:22Gotta look for Lucky
10:24Lucky?
10:25Is that your dog?
10:26Uh-huh
10:27I can't find him
10:28Oh, well, isn't that just too bad?
10:34So if I help you find him
10:36You'll tell your mom to buy some Rinky Dink?
10:38Uh-huh
10:39Shouldn't be too hard
10:40Unless the poor little thing's been
10:43Great
10:43Tell him his dog's dead, why don't you?
10:46His mom will love you for that
10:49Cheer up, little guy
10:51We'll find him
10:52Don't you worry
10:53Hunt him down
10:55He-she is on the case
10:56Huh?
10:58What?
11:03Maybe Lucky'll come if he smells his favorite treat
11:06Good idea
11:07I'll buy him a dog biscuit
11:09Make a cheesecake
11:10Huh?
11:11He likes the deluxe double layer with strawberries
11:14Oh, I bet I'll make a two
11:16He's hungry
11:17I'm not buying cheesecake
11:21Okay
11:22If you don't want to help me
11:24Oh, my
11:27Here, Lucky
11:28You can lick the paper
11:29I'm already losing money on this deal
11:31I'll have to sell two books just to break even
11:34Hey, mister
11:35It's Miss, okay
11:36I'm just being boned
11:38Whatever
11:39Look
11:40This isn't working out
11:42Maybe Lucky's not coming
11:44Because something's scaring him off
11:46That would be you
11:48Thanks for the cheesecake
11:50Hey, what the
11:51That little ape got me again
11:53Rinky Dink
11:55Attack
11:57Huh?
12:00No customer gets away from hunt him down, he-she
12:03I'll track him with this
12:15Huh?
12:16Found you, Lucky
12:17Yes
12:20Rock, paper, scissors
12:23Hey, I let you hide
12:25Now count to a hundred
12:28Yes
12:29Yes
12:29Yes
12:31Yes
12:31Yes
12:32Yes
12:44He's coming back this way
12:49According to this
12:50He should be right here
12:52Hmm?
12:57Nice try
13:00Okay, short stuff
13:02I know you're in here
13:12He's on the move
13:13That way
13:15What is he?
13:17An Olympic runner?
13:19I love it
13:23I'm ready
13:28Cheep, cheep
13:30Cheep
13:31Cheep
13:34Meow
13:34Meow
13:35Meow
13:36Meow
13:37Meow
13:39Meow
13:40That way
13:40Or this way
13:42That way
13:43Meow
13:44Meow
13:44Meow
13:45Meow
13:45What's going on?
13:48Got me again
13:50Meow
13:51MeowME
13:52Lucky, stop that!
13:58Gotcha.
14:03Well, you beat me again.
14:06I know all the tricks, kid.
14:08Best in the business.
14:09But I finally met my match.
14:13I'm off to the hospital to get these ribs taped.
14:16You know, kid, you're rinky-dink material.
14:19If you ever want to go into sales,
14:22give Heysi a call.
14:31Oh, come on.
14:41Oh, Harry.
14:43Haven't you fixed that fan yet?
14:46I will. No problem.
14:48I'm just missing a part.
14:50Yeah, the part of you that can fix things.
14:53Too hot.
14:55Teeth melting.
14:57Jeez, Ma, why'd you break our fan?
15:00Me? You're the one that broke it.
15:06Oh, no.
15:08Look out!
15:09It's the evil destructor.
15:17It'll take months for my hair to grow back.
15:21Good thing I still have this wig.
15:23When Shin tie-dyed my hair.
15:26You know, they say heat like this can drive you insane.
15:30What if I go crazy?
15:32How could we tell?
15:33I know. Let's buy an air conditioner.
15:36We can use the money we were saving to send Shin to obedience school.
15:40Huh?
15:40Say what, y'all? Obedience school?
15:43But, honey, I finally got the dog trainer to take him.
15:47We agreed it was our last hope.
15:49Forget that. I'll paper train him myself.
15:51I want that air conditioner.
15:54Oh, sweetie bear, this is so important to me.
15:57You're not going to say no to your little wifey, are you?
16:00Watch your fingers. She's going to bite.
16:02We don't need an air conditioner, hon. I'll fix the fan.
16:06Right. Like you fix the microwave.
16:08Every time I use it, now I glow for hours.
16:10We are buying an air conditioner!
16:14You kill him, Mitch.
16:19Whoa-wee!
16:21Whoa!
16:22Electronic City. They've got everything here.
16:26Pretty good prices, too. What's in that bin?
16:28Oh, who cares?
16:35VCRs are on sale!
16:37So are TV-ers!
16:44I'm coming, Mama!
16:46Come and get it!
16:47Yeah!
16:47Hmm, we could use a new video camera.
16:51Goody-goody!
16:53Hey!
16:55I always wanted to be on TV.
16:57Dad! Dad! It's a horror movie!
17:00Shin, that's not funny.
17:01Tokyo, let me die!
17:03Run! It's Godzilla!
17:05Let's check out computers.
17:09Okay.
17:10Huh?
17:11Yes, the Vibrolux is our most popular massage chair.
17:14It's a ticket to Paradise.
17:16Your own private vacation on Logahide Island.
17:20Relaxing, isn't it?
17:21Yes, but what's that smell?
17:23That would be me!
17:25Huh?
17:25Huh?
17:28I'm burping up those salami gems I had for breakfast!
17:34We should get Shin a computer.
17:36I don't know, Harry.
17:37He'll just spill something sticky on it.
17:39He's a big boy now.
17:41He doesn't do stuff like that anymore.
17:44Where is he, anyway?
17:45Shin?
17:46Shin-chan!
17:48Shin-chan!
17:49Stand back, people!
17:52I had a quart of soda with those salami gems.
17:56Ever see what happens when you shake a soda bottle?
17:59Little boy, you're not going to...
18:06Salami gems, soda.
18:08What else did you have for breakfast?
18:09Here we are, air conditioners.
18:11Let's check it out.
18:14Look at all of them!
18:16No impulse buys now.
18:18Let's take time and get the right one.
18:21Hey.
18:22This one's cool.
18:24Works with a remote.
18:26Whoa!
18:27Oh, we can't afford this one.
18:29Yeah, it'll cost you.
18:31But trust me, the house will be cold enough to hang meat in.
18:34How do you know so much about it?
18:36Bo's dad bought one.
18:37You know, the janitor with the lazy eye?
18:39Oh, great.
18:41So it's official.
18:42Every moron in town has an air conditioner but us.
18:45Do you folks need an air conditioner?
18:48Us?
18:48Oh, no, no.
18:49We have one, two, three, actually.
18:52We're just looking for a spare.
18:53Don't mind her.
18:54She's loopy from breaking our fan with her head.
18:57Now she's all bald on one side.
18:59Oh!
19:02Oh!
19:02Oh!
19:04Little family conference.
19:05Excuse us.
19:07Okay.
19:08Let's check the sales catalogs.
19:11Okay.
19:12I'm bored.
19:13Here's a cheap one, but it wouldn't last a week.
19:15Oh!
19:16How about that one?
19:17Bored and hungry!
19:19Well, it's energy efficient, but...
19:22Mm-hmm.
19:22Feed me!
19:24Oh!
19:25What could you do?
19:27What could you do?
19:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
19:30Please.
19:31Let's just buy one and go home.
19:34Oh, I'm all for that.
19:36Can't go wrong with this baby, folks.
19:38This year's model, practically new.
19:41Previously owned by a little old lady from Yokohama.
19:44Hardly ever used.
19:45Said the wine reminded her too much of her late husband.
19:49Hmm.
19:50Seems like a good deal.
19:52Not for a used one.
19:54Can't you knock a little off the price?
19:56You don't know my boss.
19:58If I knock off the price, he'll knock me off.
20:01Gee, Sammie, you got a loogie in there or what?
20:04Huck it up already.
20:07Stay out of this.
20:08We're bargaining.
20:09Yeah.
20:10If you want a good deal, you need to play the game.
20:13Hooly-ooly.
20:14A scissors cut paper.
20:16But I...
20:18You lose, loogie boy.
20:20Shin.
20:20Shin.
20:21Look, just to get this thing over with, I'll give you a discount.
20:24How about five bucks off?
20:26Outta way, loogie!
20:30Hold that phone, bub.
20:32Huh?
20:33How come this one's cheaper?
20:35Oh, that's last year's model.
20:38So, the one you're trying to sell us will be cheaper next year?
20:42Uh, technically.
20:43Family conference.
20:49Don't buy it?
20:50Huh?
20:50Not till next year.
20:52Then it'll be last year's model.
20:54We'll save a bundle.
20:56But it's hot this year.
20:58Big deal.
20:59It's just a little heat.
21:00Why do we need an air conditioner anyway?
21:02Just fix the fan.
21:09Well, at least we spent the day in an air-conditioned store.
21:13Yeah, if it's hot tomorrow, we'll go shopping for microwaves.
21:17You guys stay here.
21:19I'm gonna go stand in the traffic.
21:21We'll have to.
21:23Shin-chan.
21:26Say hey.
21:27Shin-chan.
21:31Ooh.
21:40Say hey.
21:42Shin-chan.
21:45Ooh.
21:50Shin-chan!
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