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مسلسل The Watcher مترجم - Episode 1
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01:00Well, we gotta see it first before we know if we want it.
01:04Do you want to go inside and look around?
01:05No, Carter. We're just gonna drive past the house really fast and just throw all our money at it.
01:10That's how you buy a house.
01:11Look at these trees. Gorgeous.
01:15There must be a country club around here, huh?
01:23Okay, we're coming up on it.
01:25There it is.
01:27Oh, my God. This is it.
01:30Honey, I can't believe this.
01:44Hey, Carter. We're not gonna run around like animals, okay?
01:53Oh, my God. It's even nicer than the photos.
01:56I told you.
01:57It's stunning.
01:58Lake View, Lake Access.
02:01Did you say Lake Access, Mr. Brannock?
02:03I did, Mrs. Brannock.
02:09Hey, Ellie.
02:11What, are you reading Pride and Prejudice on that thing?
02:13I'm just texting pictures of our new house.
02:16It's not our house.
02:18Yet.
02:20Hey.
02:21Who's that guy?
02:24It's our competition, buddy.
02:26You should run in there, scare him away.
02:30Come on, Ellie.
02:32You better worry about mine.
02:34Come on, Ellie.
02:39Once you go, look around.
02:40Okay.
02:42Whoa.
02:45It's a little sterile.
02:46I don't know.
02:47I think you can make it perfect, right?
02:49Like you always do.
02:50Stop.
02:53I'm gonna go make sure they don't destroy the place.
02:54Okay.
03:01What do you think, kid?
03:03There's a pool.
03:05Okay, Jasper.
03:07Time to go home now.
03:08Come on, Jasper.
03:10Jasper.
03:11Come on.
03:11Time to leave.
03:13Let's just...
03:13Jasper, I'm gonna go without you.
03:15I am...
03:16Hi.
03:18Jasper, say hello.
03:21Hello.
03:22Hi.
03:23A baby skeleton has a hundred more bones than an adult skeleton.
03:32It's this dumbwaiter.
03:34You know, it's a national treasure.
03:36I'm the president of the local preservation society.
03:40We've had 14 meetings about this dumbwaiter alone.
03:44Oh.
03:47It's a national treasure.
03:50Lovely house.
03:54Take your phone out.
03:56Google dumbwaiter.
04:04Hello.
04:05Hello.
04:07Can you sign in for me, please?
04:09Oh, yeah, sure.
04:15Karen?
04:19Nora?
04:20Nora Miller?
04:21Oh, my God.
04:23Shut the front door.
04:26This is incredible.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28How are you?
04:29Oh, my God.
04:29I haven't seen you in a million years.
04:30Wait, are you...
04:31Are you showing this?
04:32Yes, yes, I am.
04:33I don't think I've seen you since RISD, right?
04:35Nope.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:37You look fantastic.
04:39Please, you do.
04:40You look amazing.
04:41No.
04:41And it's Nora Branick these days, which still feels weird after all this time.
04:46What about you?
04:47You were married, right?
04:48I was married, yeah.
04:50Long story.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:51But anyway, what about you?
04:53I never pictured you ending up in the suburbs, because you were, like, crunchy.
04:58You know, before that was a thing.
04:59I was not.
05:00I saw that piece about you in the Times.
05:02I mean, oh, my God.
05:04Some giant gallery show.
05:06My first solo.
05:07Ceramics.
05:07At a new gallery in Tribeca.
05:09You are fucking doing it.
05:11Because look at me.
05:12Not me.
05:12I'm like, fuck painting.
05:14You know, I'm just going to marry rich.
05:16It's easier that way.
05:20Hi.
05:23Dad, Dad.
05:26Yeah, buddy.
05:27Look.
05:28There's an elevator.
05:29Actually, it's called a dumb waiter.
05:31I just found out all about it.
05:32You know, they used to send food up and down between the floors.
05:37That's so cool.
05:38I know.
05:38Can we try it out?
05:40That is a great idea.
05:41Yeah, go upstairs.
05:43Send it up.
05:56Sick.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:16Dad, don't do that.
06:18Hey, you okay?
06:19What is it?
06:20It's nothing.
06:21I just...
06:22Ah, you don't love it.
06:25It's not bad.
06:26What is it?
06:26I'm going to miss all my friends.
06:28Oh, Bubba.
06:29You know, we're only going to be an hour away from the city.
06:32And besides, I never see you talking to your friends in person.
06:35It's always on the TikTok and the snap crackle and the...
06:39See, but what makes it really unique is that, you know, it's a sophisticated house, but it's really feminine, you
06:47know?
06:47And you never see it.
06:48Oh, excuse me.
06:50Did indentured servants build this home?
06:52Do you know?
06:57I mean, how would I know?
07:00I thought you might.
07:02It's a beauty, isn't it?
07:06Gotta see the pool.
07:08It's a more realistic blue than the ocean.
07:18Nora, come see.
07:22Nora, come see.
07:41There he is.
07:43Dean!
07:44Honey.
07:45Karen, this is my husband.
07:47Karen and I went to RISD together, and guess who's showing this house?
07:50Oh, you're kidding.
07:51Mm-hmm.
07:52Bubba, Bubba, I mean.
07:54Oh, good stuff.
07:57So, what do you think?
07:59Yeah, I love it.
08:01Yeah.
08:02I love you.
08:03Oh, honey.
08:04I want to make an offer.
08:06What?
08:07Really?
08:08That easy?
08:09Yeah.
08:10Okay.
08:10Yeah.
08:11All right, then.
08:13You two discuss, and I only have to tell you that there's, you know, two other offers on the table,
08:17and you just have to go over asking, so take deep.
08:23Okay.
08:24Thanks, Karen.
08:28Come on, Steve.
08:30This is America, right?
08:31Everybody buys a house they can't afford.
08:33You know what the problem is?
08:34What?
08:35The bankruptcy.
08:36That was ten years ago.
08:37Dean, there's only so much I can do.
08:39The fact is, with your current income, you guys just don't qualify for a jumbo loan this size.
08:45What if it wasn't a jumbo loan?
08:49Just...
08:50What if we did a big down payment?
08:53All our savings pulled...
08:56All of our stocks cashed them in, our IRA, and just pulled everything, took the tax hit, and put it
09:01into the house.
09:02Then it's not a jumbo loan, right, Stevie?
09:04I mean...
09:05I mean...
09:05Maybe, maybe.
09:07But you're taking on a lot of risk.
09:08You've got to see this house, Steve.
09:11It's by a lake.
09:13Okay?
09:13There's no traffic, but people don't even lock their doors.
09:17It's safe, man.
09:18Come on, Dean.
09:19Shit can happen anywhere.
09:20It's branding.
09:21I don't care.
09:23I want my kids to have their own rooms.
09:26I want them to have a yard.
09:28It's big enough for them to play in.
09:30The schools are better.
09:31I'll do whatever it takes to get this house.
10:03I'll do whatever it takes to get this house.
10:05I don't care.
10:13I'll do whatever it takes to get to get this house.
10:15Good morning.
10:34Honey, I'm home.
10:40Hello.
10:55Hey, Dad?
10:56Yo.
10:57Where's his leash?
10:59I don't know, buddy.
11:00Ask your mom.
11:01Hey, just don't let Sprinkles run all over the house, okay?
11:04There's a reason he has that name.
11:05I don't want him peeing all over the wood floors, okay?
11:08No, no, no.
11:09Get him out.
11:09Go.
11:10You good?
11:11Yep.
11:13Hey, wait.
11:14Dad, when's the piano coming?
11:15Honey, they're delivering it right now.
11:17Put the phone down for a second.
11:19Look out the window.
11:19You'll see.
11:21Love you, too.
11:31Get a load of this.
11:33Oh, Jesus.
11:37We got a problem here.
11:42Hey.
11:43Hey.
11:43What do you think?
11:44I just finished him last week.
11:46Made him for here.
11:48I think they're perfect.
11:52Can you smell that?
11:54Smell what?
11:56Hair.
11:57It's different here.
12:00I can breathe.
12:05Everything's different.
12:09I always felt like if I left New York, my career would just go with it.
12:14And look at the gallery show going so well.
12:18I'm selling pieces.
12:20It's like, God, what took us so long?
12:24Oh, and I found a Genere chair on first dibs.
12:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:31We agreed, right?
12:32We don't spend any more money until we redo the kitchen in the basement, okay?
12:36No Genere.
12:37No Target.
12:38None of it.
12:39Okay.
12:40Huh.
12:41So how come you get to rip out the perfectly good white marble countertops?
12:47Yeah, see, that's different, that's different because, you know, Carrera marble is so 2009 and, you know, when I'm making
12:54my special pasta on Sunday with the red wine, I don't want to have to worry about it staying in
13:00the marble.
13:02Oh, really?
13:02Yeah.
13:05Okay.
13:06Hmm?
13:06Deal.
13:09Come here.
13:16Are we happy, Mrs. Pranik?
13:18Hmm.
13:21I think we are, Mr. Pranik.
13:23Hmm.
13:24Hmm.
13:29.
14:11Hey, sailor.
14:43Oh, yeah, get off.
14:47Mommy's coming, honey.
14:50She's coming.
14:58Oh, my gosh.
15:08Well, I can't hear anything.
15:10No, I swear, there was definitely music playing in here.
15:14Hey, what's going on?
15:17Ellie just said she heard music up here.
15:20You're wearing lipstick.
15:21Where'd you get that?
15:23Did you tell her she could wear lipstick?
15:24Well, it was just there in my room.
15:27Okay, how about you don't wear someone else's lipstick, okay?
15:30Well, how about we don't wear lipstick at all, honey?
15:32You're not even 16 yet.
15:34Okay, but every other girl at school is...
15:36Well, you're not every other girl, okay?
15:38Well, Mom and Dad work really hard when we're living in the city
15:40to protect you from this kind of thing, right?
15:41Protect me from what?
15:43Lipstick?
15:43Ha-ha.
15:44Very funny.
15:45Come on, just stay young as you can for us, please.
15:48For as long as you can.
15:49Please.
15:49Okay, fine.
15:50I'll wash it off.
15:53What the fuck?
15:55Hey, guys.
15:56Pizza night.
15:57Let's order some pizza.
15:58Pizza night.
16:45Honey, where'd you put the filter?
16:52I thought I locked the door.
16:54Wait, you didn't, honey, because the guy was just standing there, super creepy.
17:00So, have you told him that we're perfectly capable of fetching our own newspaper?
17:04Yeah, I definitely told him.
17:06M.M. Brent.
17:06I don't think he...
17:08I don't know.
17:08He seemed mentally challenged or something.
17:11Dearest new neighbor at 657 Boulevard,
17:14allow me to welcome you to the neighborhood.
17:16How did you end up here?
17:18Did 657 Boulevard call to you with its force within?
17:23657 Boulevard has been the subject of my family for decades now,
17:26and as it approaches its 100th birthday,
17:28I've been put in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming.
17:32Someone watched the house in the 1920s,
17:34and someone else watched in the 1960s.
17:37It is now my time.
17:39Do you know the history of the house?
17:41Do you know what lies within the walls of 657 Boulevard?
17:45I wonder what brought you here.
17:48I see already that you have flooded 657 Boulevard with contractors,
17:52so that you can finish the basement.
17:54Why was it left that way?
17:56It might not frighten you yet,
17:58but it will.
18:00What else didn't they tell you?
18:03Okay.
18:04Okay, let's get going.
18:06I'm gonna be late for school.
18:11Come on, guys, let's go.
18:14You have two children.
18:16I have seen them.
18:17Are there more on the way?
18:20Will you let Jack know I won't be in today at a family day?
18:25You need to fill the house with young blood.
18:28Better for me.
18:29It was greed that brought your children here.
18:32Once I know their names,
18:33I'll call to them.
18:35And draw them to me.
18:40Who am I?
18:41There are hundreds of cars that drive by each day.
18:44Maybe I am in one.
18:46Look out any of the windows in 657 Boulevard
18:49at all people who stroll by each day.
18:52I think this way, Ben.
18:54Maybe I am one.
18:56This message will not be the last.
18:58Welcome, friends.
19:00I am the Watcher.
19:04First, I'd like to say you have every right to be upset.
19:08If I got a letter like that, I'd be a little scared, too.
19:10Let's be clear, Detective.
19:12Nobody's scared.
19:13We're pissed off is what we are.
19:15Oh, I get it.
19:16But here's the good news.
19:19Westfield's maybe the safest town in America.
19:21Well, I've been on the force for many years now,
19:24and in all my time,
19:25there have been zero instances in violent crime.
19:27There's no murders.
19:29We've had a few disappearances here and there,
19:30but that's it.
19:32Disappearances?
19:32I gotta say, I don't think you're in danger.
19:35And I'm not sure there's much we can do,
19:36if I'm being honest.
19:37I think there's a lot you could do.
19:39You could analyze the handwriting.
19:41You could run DNA
19:42where they lick the stamp in the envelope.
19:46Sure.
19:47We could do that.
19:48Takes about a month.
19:50But if that makes you feel comfortable, great.
19:51But my gut tells me
19:54this is just a prank.
19:55What kind of person pulls a prank like this?
20:00Look,
20:01off the record, you've got a neighbor.
20:04Jasper Winslow.
20:05He's harmless.
20:06We occasionally get called out
20:07because he's doing something weird.
20:08Throwing pebbles at a screen door
20:10or standing at someone's fridge
20:12making a sandwich.
20:13So,
20:14we just, uh,
20:16keep an eye on him.
20:17So you think he wrote this?
20:22Here's what we'll do.
20:23We'll run the DNA
20:25and in the meantime,
20:26we'll make sure there's a squad car
20:27going by every few hours.
20:29I'll send a message
20:30we're looking out for you.
20:32We know how deep you had to dig
20:34to afford that place,
20:35so we want you to make you feel welcome.
20:36We want to make you feel safe.
20:39And you are safe.
20:41Okay?
20:44What do you think he meant by that?
20:46How he had to dig deep
20:47to afford the house.
20:48How does he know?
21:05Hey there, neighbor!
21:08Hey!
21:09Uh,
21:11can I just ask what's going on here?
21:12Why, why you're in my garden?
21:14I'm Dean.
21:15And this is Mitch,
21:16and I'm Maureen.
21:17My friends call me Mo.
21:18Big Mo.
21:19And we were wondering
21:20if you could get your daughter
21:21to stop playing that piano.
21:22Or buying a keyboard,
21:23maybe with some headphones?
21:24Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
21:26I don't really understand
21:27because, you know,
21:27my wife and I,
21:28we can't get her to play that thing.
21:29And to answer your question
21:30that you practically shouted,
21:32we are doing what we've done
21:33for the past 20 years,
21:35which is getting in our vitamin D
21:37and harvesting the wild arugula
21:38that grows along the fence.
21:39We used to call it rocket.
21:41Now it's all French.
21:42Gotta call it arugula.
21:43Or else they're racist
21:44or some piece of bullshit like that.
21:46Okay, okay.
21:47Uh, look,
21:48you are on my property.
21:53All I'm doing
21:54is harvesting the arugula
21:55that I planted
21:56and it's migrated
21:57from my side of the fence.
21:58Yeah, well,
21:59can you just pick
21:59the arugula that's growing
22:01on your side of the fence?
22:02I just told you
22:02it migrated
22:03to this side of the fence!
22:06Here's how the sun goes.
22:08Full sun, full sun,
22:09full sun, full sun.
22:10Blocked!
22:10Now, if you were arugula,
22:12which side of the fence
22:13would you pick?
22:14Basic fucking horticulture, friend.
22:16Well, look,
22:17hey, how did you get in here, anyway?
22:20Through the hole
22:20in the bushes, Sherlock.
22:22Only been there for 50 years.
22:24I mean, who is this guy?
22:25Did he even look at this house
22:26before he bought it?
22:30Ah!
22:32You know?
22:37If you'd been nicer,
22:40you and us,
22:42we could have been friends.
22:44Look how it's folks around here.
22:47We watch out for each other.
22:51Now I'm going to be watching you
22:52for different reasons.
22:55Come on, Mitch.
22:58Let's go make the most delicious
23:00fucking salad of our entire lives.
23:03Oh, that folate
23:05keeps you young.
23:07It's good chatting with you.
23:10We'll see you around.
23:14We'll still keep an eye on you.
23:21We'll see you around here.
23:22Why would you buy
23:23your son a weasel?
23:24It's a ferret.
23:25It was just a reward
23:26for moving out here.
23:28He's a cute little guy.
23:29Peas everywhere.
23:30The ferret, not my son.
23:32Bye, Karen.
23:33Looking good.
23:35Eat a dick, Stephanie.
23:36What?
23:37Yeah, bye.
23:38Bye, guys.
23:40Oh, my God.
23:41I can't stand her.
23:42She's trying to bone my boss, Darren,
23:43and it's just,
23:44it's so embarrassing.
23:46Because you know what?
23:48This bitch is single,
23:49and she's in the best shape
23:50of her life.
23:52Watch out, Darren.
23:53Get it, girl.
23:54You ready?
23:55Make it challenging.
23:57Ooh, shit.
23:58Ooh!
23:59What's wrong with the Prius?
24:01Oh, nothing.
24:02Yeah.
24:03Nothing.
24:04I guess, you know,
24:05it's just, you know,
24:06how people present themselves
24:08in Westfield is, you know,
24:10like, kind of a thing.
24:12Yeah, I just want a nice life.
24:14Well, you're gonna have that.
24:16I mean, you can have that.
24:17But you shouldn't be embarrassed
24:19or, you know, feel guilty
24:20about wanting the life, you know?
24:24I know you probably think deep down,
24:26oh, I should live in squalor,
24:28you know, because you're an artist,
24:29but fuck that.
24:31I mean, this is what people want,
24:34you know?
24:35It's this.
24:36This is the life they want.
24:38All of this.
24:40You should have it.
24:41And you know why?
24:42Because you're rich.
24:45Yeah, see, we're not rich, though,
24:48if I'm being honest.
24:50I mean, Dean's salary's okay,
24:54but, uh...
24:55And he is about to make partner,
24:58but we're, you know,
25:00we've had some troubles.
25:06What are you talking?
25:08You're talking about, like...
25:10I'm sorry,
25:11but you're talking about financial trouble?
25:12Yeah, yeah.
25:13I mean...
25:14Right?
25:15Yeah, I shouldn't even bring it up,
25:16but, um...
25:18Shit.
25:19You know what it's like.
25:20You make a couple bad investments,
25:22and next thing you know,
25:23you're spending the next ten years
25:25trying to dig yourself out.
25:26God, yeah.
25:27So, marriage, it's hard.
25:31Well, you know, right?
25:34What was your husband's name?
25:36His name was Rick Bluck.
25:38Bluck.
25:39I know.
25:40He sucked.
25:41He really did.
25:42He just, uh...
25:45And he was a real, like, pussy,
25:46and he couldn't, like...
25:49He couldn't make his junk...
25:52He couldn't make his junk work.
25:54It was a mess.
25:55He tried to blame it on me,
25:56and it made me feel like garbage.
26:03He got in his car one day,
26:04and, uh,
26:05he just, like, fucking left me.
26:08Oh, God.
26:11And I just really fucked with me.
26:14So then, you know,
26:15I'm not a mean person,
26:16but I thought,
26:20fuck you, Rick.
26:21Fuck yourself.
26:22You go fuck yourself.
26:24I'm gonna fucking take you down,
26:25and you know what I did?
26:28I fucking took that house from him.
26:31I figured a way to take it,
26:32and it's all mine now.
26:36And now he's fucked financially.
26:42And you know what?
26:43I am living my best life.
26:47And you should, too.
26:54Can I ask you something?
26:57Please don't tell anybody.
27:00Okay.
27:01A couple days ago,
27:03we got a really threatening letter.
27:06What?
27:06Yeah, about the house.
27:08Really creepy.
27:10Addressed to us.
27:11Said they were watching the house.
27:13They were watching us.
27:16Jesus.
27:17Yeah.
27:17That's creepy.
27:18Did you call the cops?
27:19What?
27:20Yeah, but they say
27:21there's not much they can do.
27:23You know, I was thinking about it,
27:25and I thought,
27:26maybe it's someone we outbid.
27:28Because people can be weird
27:29about that stuff, right?
27:31Mm-hmm.
27:33I mean, there were
27:33multiple bitters, right?
27:36Could you find out
27:37who they were?
27:38Because that'd be so helpful.
27:41Sure.
27:47Watch this.
27:47Watch this, guys.
27:48It's a trick.
27:49Here, look.
27:50Can you get him off the table,
27:51Carter?
27:51See?
27:52Look at that.
27:52See?
27:53It's a great trick.
27:54Isn't that cool?
27:55Yeah.
27:55It's not really a trick.
27:55He's just standing up
27:56to eat some food.
27:57I'm going to go teach him
27:58how to ride the dumbwaiter.
27:59Absolutely not.
28:00Be careful, please.
28:02Come on.
28:02It'll be a fun ride.
28:04We got him that thing
28:05to feel comfortable in the house,
28:06and you're the one
28:07who said yes to a ferret.
28:08It's the ferret
28:09I'm worried about
28:10getting too comfortable.
28:12Ellie, where'd you get that shirt?
28:14You need a bra strap sticking out.
28:17So?
28:18What do you mean, so?
28:19We got neighbors.
28:21Be careful what kind of message
28:22you want to project, okay?
28:24Dad, come on.
28:25What, come on?
28:33You're going to practice
28:34your piano now?
28:36It's gotten into you.
28:38You never used to be like this.
28:42Honestly.
28:45You know,
28:46we always talked about
28:47raising a strong young woman
28:50who owned her sexuality.
28:52What?
28:53She's just grown up
28:53way too fast.
28:56Don't worry, buddy.
28:58Don't be scared.
28:59It's going to be a fine.
29:23What?
29:27Oh.
29:29Oh.
29:29Get up!
29:31Oh my God!
29:32Get up!
29:33Get up!
29:33What happened?
29:34Who's in there?
29:35Who's in the dumbwaiter?
29:40Do not come back to our house again!
29:43Oh, Paige!
29:43Where the fuck do you think?
29:45Stop this!
29:46Get out!
29:46And you stay out!
29:47What are you doing?
29:49Are you alright?
29:51Oh my God!
29:53What was he?
29:54Was he in the dumbwaiter?
29:56Yeah.
29:56Well, my a thousand apologies.
29:57The last owners let him do that.
30:00He's harmless.
30:01If I find you in my house again,
30:02I'm gonna fuck you up, Jasper, okay?
30:04Did you just threaten him?
30:06What is wrong with you?
30:08What's wrong with me?
30:09I'm not the one that broke into the house
30:10and started writing the dumbwaiter, lady.
30:12Well, all the previous owners were just fine
30:14with him doing that.
30:16Every owner for the past 60 years.
30:18To a person, that dumbwaiter was their favorite part of the house.
30:22They loved that dumbwaiter.
30:23And they loved that Jasper loves playing in it.
30:26And that's why the Preservation Society works so hard to keep it.
30:30Look, I don't know many people with a dumbwaiter,
30:33but I don't know anybody who'd be okay with some stranger
30:35breaking into the house and writing on it.
30:37That's what's wrong with the world these days, you know?
30:40The word neighbor just doesn't mean what it used to.
30:42Okay, okay.
30:43How about we just say no one rides the dumbwaiter?
30:46No, wait.
30:47You know what?
30:47Better idea.
30:48I hate to break it to you, Professor McGonagall,
30:50but we're actually gonna be doing some renovation in the house.
30:52I'm thinking about ripping out the dumbwaiter.
30:55You wouldn't dare.
30:56I'll just tell the Preservation Society that, uh,
30:58we don't need a dumbwaiter
31:00because we plan on having our meals in the dining room,
31:04together, like a normal family,
31:06not on multi-levels or whatever they used to do
31:08on downtown fucking Abbey!
31:10I see. That's what you think of American history.
31:12Just complete disregard.
31:15So, what else are you planning on doing around this house?
31:18Maybe tearing out all these annoying trees?
31:22Yeah, yeah. Actually, I am.
31:23No.
31:23I'm gonna rip out all the annoying trees.
31:25No, we are not.
31:26We are now so I can upset this one.
31:27Do not even think of it.
31:28My God.
31:30You... you see that oak tree right there?
31:33That is a sawtooth oak.
31:35She's about to celebrate its hundredth birthday.
31:38That tree is an integral part of this community.
31:42Something you will never be.
31:44Couple of yuppies waltzing into town.
31:46She's called yuppies?
31:47Thinking you can do whatever you want.
31:49Trees have memories, you know,
31:51and they can talk to each other through their roots.
31:54That's not science fiction.
31:56That's science fact.
31:58And it happened just a few months ago.
32:01Horrible yuppie couple came in here,
32:04chopped down a 90-year-old chinkapin tree.
32:07Didn't get a permit.
32:09Didn't even use the wood to make baby cradles.
32:12Everyone knows that chinkapin oak makes the finest cradles.
32:15Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
32:16You know what?
32:16You are welcome to keep acting like a raving lunatic,
32:20but I'm gonna have to invite you off my property.
32:22You can be a lunatic on your own property.
32:24Real comedian.
32:25Good night.
32:26Well, you better watch yourself, funny guy.
32:29What?
32:31I got my eye on you.
32:37Just ignore.
32:39Come on.
32:40We are getting an alarm.
32:43Save the trees!
33:01Hi.
33:02Uh, I'm Dakota with Vanguard Security Solutions.
33:07Hi.
33:08Yeah, come on in.
33:09Come on in.
33:10Here.
33:14Sensors on every door, every window.
33:17Okay.
33:17And, uh, yeah.
33:19Oh, and how many cameras do you think we need outside?
33:24Probably ten.
33:26Three in front, two on each side, and then another three in the back.
33:29Something like that.
33:30Right.
33:31That may be overkill.
33:32No, no, that's okay.
33:33Overkill's good.
33:34Cool, cool.
33:34Those will take a minute to install.
33:37I just gotta order some stuff.
33:38Yeah, look, I just gotta ask.
33:40How much do you think this is gonna cost us?
33:42Ballpark.
33:43Ballpark.
33:43Uh, ballpark.
33:45I think maybe 7,000.
33:48Are you serious?
33:50I could look at numbers again.
33:51No, no, no.
33:51That's okay.
33:527,000.
33:53It's great.
33:54How can you afford to charge so little?
33:57Well, it's a young company.
33:59You know, I'm still trying to break into this market.
34:01Oh, it's, it's your company?
34:03Yes.
34:03But how, how old are you?
34:06Uh, just turned 19.
34:08But I was always kind of a savant with this kind of stuff.
34:11You know, tech gadgets, computers.
34:14Okay, you know what?
34:14You got a deal.
34:15You're hired.
34:16Thank you, sir.
34:17Okay?
34:177,000, not a penny more.
34:19We have a deal.
34:20Okay, very good.
34:21Why don't you go have a look around?
34:22I'm running late for work.
34:23Okay.
34:25Great meeting you both.
34:47Hey.
34:49Who are you?
34:51Uh, just the alarm guy.
34:59So, uh, where are you off to?
35:03Don't get any ideas.
35:05I'm jailbait creep.
35:06I'm jailbait creep.
35:07I'm jailbait creep.
35:08I'm jailbait creep creep.
35:13Oh!
35:21No!
35:22No!
35:25No!
35:35I don't know.
36:13I don't know.
36:45I don't know.
37:20What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
37:22You don't know someone broke in, okay?
37:24All the doors were locked.
37:26No signs of forced entry?
37:27Look, I know you're upset, but let's not jump to conclusions here.
37:31All we got is a dead ferret.
37:33So, you're saying the ferret killed himself?
37:36I'm saying I don't know.
37:38He got out of his cage.
37:39He escaped, right?
37:41He, uh, maybe he, uh, I don't know.
37:45He could have run into a wall.
37:46How much do you think a ferret weighs?
37:49What's that?
37:49About a pound, right?
37:50Pound?
37:51Probably, yeah.
37:52Right.
37:52So how fast do you think a suicidal ferret would have to be running into a wall to get enough
37:56momentum to crush his own fucking skull?
37:59Steve, Mr. Brannick.
38:00What the fuck with this guy?
38:00Mr. Brannick, I am doing my job here.
38:03No, you're not doing your job.
38:04If you were doing your job, you'd be arresting that psychopath who lives next door.
38:07What was he doing yesterday?
38:08Did you ask him?
38:08Calm down.
38:10This is an open investigation that is ongoing, and we had patrol past your house three times
38:15last night, 10 p.m., midnight, 2 a.m.
38:18Now, if you'd like us to have a squat car go by every hour, I'm happy to do that.
38:23In the meantime, you got that alarm guy working upstairs.
38:28So, get that system set, and then we can talk additional steps.
38:33Thanks for the coffee.
38:34I'll show myself out.
38:47Hey.
38:49How's he doing?
38:51He's okay.
38:51He just wants to be alone.
38:53Ellie.
38:54What again with the lipstick?
38:56Okay, seriously?
38:57I'm just in my room.
38:58Okay, I'm not going anywhere.
39:00Okay, I can do whatever I want in my own room, Dad.
39:02Well, actually...
39:03Dean.
39:04It's lipstick.
39:06Leave her alone.
39:09I'm going to work.
39:27Love and lipstick.
39:28Shut up, creeper.
39:50I'm late, I know.
39:53How's my boy?
39:55He was quiet.
39:57Picked at his food.
40:00Go check on him.
40:12Hey, buddy.
40:18Cool.
40:19How are you feeling?
40:21Hmm?
40:22What's the matter?
40:23Hmm.
40:27What is it?
40:29Dad?
40:30Yeah?
40:32Can you keep us safe?
40:40Nice.
40:41Fish bump.
40:43Jump fish.
40:44Fish.
40:53Okay.
40:55Hey, Dad.
40:56Okay.
40:57I love him.
40:58I love you, too.
41:11Good night, honey.
41:13Night, Dad.
41:13growing up.
41:15Bye.
41:15Mom.
41:15Oh, God.
41:27Bye.
41:54Motherfuckers.
42:28This is Karen, leave a message.
42:30Hey, it's Nora.
42:32Sorry, I know it's early.
42:33But listen, I was wondering if you were able to find out anything about those other bids.
42:38Uh, can you give me a call?
42:41Okay.
42:42Oh, and I have some exciting news.
42:46Thanks for seeing me today.
42:49I'd like to become a member.
43:25Mr. and Mrs. Branagh.
43:27I am pleased to know your names now, and the names of the young blood you have brought
43:33me.
43:34You certainly say their names often.
43:58I'm sorry.
44:00I'm sorry.
44:26Is there blood play in the basement?
44:51I'm sorry.
44:54I'm sorry.
44:55I'm sorry.
45:33I'm sorry.
45:45I'm sorry.
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