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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 45
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00:14Hi George, it's me. I am got a bit of a cold. Actually, it could be flu. Either way, I
00:25feel dog rough, so I won't be
00:29in today. I hate to let you down. Yeah, sorry.
01:27I hate to let you down.
01:30Hey, listen, I was thinking, do you fancy watching a film tonight? I mean, nothing too taxing,
01:35maybe like a rom-com or something else? Yeah, sounds good. Oh, great. Right, I'll bring
01:39some ice cream over from Speeddale. And I'll get popcorn. Oh, feet up, bras off, pyjamas
01:45on. It's a date. Hey, listen, actually, I wanted to ask you a quick question. Yeah? It's about
01:51our Sam. Right. You know, with him being ill and everything, well, I don't think it's just
01:57exam pressure. I think there could be something else. Maybe. To be honest, I see teenage boys
02:05every day and I don't have a clue what goes on in their heads. Well, yeah. Trying to get
02:11him to open up is like banging your head against the brick wall. He'll come and talk to you
02:16if he needs to. Trust me. Yeah, yeah, you're right, I suppose. Right, I'll see you later.
02:21Listen. Girl, you look gorgeous. I don't want to look gorgeous. You don't. But that's
02:31funeral. I know. I just meant your suit looks lovely. Do you not think it needs cleaning?
02:38No. Yeah, it does. Ken, the dry cleaners on Inkerman Street are rather good. Well, it's not
02:46till Thursday, so I've got time. And if you can't find your tie, help yourself to one from
02:52my wardrobe. Oh, thanks, Ken. Do you fancy a broom? Oh, yes, please. Here she is, the dirty
02:59stop-out. What time did you roll in? It wasn't that late. Yeah, it was. It was. Didn't disturb
03:07you, did I? Not at all. So, come on. What? Come on, give us all the juicy details. There's
03:15nothing to say. Oh, Amy, I brought you up better than that. Okay. Well, as far as first dates
03:25go, it was... Yeah. Right, well, I'll stick the kettle on then.
03:38How come you've been lumbered with him? Well, I could leave him at home, but I don't really
03:43want him all alone at home, and it's just... No. Oh, you should have more dogs in there.
03:50Turn it into a dog cafe. Ooh, might give me PTSD, that. Used to work in a kennel.
03:54Did you? Yeah, in a past life. I died in the French Revolution.
04:01You know, I think some people might actually moan about having him in there, especially
04:05behind the counter. Oh, well. Let him moan. I don't care. Revolutionary's everywhere
04:10today. See ya. Oi! What do you think you're doing? What, Adam? That's what. Good boy.
04:21Come on. Jodie, there are gardens over there, and you let them peel over my car. Well, it's
04:26not exactly made of snow, is it? It won't melt. It's new. So? You keep letting him do
04:32his business all over the street. I never see you clean up after him. I'm sorry that
04:35the teeny-weeny little dog did a piddle on your tyre. It's not caused any damage, has
04:39it? Right, come on. Shall we get you back inside? Come on, then. Let me wash off. It's the
04:46principle. Come on. Let's not be late.
04:53Hey, go. Thank you.
04:55Ken was going to lend me one of his, but, well, I mean, now my dad's funeral's not a fashion
05:00shop, but you know. Ah, but you still want to look the part and do him proud, though.
05:03Yeah, thanks, man. No, no, it's all right. I can manage.
05:06Steve just popped around to borrow a tie for his dad's funeral.
05:10Oh, sorry. I... Oh, no, don't worry. It's fine. Listen, what's all this? I hear about
05:14last night's date. You making moves on my daughter. Oh, no. No, no. It's all above board.
05:20Yeah. I'd like to pull in your leg. Oh. Listen, I don't know what you got up to. I do
05:25not want
05:25to know, but whatever it is, you put a smile on her face, so you have my blessing. So, any
05:29plans for another date? Date? Ah, come on. You know what I mean. We're just enjoying spending
05:34time together, that's all. Okay. I am taking her to speed dial tonight, though. So, shall
05:43we, er, buy matching suits? What, for the wedding? Yeah, probably.
05:51Is that hygienic? That is a he, and he's cleaner than most. Yeah, I know, but some people might
05:59not want to have dog hair in the cappuccinos. Well, it wouldn't kill him, would it? No, but,
06:03like, I mean, isn't there a law against having dogs in cafes? He's my assistant's dog.
06:09Oh, okay. You have a lovely rest of your day now, won't you? Oh, thank you.
06:20Yes, mate? Hey, hey, how are you doing, Cocker? Sound, yeah.
06:24Er, do you want anything? I take it you've not just come in for a social.
06:29Er, steak, pie, chips and gravy, please, love.
06:31Oh, all right.
06:33You're driving, mate.
06:34Oh, sorry this morning.
06:37Oh, yeah, sorry I didn't stay to chat, Cocker. He's a bit left for a job.
06:40You've been sleeping in your van again?
06:42No.
06:43Talk to me.
06:45Look, he's, er, oh, it's me and Todd. We've had a row.
06:50What, and it was that bad that you slept in your van?
06:52He's going off his head about not having any money.
06:54Oh, come on, mate, don't fall out about money.
06:56You're supposed to be a team.
06:57Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're Man United.
07:00Well, erm, we'll get back on track.
07:03Hopefully.
07:15Hi.
07:17Hi.
07:19I didn't know you were on tonight.
07:21No, I'm not. I'm just trying to, er, oh.
07:24Now, Nick.
07:33Well, let's jump in the shower.
07:35Yeah.
07:38Ollie.
07:39Hmm?
07:40Well, I just wanted to say sorry for last night.
07:43Oh, it's fine.
07:44No, it's not.
07:45I didn't mean to chuck beer all over Amy.
07:47It was an accident, honest.
07:49It's forgotten.
07:50Cheers.
07:51Cheers.
07:52Cheers.
07:54Cheers.
07:55Oi.
07:57Come here.
07:58Now.
08:02Right, what have we done now?
08:04Nothing.
08:05Listen.
08:07That boy wants you.
08:10No, he doesn't.
08:11Yes, he does.
08:12And all you need to do is to remind him what he's missing.
08:17He's getting ready to go to speed, darling.
08:22I'll mind Frankie.
08:24You go and get dressed up.
08:26Sensationally drop-dead dressed up.
08:29You show him.
08:31Right.
08:32And I thought you didn't like the idea of us together.
08:35I was wrong.
08:37There was a lot going on.
08:39Now, go and get ready.
08:42I don't know.
08:44I've been stung too many times by a fellas.
08:47I can vouch for Ali.
08:49He won't do you wrong.
08:51Now, go.
08:59We don't get mad busy till later.
09:01After I take over.
09:03Yeah, sorry.
09:04I'll get my own back.
09:05Thankfully, it's sundown now, so I can eat.
09:08Shall we take table seven?
09:10Yeah, yeah, cool.
09:11After you.
09:13So, whose idea was it to have back-to-back meetings all day?
09:16Yours.
09:17I thought you booked the last two.
09:18What?
09:19You're dragging me under your bus.
09:20Hey, this is a joint enterprise, remember?
09:23So, I've just heard back from Jenna Mackey.
09:26Fabian's star client, Jenna Mackey.
09:29Oh, how many Jenna Mackeys do you know?
09:31Fifteen.
09:32Well, this particular Jenna Mackey is considering severing ties with Fabian,
09:36so I put a little feeler out and she's considering it.
09:39Nice.
09:40You know, it's shaping up to be a pretty good year.
09:42Touch wood.
09:43Best since I've had the office.
09:46So, how would you feel about getting away for a little bit?
09:48On holiday?
09:49Yeah, somewhere hot, by the sea.
09:51Oh, can we afford to?
09:53Time-wise, I mean.
09:55We don't want to spend all our lives working in our office, do we?
09:58I suppose not.
09:59There's no point only resting when we're dead.
10:01Hope that's not Mackey changing our mind, is it?
10:03No, no.
10:05It's nothing.
10:06Holiday, yeah.
10:08Let's start planning.
10:09Right, can I get you some drinks?
10:11Er, yeah, one orange, one lemonade, please.
10:13Okay.
10:22Let's find out.
10:24Please welcome, Mandy.
10:27Mandy, welcome to the show.
10:29How are you feeling?
10:30I'm feeling good, thank you. Feeling confident.
10:33I am so happy to hear now. Tell me, Andy, what do you do?
10:36I'm a teaching assistant and I work at a primary school in Manchester.
10:41Wonderful. Now, who have you got here with you?
10:45I've got a little bit of a jet.
10:48Hello.
10:49Ah!
11:11I just... it wouldn't work.
11:15I couldn't get it to work.
11:18I lost it.
11:20I just spent all day cleaning this up and then...
11:24I just wanted something to eat.
11:26Mate, it's all right.
11:28It's all right.
11:33Look, I know you're not...
11:34Yeah.
11:36Theo told me.
11:38You seen him?
11:40Oh, yeah, he gave me his key. He asked me to get some stuff.
11:42How is he?
11:44I...
11:44I'm trying to get hold of him, but he won't answer my messages.
11:46Yeah, he's...
11:48He's not great either.
11:50He didn't come home at all last night.
11:52Well, he slept in his van.
11:56Oh.
12:00How's it come to this?
12:02How have we...
12:04I, me, how have I...
12:09Do you think there's any chance that we can get this sorted?
12:12That me and him could be okay again?
12:17Well, if you both actually want it...
12:21Then, yeah.
12:24No way.
12:25So, right, so...
12:26Worst dates, then.
12:28Go on.
12:28Worst dates?
12:29Um, I've had a few.
12:31Can I get you anything else?
12:33My husband?
12:34Well, he's not stood you up, has he?
12:36He said he's got an emergency repair, apparently.
12:38Oh, well, I'm sure he'll turn up soon.
12:40Yeah, hopefully.
12:42Yeah, so I'm waiting for her outside this burger bar in Hull.
12:48And meanwhile, she's inside filming me with all her mates.
12:52No.
12:52Yeah, it's cruel, I'll tell you.
12:54Well, sounds like you dodged a bullet.
12:55Totally.
12:57Hey, what are you after?
12:58Town.
12:59Oh, I have a bone.
13:00Cheers.
13:02Oh, he's there.
13:04Yeah, I know he's there.
13:05We'll hear me flaming Barlow.
13:06Aw, you two look gorgeous.
13:08Uh, table for two, is it?
13:09Oh, well, er...
13:12Yeah, why not?
13:13OK, well, you know what?
13:14I'll see what I like, actually.
13:15Wazim will be over to take your order,
13:16but I have actually done my shift for today,
13:18so I am going.
13:19Enjoy.
13:20Well, I...
13:21They are not on a date.
13:22Please tell me they are not on a date.
13:25Bess, I think we're on a date.
13:28Right, OK, then.
13:29Let's go.
13:30Hang on, you can't just leave.
13:32If we leave, you'll know it's because of her.
13:35Then we are going to stay for a drink.
13:38Give us a menu.
13:40She keeps staring at her.
13:44OK.
13:45Sorry, it's just I've never seen her.
13:47Both of them, dressed up.
13:50Right.
13:52Psst!
13:53Is he still looking?
13:56Yep, he is looking at you.
13:58You know what, this is stupid.
14:00We're going in to town.
14:00Right, OK.
14:01OK, Lou first.
14:02You look cool.
14:03Don't lie, I always look cool.
14:05Yeah, you do.
14:06Cool.
14:08Because I don't want to die.
14:09Cool.
14:13So.
14:23Right, a celebratory drink?
14:26In the Rovers?
14:27Ah, no.
14:28You go, though.
14:29I've got some stuff to do.
14:30Oh, yeah?
14:31OK.
14:31See you in a bit.
14:32All right.
14:43It's my car.
14:43What's so funny?
14:44I think the Pooh fairy's made at their home.
14:56I don't want to see or speak to you.
14:59Leave me alone.
15:08Yeah, yeah, hang on.
15:10Yeah, yeah, hang on.
15:13Hello?
15:15Leanne?
15:18No, she's not back yet.
15:20Will, are you still there?
15:23Oh, I thought I lost you.
15:27Are you still alone?
15:32Good.
15:35I've been thinking about you all day.
15:40Thinking about us being alone, no one else there in a field, just the two of us.
15:51Sorry, sorry, I didn't hear you coming.
15:53Sorry, Daniel, sorry, sorry.
15:55No, no, it's...
15:57Well, I suppose it could have been worse, couldn't it?
15:59Yeah.
16:01Right, I'll just finish off getting ready and we'll stick that film on, yeah?
16:05Great, yeah.
16:14Ah, on the lash, are we?
16:18And there's me thinking you were babysitting Frankie.
16:20It's just the one glass and Susie is giving Frankie a makeover.
16:26It's nice having a wee lad running around the place, isn't it?
16:29Ah, don't go calling yourself that.
16:31Oh, ha, ha.
16:33It is lovely.
16:35It's taken me right back to you being his age.
16:38Although, to be honest, things weren't as easy then with you and your brother.
16:43Wait a minute.
16:44Ah, the wanderer returns.
16:46Glenda's asking for you.
16:47She's rushed off her feet.
16:52I was surprised to see you back.
16:55What happened on the hot date?
16:56It turned tepid.
16:58Right.
16:58Yeah, there was a miscommunication between us and it kind of just fizzled out.
17:02Ah, well.
17:04Who knows?
17:05Maybe I could make amends.
17:07Or maybe you shouldn't be dancing to her tune.
17:10Girls like that have fellas like you under their thumb.
17:13And you know, she strikes me as the sort of girl that you could be chasing around forever
17:19but she'd never be happy.
17:21Unlike Lauren, for example, who is wonderful.
17:27You have her phone number, don't you?
17:28Lauren?
17:29Yeah.
17:30But...
17:30You wouldn't ever text her for me, would you?
17:33Tell her that all's well with Frankie.
17:34He's a little star.
17:36What's with all the love for Lauren all of a sudden?
17:38I was wrong about her.
17:41I had my wires all crossed.
17:43And you know, when you consider all that that poor girl has been through,
17:48it's amazing she's turned out so well.
17:53Where's the scissors?
17:54Scissors?
17:55Yeah, Frankie could do with a good trick.
17:57Ah, no.
17:58No, no, no.
17:59No, not too short.
18:00Just so he can see his eye make-up.
18:01No!
18:03Susie, no.
18:04Now, I need you to give me those scissors.
18:07Susie!
18:08Look at it!
18:12Who is it?
18:14I'll text Theo.
18:15It's all right.
18:22You all right?
18:25I'll leave you to it.
18:26Thanks, brother.
18:28Look after each other, yeah?
18:36Do you want a drink or anything?
18:41Gary said you want to talk.
18:44Yeah, maybe we should sit down.
18:46All right, yeah.
18:48Thanks.
18:50Okay.
18:53I just...
18:54I don't know.
18:57I'm sorry for everything that's gone on.
19:03Are you?
19:04Yes.
19:07But...
19:08Are you not sorry?
19:11Yeah.
19:14Okay, look, well...
19:16I don't know what else to say, all right?
19:18We can't just keep going on like this.
19:20Like...
19:21Fighting, forgiving, patching things up,
19:23and then it all just kicks off all over again.
19:25Going round and round and round.
19:27No, I know.
19:28I know you're right.
19:30Us.
19:30It's not right.
19:32We should knock it on the head.
19:35Knock it on the head?
19:36Yeah, finish it.
19:37Whatever.
19:40Oh, come on.
19:41We both know it's over.
19:45Every nice moment we've had...
19:49has been ruined with the fight.
19:51Hasn't it?
19:53Christmas, our engagement,
19:55Debbie's wedding,
19:57my birthday.
20:00I'm not happy.
20:04And you're not happy.
20:06And all anybody wants is to be happy, isn't it?
20:09Yeah.
20:13Do you want to say anything?
20:15I don't...
20:16know...
20:17what you want me to say.
20:23Well, look, you'll be fine.
20:26You'll get over me.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:39I'm sorry.
20:40I'm sorry for everything.
20:42I'm sorry for everything.
20:57Goodbye, Tuttles.
20:59Goodbye, Tuttles.
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