00:01Dear Flabby, I have a short, stocky co-worker who won't stop talking about pizza, scuba diving, or airplanes.
00:14I've repeatedly told him nobody cares.
00:18How do you get through the day without throat punching him?
00:22Sincerely, losing my dumb mind.
00:30You know, in all seriousness, I will tell you the secret to working with MJ.
00:36Oh, you're assuming that this Dear Flabby email?
00:40I'm assuming.
00:41Having a short, stocky co-worker that won't stop talking about pizza, scuba diving, airplanes?
00:46I will tell you.
00:47You're assuming that's me?
00:48I will tell you the secret to working with most people that I work with.
00:51Yes.
00:52In all capacities, professionally and personally.
00:57I view everybody as a cartoon character.
01:00He's not a real person.
01:02He's a joke of himself.
01:04You have said that.
01:05I'm a cartoon character?
01:07Every eccentric person that I know that's weird in one way or another, I will tell you, is a cartoon.
01:13They're not real people.
01:13Oh, you want to see me run?
01:15Yeah.
01:18Oh, there we go.
01:19Yeah.
01:20I view everybody as their own eccentric self, like I'm in a parallel universe of Looney Tunes.
01:29And he's a cartoon character.
01:31And when it's over, it's over.
01:31And the show's over.
01:32He goes, this is the way I go mine.
01:33I'm a Looney Tunes cartoon character.
01:35You are a joke of yourself.
01:37I have to.
01:39And I think that about several people.
01:41But, you know, it's.
01:42Oh, you think that of my wife?
01:44Mm-hmm.
01:45Mm-hmm.
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