00:02dear flabby yes there's a woman who i won't name who's a notorious food thief in our company
00:11she has no shame and steals food from the break room refrigerator in just the past month salads
00:21meatloaf and sandwiches have disappeared i had leftover pasta go missing last week
00:28not good several employees have put notes on the fridge calling out the thief i've seen those
00:34before like i've worked at places where people put up notes on the fridge hey whoever took my
00:38sandwich whoever took my uh my macaroni and cheese or whatever it is oh like oh they'll put their name
00:44on it like you know paul do not touch yeah oh that happens too yeah yeah but they're not calling
00:50out
00:50a particular person i mean meredith doesn't put something in the refrigerator and say hey fester
00:54keep your grippy paws off of it you know so i haven't seen that but i have seen people put
00:58their name on it and then don't touch it or don't steal my food that's i've seen that for years
01:03yeah
01:03that's happened all right several employees have put notes on the fridge calling out the thief
01:08they don't know who it is but i'm pretty sure i know to get revenge and flush them out
01:18i was considering adding laxatives or visine to food that i place in the refrigerator to get some
01:28payback what do you think of my plan and this is anonymous all day long it's it's signed
01:38anonymous all right dear flabby i want to hear this one and then i'm sure michelle's gonna jump in
01:44on the food tampering legal implications i'll say on the surface your heart's in the right spot
01:50oh is that right yeah your heart's in the right spot because you have to teach his personal lesson
01:56however i believe you are tampering with food which is a very serious thing to do and it's going
02:04to come back on you a hundred times worse than it would come back on that person yeah i so
02:09i think
02:09that plan would completely backfire all right so dear flabby says what you need a new plan
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