00:07And we're back with you here
00:09on Dave and Chuck the Freak
00:10just in time for
00:13Dave and Chuck the Freak
00:15breaking news
00:17We got the dick!
00:18We got the dick!
00:20We got the dick!
00:23No way!
00:24We got the dick!
00:25We got it.
00:27You're just joining us.
00:29Are we sure?
00:30No, it's the dick.
00:32Wait till you see.
00:33We have been talking about
00:35a sheriff in Michigan,
00:37Wayne County Sheriff,
00:38Raphael Ray Washington,
00:40who's claiming his personal Facebook page
00:42was hacked resulting in the posting
00:44of a lewd photo of a large black penis
00:47just after midnight the other day.
00:49He said he was the victim of cyber hacking.
00:51This is the second time
00:52a nude dancing lady was posted
00:55to his Facebook page a while ago.
00:57Both postings were taken down within minutes.
01:00But not before they were seen
01:01and shared by others.
01:03Well, the dick
01:05that may or may not be his.
01:07But if this is his...
01:11All we have to say is this.
01:13Oh.
01:17I've never been so excited
01:18to see a large black penis in my life.
01:21Good job down there.
01:23Holy hell, man!
01:24Congrats!
01:27Nice dick!
01:28I mean, you'd love an applause for it, huh?
01:29Wouldn't you?
01:30Oh, my God.
01:30Now, we can't show this, obviously, online.
01:32No, we're not.
01:33No, no.
01:34Okay.
01:34And thank you to our insider.
01:37Don't?
01:37We will not even say a word about...
01:40Just a certain place.
01:41Nope.
01:42Don't.
01:42Don't even say anything, Dave.
01:44Stop it.
01:44Just thank you.
01:45You said you wanted.
01:47Are you guys ready for this?
01:48Yes.
02:00Again, I repeat.
02:01What we thought was an arm
02:05is actually a human leg.
02:07You know he wants so bad to say,
02:09yeah, that's mine.
02:10Yeah.
02:10I would.
02:11I'd be...
02:12I'd post...
02:13I bet you'd see that every day on mine.
02:15What the hell is that?
02:18It's literally the size
02:20of the bottom of a man's leg.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:24It's his.
02:25I mean, look.
02:26He's older.
02:27Look at his...
02:27Yeah, look at that.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:28Look at that.
02:29Yes.
02:29It matches the body type.
02:31It totally matches.
02:32It totally matches.
02:33There's a lot of matching.
02:34Man, he likes to keep it clean and bare.
02:37Yeah.
02:37Not a pube in sight.
02:39That's from his knee to his ankle.
02:40That's awesome.
02:42It is.
02:44What a penis.
02:45It is.
02:47That's a great penis review by Ryan.
02:50Come on.
02:50How do you...
02:51Look at all the people that have seen that.
02:53That's because the reporters have showed it.
02:55Did you see it?
02:55They're walking around with it on their phone.
02:57They're walking around with this massive anaconda showing it to people.
03:00I mean, I'd let you show it.
03:02No wonder.
03:02I'm like, just let it spread.
03:05Let the word spread.
03:07What do you even do with that thing?
03:09How can you walk around?
03:11Mine doesn't even come up to his first vein.
03:14Check that gear.
03:16That's why he takes pictures.
03:18Well, yeah.
03:19And video.
03:20Well, no wonder you're into it.
03:22Basically, it's the size of his forearm.
03:24It literally is.
03:25His penis is the size of your arm.
03:27It really is.
03:28It's crazy.
03:30Your forearm is that thick.
03:33He's effing people with that.
03:35Oh, I mean, it is an old ankle.
03:37That's an old ankle.
03:38If you've ever seen an old ankle, guys.
03:40He says he's no idea.
03:41That's his penis.
03:43We believe, allegedly, that's his penis.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:45What a mind F this is.
03:49It's crazy.
03:50Okay.
03:51We've seen it in us for long enough.
03:53I can't take my eyes off it.
03:55I know you can.
03:56I want to go back to the reveal of his reaction.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01Because it was like Christmas morning over there.
04:04Whoa!
04:06I wasn't ready for it.
04:08He wasn't.
04:09I wasn't.
04:10It blew him away.
04:11Even Lisa was like, whoa.
04:13I know.
04:13Lisa went.
04:14Damn.
04:15Damn you.
04:17It is.
04:18That thing is a hammer.
04:20My God.
04:22Oh, I don't know who that is.
04:23That's a three, four fister.
04:24It is.
04:25Yeah.
04:26You know?
04:27You know when you play like baseball, like strikeout, you had to decide who was going
04:34to go first or second.
04:35You had all those hands, hand, hand, fingers, fingers, fingers, pinky.
04:40Thanks to our insider who shared it with us finally because the bloodhound over here couldn't.
04:45Yeah.
04:45It was impossible.
04:47They really had it locked down.
04:49You've never seen a straight man more excited to see a large black penis than right now on
04:53this show.
04:53He really has.
04:54That was crazy.
04:55I wasn't ready.
04:57I wasn't ready after the breaking news and everything.
05:00Oh, yeah.
05:01The applause.
05:02I'd be all fired up.
05:05See, Alice Watson.
05:06See, Alice Watson.
05:08Whoa.
05:08Yeah.
05:09There's just going to be like an image of him staring at his forearm and then the penis
05:13as well.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Right.
05:16It's crazy.
05:17That's crazy.
05:18Wow.
05:18Good for you.
05:19Good for you.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Say it's yours.
05:22Admit it's yours.
05:22He wants to.
05:23You know he does.
05:23Of course he does.
05:23It's killing him that he can't.
05:25Of course he does.
05:26Yeah.
05:27That's mine, baby.
05:28This is why I feel like he said all of the things like I didn't do it.
05:34I didn't put it up there.
05:36I don't know how this happened.
05:37All that.
05:38But he never said that isn't even mine.
05:41I don't know whose that is.
05:43No, he's never said that.
05:45He didn't meet reporter Hunter.
05:47I would have got it out of him.
05:48I know.
05:49Is this your penis?
05:50God bless a penis.
05:51Is this your huge penis?
05:54Admit it.
05:55That's your huge penis.
05:56How do you walk?
05:59How do you do anything?
06:02How do you sit?
06:03It's really funny.
06:04I think that nerdy reporter walking around town with that.
06:07Showing everyone.
06:08Have you seen this giant black penis?
06:10Have you seen it?
06:11Have you seen it, man?
06:12It's on his phone.
06:14It's on his phone.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Listen, this is our idea.
06:19You're going to take this photo on your phone of that man's penis.
06:23It's large.
06:24Allegedly.
06:24Alleged penis.
06:26And you're going to just shove it in people's faces and show up to them.
06:30Get their reaction.
06:30Get their reaction.
06:31Women, men, politicians, judges.
06:34Damn.
06:35Damn.
06:38Deserves a damn.
06:39It does.
06:39It does.
06:40When your penis deserves a damn, you're doing all right.
06:44Yeah, no, he's fine.
06:45You guys got many dams in your life?
06:47Never a damn.
06:49You damnless?
06:49Like a damn it.
06:51Like a damn it.
06:52Like damn it.
06:52You got a lot of perfect size.
06:54Oh, no.
06:56Perfect.
06:57Don't make that tiny.
06:58Perfect for me.
06:59Oh, no.
07:01Sorry, break it.
07:01A lot of those.
07:03Oh, no.
07:06Damn.
07:07It's just right.
07:09You know, you don't need a lot.
07:10It's fine.
07:12Those other ones just hurt.
07:15That would hurt.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17He has destroyed some ladies.
07:19Oh, my God.
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