00:00Tick, tick, tick.
00:00Whoa!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival.
00:06Cotton Candy, five hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a carnival, zero sugar.
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you wanna take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:22And we're back with you here on Dave and Chuck the Freak,
00:25just in time for...
00:28Dave and Chuck the Freak, breaking news.
00:32We got the dick!
00:33We got the dick!
00:35We got the dick!
00:38No way!
00:39We got the dick!
00:40We got it.
00:42If you're just joining us...
00:44Are we sure?
00:44No, we're sure.
00:46It's the dick.
00:47Wait till you see.
00:48We have been talking about a sheriff in Michigan,
00:52Wayne County Sheriff, Raphael Ray Washington,
00:55who's claiming his personal Facebook page was hacked,
00:58resulting in the posting of a lewd photo of a large black penis
01:02just after midnight the other day.
01:04He said he was the victim of cyber hacking.
01:06And this is the second time a nude dancing lady was posted
01:09to his Facebook page a while ago.
01:12Both postings were taken down within minutes,
01:14but not before they were seen and shared by others.
01:18Well, the dick that may or may not be his,
01:22but if this is his,
01:26all we have to say is this.
01:28Oh.
01:32I've never been so excited to see a large black penis in my life.
01:36Good job down there.
01:38Holy hell, man.
01:39Congrats.
01:42Nice dick.
01:43I mean, you'd love an applause for it, huh?
01:44Wouldn't you?
01:45Oh, my God.
01:45Holy cow.
01:45Now, we can't show this, obviously, online.
01:47No, we're not.
01:48No, no.
01:49Okay.
01:49And thank you to our insider.
01:52Don't.
01:52We will not even say a word about...
01:54Just a certain place.
01:56Nope.
01:56Don't.
01:57Don't even say anything, Dave.
01:59Stop it.
01:59Just thank you.
02:01You said you wanted.
02:02Are you guys ready for this?
02:03Yes.
02:07Boom!
02:08Whoa!
02:12Damn.
02:15Again, I repeat.
02:16What we thought was an arm is actually a human leg.
02:22You know he wants so bad to say,
02:24yeah, that's mine.
02:25Yeah.
02:25I would.
02:26I'd post.
02:28I bet you'd see that every day on mine.
02:30What the hell is that?
02:33It's literally the size of the bottom of a man's leg.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:39It's his.
02:40I mean, look.
02:41He's older.
02:42Look at his feet.
02:42Yeah.
02:42Look at that.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:43Look at that.
02:44Yes.
02:44It matches the body type.
02:46It totally matches.
02:47It totally matches.
02:48With a lot of matching.
02:49Man, he likes to keep it clean and bare.
02:52Yeah.
02:52Not a pube in sight.
02:54That's from his knee to his ankle.
02:55That's awesome.
02:57It is.
02:59It is.
02:59What a penis.
03:00Yes, it is.
03:02That's a great penis review by Ryan.
03:05Come on.
03:05How do you.
03:06Look at all the people that have seen that.
03:08That's because the reporters have showed it.
03:10Did you see that?
03:11They're walking around with it on their phone.
03:12They're walking around with this massive anaconda showing it to people.
03:15I mean, I'd let you show it.
03:17No wonder.
03:18I'm like, just let it spread.
03:20Let the word spread.
03:22What do you even do with that thing?
03:24How can you walk around?
03:25Mine doesn't even come up to his first vein.
03:29Check that gear.
03:31That's why he takes pictures.
03:33Well, yeah.
03:34In video.
03:35Well, no wonder you're into it.
03:37It is my arm.
03:38It is my forearm.
03:39It literally is.
03:40His penis is the size of your arm.
03:42It really is.
03:43It's crazy.
03:44Your forearm is that thick.
03:48He's effing people with that.
03:50Oh, I mean, it is an old ankle.
03:52That's an old ankle.
03:53If you've ever seen an old ankle, guys.
03:55He says he's no idea.
03:56That's his penis.
03:58We believe, allegedly, that's his penis.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01What a mind F this is.
04:04It's crazy.
04:05Okay.
04:05Yeah, we've seen it in his for long enough.
04:08Thank you for sending it.
04:09I can't take my eyes off it.
04:10I know you can.
04:11I want to go back to the reveal of his reaction.
04:15Oh, yeah.
04:16Because it was like Christmas morning over there.
04:19Whoa!
04:21I wasn't ready for it.
04:23He wasn't.
04:24I wasn't.
04:25It blew him away.
04:26Even Lisa was like, whoa.
04:28I know.
04:28Lisa went, damn it, too, man.
04:32It is.
04:33That thing is a hammer.
04:35My God.
04:36Oh, I don't know who that is.
04:38That's a three, four fister.
04:39It is.
04:40Yeah.
04:41You know?
04:42You know when you play like baseball?
04:46Anyway.
04:47Like strikeout.
04:48Thanks to our.
04:48You had to decide who was going to go first or second.
04:50You had all those hands, hand, hand, fingers, fingers, fingers, pinky.
04:55Thanks to our insider who shared it with us finally because the bloodhound over here couldn't.
05:00Yeah, it was impossible.
05:02They really had it locked down.
05:03You've never seen a straight man more excited to see a large black penis than right now on
05:08this show.
05:08He really has.
05:09That was crazy.
05:11I wasn't ready.
05:12I wasn't ready after the breaking news and everything.
05:15Oh, yeah.
05:16The applause.
05:17It'd be all fired up.
05:20See Alice Watson.
05:21See Alice Watson.
05:23Whoa.
05:23Yeah.
05:23There's just going to be like an image of him staring at his forearm and then the penis
05:28is well right next to him.
05:31It's crazy.
05:32What the hell?
05:33Good for you.
05:35Good for you.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Say it's yours.
05:37Admit it's yours.
05:37He wants to.
05:38You know he does.
05:38Of course he does.
05:38It's telling him that he can't.
05:40Of course he does.
05:41Yeah.
05:42That's mine, baby.
05:43Well, this is why I feel like he said all of the things.
05:47Like, I didn't do it.
05:49I didn't put it up there.
05:51I don't know how this happened.
05:52All that.
05:53But he never said, that isn't even mine.
05:56I don't know whose that is.
05:58No.
05:59He's never said that.
06:00He didn't meet Reporter Hunter.
06:02I would have got it out of him.
06:03I know.
06:04Is this your penis?
06:05Is this your huge penis?
06:09Admit it.
06:10That's your huge penis.
06:11How do you walk?
06:14How do you do anything?
06:17How do you sit?
06:18It's really funny.
06:19I think of that nerdy reporter walking around town with that.
06:22Showing everyone.
06:23Have you seen this giant black penis?
06:26Have you seen it?
06:26Have you seen it, man?
06:27It's on his phone.
06:29It's on his phone.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Listen, this is our idea.
06:34You're going to take this photo on your phone of that man's penis.
06:38It's large.
06:39Allegedly.
06:39Alleged penis.
06:41And you're going to just shove it in people's faces and show up to them.
06:45Get their reaction.
06:45Get their reaction.
06:46Women, men, politicians, judges.
06:49Damn.
06:50Damn.
06:53Deserves a damn.
06:54It does.
06:55When your penis deserves a damn, you're doing all right.
06:59Yeah, no.
06:59He's fine.
07:00You guys got many dams in your life?
07:02Never a damn.
07:04You damnless?
07:04Like a damn it.
07:06Like a damn it.
07:07Like damn it.
07:08You've got a lot of perfect size.
07:09Oh, no.
07:11Perfect.
07:12Don't make that tiny little.
07:13Perfect for me.
07:14Oh, no.
07:16Sorry, break it.
07:16A lot of those.
07:18Oh, no.
07:20Damn.
07:21In there.
07:22It's just right.
07:24You know, you don't need a lot.
07:25It's fine.
07:27Those other ones just hurt.
07:29That would hurt.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32He has destroyed some ladies.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:34He has destroyed some ladies.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:38Oh, my God.
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