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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 1
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00:08.
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00:15Oh!
00:19Oh!
00:21Oh!
00:24Oh!
00:27Oh!
00:27Oh!
00:28Oh!
00:30Oh!
00:32Oh!
00:35Canada!
00:37Mexico!
00:37Italy, France,
00:40Nigeria, Australia,
00:42and other parts of the world already laughed.
00:44Finally!
00:45The funniest comedy reality show is here!
00:49Makikipagbardagula
00:50ng satawanan ang mga Pinoy!
00:52Ako po, si Vice Ganda,
00:54at ito, ang last one laughing,
00:57Philippines!
01:02Sa ilang taong experience ko sa comedy,
01:05masasabi kong hindi ganun kadali ang magpatawa.
01:07At alam niya ng best Filipino comedians na inimbitahan ko
01:11dito sa Pinoy na Pinoy na bahay ni Lola.
01:1810 sa mga pinakapalaban sa pagpapatawa
01:20ang magbabanding dito sa loob ng 6 na oras.
01:24At sa kanilang pagbisita,
01:26their only goal is to make each other laugh.
01:31Dali, di ba?
01:34Well,
01:35very wrong.
01:36Dahil sa bahay na ito,
01:39bawal tumawa.
01:41Kung sino man ang mahuli kung tumawa o umitiman lang ay malalagot.
01:46First warning!
01:48Ang komedyante ay makakatanggap ng yellow card.
01:51At kung tumawa,
01:53not once but twice,
01:54red card!
01:55At automatic,
01:57babu!
01:59Every smile,
02:00every giggle,
02:01at kahit magpigil ng tawa,
02:03ay makikita natin dito.
02:04Dahil sa bawat sulok ng bahay nito,
02:06ay may matang nagmatsyad.
02:08Mmm, mmm, mmm.
02:11Check that.
02:14Ayan, hindi na nila ako sa it.
02:19Ah!
02:20Adi ako pa rin!
02:21Oh, sheesh!
02:24Pati ba naman sa rip? May camera pa rin?
02:26Oh, pandar!
02:28But as the meme of the comedians,
02:30ako mismo ang magmamatsag at manghuhuli sa kanila.
02:33Ganon.
02:34Ganon!
02:35Bawat kibot, bawat utot, bawat kamot
02:39ay walang kawala sa mga naglalakihang monitors na ito.
02:43Kapag pinindot ko ang green button na ito,
02:52automatic, no-lap zone na sa bahay ni Lola.
02:56At kapag may nahuli naman akong tumawa, agad-agad.
02:59Pack! Red button na!
03:09Ibig sabihin, meron tayong maa-awardan, matatantusan, or worse, maliligwa.
03:15Excited na akong tumawa, pero excited na din ba silang magpigil ng tawa?
03:20It's time to meet our comedians.
03:22Let's all welcome our Riot Chan!
03:26Our first comedian, Chad Kinis!
03:30Tara! Grand finalist yun ng Miss Q&A.
03:33Hi, my name is Chad Kinis,
03:35ang baklang kilabot ng dermatologist,
03:37at tinatawag din akong ang bokbok na may titagong panot.
03:39Oh, bongga!
03:41Ah, laki!
03:43Oh, guys, walang tawa ako pa lang!
03:45Nung papasok ako ng bahay ni Lola,
03:47ang naramdaman ko talaga,
03:49it's surreal.
03:51Sa Tagalog, sobrang totoko.
03:52Surreal.
03:53Sa rosa.
03:54Oh, eto na siya!
03:57Ako nga po pala si Victor Anastasio.
03:59Ito isa akong stand-up comedian with Comedy Manila.
04:02At baka kilala niyo ako ako yung nagbibenta ng mga palayok at exercise machine
04:07sa midnight shopping.
04:09Kaya rin ako sumali dito dahil hindi ako umabot ng kota.
04:14Ah!
04:15Ay!
04:15Hello po!
04:18Pangilang ka?
04:18Saan ka makaya? Una ako!
04:20Ah, pangalawa ako.
04:21Hello po.
04:22Hello, hello.
04:23Victor.
04:23Apo, kilala ko po kayo.
04:27Taray!
04:28Multi-talented girl, singer, actress, comedian.
04:32Infernal.
04:33Infernal.
04:33Balbole po.
04:34May tao.
04:35Tuloy.
04:36At bahay.
04:40Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:43Ah!
04:45Hi everybody, I'm Kimolina.
04:47Look it up.
04:47Teres!
04:53Oh my God!
04:55Hello.
04:56Hello.
04:56Chad, ang tawagan namin, Fifi.
04:59Plastic friends forever.
05:02Huwag ka titingin sa akin, ha?
05:03Hindi ako titingin sa'yo talaga.
05:08Ah! Eto na siya.
05:10The Uncavogable Sidekick.
05:12Yes!
05:13Ang Snow White ng Nabotas, Metro Manila.
05:16Hi, it's me, Negi.
05:18At syempre, medyo dalawang dekada na rin ako sa Singalong Bar.
05:22Oh my God!
05:25Oh my God!
05:26Oh my God!
05:28Oh my God!
05:28Ba't nandito ka?
05:30Eto, may tala akong sapin-sapin.
05:33Yes!
05:34Parang pabigat ng pabigat yung kalaban mo eh.
05:37Nagti-TV talaga.
05:38Tsaka parang trained ni Vice yun eh.
05:40Hello.
05:41Ang ganda.
05:42Ang ganda ka ng bangus.
05:43Ha?
05:43Okay.
05:44Medyo may kaba na ako ng unte.
05:46Hello.
05:46Hi.
05:47Victor.
05:48Oh my gosh.
05:50Natakot talaga ako.
05:51Tipong titingnan mo palang, nakakatawa na.
05:55Buti talaga dumating ka kasi akala ko ako lang yung pangit dito.
05:58So may kasama na ako.
06:01Ah, ayan na siya.
06:04Impersonator ni Boy Abunda.
06:06From PBB.
06:08Bihasang-bihasa rin kasi sa Gab Show yan.
06:10Mangganda nga araw po sa inyo lahat.
06:12Ako nga pala po si Jason Gainsa na nakasali po dito sa LOH.
06:15The One Man Love Standing.
06:18Tama ba?
06:20Ah, sorry.
06:22Pagalala.
06:24Huwag na kay pumasok.
06:25Okay na kami.
06:26Ah!
06:27Oh my God!
06:30Ayoko na!
06:31Iko!
06:33Anak ko!
06:34Huwag niyo kang ngamunin!
06:36Ba, kuya?
06:37Dahil ang mga batangga niya hindi natatakos.
06:39Mawala na ang yaman.
06:40Huwag lang ang yabang.
06:42Pwede pa ba tayong tumawa?
06:43Ha? Pwede pa. Pwede ba?
06:45Si Jason kasi yung parang yung kwentuhan namin, yung kalye.
06:48Alam ko kasi laking kalye din si Jason.
06:50Kaya sabi ko na ako, sino kaya ang unang mga patawa namin dito.
06:53Pero sa tingin ko, kaya ko si Jason patawa niyo.
06:56Ayan na!
06:57Dumating na yung kumari mo.
06:58Singer, actress, comedian.
07:01Yuppie Girl.
07:02Magaling ko sa mga sketches.
07:04At siya ay may hit song na,
07:07Babae po ako.
07:10Handa na ba kayo?
07:13Huwag!
07:15Huwag!
07:15Huwag!
07:15Si Jason!
07:16Oh my God!
07:17Handa George!
07:18Huwag!
07:20Huwag!
07:21Hi, my name is Tuesday Vargas,
07:23and I'm the most beautiful celebrity in Philippine showbiz.
07:26Ang dami nag-agree, mga anin.
07:28Lima pa doon kamag-anak ko pa.
07:31Huwag!
07:32Huwag!
07:32Huwag!
07:32Tiyos!
07:33Mga sumasaral na!
07:35Give me a chance!
07:36Sila na ako, aling.
07:37No, na-starstruck ako.
07:40Kasi bata pala ako napapanood ko na si Tuesday Vargas eh.
07:43Wow!
07:44Ito mukhang mahirap patawanin kasi yung mukha nito hindi nagbabago.
07:48Ganyan lagi ang mukha nito eh.
07:50Kung hindi mo kilala itong si Pepe, hindi mo isipin kumisyante.
07:52Isipin mo ex-convicto eh.
07:54Natawa agad ako.
07:57Oh my God!
07:59Oh my God!
08:02Hello, I am Pepe Herrera,
08:04and I am the first ever champion of Last One Laughing Season 1 Philippines.
08:10Pepe!
08:13Hindi siya nag-react?
08:15Ang ganda nung comedy showbiz.
08:18Oh my God, Pepe! Stop!
08:20Ah, this is it.
08:21Ito na yung isa sa mga may hirap patawanin.
08:24Nagtateatro yan eh.
08:25Alam niyang paano kontrolin yung emosyon niya.
08:28Oh, ayan oh. May isang papasak din oh.
08:30Nagpapapogi oh.
08:32Ayan!
08:34Alam kaya niya na nasa sa loob yung jowa niya?
08:37At alam kaya nung jowa niya na si Kim Molina ay papasak din itong si Gerald?
08:43Ay! Ay, bitawin!
08:45Meron pa rin!
08:45Meron pa rin!
08:50Suspense eh, no?
08:51Di ba nag-torbell ka na?
08:53Walang...
08:53Ano?
08:53Walang korente, hindi nag-buil.
08:55Walang nag-elgon kayo.
08:56Uta, sabi lang si Gerald kasama.
08:58Ay!
08:58Ay!
08:58Oh my God!
09:00Ay!
09:00Pwede pa!
09:01Ay, bawal to!
09:02Ako po si Gerald Napolis, ang katuwang ni Kim Molina.
09:09Personal assistant din niya, taga dampot ng jebs ng mga asa namin.
09:14And I'm also a comedian by profession.
09:18And yeah, like that.
09:22Pwede pa tumawa.
09:23Baby!
09:24Ay!
09:24Hindi mo alam na huwag atama kayo?
09:26Hindi mo alam na huwag atama kayo?
09:27Hindi mo alam na huwag atama kayo?
09:28Alam mo ba?
09:29Ano yan?
09:29Excuse me, bawal to!
09:30Dito nang papuntay siya mga asa!
09:33Bakit ano?
09:34Ayun na, ayun na, ayun na.
09:36Oh, eto talaga ang ultimate feeling, Pogi.
09:38Hi, guys.
09:39I'm Emperor Marquez.
09:41I'm the one-up contestant and I'm a boy.
09:45And I have parents, one girl and one boy.
09:49I have siblings, six siblings.
09:52Yes.
09:54Magkasosyo to.
09:54Oye!
09:55Oye!
09:56Oye!
09:57Nagtatago?
09:58Oye, nagtatago.
09:59Ay, maleta lang yung dumating.
10:00O, nagtatago.
10:00Nasa loob ng maleta yan.
10:02Sino yun?
10:03Alang trip nito?
10:04Sano ba itong bidabidang to?
10:06Nasa likod ng maleta,
10:07tapos ganyang-ganyan siya.
10:10Ay!
10:11Ay!
10:11Ay!
10:12Ay!
10:15Ay, nako.
10:16Kryptonite ka to.
10:17Si Mpoy.
10:18Bigote pa lang.
10:20Ayoko na!
10:21Wala kang masasakot!
10:22Wala kang masasakot!
10:24Ayoko ko dito!
10:26Apagatago!
10:26Oye, Gago!
10:27Sabi!
10:28Sabi ko may chatte hindi cloud.
10:30Hindi ka ganit kasi kung office.
10:31Ano ba?
10:32Mas gura pa.
10:33Katapusan yun na.
10:36Nakakatawa yan.
10:37Si Rufa May.
10:38Pero dahil,
10:39sobrang bungis-gis din yan.
10:42Good luck sa kanya.
10:44Hello, I'm Rufa May Kinto.
10:46Ah, not Ginto.
10:48Not Canto.
10:49But Kinto.
10:51Yeah.
10:51That's me.
10:52Rufa May.
10:56Sino yan?
10:57Si ano? Kevin Hart?
10:58Kevin Hart?
10:59Ayan, ayan, ayan, ayan, ayan!
11:00Sino yan?
11:01Oh my God!
11:08Oh my God!
11:09Tapos!
11:10Oh my God!
11:11Toto na to!
11:13Nakakahirita!
11:14Ah!
11:15Ah!
11:15Ah, sayo naman!
11:18Asyon lang pala!
11:20Grabe yung outfit!
11:22Alala ko nun naman yung pinikula niya.
11:24Palapakan natin.
11:25Ano?
11:25Di siya!
11:25Rufa May Kinto!
11:28The one and only Rufa May Kinto
11:30is always effortless.
11:33Kung ano siya sa totoong buhay,
11:35yun na yung nakakatawa.
11:36At hindi niya pinaplano yun.
11:38Sabi ko, artista ako.
11:39Kaya kakayanin ko ang lahat.
11:41Doolang ng doon.
11:43Oh, chef.
11:45Tutatapos na to.
11:45Wala na.
11:48Ay, nakompleto na yung sampung comedians.
11:50Ay, pupunta na ako doon para ma-meet ko sila.
11:53Malolokat na pagpasok ko dyan.
11:55Alikin na, alikin na.
11:56Dito eh.
11:57Hindi ko kainalik.
11:58Hindi ko kainalik.
12:07Ay!
12:09Ay!
12:11Ay!
12:13Ay!
12:13Ay!
12:15Ay!
12:16Ay!
12:17Ang saray na mga kalaban!
12:19Ay!
12:19Ay!
12:20Ay!
12:21Ay!
12:26Palapakan natin!
12:28Ay!
12:28Ay!
12:30Ay!
12:31Ay!
12:31Subbise yun eh.
12:32Isipin mo parang merong PE in trumps.
12:35Sa, kunyari, Tarlac.
12:38Diba?
12:38Tapos ang kakalabanin mo si Manny Pacquiao.
12:40Parang hindi naman ganun, diba?
12:41Lugi eh.
12:42Tsanot lang!
12:43Welcome sa bahay ni Lola!
12:46Ay!
12:47Ang saray!
12:49So ayun na nga.
12:50I am your mime.
12:51And I am gonna be your host.
12:54Sa ating first ever season
12:56of Last One Laughing Philippines!
13:01Woo!
13:02Woo!
13:03Woo!
13:03Oh!
13:04Uwupo muna kayo.
13:06Kumalma kayo.
13:07Okay.
13:08Individually, nabrief na kayo sa rules bago pumasok sa bahay.
13:11At naririto kayo, pinagsama-sama namin kayo para sa isang mission.
13:16To make each other laugh.
13:18Oh!
13:19Wow!
13:20Pero, may isang batas na hindi pwedeng hindi sundin.
13:25Bawal tumawa.
13:26Oh, shoot!
13:28Mati na matibay dito.
13:30Kailangan, malaman natin kung sino sa inyo ang pinakamahusay sa pagpipigil ng tawa o ngisi o ngiti.
13:35Dahil ang tatanghalin natin, last one laughing,
13:38ay tatanggap ng trophy at one million pesos!
13:44Yes!
13:46Wow!
13:47Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:51Ang ganda!
13:52Good luck sa inyong lahat!
13:53Okay.
13:54Last tawa, go!
13:55Itodo nyo na yan!
14:00Good luck, everyone!
14:04Babu!
14:05Bye, mate!
14:07Bye, mate!
14:09Naka-exact!
14:11Ayun na magsisimula na, sino kaya ang unang titi kumabunga nga sa mga yan?
14:15Bilang ang dadaldal nila.
14:16Espre, lahat na ondito merong camera.
14:19Lahat nito meron.
14:21Ayan, habang nagkakagulo sila at tumatawa pa, simulan na natin agad-agad ang six-hour countdown!
14:29Let's start!
14:34Ayun!
14:36Ayun!
14:37So, bawal na tumawang.
14:39Hi!
14:40Ready na kayo!
14:41Halakparan!
14:42Go, go, go, guys!
14:44Sinong marunong mag-gupit ng buhok?
14:46Meron ba sa inyo marunong mag-gupit?
14:48Ayun, sabi ko na, ikaw magsasuggesting.
14:50Meron mag-gupit.
14:51Serious sila, o.
14:52Ako din ang pag-gupit.
14:52Manipis na to, eh.
14:56Paano at siya'y reveal, si Chad?
14:58Agad-agad.
15:00Paano to, eh?
15:01Ang tawag dito, Undercut?
15:02Parang ang inisip ko nung nag-take na,
15:06bisibisihan ako kasi natatawa na ako agad.
15:09Bakit siya umiiyak?
15:11Pwede tayo mag-gym?
15:14Si Kim, three minutes in,
15:16MMK na agad.
15:17Alam mo yung drama agad?
15:19Tululuha, ganun nakaharap sa ano.
15:21May eksena na siya.
15:25Umakain ng tinapay tapos umiiyak.
15:28Masaya!
15:33Parang may lumalapit yata sa akin, eh.
15:34Parang, alam mo yung parang may
15:36may evil spirits na pupunta sa likod mo?
15:39Si Chad yun.
15:40Yung gumaganyan na,
15:41Piffy, Piffy.
15:43Eh, alam ko na yun, eh.
15:44Kilala ko si Chad, eh.
15:45Huwag mo ako napisang!
15:48Huwag mo ako napisang!
15:50Huwag mo ako napisang talaga!
15:54Kung tatanungin ako
15:55kung ginag-gang-up nila ako
15:57dahil ako nga yung bungis-ngis,
15:58sa tingin ko, oo.
16:00Itong mga to talaga, ah.
16:02Ayok na hayok, ah.
16:04Sabi ko, ganun, isang milyon, ah.
16:06Hoy, asa na yung mga lalaki niyo?
16:08Nagre-ready na yung mga lalaki.
16:10Kailangan marami akong mapatawa rito.
16:12Nag-goal umagal ako.
16:15Guys, attention!
16:16Attention, guys!
16:18May inaisip lang ako idea.
16:21Pag ano tayo, parang,
16:22ano tayo, magbagsakan tayo,
16:24napakilala natin kasi hindi naman tayo
16:25lagi magkakasama, di ba?
16:27So, may, ano naman tayo,
16:29may nagbi-beatbox naman.
16:30So, magpakilala tayo isa-isa
16:32ng, pero in a wrap way.
16:35Ganon, ganon ha, in a wrap way.
16:37Oo. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
16:38Let's go, let's go, let's go.
16:39Laki ng katawan, eh.
16:40Sino muna?
16:41Kona muna.
16:42Kona!
16:44Hey!
16:45Hey!
16:45Hey!
16:46Hey! Go!
16:46Ako si Chad Kinis, mukhang kakainis.
16:49Ako'y may alamat, yun lang makatapat.
16:51Ako'y malupet, kumakain ng puwet.
16:55Here we go!
16:56Sabihin mo sa lola mo na break na kami.
16:59Ako si Negi.
17:00Chad, lagi ka nakatiba.
17:02Hindi mo naman lasa bak.
17:04Ah, ah, palipot pala siya.
17:06So, hindi pala kailangan magaling, Negi, no?
17:08Oo.
17:09Don't you stay?
17:10Don't you stay?
17:11I'm super fried, it's a razzadababisi.
17:14I'm not a festival, Zimbabacha, somebody stop me.
17:16We're gonna flow, we're gonna go, we're gonna rule, we're gonna go.
17:18Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
17:22What is missing?
17:24Tuesday!
17:25Tagal!
17:29Welcome to me, me, winner, me.
17:34Pray, pray, pray, na kayo'y malos, loss, loss, loss.
17:40Yay!
17:42Have that parade!
17:43Yeah!
17:44Special performance.
17:46Ladies and gentlemen.
17:49The Precious.
17:55Oh!
17:57Tinahanap ko ang sing-sing,
18:00kasi ito'y Lord of the ring.
18:02Yeah!
18:03Oh.
18:03You're gonna be able to find out who's the best.
18:08You're going to have a hand.
18:10You're going to have a hand.
18:11You're going to have a hand.
18:13Why are you wearing a hand?
18:16You're wearing a hand.
18:18Yeah!
18:19Boy!
18:20Boy!
18:22Jason, you're a different person.
18:24Give me some beat!
18:26Long S, boy.
18:28Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:36My name is Empoy.
18:38Halihalihoy.
18:39Sinong matalo siyang unggoy?
18:41Check the hood!
18:41Ha-ha!
18:42Hey!
18:43Unggoy daw, be. Unggoy daw.
18:44Tawag mo siya.
18:55Hala, ako yun? Nihilong card agad?
18:58First award.
19:00Ano ang tanungin natin?
19:01Pwede ito, Mamie!
19:03Mamie!
19:03Para masyado kayong masaya?
19:05Ah!
19:06Mamie!
19:08Bakit? Bakit, Mamie?
19:09Alam!
19:10Alam!
19:11Ako ba, nako?
19:12Para, ilang pa lang?
19:15Fifteen minutes!
19:16Fifteen minutes pa lang yung nakakalipas.
19:17Fifteen minutes pa lang nakakalipas.
19:18Mayroon lang hindi nakapagpigil.
19:21Masyadong masaya.
19:22May binitbit na kaligayahan ang puso nung pumasok sa bahay ni Lola.
19:25Sino d'yan?
19:27Sino kaya? Ako ba yan?
19:28Kim!
19:30Shit, yung hotdog.
19:32Naging sausage ka na bigla.
19:35So, sino sa palagay mo?
19:38Tumawa ka ba kanina sa palagay mo?
19:40Di ko alam.
19:41Yata.
19:43Ikaw, Pepe. Tumawa ka ba kanina?
19:45Di ko rin alam eh.
19:46Ang hirap mamonitor.
19:48Oo.
19:49Lalo na pag in the zone.
19:50Let's watch this.
19:57Ege.
19:59Tapos ka na.
19:59Tapos ka na.
20:00Pepe!
20:01Pepe!
20:02Go, Pepe!
20:08Anlaki pala!
20:09Anlaki pala nun ta.
20:10Ito kasi!
20:11Ito kasi!
20:12Ito kasi!
20:12Hindi ka nagbigay ng pahalik ka!
20:14Sorry!
20:15Pero walang kulong.
20:16Wag ka makalala.
20:17Kasi first of best of best.
20:18Puna ka na agad.
20:19Pamininga ni Epo'y natatawa sa kanya ako pa.
20:23Yellow card ka!
20:24Yellow card!
20:25Patawahin po ako.
20:26Bibi, talaga hindi ako nagtigil!
20:30Nakakaloka ka.
20:31Okay!
20:32May isa pa.
20:33Let's watch this.
20:35Talawa!
20:40Oh!
20:41Oh!
20:41Oh boy!
20:44Oh boy!
20:45Oh boy!
20:46Oh!
20:47Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:53And takal, diba?
20:54Unagaga pa naman,
20:55Six hours itong show na to.
20:57Bakit pin 10 minutes pala,
20:58nakakuha na agad ako?
20:59Mahina ba nila lang?
21:01Dusto ko na ipaalala sa'yo.
21:03Hindi ka guest performer dito!
21:06Contestant, tumidyang ka o!
21:07Ang takal nung tawa mo eh!
21:08So you think you're going to give them a lot to them?
21:12Is it a show?
21:15There's more men than me.
21:18Don't me.
21:21The assignment is to give them one to one so you can win.
21:24I'll win your self.
21:27You're fighting yourself, Jamie.
21:29Wow!
21:31You're the first one to hold me.
21:33You're the first one to hold me.
21:34How's it from you, Negi?
21:35You're not going to laugh here?
21:37I'm not going to laugh.
21:38I'm not going to laugh.
21:40Jason and Negi,
21:42warning, yellow card.
21:43I'm here.
21:44One offense.
21:46You'll get the red card later.
21:50Good luck, everyone!
21:55Five hours, forty-five minutes, forty-six seconds.
21:59It's too hard.
22:01Maybe in an hour, we'll finish this show.
22:06What's that?
22:07Is that a world record?
22:08Is that a show of the LOL?
22:10Is that a award?
22:12Good luck.
22:13Perfect!
22:14Thank you!
22:14Papo!
22:16A few minutes left,
22:17but there's a decision.
22:20Yellow card for Negi and Jason.
22:23Don't be afraid of laughing
22:24because if you're going to get back,
22:26you're going to get back.
22:28Let's resume.
22:30What?
22:32Let's go.
22:33Let's go.
22:34Let's go.
22:35Make it shade.
22:36Make it shade.
22:36There's a barber shop here,
22:37if you want.
22:38Spagpag-upit.
22:39Oh, i-bili yung lasig ng o-eye.
22:41Inakait mo ba yung bigote mo?
22:43Sometimes, pag 5.34 a.m.
22:46Oh, my God!
22:48Kakalbuhin si ano, Pepe?
22:50Hey!
22:51Magpapashave siya ng ulo.
22:54Grabe. Hardcore.
22:57Weakness ko siguro nang matuturing kung may weakness ako,
23:00yung mga pangulat na joke.
23:03Lobat.
23:04Tapos na to?
23:04Okay na.
23:05Lobat na eh.
23:07Lobat eh.
23:08Lobat.
23:09Okay naman.
23:10Okay naman siya.
23:12Si Negi nak pang basketball.
23:14Bakalang Lebron James.
23:17Ayun naman pala marami.
23:20Pero tayo, may libangan.
23:22Oye!
23:24So na ring.
23:24Eh, hindi nyo naitatanong nung araw eh.
23:26Napakawagusay ko rin mag-basketball.
23:29At napamahal din ako sa mga basketball player.
23:32Bigyo!
23:33Pao nga lang.
23:35Paano yun? Paano yung shoot? Paano yung shoot?
23:37Doon na ka-kita ko si Negi nakapong basketball.
23:40Paano yung shoot?
23:43Wow!
23:44Parang this is the perfect time.
23:47Light camera.
23:49Go!
23:52Hi!
23:53Oi!
23:55Oi!
23:56Pati pa mo yan.
23:57Pati pa yun.
23:59Pati pa mi agad. Bakit? Bakit siya?
24:02Hello, everyone!
24:07Let's go, Peachy!
24:09Welcome to...
24:10Todo na to!
24:16Thanks to my...
24:17award-giving buddy!
24:23As much as I can,
24:26ang iniiwasan ko,
24:27si Ate Rufa May.
24:29Kasi baka lumabas ang pagiging fangirl ko.
24:31Ito pong todo na to,
24:34ay pag-uusapan natin ang tatlong wisdom.
24:38Three words of wisdom from Rufa May.
24:42Ito...
24:42Yes!
24:43Go, go, go!
24:46Eat healthy at balanced diet.
24:49Kaya...
24:50Go, grow, grow!
24:51Yes!
24:52Go, grow, grow!
24:54Yes!
24:55Go, go, go!
24:56Go, go, go!
24:57So, para sa ating ng English viewer,
24:59tatagalogin natin, ay Englishin natin ang Tagalog ng mga gulay galing sa bahay kubo.
25:05O, ito.
25:07Unahin na natin yung Singka Mas.
25:09Singka Mas.
25:09In English...
25:14Singka Mas.
25:16Ah!
25:17While...
25:17In the mas,
25:19bring it up.
25:21As a mas eh.
25:22As a mas.
25:24As a mas.
25:24Oh, facial mas.
25:25Singka mas.
25:26Singka mas.
25:27Okay.
25:27Kaya pa, Pepe?
25:29Kaya pa, Pepe?
25:30Pangalawang gulay.
25:31Talong!
25:32Talong!
25:33Talong!
25:33Very long!
25:34Saburito ko yan!
25:35Yes!
25:36Talong!
25:39Go, jump!
25:41Go, jump!
25:43Like that!
25:44Talong!
25:47Sigarilyas!
25:48Ayan, paano yan?
25:49Siga!
25:50Matapang!
25:51Tough!
25:52Siga!
25:54Sarilias ng train!
25:56Siga!
25:58Siga!
25:59Siga!
26:00Siga!
26:01Kaya pa?
26:03Para nakatapak ng tain!
26:06Anyways!
26:07Oo!
26:08Si next!
26:09Ayan, Mane!
26:10Ayan!
26:10Ayan!
26:11Ayan!
26:12Oo, Mane!
26:13Before!
26:15Mane!
26:17Pacquiao!
26:19International!
26:21Oo!
26:22Go, go, go!
26:24Five, five, five!
26:25Bye, bye, bye!
26:27Bye, bye, bye!
26:28Bye, bye, bye!
26:28Pac, pac, pac!
26:30Pac, pac, pac!
26:31Sitaw!
26:32Sitaw!
26:35Sitaw!
26:36Sitaw!
26:36Sitaw!
26:37Sitaw!
26:38You're rocking the boat!
26:42Oo!
26:44Ang ganda ng facial expression!
26:46Oo!
26:46Sitaw!
26:47Sobra!
26:48Okay!
26:49Ang ganda!
26:50Kundol!
26:52Kundol!
26:52Kundol!
26:54Kundolens!
26:55Ha!
26:56Ha!
26:57Ha!
26:57Okay!
26:58May pumanaw!
26:59Syrish!
27:00Syrish!
27:00Syrish!
27:02Syrish!
27:03Syrish!
27:04To the family!
27:06R.I.P.
27:07Syrish!
27:08Syrish!
27:09Yung hindi matatawa doon.
27:10Lahat kami nagpipigil.
27:12Iba klase talaga yung peachy kasi one-liner lahat eh.
27:16Pag hinakapit mo talagang malalaglag.
27:19Sybuyas!
27:20Sybuyas!
27:21Sybuyas!
27:21Ayan, mahirap yan.
27:22Sybuyas!
27:22Oo nga.
27:23Ito.
27:26Sybuyas!
27:28Todo na tour!
27:30Welcome to the Philippines!
27:32Go, go, go!
27:33The tourists!
27:34Yes!
27:35Ha!
27:36Halos yung kaaluluwa ko.
27:37Gusto kung umalis ka muna rito, please.
27:39Sana na may natutunan naman kayo sa aking presentation.
27:43Pero hindi patapos.
27:44Dapat to the highest level na ang good vibes.
27:48Kailangan kong manta na tayo.
27:50Okay, come on.
27:51Go!
27:53Na kanta.
27:54Go, go, go!
27:57Todo na to!
27:58Go, go, go!
28:02Todo na to!
28:03Anay, tatay!
28:05Ay, hindi pa pala.
28:06Todo na to!
28:08Go, go, go!
28:11Todo na to!
28:12Nanay!
28:13Tatay!
28:14Gusto kong tinapat!
28:17Pape!
28:18Kuya!
28:19Gusto kong kape!
28:21Lahat ng gusto ko ay susundin nyo!
28:25Here we go!
28:26Go, go, go!
28:29Ay!
28:29Ayun na, ayun na!
28:30Hindi, hindi ka na lang pupigil!
28:36Pwede na.
28:40Ang dami ng offenses, nakaka-learn.
28:44Totoo ba?
28:45Sino?
28:47Kami!
28:48Face the wall!
28:49Ang hirap niyang madali.
28:51Hindi ka talagang may prepare eh.
28:53Isuka mo nito!
28:54Si Gerald Gago.
28:55Gago.
28:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
28:57The journey ends here!
28:59Sooner or later, bibigay ako.
29:02Baw ka-chot!
29:03Huwe, ha-ha-ha-ha!
29:06Agh!
29:06Agh!
29:07Woo!
29:08I love you.
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