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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 4
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00:00You
00:16Last one and one two three four five six seven
00:24Okay, very good. Thank you very much
00:30Oh
00:31Oh
00:32Oh
00:32Oh
00:37Mimi
00:41Mimi
00:42Sino na naman
00:45Grabe rin yung pabukol ha
00:47Grabe naman sa mukha muna talaga
00:50Bumakat na diba yung ano niya lahat nakaubad na yung ano niya
00:56Go go go
00:57Diba
00:59Pero congratulations
01:01Grabe yung pagtitimpin ninyo kanina dun sa ginagawa ni Gerard
01:05Thank you guys
01:07Nagwawala na kami dun sa choir to
01:09Thank you sa cooperation
01:10Eh eh
01:13Nandiri
01:13Para masandiri ka sa besok
01:15Isa dun sa malapit yung mukha mo sa nose at saka sa wet chai
01:18Sa totoong buhay ba? Ano mang pakiramdam nang nalalapit?
01:20Hindi akong gumagano'n
01:25Siyah
01:25Very fair na siya
01:26Saan mo ka nag-enjoy ka naman
01:27Actually
01:28Ang bilis nga sa akin
01:30Kina-Empoy ang tagal-tagal
01:32Sa akin pagkalapit pa lang
01:33Saka mapuntaan
01:34May enjoy mo eh
01:35Pero surprisingly
01:36Ang pinaka nag-enjoy si Empoy
01:40Si Gerald
01:41Gago
01:42Gago siya
01:43Ang galing na pagtitimpin nyo sa ginagawa ni Gerard
01:46Kahit tawang tawa na kami sa loob
01:48Kayo hindi talaga
01:49Walang nag-react
01:50Ah, Jesus
01:51Pero bakit ba akong may dalarito?
01:53Ah!
01:55Ay, dalawa
02:01Okay
02:03Nakapagtimpi man kayo
02:04Habang ginagawa ni Gerald ang act nga
02:06Pero mukhang hindi kayo nakapagtimpi
02:08Bago yun
02:09Oh!
02:13Let's watch this
02:22Ang saya mo, Izel
02:23May tinutugtog ako
02:25Sabi ko na nga ba eh
02:26Nakangiti ako na
02:27Oh my god, Izel
02:27Ang saya sumaya ka dun
02:28Yung Weezer pinagpapwentoan natin
02:30Ayon!
02:30Ayon!
02:31Habang kumakanta ka masaya kang kumakanta
02:34So ayan
02:36Yellow card for you Tuesday
02:38It's okay
02:39It's okay
02:40It's okay
02:40It was a happy memory
02:41Na unknowingly
02:42While I was telling him the story
02:44Nakangiti ako
02:45Sino bang may warning kanina?
02:52Na hold mo ba ang mga reaction mo?
02:56Matapos kang mabigyan ng yellow card kanina
02:58Hindi ko alam
03:00Hindi mo alam
03:01Dahil sa dami ng mga pangyayari
03:03Para kanino ba ang red card na hawak ko?
03:07Let's watch this
03:13Nakakapalpitate ah
03:15Ang tagal nakakatakot
03:20Wala diba?
03:21Kasi wala namang tatanggap ng red card
03:22Kakainis ka
03:24Bebe!
03:25Ano ba?
03:26Ano ba?
03:26Ano ba?
03:27Ano ba?
03:27Ano ba?
03:28Ay!
03:29Hindi pala ako buti naman
03:31Ano ba?
03:34Ano ba?
03:34Ano ba?
03:35Ano ba?
03:36Ano ba?
03:37Ano ba?
03:38Parang sabi ko
03:39Okay na rin yun
03:40Na matapos na
03:42Kasi parang
03:43Lante naman tayo pupunta doon eh
03:46Kumbaga
03:46Uwing kumpara sa akin
03:48Alam mo yung gano'n
03:49Tanggap ko na
03:50Dahil doon
03:51Tanggap ko na
03:53Tanggap ko na
03:54Pero meron akong isang paalala
03:56Paalala?
03:58Kailangan lahat kayo nagpa-participate
04:01Hindi pwedeng may umiiwas
04:03Pag may ginagawa
04:05O may attempt para patawanin kayo
04:07Okay
04:08Special mention sa'yo, Victor
04:11Okay?
04:12Okay
04:13Good luck sa aking muling pagbabalik
04:16Yung naramdaman ko talaga yung kabog
04:18Na parang ano ata ko, imatay nata ako dito ah
04:21Yellow!
04:23Are you okay?
04:24Yan ang bati ng yellow card kay Tuesday
04:27Thank you guys
04:28Anong ko napagod guys
04:29Nalim mo kasi eh
04:31Oh naka-smell si Peachy eh
04:33Go back to work!
04:39Okay
04:40Bakit di kaya tayo mag-iinuman?
04:42Nang siya may alak
04:44May balak
04:45May balak
04:45Kaya laklak
04:46Tama
04:47Straight!
04:48Pero bawal
04:49Humalakhak
04:50Tama!
05:11Tama!
05:12Spirit of the Plastic
05:16Feeling ko si Chad
05:17Nung past life niya
05:19Isa siyang parail eh
05:20Oo bakit
05:21Ayan na!
05:22Ayan na!
05:23Ayan na!
05:24Tinapian ang espiritu ng plastic
05:26Yung sa espiritu ng plastic
05:28Kasi fan ako ng ano eh
05:30Yung mga kwento na sinasan ni Iban
05:32So naisip ko
05:33Baka lahat ng bagay may espiritu
05:36Okay ka lang?
05:39Okay
05:40Parang hindi
05:41Si Chad! Chad!
05:42Hintayin ka daw ni Pepper Chad
05:43Oo sige
05:47Ah, magiging isa kayo
05:49Tama po, conspire
05:50Ah, okay
05:52Conspire
05:53Conspire
05:54Conspiracy
05:55Tama naman yung conspire
05:57Conspire
05:57Conspire and combine
05:58Conspire
05:59Tama naman yun
06:00Okay, ikaw muna
06:01Ito muna
06:02Sa amin
06:04Ikaw
06:05Ikaw
06:05Charade ulito, no?
06:06Ikaw, kayo, Chad
06:08Ayan!
06:09Ayan!
06:09Shad!
06:10Shad!
06:11Kasama makakalaw kasama ka
06:12Shad?
06:13Huwag kayong masyad, okay?
06:15Guys, natakot ako
06:17Kasi
06:18Nakikita ko
06:19Tinatray ni Pepping
06:20Maglabas ng hangin pala
06:22Doon sa pagkakapaking tape niyo
06:24Parang pumunta lang siya sa danger level
06:28Ay?
06:29May plastic
06:33Grabe
06:39Grabe
06:40Hindi ko anong nakakahinga siya eh
06:41Ito ba ang unang mai-eliminate sa last one laughing by death?
06:48Alam mo, napkin niya ni Charly
06:50Alam mo, napkin niya ni Charly
06:51Alam mo, napkin niya ni Charly
06:54Nanina pa na sa bunganga niya, yun ano?
06:56Ang kinaya ko naman yung magpasok ng dalawang supot sa plastic
07:00Medyo nakakasuka lang
07:01Minsan, ito na yung spirito ng plastic ah
07:03You human beings don't need single-use plastic in your lives
07:08Gusto ko yung may advocacy
07:10Perfect!
07:11I like it!
07:12Much respect to you, Pepe
07:13Kasi tama yung sinabi mo
07:15Also, it is dangerous for your own planet
07:20Yes
07:20Yan lamang
07:22Maraming salamat
07:22Thank you, thank you, thank you
07:24Salamat
07:25Thank you for using this platform
07:27Thank you for that
07:28Eh, gusto ko yung may advocacy ka
07:29Thank you, nasingit mo yun na
07:31Gusto ko yun
07:31May message lang ako for everyone
07:34Okay
07:34Gusto ko lang itong parealize sa inyo
07:36Kasi this is my dream
07:37Did I make the right decision?
07:40Tama ba itong gagawin ko?
07:42It's my dream
07:43To become a beauty queen
07:46At kaya ko magpakilala
07:46ng kahit anong bansa
07:48mula A to Z
07:51At simulan natin to
07:53na kayo ang magsasabi ng letters
07:56A
07:56A
07:57G
07:58C
08:00D
08:00D
08:02M
08:04Isa, tagal lang
08:05Isa-isa lang
08:06A, A muna
08:07A muna
08:07Kaya lang ako A to G
08:08Isa-isa lang
08:08Sige, A pa lang
08:10Sinihiraan na naman ni Peachy
08:12From the top
08:13Ready?
08:15A
08:20Ang kalaban ng mga Arabo
08:22Aruba
08:24Hindi ako masyado natawa dun
08:26Familiar ako dun eh
08:27Ginagawa sa comedy ba yun?
08:29A
08:31E
08:32Hindi mo kaya lakarin
08:33Hindi mo kaya tricycle
08:35Egypt
08:36A
08:38F
08:39A
08:41F
08:42W
09:09I really engaged them all so that the speech will engage them.
09:12M.
09:13M.
09:14M.
09:15M, boy.
09:16Shit, I don't have to think about it.
09:17You know that? Michigan?
09:20You're not a country of Michigan.
09:22I've already been a country because if you don't have a banter,
09:25you'll be able to get punished or give you a punishment.
09:28Don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, don't give up.
09:30Yes!
09:32He's also a country.
09:34N, N.
09:35Why don't you think he's a country?
09:36You're not a country.
09:37You're the only one who's a country.
09:39One is Nepal.
09:41Nepal!
09:43I'm also a country.
09:45I mean, I have a banter, I have a question.
09:48I'm a bit nervous, I feel like I'm hungry.
09:54S.
09:56S.
09:58Happy to Serbia.
10:02I like the country.
10:04Serbia.
10:05T.
10:05T.
10:06T.
10:07T.
10:07T.
10:07Ano na?
10:08T.
10:09T.
10:10T.
10:10T.
10:11T.
10:12T.
10:12T.
10:16Yung kay Chad, nabili ba ako kasi improve pala?
10:18Talagang commit din kong commit eh.
10:20Okay, last.
10:21Z.
10:22Z.
10:28Zambia!
10:30Ay, alam ko na.
10:31Zambia!
10:41Zambia!
10:44Zambia!
10:46Zambia!
10:48Parang may umis small!
10:52So,
11:01di na rin natin alam kung ano ba?
11:04kung niti na ba or ano...
11:08Pepe, thank you so much for using the platform.
11:11Yes, of course.
11:12That's right.
11:13Your advocacy earlier.
11:15That's what I wanted.
11:16We were surprised and that was beautiful.
11:18Yeah.
11:20Okay, what's the most beautiful in that advocacy
11:23if you can see your smile?
11:26Wow.
11:29I have...
11:31...in the air.
11:32It's a tubo.
11:34Ooh.
11:35We're all ready.
11:36We're ready for the yellow card.
11:40Why don't you leave me, Chad?
11:45I don't know.
11:46Do you want to do it?
11:47What do you want?
11:48No!
11:49Maybe this is the meat of my life.
11:52I feel like I'm going to break it up.
11:54I'm really crying.
11:56Pepe.
11:57Yes?
11:58Do you want to play an oddball at the outside?
12:00Oh, God.
12:03Oh, God.
12:03I think it's all right to you.
12:05I'm so sorry.
12:06I'm so sorry.
12:06Because I thought, is that me?
12:08Victor, Empoy, Chad, Pepe.
12:13Yes.
12:14Who will get this?
12:16They're just...
12:18They're red.
12:20They're red.
12:21Congratulations to you.
12:23Wow!
12:23Yes.
12:24Because this is a good one.
12:26Oh!
12:27Half chopper.
12:27What a good one.
12:28What a good one.
12:29What a good one, Mi.
12:31Red card.
12:32There's a magic.
12:33Oh.
12:33Oh, yeah.
12:35What a good one.
12:36I was a comedian.
12:37Now, you're a magician.
12:38You're a magician.
12:39You're a magician.
12:39You're a magician now?
12:40I'm a magician.
12:41I'm a magician, so I'm a racket.
12:43So I'm a magician now.
12:44Si Vice nga, kaya siya magaling na, ano, host.
12:47Paglalaroan niya yung emotions mo eh.
12:49So hindi mo malaman kung ano mangyayari.
12:51Ang yellow card, naging red card.
12:54So sino ba mga candidates for red card?
12:56Tuesday.
12:57Tuesday and...
12:58Rufa.
13:00Tuesday and Rufa May.
13:02Ay.
13:03My gosh.
13:06Tumayo kayong dalawa.
13:08Maghawak kamay.
13:09At sabay nating, panoorin ito.
13:16Happy to serve ya.
13:18Oh.
13:19Gusto ko yung bansa na yun ah.
13:21Galing na na.
13:22Tee.
13:22Ano na?
13:23Tee.
13:25Oh, no.
13:27Oh, during the pageant.
13:28Oh, during the pageant.
13:30Yung finifeed mo, kasi salita ka ng salita.
13:33So yung finifeed mo sa kanya, ikaw yung natatawang sa sinasabi mo.
13:37Sasarili kong joke, actually.
13:38Hali ako natatawa.
13:39Hindi naman sa kanila.
13:41Nakalimutan ko.
13:42Natawa ko.
13:43Dinawot ka rin ang sarili mo talaga.
13:45Sayang, Peachy, kasi ikaw pa mo din ang pinakamaraming na biktima so far.
13:49Siya ang pinakamaraming napatawa eh.
13:51Ang dami sinabi ni Chad eh.
13:53Si Rufa May, hindi siya natatawa sa mga piyesa natin.
13:57Pag nare-relax siya, nakikita ko medyo humingiti siya.
14:00So, parang mamimiss nyo na si Ate Peach.
14:02Sobra.
14:02Sobra.
14:03See you guys.
14:05Parang nakikita ko na rin sa mukha ni Peachy.
14:07Tama na, we na tayo.
14:10Bagod na ako.
14:11Umakada na yung pagkatita.
14:13Parang gusto na mahiga.
14:14Yung ganun magpamanicure.
14:16Sabi mo kanina, parang okay lang sa'yo lumabas.
14:18Ayan tuloy.
14:19Okay lang.
14:19Okay.
14:20Anong nakijoy ka?
14:20Taw dito, go, go, go, out.
14:22Okay lang mo nang biskina.
14:23Anong taw dito?
14:24Go, go, go, out.
14:26Indah.
14:26Go, go, go.
14:27Gay.
14:28Go, go, go.
14:30Our fourth record, Rufa May, Quinto.
14:33Sorry, you just lost.
14:35Okay, okay, okay.
14:38Kamusta sila?
14:38Nagre-relax ba?
14:41Let's go.
14:42Back to work.
14:49Atte, atte, naliligaw ka ba, atte?
14:52Ito, atte.
14:54Alam ko kagad na taong grasa siya, so I have to connect.
14:58Atte, madumi yan.
15:01Madumi, eto nga, eto nga.
15:03Uy, may nalilimos, ah.
15:05May nalilimos, pare.
15:07Wait lang.
15:10Parang kapilala ko yan, ah.
15:11Oo nga, eh.
15:12Oo nga, eto ate, ah.
15:13Eto.
15:14Ito, tinapay.
15:16Tinapay.
15:16Sige lang, kain lang.
15:20Ay mo?
15:20Nasaan yung kalaro ko?
15:22Ayun!
15:22Ayun yung kalaro mo.
15:23Ayun!
15:24Yung kalaro mo.
15:25Ay, si Marites.
15:26Ah?
15:28Marites, kanina pa kita hinahanap doon sa melo.
15:31Bakit, bakit na, nawala ka roon?
15:35Ha?
15:35Hinahanap ka ng mga magulang mo.
15:37Ikaw, M, po, ya.
15:39Ikaw, ah.
15:40Duda ako sa'yo, magkakalala ba talaga kayo nito?
15:41Oo, kasi kalaro ko siya, katlasi ko siya nung grade...
15:44Patulayan mo, paano ang magkakalala nito?
15:46Katlasi ko siya nung grade 2.
15:48Paano makikakalala siya?
15:50Ay, makuha ka mas madili sa kanya.
15:51Katlasi ko siya nung grade 2.
15:53Hindi nyo lang nalalaman.
15:54I don't care.
15:56Putang ikakalala ka.
15:57Ang pangalan mo?
15:59Stephanie.
16:01Sosyal?
16:02Dalawa kasi yung pangalan niya.
16:03Stephanie Maricel Eugenio De Bird.
16:07Oh my gosh, ang pangalan niya, Stephanie?
16:10Buh!
16:11Buh!
16:12Buh!
16:13Buh!
16:13Buh!
16:13Buh!
16:13Putang, ayaw mo, prepe, gago ka.
16:16Ginulat mo ko.
16:17Buh!
16:18Buh!
16:19Buh!
16:19Buh!
16:20Buh!
16:21Buh!
16:23Buh!
16:23I'm going to collaborate.
16:25It's nice to portray the Taonggrasa.
16:27I'm going to go.
16:28That's the classic.
16:29That's Anthony.
16:31I'm going to go.
16:32I'm going to go.
16:33It's a jowa.
16:35Ava!
16:37Ava!
16:39Grace is the Taonggrasa.
16:41She's a character.
16:42She's educated.
16:43I didn't get into the plot twist.
16:45Because Pepe is the Taonggrasa.
16:49It's a tough thing to do.
16:50It's a tough thing to do, Pepe.
16:51Because she's the Taonggrasa.
16:55Ava!
16:56Ava!
16:57Oh!
16:58I don't want that.
16:59I don't want that.
17:01I don't care.
17:02I don't care.
17:05Oh!
17:05Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:07That's commercial.
17:08It's very delicate.
17:13Maritas!
17:14Isuka mo dito!
17:16Isuka mo dito!
17:17Ava!
17:19Ava!
17:19Ava!
17:20Ava!
17:21Kailangan't pasukan ko to.
17:22I don't wanna be left out.
17:24Ava!
17:25Isuka mo dito, Maritas!
17:26Ava!
17:27Ava!
17:28Ava!
17:29Ava!
17:30Si Tuesday, pwede mag-top three to is because she's very committed and she's very smart as a comedian.
17:35Writer kasi yan eh.
17:37Maritas, wag ka tumai dyan!
17:39Wag dyan!
17:40Ava!
17:41Hindi yan ang turo ng atin.
17:42Ava!
17:44Ava!
17:45Come on!
17:45Hindi naman dyan ang turo sabi-sabi.
17:47It's cool natin eh.
17:49Ha!
17:49Oh!
17:50Wow!
17:50Ava!
17:52Ava!
17:54Ava!
17:56Ip!
17:57Ip!
17:58Ip!
17:59Ip!
18:00Ip!
18:01My gosh!
18:02Hindi ko kinakaya kasi Pepe and doon sa harap ko.
18:05Oh my gosh!
18:06Sabi ko, anong ginagawa n'yo?
18:09Gendo!
18:10May na Julie Vega ako.
18:14Ooooooh!
18:16Ooooooh!
18:17Ooooooh!
18:25Sino yun?
18:26Hindi kayo!
18:27Saka yun mo, Pepe, sinabayan mo talagay taong grasa ko!
18:31Gagin nyo!
18:32Hindi niya ako bilitawan putong hinopin!
18:34Mga ka-klasik nito!
18:35Kasi mahirap pag mag-isalan taong grasa.
18:37Hindi ko narin talang kung paano sasaba yan eh.
18:39Sa room natin.
18:40Ang baboy na ng room.
18:42Anong pagod ako sa kamomodeling ko dito, ha?
18:45Mime!
18:48Sabi ko magpahingak eh.
18:50Dahil pagod ako sa runway na to.
18:53Nagsawala ko sa kamomodeling state ko dito sa runway na to, dahil.
18:56Madulas, madulas ha?
18:58Madulas yun ano?
18:59Slippery.
18:59Kasi may tais sa stage, ay ingat.
19:01Grabe to, o!
19:02Diba?
19:03Hindi ko kaya...
19:04Hindi ko inakalang aabot ka dito Tuesday.
19:09It's groundbreaking.
19:10Never pa ako nakakausap ng tae sa buong buhay ko.
19:13Doon lang.
19:14Sa sino ang gusto makakuha ng award?
19:16Kami!
19:17O, salbahay ka!
19:18Nakasaka mo!
19:18Ay, kaso ni Empoy makakuha ng award.
19:23Sino makakuha ng award for the first time?
19:26Ayan na.
19:28Panoorin natin ito.
19:33O!
19:36Ayan nga ba?
19:39O, kan....
19:40Ayan ba?
19:40Sure ba kayo?
19:41Ayan ba talaga?
19:42Ang video.
19:43Inaabangan natin.
19:44OO!
19:50Ooooo!
19:51Oh!
19:54He's got a smile, so he's not a yellow card.
19:57The red card is what I gave him.
20:01It's Tuesday. Thank you.
20:03Because you introduced me to a character that you can use.
20:06Then you give me a point.
20:08So let's work again.
20:09He's got to commit to the character.
20:11He's forgot to use the character as a attack.
20:14He's happy to see a person who's eating.
20:17He's got a smile.
20:18He's got a commitment to the character.
20:22Hug you na yung friend mo, lalo ka na.
20:32Hindi man ako laking glamorous dito sa show na to.
20:36Kasi ang pangarap ko lang talaga ay maging maganda sa TV.
20:39Bakit nanakaw niyo yun sa akin?
20:44Pagka mag-alala, hindi naman ikaw ang huli.
20:47Na mabibigyan ng award dahil...
20:53Isa pa.
20:55Isa sa inyong lima ay maaaring mabigyan ng yellow card.
20:59Kung sa loob ng 30 minutes,
21:02ay wala kayong mapapatawa.
21:05Oh! Lagot!
21:07Naririto kayo, pinagsama-sama namin kayo para sa isang misyon.
21:11To make each other laugh.
21:14Oh!
21:16Except for Chad and Pepe.
21:19Oh!
21:20Na si Chad at si Pepe may napatawan at may napalabas.
21:23Piling kong kayang-kaya kong ipanalo to.
21:25Nakita ko na yung mga natitira.
21:27Sabi ko, ah, okay.
21:29Gerald, Empoy at Victor.
21:32Sa loob ng 30 minutes,
21:33kung wala pa rin kayong mapapatawa
21:34or at least mapapangiti,
21:37mapapatawan kayo ng yellow card.
21:39Just for this moment,
21:40kalaban natin itong mga kaibigan ko.
21:42Parang ganun yung nakita ko sa kanila eh.
21:43Nasyak ako na nag-stay ng matagal.
21:46Yung patay na bata nga, si Victor.
21:48Bye guys! Good luck!
21:50I'm rooting for all of you.
21:52Ang only regret ko lang doon is,
21:54taong grasa lang ako hanggang matapos lahat.
21:57Ang ikalimang red card ng Pilipinas,
22:00Tuesday Vargas.
22:02Tignan natin kung ano naman ang characters
22:03na gagawin nila ngayon.
22:06Okay, let's proceed!
22:09Let's go!
22:11Nilabas ko yung mime kasi sinabihan na kami na
22:15within 30 minutes,
22:17kailangan may mapatawa kayo.
22:20Ano yan?
22:22Lubid.
22:23Lubid.
22:24Lubid.
22:25Mabigat.
22:27Mabigat.
22:28Magaan?
22:29Feeling.
22:31Inaalala ko yung movie namin ni Alessandra,
22:33yung Walang Kaparis.
22:33nagmamime ako doon.
22:34Sabi ko sa kanya,
22:35Sika ako, mamime tayo.
22:37Sundan kita ganyan-ganyan.
22:38Para patawanin natin sila something ganyan.
22:46Hi guys!
22:47Hi!
22:48Kung ang board kayo dyan.
22:50Hindi naman.
22:50Let's play!
22:52Let's play!
22:52Yay!
22:54Okay, Chad.
22:56Yes po.
22:57Punta ko doon sa confessional mirror.
22:59May kukunin kang pitaka doon.
23:01Go now, please!
23:02Pitaka!
23:06Pag di mo nahanap yun, Chad,
23:07mababawasan ka ng walong mula.
23:09Nakita ko na po.
23:09Nakita ko na po.
23:10Okay.
23:11May pera dyan sa pitakang nahanap ni Chad
23:14mula doon sa drawer.
23:16So, ngayon maglalaro tayo ng laglag pera.
23:18Laglag pera.
23:20So, kailangan mag-partner-partner.
23:22Partner-partner.
23:23Tapos kailangan mahuli yung ilalaglag na pera.
23:26Ilan kayo dyan?
23:27Lima po.
23:28Five po.
23:29Oo.
23:29So, kailangan ng isang kapartner.
23:35Tatingin ko si Nadjanya yun.
23:37Nirequest na yun kay Vyse.
23:39Ako nailagay mo.
23:40Ako na ipasok mo, Vyse.
23:41Ito na ang pagkakataon ko para makaganti.
23:46Kaya na!
23:48Pare!
23:48Pare!
23:49Kamusta?
23:50Pare!
23:52Pare!
23:52Pare!
23:53Pare!
23:53Pare!
23:54Pare!
23:56Okay, let's start the game.
23:58Pepe, sino ka-partner mo?
23:59Negi!
24:00Ayan, o.
24:01Negi.
24:01Okay, Pepe and Negi.
24:07Al!
24:08Bakit?
24:08Parang dirindiri siya talaga sa dila ko eh.
24:11Di ba alam nyo yan?
24:11Ayoko sa Pepe.
24:13Muling nakakita ko niyan.
24:14Diyos ko gabi, nasuka ako.
24:17Sapanga, sapanga, sapanga.
24:21Ah!
24:23Yung ex ko nga naghiwalay kami.
24:25Kinaya ko.
24:26Pero ito talaga hindi ko kinaya.
24:28Mga hayop kayo.
24:29Okay, next naman!
24:30Next naman!
24:31Naano-anak ko eh!
24:33Empoy and Gerald!
24:44Sayang, sayang.
24:45Sayang?
24:47Gusto ko lang naman maramdaman ko yung bigote ni Empoy eh.
24:50Gago!
24:51Tiraulo ka.
24:53Gago.
24:55Sapay, sapay.
24:56Sapay, sapay, sapay.
24:56Munti ka na eh.
24:57Sapa.
25:03Sayang.
25:05Parang kahihirapan si Gerald.
25:07I-partner nyo nga si Empoy kay Pepe, please.
25:14Ay!
25:21Nung kami ni Pepe, kakaiba talaga.
25:23Parang yung janitor fish ko.
25:26Hindi naman labas dila, pero yung gilagid, medyo sumibasib na.
25:32Galing mo pare.
25:34Komedyang ka.
25:35I now pronounce you husband and husband.
25:39Iba'y lasa eh.
25:40Lasang sahig talaga eh.
25:42Tumigin ka lang sahig eh.
25:44Before.
25:45Elementary days.
25:47Si Chad naman at saka si Victor!
25:49I just want you to know, Victor, that kahit anong mangyari, tanggap kita.
25:53Yung lag-lag pera, parang naisip ko na lang na ano, sa next na lang.
25:58Sa next na lang.
25:59Parang parang gano'n.
26:01Ay, pagkaka.
26:02Oh!
26:04Maling.
26:05Kami ni Victor.
26:06Akala ko pa mo din, chance ko na.
26:07Bakla ka yun, Tatol!
26:09Bakla ka ba?
26:09Ano?
26:10Iiwas si bakla.
26:10Pare bakla ka ba pare?
26:12Walang bakla rito ah!
26:13Bakla nito, pare ha?
26:14Parang hindi ko matatapatan to.
26:17Galing nga, Matol.
26:17Okay.
26:18O, ikaw.
26:19Try mo nga pare.
26:22One.
26:25Ah, isang pa pare.
26:26Hindi mo nasa.
26:26Pare na ano ka yata eh.
26:28Hindi.
26:29Hindi.
26:29Ikaw yung matras yata.
26:30Pero tumama na yung papel eh.
26:31Hindi mo yata kaya kung nga gagawa.
26:33Tumama na yung papel.
26:33Ah, okay.
26:34Tumama na yung papel.
26:35Hindi yata kaya may.
26:36Ikaw na nga!
26:38Napakatali lang yan eh.
26:39Ikaw na nga gumawa.
26:40Patihing ko si na Johnny Negi na bumalik siya.
26:43Kasi ganun yung ano eh, yung mangyayari eh.
26:46Magkakatukaan.
26:46Tandaan mo, Victor ha.
26:47Yung papel, pamagsak na ganun.
26:49Bumagsak.
26:50Kailangan paghalik mo, di dikit ng ganun.
26:53Ano ka ganun?
26:53Kinabaan ako kasi parang batang nadaya sa laro.
26:56Pero siyempre paparticipate ka.
27:00Uy!
27:01Sayang pare!
27:02Para na-fall ako.
27:04Sana maging kami.
27:05Si Victor yung iiwas ako.
27:06Tapos yun eh, kay Negi hindi.
27:07Mas maganda ako.
27:08Kung bawa ka ng tatlong pera.
27:11Magkakasunod to, ha?
27:12Kailangan makuha nyo yung tatlo.
27:14Gets mo yung Pepe?
27:15Apo.
27:16Okay, gets daw.
27:17Anytime, Negi.
27:18Oh, watch guys.
27:19Watch.
27:20Didila ako buong mukha niya.
27:22Yung ilong niya, papasok ko yung dila ako sa dito niya.
27:26Uy!
27:27Kapa!
27:27Ang baw!
27:29Ang baw!
27:30Ang baw!
27:31Bakit ka ba ginagawa ito sa buhay ko?
27:33Okay daw ako, Pepe.
27:34Pero why did you have to drag me into this?
27:42Okay.
27:45Walang mali siya.
27:46As in talaga ang gusto ko lang talaga maduwal siya.
27:48And I did.
27:52Kudos, Pepe and Chad, for doing that.
27:56Because, kayo lang yung gagawa.
27:58Kung ipakakapanalo nyo yun, sinyo na yun.
28:02Tarantado talaga si Pepe Herrera.
28:04Karabi.
28:04You have to give him the taste of his own medicine.
28:07Isa pa!
28:08Regi, natitira pa!
28:15Wala, hindi talaga nakuha, Mimi!
28:16Nalaglag ba?
28:18Nalaglag.
28:19Nalaglag mo lahat.
28:19Stilo, Pepe.
28:20Pepe, gaya pa ba, Pepe?
28:22Pepe!
28:24Pepe!
28:24Say, dali!
28:25Tumawag kayo ng doktor!
28:26Tumumula!
28:27Naglalaway si Pepe!
28:28Naglalaway si Pepe!
28:30Naglalaway si Pepe!
28:30Naawa sa rabis!
28:31Para po siya nabetser!
28:32Naawa sa rabis!
28:34Pepe, alin na mas matapang.
28:35Yung laway mo, kaya hininga ko.
28:39Tumumula sa rabis!
28:40Pepe!
28:40Tumumula sa rabis!
28:43Tumumula sa rabis!
28:44Ah!
28:51Pee!
28:52Pee!
28:53Pee!
28:54So dirty!
28:56I have here four yellow cards.
29:00Apat!
29:03Huwag!
29:04Mimi huwag!
29:05Okay lang dumulat!
29:06Huwag lang nga nga nga!
29:07Okay huwag!
29:08Oh my God!
29:09Nalusaw yung yellow card!
29:12Biro lang!
29:13Walang personalan!
29:15Pindutin ang x-ray icon
29:17sa screen ng inyong web
29:19or mobile device
29:20at tingnan kung may magsusuntukan.
29:30pithing들ae
29:33ilah
29:34o e各
29:36dan
29:38e
29:41e
29:43apat
29:44y
29:44e
29:48d o
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