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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 2
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00:01Boom!
00:08Boom!
00:15Boom!
00:15Boom!
00:15Boom!
00:15Yay!
00:15Standing ovation!
00:18There's nothing too much.
00:19Hi, you're not there.
00:20Napigil!
00:26Makabukus-wiss!
00:27Sinabi ka nung tumataka!
00:29Oh my God!
00:31Atitikas na maunong niyo!
00:32Bakit?
00:37Nagtanda ka kaya dun sa first yellow card na napuha mo kanina.
00:40So tignan natin kung napigil mo nga.
00:43Woo!
00:48Eat healthy at balanced diet.
00:51Kaya, go, grow, grow!
00:55Para ito!
00:56Ay!
00:57Tumawa ka ba?
00:58Bukan ba't tumawa yan?
01:00Ayun lang!
01:01Napigil mo!
01:02Pero si Kim ang hindi nakapagpigil!
01:04Ah, nadali si Kim.
01:07At least, meron naman akong okay-okay yellow card pa lang.
01:10So okay pa naman.
01:11Idol ko to eh!
01:12Hindi mo siya kinay.
01:14Simula pa lang ang lalana ng tawa niya.
01:16As in, umiiyak siya.
01:18Panay ka talaga ni Tigi.
01:19Panay ako!
01:21Umpisa pa lang.
01:22Tapos nakikita ko na kung paano siya gumalaw,
01:24paano siya magsalita,
01:26paano niya ipresent yung iba't ibang talk niya.
01:30Hindi ko na kinayak.
01:32Nag-fan girl mode ako.
01:33At dahil siyon,
01:35yellow card ka!
01:37Yellow card ka!
01:39Dore me!
01:405 hours, 18 minutes, 56 seconds.
01:44Anong oras kaya ako babalik?
01:45Good luck!
01:46Thank you!
01:47Ayun nga, tayo naman.
01:49Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:52Woohoo!
01:53Woohoo!
01:54Si Kim ang pumaklo
01:56na nakakuha ng yellow.
01:58Kim, last chance mo na toe.
02:00Kaila ka yung balat yan?
02:01Hindi bro, binilata mo yan.
02:02Ayan, ayan, ayan.
02:03Mukhang nakakalibutan na lang challenge masaya sila,
02:05kaya back to you.
02:07Yay!
02:09Ayan na!
02:13Go!
02:16Ay, may tao!
02:16May tao!
02:17O na, o na!
02:20Pasok!
02:21Pichi, may binibenta dito, slide.
02:22Ayoko na nga.
02:23Ayun nga, bas kayo dito.
02:24May bisita tayo.
02:26Ay, may bayong!
02:27May bayong lang, bayong.
02:28May bayong, tignan ko nga.
02:31May bayong!
02:32O, o, o.
02:33Ano yun na yan?
02:33Ay, four!
02:34Para sa akin pala, two, eh.
02:35Sakto yung pagkuhan mo.
02:37Ako, sakto pala pagkuhan ko.
02:38Oo, oo.
02:39Four, negi.
02:40Kumorder kasi,
02:41kung tama-tama dumating yung ano.
02:44Nabigay ko sa'yo ito.
02:45Eto, abigay ko sa'yo.
02:47Ano ito?
02:47Maganda ito sa ano, dyan?
02:49Ah, sa gitang.
02:51Interior.
02:52Ayan.
02:53Eto sa'yo.
02:55Salpapidito ito, eh.
02:55Ba't din natin laruin?
02:56Kada bonot,
02:57iba-iba?
02:58Oo nga, ano?
02:59Pwede.
02:59Eh, pero ano,
03:00subukan nyo muna yung mga yun sa inyo.
03:02Eto pwede yung hula hoop to, eh.
03:03Ayan, o, pwede yan.
03:05Eto, nipple tape to, eh.
03:06O, tama, para matakpang kasi ano.
03:08Why don't we try
03:09the English Only Please Challenge?
03:13Pa ba?
03:14English Only Please.
03:15Comedians must speak only in English.
03:18Okay, can I contribute?
03:19Let's do it one by one.
03:21One by one, let's do it one by one.
03:23Okay, one by one.
03:23Okay, okay.
03:24Guys, we need to get a thing in the basket.
03:27Okay.
03:28Like this one, you can use this as a,
03:31like that.
03:31Oh.
03:32Tomato.
03:33I know that game.
03:35Got it.
03:36Okay.
03:37You get.
03:37Oh, I have this.
03:39What's that?
03:39Uh, this is a, uh, uh, oh, it's a old-school telephone.
03:47Hello?
03:48Hello, telephone.
03:50Old-school telephone.
03:51It started in 1935.
03:54And it ended in 1935 and a half.
03:57Yeah, the one that, I don't know,
03:58you, you, like that, like that.
04:00Yeah, like that, like that.
04:01You are inspiring.
04:03Next, next, next.
04:04Ito talaga yung mga comedy sa Pilipinas na napapanood ko,
04:07napapanood natin.
04:09Pero parang binibilang mo yung chances mo,
04:11parang palit ng palit eh.
04:12Ano ba yung pinasa ko?
04:14How about you, Chad?
04:15This one.
04:16What is that?
04:16You use it when the war.
04:18Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Goal!
04:21Goal!
04:22Your helmet, your helmet!
04:24Japanese.
04:25Yeah, Japanese.
04:25Ako naman, ako naman.
04:26Okay, go, go, go.
04:27Ah.
04:28This one.
04:30Katol.
04:31Katol.
04:32It's like brother?
04:33Different, different.
04:33Yeah, like pak, pak, katol.
04:37Oh, my God!
04:39Oh, my God!
04:39Ayun, may nakikita na naman.
04:42Nako, nakakaloka!
04:43You!
04:44Time, time.
04:44I'm picked.
04:45Guys, the journey ends here.
04:49Agad, agad.
04:57Paano ako makakarampa?
04:59Hindi ako makakarampa.
05:00Hindi ko maiwan-iwan ang bahay na ito.
05:01At hindi kasi ulo ng mga bata.
05:02Ayan na dyan!
05:04Nandiyan na yung sundu ko eh.
05:06Narampa na ako.
05:08Hindi ako makakarampa.
05:09Hindi ko maiwan ang bahay na ito sa inyo.
05:11May may gusto mong lugaw.
05:16So, huwag na natin patagalin ito.
05:18Obvious na obvious naman.
05:19Kung bakit ako nagpunta dito.
05:21Agad, agad.
05:23Tang ina nyo.
05:24Let's watch, please.
05:26Ba't nagmumura yung hogs?
05:27Gigil ako eh.
05:29Which one?
05:30What is that?
05:31Katol.
05:33Todonatol!
05:34I love it!
05:38Natawa ko doon sa todon na, tol.
05:42Todonatol!
05:44Todonatol!
05:46Todonatol!
05:47Yon, doon na ako nalintikan sa ano na yun.
05:49Kung alam ko lang na yun ang magpapabagsak sa akin,
05:53nag-spiritog daglas na lang kami.
05:56Sonegi!
05:57Sorry!
05:58Sorry, guys!
05:59Sorry!
06:02It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:04Sobrang saya!
06:04It's okay!
06:06Ang hirap talaga!
06:09Kaya nga eh!
06:10Ang hirap!
06:11Alam mo, yung mga makasama ko lang kayo eh,
06:12malaking bagay na sa akin.
06:14Eh, sana nagpa-outing ka na lang!
06:16Hindi na tayo nagpa-contest na ganito!
06:17Ang mahal-mahal lang gilasos dito sa lugar na ito!
06:19Gusto mo lang pala silang makasama!
06:21Salamat!
06:22May nabawasan din ng tao na pwedeng magpatawa sa akin.
06:26Pero, siyempre, wala naman akong masamang feeling
06:28na buti nga sa'yo.
06:29Wala naman...
06:32Bakalaka, kung ganyan lang pala,
06:33sana nagtong-ins na lang tayo sa bahay!
06:35Hahaha!
06:38Halika mong tongit sa muna tayo!
06:40Halika mong tongit sa'yo!
06:41Pilipinas!
06:42Ang kauna-unahang red card, Negi!
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Sorry, Mimi!
06:47Hindi ko talaga kinaya sa rupa, Ming!
06:50Napakabungis-ingis mo!
06:51Oo!
06:53Hindi ko kiri!
06:54Natawa ako sa kapinid ko kasi!
06:57Sekundan ba yan?
06:57Kaya niya todo na, tol!
06:59Kaya natawa ako!
07:00Sari niyang tatawa sa'yo.
07:02Gamer! Gamer!
07:03Super chikahan kayo ah!
07:04Back to game!
07:05Kaya na!
07:07Kaya na!
07:09Five more!
07:09Kaya na na cheerleader!
07:11Huh?
07:12Buwate mo ako!
07:13Sige!
07:13For cheerleading!
07:14Let's go!
07:15Okay, cheerleading!
07:16One, two, three!
07:18Oo!
07:20I know that position!
07:21Habang naka-cheerleader naman ako,
07:23kung ano-ano din yung mga ginagawa nila,
07:24hindi sakay-sakay na lang din.
07:26It's Sir Betis.
07:27Your hands have to be on the floor.
07:28I'll be gentle.
07:29Okay, alright.
07:30And then you walk, I'll play!
07:31Okay, Jason!
07:32Di ba naihi ka?
07:33Naisip ko din yung arinola.
07:35O si si Jason naiihi.
07:37Chak to meron.
07:38Sabi ko, o sige, gamitin mo.
07:40Ayun.
07:41Sorbetes!
07:42Sorbetes!
07:43Sorbetes!
07:44Sorbetes!
07:44That's how you do it!
07:46Ay!
07:47Chance!
07:48Baka ito yung perfect time para mapatawa ko siya.
07:51Ti Pichi, try lang natin!
07:53Oo, sige, sige!
07:54Ako yung naka-higa?
07:55Oo!
07:56Oo, sige!
07:58Ayan!
07:59Gusto ko makita ng si Krutam, eh!
08:01Kailangan maayos kaya, Ti Pichi talaga.
08:03Sige, sige!
08:03Kahit mo siya na lang!
08:04Yan, yan!
08:06One, two, three, go!
08:08Go!
08:08Go, chat!
08:09Go, chat!
08:11Go, chat!
08:11Go, chat!
08:12Go, chat!
08:13Go, chat!
08:13Go, chat!
08:15Go, chat!
08:15Go, chat!
08:16Go, chat!
08:17Go, chat!
08:18Go, chat!
08:19Kala ko nga hindi ko kaya eh.
08:21Pero hindi ako dun natawa.
08:22Hindi naman sa buhok niyang...
08:24Ang tawag dun,
08:26di naman siya panot-panot ba yun?
08:27Charot!
08:29Anong tawag dun siya hair na yun?
08:32Bacon!
08:33Charot!
08:35Go, go, chat!
08:37Go, chat!
08:37Go, go!
08:38Ang hirap magpatawa nang hindi tumatawa.
08:41Hirap na hirap ako.
08:43Ganda, di ba?
08:44Thank you very much, everybody, for cheerleading!
08:47Yay!
08:48Congratulations.
08:50Maganda yun, maganda.
08:51Ano yan?
08:51Ano yan?
08:52We ran out of mugs.
08:54Ano yan?
08:55I'm drinking coffee.
08:56Ang ginagawa niya, umiinom sa arinola!
08:59Oh my God!
09:01This is a nice mug here.
09:03Yeah, it's a family mug.
09:08Nakita ko yung arinola.
09:09Ah, okay, we're going there.
09:12Simula na po ito ng baboyan sa Pilipinas.
09:14Masarap, masarap!
09:15Sarap, try mo!
09:16Wow!
09:17Try mo!
09:18Oh my God!
09:19Ang baboy!
09:20Wow!
09:22Very good!
09:22Okay, therefore, it's your turn.
09:25It's your turn to drink the coffee.
09:26You're in the family coffee!
09:27No, it's your turn!
09:28It's your turn!
09:29It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:32Coffee, coffee, coffee!
09:34Baboy silang lahat.
09:35Saan ang galing yung baboy?
09:37Eh?
09:40You can't try!
09:42No!
09:43I don't copy myself!
09:44I palpitate.
09:45I'll pipitate.
09:46Bago pa kayo mag-copy ko na at mag-away dyan.
09:48Sina!
09:51Oyyy!
09:52Oyyy!
09:54Oyyy!
09:57Oy!
09:58Ouuu!
09:58Ooooo!
09:58Sina naman yan!
10:02Oyyy!
10:03Oyyy!
10:03I'm a palpitate.
10:04What's happening?
10:06Hey!
10:07Oh!
10:07Me-me! Sorry!
10:08Sorry no!
10:09Medally ako yun,
10:10i-pibihita ko.
10:12Nasa'n yung iba?
10:13Si, ate Pici!
10:14Si Rupa Pichi.
10:15Pichi!
10:16Pichi, it's a cut-off.
10:19Your drink is so crazy.
10:21You're so crazy.
10:25Did you forget it earlier?
10:26Do you know how you came to the fraternity
10:28when you weren't ready?
10:30It's like saying,
10:30we're going to meet a new group,
10:32but when you come,
10:33there's an initiation.
10:35But I'm here because...
10:38I'm generous.
10:40I would love to give another award.
10:43We don't need...
10:44Let's watch this.
10:52Who's going to laugh at Jason?
10:54He's too.
10:57He's so happy.
11:00He's so happy.
11:02He's so happy.
11:04He's so happy.
11:05I can see that Jason.
11:07Because of that, Jason.
11:13He's so happy.
11:14He's so happy.
11:15He's so happy.
11:16He's so happy.
11:17I could be a laugh.
11:18He's so happy.
11:19He's so happy.
11:19He's so happy.
11:20He's so happy.
11:21He's so happy.
11:22I'm still happy when he comes to three hours.
11:23I didn't expect that he will be so happy because Jason is like that.
11:28I'm not sure what he can do.
11:30Talk to your friends, your frat members.
11:34You're good, brother.
11:35Bye!
11:37Thank you, Jason. We will miss you.
11:40We will miss you.
11:41I hope not to see you soon.
11:43Yes!
11:45We will miss you soon.
11:49We will miss you two.
11:51We will miss you two.
11:54The second Red Guide of Pinas, Jason Gainza.
11:58Guys, you're going to miss you.
12:00Back to the game.
12:02May...
12:05Okay.
12:07Okay.
12:10Let's do it now.
12:14I'm going to call you.
12:17Hello.
12:20Hello?
12:21Pakusap sa pinakapangit, Chad.
12:23Oh, sige. Chad, tawag ka.
12:25Kausapin ka daw.
12:27Hello, po.
12:28Bakit anong dun sa nag-abot sa'yo ng telepono?
12:31Kung bakit sa'yo binigay yung telepono?
12:35Gerard, ba't binigay mo sa'kin yung telepono?
12:37Sabi, abot ko daw sa pinakapangit, eh.
12:39Hindi ako matatawa dun.
12:40Buti ka na ako mapikuhon.
12:41Sorry, Chad, pero nagkataon lang.
12:44Masarap kita.
12:45Pero kung wala ka sa harap ko,
12:47I don't think may isip kita, Chad, na pangit.
12:50Grabe ka naman kay Piti.
12:52EMPOY!
12:53EMPOY!
12:54Yeah.
12:55Halika dito, napapagbintangan ako, eh.
12:58Sino yan?
12:58Para sa'yo.
12:59Kung walang EMPOY, tatanggapin ko yun.
13:01Basta sige, ah, may point.
13:03Eh, nakita ko si EMPOY.
13:04Buti nga, wala na si Negi, kundi damay yun.
13:07Sino tayo nahanap?
13:08Yung pangit daw, ikaw.
13:10Uy, wait lang.
13:12Hawak mo na eh.
13:13Ba't pinasa mo pa?
13:19Malunggay!
13:24Hindi eh.
13:25Kasi alam kong si Chad na yung pinaka-pinaka eh.
13:28Sinong nagbibihes sa loob?
13:30Si Tuesday siguro.
13:32Ay, andyan ka pala.
13:33Si Bik.
13:34Dali niyo sa'kan dito, gugulatin ka.
13:36Sige, sige.
13:37Para ano.
13:37Kaya mo makakasak ng buo.
13:38Pasok ka pa.
13:39Eto, si Bik.
13:40Eto, si Bik.
13:40Bik!
13:41Oh!
13:43Ano ba yan?
13:45Basketball!
13:46Bro, may basketball rin doon.
13:48Improvised.
13:49Yan o, yung may...
13:50Yan.
13:51Victor!
13:53Ano yan?
13:54Si Victor ano eh, parang batang patay.
13:56Yung hindi nagsasalita.
13:57Ah, bakit ganito to?
13:58Yung nagbato ka tapos nalaglag sa lupa.
14:02Yan.
14:03Oye!
14:07Catch!
14:09Catch!
14:11Catch!
14:13Ang ganda ng malita mo.
14:14Ang daming butas.
14:15Oo nga eh.
14:17Okay.
14:18Ganito na lang.
14:18Kung sino may hawak ka ng bawala,
14:20siya didilaan ang aso.
14:21Sige.
14:21Ang karakter ko kasi doon,
14:23hindi lang basta aso.
14:24Yung tao ka na aso.
14:25Magpapabeli-rab sana ako.
14:27Meron akong didilaan.
14:29Guys, may gagawin si Pepe.
14:30May everyone's attention, please.
14:32Oo!
14:32Oo, kasi may nagtatrabaho sa funeral service.
14:36Naalala ko, nag-aaral ako ng mediumship eh.
14:39Oo!
14:39Nagpapasapi ako sa iba't ibang spirito
14:41para magbigay ng mensahe.
14:42Kasi lahat ng spirito nagbibigay ng mensahe.
14:45Ah, oo.
14:46Oo.
14:46So isang inaaral ko, ito pang beginner lang.
14:48Oo!
14:49Okay.
14:49Para sa mga nag-aaral din ang gusto magpasapi,
14:53the tongue is the tip of the soul.
14:55So yung tongue natin, yun yung pinakamabilis na paraan
14:58para makakonekta tayo sa spirito ng kahit sino.
15:01Mahilig ako sa mga kwentong sanib eh.
15:03Yung unang sumanib sa akin yung spirito ng tae.
15:05Masubukan ko kumonekta sa spirito ng tae.
15:08Pwede ba, Moy?
15:09Huh?
15:09Wag, wag.
15:10Kasi mawawala yung epekto ng spirito niya.
15:12Mawawala yung epekto.
15:13Okay.
15:14Good.
15:15Oo!
15:16Yan na, yan na.
15:17Yan na, yan na.
15:18Quiet, quiet.
15:19Ano na yung spirito ng tae.
15:24Tayo na.
15:24May tae.
15:25Lamalabas ang bibig niya.
15:27Iba din.
15:32Maglalaro din naman ako ng tae.
15:34Pero hindi ganun kaitim.
15:37Grace lang.
15:38Kasabi ng spirito ng tae,
15:40tayo daw pag tumatay tayo,
15:42dapat araw-araw.
15:44Sa lahat ng pwedeng spiritong susabi sa'yo,
15:46ba't naisip mo tae?
15:47Natatawa ako na nandidiri ako na, ano.
15:50Minsan kasi, ano, disgusting things can be funny kasi, di ba?
15:53I was on the verge of breaking into laughter.
15:58Guys, tandaan daw natin yun, ha?
15:59Minsan lang magsalita yung spirito ng tae.
16:01Okay, pa.
16:01Para sakit kabubuti natin yun.
16:02Ah, sige, sige, sige.
16:03Thank you, thank you.
16:04Thank you very much.
16:06Ang dami ng offenses,
16:09nakakalurks.
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Putag din ako, Pepe!
16:19Tangin mo kanina ka pa.
16:20Pepe!
16:22Dati ang pinaparusahan,
16:24yung mga batang iyakin.
16:26Ngayon, yung mga batang basayahin niya.
16:29Ayaw!
16:30Ayaw!
16:31Baby Toni!
16:34Kala!
16:35Grabe yung material nito.
16:38Pero mukha nalang nagtagumpay ka.
16:41Eh, kasi, di ba, dito naman, lahat ang gagawin nyo, eh, meron namang intensyon, di ba?
16:46May intensyon at kung ang ginagawa nyo yun dahil kayo may mga pinaplano,
16:50nagtagumpay ka naman yata sa iyong pinaplano.
16:52Let's watch this.
16:56Shit!
16:56Shit!
16:58Oh!
17:05At may tunog pa yan, ah.
17:06Hindi ba sa ano lang, ah. Reaction lang, ah.
17:17Kimi!
17:17Hindi na talaga kinaya.
17:20Ah!
17:21Red card!
17:22Red card for you!
17:25Wow!
17:27Nadali ako ng tae.
17:29Ganda.
17:31Hindi ko balak targetin si Kim.
17:33Balak ko lang, magpaywatig ng mensahe ng tae talaga.
17:36Although nakikita ko na nung lumuluwa ko ng tae habang sinasaniban ako,
17:40nakikita ko siya sa gilid.
17:41Nagiging parang aso na siya, naging all fours na eh.
17:44Pero inahayaan ko lang siya, baka nagmoment siya.
17:47What if may kasama ka?
17:49Sino kayang pwede mong isama?
17:51Ha?
17:54Kasi bukod sa mga tumatawa,
17:58sinusubaybayan din natin kung may mga iba pang lumalabag sa utos.
18:02Oh!
18:02Kung natatandaan ninyo, bago kayo pumasok ng bahay, may mga rules tayong pinag-usapan.
18:08At ito, isa sa mga unang lumabag.
18:16Bawal gumamit ng anuman sa pagtatakip ng bibig.
18:21Ah!
18:23Nasada ko.
18:24Kasi na-penalty ako doon sa Toroto.
18:27Kasi ginagamit ko din siyang pampatawa eh.
18:29Ginagamit ko siya, baka may mata ko.
18:31Pinangahabol ko din siya nung unay eh.
18:33Kaya sabi ko, ay shit.
18:34Na-penalty ako.
18:36Di ba close naman kayo ni Chad?
18:38Di ba magkasama kayo sa pelikula?
18:39Aha.
18:40May ayoko pang maging close dyan.
18:42Ayaw ko siya mag-iisa.
18:44Huwag kang mag-alala.
18:46Hindi siya mag-iisa.
18:47At hindi ka rin mag-iisa.
18:49Dahil may isa pa.
18:54Oh!
18:55No!
18:58Bawal magtago.
19:00Ah, okay.
19:03Kinabahan si Gerald!
19:04Kala niya siya!
19:05Kamala ko ako!
19:05Ako nga!
19:06Ako nga!
19:07Yes, it's you, Tuesday!
19:12Nakalimutan ko na bawal palang magtago.
19:15Ah, let's go.
19:16Saka ay punta.
19:17No!
19:17No!
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20That's the surprise.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Nagbabay ka na ba sa diyowa?
19:25Totoo ba?
19:26Nainayang talaga ako.
19:28Of course, I would want her to last longer.
19:31Hindi ko yun-expect na yung more on the performances,
19:34siya talaga mabibiktima.
19:36Bye, guys!
19:38Bye-bye!
19:39Bye-bye!
19:41Bye-bye!
19:41Wala naman ako sinabi sa inyo, isasama ko kayo sa labas.
19:44Gusto ko lang ako tumayo dito,
19:45para dito natin malaman kung anong mangyayari sa inyong dalawa.
19:50Hindi namin alam na dino-joke lang pala kami.
19:54Para akong nabunutan ng tinik sa lalamunan.
19:57Alam mo kinabaan ako kasi I thought I'm gonna have a yellow card.
20:01Yung tawang mo talaga hindi ma-hindi maiksi.
20:03Ang haba, no?
20:04Tapos umiiyak na lang ako.
20:06Ganun talaga.
20:07Oo!
20:08Napaproud ako sa sarili ko.
20:09Naka-isang oras ako eh.
20:10O, ma-proud ka sa sarili mo.
20:11Nakapagpigil ka ng isang oras ang tawa.
20:13Pero wala ka ng one million.
20:14Let's go.
20:14Okay lang.
20:14Ayan!
20:19Irap, di ba?
20:21Irap, ha?
20:22Oo.
20:22Tintro pang bungis-ngis.
20:23Mga bakla kayo.
20:26Tuesday and Chad, this is your warning na.
20:28Agad-agad.
20:30Kaya sundin ang mga rules.
20:31Dahil kung hindi, babush.
20:33At ang ikatlong red card ng Pilipinas,
20:36Kim Molina.
20:37Pwede ka nang tumawa.
20:40Pati tayo magpa-lights.
20:42Camera.
20:44Lock.
20:46Slice.
20:46Camera.
20:48Go!
20:56Kinabaan ako.
20:57Sabi ko sa sarili,
20:58oh, shucks.
21:03Balita ngayon.
21:04Sa gitna ng mga naglalaway na bubuling gutom,
21:08isa na namang biktima ng tulala
21:09ang iniligtas sa pagkabagot at walang kalandian.
21:12Nang nag-iisang superhero ng likaw na naghahanap ng libangan sa buhay.
21:18Walang iba kundi si Super Empoy.
21:22Si Empoy, mukha siyang yung kakanin na galing ng Malabon.
21:26Ang daming kulay.
21:34Ah, dance number.
21:45Nung nag-stage time si Empoy,
21:48parang tinatawag ka na nikamatayan eh.
21:50Kasi palabas pa lang,
21:51alam mo yung naka-superhero siya,
21:52tapos seryoso yung mukha.
21:54No, lumabas siya pag matatawa ka na,
21:56isipin mo na yung mga masasamang alaala mo.
21:58Ang hirap.
22:02Oh!
22:05Hey!
22:06Hey!
22:08Hey!
22:09Hey!
22:09Hey!
22:10Hey!
22:13Habang nagpe-perform ako,
22:15iniisip ko lahat,
22:16robot sila.
22:17Kasi pag iniisip kung ito yung mga kalabang ko,
22:20makawala ko sa focus eh.
22:21Hey!
22:22Hey!
22:23Hey!
22:24Sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:25Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:27Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:28Rek!
22:28Sorry, sorry, sorry.
22:29Ow!
22:30Sorry, sorry.
22:31It's okay, it's okay.
22:32Ah.
22:33Tubig?
22:33No, no, no, guys.
22:35No.
22:36I can't continue my performance.
22:39I miss someone.
22:41Oh.
22:43I miss someone.
22:44My favorite pet.
22:45His name is Twinkle.
22:48I call her every time,
22:50Twinkle Calderon.
22:52She's so Twinkle.
22:53She's so gorgeous,
22:55industrious,
22:56cumulus,
22:57nimbus,
22:58cirrus,
22:59estratus.
22:59Ah!
23:00Cloud pala si Twinkle.
23:01I agree, I agree.
23:03Helen, Helen.
23:04Here's the moment me and Twinkle.
23:09Okay.
23:13Oh!
23:14It looks like you.
23:17It looks like you.
23:19It's the same boy.
23:24Twinkle is teaching me badminton a day in my life.
23:30Oh.
23:31That's why Twinkle and me is very twin,
23:34because every day we are each other ourselves both.
23:37Oh.
23:39When I'm sick,
23:41she was sick.
23:42When I'm seven,
23:44eight, nine, ten.
23:46You know, guys,
23:47Twinkle is my favorite pet.
23:50Si Twinkle kasi,
23:51talagang goldfish talaga nung araw yan.
23:53Kaya siya nagkaroon na aplido kasi,
23:55nung bata ako,
23:56dun ako nakatira sa street na yun,
23:58Calderon.
23:59Kaya ang pangalan,
23:59Twinkle Calderon.
24:00That's it.
24:01Next question.
24:02Oh my goodness,
24:04Twinkle!
24:07I miss my Twinkle!
24:09I miss my Twinkle very much!
24:12Nakikita ko yung mga pagmumuka talaga nila,
24:14hindi sila tumitingin sa akin.
24:15Especially si Pichi.
24:16Ayoko ng icon pa kasi,
24:20nakakatawa.
24:21I miss!
24:22I miss my Twinkle!
24:27Oo, di ba?
24:32Pinaka-threat sa akin?
24:34Si Empoy,
24:34si Empoy kasi titigan mo lang.
24:36Pag tumagal ka ng ten seconds
24:38ng titig kay Empoy
24:39at di ka tumawa,
24:40ang galing mo.
24:41Oh my goodness!
24:45And then I found the stage.
24:47There it's the center.
24:49Twinkle,
24:50this song is for you.
24:53Ah, pakitang gilas ka,
24:55tutugtug ka pa.
24:58Okay.
24:59Go!
25:00Hey Twinkle!
25:01Hey Twinkle!
25:03I just want you to know
25:06That I love you so
25:09That I love you so
25:11Cool!
25:11you're my
25:13Twinkle lickle flickle
25:14lebe leique leaky be candidate
25:16Twinkle lickle bitty kitty
25:18pitty kitty bee
25:19Twinkle lickle tirie bitty
25:21pitty bee
25:22Twinkle lickle
25:23Hey ho, that's what she was gonna say'?
25:30Twinkle! Oh!
25:33Hey Twinkle!
25:34very much for me
25:42He's doing a piece of a narrative,
25:45but he doesn't have a narrative.
25:47That's what he's doing.
25:49I'm so sorry, guys.
25:51I miss my goldfish.
26:05Twinkle Ball.
26:07Bell pala, Twinkle Bell.
26:12Bravo!
26:13Galing, galing, galing!
26:15Kung nanonood man si Twinkle,
26:17alam kong proud siya sakin.
26:19Maglalaro ba tayo? Ano yung lalaroin natin?
26:21Sa rage.
26:23Lepo na.
26:24Hello.
26:25Kunin yung dalawa ni Cheryl.
26:27Sa props room.
26:28Yung package.
26:30Okay, okay.
26:31Okay, get.
26:31Okay, salangat.
26:32Okay, salangat.
26:36Ito.
26:37Ito siguro.
26:38Okay, ito.
26:40Pichitikman mo ang peras niya
26:43na galing sa bibig!
26:46Ang peras na
26:47na galing na sa akong bibig!
26:49Ah, peras!
26:51Ayun.
26:52Ang kaparehas nito.
26:54Ang fruit!
26:55Ang kalaya, fruit!
26:56Fruit ano?
26:57Fruit.
26:58Fruit basket.
27:00Fruit basket?
27:01Fruit basket?
27:01Oo, fruit.
27:02Oh, come on.
27:03May tumawad dahil.
27:04Nasight niya din?
27:05Mm-hmm.
27:12Sino?
27:14Hey!
27:16Hello!
27:17Hi!
27:18Para na-miss mo kayo ng very light.
27:20Oh, medyo tumagal ka dun, May.
27:22Oh, way!
27:24Nakakatakot tignan.
27:26Actually, nakakaaliw kasi kanya-kanya ng eksena.
27:29Meron bang nagwagi?
27:30Let's watch this.
27:33My name is Ramon Tiktik.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:39First of all, we'll have a breathing exercise.
27:42Inhale.
27:43Exhale.
27:44Well...
27:45...utam in ang baho, ah.
27:51Oo!
27:52Five class, ulit ako.
27:54Oo!
27:55Oo!
27:56Oo!
27:57Oo!
27:58Bakit ba ako may dalawa nito?
28:02Ay, dalawa.
28:07Cora!
28:10Kahit saan, kahit kailan ang matapang na komedyante, walang inuurungan.
28:15Pwera na lang ata pag nagkaharapan.
28:18Pindutin lang ang x-ray icon sa screen ng iyong web and mobile device
28:21para malaman kung maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan.
29:02Pindutin lang ang x-ray.
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