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Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29My dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You should women'scorporate.
01:04How much control combine them?
01:05You can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Here
01:08Here
01:12Here
01:16Here
01:30Let's go!
01:55Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, get us forever, get us forever.
02:19Get us forever.
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out of here.
02:52I know you're up at night, hushed over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're lost to the relevant, you're standing in my light, you're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:26You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool, you say you're scary, yeah.
03:40I know most people do, this is the real world, I'm the only one.
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no hidden door.
03:50Nice try, now get out of here.
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try, get out of here.
04:09You're in our way.
04:24Hey, if Rosanov fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanov fucks side right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanov has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:50Bye-bye, we love you.
06:06Have a kiss, everyone.
06:08Never go with Halapig.
06:09You'll miss a kiss, everyone.
06:10Thank you all for watching you 커리 Platt in the last week,
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Again.
07:13Again.
07:14Again.
07:15Again.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:32Don't worry, you're not happy.
09:44Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:56Fuck off.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Thank you, okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:24Okay.
11:28It's all okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold her.
11:58Oh, God, hold her.
12:00Oh, God, hold her.
12:03What the hell are you?
12:12The hell are you?
12:19Now, the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39You're family must be happy there in Russia.
13:57Oh, God.
13:59Oh, God.
14:01Oh, God.
14:03Oh, God.
14:08Oh, God.
14:09Hold on the medal.
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:21Oh, God.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:54story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on palm ice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:08captain.
15:35All in there.
15:36What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck.
15:40Can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Vani.
15:41Be nice to you.
15:42You fucking lost Latvia.
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah.
15:44It was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
15:59Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:07Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:11The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
16:36me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Woo-hoo.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:57We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:40The minister still wants to meet you today, regardless of what you want.
18:47This is my honor.
18:49You should be proud of me.
18:51After yesterday, you won...
18:57...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:02How did you do this before?
19:04Is it not sad to you?
19:05Not sad to you.
19:06Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25Playing?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it playing?
19:30You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:32You're a free driver.
19:33You always look for anyone wrong than you have.
19:41Is she whoparted you?
19:45Is your mother?
19:47She doesn't help so that you can do it.
19:52No, my father.
19:55My mom died, you remember?
20:02I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:08In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Are you ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the most extreme.
20:35Everything is always on the altar.
20:37But what did you do with him?
20:39No, he wasn't in the form.
20:41But Kochev, Kochev, Tome is left.
20:43He needs to rest.
20:45He's got a prize for the United States.
20:47He's got a good job.
20:50He's too good for you.
20:53It's a problem with the leader.
20:55It's always a problem with the leader.
21:01He's too much.
21:04He's too much talking.
21:07He's too much talking.
21:10He's too much talking about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to bring him to the bar.
21:17He needs to be one more cup.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:27It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33I'm going to drink something something interesting.
21:51Don't wait, Aya.
21:57Don't wait, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:13you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:26Why did you decide so?
22:27My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will kill you in any case.
22:31You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:45The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes, this year.
22:54I think that the team is traumatized.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:01The next sense.
23:03You're a traumatized man.
23:05You're not going to go through the team.
23:07You have to go through the team.
23:08We've got a good job.
23:10It's a good job.
23:12You're listening.
23:12This is the West, and then you can win...
23:14You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago.
23:19Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:20In the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:23And they're good, but too young.
23:27So you'll win the Coupe of Sennine a year earlier,
23:29than I played with my father.
23:35No, thank you.
23:36I'm going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:39You're going to look at it.
23:40You're going to look at it.
23:42You're going to look at it.
23:43You're going to look at it.
23:44But you need to get to know more.
23:47We'll see you in the West.
23:50Until then.
23:56Until then.
23:59Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:02What?
24:04What?
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:14It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen the French boys?
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:31God.
24:33I'm nothing...
24:37You don't know what your name is.
24:40You don't joke.
24:42You don't flirt at it.
24:48You're evil in the longæ©.
24:56Ok.
25:08You're here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was already caused by you. If you remember me, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sasha.
25:25Yes. That's right.
25:32Let's go.
25:34Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a wedding.
25:54Okay.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do? I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:52Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:14Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:22We'll fuck you.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But...
28:37He's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously...
29:06Imagine that, Lamar!
29:30I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give those two for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Eh, twenty-five seconds.
29:42Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49It was who?
29:50Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make...
30:03Along the way.
30:05Hey!
30:06Before we give out next award...
30:08Can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33The Lord's greatest friend, partner.
30:34Who's more than if you believe?
30:34Yeah, he says.
30:41IChat music gets you.
30:44No chance you will just do nothing...
30:45No chance.
30:50No chance you will.
30:50But they can't do nothing.
30:50No chance you will.
30:51No chance you will.
30:51No chance you will.
30:54Go for your help.
30:59No chance you'll see me.
31:15Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:45I want you to suck my dick.
31:59Maybe as nicely.
32:07Huh?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:30I want you to suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47What?
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats.
32:54Watch the rest of this boring show.
32:56And then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room.
33:06And I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:09You're so happy.
34:11Good luck tonight.
34:12Good luck tonight.
34:15Good luck tonight.
34:17Good luck tonight.
34:24Good luck tonight.
34:28Good luck tonight.
34:35I'm trying to just finish with that.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:07You're too much.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Really nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me.
36:38I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:50Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels.
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you going to fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:18You?
38:24I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:30Let's go.
39:25So Russia this year was something else?
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:46Oh yes.
39:55Why?
39:57What do you mean why?
40:00Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:05It's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah, me too I should have.
40:54So I'm off.
40:58Goodbye Hollander.
41:00What do you think?
41:01What do you think?
41:21What do you think?
41:29I got it.
41:29Shut up.
41:29Let's go.
41:59Let's go.
42:29Let's go.
42:59Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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