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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13lindy
03:14no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16oh
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse
03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
03:52Whoa!
03:53Ah!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:29It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:44I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:12And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not...
05:41Experimental.
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction,
06:05and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?!
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
06:59I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you, you're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:20Because it's almost exactly the same as our househouse.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And, I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:48Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:15Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:31Calm!
08:36Calm!
08:40Calm!
08:41Calm!
08:45Calm!
08:46Calm!
08:48Calm!
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute, I don't want to be little, he's been away, thank you, you can
09:18we can refilm the ladies cup too, she's on her way for it, she's gone back to her husband,
09:25no, they always do, not this time, no, no, no, because we've got plans, yep, we got concrete
09:32plans, how about a 10 day getaway to Vermont for two, uber romantic,
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late, no, I know Lindy's coming, why, you may ask,
09:58because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written,
10:05immortalized for generations to come, oh, quiet everybody please, quiet please,
10:14sorry, oh, it's work, it's work, hey Martin, well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head
10:24out of town, so, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just, I'll head into the, into
10:30the lab, no, I've, I've not heard from us, wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold
10:38of them, yeah, oh, okay, bye, does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest, I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy,
10:54peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen,
11:04and come closer, I don't want to keep yelling,
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret, I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit, you didn't trust me, which makes me so sad, makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you, but, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no, no, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small, and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else, beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:30Oh, my God.
13:35Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really, really big.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no!
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:53Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:13Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas, sweetie.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Woo!
15:30Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah.
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:11Okay.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood.
18:21I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31Yes.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
19:00Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster of a mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00What?
21:00It's just a long time.
21:02Okay.
21:03Fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:15Come on.
21:16Come on.
21:17Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:18Start defending.
21:19I'm sure.
21:21Always.
21:21Always.
21:25Oh, no.
21:27No!
21:27No!
21:29Put your hand down.
21:35oh jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall with the
21:42light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
22:03maybe i can't be quiet
22:06i don't think you can hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane
22:20am i
22:21does that make me waltz seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable
22:32and not in a good way it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now oh now ish
24:01okay
24:06stay stay
24:11no no no no no no
24:21oh fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:39stop stop it you're fine feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:07yes richard what is it oh you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh
25:25your
25:26wife lindy lindy's her name right everything okay good good she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing writing that's wonderful that's wonderful
25:41richard get your butt inside i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:01i'll see you later
26:03less
26:04less
26:09oh
26:10that is a toy
26:14oh
26:16he left me
26:19right
26:19right
26:23why i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:29huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:32why not
26:34okay that's
26:36that's good space colon
26:38colon
26:42colonel
26:43colonel
26:44colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it
27:10i don't know
27:11i don't know
27:12what
27:12oh
27:14what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:25what
27:2530 days
27:27well
27:28it will work
27:30i mean
27:31the math says it will and math is never wrong
27:33so
27:34now you have 30 days
27:35no no no
27:36we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly
27:39what does the small print say exactly
27:41he says that we have 30 days
27:43to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46uh-huh
27:47or the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52uh-huh
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:56and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04the tech
28:05the lab
28:06the bobs
28:06gone
28:08but
28:09but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again
28:18because i
28:18i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22you can't
28:25this is really
28:26too silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30yes
28:30he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:35less
28:38how bad is this
28:42oh god
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
28:54hmm
29:07hey i got you something for christmas
29:10oh i didn't get you anything
29:14oh that's okay
29:16oh my god
29:17i love you
29:18i love you
29:20i love you
29:20like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare
29:24oh everybody knows you like shakespeare
29:26bar's card
29:28well you talk about it a lot
29:30just
29:31yeah
29:31if you're a little bit down
29:34no
29:35i'm
29:35just tired
29:37i was waiting up last night for someone
29:41someone special
29:43you know and it's just
29:45you know
29:47oh merry merry christmas richard
29:49Yeah, thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:58Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy?
30:14Thank you for moving her.
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:49Oh, there we go.
30:53Oh, guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:11Okay, Sachs.
31:15So...
31:16We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:24Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bob's.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:43Complete.
32:43Complete.
32:43Complete.
32:43Complete.
32:59Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:13Complete.
33:16Complete.
33:30Complete.
33:33Complete.
33:33Complete.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard? Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success. Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds. Same as previous attempt. Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic. Bring in Fred. Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed. We'll adjust based on your thoughts. We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't. If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem. You working in a bubble
34:38with your staff and your secrets ends today. Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by
34:46me.
34:46No. No, no, no, no. Um, this is not how we work here. We are making history, okay? That corn
34:56was regular size. It's incredible. As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody. This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian. I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work. And, Bob,
35:20you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't. You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect. What?
35:41Irresponsible and deeply sad. Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money. It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab. Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous. And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me. I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him. He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam. Guam? What?
36:14Shut it down. We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and dew
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:07Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42Oh!
37:44No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23I can see you in you.
38:24Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Len!
38:57For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:12Ah!
39:15Up.
39:22No!
39:23Oh!
39:25Ah!
39:26Ah!
39:26Ah!
39:26Ah!
39:27Ah!
39:29Ah!
39:32Ah!
39:39Oh, my God.
40:07Oh!
40:09Oh!
40:11Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:13Oh!
40:16Oh!
40:18Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:20Oh!
40:21What the?
40:22Oh!
40:23Oh!
40:25Oh, God.
40:27Oh!
40:29Oh!
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts
40:57Are falling in the river
40:58Too many lonely soils
41:01You drip it out to sea
41:03You lay your bets
41:05And then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem
41:16To the answer
41:17You've got a number
41:19And your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned
41:23And all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:51The things we do for love
41:51Get out of here
41:53I look like a part of you is dying
42:00You live in the rain and the snow
42:05You're getting down
42:05You're getting down
42:07You're getting down
42:12You're getting down
42:19You
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