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00:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
04:28no
04:29no
04:29no
04:29no
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn
04:35I am a wild enemy to have
04:41Go away
05:00Have you heard it from the fluker of the town of Ballymuck?
05:03Times were going hard with him, in fact the man was broke
05:05He just allowed a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08As how he'd like their company that evening at a ball
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14If they found a hat of his convenience to the door
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them
05:20The better would the music be for battering the floor
05:22With the tooth and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o
05:26Popping in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety that filled the flute at all?
05:36The landfill and the flute are tipped to into a little crooked hat
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute
05:44Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake
05:55I saw you take a fall
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course
06:01The great man stumbles
06:05There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which is the most pure
06:29Then I will dig a well
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunboo
06:34Yeah
06:35I will erect several water pumps
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp
06:42Because as we established last night, all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them
06:55Under the Guinness name
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes
07:04Just wanted to do something
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought
07:32It's fine
07:34Please
07:34Please
07:35Please
07:35Please
07:35Please
07:36Please
07:36Please
07:37Please
07:37Please
07:39Please
07:40Please
07:40Please
07:41Please
07:42Please
07:45I don't know.
08:16Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:22Brightly.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Tea.
08:38What an oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:48It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys.
08:53Leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding from the police.
09:03No, really, no, no, please, I don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault.
09:08My fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped, and therefore nothing really happened.
09:20Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:24And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:41I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A knighthood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:49Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone.
09:51Fuck them.
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:02As husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together, we will soon realise that I'm always right.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam, Mr Rafferty is here.
10:18I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23I've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation...
11:02It is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:16That the end of the world is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a secret sermon inside the house of darkness!
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness...
11:42To be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master.
12:05My master.
12:06Who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel who you said you had boiled the gills.
12:24That it is not enough for me to provoke me into a battle as a montanel!
12:33That it is not enough for me to come back to not to take the sword.
12:35All the years, my master is threatening your life.
12:41I am capable of having noitä.
12:45You have to beMy master.
12:47thought that the sons would be softer than their father but they are not with
12:50their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans they will not be
12:55stopped which is why they need you gone to a place away from Dublin enough to
13:02get you and your family to London I will not be bullied by an unrighteous
13:07mandrake Marianne cuckolded by his own father well then tear up the check and I
13:19swear to God here in his own house this one day when your congregation comes to
13:29this church they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was found washed
13:35upon the rocks at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse with lampreys riding in
13:42his throat and leeches sucking on his eyes
14:11we're far away from heaven and we're far away from hell living in the endlessness and waiting
14:17for you the dreams are getting bigger but this house is big enough sir the room is closed they're taking
14:24down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress
14:52dear Byron I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin you should know that the
14:58prophets that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose
15:03the secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore the
15:08disreputable means to a virtuous end in this work I'm supported by the women of
15:15the Guinness trust who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause
15:23I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians
15:34and I must say I'm finding their representatives reasonable and indeed agreeable
15:57this political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother who is being persuaded to stand for parliament which is why
16:13I am writing to you
16:15since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America
16:19perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin
16:25by the time you return you will see parts of the city much changed
16:30you may also come home to find me changed
16:33everyone
16:45all of the new trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's Bell
16:49look feel and rejoice clean water in every home and a water closet in that closet in
16:56every home too even for the bachelors
16:58so you and Edward have been working together into the night the year and using
17:05an absurd amount of candles and I know because I see the trust accounts and in
17:11the flickering candlelight with all that passion in the air of doing good works I'm
17:18feeling that you're actually making a difference in the world in that moment
17:23as of yet there's not been one single kiss
17:27let me show you the bedrooms each have their own fireplace
17:29not one kiss Stodo
17:36one
17:37hallelujah praise the lord
17:39well there is a reason for the absence
17:43Edward has another woman yes is that it
17:47he is my brother he doesn't have to actually tell me things with words
17:52there is a woman
17:54and oddly I think he loves her
17:56oh dear
17:57did he actually use that word
18:01like you
18:02I don't need him to say things out loud
18:05how do you know about her
18:08because Edward told me himself
18:11and because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love
18:16this is all terribly romantic but he is not a child anymore
18:20and there has been at least one kiss
18:23three days ago
18:25when the keys to the new apartments were finally cut
18:28then there is hope
18:30what do you mean hope
18:32I don't want bloody hope
18:35as if a woman alone is hopeless
18:38this is all nonsense
18:40because today is a celebration
18:58I hate Fridays
19:01here stop complaining
19:08as I understand
19:10my diagnosis
19:10who was told by Anne
19:12who was told by Adelaide
19:13that in her opinion
19:14Adelaide would now respond favorably
19:16to a proposal of marriage from me
19:17yes
19:18I know
19:19thank you
19:20well
19:23about time isn't it
19:25about time for what
19:26I got married
19:27surely it's your time
19:28it's not about taking turns
19:35I see
19:37it's about the Finian girl
19:44I understand from Olivia
19:46who was told by Potter
19:47that you've had a letter
19:48from the leader of the Conservative Party
19:50fucking Potter
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself
19:52has written to you
19:53and asked you to stand
19:54for Conservative Party candidate
19:55for Dublin at the next election
19:57yes
19:57and I've bloody declined
19:58even though it would be
19:58very much in the best interest
20:09of the company
20:10no need to pour
20:11thank you
20:27apparently there was a significant kiss
20:28or something
20:29which might have changed things
20:30I'm not sure
20:31apparently in the letter
20:32Potter read
20:32Disraeli was virtually begging you
20:34should we actually just get
20:34fucking rid of Potter
20:35so I suppose my question is
20:36why would you not stand
20:37and my question to you
20:38is why would you not marry
20:51well as someone with long experience
20:56as someone with long experience
20:57of impossible love
20:58I will tell you
21:00that you and this woman in the dark
21:03can never be together
21:06so you must find happiness
21:07in the world
21:08of what is possible
21:13I always instinctively
21:15reject your advice
21:16and I reject yours
21:17instinctively
21:17however
21:21it appears that
21:22Anne and Olivia
21:23are suggesting
21:24that for the good of the company
21:27we both grow up
21:31and fulfill our father's dream
21:33of becoming true aristocracy
21:37come on
21:38I will run for election
21:40and you will go say goodbye
22:07I have just drafted a leaflet
22:09which explains
22:09the language of common Dubliners
22:10can understand
22:11why home rule
22:12is a logical first step
22:13towards an independent Ireland
22:15also my landlady
22:16has requested
22:17an extra ten shillings a week
22:18in return for turning
22:19a blind eye to your visit
22:20so I said it would be okay
22:23for a little while
22:25it will not be necessary
22:27why will it not be necessary?
22:31my brother has
22:33decided
22:35to stand for the Conservative Party
22:37in the forthcoming election
22:39supporting the union
22:40but I will make sure
22:42he will not burn the bridges
22:43you and I have built
22:44Ellen you have my word
22:45the word of a Guinness brother
22:46means what?
22:48look it's
22:50an unspoken agreement
22:57if there are other things
22:59going unspoken
23:00I suggest you speak them now
23:11we feel
23:15for the duration
23:16of the election
23:17we feel it's best
23:18if I don't come here
23:20we?
23:21look Arthur's political opponents
23:23will be looking for
23:24any weakness
23:25oh and I'm your weakness
23:26you know you have been
23:27my weakness
23:44yes I feel that it is time
23:49for both of us
23:52to become realistic
23:54but you will
23:55need a man
23:56a permanent man
24:01and all this time
24:02you've been temporary
24:07and I came here today
24:10to tell you
24:11that I have been thinking
24:14and now I'm certain
24:16I think I'm
24:19I've been thinking
24:20that I will propose
24:24to her
24:26to Adelaide
24:27you mean your lady
24:33of divine mercy
24:34who builds your houses
24:36to ease your guilt
24:37look I could stand here
24:39and lie
24:40like almost every other man
24:42of my class
24:42and have two fireplaces
24:43to sit at
24:44but I am not that man
24:47are you in love
24:48with me Edward
24:50because I know
24:51that you want to work
24:54yes
24:58I once was
25:00I see it clearly
25:02Arthur gets elected
25:04Edward gets himself
25:05a suitable wife
25:06in the brewery
25:06the holy sacred
25:08fucking brewery
25:09goes on from strength
25:10to strength
25:10because in all the world
25:11Edward
25:12when it comes down
25:12to blood and beer
25:14the brewery
25:15is all that matters
25:32you've never lied to me
25:33Edward
25:33but you lie to yourself
25:36you tell yourself
25:37this is one law
25:38replacing another
25:39but in truth
25:40this is you
25:41running away from me
25:43because I am bad
25:45for business
25:50go home
25:52to where you belong
25:56save yourself
25:57ten shillings
26:11oh
26:12when we sailed you in
26:15behind the springtime
26:19float all in note
26:22new among my mind
26:24you hold the note
26:28the note just moves
26:30the movement
26:33let go of the note
26:35and so move everything
26:41I can't come to quantify
26:44the feeling
26:46I was walking home
26:51happy and dreaming
26:58Tysher
26:59yes ma'am
27:09I don't pay you
27:10to stand around
27:10gawking
27:12sorry ma'am
27:14try again
27:25I was told you wanted
27:26to see me
27:30yes
27:37how are you
27:39things are as you know
27:40them to be
27:43good
27:48at least
27:50last two weeks
27:52she has been
27:53so concerned
27:57has she shared
27:58her concern with you
28:03a fear of a certain
28:04kind
28:06has been
28:07shared with me
28:10I sense gentleness
28:14in you and her
28:16sex I will accept
28:17but not tenderness
28:18they are the same
28:19you can be the same
28:20she can be the same
28:22but there is nature
28:23which might have intervened
28:31an accident perhaps
28:34I expected you to take
28:37precaution
28:37well sometimes she insists
28:39stop
28:43with the election coming
28:45we cannot afford scandals
28:51she is taking an awfully
28:52long time to get ready
28:53even for her
28:55it's as if she's been
28:56forced to change
28:58into a different dress
28:59well we should pray
29:00not
29:00what pray
29:03pray to who
29:05whoever blesses
29:06an arrangement
29:06like ours
29:08it's not god
29:12lady olivia will be here
29:14presently
29:15the carriage is being
29:15brought around
29:32I had to choose a different dress
29:34yes
29:36oh dear oh dear
29:38now we can always
29:40figure out a way
29:41perhaps we should speak
29:42about this after the wedding
29:46today is a wonderful
29:47wonderful day
29:49and there will be no lumps
29:50and no grumps
29:50after you will
29:52smile
30:11ah potter one more thing
30:12yes sir
30:13we're putting you on the door
30:14hot door
30:15the door of the cathedral
30:16we've heard that our dear brother benjamin has been drinking again
30:19he's coming up from london alone god help us
30:21if he makes it to the church
30:22make sure you take potter
30:23make sure you keep him outside
30:25yes
30:26oh arthur
30:26have you remembered to put the bottle of water in dodo's carriage
30:29yes yes yes
30:30pot water
30:31my brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke about clean water being more precious than vintage
30:35champagne
30:35edward look at me
30:37please
30:39your goodness
30:40sir edward your carriage awaits
31:02edward and edward and edward
31:14someone please shut that child up
31:16arthur
31:21benjamin
31:22benjamin
31:23i know
31:24husband
31:26and god
31:48there's nothing to see here move on
32:17what the fuck
32:19you've been at your brother's wedding
32:20and you had too much to drink
32:22you must have fallen asleep
32:24they left you here because they have no regard for you
32:33would you like a drink
32:34god yes
32:42i knew what would happen
32:44they have no love for you
32:45penny pinch your inheritance
32:47leave you to sleep at the table
32:48and probably laughed at you
32:52one of the maids told me you were here
32:55and i heard you came to the wedding alone
33:01my wife
33:03is disgusted with me
33:06because i'm drinking again
33:08well i am not disgusted with you benjamin
33:10and i never
33:11will be
33:15oh no
33:22stop
33:23stop
33:23stop
33:24stop
33:28i came here
33:30like an angel of mercy
33:31to show you what real love is
33:33i did
33:34i did
33:35i did
33:35i did
33:58what the fuck
33:59this is what
34:19when clearing up after a party
34:22you start with the broken glass
34:25all the food you can throw away
34:28the booze
34:29you keep for me
34:30to inspect
34:32it's uh
34:32it's a shame to waste
34:43those of you ladies
34:45those of you ladies new to house
34:46skinness
34:46the rule is that copulating couples
34:49must not be disturbed
34:50and are to be cleaned around
34:54go ahead there nola
35:09did you come to admire the view
35:12shouldn't you be in some grand bed
35:14consummating your vows
35:16take a seat mr champion
35:25i've been reading in the papers
35:27there's an election coming
35:29i did
35:30we teach the working classes to read
35:32i also read that you're running for office again mr ginnis
35:35so if politics is back on the agenda
35:39i imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42to hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate
35:46indiscretions
35:49well edward
35:50there were your saturday nights
35:52and your new york arrangement
35:53and you arthur
35:55of course
35:55your friday nights
35:58so
35:58now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called
36:02an indiscretion tax
36:06could you
36:07sorry
36:08could you take a look at the map
36:08bonnie
36:09this
36:10is dock 7
36:11where we're sitting right now
36:12only this
36:13is a map of dock 7
36:14how it will look in a year and a half's time
36:16we've swept it clean
36:17and built yet more cooperage
36:18and mash tun capacity
36:21this area
36:22just here you see
36:23which is designated to be a new hogshead loading bay is currently
36:27what is your office mr chapman
36:29but of course in order to facilitate this great big brewery expansion
36:34your office stables your lodging houses the angel pub itself will all be improved by dino
36:43and since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious
36:57but since we are a famously philanthropic company we might find it in our hearts
37:04to compensate you
37:06you see
37:07you see
37:08you see
37:09the days of men like you haunting these dogs they're gone
37:14let's say
37:15three thousand pounds
37:18and an annual fee of five hundred
37:21in return for a completely uneventful election
37:24and a very peaceful evacuation of these premises
37:34and by the way you have one week
37:42my price is ten thousand
37:45or you can go to hell
37:47seven and a half
37:50the final offer
38:05i feel like you and i are becoming something of a team
38:11but i really don't know what we're doing handing over the election to the new york cowboy
38:26the new york cowboy is responsible for an increase in profits
38:30throughout the east coast of the united states
38:33and washington dc where he claims
38:35the president of the united states is himself now a drinker
38:43greetings
38:44greetings
38:45from new york
38:51with my return to dublin
38:53our election campaign begins
38:56the demolition of dock seven
38:59we sell to people
39:00as proof of our virtue
39:02as proof of our willingness to confront the sins of this sinful city
39:08a vote for outer guinness
39:10is a vote for virtue
39:15if i am to hide your excesses
39:17i need to know what they are
39:19i'm gonna need to know the truth about the people i'm gonna be working with
39:26up until
39:29two months before my
39:31wedding
39:33ellen cochran and i were sleeping together on regular occasions at her lodgings in
39:37the docks
39:41i am the conservative candidate standing for election in the city of dublin
39:45i've got absolutely no fault
39:46and i've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever
39:49except for the fact that i was a regular frequenter of that rats nest
39:54and you
39:55and you
39:58my dear wife whom i love in my own way
40:03very much is pregnant
40:08with my foreman's baby
40:11fuck me it's been ages since my mickey was contagious
40:15so
40:17infidelity
40:18three
40:20sodony
40:21two
40:23lost love and random acts of violence
40:26one
40:29a more typical dublin family would be hard to find
40:31no
40:32bro
40:32cause it's been ages
40:33got blasts and save us
40:35back with a bang and it feels amazing
40:37going nowhere i'm going places
40:47oh it's been ages
40:48since we made the front pages
40:50since our real inner hiatus
40:51back to annoying cunts that hate us
40:53it's back to basics
40:55a scumbag hood i'm shameless
40:56take more than that to tame us
40:58all your fault cause you made us famous
41:01it's bad i didn't lie
41:02all of them was dead to cry
41:03new centerpiece telegraph
41:05did you miss us are you glad
41:07could we'll much rest the plans
41:08we saw so again it's been class
41:10i can issue shot a mark
41:11islin and glock
41:12got clatter and nook
41:14balls were rocked
41:15propaganda machine
41:16kneecap back all over your screens
41:18drug class will more review
41:19i could add nice mass of wait and see
41:22cause it's been ages
41:23controversy won't face us
41:24we hold all the cards in their aces
41:26try to protect your kids but they'll hear us
41:28they'll hear the one move when your eyes
41:29take a tablet
41:29jay hymn i think i can't go to the cable
41:31a cool van buon let's true
41:32fire on it
41:33malaclava jay holly in the shin
41:34piece of other money jerry
41:36may just work but i wanna be back
41:37in the sunday world
41:38so i'll smack that cunt
41:39with the back of my hurl
41:41oh it's been ages
41:42since we made the front pages
41:44your fault cause you made us famous
41:45stick in our face in your papers
41:47but we get love by our neighbours
41:48you keep track when you're giving favours
41:51sad
41:51critical girl got will to jazz
41:53say the heat a duff a lass
41:55a chain with your fad a duff the mass
41:56chain with your fad a duff the mass
41:58a hand a rudder a hund a lass
42:00nice to move out the shind a task
42:01a clang a ruddy now one ask
42:04on
42:04call you more face in then you're scum
42:06that's enough for this boy to run
42:07sensational ill and that's job done
42:30you're good
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