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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 3
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00:00:00Dad?
00:00:00Yes, I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:08Samir's done it.
00:00:09As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top homeland.
00:00:13I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:15We've got an ubervirus, strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21Soldier boy killed my family.
00:00:22I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:24Look, you let me go, you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:31Sweet boy.
00:00:32I will be there for you always.
00:00:37Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:00:40Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:00:43Be sweet boy.
00:01:08You don't look like a guy.
00:01:10It looks like a guy's guy's cell phone.
00:01:11Yeah, yeah, right.
00:01:11Order time is lost.
00:01:13Stop it.
00:01:16Oh, my goodness.
00:01:44Oh, my goodness.
00:02:14Oh, my goodness.
00:02:21Please.
00:02:23I have family.
00:02:24I love Imagine Dragons.
00:02:26Please.
00:02:27I'm sorry.
00:02:29No one can know I was here.
00:02:35Soldier Boy.
00:02:37America's first hero.
00:02:39Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
00:02:42Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
00:02:45Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
00:02:50But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
00:02:56And America deserves the truth.
00:02:58Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia, working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
00:03:04traitors in Ukraine.
00:03:05Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
00:03:07They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
00:03:11We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
00:03:14And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
00:03:22It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
00:03:40My boy.
00:03:41My poor sweet boy.
00:03:47I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
00:03:53Hold on.
00:03:54When did you find out?
00:03:55Hold on.
00:03:55When did you find out?
00:03:56I'm going to sit down.
00:03:57I can't find out.
00:03:58I can't find out.
00:03:58I can't find out.
00:03:59I can't find out.
00:03:59I can't find out.
00:04:00I can't find out.
00:04:02I can't find out.
00:04:12When did you get out of the spotlight, you still got it, huh?
00:04:16Sage tells me your socials are blowing up.
00:04:19People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
00:04:24You knew that?
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:32I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
00:04:35I wouldn't have.
00:04:36I swear to God.
00:04:37Although I did tell you not to engage.
00:04:39So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
00:04:45Gentlemen, lab results are in.
00:04:48Lab results.
00:04:53How?
00:04:55We were there.
00:04:56They all got infected.
00:04:57We watched them die.
00:04:58How the fuck is that constable breathing?
00:05:01Oh, no.
00:05:03Oh, no.
00:05:10He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
00:05:12Shit.
00:05:12V1?
00:05:13What is V1?
00:05:15Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound B.
00:05:19V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:05:22Highly unstable.
00:05:23Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:05:26You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
00:05:31Who is Stormfront?
00:05:32Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:05:34I think you know his liberty.
00:05:37The point is, V1 saved your life.
00:05:39And is likely why your generation of soups doesn't age.
00:05:42This is a modern compound V molecule.
00:05:46This is the virus.
00:05:48Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
00:05:53It looks like this.
00:05:57Nothing for the virus to bind to.
00:05:58You might have told us that before we tested it.
00:06:00V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
00:06:04We all did.
00:06:05Now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
00:06:19Okay, but what about Homelander?
00:06:21Does this...
00:06:22Does this mean that...
00:06:23I'm his son.
00:06:24Am I immune, too?
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Your embryo was shot up with plain old God and Variety V.
00:06:29Like me, like every other soup.
00:06:31But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:06:35Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:06:37Bring me some.
00:06:37I can't.
00:06:38Why not?
00:06:39Vought destroyed every vial.
00:06:40There's none left.
00:06:41Could a vial still exist?
00:06:42Somewhere.
00:06:43I suppose.
00:06:44Wait.
00:06:44If that's true, then that means he can use that to...
00:06:46We need to get to it before Homelander goes.
00:06:49How?
00:06:49I'm sure he knows all this already.
00:06:51We're fucked.
00:06:52Good point, love.
00:06:53We hit him with the virus today.
00:06:55While it still works.
00:06:56That wasn't at all my point.
00:06:58Look.
00:06:59See?
00:07:00It's the smart play.
00:07:01We draw him out and hit him today.
00:07:03Okay.
00:07:04How are you going to get it in front of him?
00:07:06Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
00:07:09Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
00:07:11And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
00:07:16So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
00:07:20We don't really have a choice.
00:07:22I know where to start.
00:07:27Wow.
00:07:28Thank God that stuff's in here.
00:07:30Saved you.
00:07:31It's all as well today.
00:07:32You know what?
00:07:32Fuck you.
00:07:33You knew Butcher had the virus.
00:07:35You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
00:07:38No.
00:07:38No.
00:07:39I did not.
00:07:39What I wanted...
00:07:40What junk's on you, asshole?
00:07:42Because I'm going to live.
00:07:43And you'll die.
00:07:45If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
00:07:47And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
00:07:51I'll be running the seven.
00:07:53Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
00:07:58Look at you.
00:08:00Just the softest, wettest boy.
00:08:05Hypothetic.
00:08:06You're nothing at all.
00:08:16Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
00:08:18We don't have a choice.
00:08:28You know what this means, right?
00:08:30If we do get this for you, I mean, you and Kimiko could take something.
00:08:33I mean, if you made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune, too, like a vaccine.
00:08:37Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
00:08:39Like a pushball, but with dicks.
00:08:41It's very specific, but look, there's a chance.
00:08:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:47I'm going to nut you again.
00:08:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:49Zoe, take it easy.
00:08:50Put him away, kiddo.
00:08:52That won't be necessary.
00:08:55At least, not yet.
00:08:57Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
00:08:59I take it Marie Moreau is running late.
00:09:01Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:05She set this up, actually.
00:09:07Did she?
00:09:08Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:09:11You mean the first generation V?
00:09:14Soulja Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:09:21You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:09:23But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:09:32Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:09:34And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:09:37But you're still working with him.
00:09:40We think that Homelander is trying to get at V1.
00:09:43And if he does, he lives forever.
00:09:46And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:09:50So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock,
00:09:53or are you going to help us out?
00:10:01Follow me.
00:10:13After you.
00:10:350.1% torch the world.
00:10:37And watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:10:42It smells near.
00:10:43You're right.
00:10:44It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven from while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
00:10:49It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:10:50Fuck!
00:10:51Everyone, this is Maverick.
00:10:53Translucent stuff.
00:10:55What's up, player?
00:10:57What's up, player?
00:11:00Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
00:11:02He sang at my dad's funeral.
00:11:04Maverick, hi.
00:11:05Um, what are you doing here?
00:11:06Don't you go to Goodolkhan?
00:11:08Fuck that place.
00:11:10And fuck Vought.
00:11:10They're all a bunch of liars.
00:11:12They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
00:11:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
00:11:19It was Homelander.
00:11:22Homelander killed my dad.
00:11:26Wow.
00:11:27Homelander.
00:11:28Ugh.
00:11:29God, I...
00:11:30Fuck that fucking motherfucker.
00:11:33I've been saying it for years.
00:11:34This fucking...
00:11:35This...
00:11:37Motherfucker.
00:11:38Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
00:11:42What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:11:44I believe the children are our future.
00:11:46Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
00:11:49Follow me.
00:11:50If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stuff.
00:11:55V1 was barbaric and unstable.
00:11:58Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
00:12:02He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
00:12:06Jesus.
00:12:07Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
00:12:12Why am I not surprised?
00:12:14By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
00:12:19security.
00:12:20Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like every other
00:12:26sort of chapter in this company's history.
00:12:28And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:12:30Not that I've seen.
00:12:31You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:12:34This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
00:12:37If you want to look through them, be my guest.
00:12:45Zoe?
00:12:46Zoe, wait.
00:12:49What happened to your mom was awful.
00:12:52I didn't know that Butcher was...
00:12:55I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
00:12:58I promise.
00:13:04Promise?
00:13:05You promised that we'd be safe.
00:13:07Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
00:13:11I'm sorry.
00:13:12Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
00:13:16So go fuck yourself.
00:13:23I'm sorry.
00:13:29Maybe if I'd raised you, I could've made you better.
00:13:33You're a fucking disappointment.
00:13:35Disappointment.
00:13:36The pitiful disappointment you are.
00:13:38Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:13:42You're the better.
00:13:43You're the better.
00:13:43Weak.
00:13:44You're my greatest failure.
00:13:45You're nothing at all.
00:13:46No.
00:13:48No.
00:13:51No.
00:13:52No.
00:14:03Oh, my boy.
00:14:07My sweet boy.
00:14:10What is wrong?
00:14:12Why are you so unhappy?
00:14:14My father and my dear son.
00:14:17Everything.
00:14:18It's all falling apart.
00:14:20No.
00:14:22No.
00:14:22No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25It's been foretold.
00:14:27You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true God with the love of the world.
00:14:36I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more love than Jesus?
00:14:43And why should he have more love than you?
00:14:47You save more people than he does.
00:14:51The one true God.
00:14:56How?
00:14:58How millions of people should you save me?
00:15:01Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
00:15:05I know.
00:15:07Rip babies from their mother's womb.
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:10Skin parents in front of their children.
00:15:14Rid the world of the wicked.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:16The non-believers.
00:15:20The non-believers.
00:15:20They'll call me a monster.
00:15:22The only ones left will be your faithful.
00:15:25And they will love you in their hearts.
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:28They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
00:15:31Oh.
00:15:32You have one last task, my love.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:16:04You're late.
00:16:05Came as soon as you texted.
00:16:07It's kind of far.
00:16:08Where?
00:16:09Russia.
00:16:10Near the border, I think.
00:16:12Anybody see you?
00:16:14Uh, no.
00:16:17What's that?
00:16:24Uh, I caught myself shaving.
00:16:28Trust me.
00:16:29You don't need to shave.
00:16:35So your grandpa's in there with them now?
00:16:38Is a butcher in there?
00:16:42No.
00:16:43But they can lead us to him.
00:16:45We can find him and kill him.
00:16:48Kill a butcher?
00:16:49Uh, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:16:51You don't think we could?
00:16:53He's dangerous.
00:16:54Look what he did to your mom.
00:16:56That's the point.
00:16:57He's not worth it.
00:16:58Ryan.
00:16:59It's not worth you getting hurt.
00:17:02I'd kill you.
00:17:05So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
00:17:08Zoe.
00:17:25You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:32Well, well, well.
00:17:33Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
00:17:36Should buy myself a lotto ticket.
00:17:38Thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
00:17:40Never hadn't showed.
00:17:41I was planning to nick Zoe.
00:17:43Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
00:17:46But, hey.
00:17:47Fucking Christmas.
00:17:55Nice one.
00:17:57But I don't break easy no more.
00:18:00Not like Mallory.
00:18:01You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
00:18:03Killing an old lady.
00:18:05I'm fucking off to Russia.
00:18:07So he was right about you.
00:18:10Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
00:18:14You could.
00:18:16But you won't.
00:18:17And why is that?
00:18:18Because we both love the same woman.
00:18:22And we both hate the same cunt.
00:18:27Look, mate.
00:18:28You can be as pussy with me as you like.
00:18:30But we both know I ain't the bad guy.
00:18:35Not really.
00:18:37I just need us to have a proper chat.
00:18:41That's all.
00:18:48Oh, my.
00:18:49Up here.
00:18:51What do you mean?
00:18:53What in the fuck?
00:18:57Is that milk?
00:18:58Better.
00:18:59Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
00:19:01Well, what?
00:19:02You ask me up here so I can watch you swim and tit jizz?
00:19:04I want to give you another chance.
00:19:06You want to give me another chance?
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Help me find the V1.
00:19:10I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors.
00:19:14Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
00:19:17Oh, there most certainly is.
00:19:19And I am going to find them.
00:19:22Yeah, what makes you so sure?
00:19:24An angel talk.
00:19:26It's my destiny.
00:19:28Just when I thought there was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
00:19:32Yes, yes, make your jokes.
00:19:34You've been blessed with immortality.
00:19:37And what have you done with a drink and fuck yourself now?
00:19:41You.
00:19:44You.
00:19:45Are a disappointment.
00:19:50You see.
00:19:54I am not going to waste my immortality.
00:19:57I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
00:19:59I am asking you if you want a seat at the table because you are my father.
00:20:03But with or without you,
00:20:06a reckoning is coming.
00:20:10You know, all I see is a freak.
00:20:12A freak with a bushel of gray tubes.
00:20:17Try some just for men.
00:20:33What's for it, Harmony?
00:20:35I have no idea.
00:20:36It's all over these memos.
00:20:37What do they say?
00:20:38I don't know.
00:20:39The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
00:20:41You couldn't possibly.
00:20:42It's 1944.
00:20:44There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
00:20:48Give me an hour.
00:20:52Fuck his hair.
00:21:06Hey.
00:21:08Sorry.
00:21:08Just, uh, you might want to lighten up on that Vibro Mango Thunder.
00:21:13That is, that is musky.
00:21:16My dad was in the first campaign.
00:21:18Vanish into freshness.
00:21:20It just smells like him, you know?
00:21:23I'm sorry about your dad.
00:21:25I, I, I lost mine, too.
00:21:28I'm sorry to hear that.
00:21:29It's just, it's crazy, right?
00:21:31Walk around one day feeling fine,
00:21:33and then out of nowhere the pain just hits you like a truck,
00:21:37like, takes the wind out of you.
00:21:39You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
00:21:41Let me help.
00:21:42Look, Maverick, I, I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:21:44It, it's really dangerous.
00:21:46I don't care.
00:21:47He fucking killed my dad.
00:21:48It's the only thing I can think about.
00:21:50I know that you want this to mean something,
00:21:52but it's never gonna make sense.
00:21:55And the more that you try,
00:21:56the less sense it'll make you.
00:21:59Trust me.
00:22:00I know.
00:22:01What am I supposed to do?
00:22:03Honestly, just let go.
00:22:06Live your life.
00:22:07Be happy.
00:22:08Fall in love with someone.
00:22:10I do have a girlfriend.
00:22:12Really?
00:22:13Sloan.
00:22:14She's an alpaca.
00:22:18Cool, just maybe think about
00:22:20what your dad would want for you,
00:22:21and then do that.
00:22:23But that's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
00:22:26You ready?
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:28Can I, um, can I just talk to you for a quick second?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:35Stop.
00:22:41Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
00:22:45Butcher has a scanner, no?
00:22:46He does.
00:22:47Maybe resolution is good enough
00:22:49so we can make out some of the text.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:51Go with him.
00:22:52Sounds good.
00:22:53I've been watching pornography
00:22:54and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
00:23:00I don't understand.
00:23:03All you do is get him on the blower
00:23:05and tell him you want to see him.
00:23:07He rocks up,
00:23:08he chucked the shit in his face,
00:23:10and that'll be it.
00:23:12Why me?
00:23:13Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnature
00:23:14for anyone else.
00:23:15So this is what you want to talk to me about?
00:23:18Killing my dad.
00:23:20Listen, mate.
00:23:21Is that all you think I'm good for?
00:23:22I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, all right?
00:23:24You're done with that.
00:23:26Homelander raped your mom.
00:23:27He's gonna burn everything down,
00:23:28and you are the only one who will stop him.
00:23:31Now,
00:23:33normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks
00:23:35about destiny,
00:23:37but if anyone's got one,
00:23:39it's you.
00:23:44I throw this virus at him.
00:23:46What'll happen to me?
00:23:50He'll die.
00:23:54I'll be close by,
00:23:55and we'll go together.
00:23:59No.
00:24:01I ain't gonna lie to you.
00:24:03This...
00:24:03This is not what your mom wanted,
00:24:07but it's the only way.
00:24:10And it will be justice.
00:24:14You're asking me to kill myself?
00:24:19You wouldn't be the first lad
00:24:20that throws life away in the war,
00:24:23but you would be the first
00:24:25to save the world,
00:24:27doing it.
00:24:39I'll fetch you some point.
00:24:50I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
00:24:53He's a fucking nepo daddy.
00:24:54Like, he's not even that good looking.
00:24:56Like,
00:24:57his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
00:25:00Like, you shave his head,
00:25:01he's the gayest sailor at Fleetwood.
00:25:03Seriously, man,
00:25:04thanks for letting me tag along.
00:25:06I need a win.
00:25:08Will you just tell me this?
00:25:10Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
00:25:11He didn't, like,
00:25:13mention my name even once.
00:25:18Why do you ask them?
00:25:26Keep heading south.
00:25:30So, like,
00:25:32what's your story?
00:25:34My story?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:35I was born on a sugar bush,
00:25:37a maple farm.
00:25:38One day when I was five,
00:25:39my parents died
00:25:39in a tidal wave of molasses.
00:25:41Then I was raised by four geese
00:25:42and an agoraphobic fox
00:25:43in a crystal cave
00:25:44where they taught me
00:25:44the ways of the soil
00:25:45and the salts
00:25:45until Gerald,
00:25:47that's the eldest goose,
00:25:49revealed to me
00:25:49that he's the reincarnation
00:25:50of Robin Williams.
00:25:52And then he took me
00:25:52on his egg-shaped spaceship
00:25:53to Ork
00:25:54because Mork and Mindy
00:25:55is a Netflix documentary.
00:25:58Orson married us.
00:26:00And the rest is history.
00:26:07Homelander asked you
00:26:08to come along?
00:26:11Personally.
00:26:12Molling, molling, molling, molling, molling, molling, molling, molling.
00:26:21Mérde, hein?
00:26:23Cybertrucks are the entourage of cars.
00:26:30A penny for your thoughts.
00:26:34Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
00:26:36You really think so?
00:26:38Would it give us more time?
00:26:45What would you want to do?
00:26:47We could travel.
00:26:48I can DJ in Berlin.
00:26:51Nothing to tie us down.
00:26:53Never in the same place twice.
00:27:00Do you want that for your kids?
00:27:02Of course not.
00:27:03Which is why I would never have any.
00:27:14Do you want children?
00:27:18Three.
00:27:19Two girls and a boy, a house by the water, and maybe a bernard eagle.
00:27:22Peace and quiet.
00:27:24After all this killing, I just want a place to call home.
00:27:50I told her you were 30.
00:27:53Fuck the lever, fuck the lice.
00:27:56Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
00:28:03Where did you pick that up?
00:28:04Me old man.
00:28:06You're too close?
00:28:07No, not really.
00:28:09He was a piss artist.
00:28:12Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
00:28:16Horses.
00:28:17And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
00:28:21And then later, laugh about it with his mates.
00:28:25He was a right cunt.
00:28:27Where is he now?
00:28:28Bottom of the Thames.
00:28:30I put him there just the other day.
00:28:34I only wish I'd done it sooner.
00:28:35For it caused more.
00:28:37For it caused more.
00:28:39More damage.
00:28:43Butchard.
00:28:46Do you think that I could ever...
00:28:49That I might turn into my dad?
00:28:55I don't know.
00:29:01My mom.
00:29:03And Grace.
00:29:05The others.
00:29:07All I do is hurt people.
00:29:10I can't be around anyone.
00:29:11I can't be around anyone.
00:29:17Without us.
00:29:20Without Supes.
00:29:23The world is a better, safer place.
00:29:32I'll do it.
00:29:45Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters, protesters have taken to the streets and clashed violently with superheroes and police
00:29:52alike.
00:29:52It's all so tediously predictable.
00:29:56Insurgency.
00:29:57Camera insurgency.
00:29:58Liberation.
00:29:59Crackdown.
00:30:00Round and round she goes.
00:30:03Is now a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
00:30:07Oh, whoa.
00:30:08Hold on a second.
00:30:09I got something.
00:30:10Check that out.
00:30:12So Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
00:30:16The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
00:30:20Why is that square blurry?
00:30:22That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
00:30:25Now I bet you a porterhouse at Lugers, that's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
00:30:29If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:30:39Were you followed?
00:30:40Hell no.
00:30:41Homelander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
00:30:42It's only a matter of time before he found you.
00:30:44We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
00:30:47The door is munitions gray, ballistics resistant, same as a Norad bunker in Giant Mountain.
00:30:51It will hold.
00:30:54Better hope so.
00:31:03Oh, thank you, fuck.
00:31:04Won't hold forever.
00:31:05So, we're trapped down here.
00:31:07What's the plan?
00:31:08Wait.
00:31:09Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:31:34What?
00:31:35What?
00:31:43How are you going to keep that?
00:31:44Let's go.
00:31:44We're back.
00:31:44What?
00:31:44What?
00:31:49I'm sorry.
00:31:49How are you doing?
00:32:21Dad?
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:27Dad?
00:32:30Sorry.
00:32:33Oh my God, sorry.
00:32:37Oh my God.
00:33:03What are you doing?
00:33:05I told you Zoe was dead.
00:33:08And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Homeland.
00:33:11Fucking psycho.
00:33:12And you all went along with it.
00:33:17Come on, Zoe.
00:33:19I'm sorry, my poor.
00:33:22I cannot allow you to leave.
00:33:27Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
00:33:32No.
00:33:34Let them go.
00:33:35She tried to kill us both.
00:33:36She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:33:43Go.
00:34:03Zoe, pick up.
00:34:04Listen to me.
00:34:05Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:34:07It's not safe.
00:34:08You understand?
00:34:08Call me.
00:34:09Do we know when she left?
00:34:14Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:34:16Can we get out that way?
00:34:19That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:34:22Well, if that's the case,
00:34:25what are you packing?
00:34:29Whoa.
00:34:29Oh, I've been looking for those.
00:34:36Oro Blanco.
00:34:39500 a stick.
00:35:08My father spent his whole life fighting, boy.
00:35:12And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Hector.
00:35:16I remember your father, Jim.
00:35:21He was impressive.
00:35:23Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught.
00:35:26And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
00:35:31Damn fucking straight he did.
00:35:33But he couldn't win.
00:35:36It's why.
00:35:37Ultimately, you won't win either.
00:35:40You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:35:42You know that, right?
00:35:43Who?
00:35:44Vaught.
00:35:44Please.
00:35:45It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:35:47Or homeland.
00:35:48More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:35:51It's profit and loss.
00:35:53Supply and demand.
00:35:54The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:35:58We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:36:02And we all have our part to play.
00:36:07Say you kill Soldier Boy.
00:36:09Or Homelander.
00:36:09Or even release this virus.
00:36:11When superheroes go out of fashion,
00:36:13something else will just take their place.
00:36:16Because...
00:36:17Corporations.
00:36:18Must still grow.
00:36:21Money must still be made.
00:36:23The machine...
00:36:24Must still be fed.
00:36:26That is the way of the world.
00:36:31Motherfucker.
00:36:34When this is all over...
00:36:36You're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:36:39Like I said, we all have our part to play.
00:36:41Mm-hmm.
00:36:46If that day ever comes...
00:36:48I have a part to play too.
00:36:51And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
00:36:59Finally.
00:37:02Showtime.
00:37:03Hey kids, do you love America?
00:37:06And basic knife skills?
00:37:07Making s'mores?
00:37:08And marching?
00:37:09Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
00:37:11You'll learn wilderness survival,
00:37:13campfire songs,
00:37:15how to field strip a rifle,
00:37:16and the best way to sniff out
00:37:18stinky starlighter rats.
00:37:20So if you're 8 or 18,
00:37:22you can join the fun.
00:37:24Sign up for the Homelander Youth
00:37:26and be tomorrow's heroes today.
00:37:29Sponsored by Lean Lad Diet Luncheons.
00:37:36Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:37:39Listen.
00:37:40I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:37:43It's out there.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:45I know it.
00:37:46How many people do you want?
00:37:49Everyone.
00:37:50It's all we do from now on.
00:37:52Also, I want our entire pharma division
00:37:55working on literally nothing
00:37:56but recreating the V1 formula.
00:37:59But destroy the original formula.
00:38:00That could take years.
00:38:01Skip animal testing.
00:38:03You have caps for criminals?
00:38:04Just start using them.
00:38:07Mm-hmm.
00:38:14This is wonderful.
00:38:22What happened, boss?
00:38:24What are you...
00:38:24What are you drinking?
00:38:34It's an honor to have a great American
00:38:36like yourself on the show.
00:38:39I guess he runs in the family, huh?
00:38:41Homelander's father.
00:38:43Bang.
00:38:45The Glock, huh?
00:38:47Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:38:50Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:38:53This here's a 9mm.
00:38:55Gen 5, 7-round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:38:58Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
00:39:02That'll prove an all-American Colt 1911.
00:39:05Chambered in 45 ACP.
00:39:10That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:39:13Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll,
00:39:17but this here, that's a certified crop dealer.
00:39:19I think you mean an antique.
00:39:20I mean a classic.
00:39:22You want to give it a try?
00:39:25Now, some can't handle the kick.
00:39:27If something tells me, you'll do just fine.
00:39:51Oh, you're gonna hate it, do you?
00:39:54I haven't fucked that hard since...
00:39:58Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
00:40:01I ain't got no idea who that is.
00:40:06Hey, why the hairless pussy?
00:40:09I mean, what's the point of going down there?
00:40:11If you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?
00:40:14Well, is that how Homelander likes you?
00:40:16Like a baby?
00:40:20More like a mother.
00:40:24But you two have fucked, right?
00:40:26Mm-mm.
00:40:29Damn.
00:40:31I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
00:40:36That's terrible.
00:40:38Who would do such a thing?
00:40:40You shouldn't say that about your son.
00:40:43Well, he thinks he's better than me.
00:40:44He doesn't.
00:40:47How do you know?
00:40:48I don't know much, but I can read people.
00:40:51The way he looks at you?
00:40:53Shit.
00:40:54I ain't never seen look at nobody like that.
00:41:02Well, it's not exactly a compliment, though.
00:41:06He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
00:41:09And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:41:11Oof.
00:41:18There's someone I want you to meet.
00:41:24Is this...
00:41:26Terror?
00:41:28Well, my mom told me all about you.
00:41:30You boy.
00:41:31Where's he been?
00:41:32Me Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
00:41:34As he still humped everything?
00:41:36Gentleman of his age.
00:41:39Well, he does his best.
00:41:45Ryan?
00:41:47Kamiko?
00:41:48Wait, you can talk.
00:41:56Tell me.
00:41:58It's all gone.
00:42:00Where is Samir?
00:42:02We let him leave with Zoe.
00:42:04We're not all monsters, you fucking...
00:42:07monster.
00:42:13You touch her, I'll never make war.
00:42:16So back off.
00:42:30We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:42:31Not today, we're not.
00:42:33Then when?
00:42:35I don't know.
00:42:35A week.
00:42:36Maybe a month.
00:42:39We don't have a month.
00:42:41He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
00:42:42Let's just go now.
00:42:45Not without a virus.
00:42:47You said I was strong enough.
00:42:48You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:42:50You said it was my destiny.
00:42:52I just said that,
00:42:53so you'd get him out of the tower.
00:42:55Without the chum,
00:42:57you'd just be another stupid kid on a fucking suicide run.
00:43:02Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
00:43:08Ryan.
00:43:09Ryan.
00:43:16All right, kid.
00:43:17This is a halothane grenade.
00:43:19What you do is you pull the pin, you toss it, and you run like hell.
00:43:23Also, make sure you don't inhale, or else you're going to knock yourself out, too.
00:43:27Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears, we'll come out and get you.
00:43:30Got it?
00:43:30Yeah, got it.
00:43:33Maverick.
00:43:35Be careful.
00:43:42Huey.
00:43:45Hey, I know.
00:43:46I'm sorry.
00:43:47It's just, he's a really good kid.
00:43:50I mean, if we find the V1, I think we should give him some.
00:43:53Huey, come on.
00:43:54How many more people are we going to kill, and then their kids come after us?
00:43:58And then we kill them, and it's a suspicious cycle that never fucking ends.
00:44:03Maybe we'll never be able to break it, but we have to at least try.
00:44:13What was that for?
00:44:14It's just, uh...
00:44:17It's been a long time since I've been around someone who was actually trying to make things
00:44:22better instead of stopping them from getting worse.
00:44:26You think the V1 can save us?
00:44:29Fuck yeah, I do.
00:44:31He's at the hatch.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:45:04what the fuck is this hey i got an invisible kid here it stinks like v bro mango thunder body
00:45:11spray here take him shit burns my nose maverick is that you bro you're with edgar you were one
00:45:17of my dad's best friends how come you never told me it was homelander that killed him bro
00:45:21homelander didn't kill your dad who's butcher's crew you know that sus french student starlight's
00:45:28boyfriend was his name moosey howie they blew him up stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped
00:45:33them in the east river saw with my own eyes no cap on god bro
00:45:48does it look like the deep is talking to an invisible person
00:45:52fuck
00:45:57fuck
00:46:05fuck
00:46:06fuck
00:46:11they were just here
00:46:25god damn it fuck there's not enough power
00:46:32slithery motherfucker
00:46:35i mean instant karma but fuck
00:46:38um okay we gotta go out the front
00:46:39stick together
00:46:44yo nice work brobo cop
00:46:46yeah
00:47:22Sorry, bro.
00:47:24Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:48:05Mango thunder, motherfucker!
00:48:07Fuck!
00:48:10Fuck!
00:48:13Fuck!
00:48:14Fuck!
00:48:16Fuck!
00:48:17Where'd you here?
00:48:18It was you, wasn't it?
00:48:20You killed my dad!
00:48:21Get the...
00:48:22Fuck off me!
00:48:23Where are you?
00:48:24Fuck!
00:48:25Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:48:28You sick fuck!
00:48:29You're right, you're right.
00:48:30It was me.
00:48:30It was me.
00:48:32I mean, cold comfort, but I...
00:48:34I killed my dad, too.
00:48:35You fucking psycho!
00:48:36Just wait, just wait!
00:48:37Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:48:41Not your dad, but still, I was...
00:48:43I was angry and scared.
00:48:47And I felt all this...
00:48:49This hate, and I'm sorry.
00:48:50I shouldn't have done it.
00:48:51It's not the answer.
00:48:52It's the only answer, motherfucker!
00:48:59Rhetoric!
00:49:00Stop!
00:49:00I don't wanna fight you!
00:49:22Rhetoric!
00:49:23Rhetoric!
00:49:25Come on!
00:49:30Ha!
00:49:32Oh!
00:49:38Uh!
00:49:42Ah!
00:49:44Ah!
00:49:45Oh!
00:49:58There's Maverick.
00:50:02She got Maverick.
00:50:05I don't know if I can.
00:50:32I don't know if I can.
00:50:40Dad?
00:50:42Ryan?
00:50:44Hey, you.
00:50:46I'm really glad you called.
00:50:48I knew you weren't.
00:50:50It's like a...
00:50:52Miracle.
00:50:55Like the upgrade?
00:50:56Remember when you took me here?
00:50:58Tended to care about me.
00:51:01I do care about you, son.
00:51:03I love you.
00:51:08I need to ask you...
00:51:09For my forgiveness.
00:51:11You already have it.
00:51:13Okay? Let me finish.
00:51:15I put too much pressure on you
00:51:17to fill my boots.
00:51:19And I realize now that...
00:51:22Well...
00:51:24That...
00:51:24That was impossible.
00:51:27But...
00:51:27I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:51:30I am going to live forever now.
00:51:35I don't realize my own legacy.
00:51:38And you...
00:51:39You're off the hook.
00:51:40You can do...
00:51:42Whatever...
00:51:43Did you do it?
00:51:44Did you rape my mom?
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Of course not.
00:51:48Who told...
00:51:49Did William Butcher...
00:51:50Tell you that?
00:51:53Your mother and I...
00:51:54We had an affair.
00:51:57A consensual affair between...
00:51:59Two adults.
00:51:59Your heart's racing.
00:52:00Yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:52:02And frankly...
00:52:03My heart's breaking a little bit...
00:52:04That you could think I would do something like that.
00:52:11Ryan...
00:52:11Ryan...
00:52:12Ryan...
00:52:14Ryan...
00:52:17Ryan...
00:52:18I don't know where this is coming from.
00:52:19Because...
00:52:20Your mother...
00:52:21She came on to me.
00:52:26Ryan...
00:52:27Son...
00:52:28Ryan...
00:52:29Ryan...
00:52:29Buddy...
00:52:30Look what came out of it.
00:52:31My son...
00:52:32A blessing!
00:52:54Ah, Ryan...
00:52:54Look at what you made me do.
00:53:09That's okay.
00:53:12My sweet, sweet boy...
00:53:15There you go.
00:53:21Uh...
00:53:23Uh...
00:53:25Uh...
00:53:25Uh...
00:53:26Uh...
00:53:26Uh...
00:53:28Ugh...
00:53:29Ugh...
00:53:29Ugh...
00:53:51Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:53:54Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:53:58Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:54:00And Homelander, Scott Edgar.
00:54:01If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:54:03We are so fucked.
00:54:04Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's boat pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:54:08Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:54:13Okay, I do have some good news.
00:54:16We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:54:19In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:54:25The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:54:33And this is good news?
00:54:35Oh yeah.
00:54:36The files are no longer reducted.
00:54:38Okay.
00:54:40Well, that's where we're headed.
00:55:02Annie?
00:55:04Wait!
00:55:06Wait!
00:55:06You could have died, Huey.
00:55:08I'm okay.
00:55:09I'm here.
00:55:09I don't think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:55:12This was easier when I was on my own.
00:55:15Annie.
00:55:15Well, in my time of dying, I want nobody to moan.
00:55:23All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:55:29Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:55:33Well, well, well.
00:55:36Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:55:41Jesus is going to make up.
00:55:42Jesus is going to make up.
00:55:44Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
00:55:49All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:55:56Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:56:00Well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:56:07Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
00:56:19We have much to discuss.
00:56:26Lord, in my time of dying, I don't want nobody to cry.
00:56:33All I want you to do is take me when I die.
00:56:44Well, in my time of dying, I don't want nobody to moan.
00:56:52All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:56:59Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:03Well, well, well.
00:57:06Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:10Jesus is going to make up.
00:57:12Jesus is going to make up.
00:57:14Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
00:57:33Well, meet me, Jesus, meet me, meet me in the middle of the air.
00:57:41If these wings should fill me, Lord, won't you meet me with another prayer?
00:57:47Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:51Well, well, well.
00:57:54Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:58Jesus is going to make up.
00:57:59Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:01Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
00:58:15Lord, in my time of dying, I don't want nobody to cry.
00:58:22All I want you to do is take me when I die.
00:58:28Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:32Well, well, well.
00:58:35Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:39Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:41Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:43Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
00:58:51Jesus is going to make up your dying baby.
00:59:11Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
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