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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 2
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00:02BANG!
00:07BANG!
00:08BANG!
00:13BANG!
00:14BANG!
00:15BANG!
00:15BANG!
00:15TATING BANG!
00:18Ayan na, ayan na!
00:19Hinti nyan na na pigil!
00:22OY!
00:24OY!
00:26Mabukusus!
00:27Sinabi ka nung tungtang!
00:29OY!
00:30Ayan!
00:32Bakit?
00:37Nagtanda ka kaya dun sa first yellow card na nakuha mo kanina?
00:40So, tignan natin kung napigil mo nga.
00:43Woo!
00:48Eat healthy at balanced diet.
00:51Kaya, go, grow, grow!
00:55OY!
00:56Ayan!
00:57Tumawa ka ba?
00:58Huwag ka ba't tumawa yan?
01:00Ayun lang, napigil mo.
01:02Pero si Kim ang hindi nakapagpigil.
01:04Ah, nadali si Kim.
01:07At least, meron naman akong okay-okay yellow card pa lang.
01:10So, okay pa naman.
01:11Idol ko to eh!
01:13Hindi mo siya kinay.
01:14Simula pa lang ang lalana nung tawa niya.
01:16As in, umiiyak siya.
01:18Panay ka talaga ni TG.
01:19Panay ako!
01:21Umpisa pa lang,
01:22tapos nakikita ko na kung paano siya gumalaw,
01:24paano siya magsalita,
01:26paano niya i-present yung iba't ibang talk niya.
01:30Hindi ko na kinayak.
01:32Nag-fangirl mode ako.
01:33At dahil siya,
01:35Yellow card ka!
01:37Yellow card ka!
01:38Wow!
01:40Five hours!
01:42Eighteen minutes!
01:42Fifty-six seconds!
01:44Anong oras kaya ako babalik?
01:45Good luck!
01:46Thank you!
01:47Ayun lang!
01:49Ayun lang!
01:49Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:51Ho!
01:52Ho!
01:53Woohoo!
01:54Si Kim ang pumaklo
01:56na nakakuha ng Yellow.
01:58Kim,
01:58last chance mo na toe!
02:00Kira ka yung balat niyan?
02:01Hindi, bro.
02:02Ayan, ayan, ayan, ayan!
02:04Mukhang nakakalibutan na lang challenge masaya sila
02:05kaya back to...
02:07Yay!
02:09Iyan na!
02:13Let's go!
02:16Ay!
02:16May taco!
02:17May taco!
02:17Una, una!
02:20Pasok!
02:21Pichi, may binibenta dito slide.
02:22Ayoko na nga!
02:23Kalo nga ba's kayo dito?
02:24May bisita tayo!
02:26May bisita!
02:26Ay! May bayong!
02:27May bayong!
02:28May bayong!
02:29Tignan ko nga!
02:31May bayong!
02:32Ito!
02:32Oo nga!
02:33Pwede na yan!
02:33Ay!
02:34Para sa akin pala to!
02:35Ano ba?
02:35Sakto yung pagkuhan mo!
02:37Sakto pala pagkuhan ko!
02:38Oo!
02:39Pwede!
02:40Kumorder kasi,
02:41kung tama-tama dumating yung ano ko!
02:44Nabigay ko sa'yo to!
02:45Eto, abigay ko sa'yo!
02:47Ano ito?
02:47Maganda to sa ano?
02:48Ah!
02:49Sa gitang!
02:51Interior!
02:52Ayan!
02:53Ito sa'yo!
02:54Ito sa'yo!
02:55Ito sa'yo!
02:55Ba't din natin laro?
02:56Eh, yun?
02:57Iba-iba!
02:59Pwede!
02:59Eh, pero ano!
03:00Subukan nyo muna yung mamaya sa inyo!
03:02Ito pwede yung hula hoop to eh!
03:03Ayan!
03:03Oh, pwede yan!
03:05Ito ni full tape to eh!
03:06Oh, tama!
03:07Para matakpang kasi ano!
03:08Why don't we try the English only please challenge?
03:14English only please!
03:15Comedians must speak only in English!
03:18Okay, can I contribute?
03:19Let's do it one by one!
03:21One by one!
03:21Let's do it one by one!
03:23Okay, one by one!
03:24Okay, okay!
03:24Guys, we need to get a thing in the basket!
03:27Okay!
03:28Like this one!
03:28You can use this as a...
03:31Like that!
03:32Oh!
03:33I know that game!
03:35Got it!
03:36Okay!
03:37You get it!
03:38What is that?
03:39What's that?
03:39Uh, this is a, uh...
03:43Oh, it's an old school telephone!
03:46Oh!
03:47Hello?
03:48Hello!
03:49Hello telephone!
03:50It's cool telephone!
03:51It started in 1935.
03:53Oh, yeah?
03:54Oh!
03:54And then, uh...
03:561935 and a half.
03:57Yeah, the one that...
03:59Like that, like that.
04:00Yeah, like that, like that.
04:01You are inspiring!
04:02Thank you!
04:03Next, next, next!
04:04Ito talaga yung mga comedy sa Pilipinas na napapanood ko, napapanood natin.
04:09Pero parang binibilang mo yung chances mo, parang palit ng palit eh!
04:12Aga ba yung pinasa ko?
04:13How about you, Chad?
04:15This one?
04:16What is that?
04:17You use it when the war.
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Your helmet!
04:23Your helmet!
04:24Japanese!
04:25Yeah, Japanese!
04:26Okay, go, go, go!
04:28This one?
04:30Katol.
04:31Katol.
04:32It's like brother?
04:33Different.
04:33Yeah, like pak pak katol!
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh my god!
04:39Ayun, may nakikita na naman!
04:42Nako, nakakaloka!
04:44I'm, I'm, I'm picked.
04:45Guys, I'm picked.
04:46The journey ends here.
04:49Agad, agad.
04:57Paano ako makakarampa?
04:59Hindi ako makarampa, hindi ko maiwan-iwan ang bahay na ito.
05:01At hindi kasi ulo ng mga bata.
05:02Ayan na dyan!
05:04Nandiyan na yung sundu ko eh!
05:06Narampa na ako!
05:08Hindi ako makarampa, hindi ko maiwan ang bahay na ito sa inyo!
05:11May may gusto mong lugaw.
05:16So huwag na natin patagalin ito.
05:18Obvious na obvious naman kung bakit ako nagpunta dito.
05:21Agad, agad.
05:23Tang ina nyo, let's watch this.
05:26Banda mo mura yung holds!
05:27Gigil ako eh!
05:29Which one?
05:30What is that?
05:31Katol.
05:32Todo na tol!
05:34I love it!
05:38Natawa ako dun sa todo na tol.
05:42Todo na tol!
05:46Yun, doon na ako nalintikan sa ano na yun.
05:49Kung alam ko lang na yun ang magpapabagsak sa akin,
05:53nag-spiritog daglas na lang kami.
05:56Sonegi!
05:57Sorry!
05:58Sorry guys!
05:59It's okay!
06:02It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:04Sobrang saya!
06:04It's okay!
06:06It's okay!
06:06It's okay!
06:07It's okay!
06:08Ang hirap talaga!
06:09Kaya nga eh!
06:10Ang hirap!
06:11Alam mo yung mga makasama ko lang kayo,
06:12eh, malaking bagay na sa akin.
06:14Eh, sana nagpa-outing ka na lang!
06:16Hindi na tayo nagpa-contest na ganito!
06:17Mahal-mahal lang gilasos dito sa lugar na ito!
06:19Gusto mo lang pala sila makasama!
06:21Salamat may nabawasan din ng tao na pwedeng magpatawa sa akin.
06:25Pero siyempre,
06:27wala naman akong masyamang feeling na buti nga sa'yo.
06:30Wala naman...
06:32Bakalaka!
06:33Kung ganyan lang pala!
06:33Sana nag-tong-it!
06:34Sana lang tayo sa bahay!
06:37Gatawad na doon!
06:38Halika naman tong-it sa muna tayo!
06:40Halika naman tong-it sa'yo!
06:41Pilipinas!
06:42Ang kauna-unahang red card, Negi!
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Sorry, Mimi!
06:47Hindi ko talaga kinaya si Lupa, Ming!
06:49Napaka-bungis-ingis mo!
06:51Oo!
06:53Hindi ko kiri!
06:54Natawak!
06:55Saka pinid ko kasi!
06:56Saka ano ba yan?
06:57Kaya yung todo na tol!
06:59Kaya natawak!
07:00Kasi rin yung tatawas sa'yo sa'yo sa'yo.
07:02Gamer!
07:03Super chikahan kayo ah!
07:04Back to game!
07:05Yan na!
07:06Goal!
07:09Kaya mo!
07:09Kaya ka na cheerleader!
07:11Huh?
07:12Buwate mo ako!
07:13Sige!
07:13For cheerleading!
07:14Let's go!
07:15Okay, cheerleading!
07:16One, two, three!
07:18Oo!
07:18Alam ko yan!
07:20I know that position!
07:21Kaya ba naka-cheerleader naman ako?
07:22Kung ano-ano din yung mga ginagawa nila,
07:24edi sakay-sakay na lang din!
07:26It's sorbetes!
07:27Your hands have to be on the floor!
07:28I'll be gentle!
07:29Okay!
07:30Alright!
07:30And then you walk, I'll play!
07:31Okay! Jason!
07:32Di ba naiihi ka?
07:33Naisip ko din yung arinola!
07:35O si si Jason naiihi!
07:37Chak to meron!
07:38Sabi ko, o sige!
07:39Gamitin mo!
07:40Ayun!
07:41Sorbetes!
07:42Sorbetes!
07:43Sorbetes!
07:44Sorbetes!
07:44That's how you do it!
07:46Ay!
07:47Chance!
07:48Baka ito yung perfect time para mapatawa ko siya!
07:51Ti Pichi, try lang natin!
07:53O sige!
07:53Sige!
07:54Ako yung nakahiga?
07:55Oo!
07:56O sige!
07:58Ayan!
07:59Gusto ko makita to si Krutam eh!
08:01Kailangan maayos kaya ti Pichi talaga!
08:03Sige!
08:03Kahit mo shop na lang!
08:04Ayan game!
08:06One, two, three, go!
08:08Go!
08:08Go chat!
08:09Go!
08:10Go chat!
08:11Go chat!
08:11Go chat!
08:12Go chat!
08:13Go chat!
08:19Kala ko nga hindi ko kaya eh!
08:21Pero hindi ako doon natawa, hindi naman sa buok niyang...
08:24Ang tawag doon?
08:26Hindi naman siya panot-panot ba yun?
08:28Charot!
08:29Anong tawag doon siya hair na yun?
08:32Bacon!
08:33Charot!
08:35Go!
08:36Go chat!
08:37Go chat!
08:38Ang hirap magpatawa nang hindi tumatawa.
08:42Hirap na hirap ako.
08:43Thank you very much everybody for cheerleading!
08:48Congratulations!
08:49Thank you!
08:50Maganda yung maganda!
08:51Ano yan? Ano yan?
08:52We ran out of mugs.
08:54Ano yan?
08:55I'm drinking coffee.
08:56Ang ginagawa niya na umiinom sa arinola!
08:59Oh my God!
09:01This is a nice mug.
09:03Yeah, it's a...
09:03It is a family mug.
09:08Nakita ko yung arinola.
09:09Ah, okay, we're going there.
09:12Simula na po ito ng babuyan sa Pilipinas.
09:14Masarap, masarap!
09:15Sarap, try mo!
09:16Wow!
09:17Try mo!
09:18Oh my God! I'm back, boy!
09:21Wow!
09:22Very good!
09:22Okay, therefore, it's your turn.
09:25It's your turn to drink the coffee.
09:26You're in the family coffee!
09:27No, it's your turn!
09:29It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:32It's your turn!
09:32Copy, copy, copy!
09:34Babuy silang lahat.
09:35Saan ang galing yung babuy?
09:40You can't try!
09:42No!
09:42I don't copy myself.
09:44I palpitate.
09:45I'll palpitate.
09:46Bago pa kayo mag-copy ko na at mag-away dyan.
09:59Siro na naman yan!
10:04What's happening?
10:06Hi!
10:07Meme, sorry!
10:08Sorry, no!
10:09Medali ako yun.
10:10Ibigbihisa ko.
10:12Nasaan yung iba?
10:13Si Ate Pichy.
10:14Si Rupa.
10:15Si Pichy!
10:16Si Pichy nagsisipot ng katok.
10:19Grabe yung inuman nyo dah!
10:21Ay, nakakaloko!
10:25Ihubuka mo kanina.
10:26Alam mo yung parang pinasok sa fraternity
10:28ng hindi ka ready?
10:30Parang sinabi siya, may mamimit lang tayo yung bagong tropa
10:32tapos pagdating, may initiation pala.
10:35Pero I am here dahil...
10:38Generous ako.
10:40I would love to give another award.
10:42Oh!
10:43We don't need...
10:44Let's watch this.
10:51Sinong mapapatawa ni Jason?
10:54Siya din!
10:57Masaya na naman si si Nuwa.
11:00Tapos tinatagalan niya tayo.
11:02Hindi ako talaga pinapahawin lagi.
11:05Nakita ko kaya yun, Jason?
11:07Dahil diyan, Jason!
11:13Yung pagganon ko, tawa pa rin pala yun.
11:15Yun ah, tanggal na ako.
11:18Sana nadun lang ako sa tumba-tumba.
11:20Hindi na ko unog siya.
11:21Andun pa rin ako hanggang mga tatlong oras.
11:23Hindi ko rin in-expect na masyado siyang magiging masaya.
11:27Kasi Jason gahin sa iyon eh.
11:29Nanghinayako ko kung ano pang kaya niyan gawin.
11:31Magpaalap ka na sa mga friends mo, sa iyong mga frat members.
11:34Thank you, thank you.
11:34Ang cute mo, brother.
11:35Bye!
11:37Thank you, Jason! We will miss you!
11:40Ano na lang kami sa inyo!
11:41I hope not to see you soon.
11:43Yes!
11:45Oras pa lang, dalawa na.
11:49Sabi ko sa inyo, dalawa tayo.
11:51Tapakabungis-ngis niyong dalawa.
11:54Ang ikalawang Red Guide ng Pinas, Jason Gainza.
11:58Alae, bungis-ngis ka kasi!
12:00Back to the game.
12:03Meron?
12:05Ito na.
12:07Ki!
12:10Let's do it now.
12:14Kami tumatawag!
12:18Hello!
12:20Hello!
12:21Pausap sa pinakapangit, Chad.
12:23Ah, sige.
12:24Chad, tawag ka.
12:25Kausapin ka daw.
12:27Hello, po.
12:28Bakit anong dun sa nag-abot sa'yo ng telepono?
12:31Kung bakit sa'yo binigay yung telepono?
12:34Gerard, ba't binigay mo sa'kin yung telepono?
12:37Sabi, abot ko dun sa pinakapangit eh.
12:38Hindi ako matatawa dun.
12:40Buti ka na ako mapikon.
12:41Sorry, Chad, pero nagkataon lang.
12:44Masarap kita.
12:45Pero kung wala ka sa harap ko,
12:47I don't think may isip kita, Chad, na pangit.
12:50Grabe ka naman kay Piti.
12:52Empoy!
12:53Empoy!
12:54Yeah!
12:55Halika dito, napapagbintangan ako eh.
12:58Sino yan?
12:58Para sa'yo.
12:59Kung walang empoy, tatanggapin ko yun.
13:01Basta sige, ah, may point.
13:03Eh, nakita ko si empoy.
13:04Buti nga wala na si Negi, kundi damay yun.
13:07Sino tayo nahanap?
13:08Yung pangit daw, ikaw.
13:10Uy, wait lang.
13:12Hawak mo na eh.
13:13Ba't pinasa mo pa?
13:14Oh!
13:15Oh!
13:16Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:19Malunggay!
13:24Hindi eh.
13:25Kasi alam po si Chad na yung pinaka eh.
13:28Sinong nagbibihes sa loob?
13:30Si Tuesday siguro.
13:32Ay, andya ka pala.
13:33Si Vic.
13:34Dali niyo sa'kan dito, gugulating ka.
13:36Sige, sige.
13:36Sige, sige.
13:37Para ano.
13:37Kaya mo makakasak ng buo.
13:39Ito si Vic.
13:40Vic!
13:43Ano ba yan?
13:45Basketball!
13:46Bro, may basketball ring doon.
13:48Improvised.
13:49Sakaan.
13:49Yan o, yung may...
13:50Yan.
13:51Victor!
13:53Ano yan?
13:54Si Victor ano eh, parang batang patay.
13:56Yung hindi nagsasalita.
13:57Ah, bakit ganito to?
13:58Yung nagbato ka tapos nalaglag sa lupa.
14:02Yan.
14:03Huwag hindi yan.
14:04Oy!
14:07Catch!
14:07Catch!
14:08Catch!
14:13Ang ganda ng maliita mo.
14:14Ang daming butas.
14:15Oo nga eh.
14:17Okay.
14:18Ganito na lang.
14:18Kung sino may hawak ng bawala,
14:20siya didilaan ang aso.
14:21Sige.
14:21Ang karakter ko kasi doon,
14:23hindi lang basta aso.
14:24Yung tao ka na aso.
14:26Magpapabelirab sana ako.
14:27Meron akong didilaan.
14:29Guys, may gagawin si Pepe.
14:30May everyone's attention, please.
14:32Oo!
14:32Oo, kasi may nagtatrabaho sa funeral service.
14:36Naalala ko, nag-aaral ako ng mediumship eh.
14:39Oo!
14:39Nagpapasapi ako sa iba't ibang spirito
14:41para magbigay ng mensahe.
14:42Kasi lahat ng spirito nagbibigay ng mensahe.
14:45Ah, oo.
14:46Oo.
14:46So isang inaaral ko,
14:47ito pang beginner lang.
14:48Oo!
14:49Okay.
14:49Para sa mga nag-aaral din ang gusto magpasapi,
14:53the tongue is the tip of the soul.
14:55So yung tongue natin,
14:57yun yung pinakamabilis na paraan
14:58para makakonekta tayo sa spirito ng kahit sino.
15:01Mahilig ako sa mga kwentong sanib eh.
15:03Yung unang sumanib sa akin yung spirito ng tae.
15:05Masubukan ko kumonekta sa spirito ng tae.
15:08Pwede ba, Moy?
15:09Huh?
15:09Wag, wag.
15:10Kasi mawawala yung epekto ng spirito niya.
15:12Mawawala yung epekto.
15:13Okay.
15:14Good.
15:15Oo!
15:16Yan na, yan na.
15:17Yan na, yan na.
15:18Quiet, quiet.
15:19Ano yung spirito ng tae.
15:23Tayo na.
15:24May tae.
15:25Lamalabas yung bibig niya.
15:27Iba din.
15:32Naglalaro din naman ako ng tae.
15:34Pero hindi ganun kaitim.
15:37Grace lang.
15:38Pasabi ng spirito ng tae.
15:40Tayo daw, pag tumatay tayo,
15:43dapat araw-araw.
15:44Sa lahat ng pwedeng spiritong susabi sa'yo,
15:46ba't naisip mo tae?
15:47Natatawa ako na nandidiri ako na, ano.
15:50Minsan kasi, ano,
15:51disgusting things can be funny kasi, di ba?
15:54I was on the verge of breaking into laughter.
15:58Guys, tandaan daw natin yun, ha?
15:59Minsan lang magsalita yung spirito ng tae.
16:01Tandaan, para sakit kabubuti natin yun.
16:02Ah, sige, sige.
16:03Thank you, thank you.
16:04Thank you very much.
16:06Ang dami ng offenses,
16:08naka-colors.
16:16Putag din ako, Pepe.
16:19Tag-inan mo kanina ka pa.
16:21Pepe!
16:22Dati ang pinaparusahan,
16:24yung mga batang iyakin.
16:26Ngayon,
16:26yung mga batang basayahin na.
16:29Ayaw!
16:29Ayaw!
16:31Baby Toni!
16:34Wala!
16:35Grabe yung material nito.
16:38Pero mukha nalang nagtagumpay ka.
16:41Eh, kasi, di ba,
16:42dito naman, lahat ang gagawin nyo, eh,
16:44meron namang intensyon, di ba?
16:46May intensyon,
16:47at kung ang ginagawa nyo yun,
16:49dahil kayo may mga pinaplano,
16:50nagtagumpay ka naman yata sa iyong pinaplano.
16:52Let's watch this.
16:5310 points, ah?
16:56Shit!
17:05At may tunog pa yan, ha?
17:06Hindi ba sa ano lang, ha?
17:07Reaction lang, ha?
17:17Kiwi!
17:18Hindi na talaga kinaya.
17:21Red card!
17:22Red card for you!
17:27Nadali ako ng tie.
17:29Ganda.
17:31Hindi ko balak targetin si Kim.
17:33Bala ko lang,
17:34magpaywatig ng mensahe ng tie talaga.
17:36Although nakikita ko na nung lumuluwa ko ng tie
17:39habang sinasaniban ako,
17:40nakikita ko siya sa gilid,
17:41nagiging parang aso na siya,
17:42naging all fours na eh.
17:44Pero inahayaan ko lang siya,
17:45baka nagmoment siya.
17:46What if may kasama ka?
17:49Sino kayang pwede mong isama?
17:51Ha?
17:54Kasi bukod sa mga tumatawa,
17:58sinusubaybayan din natin
17:59kung may mga iba pang lumalabag sa utos.
18:02Kung natatandaan ninyo,
18:04bago kayo pumasok ng bahay,
18:06may mga rules tayong pinag-usapan.
18:08At ito ang isa sa mga unang lumabag.
18:17Bawal gumamit ng anuman sa pagtatakip ng bibig.
18:23Nasada ko.
18:24Kasi na-penalty ako doon sa Toroto.
18:27Kasi ginagamit ko din siyang pampatawa eh.
18:29Ginagamit ko siya,
18:30baka may mata ko.
18:31Pinangahabol ko din siya nung unay eh.
18:33Kaya sabi ko,
18:33ay shit,
18:34na-penalty ako.
18:36Di ba close naman kayo ni Chad?
18:38Di ba magkasama kayo sa pelikula?
18:40Aha.
18:41May ayoko pag maging close dyan,
18:42ayawang siya mag-isa.
18:44Huwag kang mag-alala.
18:46Hindi siya mag-iisa.
18:47At hindi ka rin mag-iisa.
18:48Alam!
18:49Dahil,
18:50may isa pa.
18:54Oh!
18:55No!
18:58Bawal magtago.
18:59Ah!
19:00Okay!
19:01Yes!
19:02Kinabahan si Gerald!
19:04Kala niya siya!
19:05Kamala ko ako!
19:05Ako nga!
19:06Ako nga!
19:07Yes, it's you Tuesday!
19:12Nakalimutan ko na bawal palang magtago.
19:15Ah, let's go.
19:16Siya ay punta.
19:16No!
19:17No!
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20That's the surprise.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Nagbabay ka na ba sa diyowa?
19:25Totoo ba?
19:26Nainayang talaga ako.
19:28Of course,
19:28I would want her to last longer.
19:31Hindi ko yun-expect na yung
19:32more on the performances,
19:34siya talaga mabibiktima.
19:36Bye, guys!
19:37Bye-bye!
19:39Bye-bye!
19:40Bye-bye!
19:41Bye-bye!
19:42Wala naman ako sinabi sa inyo
19:43isasama ko kayo sa labas.
19:44Gusto ko lang ako tumayo dito
19:45para dito natin malaman
19:47kung anong mangyayaay sa inyong dalawa.
19:50Bye-bye!
19:50Hindi namin alam na
19:52dina-joke ka lang pala kami.
19:54Parang akong nabunutan ng
19:56tinik sa lalamunan.
19:57Alam mo kinabahan ako
19:58kasi I thought I'm gonna have
20:00a yellow card.
20:01Yung tawang mo talaga,
20:02hindi maiksi.
20:03Ang haba, no?
20:04Tapos umiiyak na lang ako.
20:06Ganun talaga.
20:07Oo.
20:08Napaproud ako sa sarili ko
20:09yung naka-isang oras ako eh.
20:10O, ma-proud ka sa sarili mo
20:11nakapagpigil ka ng isang oras ang tawa
20:12pero wala ka ng one million.
20:14Let's go.
20:14Okay lang.
20:15Ayan!
20:20Irap, di ba?
20:21Irap, ha?
20:22Oo.
20:22Tintro pang bungis-ngis.
20:23Mga bakla, kayo.
20:26Tuesday and Chad,
20:27this is your warning na.
20:28Agad-agad.
20:30Kaya sundin ang mga rules.
20:31Dahil kung hindi,
20:32babush.
20:33At ang ikatlong red card ng Pilipinas,
20:36Kim Molina.
20:37Pwede ka nang tumawa.
20:40Pati tayo magpa-lights.
20:42Camera.
20:44Long!
20:45Light!
20:46Camera!
20:48Long!
20:56Kinabaan ako.
20:57Sabi ko sa sarili,
20:58aw, shucks.
21:03Balita!
21:03Ngayon!
21:04Sa gitna ng mga naglalaway
21:06na bubuling gutom,
21:08isa na namang biktima ng tulala
21:09ang iniligtas sa pakapagot
21:11at walang kalandian
21:12ng nag-iisang superhero'ng ligaw
21:15na naghahanap ng libangan sa buhay.
21:18Walang iba kundi si
21:19Super Empoy!
21:22Si Empoy, mukha siyang yung kakanina
21:24galing ng Malabon.
21:26Ang daming kulay.
21:28Ang daming kulay.
21:34Ah, dance number!
21:45Nung nag-stage time si Empoy,
21:48parang tinatawag ka nang nikamatayan eh.
21:50Kasi palabas pa lang,
21:51alam mo yung naka-superhero siya,
21:52tapos seryoso yung mukha
21:54na lumabas siya pag matatawa ka na,
21:56isipin mo na yung mga masasamang alaala mo,
21:59ang hirap.
22:02Oh!
22:05Hey!
22:06Hey!
22:08Hey!
22:09Hey!
22:09Hey!
22:10Hey!
22:10Hey!
22:13Habang nagpe-perform ako,
22:15inisip ko lahat,
22:16robot sila.
22:17Kasi pag iniisip kung ito yung mga kalaban ko,
22:20makawala ko sa focus eh.
22:22Hey!
22:22Hey!
22:23Hey!
22:24Hey!
22:24Sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:25Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:27Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:27Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:28Rek! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:29Ow!
22:30Sorry, sorry.
22:31It's okay, it's okay.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Too big?
22:33No, no, no, guys.
22:35No.
22:36I can't continue my performance.
22:39I miss someone.
22:41Oh.
22:42Oh.
22:43I miss someone.
22:44My favorite pet.
22:45His name is Twinkle.
22:48I call her every time,
22:50Twinkle Calderon.
22:51She's so Twinkle.
22:53She's so gorgeous,
22:55industrious,
22:56cumulus,
22:57nimbus,
22:58cirrus,
22:59estratus.
22:59Ah!
23:00Cloud pala si Twinkle.
23:01I agree, I agree.
23:03Helen, Helen.
23:04Here's the...
23:06moment me and Twinkle.
23:09Okay.
23:09Okay.
23:13Oh!
23:15It looks like you.
23:17It looks like you.
23:18It looks like you.
23:18It's the same boy.
23:24Twinkle is teaching me badminton a day in my life.
23:30Oh.
23:31That's why Twinkle and me is very twin
23:34because every day we are each other, ourselves, both.
23:37Oh.
23:39When I'm sick,
23:41she was sick.
23:42When I'm seven, eight, nine, ten.
23:46You know, guys,
23:47Twinkle is my favorite pet.
23:50Si Twinkle kasi,
23:51talagang goldfish talaga nung araw yan.
23:53Kaya siya nagkaroon na aplido kasi,
23:55nung bata ako,
23:56dun ako nakatira sa street na yun, Calderon.
23:59Kaya ang pangalan,
23:59Twinkle Calderon.
24:01That's it.
24:01Next question.
24:02Oh my goodness, Twinkle!
24:07I miss my Twinkle!
24:09I miss my Twinkle!
24:11I miss my Twinkle very much!
24:12Nakikita ko yung mga pagmumuka talaga nila,
24:14hindi sila tumitingin sa akin.
24:15Especially si Pichi.
24:17Ayoko ng icon pa kasi nakakatawa.
24:21I miss!
24:22I miss my Twinkle!
24:27Oo, di ba?
24:32Pinaka-threat sa akin?
24:34Si Empoy,
24:34si Empoy kasi titigan mo lang.
24:36Pag tumagal ka ng ten seconds nang titig
24:38si Empoy at di ka tumawa,
24:41ang galing mo.
24:41Oh my goodness!
24:45And then I found the stage.
24:47There's the center.
24:49Twinkle,
24:49this song is for you.
24:53Ah, pakitang gilas ka.
24:55Tutugtug ka pa.
24:58Okay.
24:59Go!
25:00Hey Twinkle!
25:01Hey Twinkle!
25:03I just want you to know
25:05That I love you so
25:09That I love you so
25:10You're my
25:23You're my
25:24Aw, that's my song.
25:29Oh my god.
25:33I love you.
25:38Aw, you short dance.
25:41Wow!
25:42Hey Twinkle!
25:42He's doing a piece of narrative,
25:45but there's no narrative that he's doing.
25:47That's what he's doing.
25:49So sorry, guys.
25:52I miss my goldfish.
26:02Oh, there's a twinkle ball.
26:07It's a bell, twinkle bell.
26:12Bravo.
26:13Galing, galing, galing.
26:15Bravo!
26:15If you watch twinkle, I know he's proud of me.
26:19Let's play with what we're playing with.
26:20What do we play with?
26:21Rage.
26:22Hey, hey, hey, hey.
26:24Hello.
26:25Let's take the two of the chair out in the props room.
26:28The package.
26:30Okay, okay.
26:31Okay, guys.
26:36This.
26:37This is probably.
26:38Okay, this.
26:40Pichitikman mo ang peras niya na galing sa bibig.
26:46Pichitikman mo ang peras niya na galing sa aking bibig.
26:50Ah, peras.
26:51Ayun, kaparehas nito.
26:54Ang fruit.
26:55Ang kalaya, fruit.
26:56Fruit ano?
26:57Fruit.
26:58Fruit, fruit basket.
27:00Fruit basket?
27:01Oo, fruit.
27:02Oh, come on.
27:03May tumawad dahil.
27:04Nasahit niya din?
27:05Mm-hmm.
27:08Oh, come on.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:12Oh, come on.
27:12Oh, come on.
27:13Oh, come on.
27:14Hey.
27:16Hello.
27:17Hi.
27:18Hi.
27:18Para na-miss mo kayo ng very light.
27:20Oh, medyo tumagal ka dun, me, ah.
27:22Oh, great.
27:24Nakakatakot tingnan.
27:26Actually, nakakaaliw kasi kanya-kanya ng eksena.
27:29Meron bang nagwagi?
27:30Let's watch this.
27:32Oh.
27:33My name is Ramon Tiktok.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:39First of all, we'll have a breathing exercise.
27:42Inhale.
27:43Exhale.
27:45Utapin ang baho, ah.
27:51Oh!
27:52Five times.
27:53Oh!
27:54Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:58Bakit ba ako may dala rito?
27:59Ah!
28:02Ay, dalawa.
28:07Sarah!
28:09Sarah!
28:10Kahit saan, kahit kailan,
28:12ang matapang na komedyante walang inuurungan.
28:15Pwera na lang ata pag nagkaharapan.
28:18Pindutin lang ang x-ray icons
28:19sa screen ng iyong web and mobile device
28:21para malaman kung maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan.
28:24Let's go, man.
28:25Alla gaada rite!
28:35Take the locking manufacturers out.
28:36Feeem began but...
28:37...
28:37fifty.
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