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The Valley Season 3 Episode 6
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00:15Previously on the valley. They tried to make me date people last night. Wait, really? Yeah. You kiss her tonight?
00:21I will kiss somebody else another night. I swear to God. I can't, Donald. Oh my God.
00:26I kind of dig somebody and it's like when I dig somebody, everyone else just kind of disappears. I'm nervous.
00:31I haven't been making enough milk. She wouldn't nurse. She's crying. I'm crying. We're both crying. I'm sorry. I think
00:38I'm just like on the verge of burnout. I'm afraid I'm going to lose you guys over this. Can y
00:44'all just talk to each other? Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Gina and Zach. You need to
00:51just sit down and talk at my poll party. I want to move forward.
00:56I'm sorry that what I said hurt you. That came from me being like, you know what? I always have
01:01to be right, which is something I'm personally grappling with. Thank you. This is what I wanted to hear from
01:06you. And I love this.
01:09I'm alright. I'm alright. Everything is alright. Everything's alright. I'm alright.
01:26I'm alright.
01:26Alright, definitely.
01:30Will you start walking? Feel it. That is so good. So...
01:35Bye girl.
01:38I've gotta.
01:43I think you need to burn some energy. You want to practice a push-up?
01:47Sorry about that. I don't get any cow!
01:49I don't... I don't think i can do it.
01:52I wanna make you forget about all your birthdays, let's celebrate and it ain't gotta be your birthday, take a
01:58listen to my wordplay, what's the story you're coming back tomorrow after the birthday, I'm just playing with you, I
02:03wanna know about you while I'm hanging with you, since when are you behind the bar sir, Zach, do we
02:10have a table, we're gonna sit in back is that cool, sounds good, hey, we got a Cape Cod, hey,
02:18I don't even know what that is, oh that's cute, I like it, how are you, how are you, how's
02:21it going, good,
02:22can you make two Bloody Marys, thank you bro, did you leave Britney's house before us or after us, I
02:29left slightly before you all, okay, I made you guys the Bloody Marys, is that okay, yeah, sorry about that,
02:36I need to sabotage you, although I make a wicked Bloody Mary, but he makes, he has like a signature
02:42one, I thought you guys would dig, I invited my friends, Kiana and Rachel, they're amazing, so I met this
02:48devastatingly beautiful woman, one of the last nights
02:52Schwartz and Sandy's was open, but it was always just like platonic, until like the past couple months, she started
02:58spending more time in LA, and we went on a date, and then ever since then it just kind of
03:04went like exponential, she's a model, and she lives in New York, but she also has a place here, she's
03:10a baller, I haven't introduced Kiana to my friends yet, because part of me doesn't want to jinx it,
03:17Tom, how old's your lady friend?
03:19She's 27, okay, yeah, how did you guys meet?
03:23We bumped into each other at a bar, you approached her?
03:26No, she approached you, yeah, so why are you so insecure?
03:29I mean, I don't know, I'm just, this is the way I am, she's not your girlfriend, she's just talking,
03:34kind of, fresh, she's one of my favorite humans ever, crush,
03:41Hey, party's here, she's here, hello, do you want some food, do you want a drink?
03:45I can't drink, I have to be sober, yeah, she has to be sober from now until her surgery,
03:51I'm getting these titties out and putting me one back in,
03:54Oh, I didn't know you were doing that, yeah, I'm getting a full mommy makeover,
03:58Are you happy with the size, or you want to go smaller?
04:00No, I want to go smaller, what else bothers you?
04:02Um, my stomach, okay, lipo here, lipo your back and flanks, and the tummy tuck, I will definitely do,
04:09we can get you in and out, do this really quick,
04:11This is amazing, I know, look at my best friend and me,
04:15With Janet, I can easily have a surface level meal with her,
04:18but I don't want her thinking that one apology fixes everything, words mean nothing, I need to see action,
04:27I know the word breakthrough's strong, what, your guys' conversation sounded healthy,
04:30Yeah, we had the best conversation, we're best friends now,
04:32Zach is like a fun person that can normally like take a fun joke and like play tennis with it,
04:38so I'm thinking I can joke around with Zach and be like,
04:40all right, we're best friends now, like my bestie,
04:43We had one conversation where we didn't try to kill each other for once,
04:48that does not make us BFFs, I'm her BFF, apparently, she's not mine,
04:54And in San Diego, that means everything might be a little bit better too,
04:57Yes, also, I am super excited about taking the chance,
05:00Train down again,
05:01Are we taking a train?
05:02There's a train from here to San Diego,
05:03No, it's the best train, the view is just crazy cool,
05:13We're here, I didn't even think you were real,
05:16I'm real, hi everyone, I'm Kiana,
05:19I'm Brittany, nice to meet you,
05:21Nice to meet you,
05:22Hi Jason, nice to meet you,
05:23Nice to meet you too,
05:24Kiki, look what I got to you,
05:26Oh, is that a lemon drop?
05:27It's a massive...
05:28Okay, I'll move down,
05:28That's why I just can sit here,
05:29Wait, can I sit at the head of the table?
05:32Yeah,
05:33All right, let me sit at the head of the table,
05:35Love it,
05:36Well, don't mind if I do,
05:38So wait, did you just get in town?
05:40I'm back and forth almost once a week,
05:42Yeah, I leave on Tuesday,
05:43Oh nice,
05:43She's mostly from New York,
05:44You do every other week from New York here?
05:46Almost, yeah,
05:46Wow, I bet you have airline miles out there,
05:48I got a high status,
05:49Okay,
05:49That's nice,
05:50That's nice,
05:51I do,
05:51I travel a lot,
05:53And then I go to London on Monday, guys,
05:54What?
05:55I'm gone,
05:55Are you flexing on us like that?
05:57Yeah, I'm flexing,
05:58I'm head of the table and I'm flexing,
06:00Yeah,
06:01I wish I could be as cool as Kiana,
06:03I mean,
06:04I don't know if I look as good in glasses though,
06:07Like,
06:07Do I have it?
06:08Do I have it down?
06:10Who wore it better,
06:11Me or Kiana?
06:15I wish I was as skinny as her,
06:17But,
06:18Whatever,
06:19How many dates have you guys been on?
06:21All right,
06:22All right,
06:23All right,
06:24Relax,
06:25Are you a journalist?
06:26I've known Tom for years,
06:27And just seeing him like,
06:28All giddy,
06:29It's just making me laugh,
06:30How about you go get them drinks at the bar with Kiana,
06:37Take care of Rachel,
06:38I got Rachel,
06:39We will,
06:40You already know Kiana,
06:42Thank you,
06:42I like when you say my name,
06:44I'm sorry,
06:45I'm sorry,
06:45Why?
06:46This is like,
06:47LMFAO,
06:49The only complaint we get here,
06:50Wait,
06:51This is very low,
06:52You're supposed to be higher than me,
06:53That's the only complaint we get,
06:54Oh actually,
06:55People love the food,
06:56They love the drinks,
06:56They love the vibe,
06:57They're like,
06:57Why are the seats so low?
06:58Get a booster seat,
07:00I'm kidding,
07:01I'm kidding,
07:02Get a phone book,
07:03You don't even know what that is,
07:04Listen,
07:05Listen,
07:05I know,
07:06Let's not go there,
07:06Let's not go there,
07:07Let's not,
07:08Let's not go there,
07:10Cheers,
07:10Cheers,
07:11Eye contact,
07:13Thanks for coming,
07:14You're welcome,
07:14They're all conspiring me,
07:15To set me up on dates and everything,
07:17I was just like,
07:17Well,
07:18I have a crush,
07:20But I was like,
07:20Yeah,
07:21Who's your crush?
07:22What does she look like?
07:23She's tall,
07:25Funny,
07:26Ridiculously good looking,
07:29Sounds like me,
07:29She's got a rapished wit,
07:31Well thank you,
07:31So we talked to no girl seriously,
07:33Uh,
07:34No,
07:35I haven't had this feeling,
07:36In quite some time,
07:38And I don't know,
07:39There's part of me that's like,
07:40Extra precious about this one,
07:42Seems like we have a crush on each other,
07:43I think we do,
07:44As you get older,
07:45I'm like,
07:45I don't want to f*** it up,
07:47I don't know how many more chances,
07:48I have at love,
07:49I'm strict,
07:50Yeah,
07:50You're so strict,
07:50And I love that,
07:52Alpha,
07:52I'm strict,
07:53That leash is short,
07:55No,
07:56I like a short leash,
07:57You like a short leash,
07:58Alright,
07:59Say less,
08:00Go get a short leash,
08:07Good old Hollywood,
08:10That's not a person,
08:11Hi,
08:11Good morning,
08:13I was like,
08:13Hi,
08:14Welcome to Hollywood,
08:14Not you,
08:15Not you,
08:15Not you,
08:16Thank you,
08:19Okay,
08:20Let me peek around,
08:24Hi,
08:25Hi,
08:25Good morning,
08:26Oh my god,
08:27Good morning,
08:29Oh my god,
08:30How are you,
08:31Good,
08:32Look at those,
08:33Perfect,
08:34You know I love wigs,
08:35I wear one everyday,
08:38Let's go pick an outfit,
08:39For dead death,
08:41Let us know,
08:42If you're looking for something specific,
08:43We'll find it for you right away,
08:44Is she sleeping?
08:45No,
08:46Just protecting,
08:47I just don't want her to see anything,
08:50This place is wild,
08:52So we're here,
08:53For a special reason,
08:55I thought of this fun,
08:56Plan in San Diego,
08:58To kind of pull from like,
09:00My pageant days,
09:01We're all gonna dress up a boy,
09:03And we're gonna do like,
09:04Kind of like a pageant thing,
09:06Wigs and heels,
09:07And have a contest,
09:08Like see who wins,
09:10Okay,
09:10Let's look,
09:12We just need accessories,
09:13For them to have fun with,
09:15Okay,
09:15I could buy the whole outfit for him,
09:17And he has a little corset with it,
09:18That would be hot,
09:19And for Luke,
09:20For like,
09:21Yes,
09:21That'd be so fun,
09:22I see,
09:23That's lovely,
09:23I think that's a win,
09:25Oh my gosh,
09:25I feel good about that for you,
09:27It's really pretty,
09:29It's perfect,
09:29You work very well,
09:30I've worn a crown once or twice in my life,
09:32Everybody smile,
09:33My brain's in a hot mask,
09:35Okay,
09:35One,
09:35Two,
09:35Three,
09:37And get the baby,
09:38They are going to thrive,
09:40Not only are they competitive,
09:42But they're,
09:43They're pretty,
09:44They're pretty,
09:45I don't know if I'm going yet,
09:46Why?
09:47What?
09:48I don't like love spending time with people that I don't want to be around,
09:53Huh,
09:54Understandable,
09:55Same girl,
09:55Same,
09:56Is it Michelle that you don't want to be around or,
09:58I find Michelle fine,
10:00Any issue I've had with Michelle in the past really derived in my opinion from Janet,
10:06Jesse told Michelle and Janet how badly it hurt my feelings,
10:10And Janet never attempted to apologize,
10:13So I don't want to,
10:14What hurt your feelings badly?
10:16That she was like reaching out to people I know,
10:19Trying to like find things out,
10:21It's weird to me when somebody has screenshots of my HOA fees,
10:25And Reddit threads about me and her phone,
10:27I feel like she's looking for the smoking gun,
10:30But my life is pretty transparent,
10:31It's just more weird,
10:33Like you should be spending your time in a more efficient way,
10:36And it's more like that mean girl mentality,
10:39Of like she just wanted to gang up on me,
10:42Lacey and I do have a lot in common,
10:44I don't want to be around Janet,
10:47Ever,
10:48For the rest of my life,
10:50Maybe I'll go,
10:52I mean,
10:52I would love for you to go,
10:54And hang out with me,
10:56Yeah,
10:56Thank you,
11:00Coming up,
11:01Don't say one thing and do another,
11:03I'm not,
11:04Your conversation with me yesterday,
11:05Was polar opposite of this,
11:08I told you there's consequences,
11:09For all your choices,
11:10And repercussions for your action,
11:11Say what you mean,
11:12Mean what you say,
11:13That's all,
11:23Is this too much for San Diego?
11:25I think it's a little sexy,
11:27What do you think?
11:29Yeah,
11:29Okay,
11:30You're right,
11:34Should we start packing?
11:36I'm so glad we found safari outfits,
11:38For the trip,
11:39It's gonna be so cute,
11:44I really hope I can get her on a bottle,
11:47Before we leave,
11:48She's laughing,
11:49Because she thinks that's funny,
11:50She's saying,
11:51No,
11:51No,
11:51No,
11:52No,
11:53Safari park,
11:54I'm so excited,
11:55I'm so excited,
11:55You like ripped jeans,
11:57Right?
11:57Ripped jeans are still,
11:58No ripped jeans for you,
12:00One pair,
12:01You need to buy new jeans for this trip,
12:04I got no ripped jeans,
12:06I got no ripped jeans,
12:08I got no ripped jeans,
12:32And a cartridge in a pear tree,
12:36I'm really glad that we did not go to the tom-tom brunch,
12:39Did you hear any of my conversation with Zach yesterday?
12:41A little bit,
12:42But not,
12:42I was in and out,
12:43Okay,
12:44I said like,
12:45So how are you and Janet?
12:46And he was like,
12:47Oh,
12:47She's totally delusional,
12:48Like,
12:48She thinks we're like best friends now,
12:51Yesterday,
12:52Zach calls me,
12:53And is like,
12:55I am not friends with Janet,
12:57He's like,
12:58I don't trust her,
12:59She's crazy,
13:00And it's like,
13:01Well,
13:01Zach,
13:01If you're giving her an inch,
13:02She's going to take a mile,
13:04Like,
13:04What version are you giving her?
13:06But he's being very flip-floppy right now,
13:09But she also told Zach,
13:10That she thinks she and I are good,
13:11And I was like,
13:11What world are you living in?
13:13Yeah,
13:13You said,
13:14She said something about peace pipe,
13:15Yeah,
13:16There was no conversation though,
13:17About anything,
13:18Well,
13:18Kristen and I both wanted to smoke weed,
13:20I'm like,
13:21Wow,
13:21We had something in common for five minutes,
13:23Like,
13:24There's no peace pipe,
13:25Bitch.
13:33I cannot believe you have two suitcases,
13:36Oh my gosh,
13:37I've never been here before,
13:38This is cool,
13:43San Diego,
13:48Hi guys,
13:49Hi,
13:51Hi,
13:52You guys hike?
13:53Yeah,
13:53I'm really excited,
13:54Good to see you,
13:56Oh hey,
13:57Hola,
13:57Hi,
13:58Hey,
13:59That's where my hug train ends,
14:01Michelle's going home,
14:03Yes,
14:05It feels kind of strange,
14:07But exciting to go back,
14:08To like,
14:09Where I grew up,
14:09I have a lot of great memories with my family living in San Diego,
14:13So it's super cool that we all get to go where I come from,
14:17And like,
14:17Get to see a little piece of me,
14:19And why I am the way I am,
14:22Who's never been on a train?
14:23I've been in one in Canada,
14:24But never this one,
14:26Is that her night nurse?
14:28Hi,
14:28It's actually Chris's friend,
14:29But she's really good with her,
14:33You should have one drink on the train,
14:35It's like,
14:36Wait,
14:36Can you drink on the train?
14:37And you can eat?
14:38Yeah,
14:38You can do anything you want,
14:39Airport rules,
14:40Hey,
14:40We're on vacation,
14:41Right?
14:43How's it going?
14:45Stress out,
14:45It's just hard,
14:46Like,
14:46With all her stuff,
14:47And like,
14:47Making sure she's happy,
14:48And she should have been down for a nap,
14:50Like,
14:5045 minutes ago,
14:51She can't nap in the stroller,
14:52She hates that stroller,
14:54Everyone knows,
14:55I'm anxious when I travel,
14:56I'm kind of a hot mess express,
14:58What's going on?
14:59Christine's like,
15:00I just want to be at home,
15:01This is why I don't travel,
15:02Don't travel with Christine,
15:03I'm over it,
15:04I'm over it,
15:05I'm over it,
15:05I'm over it,
15:06For this trip,
15:07I have a baby,
15:09Lacey said she's coming,
15:10Right?
15:10She will be driving,
15:13It doesn't make sense for her to go from Newport,
15:16To Burbank,
15:17Correct,
15:17To train,
15:21Finally,
15:24Cute,
15:32Cheers,
15:35This is so fun,
15:39Good morning folks,
15:41This is train 770,
15:43Southbound Pacific Surfliner,
15:44Service to San Diego,
15:46Welcome aboard,
15:48Jesse,
15:49Marty hot,
15:50Don't fall asleep yet,
15:51Nobody's falling asleep,
15:52Let him fall asleep,
15:53So he doesn't talk,
15:56We gotta go,
15:57This is what I'm living for,
15:58All vacation,
16:04If you could just,
16:05So yeah,
16:05Give me an,
16:06Oh man,
16:07You need it,
16:08Oh,
16:11Trying to bounce,
16:12Maybe neat,
16:13Yeah,
16:14You need some work there,
16:15Trips have definitely changed,
16:17Before children,
16:18When he and I would go on trips,
16:20There's not much responsibility,
16:22We have the freedom to do,
16:24Whatever we want,
16:25Whenever we want,
16:27And,
16:27That's just not the case,
16:29When you have kids,
16:31Hold her for a little bit,
16:32While I eat,
16:33And then I'll take her back,
16:34Go down and get a coffee,
16:35Do you want to put her in the carrier?
16:36I'm going to go down,
16:37And get a coffee,
16:37Or something then,
16:39I think this weekend,
16:40We should bunk up together,
16:43What about a Jack and Jill,
16:44Bathroom situation,
16:46Oh,
16:46Cause then we're at least,
16:47In separate rooms,
16:48But like we can come,
16:49See each other in the morning,
16:51The first thing,
16:51I wake up to every morning,
16:54Cannot be your face,
16:56How good an idea is this,
16:58He wants a big birthday party,
17:00It's the same week,
17:01As Jason,
17:01Danny,
17:02And Schwartz,
17:03So we should use that,
17:04And the three on the eyes,
17:05Matt,
17:05Yeah,
17:06I think,
17:07Yeah,
17:08And then he could be Jesus,
17:09In this situation too,
17:11Great,
17:11Yeah,
17:12I love it even more,
17:12Jesus,
17:13Do you see what she's doing,
17:15Yeah,
17:15I'm handing her birthday,
17:16See,
17:16I keep telling her,
17:17I'm like,
17:18Baby steps,
17:18I'm like,
17:19Baby steps,
17:20These are,
17:20These are called baby steps,
17:21And you're taking like,
17:22You're like,
17:22Olympic jumping,
17:24I didn't know that many people,
17:26On this train,
17:26Are dying for attention,
17:29Do you guys want babies,
17:30Mmhmm,
17:32It's a non-negotiable for him,
17:33Good for you,
17:34Yeah,
17:35Well he can take care of both,
17:36Me and a child,
17:37It's like two kids,
17:38It's fine,
17:38Just let me know when you need a uterus,
17:41Stop offering your uterus out,
17:44I'm sure if Zach's not ready,
17:45For me to be planning his birthday,
17:47He's probably also not ready,
17:48For me to carry his child,
17:49But,
17:50The girl can dream,
17:51Are you guys friends?
17:53Best,
17:53Best friends,
17:55I can feel Kristen's death stare,
17:58Like the eye of Siren,
18:00On the side,
18:01Just staring directly at me,
18:03Into my soul,
18:05What is happening?
18:07He won't look at me,
18:08He's looking,
18:09He'll only make eye contact,
18:10Because he knows,
18:12It's just such a different tune,
18:13From the phone call I got,
18:1524 hours ago,
18:17But 24 hours ago,
18:19He was telling me,
18:20This is a different tune,
18:24And I actually like you,
18:26I cannot,
18:28Talking about you,
18:29Such a yes,
18:31I can't,
18:31Okay I'm going back to work,
18:32I love you,
18:34Don't say one thing,
18:35And do another,
18:37I'm not,
18:37Your conversation with me yesterday,
18:39Was polar opposite of this,
18:41You're making choices on your own,
18:44You are,
18:45I told you there's consequences,
18:47For all your choices,
18:48And repercussions for your actions,
18:50It's entertaining right,
18:52Say what you mean,
18:52Mean what you say,
18:53That's all,
18:55Coming up,
18:57We're never together,
18:58Without our children,
18:59No,
19:00It's so fun,
19:01Okay,
19:02I'm focused on being,
19:03With you in the roller coaster,
19:04Nothing else,
19:04And I feel like,
19:05You're a little critical,
19:05I'm not feeling,
19:06It's like formative,
19:17Here we go,
19:19And we made it,
19:19Santa Clarita,
19:20We made it here,
19:21Woohoo,
19:21Woohoo,
19:24Hey,
19:25The big,
19:25Now we go upstairs,
19:27Okay,
19:45All right,
19:45I'm going to get out,
19:46With baby in my arms,
19:47And then you can grab everything else,
19:49Let's try to get out,
19:50As quickly as possible,
19:51Immediately into the house,
19:52Did you get the gate code?
19:53I got the gate code,
19:54Wait,
19:54We got to get the groceries,
19:56Groceries,
19:56Where's the front door,
19:57Is this the front door,
19:59Oh,
20:01Okay,
20:01This one,
20:02Oh my goodness,
20:05Where are the rooms,
20:06Where are the rooms,
20:07Where are the rooms,
20:08Oh there's my room,
20:09Oh f*** you,
20:14Where are all the rooms at,
20:16I got my room,
20:17Cute,
20:18You're not in there by yourself,
20:20No,
20:20Hold on,
20:22Jessie,
20:23Is this the main house,
20:24I guess,
20:25I just walked in,
20:26Are you f***ing kidding me,
20:28I'm not by myself,
20:29Lacey's coming,
20:29Oh no,
20:31Okay,
20:31I love a bathtub,
20:33No,
20:33This is Michelle's trip,
20:34We're taking this room,
20:35You're not taking this room,
20:36I gave up the big room,
20:37Well good luck,
20:38It's Michelle's trip,
20:39We're taking this room,
20:40It's our trip,
20:41It's Michelle's trip,
20:43I need a bedroom,
20:44That I'm accustomed to,
20:45Which is like,
20:46Okay well I need a bus,
20:47Bedroom I'm accustomed to,
20:48So,
20:50Yeah Michelle,
20:51This is great for us,
20:52You're not taking this room,
20:53Or you're going to be,
20:53Sleeping next to Lacey and I,
20:55I can't wait,
20:56It'll be so fun,
20:57It will be fun,
20:58Wait I love this,
20:59I do too,
21:00I'm going to get my stuff,
21:01I'm,
21:02Okay let's get our stuff,
21:03I'm not leaving this room,
21:03So you guys can do,
21:04Whatever you want,
21:05Well Michelle and I can't wait,
21:06To be in here with you guys,
21:07Okay well that's great,
21:11And that's our pickleball court,
21:13This is actually,
21:15This is really sick,
21:16This is awesome,
21:17I'm the greatest of all time bro,
21:23Isn't this great,
21:24You guys this is perfect,
21:26So this is the sleeping arrangement,
21:28For San Diego,
21:29We're not all in one house,
21:30Which is actually really good,
21:32We got Kristen,
21:33Luke,
21:33Danny and Nia,
21:34In the baby house,
21:37Say hi,
21:38I'm tired,
21:39But I can't wait,
21:40To snuggle,
21:40I'm playing with you soon,
21:42Jasmine and Melissa,
21:44Have like their little honeymoon,
21:44Sweet in the back,
21:47Oh sweet,
21:48Okay,
21:49We'll take this,
21:50Bye,
21:51We also have the llamas outside,
21:53Dude you see the llama,
21:55Dude that's a llama,
21:56Yeah,
21:56And then look at the little mini donkey,
21:58And the goats,
21:59Oh god,
22:00And then we have the main house,
22:01So in the main house,
22:02We have Janet,
22:03Jason,
22:03Jessie,
22:04Lacey,
22:05Benji,
22:06Zach,
22:06Me,
22:07And Lala,
22:08Lala I don't care what you say,
22:09I zoned you out a long time ago,
22:11So you're wasting your breath,
22:12For sure,
22:14This place is way bigger on the inside,
22:15Than it looks on the outside,
22:16I know,
22:17It's like huge,
22:18Please come on,
22:19Come in,
22:19Close the door,
22:22Hey,
22:23Can you put Adelaide down for me,
22:24What do you mean put Adelaide down,
22:26She's tired,
22:27She's ready to sleep,
22:28First of all,
22:28I gave up the big room in Maui,
22:30So I'm taking the big room on this trip,
22:32Two people got engaged,
22:34You should have,
22:35Michelle didn't act like this with him,
22:37Because he's probably exhausting,
22:39So you just give him what he wants,
22:40But I got stamina today,
22:42Baby,
22:43Oh is there a,
22:43Is there another room,
22:44Yeah,
22:45There's two rooms back here,
22:46Oh I didn't even see the side of the house,
22:47No,
22:47Stop,
22:47Breathe,
22:49Oh,
22:50Oh,
22:50Did you tell the tequila,
22:51Is there tequila in the,
22:53Yeah,
22:53You guys want some,
22:54There's like a couple bottles in the freezer here,
22:55Okay,
22:56I'll be ready to party,
22:57Let's do a shot before we go,
22:59When we're all changed,
23:00Deal,
23:02Nia,
23:03Nia,
23:04I need a,
23:05Oh my gosh,
23:06What?
23:07I need a swaddle,
23:08Where's your suitcases?
23:11I keep getting her down,
23:12I need a swaddle,
23:13Every time I put her down,
23:14Her eyes are waking up,
23:16Okay,
23:18Come on,
23:20I'm wondering why Nia,
23:21Has put me in this situation,
23:23When we have a babysitter,
23:24So,
23:26Some frustration,
23:27Are you eating a sandwich?
23:29I'm sorry,
23:30You're mad at me for eating food,
23:33Not checking in,
23:34When I've tried to put her down three times,
23:35And her eyes keep popping up,
23:36When I put her down,
23:37Thank you baby,
23:38You're welcome,
23:39Thank you,
23:41I mean,
23:42What is the point,
23:42Of bringing the babysitter here,
23:44If we're not going to let the babysitter,
23:45Sit the baby,
23:50Where do we become best friends,
23:52You're my best friend,
23:53See,
23:53And you come down here,
23:55They got the alpacas,
23:56Oh hey Tom,
23:57You guys come see the animals,
23:59He looks exactly like that alpaca,
24:01We're bonding,
24:04Can you hear that?
24:05Oh,
24:05Look at his sad eyes,
24:06I think this,
24:07He's got sad eyes like you,
24:09He does have some sadness,
24:11Behind those eyes,
24:14You know what I'm like,
24:15Deathly afraid of,
24:16Birds,
24:16Like since I was a little girl,
24:18What are you afraid of?
24:20I'm afraid of mayonnaise,
24:22And I am,
24:23I have like a phobia of it,
24:24It just seems like something,
24:25That would come out of a pimple,
24:26Or something,
24:27And people put it on their sandwich,
24:29And spread it around,
24:30Oh my god,
24:31Oh my god,
24:32Thanks babe,
24:33How much do you want?
24:34Perfect,
24:35This is why we ran out of mayonnaise,
24:37And Big Bear,
24:38Is you,
24:40Oh my god,
24:439.30 is like best case scenario,
24:44Time we get back here,
24:45So I think,
24:47If you're fine staying with her,
24:48She'll be happier in bed before then,
24:49100%,
24:50Yeah,
24:51I think that's best case for Kyat,
24:52I'm a cupid's day,
24:54You what?
24:56Not really bleeding out throughout your life,
24:59After you have a baby,
25:00And you have your first period,
25:03It's possible that you gush and bleed a lot,
25:06And unfortunately,
25:07That's exactly what's happening to me right now,
25:09So it's called mommy diapers,
25:12Not feeling like the hottest version of myself right now,
25:15And you're like,
25:16Cool,
25:16I have a diaper on,
25:17So does my kid,
25:19Have you guys seen Kristen or Nia or any of them?
25:22No,
25:22I haven't actually,
25:24Like a jug,
25:25Enormous,
25:26Bloated elephant,
25:28Terrible cramp,
25:29Oh,
25:30Hey sis,
25:30Just wanted you to know,
25:32I'm leaving Chris in a video,
25:33Hey sis,
25:34Just wanted you to know,
25:34That we are leaving,
25:36Nia says you needed a little bit more time,
25:38So we will just meet you there,
25:39Love you,
25:39Take your time,
25:40Feel better,
25:41All right,
25:41Let's go guys,
25:42All right,
25:42Let's go,
25:43Let's go,
25:43Come on gang,
25:44How many people are in your all-star,
25:46Do I need to get in yours,
25:47Or another one?
25:52Uh,
25:52Cars out front,
25:54All right,
25:55Oh,
25:55You're looking at my hair,
25:56My sunglasses,
26:01All right,
26:02Nia,
26:03We can't,
26:04Put her in until Kristen's ready to walk out the door,
26:06I cannot do that to her,
26:07We can,
26:08And go and get set up in there,
26:11No,
26:11Because she will start crying,
26:12It has to be the very last second,
26:14A lot of hair,
26:15Frizzy hair,
26:16Thank you,
26:16I'll brush it,
26:17I feel like,
26:19There's certain times where,
26:20Daniel and I,
26:21Aren't really like,
26:22Attuned,
26:23As much as I'd like us to be,
26:24Put her in,
26:25Do not put her in,
26:27Until Kristen's ready to walk out the door,
26:29And,
26:29Yeah,
26:29I just,
26:30I don't know,
26:30I feel off with it,
26:32I think our driver's ready,
26:33Okay,
26:34Stay awake from me,
26:35You and Aunt Kelly better be up,
26:36When they get back,
26:37Okay?
26:38Sun's a setting,
26:41Do you know how to,
26:42Rodeo a cow?
26:44My gosh,
26:44It's called Lasso,
26:45Dude,
26:47Nia,
26:48Please,
26:48Help,
26:50Here we go,
26:52Buckle up,
26:53Buttercup,
26:58Because I feel like,
27:01Yeah,
27:01I feel like,
27:03Yeah,
27:03I got that,
27:05All right,
27:06Guys,
27:06Let's do it,
27:07Oh,
27:07Yeah,
27:08Look how cute he is,
27:10That's so cute,
27:12Come on,
27:12Guys,
27:13Let's go,
27:14Isn't this fun,
27:15Wait,
27:16I'm excited,
27:17For me,
27:17Belmont Park is the quintessential park,
27:20You imagine,
27:21Or remember going to as a child,
27:25So,
27:26I'm really excited to share this,
27:27With everyone else,
27:29Because I don't think anyone else has been here,
27:32Oh my God,
27:33Who's going to do the slingshot,
27:34No,
27:34What is this?
27:35Not me,
27:35Hell no,
27:37Look how ratchet that is,
27:39Come on,
27:40Easy,
27:40That looks like,
27:41It's a baby ride,
27:43That sounds like,
27:44It's barely on the track,
27:45Come get on the roller coaster,
27:47Hell no,
27:48Are you dumbing,
27:49Come on,
27:50I'm going to be the lone survivor,
27:52Wait,
27:52I want to go in the front,
27:53Let's do it baby,
27:54Oh sorry,
27:55Let's do it,
27:57Woohoo,
27:59Oh my,
28:00Oh,
28:00Is it locked?
28:02Woo,
28:03Look at that,
28:05No,
28:06No,
28:06No,
28:06Oh no,
28:09This is awesome,
28:11Woo,
28:14Okay,
28:15Oh no,
28:18Oh my God,
28:18Oh no,
28:21Oh my God,
28:22Oh my God,
28:24Oh my God,
28:27Oh my God,
28:29Oh my God,
28:29Oh my God,
28:29Oh my God,
28:32I'm not terrified of roller coasters,
28:34I am terrified of heights,
28:38I've never been able to overcome it,
28:39I don't know what it is,
28:41And I don't care if you think I'm a little bitch,
28:43Cause I'm a little bitch,
28:52She do it again?
28:53No,
28:54No,
28:54No,
28:55One more time,
28:56Oh,
28:57Oh,
28:59Oh,
28:59Oh,
29:00Oh,
29:00Nia,
29:01Yeah,
29:01Yes,
29:01Get the diaper back,
29:02Obviously,
29:04Daniel,
29:04Okay,
29:04Can you take the diaper back?
29:05Yes,
29:06I gotta pee.
29:08I'm so excited,
29:09We need to go on every single ride.
29:13Did you even hear me?
29:15Of course.
29:18So,
29:19Would you do that?
29:20Hard no.
29:20Imagine what your boobs would be doing in that.
29:22Falling out.
29:23I want to find the basketball game so I can win things.
29:25It's the only game I'm good at.
29:29Oh,
29:29There's so much to look at.
29:31Do you want me,
29:31Can I get a tequila soda,
29:32And then a bourbon,
29:34Hey,
29:34How does Kristen like her drinks?
29:35A bourbon soda?
29:36She's like whiskey,
29:36Just whiskey.
29:37I'm excited.
29:38We're never together without our children.
29:40No.
29:40It's so fun.
29:42Okay.
29:43If Zach was trying to say hi to us.
29:44I didn't see him.
29:45I'm focused on being with you on the roller coaster,
29:47Nothing else,
29:48And I feel like you're a little critical of each.
29:49No,
29:50I'm feeling it's like performer didn't.
29:53Literally this is how my natural demeanor is without children.
29:56I'm always with kids.
29:57We're not doing that.
29:58Looking at me like I'm crazy.
30:00What would you like to do?
30:01I want to go on the roller coaster with you.
30:03Where's the roller coaster?
30:04There.
30:05Okay.
30:06Where's the entrance though?
30:08I'm with you.
30:09Hey,
30:09I don't know where I'm going.
30:10I was just looking for the roller coaster.
30:11I know,
30:11But you were like running to like find,
30:13To try to find it.
30:14Of course.
30:14So,
30:14I'm following you.
30:16I've never been here before.
30:18Thanks babe,
30:18I'll get you a drink later.
30:19No, babe,
30:19It's okay.
30:20It's a diet coke.
30:22Should we see if they want to join us?
30:25Sure.
30:26Alright.
30:27Looks like they're just eating.
30:29They're not eating.
30:30But we've missed.
30:30They're drinking.
30:32What's up guys?
30:33Oh hey.
30:33Hey.
30:36We did the roller coaster.
30:37You missed it.
30:37Did you?
30:38That's what I wanted to do.
30:38We're about to go on it.
30:40My love.
30:41I'm glad.
30:43I just want to reiterate my demeanor when I don't have children.
30:48Which you never see me in that space.
30:50I know.
30:50I didn't.
30:51I was very confused.
30:52So it's been quite some time.
30:53It can be frustrating because we have the smallest windows of time when we're kid free.
30:58Like it's few and far between.
31:00And I feel like we're not quite on the same page energy wise.
31:03And I need that.
31:04So yeah.
31:05It's a little disheartening when I'm just trying to connect with my man.
31:09Yeah.
31:10I just want to let you know that that's where it's coming from.
31:12Because I'm happy to be with you and not have any kids attached to me for a few minutes.
31:16Yeah.
31:18Okay.
31:18Yes.
31:19Do you remember me before children?
31:21Yes.
31:22Not being extra.
31:23I'm being OG me.
31:25Love it.
31:25I can't wait to see OG tonight.
31:28Oh, stop it.
31:29Let me stop it.
31:30We got a nanny.
31:31We got a baby in the room.
31:32No, we don't.
31:33She's sleeping in our room.
31:34No, she ain't.
31:35Oh, so no sexy time?
31:37The baby's sleeping right next door.
31:38Oh, yes, there is.
31:39She's not going to know.
31:41Who?
31:42The baby.
31:43Exactly.
31:46Coming up.
31:47You just got to the point where you loved this guy.
31:49You believed that he would be a good co-parent.
31:52I know.
31:52And you moved in together.
31:53I'm so scared to get to that point and have it not work out again.
31:56Don't be scared you're going to end up like me, okay?
32:09Let's play this game right here.
32:10Are you going to go on the road with us with me?
32:11Yeah.
32:13Yes, I want to go.
32:18Wait, me in front of the carousel so we can get on the roller coaster together.
32:21Yes, yes!
32:23Oh, we're up here.
32:24It's so crazy.
32:25Big group hug, big group hug.
32:27You're going to go to know it, Jessie.
32:28I want to know if you're on the roller coaster, we'll see you after.
32:30Yay!
32:31Woo-hoo!
32:32Let's go!
32:33Can you hold this?
32:34It goes with your outfit.
32:38It's just us?
32:39Yeah, girl.
32:40Jessie's afraid of roller coasters.
32:44We're going in the front.
32:46We're going in the front.
32:46Is this going to hurt my ovaries?
32:47No.
32:48No.
32:48It's going to be awesome.
32:49Here we go!
32:51Here we go!
32:51We go $17 perveer.
32:54Woo-hoo!
32:54Book it on!
32:56Woo-hoo!
32:57Woo-hoo!
32:57Well, it's the corner.
32:58Come on!
33:00Woo-hoo-hoo!
33:01Ah!
33:01Ah!
33:06Where are we going?
33:07It's over here.
33:08Oh, it's so cute.
33:10Wait, this is romantic.
33:12That's what I'm saying.
33:14Shorts and the ladies.
33:16Should we just camp here for a second?
33:17Watch the sunset for a little bit, bye bye.
33:19Is that too mellow?
33:20No, I don't think that's too mellow at all.
33:23Oh, yeah, cheers to you and congrats.
33:25Oh, yeah, cheers.
33:26Show us a $7 million house on the way here.
33:28What?
33:29That's amazing.
33:30What great news to get.
33:32I know.
33:32Let's go, Michelle.
33:34Everything's actually going really good.
33:37This is the first time that I'm on my own again since working with Jesse.
33:41We were a team for almost 10 years, but a lot of people wouldn't work with us because they
33:46didn't like him, but they liked me.
33:48And so now I don't have that problem, and I'm selling real estate without Jesse having to
33:53drag me down.
33:55So, Schwartzy.
33:56Hi.
33:57Are you feeling peaceful, too?
33:58I feel probably the most peaceful I've felt in years.
34:02Wait, really?
34:03In years?
34:03Yeah.
34:04Because of?
34:06Hanging out with someone I really enjoy spending time with again is really nice.
34:11Literally yesterday, we were hanging out, and she's like, are you going to still be
34:16looking up with other people?
34:17And I was like, I'm not planning on doing that.
34:19Or maybe I did.
34:20That's revision.
34:21That's what I wanted you to do.
34:23Okay, it was me.
34:23Okay, it was me.
34:24I feel, I kind of felt like you.
34:25It was not in a needy, clinging way, because, you know, you don't want to be overbearing.
34:28You did it naturally.
34:29Yes.
34:29So, how did you say it?
34:31Well, .
34:31I mean, it was cool in the moment.
34:33I don't want to ruin it.
34:34Okay, pretend you're there right now.
34:35What did you say?
34:37You look so fine right now.
34:39How would you say?
34:40No, I was like, listen, I love hanging out with you.
34:44I was like, are you planning on, like, still dating, hooking up with other people?
34:50Yeah.
34:50We both were, like, coyly, like, I'm not if you're not.
34:53I was like, oh, my God, what does this mean?
34:55Are we dating?
34:56Okay.
34:56I swear I'm smoother in person.
34:58Okay.
34:59But it probably seems abrupt, but it's actually been a year and a half since I dated anyone.
35:04A lot of people said the same thing to me, but I have known this person for almost 20 years.
35:09Michelle is the one that's sticking to being single with me.
35:13What is happening?
35:15Britt has a boyfriend, and now, Schwartzy's got some hot 27-year-old girlfriend who may
35:20or may not be, like, f***ing whoever she wants out in New York.
35:25And her name's Kiana, which is even hotter.
35:27It's just a bunch of hotness.
35:30You're very open to getting married.
35:32Yeah.
35:32You really want to have kids, and you don't want to be an old dad.
35:35Yes.
35:35And so when the past now two relationships have been with girls in their mid to late
35:4220s...
35:43Has she given any indicators if she, like, wants to be a mom or, like...
35:47Well, she was my friend before we started dating, and she's like, yes, I want to have
35:50kids by the time I'm 30.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:52I believe in love.
35:53I really do.
35:55I'm a romantic, but I'm like, every relationship I've been in so far started similar, didn't
36:00work out.
36:00I've been surrounded by so much divorce.
36:02I'm just like, is every relationship just going to be, like, three years, four years,
36:06five years, and out?
36:07I don't know.
36:07Probably.
36:07No.
36:08No, don't say that.
36:09No, don't say that.
36:10I'm scared to get to...
36:11I mean, I even think that, too.
36:13Michelle, I was just going to ask you.
36:14I get...
36:14Aren't you scared?
36:15You just happened to you.
36:16You just got to the point where you loved this guy.
36:18You believed that he would be a good co-parent.
36:21I know.
36:21And you moved in together.
36:23Is that weird that, like, I would live here with Isabella?
36:26Not if there's an intention to live and one day get married.
36:32That's true.
36:33I'm so scared to get to that point and have it not work out again, but I know you can't
36:37live your life in fear.
36:38You're good, Schwartz.
36:39Everybody loves you.
36:40I thought you guys were about to confront me about age.
36:42No.
36:43It's like, no.
36:43She's a woman.
36:44You're so young.
36:44No, we just want to see you happy and doing all the things you want in life, because you
36:47deserve all the world.
36:49Yeah.
36:49And don't be scared you're going to end up like me, okay?
36:56I don't want to be like, you guys.
36:58You're not going to be up.
36:59Yeah, and I'm a bad bitch.
37:01I'm taking care of my house, my son, my everything by myself.
37:04I'm good.
37:05Coming up.
37:06It's, like, really hard for me to express how hard it's been.
37:11You're going to go through a mourning process and a healing process that, it is not quick.
37:31I'll take an airhead.
37:33One of each, green, purple, red.
37:36Ooh, it's chilly.
37:37I know.
37:38And now we're going to go down to the water.
37:41This is so gorgeous.
37:43Oh, every time I'm anywhere where I'm, like, planted in front of the ocean, I'm like, I
37:52picked the right name for my baby.
37:53When I look at the ocean, I think of my mom.
37:56You do?
37:57Yeah.
37:58She used to love to walk on the beach.
38:01That was, like, her exercise.
38:03We used to just, like, walk and talk for a long time.
38:07And I love that.
38:08Yeah.
38:09How long after she got sick were you guys able to do things like that?
38:15She got sick, like, less than two years ago.
38:18And then in a year, everything just kind of changed.
38:23That's very quick.
38:25My heart starts pounding when I think of her.
38:28Really?
38:28Yeah, because I hold a lot in.
38:32And it's, like, really hard for me to express how hard it's been.
38:38I lost my mom six months ago.
38:41And, you know, sometimes I wake up and I forget that it happened.
38:45So it's still a very surreal situation that happened in me.
38:50Yeah.
38:51I know.
38:52Time is very strange.
38:53Mm-hmm.
38:55I miss talking to her every day.
38:59And just the fact that if I needed to go out of town or if I needed help with Isabella,
39:04I could always count on her.
39:06And I don't have any family in L.A., so it's a bit hard to do everything on my own.
39:11She was, like, my ride or die.
39:13Of course.
39:14And I called her about everything.
39:16Like, literally everything.
39:18I didn't have anybody else, just her.
39:21Like, I don't...
39:22I know what it's like to lose a dad.
39:27And that was, like, earth-shattering.
39:32I lost my dad almost seven and a half years ago.
39:36And I still remember every single detail about him.
39:40Every wrinkle on his face, the way his hands looked, the way he felt when he would hug me.
39:51Yeah, I miss him a lot.
39:55I know it's so hard to talk about.
39:57I'm, like, learning to talk about it.
40:00I think it's important that you talk about it.
40:03Because you're going to go through a mourning process and a healing process, but...
40:07Mm-hmm.
40:07And it is not quick.
40:10Your heart is never going to be the same.
40:13Yeah.
40:15I wish that he was still here.
40:19Because I think he could remind me that good men exist still.
40:28Like, good fathers exist still.
40:32Because I'm very wounded by men.
40:35You know, you lost someone who's supposed to guide you, and you lost her way too young.
40:39The thought of not having my mom, who just gives me guidance.
40:43Like, when I don't know what to do, I trust her with my life.
40:47I know.
40:51And she was still making jokes at the end.
40:53She's like, I don't want to die on your birthday.
40:55I don't want it to be a sad memory.
40:57So she's like, please, God, take me after your birthday.
41:00So it was my birthday, I came to San Diego on the 3rd, and it was the last day that
41:05she
41:05was kind of like, she was alive, but she was not really present anymore.
41:10And I gave her a hug, and she cried.
41:15And she passed that next day.
41:18Yeah.
41:19I love you.
41:24Before my mom passed, she told me she was a big believer in signs, and that she would
41:30figure out a way to provide signs for me.
41:33I'm going to sound crazy, but I think that sometimes she comes into my dreams to, like,
41:39communicate with me.
41:41And I feel like ever since she's passed, my life has gotten a lot better and positive,
41:47and I think she's leading that way for me and helping me.
42:08I love you a lot.
42:10I know, I love you, too.
42:12I'm sorry that you lost your dad.
42:14I'm sorry that you lost your mom.
42:22Next time, on the Valley, Lala, I had the most intense sex dream, and you were involved
42:28in it.
42:29What?
42:30There's only so much I can empathize with.
42:32Postpartum is real, man.
42:33This is what I'm talking about.
42:35I'm going to lose my mind.
42:36There are times I feel like I'm fighting for us, and she's fighting against me.
42:39You guys just don't mean much to me.
42:41If I was married to you, I'd cheat on you, too.
42:44Get it done.
42:46I will.
42:46And give it a trim.
42:47Stop raising your face.
42:48Knock it off, dog.
42:49I'm not with you right now.
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