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Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 3
Get ready for a wild ride on Celebs Go Dating! This episode brings a hilarious mix of dating mishaps, awkward encounters, and surprising revelations as our celebrity clients navigate the rollercoaster of romance. You won't believe who's stepping into the agency this week!
The agency is buzzing with energy as new hopefuls arrive, including some familiar faces and fresh talent. While one celeb tries to hack into a colleague's laptop, another is getting ready for their first mixer. The dating experts are on hand to offer advice, but will it be enough to help these romantically challenged stars find lasting love?
Our resident sexpert, Dr. Tara, is back to share her unique insights, while the agents prepare for exciting new introductions. From playful banter to genuine nerves, the celebrities are putting themselves out there with the hope of finding a genuine connection. It's a day full of anticipation and a few surprising twists!
One of the stars, David Potts, arrives looking dapper and smelling divine, ready for his consultation. He's keen to get advice from Dr. Tara, who is known for her vast knowledge and witty wisdom. Could this be the start of something special for David?
Meanwhile, Professor Green is gearing up for his first ever "meet-up." He's feeling the pressure and is unsure if he's ready for the dating world, but he's willing to give it a go. Will he find a spark with his new encounter?
Back at HQ, another familiar face, DP, is meeting with Dr. T and PCB. The agents have big plans for David, and when his first date is revealed, he's absolutely ecstatic! Get ready for some serious drama and unexpected developments as the stars continue their quest for love.
#CelebsGoDating #DatingShow #RealityTV
Get ready for a wild ride on Celebs Go Dating! This episode brings a hilarious mix of dating mishaps, awkward encounters, and surprising revelations as our celebrity clients navigate the rollercoaster of romance. You won't believe who's stepping into the agency this week!
The agency is buzzing with energy as new hopefuls arrive, including some familiar faces and fresh talent. While one celeb tries to hack into a colleague's laptop, another is getting ready for their first mixer. The dating experts are on hand to offer advice, but will it be enough to help these romantically challenged stars find lasting love?
Our resident sexpert, Dr. Tara, is back to share her unique insights, while the agents prepare for exciting new introductions. From playful banter to genuine nerves, the celebrities are putting themselves out there with the hope of finding a genuine connection. It's a day full of anticipation and a few surprising twists!
One of the stars, David Potts, arrives looking dapper and smelling divine, ready for his consultation. He's keen to get advice from Dr. Tara, who is known for her vast knowledge and witty wisdom. Could this be the start of something special for David?
Meanwhile, Professor Green is gearing up for his first ever "meet-up." He's feeling the pressure and is unsure if he's ready for the dating world, but he's willing to give it a go. Will he find a spark with his new encounter?
Back at HQ, another familiar face, DP, is meeting with Dr. T and PCB. The agents have big plans for David, and when his first date is revealed, he's absolutely ecstatic! Get ready for some serious drama and unexpected developments as the stars continue their quest for love.
#CelebsGoDating #DatingShow #RealityTV
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00:00How old is everyone?
00:0221
00:02Liar
00:03How's our celebs?
00:05I feel so young
00:06Go!
00:07I can flex my chest
00:09I need to lie down now
00:10DATING!
00:12This is hell
00:23Welcome to Celebs Go Dating!
00:25The only place dedicated to helping romantically challenged celebrities cop off with members of the public.
00:31Ah yes, they have come through, the photographs.
00:35It's a new day at the agency where Tom snuck onto Anna's laptop to access some pretty x-ray material
00:41by the sounds of things.
00:42Oh yes, the top view. That's majestic.
00:47Sounds like he's logged onto P-Dog's OnlyFans page.
00:49Wait till you see the bottom view, Tommy boy. Cavernous.
00:52And we can always add candles, can't we?
00:54You'd have to ask him first, you kinky sod.
00:56Speaking of which, here comes our resident sexpert, Dr Tara.
01:00And what happens is that everybody's so chummy by the middle of the evening that you feel like you've known
01:05them for eons.
01:07No, no, well that sounds lovely, sort of flappery.
01:09Oh, hi babe.
01:10Flappery's fine. No, I think that sounds sublime.
01:13Tom, you can't just ignore her. She's a doctor.
01:17Luckily, these two have arrived.
01:19Ooh, it's brass monkeys.
01:21Brass monkeys?
01:22It's slang, it's cold enough out there to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey.
01:26Pretty weird, I'll give you that.
01:28No, no, it'll be absolutely lovely.
01:30Right, shall we?
01:32Weird knocking to go into your own office.
01:34Easy peasy, and then the same way home.
01:36Oh!
01:36Hello, hello.
01:37Double trouble.
01:38That's a surprise.
01:39Bye.
01:40Bye.
01:40Bye.
01:41Bye.
01:41He's busy.
01:42He's so busy.
01:43I've just been firming up with them all.
01:44And the mixer.
01:46Yes.
01:46That's right, it's nearly first mixer time, baby.
01:49I'd better get down, because we've got James, David and Gabby in today.
01:52T, you're working too hard, too hard.
01:55Work hard, let's face it.
01:56He does naffle, bit of cleaning and then a chat.
01:59See you soon, but it's nearly there.
02:01Very, very, very nearly there.
02:03Exciting.
02:05Grazy.
02:06Jesus, he got down, says quickly, I reckon trousers down, slide down a banister.
02:10And it's a good job, too, because the first celeb of the day is on his way.
02:14Looking like a sexy Battenberg, it's David Potts.
02:17And just like Battenberg, he's very sweet, but always goes down well.
02:21Gobble, gobble.
02:22Hello, celebrity dating agency.
02:24Hi, Tom, it's David.
02:26David coming due.
02:28Who's David coming due?
02:37Hello, my darling boy.
02:41Oh, look.
02:42Hello.
02:44You smell gorgeous.
02:46Oh, thank you.
02:47It's something me and very old ladies wear.
02:49Lavender and the look of fear that death is just round the corner.
02:51Oh, it's gorgeous.
02:52It's a lost scent, actually.
02:54You have to go down the sort of perfume equivalent of the black web to get it.
02:58Oh, OK.
02:59It's called Amazon, Tom.
03:01It's so dramatic.
03:02Oh, you're here.
03:03My entreaties to the gods have been answered.
03:06Was you requesting me back?
03:08Oh, I was.
03:09Was I at the top of the list?
03:10Yep, just after Joey Essex, Pete Wick, Charlotte Dawson, Sam Thompson, Chloe Simms and Kerry Katona.
03:15Yep, top of the list.
03:16You know, I can tell a lot has happened to you in the interim.
03:18Yeah.
03:19In the interim, the outer rim, whichever rim, really.
03:22Are you excited about having your first consultation?
03:25Yes, I am.
03:26And obviously, I've never had advice from Dr Tara.
03:29Would you like to finger her volume to get her flavour?
03:31I don't think he's into her genre, to be honest, Tom.
03:34Oh, OK, your book.
03:37Yes.
03:38The internet's resident sexpert.
03:41Yes, that's what she is.
03:42How do you like it?
03:44Available at all good bookshops and some shit porn shops.
03:46There's nothing she doesn't know.
03:48She can be endlessly pumped and the well never run astray.
03:52My kind of leader.
03:56Now, here's someone else who's used to endlessly pumping.
03:59Endlessly pumping out some serious shoes, that is.
04:02It's Professor Green, a.k.a. Steven, with a PH,
04:05on his way to his first ever meet-up.
04:07Definitely not a date.
04:09To be honest, I don't know if I'm even ready to date,
04:11but there's more pressure than needs to be on it by saying it's a date.
04:14Meeting? What works for you?
04:16A meet-up? A drink?
04:18I don't know.
04:19How about meet-up?
04:20But does that feel more comfortable for you?
04:22Perfect, because that really is all it is.
04:25Is it a silly question?
04:26Is this a nerve-wracking prospect?
04:31Yeah, this is the first time I've ever met anyone
04:35or had a situation like this.
04:37You've got this, big guy. Stop talking like a virgin.
04:39You're a rapper.
04:40Having the gift of the gab's part of the job.
04:42What do people say when they do this stuff?
04:44Oh, God.
04:45I know very little about Viv apart from she promised incredible conversation.
04:51I gather she likes music given she's a DJ.
04:55I want to know what her guilty pleasures are.
04:57I often think guilty pleasures shouldn't even be called guilty pleasures.
04:59You've clearly never been to one of my hide-the-grapefruit parties.
05:08Back at HQ, agency's second timer DP is heading in to see Dr T and PCB.
05:14Watch out for the angle on that mirror, David.
05:16In those shorts, you might see a celeb Todger before 12pm.
05:19David Potts.
05:20Potts and pans.
05:21Yes, yes.
05:23Classic Dr 2.
05:25At the dinner party, the agents revealed David's first date would be with Mark.
05:29Oh, my God!
05:31He has jacked me!
05:33Get in!
05:34Oh, my God, I need to chill out, but what the fuck?
05:37Oh, my God, this is love!
05:40I mean, he has a big personality.
05:43No shit.
05:44I feel like he had a bigger personality the last time he was at the agency.
05:48Really?
05:49Yeah.
05:49I can't help.
05:50What I'm most curious about is what has changed to allow him to be a little bit more reserved.
05:57Hello!
05:59Yeah, much more reserved.
06:02Are you not wearing any bottoms?
06:04I've got nothing on.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:07You're back.
06:08You're back.
06:08I'm back, baby.
06:09You're back.
06:10I wish that it was in the memo that we're not wearing pants today.
06:13You know what, David?
06:14I've never seen you in pants before.
06:16Well, I hope he's wearing pants now because he's sitting on a crane couch.
06:20I had him on at the dinner party.
06:22Oh, I didn't look below the table.
06:23I should have just gone like that.
06:24I have pants on.
06:27David, are you going to show up differently this time than you were previously at the agency?
06:31Wear some trousers for a start.
06:33I mean, I definitely took it semi-serious last time.
06:38Semi.
06:39Babe, if anything I know about a semi is it doesn't work.
06:44In my experience, whack an elastic band on the bass, act confident, you'll be all right.
06:48I think this time around in the agency is very different for me.
06:52Last time I was here, my guard was very much up.
06:54Whereas this time, I'm so open because I really want to make a go of this.
06:59You had not had, though, a relationship prior to your time last at the agency.
07:05So have you had one since?
07:07Nope.
07:08For the last seven years.
07:09For the last 32, love.
07:12What do you think it is that you're missing by not being in a relationship?
07:17Trousers.
07:17Like, watching my mum and dad, my grandma and then when my granddad was alive, like, them together.
07:23Like, I want that.
07:26Like, I'm very happy with my life.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:30But there is definitely that part missing.
07:33Mm-hmm.
07:33It'd just be nice to, like, debrief with someone at the end of the day.
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:37Do you know what I mean?
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:38You know, like, all that stuff that couples do?
07:42Yes.
07:42I don't need somebody, but I 100% want it more than anything.
07:50Aw, David, I want you to have it too.
07:52To me, you do still seem impulsive.
07:56Mm-hmm.
07:57Yeah.
07:58I think I'm an impulsive person.
08:00Yes.
08:00For sure.
08:01I can relate with you because I used to be, like, super impulsive as well.
08:06Yeah.
08:07And I think now what I have is controlled impulse.
08:11That's what I need.
08:12When you think about your upcoming date with Mark, we can begin to work on this already.
08:17Mm-hmm.
08:17Okay.
08:18So, for example, you see him.
08:21He doesn't look like the photo.
08:22Okay.
08:23Now, what's a controlled decision?
08:25What would that be?
08:27Scream inside.
08:28Yes.
08:29Then let it breathe.
08:31Then let it breathe.
08:32Then just have a ball and see what happens.
08:34He's learning.
08:36But the thing is, then, if he looks better than the picture, I don't...
08:38I'll be like a fizzing bottle ready to explode.
08:42Then you can scream.
08:42Maybe not.
08:43But then you don't make a quick decision like, you know what?
08:45This is my partner for life.
08:47Right.
08:47Get to a place where you are regulated.
08:50Still water.
08:51Still water.
08:52That's good.
08:53Let's go with that.
08:54Okay.
08:54Because I'm always sparkling.
08:55Yes.
08:56Yes.
08:57Still water.
08:57Still water.
08:58That's the only time you make a decision.
09:00Mm-hmm.
09:00Okay.
09:01Control your impulse.
09:02Okay.
09:03Good start.
09:04Well, then, on that note, then, David, thank you for coming.
09:07No, thank you.
09:08Thank you, guys.
09:09Bye.
09:10Come here.
09:11Have fun.
09:12Mwah.
09:12Mwah.
09:13Come on in.
09:14Come on in.
09:14Gorgeous as always.
09:16I'll see you soon.
09:17All right.
09:17We'll see you.
09:17Bye.
09:18Bye-bye.
09:18Bye-bye.
09:20That was so lovely.
09:21I believe he really can find love this time.
09:25I strongly believe that, actually.
09:27And, you know, some people are drains.
09:29Some people are fountains.
09:31He's a fountain.
09:33Yep.
09:33A fountain for the moisturizer and fake tan.
09:35But a great guy with it.
09:38I'm ready.
09:40Okay.
09:41It's day o'clock.
09:41Or as Steven with a PH would put it,
09:43daytime meet-up o'clock.
09:45And bang on time, here comes Viv.
09:47With a VI and a V.
09:49I look so good.
09:50And I don't need your validation.
09:53I'm hoping to learn more about Steven as a person.
09:56The man behind the music.
09:59And what he's passionate about.
10:01And just the real, just the real him, I guess.
10:04The real Slim Shady?
10:06Oh, no.
10:06That's the other one.
10:07Anyway, we've got our Miss Scarlet.
10:09Now all we need is our Professor Green,
10:11who I suspect might be bringing his lead pipe in
10:14when he sees Viv.
10:15Hi, Viv.
10:16Hello.
10:17How are you?
10:18I'm good.
10:18Nice to meet you.
10:20Nice to meet you.
10:21Yeah, I'm good.
10:24How's life?
10:26Oh, God, he looks like a nervy dog at Battersea.
10:28My first impressions of Viv, she's gorgeous,
10:30but I do struggle making small talk.
10:32How do you sit across from someone you've never met
10:34and make conversation?
10:36Come on, Stevie boy, you got this.
10:40Okay.
10:40Where about she from?
10:42And ease off.
10:43So I'm originally from Houston Stowe.
10:45Okay.
10:46East London girl.
10:46E17?
10:47E17, exactly.
10:49Loved the band.
10:50I loved the band.
10:51Loved the band.
10:51What was your favourite E17 song?
10:53Stay.
10:53Hey.
10:53Good girl, how'd we go?
10:55We're a big tune.
10:56Hey, don't think happy.
10:57Brian Harvey, man.
10:58Yeah?
10:59Yeah.
10:59B you?
10:59Yeah.
11:00His voice was a bit of me.
11:02Yeah, okay.
11:03And him is you, he's B, man.
11:05Only because we couldn't book Brian Harvey.
11:07By the way, there's literally a path behind you
11:09and my eyes have got a habit of wanting to process
11:11every bit of information that there is,
11:14just to let you know I'm not at all being elsewhere.
11:17You're not bored.
11:17No, not at all.
11:18Absolutely not.
11:19Yeah, it's cool, as long as you don't let it distract you too much.
11:23There was literally a dog doing a wee up a tree behind you.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Oh dear, Stephen.
11:28Look at the pH.
11:29Okay.
11:29Yeah.
11:31Nice.
11:33Okay.
11:34And now another one.
11:35Sorry.
11:35Bad, Stephen.
11:36No, no.
11:36Naughty boy.
11:37Bad boy.
11:38That tree must stink a piss.
11:49Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
11:51where we are just a few hours away from tonight's first mixer.
11:54But back with Pro Green, who saw a dog stopping by a tree.
11:57P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
12:00Where's my record, Bill?
12:02So, aside from DJing, what'd you do?
12:04I write comedy for television.
12:06Wicked.
12:07Yeah.
12:07So, yeah, got some funnies on a few shows, making other comedians look funnier than they
12:13are.
12:13Oh, really?
12:14How much do you charge asking for a friend?
12:16What are you excited about at the minute?
12:17What am I excited about at the minute?
12:21Erm...
12:21Horses?
12:22Do you know what?
12:23Music, again?
12:24Nice.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Yes.
12:25Very much music.
12:27Because music's the one thing that I'll come up with a lyric and I'll shake my hands.
12:31Do you know what I mean?
12:32Absolutely not, no.
12:33Do you know why, like, shake your hands?
12:34Like, I'll literally shake my hands when I get a lyric, like, when I find that piece
12:37of the puzzle, it gives me an excitement that I don't really get from anything else.
12:42Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
12:42What gives you that excitement?
12:43Same.
12:43What are you excited about?
12:44I love creating things.
12:45When I create something, I'm like, yeah, I feel alive, as cliche as it sounds.
12:50All right, well, she likes creating something and he likes shaking his own hands.
12:54We've all learnt something, and weirdly, there might be hope on this meet-up after all.
12:57Am I swimming in a fish?
12:59Oh, am I in the deep end?
13:02Talking of hands, Gabby's got hers full of the wet, slippery little Johnny she was given
13:06on her first date through the agency.
13:08Oh, am I in the deep end?
13:10Oh, there's no way out.
13:13Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
13:15Hello, I'm here for the agency.
13:16Oh, Gabby, come in, come in, come in.
13:21It's not that easy, it's not that easy.
13:25These days come and I'm meant to please me.
13:30Come in, come in.
13:33Hello.
13:34Hello, Tom.
13:36Oh, you have a little friend.
13:38This is little Johnny.
13:39Where did you get him?
13:41My date.
13:42Brought him.
13:42Your date?
13:43Oh, I see.
13:44He was big Johnny and this is little Johnny, and I think I would love it if you guys could
13:48just take him off me.
13:49Leave it out, Gabs.
13:50If we were given a fish every time our clients had a shit date, Tom's office would look like
13:54Billingsgate and not just smell like it.
13:59Speaking of shit dates or shit meet-ups, whatever, back with Stephen with a pH.
14:05Have you seen these boats?
14:11Oh, it's called The Ship, isn't it?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah.
14:13That'll do it.
14:14Maritime Museum.
14:16Over there in Greenwich.
14:18Yes.
14:19Yes.
14:20In Greenwich Mean Time.
14:21Yes.
14:22Yeah.
14:24GMT.
14:25Yep.
14:25There you go.
14:26Jesus Christ.
14:27Apparently, if you were to buy a boat back in the day, they had to make you a model to
14:31some sort of scale.
14:32So some of these boats were actually...
14:34Oh, models for...
14:35For people who bought the boats.
14:37Yeah.
14:37Oh, that's an interesting story.
14:39Is it an interesting story?
14:41Is it?
14:43I don't think it is.
14:45Sorry to this term.
14:46You're not, mate.
14:47You're doing us a favour.
14:48Grab a chair, will you?
14:49Yeah.
14:49I think we offended the chef by sending...
14:50I mean, we could have shared one, couldn't we?
14:52Probably could have.
14:53I mean, that would have been a bit...
14:54Next time, wee!
14:55That would have been...
14:55Hey, wee!
14:57Cold up?
14:58Is the big bad rapper flushing?
15:00Oh.
15:01It's lost four hours.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:02I'm flustered now.
15:03I don't know how, but Stevie's ship chat must have floated Viv's boat.
15:06I'm not just saying it.
15:07I actually have had a really nice time.
15:10Likewise.
15:11Shall we just split these?
15:12No, I'll get this one.
15:13Thank you, I appreciate it.
15:14That's all right.
15:15When you're ready.
15:17Thank you very much.
15:18Thank you so much.
15:20Should we make a move?
15:21Yeah, let's do it.
15:22I've had a really nice time.
15:24Have you?
15:25Thank you for coming on a date with me.
15:28It was lovely hanging out.
15:29Well, it wasn't all plain sailing for the prof.
15:31But he navigated some choppy waters and set sail for home.
15:35And I've run out of sea bass metaphors.
15:37Where's little Johnny when you need him?
15:39Steven was really easy to talk to.
15:41I would see Steven again.
15:43Date two would be great.
15:44I feel good about how it went.
15:46Lots to process.
15:47Viv's wicked.
15:48She's got a great vibe.
15:50But beyond that, I don't know yet.
15:51You can see why he's a professor.
15:54See you back at the lab.
15:57From pro green to pro glow now.
16:00And it's David who's on his way to his first date with Mark.
16:04Buck her up, big boy.
16:06There is that slight little bit of nerves.
16:08But it's like, you know, just like a little bit of a belly twinge.
16:12That could just be your nuts tied up in your three-inch running shorts.
16:14I just need to think.
16:17Controlled impulsivity or something like that.
16:19So basically control my impulsions.
16:24Fucking what it is.
16:27Yeah.
16:28So let's hope it's not a short king.
16:30If he is, you'll have to bend down to kiss his ring.
16:35You okay?
16:36Hi.
16:37Hi, nice to meet you.
16:38You okay?
16:38Right, it's the moment of truth, Tom, to find out how tall Mark is.
16:42Hi.
16:43Hello.
16:43Hi, nice to meet you.
16:44You too.
16:45I'm David.
16:46Oh, this is over.
16:47Mark, you okay?
16:48Yeah.
16:52Oh, what are you going to drink?
16:55I am a little boring.
16:57Little and boring.
16:58What a catch.
16:59So I'm going to do like a gin and tonic.
17:00I feel like that's boring.
17:01That's not boring.
17:02It is boring.
17:02A bit classic.
17:03Yeah, no, it's classic.
17:05Classically boring.
17:06What are you getting?
17:06Do you know what?
17:06I might get an Aperol Spritz.
17:08Okay.
17:08I think I'm going to go with that, maybe.
17:10But I will have a little nosy at the other things.
17:12Nosy.
17:12I'm still getting used to a lot of, like, the English slang.
17:14Oh, God, yeah.
17:15And the accents, for sure.
17:17Like, I bet my accent's very different to everyone round here, innit?
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:20I absolutely did an inside scream when Mark stood up.
17:24But I'm not going to let my impulsions take over.
17:28I'm going to enjoy the day and see what happens.
17:31You never know.
17:31It could be the love of my life.
17:33I think, right, I don't want to big myself up, but I think I can do quite a good Australian
17:36accent.
17:37Yeah.
17:37And then you can try and do mine.
17:39Ooh.
17:40Right, what do you want me to say?
17:43Do you want me to just go for it?
17:44Just go for it.
17:44Okay.
17:47I'm going to be there myself.
17:49Yeah.
17:49Get in character.
17:50Nice.
17:51Nice.
17:51Nice.
17:52Nice.
17:52You all right, Dave?
17:54Right, okay.
17:56G'day there, I'm David.
17:58I've come all the way from Bolton, up north.
18:01It's been bloody lovely to be here with you today.
18:04I think I'd prefer that to his normal accent.
18:06How was that?
18:07That was pretty good.
18:08I just gave it to him.
18:09I think I'd be able to do, like...
18:10The justice.
18:12I think give it a go, though.
18:13Um...
18:13This could be interesting.
18:15Ooh, I don't even know what to say.
18:17Uh...
18:17Hi, my name's...
18:19Oh, see?
18:19I can't...
18:20Yeah.
18:21Yeah.
18:22I tried.
18:23I tried.
18:24Well, aside from laughing in his date's face,
18:27Dave is doing well at being less impulsive so far.
18:29I'm impressed.
18:32On the other side of town, Gabby and her goldfish are off to meet the agents.
18:38Come on in.
18:41Hello.
18:41Oh, hello.
18:42What on earth?
18:44What did you bring with you?
18:45This is little Johnny.
18:47At her first date, fisherman Johnny brought along a water-based wingman.
18:50Nobody's ever fetched you a goldfish.
18:52He also brought along some chat that truly sucked.
18:55I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
18:57Fair time, yeah.
18:58Which meant Gabs wasn't too keen to let her catch nearer...
19:01You get the idea.
19:02Little Johnny.
19:03Yes.
19:05And he's a gift from me to you, seeing as you sent me on a date with Big Johnny.
19:09Wait...
19:10What?
19:10What?
19:11You and Johnny have had a baby?
19:12Look, she's a dating expert, not a biologist, alright?
19:15Big Johnny brought this with him.
19:16Never in the history of the agency has this ever happened.
19:21And I've watched Gary Lucy be sick on a yacht.
19:23I was really kind of apprehensive about my date and I think I had every reason to be.
19:28He said some of the most outrageous things to me.
19:30Such as?
19:31Like what?
19:31I can't say it. Say it.
19:32Can't say it.
19:33Go on, say it.
19:34You two are ladies.
19:36Was it that bad?
19:38What was it about?
19:39He told me he wants to suck a fart out of my ass.
19:42Don't knock it till you tried it.
19:48Agency first.
19:49That is an agency.
19:49Two agency first, a fish.
19:51Fish and someone's chat up line being they want to suck a fart out of your butthole.
19:54I mean...
19:55I really have come into this with high hopes.
19:59I want to try and meet somebody because otherwise I'm just like, what's the point of wasting my time?
20:04Ooh.
20:05So, were you expecting like a husband right away?
20:09I mean, I wanted a husband years ago, hon.
20:12It's just not looking good.
20:13Like, you know, you're going on like a long journey here with the agency.
20:17Spot on.
20:18I think managing expectations is going to be really key for you.
20:21You are a boss bitch and we couldn't be more for that.
20:25Yes.
20:25Freaking love it.
20:26Love it, admire it.
20:27But I think there is perhaps a lot of work we can do around.
20:30Why?
20:31And I think that is often very indicative of possibly what you've gone through in your life.
20:36It's different.
20:37To move on, we need to know the past.
20:39Oh, God.
20:40I start from the top.
20:42I had a boyfriend and then he cheated on me in the end.
20:47And then I had a boyfriend who also cheated on me.
20:52Oh.
20:54So then I went on Love Island.
20:55And then I was with myself for a year.
21:00He cheated on me.
21:03And then...
21:04God, it's actually a running theme.
21:07And then the boy, the guy after him, cheated on me.
21:13I don't know why I'm getting upset.
21:19Woman to woman.
21:20That's the worst fucking thing ever.
21:22Yeah.
21:23It's kind of embarrassing.
21:24But I just said it out loud.
21:26Just like, oh my God.
21:30It wasn't your fault.
21:40Look.
21:43Welcome back to Celebsko Dating.
21:45Where after Gabby's date with fisherman Johnny floundered, it's all got a bit emotional for the Love Island ledge.
21:50Who's been opening up about her two timing exes.
21:53Oh bless her.
21:54You are so resilient.
21:57You've got to hand it to Dr TNA dubs.
21:59Even when emotions run high, they're always there with expert insight.
22:05That's really shit.
22:07Thanks, Hannah.
22:08Gabby has shown real courage in opening up about her previous relationship trauma.
22:12It can be very painful to show that level of vulnerability,
22:15but what I do know is that it can lead and will, I reckon, with Gabby, lead to growth.
22:20You've gone through many infidelities.
22:25I would say statistically more than what an average person would have endured.
22:31Why do you think they've cheated?
22:37I think whenever all of the people that have cheated on me,
22:41I think I've always put them on a pedestal and always believe that they're better than me.
22:47One of them even said to me once, oh, do you ever think, do you ever wonder why I chose
22:50you?
22:51What?
22:52Yeah.
22:53What?
22:54Because he was so in demand at the time.
22:56Oh, what a POS.
22:58You have dated some shit, man.
23:01Hello?
23:02But you know what?
23:03When you have shit people around you, they just make you feel like shit.
23:07Oh, yeah.
23:08And this plays into your self-esteem.
23:11Yeah.
23:12What do you think of yourself?
23:15Yeah.
23:20Hold on.
23:23You have so much to give in a relationship, but you come across as very lost.
23:28Mm-hmm.
23:29Do you know the difference between being confident or seeming confident versus having high self-esteem?
23:36Externally, you present very confidently, which is really helpful,
23:40because sometimes you can fake it till you make it.
23:42But a lot of times you can't.
23:44And so internally, you haven't really worked too much on your self-esteem.
23:50No, because I think, well, I would like to think that I've got good self-esteem,
23:54because I know what is, I know what I deserve.
23:59I have tried to be better.
24:01I have done some mindset work and stuff over the past.
24:04And I think it's just deep-rooted issues.
24:06It is.
24:07It's 100%.
24:08Yeah.
24:09What we need to really work on you is that inner self-confidence, right?
24:13But real self-esteem, put yourself on that pedestal.
24:16And what we want to do is work on that inner core resilience to help you show up in your
24:21dating world,
24:21in your relationship world, going, I'm Gabby, and I'm the full package.
24:25That's the work we need to change.
24:27Mm-hmm.
24:28Sound fair?
24:29Yeah.
24:29A healed version of Gabby.
24:31We have got you under our wing.
24:34We think you're incredible.
24:35And we are just really excited to see where we can help move you.
24:38Thanks, guys.
24:39Can we do a group hug?
24:40Yeah.
24:41Let's bring it in.
24:42Let's bring it in.
24:42Let's bring it in.
24:43Yeah.
24:44We love you.
24:45We love you.
24:46No more shitty men.
24:47Yeah.
24:48Yeah.
24:48Stop dating, pricks.
24:50Should we do a ball high five?
24:51High six, surely.
24:52Yeah!
24:54You two have an amazing rack.
24:56No worries.
24:56Gabby, we love you.
24:58Love you too.
24:58And we're going to have fun.
24:59Game face on.
25:00Okay.
25:01Mixer.
25:02Well, if the boob high six didn't get you in the mood for the first mixer, I don't know
25:06what will.
25:06Oh, she left a fish.
25:08Tom will sort that out.
25:11Farewell.
25:12Don't worry.
25:12The fish is fine.
25:13Tom's just out of shit.
25:19Back with agency two-timer David Potts now, who's taking time out from ripping Aussie Mark's
25:23accent and whinging about his height to having a proper combo.
25:29Right, Mark, talk to me.
25:31Let's get into the nitty grits here.
25:33So, have you been on many dates since you've been here in London?
25:36I haven't, actually.
25:37Okay.
25:37Yeah.
25:38I've been, yeah, I've been like one or two.
25:40Okay.
25:41Third.
25:41Oh, God.
25:42I'm going to be honest.
25:43The fact that Mark is so much shorter than me is kind of putting me off a little bit.
25:49But I'm going to try and look past it, okay, and I'm going to try and not let this affect
25:54the day because he is fit.
25:55Right, what's your go-to?
25:57Like, what's your normal type if you have one?
25:59Normal type is funny.
26:01What about you?
26:02What do you usually go for?
26:03So, as, like, a person...
26:05Yep, strictly no animals.
26:07I want someone who's, like, kind, who can work the room.
26:11It's got a bit of spunk, you know?
26:12Like, a bit...
26:13I do normally go for older.
26:15I know you are older.
26:16But the agents have told me I need to broaden my horizon.
26:19Okay, yes.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Okay?
26:21So, I'm broadening my horizon.
26:23Lucky me.
26:24Well done, David.
26:25I think this counts as progress.
26:27So, ideally, I like someone tall as well.
26:30Bloody hell, not this again.
26:32But, Simon, I could just stick you with in some heels.
26:34Erm, I like tall.
26:38Looking fresh.
26:39That's a massive tip for you.
26:40Yeah, thank you.
26:40You look fresh today.
26:41Thank you, thank you.
26:42Yeah, for sure.
26:43If you put a pair of heels on, it's done.
26:45It's exciting.
26:47Brilliant.
26:48Just as long as you're done with this height, Benzer.
26:50How tall are you?
26:52Oh, for fuck's sake.
26:53Ooh, um, 167 centimetres.
26:56Which is, like, five foot five.
26:58Ah, okay.
26:58So, I am six foot one and a half.
27:01I think I'm 187 centimetres.
27:04That's very tall.
27:06How's the weather up there?
27:07Do you know what?
27:08It's bloody boiling.
27:09This is what I'm saying.
27:09This is why I'm always hot, because I'm so close to the sun.
27:12Exactly.
27:13Like, I'm going to get sunburned.
27:14Do you know what I mean?
27:15Yeah, don't get too close to the sun, though, David.
27:17You'll end up like that Greek fellow.
27:18What's his name?
27:19The one with the wings?
27:20Oh, never mind.
27:21No time for that, because...
27:23Oi, oi!
27:24Here comes a celeb who didn't get the cream on his date with Kitten, which means his search
27:28for the perfect pussy goes on.
27:30To the left.
27:32Take it back now, y'all.
27:33It's superstar DJ James Haskell.
27:35Right foot, left star.
27:37Left foot, left star.
27:37Hello, celebrity dating agency.
27:39Yeah, it's James Haskell.
27:40Oh, come in.
27:42Easy, tiger.
27:43Calm down, Tom.
27:44To the left.
27:45Take it back now, y'all.
27:47One hop this time.
27:49One hop this time.
27:51We need wider door frames for you.
27:52Do we?
27:53How are you?
27:53You all right?
27:55Oh, you all right?
27:56You're fantastic, yeah.
27:57Oh, you've given me mercury sandals.
27:59You don't get them in shoes, though.
28:01I shall float for the remainder of the day.
28:03Yes.
28:03Who was the one who flew too near the sun?
28:06Icarus.
28:06Icarus, yeah.
28:07Icarus, that's his name.
28:09Don't go too near the sun.
28:10His father built him in the wings, didn't he?
28:11Yes, yes.
28:12He said, don't fly too near the sun.
28:13Yeah, I like Cretan's homages.
28:14Oh, me too.
28:15Well, you're like Zeus.
28:16You're like Zeus with all the juice.
28:18Better than Hermes with all the herpes.
28:20Stop it.
28:20You're just gargantuan.
28:22It's typical flanker heft, isn't it?
28:25It is.
28:26What a flanker indeed.
28:27I bet he's been flanking himself blind
28:29since he split up with Chloe.
28:30By that, I mean playing a bit more rugby, obviously.
28:37Back at his date with Mark,
28:38David's delivering a masterclass
28:40in first date technique
28:41slash getting hammered.
28:43Delete where applicable.
28:44Oh, there goes a spritz.
28:48I just thought I'd chuck it back, you know.
28:52Oh, that's the knob.
28:53Don't drop wasted.
28:54Well, he's just trying to get his money's worth.
28:56Speaking of which,
28:57isn't it about time you got the bill?
28:59Here you go, Guy.
29:00Thank you so much, my love.
29:04What's up, David?
29:05Come out without your bank card again.
29:06Don't worry, I'm sure they do Apple Pay.
29:10I'll get this.
29:11No.
29:11Are you sure?
29:12My pleasure.
29:14That's one advantage,
29:15you're not wearing trousers,
29:16no pockets for your wallet.
29:17Smart.
29:18Perfect.
29:19Will you like your receipt with that?
29:20I know, that's fine.
29:20All right.
29:21Thank you so much.
29:22I'm not going to rest your day, guys.
29:22Thank you so much.
29:24So how'd you find the date?
29:26Hmm.
29:27Instant face-to-face date feedback.
29:28This could be awkward,
29:29and I'm here for it.
29:32Yeah, it was lovely.
29:33It was definitely lovely.
29:34I think you're really lovely.
29:36Lovely person.
29:37Great energy.
29:38Great chat.
29:39What about you?
29:40The same.
29:41Yeah?
29:41Great energy, great chat.
29:42I think we have a connection.
29:43Okay.
29:44I'd be keen to get to know you a bit more.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Find out a bit more about,
29:47A, your dating history.
29:48B, your life.
29:50Yeah.
29:51Your, you know,
29:51life in the entertainment industry.
29:53Neither of those should take long.
29:54No, I'd be keen to see you again,
29:56and see, yeah.
29:57See how it goes.
29:58Yeah, I'll have a little think about it.
30:00Yeah, I know.
30:00I'll have a little think, my darling.
30:02Ah, yes.
30:02The old treat them non-committal
30:04after calling them little approach.
30:06Classic potsy.
30:08Oh, are you wearing trousers?
30:10Yes, thank you so much.
30:12I'd love to see David again.
30:13I felt like the goodbye was quite friendly,
30:15but it's a first date,
30:16so you kind of never know
30:17until you sort of go on a second date
30:19and explore that.
30:20Oh, Jesus.
30:21Oh, wow.
30:21That's, oh, it's raining.
30:22Oh, gorgeous weather.
30:24My philosophy is,
30:25I'll get this one,
30:26you get the next one,
30:27because if I intend to see you again,
30:28then I'm more than happy to pay.
30:29Yeah, I wouldn't be banking on that
30:31if I were you.
30:31I'll tell you what,
30:32when he does trousers,
30:33he fucking does trousers.
30:35Look at them.
30:36So when I walked in and saw Mark,
30:38I thought, wow.
30:40And then he stood up
30:41and I was like,
30:43wow.
30:43Wow, but so stunning.
30:46Sometimes stunning things come in small packages.
30:48And sometimes small packages come in stunning things.
30:51But it's rare.
30:52Take it from me.
30:53So maybe someone with a little bit more oomph
30:55and a few more inches.
30:59Wouldn't go amiss.
31:03Hey, that's disgusting.
31:05I'm joking.
31:06No, he's not.
31:10Back at the agency,
31:11ex-rugby slash superstar DJ James Haskell
31:13is heading up to see Anna and Paul,
31:15who'll be keen to find out
31:16whether his date with Kitten went well
31:18or he just went home to flank.
31:22Come on in.
31:23Oh, no.
31:25There he is.
31:26Jane.
31:27How are you?
31:27It's good to see you.
31:29Has kicked off his agency experience with Kitten,
31:32who may have been keen to get her claws into him.
31:34People have always told me
31:35that they can imagine me with a rugby player.
31:37Oh, really?
31:38But a conflap with Colleen confirmed
31:40he wasn't in the mood for dancing
31:41or making sexy music.
31:44I'd probably need someone
31:45a bit more mature than that,
31:47a bit more kind of worldly wise.
31:49The date that you went on with Kitten.
31:51Yes.
31:51How would you rate it?
31:53Being really honest,
31:54it wasn't a spark for me,
31:56a romantic spark for me in that sense.
31:58She was very attractive.
32:01There were lots of things we sort of talked about.
32:03OK.
32:04Good feedback.
32:05So we asked Kitten,
32:07in your opinion,
32:08what did James do right on your date?
32:10I feel like he was a gent,
32:13always checking in to see if I'm OK.
32:15At times he complimented me.
32:17He has respect for his ex-wife.
32:19I'm just not sure if he is fully open to date.
32:24I think it's very astute, yeah.
32:25I felt really guilty.
32:27I felt really guilty because
32:29I've obviously been separated
32:30for two and a half years with Chloe.
32:32I'm very aware that I do not want to
32:34do anything in front of Chloe
32:36and I don't want to rub anything into her face.
32:41I think people in the press,
32:43they look for kind of nefarious reasons.
32:45It puts pressure on the person you're with,
32:46it puts pressure on you.
32:47We didn't take this lightly.
32:48We were couples terrible.
32:49We did stuff.
32:50We worked to it.
32:53You know, I made mistakes.
32:57Was there an effect?
33:00Well, come on, James.
33:02Was there?
33:04Was there?
33:12Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
33:14where the agents want to know
33:16if rugga-bugga James Haskell
33:17got into a scrum with another hun
33:19during his time with Chloe.
33:21Was there an effect?
33:24Take your time, mate.
33:26No.
33:27No, no, no, not at all.
33:28All right, well, that clears that up then.
33:30Case solved.
33:30My sporting career was very selfish
33:32because you had to be.
33:33Lots of travel, lots of work.
33:35Then I switched into DJing
33:36and travel and work with that.
33:38And I probably needed to be more there
33:39for Chloe when we had both the early doors.
33:41And I think that, you know, we argued and stuff.
33:43And I just think it was one of those things
33:44where it was better to be where we are now
33:47than it was before.
33:48It doesn't sound like there was one massive catalyst
33:50for the relationship breakdown.
33:52You have a child,
33:53you throw careers into the mix.
33:55One in five couples break up
33:56within the first 12 months of having a baby.
33:58Lucky bastards.
33:59I want to be really respectful.
34:00Because Chloe will always be a massive part of my life
34:02and will always be there, as will my daughter.
34:04They're really a priority for me.
34:06And that's something that I'm going to have to really manage
34:09if and when I meet someone.
34:10Let's call it what it is.
34:11This is a very new experience for you now,
34:13coming out of a relationship with a child.
34:16It's a whole new ball game.
34:17Oh, nice little rugby reference there from Anna.
34:20This is starting from scratch again
34:21when it comes to dating.
34:22The stakes are so much higher.
34:24And it is about juggling all these balls.
34:26All right, you can ease back on the rugby puns now.
34:28And I think just to reassure you,
34:30we will never do anything
34:32to jeopardise your relationship
34:35with your ex,
34:36with your daughter,
34:37with your family.
34:38But if you do snog someone,
34:40we'll put it on the telly.
34:41Just saying.
34:42I think it's very, very important for you
34:44to know
34:46that respecting your ex
34:50doesn't mean erasing your desire.
34:53Yeah.
34:53Here we go.
34:54Lock the door.
34:55Shut the curtains.
34:55We're getting deep.
34:56I think part of that also
34:58will impact your dates
35:00because you want there to be clarity
35:03from the datey's standpoint
35:04that you are here to date.
35:08Surely going on the date is a bit of a giveaway,
35:10but maybe that's just me.
35:12And I think you being clear
35:14in terms of what you're seeking,
35:16even if it's not with this particular person
35:18in this case,
35:19I think is very, very important.
35:20Fine.
35:21You know, I am open to date.
35:22I think it's just,
35:23it's very new for you.
35:25Yeah.
35:25And I think you're figuring out
35:26how the hell
35:28this will work for me now.
35:29And we will help you with that.
35:31Okay.
35:31And I want you to maybe
35:32just let out a little bit of that control
35:35and give it over to us.
35:36Fine.
35:36Fine.
35:37Okay.
35:38The best environment
35:39to allow James to relinquish
35:41is a mixer.
35:43Oh, yeah.
35:44That's the best environment.
35:45Oh, and you are going to be
35:46a mixer maestro.
35:48Yes.
35:48I'm just happy I'm still married.
35:50Yeah, I wouldn't lead with that
35:52if I were you.
35:52We're going to be intrigued
35:53to see how you do at it.
35:56And we just can't wait.
35:57Not like a school district
35:58trying to kiss how many people
35:58you can kiss.
35:59No, no, no.
36:00I'm joking.
36:01Is he though?
36:02Don't go around.
36:03I'm getting off with everyone.
36:04Can we have a big bear hug?
36:05Of course you can, yeah.
36:06Right.
36:07Or should you count?
36:08Mind the dicky leg.
36:08Mind the dicky leg.
36:09And the leggy dick.
36:10Hold on to the face.
36:12Come on, darling.
36:12Okay.
36:13Right, I'll see you guys later.
36:14Have a good one.
36:15Right, James,
36:15go and sort yourself out
36:16and get ready for tonight's
36:17big night.
36:18That's right.
36:19It's time for the first
36:20mixer of the series.
36:24A chance for the agents
36:25to see what our celebs'
36:27dating skills are really like
36:28as they cast them adrift
36:29in a pool of sexy singles.
36:33We've got Tom polishing
36:35big balls.
36:35We've got champers.
36:37We've even got
36:37Mr. Pringles himself.
36:39Yeah, he's a bit older now.
36:40The next thing we need
36:41is some agents.
36:43Come on, guys.
36:43Stop walking in slow motion.
36:45We've got a mixer to do.
36:47Oh, love.
36:48Oh, love.
36:49Tee.
36:50She could be, she, she.
36:51Well, back at her, kid.
36:53Oh, love.
36:55No, no.
36:56Silly old character.
36:57Oh, love.
36:59Tee, this is exceptional.
37:01This is an amazing mix
37:03that we haven't even got started there.
37:04I know.
37:04It puts a lot of spring in my step.
37:06Oh, ooh.
37:07It makes me bounce.
37:08All right, calm down.
37:10You've rattled the IB
37:10for Final Boss Fan Club
37:12over there.
37:13All right, Tee,
37:13do you have our special station set up?
37:16Yes, there's an alcove
37:17through there.
37:18Okay.
37:19We love to be spies.
37:21They won't even know
37:22that we can see and hear
37:23everything that's going on.
37:25No, it's a brilliant viewing station.
37:27You're going to be like Demi Deities
37:28with eyes and ears everywhere.
37:31We'll be listening
37:32and watching everything
37:33our celebs get up to.
37:34This is our chance to see
37:35where they may be going right or wrong
37:37and pinpoint what we can do
37:39to help them during their time
37:40here at the agency.
37:41And let's not forget
37:43that we do have
37:44a little surprise up our sleeves.
37:46Ooh, what you got planned, Anna?
37:50The only thing this mixer needs now
37:52is some superstars.
37:53And failing that,
37:54some slightly famous celebs.
37:56And here they come.
37:58I want to be just like that
38:00heard scene, just like that.
38:02I am here for this mixer
38:05and for whatever the agents
38:06have in store for me.
38:07I cannot wait to shrug my stuff,
38:10find my Mr. I,
38:11or if not,
38:13just get pissed
38:14with a lot of sexy boys.
38:15Hi, guys.
38:16You all okay?
38:18Right, first of all,
38:19who's gay and who's not?
38:21Have we got the gays here?
38:23Okay, sorry, everyone.
38:24I'm just,
38:25there's no kind of me
38:26wasting my time.
38:27David is having a ball.
38:29Yes.
38:30It looks like he might be
38:31having a dozen balls
38:32at this rate.
38:33How old is everyone?
38:34I'm 34.
38:3634, what?
38:37Just turned 21.
38:39Liar.
38:40Treat them mean,
38:41keep them keen,
38:42eh, Potsy?
38:43This man knows
38:43what he's doing.
38:45Time for another,
38:45because here comes Gabby.
38:47You don't know me
38:49and don't rest
38:50to meet me
38:50every time.
38:51I'm doing my best
38:52to look as confident
38:53as I can on the outside,
38:54but on the inside,
38:55I am shitting myself.
38:57I'm feeling really vulnerable
38:59and very overwhelmed.
39:01Thanks to you, Ian.
39:02What's your names?
39:03I'm Rhys.
39:03I'm...
39:03You know, Rhys I am.
39:05Will I am's cousin.
39:07Very nervous.
39:08Yeah, look,
39:08I'm, like, shaking.
39:09Gotta commend her
39:10for showing up
39:12and doing her best.
39:13Yes.
39:14How old are you guys?
39:1527.
39:1627.
39:1628.
39:1728.
39:1724.
39:1824.
39:19Oh, he's young.
39:20Actually, what we know
39:21is that she has been
39:22through a lot
39:23in relationships
39:24and we just need
39:26to help her
39:26soften those edges
39:27and boost that self-esteem.
39:29What was that?
39:29Oh, sorry, Anna.
39:30I got distracted
39:31by the man mountain
39:32who put the
39:33in rugby
39:34and the beat in my heart
39:36because he's a DJ now.
39:38It's James Haskell.
39:40You want to play, eh?
39:42You want to be greasy?
39:43I'm nervous going
39:43into my first mixer.
39:45Don't mind talking to people
39:46but this is under pressure.
39:47Paul has advised me
39:48that while I can have
39:49the utmost respect
39:50for my ex,
39:51I can also be open
39:53to dating
39:53which is some great advice.
39:55Have you got any party drinks?
39:56I can flex my chest.
39:58I'm too much
39:58of a gentleman
39:59to look, right?
40:00Okay.
40:00They just pop.
40:01Well done.
40:02Well done.
40:02Happy to meet you.
40:03It's nice to be here as well.
40:05God.
40:06You're going to do it off.
40:07I will do.
40:08I need to lie down now.
40:10Chest in the nick of time.
40:11Right here comes
40:12Aussie Maps Lucinda.
40:14Can someone check on James?
40:15People, I'm really
40:16looking forward
40:17to this mixer.
40:18I'm a bit of a social butterfly
40:19and I'm looking forward
40:21to getting to know
40:22all of the spunky guys
40:23in the space.
40:24Cheers, everybody.
40:25Cheers, cheers.
40:26Cheers.
40:26Oh my gosh.
40:27You guys are easing my nerves.
40:29Don't be nervous.
40:30It's a lot.
40:31You feel a lot of my nerves
40:32around you
40:32but you're going to have a
40:33sit up.
40:33You guys are so lovely.
40:35I'm like,
40:36where do we even start?
40:37Maybe by not marrying
40:39one of them instantly.
40:40Just a thought.
40:41It's too weak.
40:42Anyway,
40:43no time to dwell on that
40:44because we've got
40:44another celeb incoming.
40:46It's Stephen
40:47with a PH Manderson.
40:49My first mixer.
40:50Forced enthusiasm
40:51and encouraged fun.
40:52It's going to be fine.
40:54It's going to be fine.
40:55Stephen,
40:56it's going to be fine.
40:56How are you doing?
40:57Professor Green.
40:58Stephen,
40:59I don't think
40:59I've ever introduced myself
41:00as Professor Green
41:01to anyone.
41:02Never.
41:02Go on,
41:03William.
41:04No,
41:04what is weird
41:04is you talking
41:05to this delightful gentleman
41:06rather than any
41:07of the lovely ladies
41:08we've invited
41:09to this mixer.
41:10But hang on,
41:12who's that
41:12sashaying down the stairs?
41:14That's a rhetorical question
41:15because I know
41:16it's Killeen
41:17and she's not
41:17on the stairs yet.
41:18She's outside
41:19in the pissy rain.
41:20It's so out
41:21of my comfort zone
41:22walking into a room
41:23full of people
41:23and having to instantly
41:25put yourself out there.
41:26I can't think
41:27of anything worse.
41:28Oh well,
41:28in you go anyway.
41:29Try to make the most of it.
41:30All the best.
41:32Oh, hello.
41:33Nice to meet you.
41:33Lovely to meet you.
41:34Mwah.
41:35Are you very nervous?
41:36Yes.
41:37Everyone's so young.
41:38I know what you mean.
41:41Oh, you look great.
41:42Like, whatever age you are,
41:44you look great.
41:44Ooh, who's this
41:45silver-tongued charmer?
41:47I know, age is just a number.
41:48I certainly don't feel my age,
41:50but equally...
41:52There's practicalities.
41:53Well, there's practicalities.
41:55Practicality sounds like
41:56someone's got his old
41:56Nan Simmer frame to sell.
41:58Elsewhere in the mixer,
41:59Gabby's still talking
42:00to one man
42:01and two six-formers
42:02by the looks of things.
42:03What's the usual type?
42:03Are you open to younger guys,
42:04older guys?
42:05I always just seem to
42:06take younger guys.
42:07Yeah.
42:09But I don't know,
42:09I'm trying to
42:10do something different.
42:11That means we've got
42:11no chance then.
42:12Well, you're not
42:13helping yourself
42:13with bants like that, mate.
42:15What's your biggest red flag?
42:16Big no-no.
42:17Erm.
42:21I don't know.
42:23Being asked cheesy
42:23questions like that
42:24by the looks of it.
42:25What's your red flags?
42:26Do you know
42:27if someone's like
42:28awkward?
42:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:30I mean like...
42:31Read the room,
42:32Reese's Pieces.
42:33Gabs has already said
42:34she's nervous.
42:35You're not helping her here.
42:35I'm already on the edge
42:37and then these lads
42:38start talking to me
42:38about their red flags
42:39and how they don't want
42:41a girl to be shy
42:42or to be awkward
42:44and I'm stuck there
42:45being shy and awkward.
42:46It's nice to meet you,
42:47though.
42:48Yeah, you too.
42:48You too, you too.
42:49Hope you'll see you around.
42:49Better get around.
42:50Yeah, see you in.
42:50Nice to meet you.
42:51Take care.
42:51Better get around to you.
42:52Take care.
42:52Bye.
42:53Can we get another drink?
42:54Thanks.
42:55Okay, where do I go now?
42:56This is daunting.
42:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:59I don't know what's going on here with Gabby.
43:00I'm so stressed.
43:02I literally don't know what to do.
43:06Oh, she's looking a bit stressed.
43:08I feel like...
43:09Am I talking to too many people?
43:11It's confusing me.
43:13I don't know.
43:13I'm so confused.
43:14This is very stressful.
43:20Oh, shit.
43:23This is hell.
43:27Tomorrow night!
43:28You are outrageous, I love her.
43:30It's Mixageddon.
43:31Is it?
43:33I mean, it's here.
43:35This is a flirt.
43:37As a celeb.
43:38I'm just looking at someone with a pulse.
43:40She's giving him nothing.
43:42Go!
43:43I feel like you ruled me out.
43:45Dating!
43:46After that whole exchange,
43:47it came across as very rude.
43:50Oh.
44:00Bye-bye.
44:02Bye-bye.
44:02Bye-bye.
44:13Bye-bye.
44:16You
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