The Boys Season 5 Episode 5

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00:04:06La Hialand错

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00:09:34diye

00:09:56değiliz

00:09:57Joseph, bu kadar büyük bir kuk incele.

00:10:00Ataç bir kukla yaratıcı bir kukla yaratıcı bir kukla yaratıcı bir kukla ve bir kukla yaratıcı bir kukla yaratıcı bir

00:10:07kukla.

00:10:09Ve ben de gota yaratıcı bir kukla yaratıcı bir kukla.

00:10:10Fark that.

00:10:11I guess I've been struggling with where to place Homelander'a in my heart in relation to Jesus and the

00:10:17Lord.

00:10:18Okay.

00:10:20Of course I worship Homelander'a.

00:10:23He's always been a god to me.

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00:14:33And if that ain't code for child grooming, I don't know what is.

00:14:41How much longer are we gonna let these institutional pedo churches diddle our babies?

00:14:52Americans deserve better.

00:14:57They deserve Homelander.

00:15:03They deserve the Democratic Church of America.

00:15:24Something wrong?

00:15:26Everything's peachy.

00:15:30Would you like some knee pads?

00:15:32I'm sorry?

00:15:33You're looking at me like you wanna suck my hog.

00:15:37So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.

00:15:41Take it easy on the little guy.

00:15:43You brought me Stan Edgar.

00:15:46Thank you, sir.

00:15:48Thank you.

00:15:49Thank you, sir.

00:16:05Thank you.

00:16:18I'm sorry.

00:16:19You brought me some brush on your chest.

00:16:25You brought me some brush on my knees.

00:16:29I'm sorry.

00:16:31You brought me some shoes.

00:16:32Yes, I'm sorry.

00:16:34I'm okay.

00:16:35I don't care.

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00:25:19Bu ney?

00:25:21Bu ney?

00:25:22Köhep, bu ney!

00:25:23Aşağı bir kere keşelerini çözpüldü.

00:25:24Böyle bir kere.

00:25:26Kemenet?

00:25:27Bir kere.

00:25:28O da ney?

00:25:28Bu ney, yana?

00:25:30Bu ney?

00:25:32Bu ney?

00:25:33Bir kere daha sonra.

00:25:35Bir kere.

00:25:56Bu ne?

00:25:57Bu ne?

00:25:58Bir kere daha iyi bir şey.

00:25:59Farşın ne yapar.

00:26:03Preparation ve Greatísen verin.

00:26:04Sende bir fucking business.

00:26:06Evet.

00:26:07Evet.

00:26:07Ve ne bim apa yaparsan?

00:26:09Bu ne kadar.

00:26:10He o günah dururken durunca goodbye.

00:26:12Ve bu kadar kolay.

00:26:13Bu, sana gösterim.

00:26:13Ben, kesinlikle.

00:26:15Ve bazen de kardeşim var.

00:26:15Bu nefeyi?

00:26:16Çakı var.

00:26:16Kıda da.

00:26:17Kıpkı bir şey olmaz.

00:26:18Sır.

00:26:27Sır, ***.

00:26:28Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:29Hey, Tara, no!

00:26:30Hey!

00:26:31Get down!

00:26:31Good boy, good boy.

00:26:33No, you can't have no chocolate, mate.

00:26:36Yeah, get your own chocolate.

00:26:44What?

00:26:45Free Mississippi rule?

00:26:47Bloody hell.

00:26:48I never thought I'd see the date.

00:26:49It's got a fucking pubic ear on it and all.

00:26:51Tasty too.

00:26:53Hmm?

00:26:56You know what's funny?

00:26:59Here we are, parked in the middle of hell,

00:27:02and I've never slept or shit so good my entire life.

00:27:06What's different?

00:27:07Well, like you, I just finally realized that I'm already dead.

00:27:13And once I just gave up that stress of needing to stay alive,

00:27:18it's like shit got easier.

00:27:21You know, I spent my whole life going after Soulja Boy

00:27:25for what he did to my family.

00:27:27Yet, he's immortal?

00:27:30He's immune.

00:27:33What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that?

00:27:36So you tell me, Butcher.

00:27:39Why should I keep going?

00:27:41Well, you keep going from Monique to Janine.

00:27:45Then better off without me.

00:27:47How can a man so smart be so fucking daft?

00:27:49They are.

00:27:51And I'm better off without them.

00:27:54Because if I thought that there was a snowball's chance in hell,

00:27:58that I might see him again,

00:28:02then I might be too scared to do what you and me both need me to do.

00:28:30You wonder what am I doing?

00:28:33Well, first, I made Kimiko.

00:28:36The perfect French ribeye.

00:28:39You know, she loves my steak.

00:28:42And for dessert, my souffle en chocolate.

00:28:46It's a thing of legend.

00:28:55You know, she wants one of you, too.

00:28:59I don't know.

00:29:00What is it that you do?

00:29:03Eat, sleep, or fetch?

00:29:05Ha ha.

00:29:07I throw the wall.

00:29:08You bring it back.

00:29:10I throw the wall.

00:29:11You bring it back.

00:29:13It's a nightmare of futility.

00:29:16What would I do with one of you?

00:29:18I've killed every plant I've owned.

00:29:20I'll surely kill you, too.

00:29:28She deserves peace.

00:29:32A normal life.

00:29:35But I...

00:29:41I don't know how to give her this.

00:29:46If I even can.

00:29:52Oh, la la la la.

00:29:58No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:30:00Oh, fizz de poot.

00:30:07I need fresh air.

00:30:09You wanna come?

00:30:10Outside?

00:30:11No?

00:30:12Okay.

00:30:13Okay.

00:30:19If you and M.M. still think...

00:30:21Oh, for fuck's sake, Huey.

00:30:22Knock it off with this V1 shite.

00:30:23You're doing me fucking head in.

00:30:26Oi.

00:30:27Terror.

00:30:28Cut it out.

00:30:29Come on.

00:30:30Now, listen.

00:30:31If we do find that stuff,

00:30:32we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it, alright?

00:30:34We're not the department of fucking health.

00:30:36We burn this shit before Homelander gets his paws in it, and that's it.

00:30:40Well, if you wanna kill yourself, knock yourself out.

00:30:42But why do you have to decide for the rest of us?

00:30:43Oh, cause I'm fucking right.

00:30:45Cause I've always been right.

00:30:47I've been telling you lot, from the fucking start, the sky has fallen.

00:30:50And guess what?

00:30:51The sky fucking fell.

00:30:53Well, you kinda helped bring it down.

00:30:54Oh, don't give me that bollocks.

00:30:56Listen, Homelander thinks he's a fucking god.

00:30:59Once he becomes a mortal, he's gonna start killing like one,

00:31:03and we are talking millions of people.

00:31:05Now, you telling me you're honestly happy to risk all of that

00:31:09for a life on the run with your girl,

00:31:13knowing that you could've stopped it.

00:31:17You can live with that, can ya?

00:31:21What if it was Becca?

00:31:24You just let her die?

00:31:32I did let her die.

00:31:34Look.

00:31:36I know that Homelander comes first.

00:31:39I really do.

00:31:41All I'm asking is that we try.

00:31:45Annie and Kimiko deserve that much.

00:31:50Oi, Terra, no!

00:31:53Oi, get out of there!

00:31:54Oh, bloody hell.

00:31:55Is that chocolate?

00:31:56Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?

00:31:58For a dog, the soda's fucking lethal.

00:31:59Oi, fresher, you cunt!

00:32:01Get me some hydrogen peroxide, would ya?

00:32:03Okay, we have some in the first aid kit.

00:32:04Give me one second.

00:32:05What happened?

00:32:06You poisoned me fucking dog.

00:32:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:32:10Look, all you need is charcoal.

00:32:12We should call a vet.

00:32:13They're gonna tell you you need charcoal.

00:32:14Guys, we got this. Just give us some room.

00:32:15I'll hold his mouth open.

00:32:16You pour, right?

00:32:17On the count of three.

00:32:18One, two, three.

00:32:20Sorry, buddy.

00:32:21Hang out.

00:32:24That's all right, all right.

00:32:29Oh, that's it.

00:32:30That's a good boy.

00:32:31All right.

00:32:32You're gonna be all right, boy.

00:32:35Fucking hell.

00:32:41Hey, you want some turkey?

00:32:45Well, first you gotta fuck me.

00:32:48Then I'll give you the turkey.

00:32:56Oi.

00:32:58There he is, eh?

00:33:01Oi, hey, were you having a dream, were ya?

00:33:04Was it a goodie?

00:33:07How's he doing?

00:33:09Yeah.

00:33:10He's all right.

00:33:12Thank you for, uh...

00:33:15Yeah.

00:33:16It's all good.

00:33:27Oi.

00:33:29Huey.

00:33:33Listen, uh...

00:33:35If we do find that B1,

00:33:38and if it don't fuck us,

00:33:42you can have some.

00:33:46For Annie and, uh...

00:33:49Camino.

00:33:50What about you?

00:33:53Oi.

00:33:54But as soon as Frenchy's got that shite sorted,

00:33:56we're using it, all right?

00:33:58Ready or not?

00:34:12What are you looking at?

00:34:16What are you looking at?

00:34:21And as for you,

00:34:23don't you ever fucking do that to me again, all right?

00:34:26Good boy.

00:34:29Now...

00:34:29I caught Blondie trying to give you wet plus the boil wash.

00:34:33But I know how you love the crunchy bits.

00:34:36Yes, I do. I know how you love those crunchy bits.

00:34:39Yeah.

00:34:51You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval

00:34:56is likely to generate widespread civil unrest?

00:34:58Local law can handle the suburbs,

00:35:00but we could use extra hands in major metros.

00:35:02All right. Well, recall all the soups stationed overseas.

00:35:05American heroes should be protecting America,

00:35:07not who gives a fuck a stand.

00:35:10Great idea.

00:35:23Where to?

00:35:23Crime analytics.

00:35:30That was thrilling, wasn't it?

00:35:34What a bright future we have ahead of us.

00:35:37It was a real Gucci-oni piss party.

00:35:40Imagine how much more exciting it'll be

00:35:43when Homelander becomes immortal.

00:35:47Have you found Livy Ward?

00:35:51No.

00:35:53Homelander hasn't gotten anything out of Stan Edgar.

00:35:56No.

00:35:57But I haven't had a crack at him yet.

00:36:09Jesus, give me a little personal space, will ya, Garth?

00:36:1424-7 agents must be hard for someone so into scat play.

00:36:17You realize I do actually work?

00:36:18I was this close to convincing the FCC to pull every broadcast license but VNN.

00:36:24Homelander feels this is more important.

00:36:28What now?

00:36:29The President and I stand by this decision.

00:36:32We need our American soups here in America.

00:36:35Well, isn't it kinda sorta your fault for being invaded?

00:36:38You might as well have been wearing a short skirt.

00:36:40Man, those Ukrainians sure have a fucking mouth on them.

00:36:44Remember.

00:36:45You're doing the Lord's work.

00:36:47Words out.

00:36:48VOD stock is tanking.

00:36:49The international markets are in free fall.

00:36:51And you're not the least bit concerned.

00:36:53It's not about what I think.

00:36:55It's what the man wants.

00:36:58It's always what the man wants.

00:37:05You want a drink?

00:37:07So we're at the climate change summit in Reykjavik when the Swiss Chancellor says we should all race our Gulf

00:37:12Streams.

00:37:13The amount of CO2 we splooched out.

00:37:15The air was chewy the next day.

00:37:17Lolz.

00:37:22Come on.

00:37:23What do you want from me, Sage?

00:37:25What makes you think I want anything from you?

00:37:26You haven't called me the poster child for late-term abortion once today.

00:37:30Truth be told, you're not the one I want.

00:37:33I know you know what Homelander's doing.

00:37:35He's going after the V1.

00:37:37Wait, what?

00:37:38And if he gets any?

00:37:40He lives forever.

00:37:41What is V1?

00:37:42And what do you mean Homelander lives forever?

00:37:45I've done what I can to make sure he doesn't find any.

00:37:47How do you know about this and I don't?

00:37:50Have you two been talking without me?

00:37:53Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky.

00:37:56I need you to read his mind.

00:37:57What he knows, where they're headed next, and most importantly, if Soldier Boy is warming up to his sadistic Rugrat.

00:38:05Okay, I'm in.

00:38:06The fuck you are? We are not conspiring against Homelander.

00:38:10Hey, don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote Tramp stamped on our ass.

00:38:14The only real prison is fear.

00:38:16No, the only real prison is prison.

00:38:18Ashley, what do you think happens to you if I die?

00:38:22I'm not about to risk my neck because I let an overgrown Boyle do my thinking for me.

00:38:27Okay, fine. Just stay.

00:38:29Why? So you can play more mind games?

00:38:31You gave me your answer. I heard you.

00:38:33Now, don't make me drink alone.

00:38:39I'm starving. Are you starving?

00:38:40I'd kill for a chalupa right now.

00:38:43I'd kill for a big juicy dick.

00:38:45Oh, we should call Gavin. His girth was amazing.

00:38:48And oh man, the amount of spunk he shot back here, we looked like Pepe Le Pew.

00:38:51We are not booty calling my high school boyfriend.

00:38:54But he was so sweet. And mom loved him, remember?

00:38:56Yeah, well mom's dead. So she doesn't get a say. And neither do you.

00:39:00What happened to her?

00:39:01Cancer.

00:39:03My grandmother too. What was she like? Your mother?

00:39:08Tiny.

00:39:11Terrifying. This one bitch Harper Hewitt used to make fun of my nose.

00:39:15So my mom tells Mr. Hewitt that Mrs. Hewitt has been railing the UPS guy, which she was.

00:39:21That was mom, bringing a nuke to a knife fight.

00:39:27So they moved. And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat.

00:39:32My folks shot me out with V, thinking I'd be a meal ticket.

00:39:36And then my power turned out to be smarts.

00:39:39Which is the worst fucking one.

00:39:40Try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day.

00:39:43Ooh, trust me. The thing people hate more than just about anything is feeling stupid.

00:39:49So when a three-year-old corrects your grammar, or, oh, tells them their life dream yogurt shop is doomed

00:39:56to fail, they start to hate you too.

00:39:58At least my parents did.

00:40:00So they dumped me at my grandma's.

00:40:03But... Grandma.

00:40:03You know, she was the only one who ever thought it was a gift.

00:40:08I would quote Othello to her, word for word, and...

00:40:13She'd clap.

00:40:14And laugh her big laugh.

00:40:19I'm still so pissed she is gone.

00:40:23I used to want to be like my mom. Strong. Pushy as fuck. Didn't take shit from anyone.

00:40:31You still can. If you help me.

00:40:38Fuck you.

00:40:40You knew about my mom the whole time. You drew it out of me just to soften me up.

00:40:44Did it work?

00:40:44No. This is my fucking problem with you. I know you've been working some big plan all year.

00:40:49How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just a pawn in your fucked up chess game?

00:40:53All right.

00:40:55If I tell you, will you help me?

00:40:58I would heavily consider it.

00:41:00Helping Homelander take control of the country is phase one.

00:41:04It was only ever the beginning. Phase two is the end.

00:41:07The end of what?

00:41:08The world.

00:41:10After this soup-killing virus is released...

00:41:13Wait, you want it released?

00:41:14Oh, you bet I do.

00:41:16After soups, you realize humans are behind it.

00:41:20All hell will break loose.

00:41:22Soups butchering humans.

00:41:23Virus butchering soups.

00:41:25Fucking world war soup.

00:41:26I don't believe you.

00:41:28Swear on my grandma's soul.

00:41:30Why would you possibly want that?

00:41:32Because I'll be watching from my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs.

00:41:36And when it's all over, I can read all day every day.

00:41:41No one bothering me.

00:41:44Nothing but peace and quiet forever.

00:41:49Which is why Homelander can't survive.

00:41:52That needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest.

00:41:55And defeats the whole purpose.

00:41:58Don't worry.

00:41:59You're invited to my bunker.

00:42:01You too, Ashlyn.

00:42:06Fuck.

00:42:10Would you like some knee pads?

00:42:12Sorry.

00:42:12What?

00:42:13You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.

00:42:18So I'm asking you if you would like some knee pads.

00:42:21Go easy on the little guy.

00:42:23He brought me Stan Edgar.

00:42:24Thank you, sir.

00:42:25You may leave.

00:42:37What crawled up your shithole?

00:42:39No idea what you mean.

00:42:40When you're pissy, you tend to make everybody else's lives pissy too.

00:42:46Stan Edgar?

00:42:48Still stonewalling you?

00:42:49I've talked to him three times now.

00:42:51Says he has no idea where the V1 is.

00:42:53Heart rate steady as a rock.

00:42:55I'm starting to believe him.

00:42:57That slippery fuck used to fetch my cocaine.

00:43:03You know what?

00:43:04I have an idea.

00:43:08Why don't I take a crack at him?

00:43:12What, you don't trust me?

00:43:13Well, you did lock me in a room with nuclear material and tried to stop me getting the V1.

00:43:20So I'm sure you can understand my hesitance.

00:43:24You could have killed me at Fort Harmony, but you didn't.

00:43:28Maybe I feel like I owe you.

00:43:29Or maybe you're lying.

00:43:31Maybe.

00:43:37Give me an hour.

00:43:39I'll meet you at Edgar's cell.

00:43:51My, my.

00:43:52Now the mighty have fucked themselves square in the ass.

00:43:57Don't shit where you eat, Stan.

00:43:59So you've called in reinforcements?

00:44:00I wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the Reds.

00:44:03It wasn't personal.

00:44:04It was a business decision.

00:44:05We had your replacement model on the way.

00:44:08Even as a toddler, Homelander showed more promise than you ever did.

00:44:14Not that it amounted to much.

00:44:16When have you ever done anything remotely interesting or original?

00:44:23My power is absolute, Stan.

00:44:27At heights no one's even dreamed of.

00:44:29I'd call that pretty fucking original.

00:44:32Nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't have thought of were they to be granted your level

00:44:39of power.

00:44:41Why am I still alive?

00:44:44Because you're useful, Stan.

00:44:47And I always wanted a pet.

00:44:49Perhaps.

00:44:50Or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures that you can't even bring yourself to kill the

00:44:56ones who hate you?

00:44:57At least that's something he and I have in common.

00:45:01Do you want to die, Stan?

00:45:05Do you want to die, Stan?

00:45:06Do you want to die, Stan?

00:45:09Jesus.

00:45:10You'd get pregnant with all the eye-fucking...

00:45:14Tempe, Arizona.

00:45:15Is that supposed to mean something?

00:45:17Well, I had the eggheads and crime analytics track down your granddaughter, Zoe, and her dad.

00:45:24They're in Tempe, Arizona.

00:45:28So, where is the V1?

00:45:34As I told you, I genuinely don't know.

00:45:45But...

00:45:47I may know someone who does.

00:45:49You should go and see Mr. Marathon in L.A.

00:45:52He's always had an intense interest in Vaught's history.

00:45:57It should be a delightful reunion.

00:46:04Hooray for Hollywood.

00:46:06That screwy, ballyhoo-y Hollywood.

00:46:09Go out and try your luck.

00:46:11You might be Donald Duck.

00:46:14Hooray for Hollywood.

00:46:15Homelander, it's really good to see you.

00:46:18Why?

00:46:19But, you know, what brings you by?

00:46:20Relax.

00:46:21We're just here to talk.

00:46:22Yeah, great.

00:46:23Awesome.

00:46:23Soldier Boy.

00:46:24Wow.

00:46:25Big fan, sir.

00:46:25I actually popped my cherry in your underoos.

00:46:28Nice.

00:46:30So, you were part of the 7?

00:46:31I was.

00:46:32I was.

00:46:32You know, until this one replaced me with A-Train.

00:46:35Check it out.

00:46:35Come on.

00:46:37Well, you're only the world's fastest man,

00:46:39as long as you're the world's fastest man, champ.

00:46:41And you got slow.

00:46:42It was one race.

00:46:43You never gave me the chance to win it back, boss.

00:46:50Hey, check this one out.

00:46:52Gross 35 mil.

00:46:53On a $200 million budget.

00:46:55These aren't even VOD films.

00:46:56What's the difference?

00:46:57These were made where washed up soups go to die.

00:47:00Sony Pictures TV.

00:47:02It's a legit studio.

00:47:04And I save half on their TVs.

00:47:06And maybe we're not part of the official VCU,

00:47:08and maybe we can't mention VOD,

00:47:09or, you know, any licensed VOD hero.

00:47:12But, hey.

00:47:13Still making magic.

00:47:15That, and I, uh, sling a little bit.

00:47:17On the side.

00:47:17Low pills.

00:47:18Ozemic.

00:47:19Whatever you need.

00:47:19Fastest dealer in town.

00:47:21All right, come on.

00:47:22The gang will be psyched to meet you.

00:47:28Did you guys hear?

00:47:29They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay, Joaquin, Kiefer, Merrill.

00:47:33I also heard they got Benedict.

00:47:35Wong or Cumberbatch?

00:47:36Oh, fuck!

00:47:37I know, dude.

00:47:38What the fuck, Mel Chemical?

00:47:39Get your boys in check, huh?

00:47:40Just cause I'm a soup doesn't mean I truck in that fascist shit.

00:47:42We need to do something.

00:47:44Counterpoint.

00:47:45Why?

00:47:45Cause we're storytellers, dude.

00:47:47Yeah.

00:47:47Our superpower is we inspire hearts and minds.

00:47:50Look at the characters we create.

00:47:51Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Condi.

00:47:54Oh, bitch, please.

00:47:55Come on, like Mark Hamill, J-Law, and Sir Ben Kingsley

00:47:58do anything but collect their fucking residuals.

00:48:00They're very engaged.

00:48:02Look, here's what we do.

00:48:03We all post about this simultaneously on Instagram.

00:48:07Yes.

00:48:07Black squares on the main feed.

00:48:09Black Lives Matter did black squares.

00:48:10Fuck.

00:48:10You're right.

00:48:12We do blue squares on the grid.

00:48:13Cause blue lives matter.

00:48:14I wouldn't post that.

00:48:16Is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group?

00:48:19What about white?

00:48:20Well...

00:48:21Oh, ooh, ooh.

00:48:22I'll get Lena Dunham to write an editorial for The Atlantic.

00:48:25Oh, yeah.

00:48:25That'll really...

00:48:26She's a great writer.

00:48:27She's a great writer.

00:48:28She's very persuasive.

00:48:29Whatever fuck stinks.

00:48:31Look, best day of my life was when they executed Hater.

00:48:34Right?

00:48:34More offer onlys for the forte.

00:48:37Hey, do we think Michael Sierra's a starlighter?

00:48:38Cause we're up for the same part right now.

00:48:39It'd be pretty good if you got Vanished.

00:48:41We've been friends with him for 20 years, Chris.

00:48:43Yeah, but I really need this part, man.

00:48:45Oh, no.

00:48:46Oh, no.

00:48:47What's up?

00:48:48Homelander.

00:48:49Soldier Boy.

00:48:50Wow.

00:48:50I'm Will.

00:48:51Remember me?

00:48:52I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum.

00:48:57Seth Rogen, we actually met once before with Black Noir, the premiere for Silent Vengeance 3, Vengeance Reloaded.

00:49:05Big fan.

00:49:06I'm actually testifying in front of Congress for you, you know, outing suspected starlighters.

00:49:10Spoiler alert.

00:49:11Post Malone.

00:49:13You need to get the fuck away from me right now.

00:49:15You bet.

00:49:16Yeah.

00:49:17We came here looking for something.

00:49:19What do you know about V1?

00:49:23You come to the right place.

00:49:33Here you go.

00:49:37Oh, yeah.

00:49:38Law yanked that one from the newsstands after Kent State.

00:49:43Good times.

00:49:44How'd you end up with it?

00:49:45Some old bitch on eBay.

00:49:46I paid 20 bucks.

00:49:48I mean, it'd go for half a mil at auction.

00:49:50Easy.

00:49:59Yeah, Dr. Vaught was a titan.

00:50:01A visionary.

00:50:03He was a pansy with a German accent and sweaty palms.

00:50:06He was a complicated guy.

00:50:16Do you or do you not have V1?

00:50:21I don't.

00:50:23But Bombside does.

00:50:24He does.

00:50:26That piece of shit's still alive.

00:50:28Yeah.

00:50:28He was my best customer for a long time.

00:50:30What makes you think he has it?

00:50:31One night he was tweaked out of his gourd and he told me he has some and I believe him.

00:50:35Where is he?

00:50:36Me and Bombside are so cool.

00:50:37Why don't we all just hang out for a sec and I'll call him.

00:50:40He'll fly right over.

00:50:49I'll scoop this up in Bogota where you're taking a pass.

00:50:51Hmm.

00:50:52You mean for the soldier boy?

00:50:54Nothing but the best.

00:50:55Hmm.

00:51:00Seth?

00:51:02Oh.

00:51:03No.

00:51:03I actually hate weed.

00:51:04I just pretend to like it from my brand so I can sell ashtrays to suckers.

00:51:09Um.

00:51:11Yo, Homelander.

00:51:13Uh, you wanna hit this?

00:51:15It is my life goal to smoke you out, homie.

00:51:20Don't call me that.

00:51:24Homelander.

00:51:25It's good to see you again.

00:51:30Do I know you?

00:51:31Yeah, uh, we met like six times.

00:51:33Malchemical.

00:51:34Make deadly gases.

00:51:36Did that whole campaign with GasX.

00:51:42That's embarrassing.

00:51:44Homelander's still as weird as he was when I was there.

00:51:46Well, I wasn't there back then, but...

00:51:49Yes.

00:51:50Let's get this one off.

00:51:51One time, at Ledoux, Misha Barton wanted to suck him off, right?

00:51:54He spent two hours talking to her about Nietzsche, then left when she stepped on his cape.

00:51:58Oh.

00:51:59That fucking cape.

00:52:00Like a baby with a blanket.

00:52:02Pretty sure he jerks off into it.

00:52:03Probably why it's so stiff.

00:52:05Say that again.

00:52:10Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?

00:52:15Say it again.

00:52:18I thought as much.

00:52:19If Bonsai's not coming, I'm leaving.

00:52:21No, he's on his way.

00:52:22Be here any minute.

00:52:23I swear.

00:52:27Nah, I'm done.

00:52:31Oh, shit.

00:52:32By the way...

00:52:33Hey!

00:52:34I heard you all.

00:52:35And I want you all to know that very soon, gentlemen, you are going to pay for your sick posts

00:52:41and your hateful memes.

00:52:43Especially the memes.

00:52:48No, no, no, no, no.

00:52:49It was Camille and Seth's idea.

00:52:51What?

00:52:51Fuck you, Forte.

00:52:52That was fucking his idea, man.

00:52:54If he is just sucking your dick so you can help his shitty fucking career.

00:52:57Take them, okay?

00:52:58Shit, I'll take them out for you right now.

00:52:59Oh, really?

00:53:00Yeah.

00:53:00You want to take me, bitch?

00:53:01Take some fucking yolk.

00:53:02Shut up, Forte.

00:53:03Okay, Forte.

00:53:03You're making this worse.

00:53:04Stop, everybody!

00:53:05Stop!

00:53:06We really should round up Michael Cera.

00:53:11Home letter.

00:53:12Sorry, quick question.

00:53:14What?

00:53:15Oh, for fuck's sake.

00:53:23Who's memorable now?

00:53:24What the fuck?

00:53:25Easy, easy, easy.

00:53:26Can we fuck off, please?

00:53:27Joe, MacGruber, everything is cool.

00:53:29Hey, man, we don't have a problem with you.

00:53:30Honest.

00:53:31But, but, but, but, fuck this fucking guy.

00:53:33You know, he fucked my life.

00:53:35If you help us get rid of him, then we all win.

00:53:37And you, you can have the seven.

00:53:40And I don't even, like, really care if you bring me back or whatever.

00:53:42I don't need to kill him to get the seven.

00:53:44No, yeah, of course not.

00:53:45But what about all that creepy shit he's doing with that church?

00:53:47I mean, they're rounding up everybody cool.

00:53:49All the hookers, the drug dealers.

00:53:51They want to ban porn.

00:53:52I mean, they want to ban fucking abortions.

00:53:55Okay, well, banning abortion would be a big problem for me personally.

00:53:58Exactly, for all of us.

00:54:00So if we kill him, we can stop worrying about being cops or gods or asexual weirdos.

00:54:06You know, we can go back to fucking and being fucking awesome.

00:54:10Look, we know you've got that fucked up chest blast thing.

00:54:13I mean, I was at hero gas and I saw it.

00:54:15Just finish him now.

00:54:16Take away his powers so we can curb stomp him while we have the chance.

00:54:27He is a fucking asexual weirdo.

00:54:29Yeah.

00:54:30Yeah.

00:54:31But as much as it pains me to say this, he's my fucking asexual weirdo.

00:54:41Nobody fucks my son but me.

00:54:43What?

00:54:44That came out wrong.

00:54:47I don't know what you mean.

00:54:51No.

00:54:52No.

00:54:53No.

00:54:55Oh, fuck.

00:55:01No.

00:55:03No.

00:55:04No.

00:55:05No.

00:55:06No.

00:55:08No.

00:55:09No.

00:55:24Oku!

00:55:43Fuck!

00:55:54No! No!

00:56:02What you do to me, Ben?

00:56:05Seth!

00:56:07Fuck!

00:56:07Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:56:09Is it bad?

00:56:11Well, uh, I didn't mean to.

00:56:14I don't wanna die, Ben.

00:56:15It's gonna be okay.

00:56:17I'll remember you every time I watch An American Pickle.

00:56:21What?

00:56:42I'll need a beat.

00:56:43I'll need to go.

00:56:48What?

00:56:53I'll need a beat.

00:56:59Dude, I'm going to die.

00:57:00I'm gonna be okay.

00:57:02What?

00:57:05I'll need to take a break.

00:57:07Gettin!

00:57:08F*** you!

00:57:09of and stuff them down your throat!

00:57:11That's like shoving two grapefruits through a garden hose.

00:57:15Does Bob Sight have the V1?

00:57:19Oh God!

00:57:21Yes, yes, ok, yes.

00:57:22That part was true.

00:57:23I swear to fucking God, man.

00:57:24He's got it.

00:57:25Where is he?

00:57:26I don't know.

00:57:26Where the fuck is he?

00:57:27I don't know.

00:57:28I haven't talked to him in like five years, I swear, man.

00:57:29I swear to god.

00:57:30Please, oh fuck.

00:57:44İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

00:58:08İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

00:58:55İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

00:59:05İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

00:59:07İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

00:59:09Teşekkür ederim.

00:59:11Teşekkür ederim.

00:59:11That means the world.

01:00:42No, and everybody else here, they're just, they're just scared of you, or they want something from you, but I

01:00:50have always loved you for you.

01:00:53I'm just the strongest, smartest, best man on earth.

01:01:01Man.

01:01:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:01:03God, no, no, be.

01:01:05God.

01:01:07Oh lord

01:01:08That look you used to get

01:01:10When you'd suck on me

01:01:12I felt like Mother Mary herself

01:01:15I felt blessed

01:01:17To nourish someone

01:01:19As important as you

01:01:26But nothing I ever did was good enough

01:01:28Was it

01:01:29You cast me out of the cold

01:01:32Which was so much worse

01:01:33Than never feeling your warmth

01:01:35In the first place

01:01:37So all I've been trying to do

01:01:39Is to get you to see me

01:01:41The way that you used to

01:01:44Hell the only reason I was with Soulja Boy

01:01:45Was because your

01:01:47Reflected light

01:01:50Is better than no light at all

01:01:53Please sir

01:01:56I love you

01:01:58We all need love don't we

01:02:03Even God

01:02:06We all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't

01:02:18we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't

01:02:24we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't

01:02:25we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't we all need love don't

01:02:28we all need love don't we

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