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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S18E11
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00:05We're back in the workroom and nobody was eliminated, even though everybody thought somebody should be eliminated.
00:12Discord.
00:15Oh my god. Half of 14 still.
00:18Shit.
00:20Still seven.
00:23Why is there still seven of us? That's annoying.
00:25I was ready to get the numbers shorter. Sorry, Discord.
00:28Discord? Yes.
00:29How do you feel post the who should go home question?
00:33Who should go home tonight and why?
00:36I'm afraid I would have to say Discord.
00:38Yes, the safety pins look great, but it was not in the box.
00:41I would say Discord.
00:42Discord was not as resourceful.
00:44I'll say Discord.
00:45Discord could have pushed it further with using some other fabrics.
00:51It does suck to have every single person say your name, but it was like pretty safety pin based.
00:56If you make it a part of your brand, you can have as many exposed safety pins as you want.
01:01She didn't care that she broke the rules of the challenge and she still stayed, so annoying.
01:06All I heard was that Iman said I should be a designer.
01:09I forgot that you guys want me to go home because Iman wants me to be a designer.
01:14My outfit is very clearly beautiful.
01:17If all the girls would not have named me, I could have been in the top.
01:20Maybe I'll be in the top next week.
01:23Now, I think I need to be drinking whatever the fuck Ms. Adams delusional ass is drinking, because bitch is
01:29working.
01:30She does not give a fuck, a flying fuck actually, what we have to think.
01:33Well, Jane, congrats.
01:36Jane, extra congrats.
01:38Yeah!
01:38Congrats, Janey.
01:39This was like the first time in this competition where I was sweating, so I'm feeling shockingly confident.
01:48Maybe I'm actually kind of good at this.
01:50I am the first queen in the competition to get to three wins, and I feel like this cements me
01:56as the frontrunner,
01:57and I am just ready to take that energy and keep it moving.
02:02Kenya, the very first week, you were near the bottom for the design, and now you're in the top for
02:07design.
02:07Bitch, I almost went to be in the top two for design challenge.
02:11You better work.
02:12Jesus!
02:13Oh!
02:13Lord!
02:14Patty!
02:14Lord!
02:15I need to buy a patty pie soon as I get home.
02:16Patty pie!
02:17I want a patty pie right now, bitch.
02:19Janey, is this how it feels?
02:20It's nice, right?
02:21It is.
02:22Honey, I've had a mid-season turnaround.
02:24Thank you, Jesus.
02:26And for the past two weeks, I feel like I've been killing these challenges.
02:29But I'm getting edged and edged and edged.
02:32And bitch, I need to buy.
02:33Bitch, I want to win.
02:34I came close.
02:36She snatched out my bosom.
02:37I'm Jane.
02:38Don't.
02:39I don't do anything bad, because I win everything!
02:43God damn it!
02:44I'm one of the few girls without a win, and Jane has been in the top every single week.
02:51And it would be so nice to see her at least safe.
02:54Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
02:55Kenya, you're going to show girls Jane?
02:57Yeah, I'm going to piss at her contact solution.
02:59I'm Nancy Kerrigan in those kneecaps.
03:04It's a new day!
03:06It is a brand new day in the workroom, and bitch, I feel good, honey.
03:10I'm still relishing off of my top placement from last week.
03:13It does feel good that we did a whole challenge, and they were like, you all are too sickening,
03:17so we got to keep you all.
03:18Do you think there could be a, the judges could catch up and do a double elimination?
03:22Nene, let's nod.
03:24Like, why would you even, like, play with that right now?
03:26We're always having a good time, and then here comes Nene.
03:34Sheena, I'm ready to hand herses.
03:36Herses.
03:37Herses.
03:38Roo rule number 87.
03:41Throwing shade takes a bit of creativity.
03:43Being a bitch takes none.
03:46Oh!
03:48Nene.
03:51Hello, hello, hello!
03:53Looking very dapper today.
03:56Surrealness.
03:58My lucky seven.
04:00Good morning!
04:00Good morning!
04:02I want you to stop and take a moment to celebrate the sweet smell of success.
04:08Because for today's mini challenge, you need to say it and spray it as you make sensational perfume videos.
04:17Oh!
04:18I love it!
04:19First, you'll select one of the transformational fragrances provided by Scentbird.
04:24Then you'll get into quick before and after drag.
04:28And in the end, the queen who comes out smelling like a rose wins.
04:31Smell the skin, darling.
04:33Mmm.
04:33All of it.
04:34All of it.
04:35Ready?
04:36Scent.
04:37Spray.
04:38Scentbird New York.
04:39So many to choose from.
04:40Open those nostrils, ladies.
04:41The first step in this mini challenge is picking which fragrance we will be making our ad for.
04:46Whoa!
04:48I think I'm gonna choose this one.
04:49Now that we've chosen our fragrances, it's time to go make a commercial.
04:54Okay, queens.
04:55Let's take a look at your perfume videos.
04:57Jane, don't.
04:58You kiss your mother with that mouth?
05:01Bitch, please.
05:02By confessions of a rebel.
05:04I'm not delusional.
05:05You are!
05:10Darlene Mitchell.
05:11Life is 80% aspiration, 20% perspiration.
05:17Steamed Rainbow by Diaz and Jerga.
05:19Smell all my colors.
05:26Discord Adams.
05:27I've never met a stranger that I didn't love.
05:31Oh, yes.
05:32My confessions of a rebel.
05:34For the gal who has everything.
05:36Except boundaries.
05:39Mikey Meeks.
05:40Men say I'm high maintenance.
05:42I prefer luxury model.
05:46I'm expensive.
05:47By Deck of Scarlet.
05:49For the bitch who's fully loaded.
05:55Oh, she who is.
05:58Oh, yes.
06:00Juicy Love De Young.
06:02People say I'm full of it.
06:04And they're right.
06:07Intention by Fluid Project.
06:09That's my power you're smelling.
06:14Can you please her?
06:15I like my wigs how I like my relationships.
06:18Messy.
06:21Dirty Peach by Heretic.
06:23Bad Choices smell good.
06:32Nene Coco.
06:33What's love got to do with it?
06:35You tell me.
06:37Catch Feelings by Five Cents.
06:39I'm not angry.
06:40I'm just disappointed.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Lady Kings, you are all smell-o-quent.
06:48But one of you hit just the right top note.
06:52The winner of today's mini challenge is...
06:55Mikey Meeks.
06:59Another mini challenge win?
07:01I'm on a hot streak.
07:02You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
07:05Yes.
07:05Oh, my gosh.
07:06Courtesy of Scentbird.
07:07Thank you, Scentbird.
07:09My queens.
07:10In the drag race multiverse, there is one superstar
07:13who is truly out of her mind.
07:17Only one?
07:18For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be toasting
07:21and roasting the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
07:24Global All-Stars.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:27Alyssa Edwards.
07:28Yeah!
07:30The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards.
07:35You know, Division Season 5, Division All-Stars 2,
07:38and the winner of Global All-Stars.
07:40And remember, she don't get cute.
07:42She gets drop-dead gorgeous.
07:45Alyssa is known for her tongue pops,
07:47her floor work as Annie Oakley,
07:49fighting with Pokemon trees.
07:51God, look how orange you fucking look, girl.
07:53For her many, many catchphrases.
07:55Back rolls.
07:57Gila monster.
07:58Grigamorous, girl.
07:59You think you're clever, don't you?
08:01Now, later today, you'll workshop your toast material
08:04with Michelle Visage and the shilarious Otsuko Okatsuka.
08:10Oh!
08:12I love Rose.
08:14This is such an essential component
08:16of what being a drag queen is about.
08:19It's reading, it's comedy writing,
08:21so I'm extremely excited to do this.
08:24Now, tomorrow on the main stage,
08:25you'll raise your glasses and asses
08:28as you give a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
08:31Okay.
08:34At this point in the competition,
08:36it's really important to get a win,
08:37but I don't really quite know how to roast.
08:42Now, Mikey, as the winner of today's mini-challenge,
08:44you get to pick the toast order.
08:49Here we go, please.
08:49Racers, start your engines,
08:51and may the best drag queen win.
08:54Yeah!
08:55For this roast, everybody's fair game,
08:57including the other queens,
08:59and the queens feel that I come in hot,
09:01so every time that I say anything,
09:03it's getting hit with,
09:05ooh, woo, woo!
09:06And now I've got to roast these girls.
09:12This week's Maxie Challenge,
09:13we are roasting and toasting
09:15the one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards.
09:17Oh, I can't say that.
09:18Oh, I can't say that.
09:19Oh, I can't say that.
09:20I can't say that.
09:20Girl, I'm excited.
09:22I feel like I'm a funny bitch.
09:24I've never roasted.
09:25I'm not a roaster.
09:26That's so strange.
09:28You are such a mean, despicable person.
09:31I would have figured this isn't your wheelhouse.
09:32I would think that...
09:37I'm sorry.
09:39That's where you go, you too.
09:41So for this roast,
09:42I'm just kind of coming up with words that I find funny.
09:46It's time for Alyssa Edwards to quit drag.
09:48Full stop.
09:49Bitch, sit your ass down and shut the hell up, bitch.
09:54That's not a joke.
09:57Anyway, who do you think is going home this week?
10:00Well, with the flames coming off of this paper...
10:02It's not gonna be me, girl.
10:05I'm making myself laugh.
10:09So I'm hoping that that translates.
10:12Ooh, yeah, get those hands nice and warm,
10:14because the heat coming out of here.
10:19Oh, God, I don't know who to do the first.
10:21I get to pick the order of the roast,
10:24which is a bit daunting.
10:25Are you trying to be shady,
10:26or are you trying to make a good roast?
10:28Or both?
10:29Or both?
10:29Top seven.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I have to be strategic in some ways.
10:34If I was her, I'd be shady boots.
10:37But don't do that to me.
10:39Bitch, don't do that to me!
10:44Hi!
10:45Hi!
10:46Hi!
10:46Class is in session.
10:48It is time to meet up with our comedy coaches.
10:50I have set the order of the roast,
10:52and we're doing a table read,
10:53so that means we're all hearing each other's critiques.
10:56Oh, my gosh, with the notebooks.
10:57They're gonna need them.
10:59Yep.
10:59Say hello to Ozko Okatsuka.
11:02Hello!
11:03Hi, hi.
11:04Oh, my gosh, nice to meet you.
11:06She is a comedian, actress, and writer,
11:08and she's here to help with your toast jokes.
11:11I am so excited to be here, and, yeah, let's have fun.
11:14Starting with Discord!
11:15Hi!
11:16Now, Discord, you're the first up.
11:17Mikey, you did the order.
11:20I did.
11:20Was that sabotage, putting Discord first?
11:23Last week, we all said that she should go home,
11:26so I do think it's a chance to push herself.
11:28All is fair in love and drags.
11:29How do you feel about that?
11:31Um, I've done roasts before,
11:33and then they're like,
11:33wow, you actually are funny.
11:35Okay.
11:36So you're setting the bar kind of high,
11:38saying that this is kind of your wheelhouse.
11:41Yeah, you know, I go into everything delusionally confident, so...
11:44And I love that.
11:45So let's see what you're working with.
11:46When Alyssa takes off her makeup,
11:48the features are gone, honey.
11:49I've seen more chin on an earthworm.
11:51What else you got?
11:52The only thing getting older than RuPaul
11:53are jokes about RuPaul being old.
11:55Seriously, girls, the material's right in front of you.
11:57Test her memory.
11:59Quick, Ru, what's her name?
12:00I like it.
12:01You did do her a favor by putting her first.
12:04Yeah, incredible start.
12:06This is one challenge that I feel I can really excel at,
12:09and if I can just beat Jane out this time,
12:12I could get a win here.
12:13Jane, don't.
12:14You come up right after Discord.
12:16So what was your thinking with that?
12:18Don't be near Jane.
12:20Hey.
12:21Well, I decided to take a real left turn.
12:24Oh.
12:24And we're starting with Michelle as a whore jokes.
12:26Yeah, no, my favorite.
12:27Yeah, of course.
12:29Michelle has had so many men from New Jersey inside of her
12:31that when you hold her vagina up to your ear,
12:33you can hear Bon Jovi.
12:35Oh, what's my God?
12:37Don't tell me anymore.
12:38I want to left.
12:38Okay, okay, okay.
12:39You got it.
12:39I am following Jane, the funniest bitch in the room.
12:42Oh, shit.
12:43I have a tough act to follow.
12:45Don't I?
12:45Juicy Love Dion.
12:47Are you nervous?
12:47How are you feeling about this, Juicy?
12:49Um, I wouldn't necessarily consider myself a comedian.
12:51Okay, no.
12:52I know you're a dancing queen.
12:54I know I'm following Jane.
12:55I definitely have to keep the energy up.
12:57Not just energy.
12:58You need to have confidence.
13:00Yes.
13:00Here we go, Juicy.
13:01My name is Juicy Love Dion, and I promise I'm not dumb.
13:05I just have bad luck thinking.
13:07But enough about me being born from the top of a ladder.
13:11Wait, I don't get it.
13:12Being born?
13:13Dropped from the top of, dropped on her head as a baby.
13:15If you have to explain it.
13:17It's pretty funny, you know?
13:19You're born from the top of a ladder.
13:20Like, you're instantly dropped on your head.
13:23That's what, that's...
13:24Okay, I'm not getting any laughs in the room right now.
13:30If you're gonna lean into, like, I'm dumb.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Bring a character to it.
13:36Okay.
13:36Right?
13:36And that could be in your inflection, in your delivery.
13:39Think of people who have made it their thing.
13:41Goldie Hawn.
13:43Mm-hmm.
13:43Jessica Simpson.
13:44If you're gonna do it, then do it.
13:47Mm-hmm.
13:48If that's what you choose.
13:50Darlene Mitchell.
13:51Do you have, like, a joke that you might do?
13:54Alyssa was stripped of her 2010 Miss Gay America title for conflicts of interest with the organization.
13:59The real conflict of interest that she should be concerned with is how those shoulders still don't match those hips.
14:05It's a long way to go for that punchline.
14:06You're gonna get there, Juan girl.
14:07Okay.
14:08Alyssa was one of the most talented dancers this show has ever seen.
14:12But now, a jump split is more like a jump splat!
14:18Discord, you're writing a lot.
14:20Yeah.
14:20Are you writing jokes?
14:21Or are you copying jokes?
14:22Oh.
14:23Darlene's really, really bad joke that she just told, I promise you I'm not stealing that.
14:28Jump splat!
14:30That's a good one.
14:31Underline.
14:31The Arrietty over here.
14:33Yeah.
14:34You have a really twisted sense of humor.
14:36Yeah.
14:36So, it's just waiting to come out.
14:38But it's gotta be grand enough for us to see that.
14:41Otherwise, it'll be like, ooh.
14:44Lean into the physical humor, too.
14:46Okay.
14:46Nene Coco.
14:48Hello.
14:48Hi.
14:48Should I try some of the Alyssa jokes?
14:50Sure.
14:50Okay.
14:51There's a few things I know about Texas.
14:52Everything is bigger there.
14:54And by everything, I mean Alyssa's old overbite.
14:57Okay.
14:57I feel like I look like Alyssa Edwards if Alyssa Edwards was good at makeup.
15:05The jokes that I want to tell are not landing.
15:08And I'm trying to shrink myself because I don't want to.
15:11I don't know.
15:13I gotta figure this out.
15:14I feel like something I struggle with is the girls.
15:17They always say that I come in really hot with shade sometimes.
15:20Who says that about you?
15:22I think everybody.
15:23Everybody.
15:23The tough part for me is I do laugh along with it.
15:26But like, you know, sometimes I feel like now when I do speak up, they're always just like, whoa, no
15:32matter what I say.
15:33Even if it's like the girl next to me says the same thing.
15:35I'm trying to just make sure that I still show them love and not just like feel like I'm attacking
15:41them all the time.
15:41It sounds to me like this could potentially hold you back.
15:45I do not want you to do that.
15:46Maybe you're just not skilled at reading the room.
15:48I feel like I'm getting caught up in my own social anxiety about all of this.
15:52And I'm getting so stifled by what I can and cannot do.
15:56And it's causing me to spiral.
16:01You've heard me say it a million times.
16:02There's a fine line between mean and roasting somebody or mean and shady.
16:07Shade is said with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge behind it.
16:09Yeah.
16:10You can do it, NeNe.
16:11Now, Kenya, you are funny.
16:13And you light up a room.
16:14You are filled with charisma.
16:17But are you filled with jokes?
16:18Michelle, I'm going to fucking try.
16:20Go on, Kenya.
16:20My time in this competition is a lot like my dating history.
16:23A lot of bottoming.
16:24While a tall black man tells me to beat my inner saboteur.
16:27Speaking of inner saboteur, hi, Darlene.
16:30Can I borrow some of those lovely bricks that you call shoes?
16:33You have your perspective down.
16:35So you have like the hard part down.
16:37Yeah, it's really just then committing to that voice.
16:39Right.
16:40Mikey Meeks.
16:40Hi.
16:41Mikey, you put yourself last.
16:42I did.
16:43Wow.
16:44She wants to be the closer.
16:47All right, let's hear some of the stuff that you got.
16:49Okay.
16:50Last year, Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother tucking world.
16:55We're never getting out of this trade war.
16:57Okay.
16:57Alyssa's idea of foreign policy is ordering extra breadsticks at Olive Garden.
17:02Alyssa embodies everything about C-U-N-T.
17:06Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and testosterone.
17:10I think it's good.
17:12Any questions for us?
17:14Do y'all validate parking?
17:18Yeah, time's up.
17:19After meeting with the comedy coaches, part of me is like, is this good enough?
17:24Do I have what it takes to close out the roast?
17:28Can I live to the expectation?
17:30I don't know.
17:31I don't know.
17:37I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:38I'm feeling it.
17:39I'm feeling it.
17:40I'm feeling it.
17:40I'm feeling it.
17:40Today's the day we will be delivering a roast in front of Alyssa herself and the judges.
17:44And I am nervous.
17:47This is going to be something.
17:51Here comes Darlene, dragging her little car.
17:54You look like you're selling Mary Kay.
17:58Can you please her?
18:00Mikey, how are you feeling?
18:02I woke up high on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
18:04I think the anxiety got to me a little bit.
18:06To be honest, I'm a little in my head right now.
18:09I am feeling the pressure of having to close the roast.
18:13So overnight, I rewrote the roast.
18:17After the rewrites and looking at the material, I think I found what I want to say.
18:22It's a little pressure closing it out, and I did that to myself.
18:24Girl, I'm going right before you.
18:26Yes, how do you feel?
18:26I feel very good.
18:29Yeah?
18:29She's feeling good from her head to her shoes.
18:31Let me add a suit, bitch.
18:32Right.
18:33Down.
18:33I feel like it's in a good place, but honey, I fucked up Snatch Game.
18:39I cannot fuck this up.
18:40It's showtime, folks.
18:42And I need to get up in this gig, girl.
18:46How are we feeling?
18:47I don't know.
18:48I feel like this whole process has really let me know that my brain works so differently
18:53than everyone else in the room.
18:55You know what I mean?
18:56Like, it's not the typical, like, set up, set up, punch line.
19:00Here's the knife.
19:01You know what I mean?
19:02It's not going to be how the other girls are technically putting together a roast joke,
19:06but I'm going to get some laughs, I hope.
19:09A different flavor is sometimes appreciated, but sometimes a different flavor can flop.
19:15It's a big swing, but at this point in the competition, without having a win, I need to swing big.
19:22How's yours going, NeNe?
19:23I think it's funny.
19:24Did you keep some of your signature NeNe sting?
19:27You know, we'll see.
19:29It's elimination day, and I'm nervous.
19:31I feel that the table read was interesting.
19:34A lot of feelings were put out on the table.
19:36I'm still trying to connect all the dots.
19:38All right, I'm going to check in with NeNe.
19:40NeNe seemed to be having a tough time getting her footing.
19:45NeNe, how you feeling?
19:46I know yesterday you were feeling emotional.
19:50How are you?
19:51How are we with that today?
19:53I don't know.
19:54Like, this whole competition, I've been telling myself, like, I know who I am.
19:57I know what I can do, all this stuff.
19:59But then it's in those moments that these insecurities crack through, and I'm like,
20:03what the fuck is going on?
20:07I think Michelle was right.
20:08I was like, I sometimes don't know how to read the room.
20:10And I'm trying to figure out, like, I want to connect with y'all, and I, like, struggle to do
20:15that in moments.
20:16It's okay that sometimes you just, like, kind of come in hot.
20:19To my mind, what seems like it might be helpful is, like, I do think you just need to, like,
20:22own it a little bit.
20:23It's better to just own that and be like, that just is who you are, I think, than to get
20:28in your head about it.
20:29Because in my experience, that's when those moments get, like, worse.
20:32And I think, you know, obviously, it sounds like we can all probably stand to be a bit more, like,
20:36sensitive about not, like, going in quite so hard on it.
20:39I do just want to, like, keep with the girls.
20:41Right.
20:41I don't want to have to tiptoe around y'all. I don't want y'all to have to tiptoe around
20:43me.
20:43I came into the competition knowing that I could handle a challenge, but I was not expecting to deal with
20:50all of the social interactions that came with this competition.
20:53All right, well, it's been good talking to you, Winnie the Pooh.
20:57Can I give you a hug?
20:58Yeah.
20:59I think you're cool, Jane.
21:00No matter what.
21:01Anybody else.
21:02Fuck off!
21:03I know that I can be funny. And especially coming off the Snatch Game, I know that I can make
21:08this roast good.
21:09I've just got to really lean into the material that I've got and hope that I can sell it without
21:14being a total bitch.
21:19Why you mad? Cause my pussy pops more severely. And yours don't.
21:25I love your laugh, Mikey.
21:27Yeah.
21:27Yeah.
21:28It kind of sounds like you're powering down.
21:30Honey, we all know when Mikey powers down, it's getting ridiculous.
21:33Mikey is crazy. She will literally be in the middle of talking. She'll be like, you know what?
21:38I actually saw you power down during the table read. You were like...
21:44It was after the, why did you put yourself last?
21:49Mikey, you put yourself last.
21:51I did.
21:51She wants to be the closer.
21:55Yeah, I don't know. I'm a weird person.
21:57Sometimes I'm talking to myself in my brain and I genuinely power down.
22:06See, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
22:10Ooh, I'm back.
22:12Where she goes, we do not know what's happening in that noggin.
22:16Mikey fully might be a robot at this point.
22:21Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:24Here's looking at you, kid.
22:26It's Michelle Visage.
22:27L'chaim.
22:30Cheers, my queers. It's Ross Matthews.
22:33Bottoms up.
22:34Tee hee hee hee hee.
22:35He hee hee hee hee hee hee.
22:37And the wonderful, Oksko Okatsuka.
22:40Here's to the best bowl cut in the business.
22:43Move over, Beatles.
22:44I'm serving John and Yoko.
22:46He hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
22:53Edwards. Racers, start
22:55your engines, and may the best drag queen
22:57win.
23:00From beautiful
23:01downtown Pacoima,
23:04it's a
23:05toast to Alyssa
23:07Edwards. Now,
23:09here's Alyssa.
23:12Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:20Welcome, darling.
23:21Thank you for the invitation to
23:23the annual family roast,
23:25but to you ladies,
23:27I want all of y'all to take a good look
23:29at this before you annihilate me,
23:31because it's never going to get this
23:33good for you.
23:36Now, let's
23:37start this, Shindig. Come on.
23:40First up,
23:41it's Discord Adam.
23:44Good evening, good evening,
23:45good evening, and welcome to
23:47the toast of the dancing diva of
23:49Mesquite, Texas, a woman whose
23:51back rolls enter the room before she does.
23:53The beautiful,
23:55the honorable,
23:56the unintelligible,
23:58Alyssa Edwards!
24:00Yes!
24:00Yes!
24:01Yes!
24:01So let's start with a toast, shall we?
24:03Uh-huh.
24:03Here is to honor.
24:05Hitting honor.
24:06Hitting honor, kissing honor,
24:08loving honor, and if you can't
24:10come in her, come honor.
24:12Michelle knows what I'm talking about.
24:14Oh, yeah!
24:16We can't forget the queen of all queens,
24:20RuPaul!
24:22But, you know, uh-oh, she spilled her drink.
24:25Let's get real here.
24:26The only thing older than RuPaul
24:28are jokes about RuPaul being old.
24:31No, no, I'm joking, everyone.
24:33Without RuPaul and her legacy,
24:35I would not be standing here today,
24:37waiting for these girls to bomb.
24:40But, now it's time for the beast of the hour.
24:43Does anybody even know what Alyssa is saying?
24:45Chirpin' like a squirpin' like a...
24:47Rig-a-Morris.
24:49Seriously, trying to figure you out
24:50is harder than Kenya reading the menu
24:52at a Cheesecake Factory.
24:53Woo-hoo!
24:55Because I'm fat.
24:56When Alyssa takes her makeup off,
24:58the features are gone, honey.
25:00I have seen more features on an egg.
25:04There are jokes.
25:05It's just that they're not that funny.
25:07Maybe it's the Sith Lord hood.
25:09It just doesn't feel fun.
25:11And now it's time for the top.
25:12We are all dying to see bottom.
25:14Welcome, Jane Doan.
25:17Thank you, Lord Voldemort.
25:20It's an honor to be in a room full
25:22of such extraordinary queer artists
25:24and Nene Coco.
25:27RuPaul is here.
25:28RuPaul is so old,
25:30the first time she asked,
25:31why it gotta be black,
25:32she was talking about the plague.
25:36But enough about RuPaul.
25:37Let's talk about her dedicated team
25:39of elder care specialists.
25:41Hi, Michelle.
25:42Hi.
25:42Michelle famously placed seventh
25:45on Strictly Cum Dancing,
25:46but she always places first
25:48on Strictly Cum Guzzling.
25:53I cannot believe
25:55that I am in the presence
25:57of the Ross Matthews,
25:59or as he's known by most of America,
26:01that faggot on the Drew Barrymore show.
26:06I like that one.
26:07It's true.
26:09Mikey Meeks is here.
26:10Everybody give it up for Mikey.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Mikey has a BFA.
26:14That's right.
26:14A blown out fucking asshole.
26:18It's true.
26:19What?
26:21A BFA?
26:22But on to the woman of the hour,
26:25Alyssa Edwards.
26:26Alyssa, you are the pride of Texas.
26:29Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
26:29I read that wrong.
26:30Alyssa, your back is as wide as Texas.
26:33I'd love to make jokes about you losing crowns,
26:36but I don't want to bring up your teeth.
26:37And now, give it up for the one child
26:40George Bush left behind.
26:42It's Juicy Love Dion.
26:45That was good, bitch.
26:47Jane's too smart.
26:48She's really good at this.
26:49Now I got to follow her.
26:51Damn.
26:52We are gathered here today
26:53to celebrate the career of Alyssa Edwards.
26:57But first, Michelle Visage.
26:59Hi, Michelle.
27:00Hi.
27:01The only thing drier than Michelle's humor
27:03is Ross Matthews' vagina.
27:05That's true.
27:06I'm so glad you can take time off
27:09from being Drew Barrymore's new pet gay
27:11to come back to being RuPaul's Bichon Frise.
27:16We missed you.
27:19Girl, what is Juicy even talking about?
27:21I don't know.
27:22I can't even follow, but I know it's not funny.
27:23Ru, a few weeks ago,
27:25you asked me a very tough question.
27:28Who are you?
27:29And I had to dig really deep for this answer.
27:33I'm Juicy Love Dion.
27:37Not Georges.
27:40And finally, our guest of honor, Alyssa Edwards.
27:44You know, watching you be such a great dance teacher
27:47and mentor on Dancing Queen,
27:49all I could think about is,
27:51wow.
27:54I can't believe I have nothing better to do
27:56than watch Dancing Queen.
27:57Oh.
27:57You really inspire me to be a better dancer,
28:00actor, and comedian,
28:02because if not,
28:03then it's going to take me three tries
28:04to win RuPaul's Drag Race.
28:07Well, bitch, at this right,
28:08it's going to take more than three.
28:11Oh, bless Juicy's heart.
28:13This is not her challenge.
28:15And now, a woman who brought to this competition
28:20her soft heart and hard fronts.
28:22It's Darlene Mitchell.
28:24Yes, Juicy.
28:26You've heard of Carrot Top,
28:27but have you ever heard of Carrot Bottom?
28:32Hello, RuPaul.
28:33Ru, this show is truly a unique,
28:35unmatched experience.
28:37A room full of queens struggling to top.
28:40Some of us top.
28:41One doesn't.
28:43Hi, Discord.
28:47The room is honestly pretty quiet.
28:50I need to turn this around.
28:51I am just going for it.
28:54These girls have been calling me
28:55a prop queen all season,
28:57and I just don't see it.
29:01Oh, look!
29:02A burger!
29:05Oh, my God.
29:07Can you please her?
29:08We told her we were having a roast tonight,
29:10and this bitch showed up
29:11with coleslaw and macaroni.
29:16And now, let's talk about the other big girl.
29:20And I'm talking about Alyssa Edwards.
29:23Ego.
29:24What, too harsh?
29:26How about I say it with a clown nose?
29:28Oh, wrong.
29:32She looks so excited to be here,
29:34but that just must be all that illegal Botox.
29:45This is the most unhinged thing
29:47that I have ever seen in a roast,
29:49and I think I like it?
29:52Group haul!
29:53Getting to know you these past few weeks,
29:55I feel like I can confidently assume
29:57gerbils are not off the table for you, mama!
30:00Um, am I right?
30:06Bossy Rossy!
30:08Hi!
30:08Ross, you just make me so horny.
30:10I could reach under the desk right now
30:12to get a top placement tonight.
30:15Banana!
30:20That's it for me.
30:21And up next,
30:23Nene Coco!
30:25And one more thing, Michelle.
30:27What?
30:28Why you mad?
30:32Yes!
30:35Darlene's roast set will go down in history.
30:37It is so completely batshit insane.
30:41This is genius.
30:43Welcome back to a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
30:46Thank you, everyone.
30:48Let's give it up one more time
30:50for Darlene Mitchell.
30:52Yes, Darlene!
30:52You know, out of drag,
30:54she's kind of the trait of the season.
30:56Um, I would hook up with her,
30:58but I'd have to put a bag
30:59over her artistic choices
31:00to be able to do so.
31:03Before we get to the handsome woman of the hour,
31:06I would like to take a moment
31:07to celebrate the judges.
31:09For those that don't know,
31:10RuPaul is the first drag queen ever...
31:17Ru is so old,
31:19her new CoverGirl remix goes from
31:20put that base in your walk
31:22to put tennis balls on the base of that walker.
31:27Also, Ross is here.
31:29Ross was on Celebrity Big Brother.
31:31Who looked at Ross and said,
31:33yeah, celebrity?
31:34Ooh, okay.
31:37Otco is here.
31:38It was an honor to meet you yesterday.
31:39My first thought was,
31:41wow, I'm really craving coconuts.
31:44My second thought,
31:45who does your hair?
31:46I'd like to avoid them.
31:47Oh, come on.
31:48On to the superstar herself.
31:51People constantly tell me
31:52that I look like Alyssa Edwards.
31:55Do we see it?
31:56Yes, I do see it a little bit.
31:57And it might be because
31:58we share the same foundation shade,
32:00white privilege.
32:01Ooh!
32:03Back in the day,
32:04the phrase,
32:05everything is bigger in Texas,
32:07had exclusively applied to her overbite.
32:10But that is all for me.
32:11And up next,
32:12we have a bathroom queen,
32:13which means,
32:14if you need to take a potty break,
32:15now's the time to do it.
32:17It's Kenya Pleaser!
32:19Thank you so much, Nene,
32:21for that.
32:23Honey,
32:24when I heard we were toasting,
32:25I got really excited
32:26and I bought all the jelly
32:27I could find in a 30-mile radius.
32:29It must be jelly
32:30because jam don't shake, girl.
32:31Yes, bitch.
32:32See, my time in this competition
32:34has been a lot like my dating history.
32:37Plenty of bottoming
32:38while a black man tells me
32:40to beat the inner saboteur.
32:43Speaking of inner saboteur,
32:45hi, Darlene.
32:46Can I borrow some of those shoes
32:47that you call bricks?
32:48Or some of those bricks
32:49that you call shoes?
32:52The judges have been
32:53on Discord's walk
32:54all season long.
32:56Discord's walk is so stiff
32:57and uncomfortable to look at,
32:58it reminds me of Ross Matthews.
33:01It does, truly.
33:02Mm-hmm.
33:05Crickets.
33:07Crickets.
33:08That's the only thing I hear.
33:09There is not a single joke landing.
33:12Alyssa,
33:13I love and adore you so very much.
33:15Me and Alyssa
33:16have so much in common.
33:18We're both from the South.
33:19Mm-hmm.
33:20Mm-hmm.
33:21We both love sweet tea.
33:23We do.
33:23We do, yes.
33:25And we both have back roles.
33:28Bitch,
33:28we both share back roles, honey.
33:30And Alyssa,
33:31I totally understood you
33:32when you called Riga Morris, honey.
33:33But bitch,
33:34could you call us something else?
33:35I heard Riga
33:36and I got scared, bitch.
33:37Girl, I was like,
33:38what the fuck does she call us?
33:42Kenya,
33:43energy,
33:4410,
33:44jokes,
33:45two.
33:46And closing out our toast
33:48and our roast for this evening,
33:49a beast of a woman.
33:51I mean,
33:51my good sister,
33:53Mikey Meese.
33:55Woo!
33:57Well,
33:57wasn't that
33:59terrible?
34:01Good evening, everyone.
34:03I am the drag ingenue,
34:05Mikey Meeks.
34:06We have some amazing queens
34:08who perform tonight.
34:09Discord Adams is here.
34:10Her place in the competition
34:12is like Jane Doan's hairline.
34:15Receding.
34:18Juicy is such a slut.
34:20When she says the juice is loose,
34:22she means it.
34:27Ross,
34:28so good to see you.
34:29And I'm happy Drew Barrymore
34:31let you out of her basement.
34:32Yes.
34:33Rossy puts the lotion
34:34on his skin
34:35or else it gets the hose again.
34:39We are here today
34:41to celebrate a leader,
34:43a mentor,
34:44and a teacher,
34:45which is why Texas
34:46may be last in education.
34:49Alyssa Edwards.
34:50Oh, my fucking bitch!
34:52Last year,
34:53Alyssa was crowned
34:54queen of the mother-talking world.
34:58Really?
34:58What do you know
34:59about global issues?
35:01To her,
35:02a trade war
35:03is when her tricks
35:04find out
35:04she's a top.
35:10Bitch, Mikey,
35:11why are you so good?
35:12Oh, I'm living.
35:14We love you, queens.
35:17And now,
35:18let's give the last word
35:20to the star of the night,
35:21Alyssa Edwards.
35:25What a night to remember, Ru.
35:27Thank you so very much
35:29for inviting me.
35:30I have just one thing
35:31to say
35:32to these monsters.
35:34I don't get cute,
35:35I get drop-dead gorgeous.
35:36I don't get cute,
35:37drop-dead gorgeous.
35:38I don't get cute,
35:39drop-dead gorgeous.
35:40I don't get cute,
35:41drop-dead gorgeous.
35:41Looking good,
35:42feeling gorgeous.
35:43Bitch, bitch,
35:44bitch, bitch,
35:50I don't get cute,
35:51I get drop-dead gorgeous.
36:03Follow this act,
36:04you bitches.
36:13Category is
36:15Swept Away.
36:16Up first,
36:18Discord Adams.
36:19Don't you just love
36:20riding a hog?
36:21My favorite.
36:22Swept Away,
36:23a runway outfit
36:24that flows in the wind.
36:26Bitch,
36:27I'm a motorcycle.
36:28I am metal,
36:29head to toe.
36:30I have flames
36:32shooting off of my back.
36:33This is very punk.
36:34This is very metal.
36:36This look is
36:37very loudly, Discord.
36:39And it's another look
36:40that was made
36:40from the minds
36:41of the House of Atoms.
36:46Michelle,
36:47can you handlebar this?
36:48I can.
36:49She's a motocross dresser.
36:53Jane, don't.
36:54Jane was born
36:55with a silver spoon
36:56with a silver spoon
36:57on her head.
36:59My look is
37:00a gorgeous,
37:01Erte-inspired
37:03showgirl costume,
37:04so I wanted
37:05to give something
37:06that had that kind
37:07of art deco,
37:081910s, 1920s vibe.
37:10I have 20 pounds
37:12of sequined fringe
37:13hanging off
37:14both of my arms.
37:15I should have done reps
37:16before I wore this costume,
37:17but I'm keeping
37:18those arms extended.
37:20I love this look.
37:21Jane, can you go
37:21stage right?
37:22There's some dust
37:23over there.
37:24You got it.
37:26Great work.
37:26Yes, sweep me up
37:27before you go-go.
37:30Juicy love Dion.
37:31Don't you hate
37:32folding a fitted sheet?
37:33This is obviously
37:34a queen-size fitted sheet.
37:36Mama, I'm serving
37:37drama on the runway.
37:38Super model
37:39that got stuck
37:40in the strings
37:41of a parachute.
37:42And that's what I'm giving
37:43with this Linda Evangelista
37:45type of hair.
37:46I know that that parachute
37:47is getting some life
37:48behind me
37:49and continues to move
37:50even when I stop.
37:51I feel like I'm shooting
37:52for Vogue right now.
37:53I think I'm eating this.
37:54Juicy, you ate that.
37:56Someone finally
37:57invented something
37:58to catch your farts in.
38:02Darlene Mitchell.
38:03Reporting from
38:04the Hurricane Zone.
38:04Forecast calls
38:05for a 69% chance
38:07that she's a whore.
38:10Is a storm coming?
38:11I sure hope not
38:12because this fabric umbrella
38:13covered in feathers
38:14ain't gonna do shit.
38:15I'm just your everyday girl
38:17trying to hold this pose
38:18fiercely,
38:19but this wind
38:20just won't let up, girl.
38:22And I am giving
38:24supermodel couture down,
38:26but it wouldn't be me
38:27if it wasn't
38:28tacky as heck.
38:29Well, they said
38:29there was a cold front
38:30moving in.
38:31Hey, you remember
38:31Mary Poppins?
38:32Yeah.
38:33This is Mary Poopins.
38:34Ooh.
38:35Up next,
38:36Kenya Pleaser.
38:38Kenya Pleaser?
38:39More like Kenya Breezer.
38:41I am gone
38:43with the wind fabulous, baby.
38:44And I'm giving you
38:45black afro fairy down, honey.
38:47I have on
38:48my fairy wing
38:50in this gorgeous
38:52iridescent lavender color.
38:53I want little girls
38:54to see this and be like,
38:55mama, look at that
38:55little black fairy.
38:56I want to be her
38:57when I grow up.
38:57It is cutesy,
38:58it's body positive,
38:59and honey,
39:00most importantly,
39:01it's black.
39:02When Tinkerbell
39:03is looking good as hell.
39:05Mikey Meeks.
39:06Neely O'Hara,
39:07live at the Flamingo Vegas.
39:10Apparently she's
39:11the gust of honor.
39:12Oh, okay.
39:13I am covering the stage
39:14in 20 yards
39:15of orange chiffon,
39:17so you cannot miss me.
39:19The fan is blowing,
39:20my hair is up.
39:21I feel so beautiful
39:22in this moment.
39:23I wanted to pay tribute
39:25to the divas
39:25who raised me,
39:27who would perform
39:28with a spotlight,
39:29a fan,
39:30and some flowing fabric,
39:31and that is the act
39:32I'm giving.
39:33What an airhead.
39:35Oh, she just got
39:36her second wind.
39:39Nene Coco.
39:40This is a very
39:41earnest performance.
39:44I am a widow
39:45in mourning.
39:46I am headed
39:47to the seaside
39:47to scatter
39:48the ashes
39:49of my loved ones.
39:50Oh no, my tissue.
39:51It's camp.
39:52It's sad.
39:53It's funny.
39:54I created this look
39:55monochromatic black
39:56from head to toe,
39:57fit for a funeral,
39:58but the skirt
39:59is riding up
40:00a little bit high.
40:02Maybe she'll find
40:03her next man
40:03at the beach.
40:04What you gonna do
40:05with all that ash?
40:09Welcome, queens.
40:10It's time
40:10for the judges' critiques.
40:13First up,
40:14Discord Adams.
40:15This look tonight,
40:16I wouldn't really call it
40:17blowing in the wind
40:18in any way.
40:19There's a little bit.
40:19I think it's kind of
40:20stiff up here.
40:21However, you have
40:22a great sense of style.
40:23You're always edgy.
40:24Tonight you look like
40:25Suzanne Barsh.
40:26Oh, thank you.
40:27Opening the toast
40:28is a really tough position
40:30because you've got
40:30to set the tone.
40:31There was a little bit
40:32of a stumble.
40:33But, you know...
40:33Your drink spilled.
40:34Uh-oh.
40:34And I don't know
40:35that you ever got
40:36back in front of it.
40:37Someone once told me
40:38in live TV
40:39to embrace the mistakes.
40:40So it would have been
40:41more fun if you just
40:42kept saying like,
40:42well, when is someone
40:43going to refill my drink?
40:44But we've got to be
40:45stronger than any mistake
40:46that is thrown in our way.
40:47I loved the runs you did
40:49with Alyssa, the honor,
40:50the come on her, right?
40:52Very funny.
40:53Could it have been funnier?
40:54Yeah, it definitely
40:55could have been funnier.
40:56Up next, Jane Don't.
40:58This look is so beautiful
40:59and his hat,
41:01it's just the right amount
41:02of rum to make it great.
41:03A shape we don't usually
41:04see on our heads.
41:05Right?
41:06Uh, excuse me,
41:06is that not just
41:07four times my hair?
41:09Awkward.
41:09I'm so sorry.
41:10What am I, chopped liver?
41:11Good.
41:12In the toast,
41:13you looked so glamorous
41:14in that red crystal gown.
41:17It was very Marilyn.
41:17I just loved it.
41:18And it is hard
41:19to be so beautiful
41:20and then go and be funny.
41:22I live that every day
41:23of my life.
41:25You do a very good job
41:26with the whole complimenting
41:28and then the dig.
41:29But I don't want
41:29to bring up your teeth.
41:29You're so smart
41:30and naturally
41:31such a comedy queen.
41:33Just wonderful.
41:34This is what you do.
41:35And there was no doubt
41:36that you would deliver.
41:37Wonderful night for you.
41:39Up next,
41:40Juicy Love Dion.
41:41I love this outfit.
41:42Not only is it beautiful,
41:44but it allows
41:45for a real moment
41:46on the runway
41:47with the fan.
41:48But the toast
41:50was a challenge for you.
41:51Wow.
41:52What you were lacking
41:53was the confidence.
41:55Your jokes
41:56were almost too nice.
41:57I needed you to take it
41:59a lot further.
42:00And if you weren't
42:01going to take it further,
42:02then you needed
42:02to take the character further.
42:04Being a character is hard.
42:05It's about showing it
42:07instead of just saying it.
42:08You haven't quite
42:09found your voice yet,
42:10your point of view.
42:12And that's what
42:12was missing tonight.
42:14Up next,
42:15Darlene Mitchell.
42:16You gave us more
42:17than just a look
42:18on a runway.
42:19You gave us comedy.
42:20That makes it so much fun.
42:23In the toast,
42:24you swung so far.
42:25Honk, honk.
42:26It wasn't about
42:27the punchline.
42:28It was about
42:28what is she going
42:29to do next?
42:31And then halfway through,
42:31you're like doing
42:32this weird Kristen Wiig thing
42:34where she's like,
42:34eee.
42:35And then you topped
42:36it off at the end
42:37with those hideous shoes.
42:41Whatever you do,
42:42do not throw away
42:43those shoes.
42:45You just let loose.
42:47That's what you want
42:48to see.
42:48You will work
42:49for the rest of your life
42:50doing that act.
42:53Great night for you,
42:54Darlene.
42:56Up next,
42:57the widow Coco.
42:58This is so beautiful.
42:59Like, I want to go
43:00to this funeral.
43:00And you had a moment
43:02throwing the ashes
43:03in the air.
43:03That's another clever
43:04way to think
43:04what I'm going to do
43:05when there's a big fan
43:06pointed at me.
43:07At one point,
43:08your skirt hiked up
43:09a little bit
43:09and we could see
43:09the garters there,
43:10which are the moment
43:12of this whole outfit.
43:13Yeah.
43:14Yeah.
43:16Seriously,
43:16in the toast.
43:17Yeah.
43:18Celebrity.
43:19I understood
43:20what the kids
43:21were saying
43:22when they said
43:22that it could come
43:23across as mean.
43:24I think you're
43:25your biggest doubter
43:26because of this.
43:27Yeah.
43:28You need to find a way
43:28to put a little lube on it
43:30before you just
43:31stick it right in.
43:32Okay.
43:33Clocking the moments
43:34of when you are
43:35getting laughs
43:36is really important
43:36to finding the voice
43:37in comedy.
43:38There were really
43:39great jokes
43:40that were social commentary.
43:41We have the same
43:42shade of foundation,
43:44white privilege.
43:45It's just about
43:45leaning into that.
43:47Kenya Pleaser.
43:48I love the color
43:49of this outfit.
43:49It's not as dramatic
43:51as some of the other looks
43:52when the wind machine
43:53is on,
43:54but the color,
43:55perfection.
43:56Okay,
43:56talk about the toast.
43:57Jam, don't shake, girl.
43:59There's a quality
43:59in your voice.
44:00You command the stage.
44:02The problem was
44:03you didn't really
44:03have the jokes.
44:04There were some, Kenya,
44:06but we needed
44:08more laughs.
44:09You've gotten by
44:10with just
44:11how charismatic you are.
44:13You've already got
44:14everything it takes.
44:15You've already got
44:16everything it takes.
44:17You have already got
44:19everything it takes,
44:21but you need to invest
44:22in Kenya.
44:24You need to have
44:24a conversation
44:25with that little kid
44:26inside of you
44:26and understand
44:28you are a natural star.
44:31Coming from where
44:32I come from,
44:33I struggle with that
44:34on a daily basis.
44:35That little boy
44:36is just crying every day
44:38to be,
44:38I'm beautiful,
44:39I'm wanted.
44:42And for me to be
44:43on this stage
44:44is such a blessing
44:45and an honor.
44:47And I don't want
44:47to take it for granted
44:48at all.
44:51Tonight, hopefully,
44:52this is a big lesson
44:53for you.
44:54A big lesson
44:55for you.
44:57All right,
44:58up in my favorite color,
45:00Mikey Meeks.
45:01So you put yourself last.
45:02That is a big,
45:04big seat
45:04to fill.
45:06And I thought
45:06you did a great job.
45:08You've got a real skill
45:09for understanding
45:10a setup
45:11and a punchline.
45:13Terrible.
45:14You were also doing
45:15a character
45:15that was very funny.
45:16Every time you would,
45:17she means it,
45:18but you were doing that too.
45:19It's a silliness
45:20in you
45:21that really comes out.
45:23It's really funny.
45:24You're another one.
45:25You've got a career
45:26in comedy
45:27and this outfit
45:28is gorgeous.
45:29Whatever you thought
45:30we were going to see,
45:32when that fan
45:32hit that outfit,
45:33double it by 10.
45:35Is that math?
45:36I don't know.
45:37I don't know.
45:37Incorrect,
45:37but we'll go with it.
45:38Yeah.
45:39Carry the one.
45:39Okay.
45:40It was Lana Turner
45:42in The Prodigal Son.
45:43Absolutely gorgeous.
45:45Very, very good night
45:45for you.
45:47Thank you, Queens.
45:48I think we've heard enough.
45:49While you untuck backstage,
45:51the judges and I
45:52will deliberate.
45:54All right.
45:55Now, just between us girlfriends,
45:56what do you think?
45:57Starting with
45:58Discord Adams.
45:59She was extremely confident.
46:01She just got thrown
46:02off her game.
46:03She did have jokes.
46:04She just didn't sell them.
46:05Just didn't super stand out
46:06as some of the other girls.
46:08All right.
46:08Jane Don't.
46:09Jane Don't,
46:10we knew was going to be good
46:11and she absolutely
46:13delivered it.
46:14She's so good on stage.
46:15That skill,
46:16you have it or you don't,
46:18Jane has it.
46:19All right.
46:19Juicy.
46:20For comedy,
46:21yeah,
46:21I think she still has
46:22a way to go
46:23with finding
46:24her perspective.
46:26Watching Juicy
46:26try her best
46:28in the toast tonight
46:29reminded me
46:30of that one time
46:31I took a hip-hop dance class.
46:32Aw.
46:34Wow.
46:37Darlene Mitchell.
46:38So this was
46:38the surprise of the night.
46:39She was wackadoodle.
46:41It was hilarious.
46:42We witnessed
46:43in real time
46:44her understanding
46:46how she
46:47does this.
46:48Yeah.
46:49It was brilliant.
46:50I appreciate a banana.
46:51Banana.
46:52Nene Coco.
46:54She had some funny jokes
46:55in there,
46:55but a lot of the stuff
46:56came across as mean.
46:57Who does your hair?
46:57And it's the delivery
46:58because the jokes
46:59were not any worse off
47:01than anybody else.
47:02I do think this will be
47:02a pivotal night for her
47:04in understanding
47:05how to move forward.
47:06There were ways
47:07she could have
47:07softened the blow.
47:08You did describe Michelle,
47:09by the way.
47:10I know I did.
47:11All right.
47:12Kenya, please her.
47:12Oh, Kenya has so much
47:14presence on that stage.
47:15You want to talk
47:16about charisma?
47:16What she didn't have
47:17was funny jokes.
47:19But a lot of times
47:20people don't have
47:21the personality,
47:22so at least there's that,
47:23right?
47:23She has that.
47:24Mikey Meeks.
47:25She's got it all.
47:26Confidence,
47:27looks,
47:28capability,
47:29all of it.
47:30She blew it out of the water.
47:32She was so funny.
47:33Tonight was a great night
47:34for Mikey Meeks.
47:36Yeah.
47:36I have three words.
47:37She crushed it.
47:40Silence.
47:40I have made my decision.
47:42Bring back my girls.
47:44Welcome back, queens.
47:46I've made some decisions.
47:51Jane Don't.
47:54Darlene Mitchell.
47:56Mikey Meeks.
47:58Your toasts and your runways
48:00blew us away.
48:01But one of you
48:03really popped our cork.
48:08Darlene Mitchell.
48:10Conjaculations.
48:11You're the winner
48:12of this week's challenge.
48:13Yes, Darlene.
48:16Oh, my God.
48:18You've won a cash tip
48:19of $5,000.
48:21I just won
48:23the roast.
48:27Banana!
48:30Jane, Mikey,
48:32you three may step
48:33to the back of the stage.
48:38Discord Adams.
48:40On the runway,
48:41you are on fire.
48:43But your toast
48:44wasn't so hot.
48:47Kenya Pleaser.
48:48On the runway,
48:49you took flight.
48:50But when it came
48:51to the toast,
48:52you didn't land it.
48:55Kenya,
48:56I'm sorry, my dear,
48:57but you are up
48:59for elimination.
49:02In the bottom two
49:04again.
49:06Discord.
49:08You're safe.
49:11Juicy love, Dionne.
49:13On the runway,
49:15you had the material.
49:17In the toast,
49:18not so much.
49:21Nini Coco,
49:22on the runway,
49:23you were to die for,
49:25but your toast
49:26didn't kill.
49:31Nini Coco,
49:34you are safe.
49:37Oh, fuck.
49:38Oh, I love both
49:40of these queens
49:40so much.
49:41You may join
49:42the other girls.
49:45Juicy,
49:46I'm sorry, my dear,
49:47but you are up
49:48for elimination.
49:50You know,
49:50me and Kenya
49:51are kind of
49:51in the same spot right now.
49:52This is our third time
49:53lip-syncing each,
49:54but if I have to
49:56lip-sync
49:57against every single
49:58one of you
49:58to make it to the end,
50:00I sure will.
50:01Two queens
50:01stand before me.
50:03Ladies,
50:04this is your last chance
50:05to impress me
50:07and save yourself
50:09from elimination.
50:13The time has come
50:15for you to lip-sync
50:19for your life.
50:26no matter
50:26how good she is,
50:28I refuse
50:28to not go out
50:30with a motherfucking fight,
50:31girl.
50:32Good luck
50:33and don't
50:34fuck it up.
50:44Turn around
50:45Every now and then
50:47I get a little bit lonely
50:49and you're never
50:49coming around
50:50Turn around
50:52Every now and then
50:54I get a little bit tired
50:55of listening to
50:57the sound of my tears
50:58Turn around
50:59Every now and then
51:01I get a little bit nervous
51:02that the best
51:03of all the years
51:04have gone by
51:05Turn around
51:06Every now and then
51:08I get a little bit terrified
51:10and then I see
51:11the look in your eyes
51:12Turn around
51:13Every now and then
51:16I pull apart
51:17And I'll leave you
51:19now to mine
51:20And I'll leave you
51:22all that ever
51:24And if you want me
51:26hold me tight
51:27We'll be holding on
51:30forever
51:30And we'll only
51:32be making it right
51:34This will never be wrong
51:36Together we can
51:37take it to the end
51:38of the line
51:39Love is like a shadow
51:41on me all of the time
51:44I don't know what to do
51:46I'm always in the dark
51:48Living in a party
51:49can't give up
51:50Know to mine
51:51accordingly
51:52We're trying to
51:57Live
51:58Or I've been
52:10I'm 不'mors
52:12Start to
52:13chaud
52:13hearts気
52:21My heart's gonna roll.
52:34Queens, I've made my decision.
52:42Juicy love Dion, shantay you stay.
52:46You may join the other girls.
52:52I love you so much. Thank you.
52:55Can you please her? The answer is, yes, you can.
53:01Now, sashay away.
53:04Ru, from the bottom of my heart, I want to say thank you
53:08for allowing me to show this little black gay boy from South Carolina
53:14that he is beautiful, that he is loved.
53:17Thank you for allowing me to be that representation.
53:22Yes, yes.
53:29The question still stands, RuPaul.
53:32Can you please her?
53:41I'm jumbled up in emotions. I don't know how to feel, because I thought I was going to slay this
53:44challenge.
53:45So, I am shocked that way.
53:47To all the little boys out there that I know is going to be watching this, scared in their room,
53:51bitch, under the cover, trying to have that previous channel button on lock, you are fabulous.
53:55You are enough, and you can become whatever you want to. Chase your dreams. Because I chased mine. Bitch, I
54:01made it to Hollywood. It is not over. Honey, this is just the first taste.
54:05I love y'all. At least I'm going out cute, bitch.
54:10Pantragulations, queens. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:16Can I get an amen up in here?
54:17Amen.
54:18Alright, now let the music play.
54:20Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race, you need to turn these dashing desperados into dazzling dolls.
54:27Damn! These are men!
54:29Oh, Jesus. Girl, this ain't going to work.
54:33I know that I can bring this together.
54:35You just wait until we get to the main stage.
54:40Literally, when you walked out, I said, what episode of Parent Trap is this?
54:44It just didn't make any fucking sense, and I hate it.
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