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M&Ms Commercials (USA) 1980-2014
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00:11Done at last!
00:13Well, jeez, how about some M&M's?
00:18I didn't know!
00:21Where M&M's chocolate candies go, there's bound to be some fun, you know, is it right?
00:27And colorful wonderland, all the world loves M&M's!
00:32Pure milk chocolate is joy for everyone!
00:35M&M's chocolate candies, the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
00:39See you later!
00:41Playin' hands in M&M's!
00:43Chocolate candies!
00:44Playin' hands in M&M's!
00:47All hands love M&M's, cause the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
00:52Fresh roasted peanut in the center, milk chocolate and a candy shell!
00:57Elated hands in M&M's, deflated hands in M&M's!
01:02All hands love M&M's, cause the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
01:07M&M's chocolate candies!
01:18M&M's!
01:24M&M's!
01:27M&M's!
01:31M&M's!
01:50M&M's!
01:52M&M's!
01:53M&M's!
01:57M&M's!
02:07M&M's!
02:08M&M's!
02:09M&M's!
02:31M&M's!
02:32M&M's!
02:34M&M's!
02:36M&M's!
02:38M&M's!
02:57M&M's!
03:10M&M's!
03:19M&M's!
03:22M&M's!
03:25M&M's!
03:41M&M's!
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04:15M&M's!
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04:24M&M's!
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04:26M&M's!
04:27M&M's!
04:28M&M's!
04:29M&M's!
04:30M&M's!
04:31M&M's!
04:33M&M's!
04:41are you my new co-pilot no shh hurry
04:47Chris
04:50what's America's favorite chocolate melts in your mouth melts in your mouth not in your hand
04:59M&M's M&M's M&M's M&M's I'm an M&M's chocolate sitter and he's a peanut a roasted
05:07in pure milk chocolate
05:11so there's no chocolate mess
05:17mmm look
05:19guess what's in her hand
05:20M&M's
05:22M&M's milk chocolate melts in your mouth
05:24not in your hand
05:26M&M's
05:29two of your favorites
05:31M&M's and peanut butter
05:34are together at last
05:42introducing M&M's peanut butter chocolate candies
05:45pure milk chocolate
05:46real peanut butter
05:47your favorite chocolate candy
05:49now with creamy peanut butter
05:51new M&M's peanut butter chocolate candies
05:54the best thing to happen to peanut butter
05:56since jelly
05:58who can bring together
06:00bring together
06:01people everywhere
06:03oh yeah
06:04we can put our hand
06:06full of magic in the air
06:07M&M's can
06:09M&M's can
06:10every day across America
06:12people share a smile with M&M's
06:14M&M's can
06:15M&M's can
06:16the milk chocolate melts in your mouth
06:18not in your hand
06:19so have a hand full of smiles
06:22now there's new M&M's peanut butter chocolate candies
06:25try them
06:29two of your favorites
06:30M&M's and peanut butter
06:32are together at last
06:34M&M's peanut butter chocolate candies
06:38the best thing to happen to peanut butter
06:40since jelly
06:42all right you little chocolates
06:44fall in
06:45who's made of delicious milk chocolate
06:47we are sir
06:48I can't hear you
06:49who's made of rich delicious absolutely unique milk chocolate
06:53we are sir
06:54and who's covered with a thin colorful candy shell
06:57we are sir
06:57so the milk chocolate
06:59melt in your mouth not in your hands sir
07:01keep it up and you'll earn those M's
07:03M's will march mile after mile
07:05to make you open your hand and smile
07:07uh there's nothing like the sound of chocolate on the march
07:13wow look at them
07:14isn't that almonds
07:16I didn't recognize them in lavender
07:17everyone likes to dress up for the holidays
07:19so do we
07:20M&M's holidays
07:21delicious milk chocolate and easter colors
07:23tell me the truth
07:24am I too short for aqua
07:26no you're not too short
07:27you're too round
07:29wow
07:30uh look who we have here
07:31just your friendly neighborhood M&M's
07:33sit down
07:34the same M&M's that come in the back
07:36same ones
07:37only bigger
07:39with a colorful shell
07:40just like this
07:41the actor's catching on
07:43and rich milk chocolate on the inside
07:45yes
07:46oh then I'm really glad you came by
07:48why is that
07:49cause I'm all out
07:50which one of you is peanut
07:52uh he is
07:54I hear he's delicious
07:55so long buddy
07:58hey you must be the new blue M&M's
08:02how's it feel being the new guys
08:03go ahead come on
08:06get back in the bag
08:07well that was a brilliant idea
08:09I'm dizzy
08:10the new blue M&M's
08:11except no imitations
08:14traveling with any baggage
08:15yeah
08:16here he comes now
08:20hey what are you looking at
08:22hey no peanut jokes
08:24I feel so violated
08:26what is so suspicious
08:28about candy coated chocolates
08:30who walk and talk
08:31I guess you gotta check out everybody though
08:33wow
08:34great casting job
08:36excuse me gorgeous
08:38is this a snack flight
08:41it is now
08:44red why are we in Rome Italy
08:46to announce that because our two M's
08:48are the Roman numeral for 2000
08:50we will be the official spokes candies
08:52of the new millennium
08:53we had to come to Rome to say that
08:55no but it's a free trip
08:56charge that to M&M's
08:58capici
09:00so I said to the guy
09:01I can't keep running like this
09:04I mean
09:05how do you think I feel
09:06being tracked down like some wild animal
09:08look at me
09:09crispy center
09:10milk chocolate
09:11of course I'm paranoid
09:12I'm the new crispy M&M's
09:15I'm irresistible
09:17this is no way to live
09:19nobody knows what it's like
09:21to be hunted for food
09:22nobody
09:26uh hold that turkey burger
09:28thanks
09:33what are you doing
09:35what
09:36you're eating M&M's
09:37yeah
09:38sure are you
09:39I'm not an M&M
09:43you don't eat your own kind
09:44it's unnatural
09:48here give me
09:49oh I like crispy
09:52give me the bags
09:56oh that's just disturbing
10:01hey the new M&M's
10:03dulce de leche caramel
10:04nope
10:05not us
10:05no way
10:06we'll see about that
10:07repeat
10:08chocolate and dulce de leche
10:10have combined within me
10:12chocolate and dulce de leche
10:14have combined within me
10:16I am rich and creamy
10:17I am rich and creamy
10:18it's okay the doctor
10:19tased me
10:20hey what
10:22what
10:22repeat
10:22if the M&M's talk
10:24I cannot eat them
10:25the M&M's talk
10:25I cannot eat them
10:26hmm close call
10:27new M&M's dulce de leche caramel
10:29an irresistible temptation
10:37what is he doing
10:39he is looking for the bag
10:40he is looking for the bag
10:40of all purple M&M's
10:41why purple
10:43because purple won the global color vote
10:45if he finds the bag
10:47he could win 100 million yen
10:48that's over 700,000 dollars
10:50yes roughly
10:53commence operation go go
10:55look in bags you can win
10:57look in bags you can win
10:59look in bags you can win
11:04there's no way he could afford that apartment
11:06he's a milkman
11:07that's so fake
11:10shh
11:11oh she is hot
11:12did you call your brother
11:14shut up
11:15I love you
11:15I've always loved you
11:18got the blue wire
11:19quiet
11:19got the blue wire
11:21doctor
11:41sorry kid nothing rhymes with orange
11:43chocolate is better in color
11:53next year we'll spring for the limo
11:56stay tuned for red's red carpet tips
11:59only on the tv guide channel
12:03red's red carpet tips
12:12arrive fashionably late
12:17know your poses
12:18ready
12:19the shoot and wink
12:20the kissy face
12:21the over the shoulder
12:22the slimmer
12:23red
12:24the press hog
12:25I'm stuck
12:26the statue
12:28the mannequin
12:29always be seen with an entourage
12:31where's your entourage
12:41boost your confidence with a healthy tan
12:45with a healthy tan
12:47you know what goes great with a tan
12:50pants
12:51pants
12:53there's no such thing as too much collagen
12:56uh red
12:57I can't feel my face
13:05show up in something wild
13:07oh that is so four years ago
13:10bad duck
13:36I'd like to know
13:37where you got the notion
13:38to rock the boat
13:40don't rock the boat baby
13:42rock the boat
13:43don't tip the boat over
13:44rock the boat
13:45don't rock the boat baby
13:46rock the boat
13:47don't tip the boat over
14:03This is the day
14:05Your life will surely change
14:08This is the day
14:12When things fall into play
14:15There's an Eminem in everyone
14:17Find yours at becomeanm&m.com
14:21Hey, that ice cream looks just like you
14:24No, it doesn't
14:31Maybe a little
14:32New Eminem's ice cream treats
14:52Do you need some help?
14:59Eminem's, have them at your Super Bowl party
15:00Hey, look, we're on the guest list
15:03Ah, that's the menu
15:27Five Eminem's characters
15:29But only one will come out on top
15:31In this year's Eminem's character vote
15:33Text the name of your vote to 90822
15:38Oh, look at Kyle Busch out there
15:39Yeah, he is all over the track
15:41I mean, what has gotten into him today?
15:43Oh, that cannot be good
15:45Oh, unbelievable
15:46Whoa, look out
15:47Wait a minute, is Kyle in reverse?
15:49Yeah, you don't see that every day
15:51Okay, that is bad, bad driving
15:54This is not like Kyle at all
15:57Are we winning?
15:58Uh, I thought you were looking
16:02Eminem's makes race day more fun
16:05What is Kyle making?
16:08So then I said, Mr. Prime Minister
16:10I'm flattered that you love chocolate
16:12But I'm here strictly in a professional
16:15What's wrong with him?
16:16He thinks you're naked
16:18My shell is brown
16:19It just looks like my milk chocolate is showing
16:21Only a fool would think I'd actually show up naked
16:24So it's that kind of party
16:26Hit it!
16:27I'm sexy and I know it
16:28Ay!
16:30Look at that body
16:31Look at that body
16:33Look at that body
16:35I work out
16:37Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
16:53And I would do anything
16:56Anything for love
16:58Oh, I would do anything for love
17:03I would do anything for love
17:08But I won't do that
17:11No
17:14No, I won't do that
17:17Or that
17:18Or this
17:19And no
17:20Not this
17:21Definitely not this
17:22No, I just won't do
17:25Happy thoughts
17:26Happy
17:27No
17:28It's burning my eyes
17:30Just not what you are thinking of
17:34It hurts, but I kind of like it
17:37Where do anything for love
17:39Just not
17:40No, no, no, no, no, no
17:43Ooh, and I pick you
17:45I'll name you
17:47Cornelius Pumperdinkle
17:51Only one in 100 are lucky enough to become America's favorite nut
17:55Yeah早comings
17:59There's
17:59no Oh I
17:59know I don't
17:59know No No No
17:59You
18:00Nope
18:00it's worth? No Whatever Remember sprong
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