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Un amable vecino de Lucas ( Royal Dano ) cree que él es el presidente Lincoln.
Estrellas invitadas: Royal Dano , Charles Cooper , KT Stevens y Pick Temple.
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00:03The Rifleman
00:11Starring Chuck Connors
00:58You've almost got him thin, Pa!
01:00Only one shoulder, referee.
01:07He's got your thin good, Pa.
01:10You heard the referee.
01:12I give up.
01:16Lucas, you're not just humoring me because I'm the president.
01:19My word of honor, Mr. Lincoln.
01:29Abe.
01:30You get those bony knees off of Lucas.
01:32Oh, we was just having a little harmless fun, Sister Emma.
01:36Why are we, Lucas?
01:38I'll let you know how harmless after Doc takes a look at my back.
01:42I'm ashamed of you, Abe.
01:44Good rub, Dallas.
01:45It's a horse liniment, and you'll be as good as new.
01:48Is this a way to treat a guest, and on your birthday?
01:51Well, I'll write my apology into the congressional record.
01:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:21They sure look like you, Mr. Lincoln.
02:23Well, unfortunately, they do.
02:25Mr. Brady was a great artist, but even he couldn't change a baboon into a peacock.
02:30Oh, you've got a nice face, Abe, when it's clean.
02:34Well, a baboon is what they call me in the newspaper.
02:37That was a long time ago.
02:39Now, come and cut your cake.
02:44Oh, Abe, first you make a wish, and then you blow out the candle.
02:49Yeah, of course.
02:50A wish.
03:02Man, my poor darling, Ed.
03:09Blow out the candle, Mr. Lincoln.
03:12The wind and the rain beating on her grave.
03:18My, but you've grown, Mark, just in these last few months.
03:22I expect I have, ma'am.
03:25You studying hard at school?
03:27I'm doing the best I can.
03:31Twelve months' schooling's all they've Lincoln ever had.
03:47How, how sings the ranch, Lucas?
03:51Everything's fine, Mr. Lincoln.
03:53I'm delighted to hear it.
03:56Man with a hoe is the backbone of the country.
03:59Well, how are the good citizens of North Fork, Ferry?
04:02Nothing unusual to report.
04:04Babies are being born, old folks dying.
04:06But there's more born than dying,
04:07so imagine in a year or two we'll just be a regular city.
04:11You know, I have a hankerun to see North Fork again.
04:14Now, Abe.
04:15We can bring him back in the morning, Emma.
04:17I don't like leaving him alone, Lucas.
04:20Okay, Emma, no harm will come to me.
04:22It's been a long time since I've been out of the house.
04:25I'm of the people, sister.
04:28I've got to get out and see the people every once in a while.
04:30Get to know what they're feeling firsthand.
04:35All right, Abe.
04:36But you behave yourself now.
04:38Is my frock coat pressed?
04:39Oh, it's hanging in your closet.
04:41But it smells of camphor.
04:42Wear something else.
04:43Well, I can't, Emma.
04:45People expect to see me in my frock coat.
04:49Look after him, Lucas.
04:50Oh, don't worry, Emma.
04:51We'll take good care of him.
04:52You go on up and help him dress.
04:53All right.
04:58Who's Anne?
04:59Oh, I expect he was talking about Anne Rutledge, son.
05:01She was Abraham Lincoln's sweetheart, they say.
05:04She died.
05:06Golly, he really thinks he's Abraham Lincoln, doesn't he?
05:09Well, he lost his own sweetheart during the war.
05:13He sure is loony.
05:14Mark.
05:15I'm sorry, Pa, but...
05:18Well, you know what I mean.
05:20Well, let's just say he's a strange man, son.
05:22But he's also a kind man and a gentle man.
05:25Oh, I know, Pa, and I like him, but...
05:28I just don't understand what makes him pretend like that all the time.
05:32Well, son, everybody pretends sometimes during his life.
05:36As a matter of fact, when you were a little boy, three or four years old,
05:38you had a little friend named Jesse.
05:41I don't remember any of Jesse.
05:43Well, he was a little fella you dreamed up in your imagination.
05:47As a matter of fact, you used to make your mother set an extra place at the table for him
05:50every night.
05:52I wonder what made me do that.
05:54Well, son, I imagine you were lonely.
05:56You needed a friend, so you made him up.
05:58Oh, yeah, Pa, but that's only kid stuff.
06:01Well, son, grown-ups pretend for different reasons.
06:05Sometimes it's a means of running away from, well, from a reality they can't face.
06:11What happened to him?
06:13The war wounded some in strange, unaccountable ways, Mark.
06:20Abe is ready.
06:26Now, before we go, Lucas, I've got a little present here for Tad.
06:31That was Mr. Lincoln's son.
06:35It's a souvenir from old Abe.
06:37Mr. Lincoln, I don't think the boy's old enough to handle guns.
06:40This is a colt that U.S. Grant carried when he took Vicksburg.
06:44I'd like the boy to have it.
06:45I know, but I don't think Lucas...
06:47It gives the president great pleasure to give it to the boy.
06:55All right, Mark, you can take it.
07:00Thank you, Mr. Lincoln.
07:02Shall we go?
07:04Oh, I can't go with you.
07:05I've got to get supper ready.
07:06We'll be home about 5 o'clock, so.
07:08Enjoy yourself in town, Mr. Lincoln.
07:10Yeah, I will.
07:10You behave yourself, Abe.
07:11Yes, ma'am, I will.
07:13It's a fine day to meet the good citizens of North Fork.
07:17Bye.
07:17Bye.
07:44Would you like to stop by the hotel and rest a bit, Mr. Lincoln?
07:46Oh, I've been resting up all year for this, Lucas.
07:49Let's stretch our legs a bit.
07:51All right.
07:53Four, five, six, seven, seven, eight, nine, ten...
08:00Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
08:03Fourteen, thirteen.
08:05How are you, Mr. Lincoln?
08:06In robust health, thank you, Susan.
08:08You faring any better with your schoolwork?
08:10Yes, sir.
08:11Teacher says since Mom gave me that tonic, I've been real smart.
08:15Columbus discovered America in 1492.
08:19George Washington signed a declaration of independence in 1776.
08:24Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809 and was assessed...
08:29Go on.
08:31And signed a proclamation of emancipation in 1862.
08:35Bye, Mr. Lincoln.
08:39Good morning, Mr. Lincoln.
08:40Good morning, Mr. Lincoln.
08:41Good morning, Lucas.
08:42Sure is nice to see you at North Fork.
08:44Well, thank you very much.
08:46And how is business?
08:47It's looking up.
08:48Well, you know, those are the reports I've been getting from all over the country.
08:51It's looking up.
08:53That's a fine-looking rail splitter you got there.
08:56Yeah, it sure is.
08:59Well, good day, Mr. McKeever.
09:00Well, good day, Mr. Lincoln.
09:02Good day, Lucas.
09:08Uh, Lucas, uh, do you think that we might...
09:10Now, Mr. Lincoln, you know you're a teetotaler.
09:13Well, just a glass of water, Lucas.
09:14Oh, Lucas, by the way, that wood saw you ordered came in.
09:18You go on in, Mr. Lincoln.
09:19I'll be right back.
09:20Bye.
09:25Mr. Lincoln, we're honored to have you in town, sir.
09:28What's my pleasure, Mr. Swenson.
09:30Can I buy you a beer?
09:31No, thank you.
09:32A long, cold drink of water, please.
09:35It's been a long, dry journey.
09:37That road on a day like this can be fierce.
09:40Gentlemen, I give you the union.
09:43The union!
09:44Mr. Lincoln, in your honor.
09:53When I was young, I used to wait on Master and bring him his plate, pass down the bottle when
10:02he got dry, and brush away the blue-tailed fly.
10:07Jimmy, black corn, I don't care.
10:10Jimmy, black corn, I don't care.
10:13Jimmy, black corn, I don't care.
10:16My master's gone away.
10:21The map says this is North Fork.
10:24I think we're lost somewhere in Bedlam.
10:28Bedlam?
10:29That's a madhouse.
10:33I want to meet my president.
10:35Oh, now, don't cause trouble, Mr. Yorty.
10:37He ain't bothered you.
10:39Mr. Lincoln!
10:40Huh?
10:41Yes?
10:42Don't you recognize me, Mr. Lincoln?
10:44Oh, no, I don't, young fellow.
10:45Sir, you must be a stranger around North Fork.
10:49That's right.
10:50I'm from Virginia.
10:52I'm General Robert E. Lee.
10:56Why don't you go back to your table, mister?
11:00Thank you very much, Mr. Swenson.
11:02But I think I can conduct this conversation with this good man.
11:07I'm not a good man, Mr. Lincoln.
11:09I'm a bad man.
11:12I'm John Wilkes Booth.
11:16Bang, bang, you're dead.
11:19You're joshing me, sir.
11:21John Wilkes Booth is a tragedian.
11:24And you, sir, are a cheap clown.
11:28See, Mr. President, I'd sure enjoy listening.
11:33Do you recite Gettysburg Address?
11:39This is not the battlefield.
11:41This is a saloon.
11:44And you, sir, are drunk.
11:46You're fond of drunks, Miss Lincoln.
11:49Why, I tell when they criticized General Grant for drinking a mine too much.
11:53You said, find out the brand and give some to my other generals.
11:59Why are you taunting me?
12:01You're loco.
12:02Do you hear me?
12:04You're loco is John Brown, whose body lies emulterin' in the grave.
12:10John Brown, who shot my father down in cold-blooded Harper's Ferry.
12:16Will you accept my apologies?
12:19I mean you no harm, citizen.
12:21I'm not your citizen, Mr. Loco.
12:25Mr. Lincoln is my name.
12:27All right, if you're Mr. Lincoln, you know who I am.
12:31Jack Armstrong.
12:36Jack Armstrong was a good wrestler.
12:38That's right.
12:40You want to take me home?
12:47I'd be proud to oblige you, sir.
12:50Mr. Swenson?
12:59I'm coming at you, Mr. Lincoln.
13:03I'm coming at you.
13:04I'm coming at you.
13:05Come on, Mr. Lincoln.
13:06Get him.
13:08Get him good, Mr. Lincoln.
13:09Come on in.
13:10Get him good.
13:11Uh-oh.
13:14Uh-oh.
13:15Get him.
13:16Get him.
13:16That's it.
13:16Now you got him.
13:17Now you got him.
13:19Now you got him.
13:19Now you got him.
13:19Right there.
13:20Get him good, Mr. Lincoln.
13:21Get him good.
13:22Get him good, Mr. Lincoln.
13:24Get him good, Mr. Lincoln.
13:24Get him good, Mr. Lincoln.
13:25Now you got him.
13:26Now you got him.
13:27Now you got him.
13:28Now you got him.
13:29Break him in too.
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14:31¿He broke my arm?
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16:55¡Ah, está?
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17:12No, no, no.
17:35And then kill him.
17:38Nice work, Mr. President.
17:40Well, if any blinking can't split logs, who can't?
17:42You two like to go hunting?
17:44I'm going to look for a couple of rabbits for dinner.
17:46Oh, no, Pa.
17:47We're going to stay here and split some more logs.
17:49All right, I'll be back in about an hour.
17:56Well, now, Ma.
17:58Maybe you can try one.
18:00Oh, no.
18:00Well, it takes me four or five whacks just to get one of those split.
18:05Well, none of you know how.
18:07You just have to concentrate on making that log your enemy.
18:12You say to yourself, if I don't split that log in one whack,
18:16something terrible is going to happen to me.
18:18Like, I'm going to come down with the drop seat.
18:22See?
18:23And then you put all your strength and all your mind right into this sledge.
18:28Eh?
18:30He did it again!
18:32Of course I did.
18:33You don't think I want to come down with the drop seat, do you?
18:37Here now.
18:42Well, now, you try it.
18:44Oh, I don't think I can.
18:46Sure you can.
18:47Now, just rear back.
18:49Steady now.
18:50Now, you've got to split this log in one whack.
18:54Or, um, your paw's crop is going to be smothered by a dust storm
18:59and you won't have anything to eat for a whole year but beans.
19:03I hate wings!
19:10It works, Mr. Lincoln.
19:12Well, you didn't think Abe Lincoln would lie to you.
19:16I better get these logs over to the woodshed.
19:37Mr. Lincoln!
19:39Well, good day, friend.
19:42Friend?
19:43Well, that's a mighty Christian attitude of yours to call me a friend.
19:47Now, you don't recognize me.
19:49You've got a short memory.
19:51Well, you're the fellow I wrestled with yesterday.
19:54I'm deeply sorry.
19:57You stay right where you are, Mr. President.
20:01Put down that sledge.
20:05I wasn't going to harm you, sir.
20:07You stand still and I won't hurt you.
20:12I'll put a bullet through your brain, you won't feel a thing.
20:15Now, friend, I...
20:16You can't get it through that poor, clouded brain of yours.
20:21I'm not your friend.
20:23I'm going to kill you.
20:26Why do you want to harm me?
20:28Because I am a great patriot of the South.
20:32You didn't believe me yesterday.
20:34But I'm really John Wilkes Booth and I'm here to assassinate you.
20:39Drop that gun, mister.
20:41Or I'll shoot.
20:44Drop it.
20:46I'll pull this trigger.
20:51Drop it!
20:52Mark!
20:53It's a souvenir gun.
20:54There are no bullets in it.
21:00Oh, please, mister.
21:02Don't shoot him.
21:06It's defenseless.
21:07You just stay where you are, sonny.
21:13You're worse off than I thought.
21:16You could have bluffed me.
21:18You could have taken away my gun.
21:21I...
21:22I didn't think about that.
21:24But I'm going to kill you.
21:27Or didn't you believe me?
21:30I believe you.
21:34Turn your head, Mark.
21:42Don't hurt him, Lucas.
21:43That's the Lord of McCain.
21:46Get out of here, mister.
21:48Right now.
21:50Sorry about the disturbance, Lucas.
21:55Poor fellow.
21:57War must have rattled his brain.
21:59It was loaded.
22:01Yes.
22:03Why did you tell me it wasn't?
22:05I could have shot him.
22:07I know.
22:09Of course, I...
22:11I'm not really so sure I could have.
22:14I know.
22:17We've just been through a bloody war, Mark.
22:20Boy, it's not much older than you finding out whether they could or couldn't pull the trigger.
22:27Something I hope you never have to find out.
22:40Jimmy Crackhorn and I don't care.
22:43Jimmy Crackhorn and I don't care.
22:46Jimmy Crackhorn and I don't care.
22:50My master's gone away.
22:58Hello, Abe.
22:59Hello, sister.
23:03Did he behave himself, Lucas?
23:04You'd have been proud of him, Emma.
23:06He behaved just the way a great man should.
23:09Thank you for everything, Lucas.
23:11Mark?
23:11It was our pleasure, Mr. President.
23:13Bye, Mr. Lincoln.
23:14Aren't you going to stay for a bite of supper?
23:16No, we've got to get home, Emma.
23:17Bye.
23:18Bye.
23:18Bye.
23:33What's the matter, son?
23:35Well, Pa, is it really on us what we do with Mr. Lincoln?
23:40Is it?
23:42Son, do you remember when your grandma used to live with us a long time ago?
23:47Well, I was pretty young, but I remember a little.
23:51Well, she was 88 years old then, kind of feeble, could hardly even see.
23:56But like the rest of us, she still wanted to feel alive and useful.
23:59So every morning she picked up her broom and swept out the kitchen.
24:03She didn't do a very good job.
24:05So your mother or I would have to do it all over again.
24:08Now, were we being honest with Grandma?
24:10Not really.
24:12You see, if it had been too honest, it would have been cruel.
24:14So we let her go on sweetened.
24:16Same thing with Abe.
24:18You see, son, it's not really a question of honesty.
24:22It's more a matter of kindness and understanding for a fellow human being.
24:30In other words, if you love someone, it just can't be dishonest.
24:33That's right, son.
25:02The Manifest
25:30Gracias por ver el video.
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