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Un viejo amigo excéntrico de Lucas llega a North Fork.
Actores invitados: Lawrence Dobkin , Sean McClory , Jack Elam
Actores invitados: Lawrence Dobkin , Sean McClory , Jack Elam
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00:03The Rifleman
00:11Starring Chuck Connors
00:32You really had to go the long way around
00:34To get yourself in a fix like this
00:37Gabby
00:39Bustin' through that fix
00:43Then we'll go get our hides pinned to the barn door by pull
00:46So you can get it quiet down
00:49Hello, Barnet
00:54Who are you?
00:56Where are you from?
00:58Out of the sunrise
01:00From the Shire of the Rainbow
01:02The County of the Dragon
01:04From Castle Vermillion
01:06I, Sir, am done, Camara de Laredo
01:09And your obedient servant
01:21You lost?
01:23Nay, stripling
01:24Now how could we be lost since we are here?
01:27Well, the main trail's half a mile over
01:32You shouldn't have any trouble finding it
01:35By my rude gates here's a young coxcomb
01:38To a grave personal peril
01:39Rescues a damsel in distress from Durin's farm
01:44And allows her to flee to the arms of a waiting prince
01:48Superb stripling
01:49Superb
01:51All it was
01:52All it was was a pig stuck in a crack in a shed
01:54Wasn't even a girl pig
01:56Oh, gad soaps, lad
01:57Now dull me not with miserable details
02:00Yeah
02:01Well, excuse me
02:02I've got some wood to cut
02:04Hold
02:08Kneel
02:10Kneel, I say
02:12Kneel
02:19You're not gonna cut off my head
02:22Paul wouldn't like that
02:24Silence
02:25I dub thee Sir Mark McCain
02:29Knight of the realm
02:30Fear of the manor
02:33Rise, Sir Mark
02:36How did you know my name?
02:37Who
02:38Who did you say you were?
02:39Don't come out of the Laredo
02:40This is my squire, Gates
02:44It's nice to meet you
02:46Now
02:46I
02:47I better get back to my work
02:48Hold, Sir Mark
02:50Would you refuse hospitality
02:51To a knight-errant in a far land?
02:55I tell you, Sir Knight
02:57When my lord Lucas McCain
02:58Shall hear of this
02:59You know my pa?
02:59Do I know your pa?
03:01My boy, after all the crusades
03:03I've shared with your pa
03:04I know him like a brother
03:05Of course, he probably knows me best
03:07By my lay name, Don Lagarde
03:09Gosh, Mr. Lagarde, I didn't
03:11Don Kimera de Laredo
03:13Use the proper form of address
03:16I've heard him talk about you quite a bit
03:18Of course, it was a long time ago
03:22Life is a long time ago
03:27Gates, good man
03:28Teddy the mounts, if you will
03:30Now, come, Sir Mark
03:32I would see the inside of yon castle
03:36What brings you down here, Mr. Lagarde?
03:38Well, this young sire is Armageddon
03:40I'm here to kill a man
03:41Who?
03:43His very name chips my teeth
03:47What is his name?
03:49His name, sir, is Colonel Black
03:52Colonel Black
03:53He's the other man that you and Paul rode with
03:55Is he here?
03:56No, he isn't
03:57I've never even seen him
03:59Well, fret you not, Sir Knight
04:00He will be soon
04:01And when he comes
04:03Feast your eyes on a blackguard
04:04Because he won't last long
04:07Oh, but now, Sir Knight
04:09Surely the castle of McCain
04:10Spreads a board of pies and pasties
04:12Possibly a sattling pig or two
04:14Stuffed with a chicken
04:16Stuffed with a squab
04:18Stuffed with a nightingale
04:19We maybe have some stew
04:22Oh, what could be better than stew?
04:24Lean on, McCain
04:45What have I told you about letting strangers in here?
04:48Oh, these aren't strangers, Pa
04:49This is Mr. Gates
04:51Gates
04:51Howdy, I'm a foreman for Don Lagarde
04:54Don Lagarde?
04:59Why, I haven't seen that book
05:05Watch this
05:07Amigo
05:08You rogue, you blackguard
05:24Almost had me convinced those Mexican police had us
05:27And us innocent as babes
05:30Save for, what was it, 500 head or so of Mexican mavericks?
05:34Those mavericks were branded, Don
05:36Oh, nay, Lucas
05:38Sounds like rustling to me
05:39Oh, Don, you'd better clear up my good name right now
05:43Sir Mark
05:44I would have thee know
05:45That Di Pa rode with us
05:48Under the impression that we bought those cattle
05:50But, uh, through an oversight
05:52Through a mishap, really
05:54We hadn't
05:56And when we couldn't show him a bill of sale
05:58Well, he rode right off and left it
06:00Rode right out and left them, son
06:03Oh, and you should have stayed, Lucas
06:06That was only the beginning
06:08If you had stayed, you'd be a rich man today
06:11I'm satisfied
06:15Oh
06:16Say, whatever happened to our old friend, Colonel Black?
06:19Still fighting the Civil War?
06:21I'll not sully my tongue with news of Black
06:24Let him speak for himself
06:26He'll be here before the sun hits the noon mark
06:28Colonel Black's coming here?
06:30Now, look, I haven't seen either of you fellas in all this time
06:32And you both show up together
06:34How come?
06:34There's something between us, Lucas
06:38Something that will only be solved in the field of honor
06:42And since you're the only man we both trust
06:45We've chosen your place to do mortal combat
06:49Mortal combat?
06:51I thought you two were friends
06:53Friends?
06:55Well, yes, we were
06:57But I won't be duped and cousin and lied to and challenged
07:01Not even by a friend
07:04Why now, Don, it can't be that
07:05The man must die
07:09I'm off to the stable to prepare my steed for combat
07:15With my lord's permission
07:24Gates, if you please
07:27Gates, if you please
07:27Gates, if you please
07:28Gates, if you please
07:33Well, come on, son
07:36Let's clean up these dishes together, huh?
07:47¿Para?
07:49¿Es Mr. Lagarde real?
07:51¿Para qué es real para ti?
07:53Sí, pero no creo que las cosas reales para él.
07:57Todo depende de la forma que velo.
07:59Most de nosotros tenemos que vivir en el tiempo que nos vamos a, si nos gusta o no.
08:03Pero algunos chicos son ricos en dinero y en la imaginación
08:06para vivir en el tiempo que quieran.
08:08Don just happens to like the 15th century.
08:11¿No creen que él es muy divertido?
08:13No, no te preocupes, son.
08:15Él sabe exactamente lo que está haciendo y tiene tiempo real.
08:19¿Es él realmente va a luchar Colonel Black?
08:21No, no si me lo haré.
08:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
08:30no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:34¿Yup?
08:36¿That es Colonel Black?
08:37¿That es Colonel Black?
08:39Mark, you heard about the charge of the Light Brigade.
08:41Watch this.
08:42¿Where es él?
08:43John came out of Stamford and meet your destiny.
08:49Lieutenant McClendon.
08:49Colonel Black, it's nice to see you.
08:51¿Cómo have you been?
08:51Lucas, my boy, it's been too many years.
08:53It certainly has been too many years.
08:54Looking as good as ever.
08:55On your side, for sore eyes yourself.
08:57No.
08:57Who is this?
08:58This is my son Mark.
08:59How do you do, son?
09:00It's my aide, Scubo.
09:01Scubo.
09:02Well, it's good to see you again, you old renegade.
09:05What?
09:05Oh, well, that's all in the past.
09:06I'm a respectable businessman now.
09:08Oh.
09:08Well, how long will that last if you and Don have it out?
09:11Oh, he's here.
09:11He's here.
09:12Oh.
09:13I suppose he got to you first, huh?
09:15Well, I suppose I'm the sneakiest no-good that ever has not fleshed leather.
09:19He didn't say that.
09:20Oh, he didn't, huh?
09:21Then he's even sneakier than I thought.
09:23Well, I can see you two haven't changed a bit.
09:26Oh.
09:30Uh-huh.
09:33At your pleasure, sir.
09:35Sir.
09:36In 20 minutes.
09:40Uh-huh.
09:47Colonel, will you tell me something?
09:49What is it between you two?
09:51Lucas, my boy.
09:52Sir, I think I could use a drink.
09:55All right.
09:59Uh, you want to lay a little bed on it?
10:03Sure.
10:04Same bed?
10:05Uh, let's kick it up a might.
10:08Okay.
10:10$20.
10:11Let's make it $100.
10:12You got $100?
10:14What's the difference?
10:15It'll be just like it was the last time.
10:17They'll never go through with it.
10:20High stakes makes it much more interesting.
10:22Just bet what you got, Scubo.
10:25All right.
10:26I've got $63.
10:27Oh.
10:28Well, I only got $57.
10:30You're on for $57.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:35You know, Scubo, it seems to me they were more serious this time.
10:50Well, as you know, Don and I weren't always, uh, quite legitimate.
10:54But that has changed now.
10:56Shortly after you last saw us, a battle started between us.
11:00The campaign has been unrelenting over the years.
11:03I've seen my men fall one by one.
11:05My men point out.
11:07Week after week, the fusillade's decimating my men at arms.
11:11And my knights destroyed.
11:13Until at the very end, through treachery, mind you, my castle itself was at stake.
11:18Well, it sounds like a range war.
11:21Oh, no, boy.
11:22Much more serious than that.
11:24It was a chess game.
11:26A chess game?
11:29Well, more exactly, 1,606 chess games.
11:32As you know, Lucas, Don and I have adjacent spreads, so we play chess three or four times a week.
11:37Now, I've won 817 games, and he's won 789 games.
11:42I lead him by 28 games.
11:44Now, look, Colonel, I don't know anything about the game.
11:46But I'd wage you you're two of the worst chess players in the whole world.
11:50Yes, well, that's, that's entirely immaterial.
11:52What does matter is that a year or so ago, Don took to cheeky.
11:57Now, beware, beware, Lucas, of a man, a chess player who plays with his elbows low.
12:01So, did you ever think of playing a supervised game to settle this argument?
12:04It's gone much too far for that.
12:07Gone much too far.
12:09Then Black began to cheat.
12:12And I had to brand him for the rascal that he is.
12:15And he struck me.
12:16He threw down the gauntlet.
12:18Now, Colonel Black must die.
12:20Well, couldn't you do a lot better over a chess board?
12:23It's hard to win against cheating, young man.
12:26Ought to be kind of hard to cheat against, against watching.
12:30Sir Mark.
12:31In Armageddon, there must be only one triumph.
12:33The classical against the modern.
12:35I can defeat Don at any time, be it with pistol or pawn.
12:39He knows nothing about chess.
12:41Then why aren't you more games ahead of him?
12:42My dear Lucas, you'd have to know the game to understand that.
12:45You're not interested in the game.
12:46You're only interested in beating Don.
12:49I'm interested in killing Don.
12:53So you're going to prove you're a better chess player because you're faster on the draw?
12:56That you're a better businessman because your competition is dead?
13:00You'll prove nothing except you've been afraid.
13:02Now, listen here, Lucas.
13:03I'm afraid of nothing.
13:04You're afraid of not winning.
13:06Failure can be one of the most frightening things in the world.
13:09A lot of men would rather die than accept it.
13:11I fail at nothing.
13:14You fail to convince yourself that you're the better chess player.
13:18Anytime a man pulls a trigger on a gun, he's failed.
13:21I know.
13:23If the enemy willing, I'll be very happy to give you a practical demonstration of the art of chess anytime.
13:29All right.
13:30I'll talk to Don.
13:36Hey, now that it's going to be just another chess game, you want to let the bet ride?
13:40We bet on the winner of a contest.
13:43Now, there's going to be a contest.
13:46You can knuckle on it if you want to.
13:47Oh, I'll stick with it, all right.
13:50No hands.
13:52No hands.
14:12I put my queen's pawn to knight's pawn five.
14:15Then you'd have to defend your knight.
14:17Or move it.
14:18Well, I'd move it to queen two.
14:20Then I'd go for a queen to rook seven sacrifice.
14:24But you're down.
14:26You're down a pawn.
14:27Never you mind.
14:32Well, time the boss man got some drinks.
14:43Now, when you take those drinks out there, you watch yourself.
14:47A dollar a game's one thing.
14:48This one's for $57.
14:50So don't get fancy.
14:52I wouldn't think of such a thing.
14:57Well, it's time you gentlemen had some refreshments.
15:01Yes, sir.
15:03Thank you.
15:11Colonel.
15:12Colonel.
15:12Oh, thank you.
15:15Thank you.
15:35What the hell is going on there, Garbo?
15:37What is this case?
15:38What's going on there?
15:39There's a rattlesnake in the woodpile.
15:40Scoopoo, you watch this end.
15:41I'll go get a broom.
15:42I think I missed it.
16:03Well, I guess he got away.
16:13Rattlesnakes, you've got to watch them all the time.
16:15Yeah.
16:30It's still my move, I believe.
16:32Hold it, sir.
16:33What's the matter now?
16:34This castle has been tampered with.
16:36Well, it's in starting position.
16:37How could it be?
16:38I can see that.
16:39But when the shooting started, it was one square out.
16:43It's just where it belongs.
16:44It never was.
16:45Yes, it was.
16:46Go back over the moves, my dear Colonel.
16:48When did you move that piece?
16:49Lucas, I appeal to you.
16:50Was it there or was it not?
16:51To tell you the truth, I don't remember.
16:54It was there once.
16:55I saw it.
16:56There you are.
16:57You see, the man is a cheat.
16:58You knave.
17:00You scape gallows.
17:02That castle is just where it should be.
17:04No, it is not, sir.
17:06Just a moment.
17:07Let's see how many of my pieces you've managed to move during this diversionary tactic.
17:11How many of you have been...
17:13I am a gentleman, sir.
17:15I am an officer and a man of honor.
17:18And I am a knight and a lord of the realm.
17:21I will not deign to do combat with bare hands like some churlish slavee.
17:26I choose weapons of honor.
17:30Are you familiar, my dear Colonel, with the code duelo?
17:34Naturally, sir.
17:34Then you are aware, sir, that that blow you struck comprised a challenge and that I have the choice of
17:41weapons.
17:47Hallows.
17:55Paul, aren't you going to stop him?
18:07The modern soldier is afraid.
18:09Is he to face ancient weapons?
18:11Ah.
18:12Here's an ancient weapon.
18:14And one that's full of honor.
18:17The broad axe.
18:20So, you steadfastly refuse to do battle in a civilized way.
18:24Very well, sir.
18:25I tell you that I shall meet you with cold steel and no other way.
18:29Your blade, sir.
18:33Writhee.
18:35Wouldst now finally apologize?
18:39Apologize?
18:39Me?
18:40Do you admit, sir, that you move my castle?
18:43Wouldst have me speak the lie that should leap like a viper from thy mouth?
18:47Never.
18:48My patience is at an end, sir.
18:51Now, prepare to meet your death.
18:53Prepared I have always been.
18:56I have yet to meet the better man.
19:01Just hold it.
19:02Wait a minute.
19:04Just calm down.
19:05You know, I've been thinking.
19:07I don't know too much about chess, so I didn't watch the chessmen.
19:10I just watched your hands, and they were all four visible at all times.
19:13Even when you were served your drinks, I saw both your hands during the whole thing.
19:18Fact is, I was watching yours so closely, there was another hand I didn't watch.
19:24Wasn't there, Scubo?
19:27I don't know what you're talking about.
19:28Why would I move a chessmen?
19:30Well, I don't know, unless you had something to gain.
19:34Did you, Scubo?
19:36Well, I might have moved it accidentally.
19:39And after the rattlesnake story, you moved it back accidentally.
19:43No, I knew he moved it.
19:45I just wanted to avoid trouble.
19:48Oh, now it all comes clear.
19:52Remember the many times they served us coffee and drinks?
19:55Yes, of course.
19:57I was at ease, Corporal.
19:59How long have you been interfering our games?
20:02A year.
20:04Oh, you just...
20:05Why?
20:07Well, we both happened to like chess.
20:10We had a couple of side bets going.
20:12Well, did it ever occur to you to start your own game?
20:15Well, that wouldn't be any real challenge, playing one man.
20:19Well, the interesting part was figuring out how they both think.
20:23And then adjusting for their mistakes.
20:25Mistakes?
20:26How dare you?
20:27Figuring both their strategies and then counteracting with a minor piece on the outskirts of the action.
20:32Yeah, that takes playing.
20:34Am I to infer that both of you deem yourselves such masters of the game that you think you can
20:39beat both of us?
20:39At the same time.
20:41In different games.
20:47Drop those gun bells!
20:48Now you allow me!
20:56What are you going to do?
20:58I am going to watch a chess game between both of you gentlemen.
21:02The winner gets fired.
21:04The loser gets dead.
21:07But you can't kill a man over a chess game.
21:10What do you think I came here to do?
21:12What do you think I came here to do?
21:45Checkmate.
21:53That's amazing.
21:55Witchcraft!
21:55I have never seen such tactics.
21:57Scubo, how long would it take you to teach him that?
22:02Oh, about six months.
22:08Gates, how about you?
22:09How long would it take you to teach Don those kind of tactics?
22:13Oh, maybe a little longer.
22:16What?
22:17Well, you see, your whole approach to the game is wrong.
22:19You play chess like it was checkers or hopscotch.
22:25Don Quimera, six months from this date, I challenge you to a game of chess.
22:30Well, consider that flung gauntlet taken up.
22:47A goodly joust with merry hearts and a stout company.
22:52Adieu, mes amis, adieu.
23:10Golly, Pa, I'd sure like to do that.
23:13Play chess?
23:14No.
23:15Pick my own favorite time to live in.
23:18Like them.
23:19Oh?
23:19When would you pick?
23:21A hundred years from now.
23:23Why then?
23:24Well, just think.
23:26No wood to cut.
23:27They grow it in the right size.
23:29And chickens lay eggs and bring them right into the house.
23:33Then you just save your eyes so that you have it in the summertime.
23:37And cows give milk in mason jars and leave it right in the ice house.
23:42Oh, and Pa, you don't wash the dishes.
23:46Just eat them for dessert.
23:49And no school.
23:51Instead, you can learn everything in the whole world just by reading a little book with 16 pages in it.
23:58Now, wait a minute.
24:00Just where do you learn to read?
24:04Oh, well, there might be a year or two of school.
24:10Well, while you're figuring a way around that school, see if you can also figure a way around that woodpile.
24:58Well, I'll see you next time.
25:01Well, I'll see you next time.
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