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Un manitas de poca inteligencia se mete en problemas cuando mata accidentalmente a un pistolero experto.
Actores invitados: Joan Taylor , Buddy Hackett , Denver Pyle , Lee Van Cleef , John Milford
Actores invitados: Joan Taylor , Buddy Hackett , Denver Pyle , Lee Van Cleef , John Milford
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00:06The Rifleman
00:14Starring Chuck Connors
00:37Now Billy, I sure hate to do this
00:40I believe in giving folks a chance
00:42But you leave me no alternative
00:46Lest you apologize to my lovely bride
00:49Clarence, you still in the back?
00:51Be right with you, Miss Mary
00:53No hurry, just wondering if you'd left
01:01I accept you apologize, Billy
01:05Now, we'll let you go this time
01:21You got time to run a quick mop over this floor, too?
01:25Sure do, Miss Millie
01:26I better put some fresh water in the bucket first
01:28Before I get more dirt on the floor than I take off
01:32Fine
01:41Don't tell me you're starting to wear a gun
01:45Shucks, no, Miss Millie
01:46I get 25 cents for cleaning them
01:49And I just wear them until folks pick them up
01:51Oh, well, I'm mighty glad of that
01:53Be pretty silly for Clarence Bibbs to start carrying a gun
01:58Sure would be silly
02:00Imagine that, a mop boy
02:03Wearing a gun
02:14London
02:19Say, don't crack a smile
02:20Those fancy clothes he wears
02:21Be your last one
02:23I'd sooner rile a rattlesnake
02:51I'd sooner rile a rattlesnake
03:08I didn't mean it, mister
03:11I sure didn't mean to throw that water on you
03:33No, mister
03:35I wouldn't do that
03:55I'm seeing things
03:57Clarence, a mop boy
03:58Killing pretty man Longbin
04:03Clarence
04:07Clarence
04:11Clarence, how'd this get started?
04:13Well, Mr. McCain, I was just coming out with this bucket
04:16See, and I've been wearing this gun belt
04:18I've been cleaning this gun
04:19See, it's a
04:22It's one of these triggerless fanning jobs
04:25I was just not thinking
04:28He's shot
04:30He's shot and then some
04:32George Tanner's sure gonna ride in when he hears about the killing
04:38No, it's too bad the Clarence don't wear a gun
04:40We'd have ourselves a show today
04:43With the Marshal out of town
04:45Maybe we can get ourselves a show
04:51That's when I threw the slop water on up
04:53I've seen the whole thing, Mr. McCain
04:55Clarence just beat him to the trigger pull
04:57About the fastest holster snapshot I've ever seen
05:00Well, I wouldn't say that
05:01It seems to me Clarence here
05:03Has been doing some practicing on the side
05:05With those guns he's been cleaning
05:06Hey, Clarence?
05:10Reed, what are you trying to pull?
05:11Well, I'm just giving credit where credit's due, Mr. McCain
05:15Hey, Wicks
05:15Get Longbin's gun
05:23He's a gunfight winner
05:24He's got certain rights
05:25I mean, I guess Clarence here
05:27He's got a right to that fancy gun of Longbin's
05:30Well, I'll leave it up to you, Mr. McCain
05:32Since you're taking Marshal Micah's place today
05:35Clarence's got a right to Longbin's gun or don't he?
05:39All right, Reed
05:40I never heard you open your mouth
05:42Except to bum a drink or use somebody's misfortune
05:44Now, why don't you just keep out of this?
05:45Just protecting Clarence's rights
05:48Protecting the rights of the fastest gun North Fork's ever seen
05:52I'm getting more credit
05:54Here it is
05:55Didn't be warned by a better man, Clarence
05:58I'm glad to call you my friend
06:00Clarence
06:01You don't know anything about guns
06:02Why don't you take it off?
06:03I know all about guns, Mr. McCain
06:05I mean, I've been practicing, you know, fast draw
06:07Kind of make-believe
06:08With the guns I get to clean
06:09I know it
06:10I know it
06:11I've been practicing a slick draw for years
06:41Come on, Clarence, we'll buy you a drink
06:43Tanner?
06:43Longlin's partner
06:44He's over at Slag Creek
06:46He's bound to come right in here sooner or later
06:48Looking for Clarence?
06:50No, I don't think so
06:50When Tanner finds out it was an accident
06:52He'd be pretty stupid to go looking for trouble
06:54And I'm sure Clarence doesn't want any
07:05I'd better get back to work
07:33Hello, son
07:35How was school today?
07:36Well, same as usual
07:38Waiting to get out
07:39Something happened in town?
07:41An accidental shooting
07:42Man named Longlin
07:43George Tanner's partner?
07:45Well, from the last grade you brought home on current events
07:48I would have never guessed you were so well informed
07:51Everybody in school was talking about George Tanner being so nearby
07:54Over in Slag Creek
07:55You know, he used to ride with Billy the Kid
07:58Saved Wyatt Earp's life
07:59And in one day he shot four outlaws that were trying to
08:02Mark, Mike is saying we're to be late
08:04So I guess tonight you're going to be bunkmates with Bobby Hamilton
08:07Well, that's great
08:08Bobby's good in arithmetic
08:10But you're not
08:11So you'll do your homework alone in Micah's office
08:14Oh, now, Paul
08:15Who said Bobby was going to help me with my homework?
08:18You did?
08:22I was your age when so
08:25You never know it
08:42Come on, second one goes down easier
08:44Slides like
08:44Two or three give you a steady hand
08:48George Tanner comes down
08:49George Tanner?
08:51Yeah, Longlin's gun partner
08:52Oh, George Tanner, I heard of him
08:55I'm betting folks are going to change their mind about you when you take Tanner on
08:58Folks are saying you're killing Longlin was accident
09:00George Tanner?
09:02Well, I guess it's going to be either him or me, eh, boys?
09:04My money's on you, Clarence
09:06When that George Tanner comes into town
09:08I'm going to chase him right out again
09:09Come on, drink up now
09:11Sure, sir, we didn't bring our money with us
09:12But next time the drinks are on us
09:14Well, I better not have any more, boys
09:16I want to have a steady hand when I face this George Tanner
09:19You boys, go ahead
09:20I've got two more whole dollars right here in my pocket
09:22All right
09:23All right
09:33Here we are
09:39Oh, yeah
10:04Well, rushing things a bit, aren't you, son?
10:06Well, by the time I grow up, everything will be all over
10:09Outlaws, renegade Indians
10:11There'll be nothing exciting left to do
10:13That's why I felt when I was a boy
10:15The past seems more exciting
10:16But when you're a full-grown man, you'll see there's still lots of things to do
10:20Railroads to be built, cities, bridges
10:22I'd rather hunt buffalo
10:24Well, some things do pass
10:27Including Mark McCain
10:29If he studies his homework
10:42Well, here's the way it happened, gentlemen
10:44I knew it was going to be riled when that water hit him, see
10:47And knew that I didn't have time to draw and take careful aim
11:13Sergeant, tell Mrs. Hamilton I'll try and get over for supper if Mike gets back on time
11:16All right
11:20Sorry to disturb you, I was looking for some information
11:22Name's Tanner, George Tanner
11:24The gunfighter
11:27Well, it's mostly gun-toting, son
11:30And mostly in the hire of folks that need some law where there isn't any real law
11:34It's a dying profession
11:36Like buffalo hunting?
11:39Yeah, like buffalo hunting
11:44Uh, bye
11:46Goodbye
11:52You're the marshal?
11:53No, I'm Lucas McCain
11:54The marshal's over at Burtonville
11:55Testifying at a trial
11:57I'm, uh, watching the store
12:00This, uh, shooting you had here today
12:02Uh, pretty well straightened out?
12:04Mr. Tanner, that shooting was completely accidental
12:10That's good enough for me
12:13Well, you just took a load off my mind
12:15Mr. McCain, I'm too old a hand to engage in theatrics
12:20I rode with Longden, we worked as a team
12:23But if the law is satisfied, it wasn't murder, I'm satisfied
12:26I owe him nothing
12:26Now, the man who shot Longden, Clarence Bibbs
12:29He handles a mop better than he does a gun
12:32Odd cleaning jobs around town, some stores, a saloon
12:35He was throwing out a dirty pail of wash water
12:38And it hit Longden
12:39Longden drew his gun
12:41Clarence stumbled back
12:42He fell and his
12:44His gun went off accidentally
12:46That's how it was
12:47That's how it was
12:49We never know who or when
12:52Is there such a thing as a cold bear in North Fork?
12:54Right across the way
12:55Join me
12:56Well, I'd be glad to if you let me by
12:58Uh, Mr. Tanner
13:00There's Clarence Bibbs
13:02He's a harmless fella
13:03Matter of fact, he'd give you the shirt off his back
13:06But right now, he's
13:07Well, he's kind of enjoying the limelight
13:11Town hero
13:12Saloon hero is more like it
13:13He's over there now
13:14Clarence is basking in the limelight
13:16Doesn't bother me one bit
13:18What does bother me is
13:20Going without that cold bear
13:22Because somebody in that saloon might ruffle my feathers
13:24Well, then let's go wet down that road vest you picked up
13:39I just
13:40Well, it's kind of hard to explain
13:42But you get off a much faster shot that way
13:45Maybe you get a chance to show us, Clarence
13:47When George Tanner gets here
13:48Yeah, maybe get to show George Tanner too
13:51Learn him a thing or two
14:02I'm not saying I don't feel a much sorry for that, Mr. Tanner
14:05Longden might have been a good friend of his
14:07And the body don't like to lose a good friend
14:09Benson, two beers, please
14:12That's an insult if I ever saw one
14:14Just walks in and makes out like you don't even see him
14:17Who don't see me?
14:21That's you
14:21Tanner
14:23Sizing you up
14:25If anybody looked at me like that, I'd do something fast
14:35Don't look like much to me
14:37Not much at all
14:43I take it your name is George Tanner
14:46And I have the pleasure of talking to Clarence Bibbs
14:48You heard about me?
14:50From Mr. McCain
14:53I even let Longden draw first
14:55Mr. Bibbs
14:57Men like Longden are destined for a short life
15:00If it hadn't been you, it would have been someone else
15:03It don't rile you that your partner is dead?
15:08It was a fair fight, wasn't it?
15:11Mr. Tanner
15:12There ain't enough room in this town for both of us
15:15The Clarence
15:16It's all right
15:19Just what was the point you were going to make?
15:21I mean, I'm telling you to get out of town
15:24Right now
15:27And if I don't get out of town
15:29Now
15:30Well, I guess we got some more grave room
15:32Alongside Longden
15:35Would you
15:38Be courteous enough
15:39To let me finish my beer?
15:40I want you to get out of town now
15:43I want you to get out of town now
16:17Clarence
16:19Count your blessings
16:25I gotta hand it to you, Clarence
16:27The way you hold your temper in the face of insult
16:30You sure show a lot of self-control
16:33Chased him out
16:35Chased him right out
16:55He's out there joeing with McCain
16:57And after you told him to get right out of town
17:02He'll be all over town
17:04Tanner and Lucas McCain
17:05Treating Clarence like a mop boy
17:08It's been a pleasure, Mr. McCain
17:11Have a ride by again
17:12Stop out of my ranch
17:13Won't say my cooking's the best
17:14But Mark and I get by at it
17:17I'd like that
17:18I'm glad I stopped by to see you
17:20Before I went to that saloon
17:25Bye
17:35My friend has been gunned down
17:40I wouldn't turn tail
17:42I run out of town
18:04Mr. Bibbs, a word of advice
18:07Sell that gun for what it'll bring
18:09And go back to your mop
18:11You'll lead a far happier life
18:13And a fuller one
18:24Clarence
18:33Hey, Clarence
18:34You can do better than one mop
18:36For that fancy gun
18:37Get a dozen at least
18:41What'd you tell him about me, Mr. McCain
18:43The truth
18:44That Longden's death was accidental
18:46That I was only a mop boy
18:49Clarence, you're no gun hand
18:50You never fired a gun in your life
18:51Who asked you to interfere
18:54Well, if I didn't
18:55You would have been facing Tanner's gun
18:56Now wake up, Clarence
18:58He could have emptied his gun into you
19:00Before you cleared your holster
19:02I think it's time that you
19:03Came down to earth
19:05Time that you stopped wearing that gun
19:07Time to be a mop boy again
19:08Time to laugh
19:10If people joke at me
19:11Time to laugh out loud
19:12Because if I don't
19:13I'll bust out crying
19:18Mr. McCain
19:21I'm drawing on you
19:24I wouldn't advise that, Clarence
19:25I'm not asking for advice
19:27I'm telling you I'm drawing on you
19:28And I expect you to be ready
19:31Are you ready, Mr. McCain?
19:33Don't do it, Clarence
19:34I'm ready, Mr. McCain!
19:50What's the matter, Clarence?
19:52Gun too heavy?
19:53Heavier than a mop handle?
19:55Maybe it's a good thing
19:55You couldn't draw it, Clarence
19:57You might have blowed your toes off
19:58With that famous
19:59Fast holster snapshot you got
20:02You'd sure be a sight
20:03Hobbling around on one foot
20:05Mopping a floor
20:06Say, Clarence, come on
20:07I see you're real disappointed
20:09Let's you and us
20:11Play draw, huh?
20:12Shoulder shots, Clarence
20:13Draw and nick
20:14Are you ready, Clarence?
20:17You've been looking for a fight
20:18We sure don't want to disappoint you
20:20Aren't you boys taking quite a chance?
20:23Nobody's asking you to interfere, Mr. McCain
20:26We're just playing a little draw, Nick
20:29They sure have confidence
20:31More than I had when
20:32Clarence said he was going to draw
20:34You notice I never did give him a chance
20:36To get his hand near that holster
20:38You see, with all the years of
20:40Make-believe drawing Clarence has done
20:42I got a sneaking hunch
20:43He's more of an expert
20:44Than we give him credit for
20:45Whose leg are you pulling, McCain?
20:48No, I've just been wondering about Clarence
20:50Shooting that straight
20:51When Longden drew his gun
20:52His killing Longden was accident
20:54I saw it
20:55Accident or
20:57Trick shooting
21:05Now don't forget it's a game, Clarence
21:07No shooting to kill
21:17I'm ready
21:18I'm sure enough ready
21:24You know, George Tanner's a smart man
21:26He never gambles
21:27But then I guess you fellas
21:29Got more sporting blood than he has, huh?
21:32Guess it's only fair for you boys to draw first
21:35I sure don't want to take no mean advantage
21:37With my slick draw practicing
21:41It don't seem right, Clarence
21:43Us facing you like this
21:45After drinking your liquor
21:46Well, that's all right, boys
21:48I sure don't want to disappoint anybody
21:50That wants to draw again me
21:53Watch his eyes, boys
21:54When they narrow
21:56That's when his hand starts moving
22:02You sure take things serious, Clarence
22:06Can't you tell
22:08We was only
22:11Spoofing?
22:30Mr. McCain, I've been thinking
22:31Maybe this fancy gun ought to be sold
22:33For proper burial money for Longden
22:35Maybe for a fancy headstone
22:37Like the clothes he liked to wear
22:39I'll take care of it for you, Clarence
22:41Mr. McCain, I want you to know
22:42That all the time I was in that saloon
22:44I was only thinking about one thing
22:46How tomorrow I'll be a mop boy again
22:48And people will be looking at me
22:49Without seeing me
22:51If George Tanner killed me
22:53I'd be somebody
22:54Even dead
22:56Well, I'm glad you feel different about it now
22:59So how about joining me for a drink
23:00A cup of coffee
23:02At Micah's office
23:04I'm sure glad you don't want to drink
23:05Anything stronger than coffee, Mr. McCain
23:07Red eye whiskey and me don't agree
23:09Come on
23:26About Mr. Tanner, Paul
23:28Says here he killed his first man
23:30When he was only 12 years old
23:32Whether he did or not, Mark
23:33I don't know
23:34He's a very famous man
23:35That's true
23:36But he's also an unhappy one
23:39He'd trade everything
23:40His reputation
23:41His ability with a gun
23:42Everything he has
23:44If he could change places with Clarence
23:46Or, for that matter, with you
23:49I'd sure like to trade places with him
23:51I guess most boys would
23:54Think he'll ever come back to North Fork?
23:56That's hard to say, son
23:58Sure hope he does
24:01Any particular reason?
24:03Oh, I don't know
24:04It just makes me think of buffalo
24:05And prairie wagons
24:07Indians
24:09Mark, your dreams will supply all the buffalo
24:11Prairie wagons and Indians you'll ever need
24:14How did you know I dream about those things?
24:17Son, you keep forgetting I used to be your age
24:20Well, I guess that doesn't seem too long ago to you, huh?
24:24Only yesterday, Mark
24:25Only yesterday
24:27Only yesterday
25:16¡Gracias por ver el video!
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