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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 3
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00:05What have I missed?
00:06Ampika and Daves have had sex life with a Dice
00:09and they roll it for Karma Soup children.
00:11Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe.
00:14Previously on The Real Hells Wives of Cheshire.
00:17The Dice has obviously multiple faces.
00:19Yeah.
00:20So it'll be a different sexual position.
00:22David is a bit outdated, doesn't know what the positions are,
00:25so I have to show him.
00:27I'm not f***ing leaving, I'm going to stay here.
00:28If she's going to be so f***ing stubborn to me,
00:30I haven't said anything wrong,
00:32and be like, you f***ing, because I'm not wanted here.
00:34That's why she's entirely f***ing leave, I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:39Oh, are you?
00:40Are you okay?
00:41Oh my God, she got murdered.
00:43Oh my God, oh my God.
00:45I called you to meet up, I called you to go out,
00:48but you cancelled every time.
00:50Literally, every year, we say about two things.
00:54Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together.
00:56I'm not surface level.
00:58No, I'm going home.
00:59Listen, I know, I get it.
01:00How can she say?
01:01Hold down, hold down.
01:05I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:12Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:17I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:24I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:29I don't have time for gossip.
01:31I'm too busy building an empire.
01:34Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:48ейcycycycy
01:58So, Rach, you are very country-fied, and I'm loving that look.
02:01I'm actually gutted because I've got the same heart and I've not brought it.
02:09Hello, ladies!
02:11She's country, too!
02:13I don't travel light, do I?
02:15I travel expensive.
02:16The whole point of this retreat is to bring us all together.
02:20No more divide, no more upset, no more tears, no more sadness.
02:25Just bring everyone together and feel the love.
02:28Someone else is joining us.
02:29Namina!
02:31There she is!
02:32See, I don't travel that light, you know.
02:35I'm really happy for Namina to be on our trip.
02:37I am welcoming to all.
02:40It's just that everybody needs to remember to mind their own business.
02:44So, are we all excited, ladies?
02:46Yes, we are.
02:47This has transformed each and every one of your lives.
02:50scream, wanna shout, yeah, cause I ain't ever getting so good.
02:54Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
03:00ooh, we just can't get enough.
03:02Could you imagine Lauren as a bus driver?лек.
03:04love her to be fair I actually could you know I could be so rude to everyone sorry I'm not
03:10stopping
03:10sorry I've got somewhere to go I'm bored now I've got lots of activities so I hope you ladies are
03:17not ah yeah you're walking into me yes we're laughing into each other but I'm not as competitive
03:23as you Rachel I am so not competitive and I hate games and I hate being told what to do
03:29it's bonding it gets us all together this is a sisterhood now the sisterhood I'm actually really
03:35excited we're having so much fun on the bus I'm so excited for this trip and it's so lovely for
03:40Mpika to invite me from home to home ladies let's go in the Derbyshire Hills smell the fresh air ladies
04:10thank you I did not do that everyone I didn't touch her I was so busy looking over that I've
04:24got my
04:24knee brace with me who the hell brings a knee brace on a holiday like am I with a bunch
04:30of OAPs like
04:31who am I with let's get in ladies let's get a glass of champagne that's the way to make an
04:36arrival
04:41you and Pika I know this is there this is tranquil all this is gorgeous
04:52can you feel the love you feel the love you've done good you could be start bought naked all day
05:00long
05:00because you've got no one who's going to overlook literally could you imagine who it now does it's
05:05absolutely stunning I am so excited to be having such good vibes in the house with all the girls but
05:14one thing is really getting on my tits I've heard nothing from Seema and quite frankly I think that's
05:20freaking rude I just think it's very bizarre that I haven't had an RSVP to say that unfortunately I
05:27can't make it I think that worries me a little bit because it's not really like Seema well maybe
05:31she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning I hope there's no bad feeling or anything because
05:35I've put all this on because I want us to all have a bit of bonding time so unless she's
05:39like in a
05:39hospital bed I think she would have texted me why don't we wait and see what comes out because
05:44to be perfectly honest I think she's actually lucky she didn't go on that party bus
05:50this is the crown jewel of all the jewels so we're together Lauren we don't need to cross the
05:56corridor from each other I'm loving all these details very nice Sampika very huge is Lauren's room then
06:09no this is Sampika's room this is my room yeah it's gorgeous beautiful does that say pheasant or
06:14peasant I couldn't I'm sure you've got a degree I have got a degree we're gonna go up to the
06:19western wing Namina's room now look oh wow beautiful I love it nice big shower and a bath you know
06:31loving it
06:31I've saved the best till last so I just thought this is very quaint very cozy oh my favorite I
06:38love a
06:39snuggly room cause it's snuggly they're basically like twin rooms aren't they okay Jack and Jill Jack
06:47I've got a shower though because I really need a shower is she joking who is she trying to convince
06:52I'm in the smallest room with no shower well done on your upselling skills I'm Pika but it's not
06:58working around me so if we wanted to have a shower where would we go right downstairs there is a
07:03a
07:04multi-use bathroom okay okay well thank you very very cute I'm happy
07:34oh my god you're only coming for a night you know
07:41well that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that I've been carrying all the way here
07:45wait to find out what I've heard from Seema and Pika I mean I just don't think I can keep
07:50it to
07:51myself any longer it's only one night you know that is a serious amount of clothes well it's my
07:56makeup it's my natural beauty in there I'm Pika you know I'm just thrilled that you're away from
08:01being footy mom and you can actually just relax oh there's no relaxing for me I'm Pika all the way
08:06here I'm going don't tell the girls don't tell the girls don't don't don't don't do it I've got
08:11I'm just gonna explode I heard that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag have you I don't know
08:21if Noreen knows that or not what is a gag it's like a gegger a gag gag it sounds like
08:27well I like a when I spit something out gag I don't know what a gag it's like a gag
08:33there's no
08:33other words it's like a gag like she's gags on what do you mean like interviewing like a busybody
08:38hmm it's not like you're not invited it's just like uh yeah you'll tag her on yeah I get a
08:43gag
08:43like a clinger on her yeah yeah like a clinker what's a clinker you know like that poo you can't
08:49get off your bomb oh will it oh bless you you got your trousers down couldn't get them are fur
09:08coat
09:08no niggas can I write red knickers oh gosh it is actually swollen isn't it I think I'm gonna make
09:13a fuck I can't believe it she's gone down like a sack of shit I didn't know what to say
09:24out there
09:24when they were saying about femur and that she hadn't let she would never you know let anyone
09:29down she like she wears a heart on the sleeve and if there's anything she would say well listen
09:32sorry I can't make it today she sent me a voice note as to what's wrong and I'll play at
09:36you so
09:37you can understand no I'm not good I've got really bad acute pain in the left side of my abdomen
09:45I've
09:45had a CT scan it's giving me like different things that it could be but like I'm not really looking
09:51into
09:51any of it I just try to keep an open mind and I am in so much pain I don't
09:57want them making it into a
09:58big thing because it seems they're jumping on her at the moment with things the speech the farewell
10:03speech wasn't quite to everyone's taste and now why should not anyone know she sounds terrible
10:11do you know what though I never I don't I don't do baths no I don't do baths I'm a
10:17shower person
10:17so for me I'm like we're doing baths tonight well we'll be having double bubble baths so obviously at
10:23the 80s night I spoke with Namina after the kind of conversation that you guys had she felt a bit
10:29like oh why did Sheena tell me to whatever you said she said I think I should leave and I
10:33said
10:34I think he should yeah I'm gonna leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't
10:38say anything anyways yeah I think you should yeah sorry I think you should leave because I'm talking
10:43to Seema you're constantly batting in and getting involved I'm allowed to say it's my opinion no it's
10:48my opinion and nobody asked so and I think she took that probably with a bit of offense and I
10:53said to
10:53her no no it was meant in offense so she took it in the right in the right context yeah
10:57yeah how are things with Sheena because that was all a bit well I felt like we didn't leave it
11:03like on a good note at all when we left the other night she was really like harsh to me
11:09you know in
11:09that conversation and at one point I was like you know what this is not going anywhere I'm going to
11:13stand up so I literally took my glass I was like you know what ladies I'm going to leave you
11:16to it
11:17she turns around and says yes I think you should leave I'm telling you something I'm not being spoken
11:22to so I just put my glass down I went to sit and I was like you know what I'm
11:25not leaving
11:26anywhere so I didn't I didn't like that tone but saying that you know I came with fresh good energy
11:31I'm really excited to be with you girls here so I feel like it was fine look someone I barely
11:40know
11:40decided to give their opinion on something that had nothing to do with them so did I snap
11:47absolutely was it justified absolutely you've got a lot of chats going on these next couple of days so
11:55you enjoy and we'll see you on the party just on the way home
12:05we need to sit up straight don't we legs crossed I think there's so much more than what we think
12:10the basics I would agree oh I thought she was teaching us how to eat without like
12:14so my dad was in the army and so we had to go to the big functions and he always
12:18taught us BMW
12:19which is bread meal wine not that we have wine because we were kids red always left spread's
12:25always left spoon is always on the right oh all right girls tell you bomb silver spoons in your
12:31mouth ladies welcome this is Laura hi good afternoon ladies all of us ladies need a bit of a polish
12:40up
12:40and a refinement on our manners so I have searched the globe to find an international etiquette teacher
12:48to teach us the skills of etiquette so any questions that anyone's got to ask Laura about rudeness
12:54interrupting interrupting in different styles and formats eye-rolling selfishness what does it look
13:00like it's a bit rich and Pika arranging etiquette lessons when she needs them more than anyone
13:05she's got the biggest potty mouth I would now like you ladies to please take a seat
13:19right ladies I know what a number of you were dragging the chairs and there was a lot of noise
13:26once you pull
13:27your chair out you want to stand in front of your chair bring your chair slightly forward and
13:33then sit down in one go
13:41obviously that's not right
13:50this is very excellent posture your back is not touching the back of the chair thank you that's
13:55wonderful I like you because you're like me when you're saying something horribly smile so who would
14:13like to tell me the first course we're going to eat the lady here I was speaking and she was
14:22trying to
14:23answer my question but it was like it was my answer oh it's not my answer no okay you did
14:30page
14:30apologize well page is on the best behavior isn't she because she's never apologized for interrupting
14:35me before yes so I think in this group we have a tendency of getting involved like that by the
14:43way
14:43I do why she's talking like this what's wrong with her sweet properly page you're from Gloucester
14:51okay I feel like in this group that we all get involved in conversations that not necessarily we're
14:56meant to be a part of and it can then spiral and then the group becomes fractured I'm thinking you
15:02asking in general you know you're not pointing fingers I hope no I'm asking in general okay
15:08I mean calm down it wasn't meant to be personal looks like I've hit a nerve anything you don't want
15:15sharing maybe don't repeat it and if you know there's a situation with you and a person deal
15:22with that person directly get a new set of friends I enjoyed that though well I just I can't have
15:33to
15:33start yes I know should have warm sunshine lanyard oh my god how funny was it when page change your
15:39accent I know I have put all our differences to one side I don't like her I am enjoying the
15:45banter
15:46that we're having you know me it takes me a long time to warm up to people and then when
15:50I do I'm
15:51silly hello hello hello hello I want to come in for a little chin wag you guys all right your
15:57ears
15:58burning are they probably are I know they always are and then page just appears like creeping Jesus
16:05like oh do you guys know if Noreen knows that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag what's what
16:15okay what's a gag yeah I don't know what a gag is what is a gag g e g golf
16:22echo golf it's gag even a
16:25word I don't even know what it means Lauren's been calling Noreena a gag it's like she pegs on wait
16:31hang on how do you know that Lauren thinks that Noreen is a gag seems homie why is it Seema
16:37told
16:38Noreen's not here she's poorly yeah I told me that Lauren's been calling Noreen a gag and I've been
16:44thinking at the table it just clicked on my head because I thought oh is that what I'm talking
16:47about no oh this is a real thing Seema talking to Ralph even you two wait so Seema said okay
16:56let's get the fact
16:57straight so Seema said that Lauren said that Noreen is a gag yes and I can't remember if if
17:07Noreen knows that long so we don't know if Noreen knows that she's making it far more fucking
17:11difficult so do we know that Lauren's could just do it because you're fucking well in a minute oh
17:17my god for these two went to private school they need to get their money back absolute bird brains
17:28I'm so lovely to see Tanya today I'm really happy she's here as well yeah she said to me today
17:34I said
17:34how are you know how all the girls getting on and at the moment I'm feeling everything's good I feel
17:38that everyone's happy and everyone's excited and she's like well Lauren thinks that Noreen is a gag
17:43I was like what's a gag I don't know a gag I have no idea what gag means but it
17:50does not sound like a
17:51compliment so I'm not even sure what a gag is I was like gag what is a gag you know
17:56what I'm lost here
17:57please can you tell me what a gag is someone who goes to something they weren't actually invited
18:04to someone who butts into or who listens to a conversation someone who tags along but you
18:10haven't tagged along no I got invited to yeah Lauren is pot calling the kettle black she does it all
18:16the
18:16time so Lauren if the cap fits yourself wear it sweetheart and own it
18:28tonight I've told the girls to put on their finest pajamas because we are having a slumber party peekaboo style
18:35fun fun fun
18:45we're just waiting for Lauren to get changed I know what I'm thinking why Lauren are you in your gym
18:49wear are you I'm in love to up the skin is that what you sleep in do you know I
18:54actually don't sleep in anything I'm actually a naked sleeper
18:56it's healthy I sleep naked too do you sleep naked no never sports bra on and Bridget Jones knickers you're
19:02marrying a billionaire
19:03I know yeah it doesn't mind he knows the rules he knows the rules I wear the trousers in the
19:07household and say after we've had sex do not touch me
19:09I put Bridget Jones knickers on it holds my stomach in
19:18I want to know what Sheena's secret recipe is because that woman is aging backwards I wish that etiquette lady
19:25was there now you start like that
19:37it's a pyjama party where I become looking for sex none of us fancy your honey bun to me it
19:44was for your hubby no one's for your girlfriend
19:46well the whole point of tonight ladies is to get the female prowess the inner alpha female that thing between
19:55your legs to
19:56pulsate and feel magical a thing that goes between my legs that makes me feel magical and pulsate tonight
20:04hmm big vibrator great can't wait to go to bed so what we're going to do ladies we're going to
20:10go outside
20:11stop it we are going to howl to the moon oh my god I definitely feel like Hampi has done
20:20this before
20:20because yeah she is a pro at howling that is not her first time howl come on then ladies let's
20:31go enjoy
20:32girlies no I'm not doing that no no no no no no no no I'm just confused about vagina to
20:41power enter the moon is going to be like what they're for I was thinking it's really fucking foggy
21:02so we've had etiquette now we're howling at the moon from our vaginas who knows what's going to happen
21:11we've got a game ladies because I want to get to know each every one of you better okay you
21:16pull
21:16out a question right you read it and you answer it Lauren's question Lauren wake me up who is the
21:23biggest gossip in the group I heard you said to Tanya that I was a gag I don't even know
21:46what a gag is I had to go on gag
21:47gag you told Tanya no oh so you repeat today I did it I did it but not to you
21:54I'm not told
21:56Amina right Amina wait who's told you I told I told Amina I think I told me so gossip here
22:05gossip here
22:06gossip there told Tanya Tanya told Ampika I asked Paige and you'll say anything and Pika asked and Pika told
22:15me this I was like oh shit you heard too
22:17I did say what what you are I'm a gag I don't even have to get my phone out gag
22:21I never said gag I said beg
22:24oh no Lauren stop talking this was a few weeks ago when we all started hanging out together I said
22:36you've been hanging out for years well you haven't you there was a little bit of a gap okay so
22:40I'm not
22:41being horrible dealing with some something serious last few years yes you have you got better and I'm
22:45so happy you're putting me as I'm someone outside this group trying to be part of the group well I
22:51think
22:51what you've said is not really nice to say I think it's incorrect but it's not incorrect you
22:56don't speak no to anyone we don't speak you haven't spoken to Paige oh first of all I'm not trying
23:02to be part of a group that you've not seen anyone for three years I think you're not going to
23:06decide
23:07if I'm part of the group or not I saw Paige I'm not deciding whether you are part of the
23:16group
23:18wait I feel so uncomfortable right now because I really like Namina I love Lauren I don't know where
23:26to put myself I feel so awkward I will never decide whether you're part of the group that would be
23:33really unfair you said I said you were a bag trying to be part of the group that you were
23:39three years I
23:41think you're just rude I just think you're rude and I'm just I think you're being very rude I'm not
23:47being rude Rachel will you take a gift I've been dealing with so much shit in my life the last
23:59three
23:59years I'm not being part of any group I think you're being extremely rude I'm just gonna cool down
24:05for five seconds I'm sad to see her get that hysterical and get really upset but she's been
24:11here all night and she's had all night to say something she's very calculated her she knows what
24:17she's doing I do not want to add fuel to the fire or be mean however in my experience does
24:25Namina
24:26get involved where she shouldn't absolutely so does that make her a gig then yeah I guess it does
24:32but this is exactly what you want to try she's trying to make herself relevant I'm not I'm not
24:36siding then I'm just gonna go check on her because she is upset do you know what I mean I
24:39just want
24:39well you're a bag too then for running off don't call me a bag Lauren come on come on Lauren
24:44it's not
24:44fair no one should go off crying in any group situation you know I mean it's not it's not nice
24:48I'm not
24:49gonna call you out in front of a group but you and I have the relationship where we tell each
24:53other
24:53things we're even time to not speak no I'm not gonna tell you not speak I'm not gonna feel like
24:57beg is a pretty bad word it's called a social climate it's the same thing Lauren that just hit
25:03it quite a sensitive nerve because I'm thinking like the last three years you're right you haven't
25:07seen me as much Lauren but what I've not been enjoying life actually been fighting for my life
25:12and for you to say something I'm trying to get back into this group and be part of the group
25:16you're
25:16being an insensitive bitch I'm sorry for my language you are being in the sense I think she because I'm
25:21lucky and happy and grateful to be able to be part of this group again because if you ask me
25:26three years ago I wasn't even sure if I'm gonna be here and Pika I'm gonna be I'm gonna be
25:31totally
25:31honest with you now yeah this game was only really gonna go one way if you ask someone personal
25:36questions well can I just say something you're actually wrong because this game did not go wrong
25:40because of the game this went wrong because somebody told her I said she was a bag which was you
25:46so
25:46actually it's your fault peekaboo it's but however you say that it might be the question forget
25:51etiquette who is the most genuine me because I'll tell you exactly how it is oh no
26:10morning angel patient this morning oh I didn't have a great night sleep oh no everything is no I
26:16know isn't it gorgeous isn't it how old are you now don't look 50 thanks too bad I don't think
26:31any
26:31of us look our age I think we all look no it looks great we do things don't we oh
26:35can we have enough
26:37fudges done what you getting your vaginas tightened not tighter no it's just dropped a bit oh okay I
26:42just want it just pulling up yeah it's just the gravity really I'll just want it let me show you
26:49gravity look at this Chelsea Healy and Brooke Vincent posted it my fudge look at that
27:10oh ladies we've got an action-packed day today so excited pulling out all the stops as usual
27:19so we have got three of us well four of us actually off to the animal farm for some animal
27:25therapy if I get shagged by a sheep I swear to God I'm going home and then for you ladies
27:32Paige Sheena
27:33and Lauren you've got champagne sabarage I spend my life around animals and not enough time around
27:42champagne and Pika is there any chance we can re-jiggle the group with a very handsome sexy
27:48gentleman looking at me he's going to do something extra special with his sword I've never heard it
27:54called a sword before come on ladies let's go oh hi hello well this is very Game of Thrones it
28:10is
28:10very Game of Thrones it's a little fire in a big fire pit that is one big sword I hope
28:16it was hard to
28:17use that because yeah that would destroy someone oh I shouldn't say that I'm gonna be teaching you
28:28guys the art of sabarage which is opening a bottle of champagne with a sword as far as I'm concerned
28:35if
28:36we've all got fingers at the end of this we're doing good we're doing good yeah I'm fine with that
28:41we take our bottle holding it from the bottom to keep my fingers and thumbs out of the way
28:45so not even using like the sharp tip of the blade just using using the base of it few times
28:50back and
28:51forth there we go hi ladies super excited are you please tell these ladies what we've got in store
29:06for them today you're gonna meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys take them for a little walk what we've
29:10got to be careful of around alpacas is that we actually not to touch them on the face if you
29:15go
29:15towards the face they're gonna spit at you and when they spit is the contents left of their bowels
29:20that they spit at you it better not fucking spit on me oh yeah I mean this is you this
29:31is six inches
29:32isn't it like so we're dealing with six inches are we Tom I mean I'm not good at measurements so
29:37whatever you say Tom oh that was that was actually probably one of the best demonstrations I've ever
29:48seen I'm absolutely delighted I never do well in these activities and now I've done it first time
29:54yay me lower down the blade where it's a bit heavier and make sure you are pushing down into the
29:59bottle
29:59as you go perfect look at that and if you look again it's taking the top and the glass clean
30:06off
30:08a bit more pressure going down into the bottle
30:12perfect well done I really enjoyed that well it's pretty bad Sheena got the best shot but I mean
30:19he got the best cleaners cut you it looks like yours is Rachel you're missing all the fun Rachel
30:28fun you've got mirrors on your ceiling a shower that fits for and you think walking that thing
30:33round is fun what's happened to you come on Winston you're stubborn bugger come on Tanya you are not
30:40made for the farm that's like carp Tanya you look similar Claire do you find them quite affectionate
30:47animals would they're very nervous but when you build up the trust they are but if you want to go
30:51in for a cuddle you're more than welcome just give him a little stroke on his neck there I'll talk
30:56as shit I don't know why she keeps doing this to me last time I had to take a donkey
31:04for a walk it took me for a walk
31:10good good that was under oh
31:19fucking hell get me out of here can I ask how the therapy's going I think Tanya's quite upset if
31:26you
31:26like I'll fuck a shit cheers girls well done thank you guys thank you girlies chin chin see you later
31:38bye
31:39thank you all right girlies hi hi how was that I loved it I'm not sure if Tanya agrees but
31:51I had an
31:51amazing thank you I'm Pika Tanya's walking home she stinks how's everyone feeling after last night
31:58I am still really upset about it I'm not gonna lie and I don't want to get emotional the things
32:03that
32:03have been said are just really upsetting you know and I felt like I was trying to explain myself and
32:08trying to kind of get a word in just escalated really quickly and it just genuinely really really
32:13upset me I don't agree with Lauren on this particular point I like the fact that Namina's in the
32:20group I don't understand what Lauren's problem is what the hell happened last night because I will
32:28say Lauren like you were going in like you were going but was she giving it to get it oh
32:34yeah don't
32:34get me wrong I don't know it's like that came out of nowhere I mean she's been giving it a
32:38lot easily
32:39to everyone she has and I do agree I mean she started with me yeah she started with you she's
32:44coming for me and then it went yeah and I do agree I had told her that I did I'm
32:48lucky mate you got it
32:49yeah you know you keep pushing you will get it I already know that when someone attacks me I go
32:54back
32:55twice as hard twice as horrible so don't bother because you're not gonna like what comes out my
32:59mouth why does she feel so entitled to feel that she needs to kind of know why I'm back in
33:05the group
33:05I don't disagree with you it's something that she said to Sima that she never thought you'd hear
33:09about or would get back to you she likes you well it doesn't sound like she likes me she says
33:14those
33:14things about me behind my bag does it I was with Sima in a car and I asked her why
33:20Namina was hanging
33:21around with us as a social climber coming to these parties is a bit of a bag are these words
33:28harsh yeah
33:29but Lauren says what she means and I don't necessarily disagree with her and she explained
33:36to me that she is launching a new equestrian outfit and she wants to be in the right circles
33:43for that promote it and I said I get it when I met Lauren and you know when I met
33:52you girls I
33:52was a different person back then most of the time I wouldn't actually fight back but I'm a fighter
33:56I've been through absolute shit in my life and I will fight you if I have to I will fight
33:59you I'm
34:00not gonna just swallow because that's the person you are with Lauren it could go one of either two
34:04ways she could reflect and be apologetic or she could get really defensive and make it worse I mean
34:11I really hope that it's not the latter I hope that she's I hope so too because I do not
34:15know how I
34:16will react at this point and moment of time you know I just don't know
34:31tonight I've really pulled out the stops I spared no expense I've got two chefs from London to make
34:38sure that the food is on point I want this to be the most lovely warm welcoming last supper that
34:45we
34:45have together to finish the retreat off I'd like everyone to be seated remember how to maneuver your
34:54chairs oh you're not meant to put your handbag on the table are you and we all have every single
35:03one
35:08of us have sheena can I just say because you've had that wonderful activity of learning how to oh
35:13my god could you could you do the honors with the champagne yeah we got it I'll open the bottle
35:20but
35:20not like that do you know what though and Pika what a great activity great party trick that I'm
35:24definitely gonna take oh yes I freaking love that sword that was all right and Pika clearly was not
35:32messing around when she said Tom had a big sword hmm it was so fun I was thinking like a
35:38movie oh it
35:41was an ugly thing Winston no you had Winston he was human he had a proper grumpy face I thought
35:46you I
35:47thought you looked very similar to her I did too with the black cap on I thought like pet like
35:50oh no honestly
35:50I've had a brownie thank you the guy that did your brownie bloody hell sheen I want me fellas
35:59shot them with right to peekaboo thank you thank you for participating I've got some wonderful
36:05adventurers each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart to get all of your diaries
36:10where someone's free without child care without animal problems without work to get you all together
36:15talk oh no talking about diaries I've messed up girls I thought Ralphie's game was tomorrow and it's
36:21tonight so I'm gonna have to scoot off mid football mum life if I missed Ralphie's first game for his
36:29new
36:30club he would never forgive me and I won't forgive myself the mum guilt yeah it's my brain I can't
36:36remember dates it's like an actual flump wishing good luck from us how did you meet David how did you
36:46guys meet through a blind date so about 17 years ago went on a date he was with somebody but
36:52it was
36:53never married he never lived with anybody he lived his life as a single man so I said you've got
36:57to
36:58make a decision whether you're gonna stay with the partner who you've had your children with or whether
37:03you want to be with me and that's not a threat and he just said I've made my mind up
37:07I want to be with
37:08you I think life is full of ups and downs for everybody but I always say to people that good
37:17things happen to good people and I've been a very good person majority of my life and that's why I've
37:23got my happily ever after I work hard make me own money I said to when we get married I'm
37:28happy to sign
37:28a prenup get the prenup written I really believe in prenup I I think as well going through what we've
37:35gone through and single-handedly supporting a family when you get back on the dating apps men
37:40also find it quite intimidating when a woman is totally in their alpha energy yes which I don't
37:46want to be my alpha energy I don't but the fact is I'm I can relate to how Rachel feels
38:01we've both
38:02gone through similar experiences in our life but what they say is what doesn't kill you makes you
38:07stronger sometimes you just have to put your big girl knickers on and get on with it I carry everything
38:13you know and it's a lot of stress so I'm always in my alpha energy and I hate it because
38:20I wish I
38:22wouldn't have to and I what like to soften but also you know even what I earn they find it
38:29intimidating
38:29I feel like sometimes you can't win you work so hard so you are independent you don't need to rely
38:34on anyone but then they don't like it when you work so hard I also put the children first I
38:40always
38:40will do Nick and probably any other man that I might meet is going to find that really frustrating
38:46that they're not the top of my list when you're a mum of five how can anyone be above your
38:51kids I
38:52think I would only date older I do I just I like an older man oh so do I Rachel
38:57we know you do you don't say could you imagine me around no folks though I'd be lethal oh my
39:04goodness
39:15did you feel like you've had a lot of you know judgments around the age gap a hell of a
39:20lot yeah
39:20and a lot of abuse on social media I think one because the age gap and two because of David's
39:25wealth I think people are very judgmental in general when it comes to age gap it's also a
39:30little bit jealous of the situation I get it from all angles it's not about interracial it's more
39:35the fact we're interfaith like obviously I know I have converted but I still get a lot from you know
39:40a lot of the communities Paige have you changed your fashion sense since being with Amir would you
39:44say no I actually haven't I I've made it my kind of strength to be me would you wear revealing
39:50things I've never really been one to have my boobs out too much but that's mainly because I don't
39:54like my baby because I actually I don't think you realize you said something you know at Rachel's
40:00murder mystery or the mystery you said to me you look gorgeous but Amir would never let me leave
40:06the house and that is sadly I'm that's the honest truth he probably wouldn't he would have a go at
40:11me
40:16oh my god Amir would kill me he would love it even like no no that felt a little bit
40:23judgmental
40:23you know it felt a little bit like oh he would never let me go I felt really happy and
40:30you
40:30know I felt like I dressed you thought I judged you I felt a little bit judged there this is
40:36so
40:37weird because it wasn't Paige the one that ran out after Naminah when she was really upset and
40:41actually spent the rest of the night with her and now for Naminah to kind of turn on her and
40:47pick at
40:48her for something like so petty that's not very good I think it sounded like you were maybe saying
40:54that she was disrespecting her husband by going out like that and they're not like that this is a
40:59bit of a stretch he completely trusts whatever she wears girls this is a bit of a reach I'm completely
41:04lost if Naminah had such a problem with what I said why is she waiting until now to tell me
41:09why am I
41:10getting like you're not being attacked oh my god like my god let me have a go at Amir like
41:17it's
41:17just my personal views I never judge anyone for what they look like do or anything I am not being
41:25judged
41:26all my life no I'm getting pissed I'm not gonna be like I'm a judging person because I never judge
41:32anyone I have been through it I have been there and been the person who was fucking judged I have
41:39a
41:39community where I am not don't fit in I am judging every walk of my religion everything I do I
41:44would
41:45never fucking judge anyone is your husband happy for you to go out in whatever you've got on yes then
41:54crack on why do you care about somebody's opinion babes if you're gonna wear a see-through outfit be
42:00confident in it and crack on let's just calm down I respect that you apologize and I feel like we
42:11should just leave it there okay well I could I hear you I heard you and I'm sorry you thought
42:15that way then I don't think you think the people you speak and this is a this is a positive
42:20thing
42:21she doesn't think before she speaks she doesn't what about you well you've not stopped speaking
42:26missus well am I allowed to speak or not obviously go go for it you're holding court so continue no
42:32I'm not
42:34Namina's forming a little bit of a pattern here first it was me then it was Paige now it's Lauren
42:40look out girls who's next I was with Seema on the way home and I said how come Namina's hanging
42:48around
42:48again is she becoming a bit of a back by saying that you're basically don't know I'm saying I'm
42:52I'm just cut you just said it I appreciate my time more than anything of anything alive why I
43:00couldn't I want why not I want to celebrate life I want to be around people I like I actually
43:06like
43:07these girls you should actually take to see my turn around and not question it and say good on
43:18her for being around again after everything she's been through and I did at the end at the end no
43:24but
43:25why question it in a fucking first place because I couldn't understand why anybody would want to come
43:30to an event and be an extra and that's why I'm why you were there I'm getting myself back I've
43:41been quiet
43:42for three years fighting something behind the scenes I understand I think Namina is one of the
43:48strongest girls going through what she's been through my father had cancer and I don't think
43:52it ever leaves you I'm trying to get back out there build my business and I said well done to
43:58Seema
43:59here with girls like you the word beg is not nice and I apologize I shouldn't have said it
44:05but why Seema said the word beg why she repeated it all and actually if you're going to repeat a
44:11conversation I have no problem but say the end the end was I'm glad that you're here if there's
44:18anything that Seema needs to learn it's to keep her mouth firmly closed because all of this Seema is
44:23down to you I do feel like a conversation is going to have to be had with Seema to find
44:31out what she's
44:32said and done at this point I don't understand why she's done it but there has to be a reason
44:37because
44:37this is not making sense to me right now next time on the real housewives of Cheshire oh my god
44:54right
44:55brain free how are you feeling you're very stiff it's literally like someone's pulling the skin what did
45:06you say we've got a lot of stress with our house I always am able to manage my stress and
45:13I'm finding
45:13it the most hard to talk to him the closest person to me ring me she has sent messages to
45:21you to invite
45:22you out and you have to climb polka-dot princess as polka-dot
45:52you
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