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00:00:28Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:00:35ZDF, 2020
00:00:59ZDF, 2020
00:01:26Hey, you just wait until everyone's at the table.
00:01:28Hey, something camp out tonight?
00:01:30You're too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know, I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I'm going to a party tonight.
00:01:33You talked about that, the answer is no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's gonna be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up Max!
00:01:41Oh gosh, please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So, your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:54Das ist wichtig.
00:01:57Ich habe gesagt, dass ich das.
00:01:58Ja, okay.
00:01:59Okay, so your dad und ich wollte zu sprechen mit den drei of you
00:02:02weil wir entschieden, dass wir müssen ein Veränderungen machen.
00:02:07No, I...
00:02:08Was are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:11No, no, no, it's just...
00:02:12It's trial separation.
00:02:13You're going on trial?
00:02:14No, no, we're just going to live apart.
00:02:16Yeah, we're not going on trial.
00:02:17No, there is no trial.
00:02:19I would not...
00:02:20They're getting divorced, that's what that means.
00:02:22We're going to live apart for a while.
00:02:23For forever, just say it.
00:02:24Guys, would you please just listen to me?
00:02:27Please, God, you won't be on trial.
00:02:28Taylor, I don't want to be on trial.
00:02:30Oh, so Taylor, you just got to believe that.
00:02:32I don't want to be on trial.
00:03:03Oh, God.
00:03:05We're going to be on trial.
00:03:07We're going to be on trial.
00:03:10We're going to be on trial.
00:03:10We're going to be on trial.
00:03:12We're going to be on trial.
00:03:13We're going to be on trial.
00:03:15We're going to be on trial.
00:03:16We're going to be on trial.
00:03:17We're going to be on trial.
00:03:18We're going to be on trial.
00:03:19We're going to be on trial.
00:03:21We're going to be on trial.
00:03:22We're going to be on trial.
00:03:23We're going to be on trial.
00:03:24We're going to be on trial.
00:03:24We're going to be on trial.
00:03:24We're going to be on trial.
00:03:28We're going to be on trial.
00:03:30We're going to be on trial.
00:03:35Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:03:38I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:43All right, so, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:47Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:06Mom, he's doing it again!
00:04:10Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:15I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it.
00:04:16Stop it.
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen, this is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:24Will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:25Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:32What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, Dad!
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a plate to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God!
00:04:48Stop.
00:04:49That is enough.
00:04:50Thank you.
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:53God, you're near me!
00:04:54All right, Mr. D.
00:04:54Eric!
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56What?
00:04:56Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04It's a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:06Go wait in the car.
00:05:07Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're
00:05:12going through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put it in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:16You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:26Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32All right, bring it down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah, just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:37Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:41They can bring the clock over here.
00:05:49Oh.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:21This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:31Twelve-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:51Huh.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:15Hi.
00:07:16Another package for young Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:21Oh, yes.
00:07:21You got your bag?
00:07:22It's on my back.
00:07:27Eh!
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:54Is she sick of me?
00:07:55She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01I mean, because he's all these issues that were diagnosed by professionals, he gets to sit
00:08:05in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:06Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09Honey, can you imagine not wanting to be touched, not wanting to go outside?
00:08:13Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of shit?
00:08:17Max!
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of shit.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar on the floor.
00:08:34We're here together, guys.
00:08:35Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:40Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh, thanks.
00:08:48Sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:01My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04Would never sue you, Jen, never.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you'd want me to.
00:09:09Oh, I mean, you're sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:09:11No, no, no, I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:11Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13I'm ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment's notice.
00:09:18What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See what?
00:09:24It's a kid!
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:28Do you have insurance?
00:09:30You don't.
00:09:31Hold on.
00:09:31Hold on.
00:09:32Hold on.
00:09:33You didn't have a camera?
00:09:35You didn't see him.
00:09:43Taylor?
00:09:46Taylor?
00:09:57Taylor, did you just...
00:09:59Did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:12Oh, wow, you fixed Grandpa's clock.
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:17Okay, I'm late for an appointment.
00:10:19I've got to go.
00:10:19If you want to go out of the house,
00:10:21just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:24I love you, too.
00:10:31Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:35I saw him this morning.
00:10:37Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah, Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:46I went to the basement.
00:10:47It's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering,
00:10:52because when I went down to the...
00:10:54Hello.
00:10:55Let's save some of that space, shall we?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:10:59Load this.
00:11:02This.
00:11:03So, um, so it's happening tonight.
00:11:06Mm.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:13So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:15How are you going to communicate this to the three of them,
00:11:17that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:21Well, we don't know.
00:11:22That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:23Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:29Mm-hmm.
00:11:30That's... that's why we're here.
00:11:32Great.
00:11:33Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:35Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:38I'm just tired...
00:11:40Mm-hmm.
00:11:40...of it all.
00:11:42The distrust, the...
00:11:46...disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:48Mm.
00:11:48If we're gonna be single,
00:11:50maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:52Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:55So, here's what we'll do, okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like
00:12:00this conversation with your children...
00:12:05...unspooling.
00:12:06Oh, we don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen,
00:12:16if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:20You could schedule a test from Quest
00:12:22right at your home.
00:12:23Mm-hmm.
00:12:24Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:25Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:28Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings
00:12:30by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't...
00:12:37He doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you,
00:12:47but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants,
00:12:51but they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:56His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing
00:13:04every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes!
00:13:07My gosh!
00:13:08Who...
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:12In your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:18I don't suppose you want to, um...
00:13:20I don't know,
00:13:21go back to the...
00:13:23house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or...
00:13:27whatever.
00:13:28Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries, you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:57Hey.
00:13:58I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:06And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12Hm.
00:14:12Oh, I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather share it with than you.
00:14:23You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but...
00:14:31I care for you.
00:14:32While I might not know too much about your personal life,
00:14:35I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:38Come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:44Are you okay?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:51You feel it too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58Oh, I'm...
00:14:58No.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:04I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:08EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:16In the car.
00:15:17Speak to me!
00:15:18Compartment.
00:15:20Found it.
00:15:21It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:23Woo!
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:25Let's do this.
00:15:28Oh, God.
00:15:36Ah!
00:15:37Goosh!
00:15:38Oh, God.
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:46Uh-huh.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:00I...
00:16:01I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:08Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:12Sorry.
00:16:14Hey.
00:16:15Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19So sorry.
00:16:20I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait.
00:16:23What?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:25When did you last see him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow.
00:16:30That went good.
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:42Mom?
00:16:43Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:44I didn't know where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No.
00:16:46He left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Okay, Taylor.
00:16:49What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:09Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:11What restaurant?
00:17:13Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:33Thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing, and then...
00:17:48Today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:52Jan...
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:55We...
00:17:56Listen.
00:17:57We can wait.
00:17:58Okay?
00:17:59We don't have to tell him tonight.
00:18:01All right?
00:18:04Thank you.
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What?
00:18:09Why?
00:18:10You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Wait, I...
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:14I pulled it.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:16Student had an allergic reaction, so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:22You did this?
00:18:23You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30You must have freaked.
00:18:31Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:40Who?
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:42He's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands and...
00:18:49But that's it.
00:18:51So...
00:18:56Congratulations.
00:18:58Wait.
00:18:59I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:05Hey, someone can't talk to me.
00:19:07I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:12Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:12Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:14Guys, everybody stop fighting.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:19So, your dad and I, um, we wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place,
00:19:25um, about something really important.
00:19:28Mm-hmm.
00:19:29Yeah, this is important.
00:19:31I already said that.
00:19:31I know.
00:19:32Okay.
00:19:32So, anyway, you're...
00:19:34Taylor, um, Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:36Hey, we're not done talking here.
00:19:38Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:41Taylor!
00:19:41Taylor!
00:20:14That's so my darling.
00:20:21What you have in the community ever beach.
00:20:23No.
00:20:29You're something really than that.
00:20:34I kind of had close the sleazy of you to see this place.
00:20:35I can only think 1,0 k to 1, 0 but 30, 0, ik am happy each other.
00:20:35And it's going to be a connection.
00:20:35See?
00:20:36You don't have to be reci plays with two predictions.
00:20:37I think it's going to be parental fun and a name.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:51Help!
00:20:53Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop.
00:21:02Stop.
00:21:03Mom, he's doing it again.
00:21:05Make him stop.
00:21:06Hey, listen up.
00:21:07This is important.
00:21:07We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:10Seriously?
00:21:11Tonight?
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15All right, honey, I'm gonna dispense
00:21:17with all the formalities and just bribe you.
00:21:19What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:22Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:24Uh, it's not.
00:21:26It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:28Tomorrow night, you can go out with Jacob.
00:21:29Till 10.30 at night.
00:21:3211.
00:21:3411.30?
00:21:35I told you! I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:37It doesn't have to be Jacob.
00:21:38It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:41I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages
00:21:43and G-rated movies
00:21:44and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:49Thank you.
00:21:50Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:52Not just for this, for everything.
00:21:55I...
00:21:55We never have to worry about you.
00:21:59You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:30Um...
00:22:32I have to tell you something.
00:22:33Jacob.
00:22:34I can't go to Jamie's party anymore.
00:22:37My parents need me at dinner.
00:22:40Uh...
00:22:40Emma!
00:22:42I bought these.
00:22:44An entire box.
00:22:45Very optimistic.
00:22:47Let's just do it in my place.
00:22:48Right now.
00:22:49You have a death metal bedspread.
00:22:51And little planes hanging above your bed.
00:22:53Okay, they're Jedi starfighters.
00:22:56Oh my god.
00:22:58This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01Guess I looked out then.
00:23:15Speak if you can.
00:23:17Dear Doctor.
00:23:18Stay.
00:23:18Good sir.
00:23:19Why do you start?
00:23:20And things that you sound so fairy.
00:23:22Oh, hail McBeth.
00:23:25Hail McBeth.
00:23:25What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:28Ugh.
00:23:28My parents, they want me to have some dinner.
00:23:30Hey, uh...
00:23:32Good stuff.
00:23:37Which is...
00:23:38And on stage, he's so good at killing people.
00:23:42Hey.
00:23:45Eva, can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:47Sure.
00:23:50There is a party tonight.
00:23:52Jamie's house, parents out of town, but they've had their place to ourselves.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:57Whatever.
00:23:59After all, he already bought an entire box.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:22Are you okay?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:25You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:32The scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:42Thank you.
00:24:45You know, they're, um...
00:24:46They're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:50Um...
00:24:50I thought it'd be fun to see, you know, his interpretation of...
00:24:53Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could...
00:24:57We could do that or something else or just, you know, that or...
00:25:01Are you...
00:25:02Asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:06Maybe.
00:25:06Yes. Yeah.
00:25:07I... Yeah.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:13Um...
00:25:13Oh...
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16Uh...
00:25:16Okay.
00:25:17Um...
00:25:17Well, so yeah.
00:25:18It's...
00:25:18It's the night.
00:25:19So...
00:25:21Can't.
00:25:22Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:26Your...
00:25:26Your mother called the office.
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:30Oh my god.
00:25:35Coco.
00:25:36Coco.
00:25:37Coco.
00:25:53Mom.
00:25:56Mom.
00:25:57Dad.
00:26:00Taylor.
00:26:02Is mom here?
00:26:09You promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore.
00:26:12Hello, Emma.
00:26:13I'm speaking to you as a British pop star, so you'll pay closer attention.
00:26:16I can't believe this.
00:26:17I thought there was an emergency.
00:26:18There is an emergency.
00:26:20At dinner, mom and dad will separate.
00:26:22I need your help to keep them together.
00:26:30That's what this dinner is about.
00:26:34I mean, I knew they were having problems, but mom said they were working them out.
00:26:40How do you know this?
00:26:43The clock can turn back time.
00:26:45Up to 12 hours.
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Come on.
00:26:49I found out when I fixed it the first day it came.
00:26:53That's today.
00:26:55It came this morning.
00:26:56This is the 23rd version of today.
00:26:59Which is how I know that mom and dad are splitting up at the end of it.
00:27:02And how I know the next words you're going to say.
00:27:05This is stupid.
00:27:07Well, yeah, of course you knew that.
00:27:09This is stupid.
00:27:10Um, how about this?
00:27:11Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles.
00:27:41I think I know how to stop mom, but I need your help with dad.
00:27:45They're making a big mistake.
00:27:48How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:51I'm better now than later.
00:27:53Spoiler alert.
00:27:54Love sucks.
00:27:56It never lasts.
00:27:59Jacob's a wanker.
00:28:01Mom and dad are different.
00:28:22Mom and dad.
00:28:22Oh, god.
00:28:24You're done barfing, right?
00:28:25Because I just cleaned my car.
00:28:27Yeah?
00:28:28Oh-oh.
00:28:30Hm.
00:28:34Wir sind auf einem Flughafen.
00:28:41Pull over, hier.
00:28:54Sorry, wir haben nicht viel Zeit zusammengebracht.
00:29:00Wir reden nicht viel mehr, haben wir?
00:29:04Ich weiß, wir sind nicht zu sprechen, aber wir können sprechen, richtig?
00:29:11Wir wollen einfach nicht.
00:29:16Look, ich schaue dich nicht.
00:29:19Viele Leute sagen, das ist wirklich dumm.
00:29:22Ich habe nur gefragt, ob...
00:29:26Taylor, woher du gehst?
00:29:29Was sind wir?
00:29:30Was sind Sie?
00:29:36Oh, mein Gott!
00:29:39Was sind Sie?
00:29:41Was sind Sie?
00:29:42Was sind Sie?
00:29:42Was sind Sie?
00:29:42Was sind Sie?
00:29:42Die Kinder!
00:29:43Was ist passiert?
00:29:44Die sind Sie?
00:29:45Die sind Sie schon wiederklar!
00:29:49Sie sind hier.
00:29:50Oh, mein Gott.
00:29:50Wenn Mom und Dad wissen, was Sie waren, you wären so grounded.
00:29:53Ich liebe Being Grounded.
00:29:55Aber das war das die easye Part.
00:29:57Jetzt ist ich die Hilfe.
00:30:06Oh, look at him. No wonder they're in trouble. Mom's beautiful and he's a mess. It's like he's not even
00:30:14trying anymore. And he's smoking again? He's such a loser. How is that our dad?
00:30:20It's all we have to work with. Yeah, I know. I have an idea, but we need money. Taylor, is
00:30:31that real? How did you get it? The stock market. Is that totally ethical? It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:44Okay, so you're going to say to him, it's a promotion and we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the
00:30:48office and it's your turn. I don't like lying.
00:30:53How short do you want it?
00:30:59We have 60 seconds. Is this absolutely necessary?
00:31:41No. Oh my God.
00:31:43Oh, no. Um...
00:31:49Ah!
00:31:54Ah!
00:32:05Do you notice this haircut at least?
00:32:15Oh my God. Oh my God. They're going somewhere together. This is great.
00:32:18I've never gotten it this far.
00:32:33This is huge. They went home together. We actually did it.
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner.
00:32:57I know I acted like I didn't care when you first told me.
00:33:05I guess...
00:33:09I guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have any control of these things that are happening to you.
00:33:21The truth is, I can't imagine Mom and Dad apart.
00:33:34Oh, crap. Mom's leaving by herself.
00:33:44Mom... Mom what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55He was that weird guy with Mom.
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car. I'm not doing it.
00:34:04I'm not strong enough.
00:34:07Please. I'll explain later.
00:34:09Get back.
00:34:20That's an EpiPen. It could save someone's life.
00:34:22Oh my God. But you're not even breathing.
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:28Oh God, not my window!
00:34:30Right there.
00:34:31Oh God, I found it.
00:34:33Okay.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37I put you there. I put you there.
00:34:39Let's do it!
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing Mom's new weird guy friend isn't going to solve anything.
00:34:49She needs a shock, but not that kind of shock.
00:34:53Oh my God.
00:34:54She needs a vision.
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Minnie Martin by favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:35:00Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm on my way.
00:35:02Until tomorrow.
00:35:02Who's that?
00:35:04Uh, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street.
00:35:06Bye!
00:35:08It's showtime.
00:35:10Hey Siri, call Dylan.
00:35:18Go Dylan, go.
00:35:23Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
00:35:30Out!
00:35:31Out!
00:35:32Brief candle!
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot filled with sound and fury signifying nothing.
00:35:38My spouse has died, but yours still lives.
00:35:44A chance to change your fate and fate to you alone gives.
00:35:47See the light and change your way.
00:35:50Change your way.
00:35:52And change today.
00:35:59It was really okay?
00:36:01Oh my God, it was so much better than okay.
00:36:03You totally blew her mind.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05And what was that part at the end?
00:36:06That wasn't in the play.
00:36:07I rode it.
00:36:09To fit the occasion.
00:36:10Wow, you're really good.
00:36:12Thank you.
00:36:17Thank you again so much for doing this.
00:36:19I...
00:36:21Um...
00:36:21Uh...
00:36:27I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:28Tomorrow.
00:36:30Tomorrow.
00:36:31Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and...
00:36:33Hey, McBeth!
00:36:34Move it!
00:36:42Hey, Mom.
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid.
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh.
00:36:46Weird.
00:36:48Oh, yeah.
00:36:49I guess so.
00:36:51No, I'm sorry.
00:36:52I forgot about that.
00:36:53I just, uh, saw it lying by the side of the street.
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody.
00:36:57It would leave it there.
00:36:59Maybe a crazy man?
00:37:00Hey.
00:37:01Hey, everybody.
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon.
00:37:04Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:09Looks good, right?
00:37:11Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:37:14all in the same place, about something important.
00:37:17But we're not gonna do that tonight.
00:37:20Instead, we're just gonna have a nice family dinner, alright?
00:37:22Right.
00:37:23Dig in.
00:37:24I'm gonna have this.
00:37:25Thank you very much.
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow.
00:37:32I knew it.
00:37:33I knew his face.
00:37:34I couldn't remember his name.
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40What are you Mo doing?
00:37:41Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class,
00:37:44and he just followed me around a supermarket
00:37:48doing Shakespeare quotes.
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird.
00:37:53Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually.
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just gonna text his mom.
00:37:58No, stop.
00:38:00It was my idea.
00:38:04I thought that it would change your plans,
00:38:06and it did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With Dad.
00:38:14To get divorced.
00:38:16What?
00:38:16No, that's not what's happening.
00:38:18Wait, no.
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but...
00:38:20There is no but.
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house.
00:38:23We just don't.
00:38:23We face each other from a place of honesty.
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks
00:38:29before you went to his car and pulled down his pants?
00:38:31Emma!
00:38:32Emma!
00:38:33What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private.
00:38:37We met at a restaurant.
00:38:38He had allergic reaction.
00:38:39It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection.
00:38:40You hate needles.
00:38:42Mmm.
00:38:46Congratulations.
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody.
00:38:49I knew we'd be a student.
00:38:52Sweetie!
00:38:52No.
00:38:53No.
00:38:54Emma!
00:38:55Emma!
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma!
00:38:57Wait, sweetie, guys.
00:39:04What a piece of shit!
00:39:05Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that.
00:39:08Dude, we're gonna go.
00:39:10Yeah?
00:39:21Oh.
00:39:33Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:39:42So...
00:39:45We're doing it tonight.
00:39:47Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know.
00:39:52Dan has an extra room.
00:39:54Dan, this place is disgusting.
00:39:57I don't suppose you want to move out?
00:39:59Don't put it on me.
00:40:04Max!
00:40:14Hey!
00:40:15Max!
00:40:17What do you want?
00:40:18I'm rocking out.
00:40:18Oh, rock out in your own room.
00:40:20With your own headphones.
00:40:21Nobody wants to hear this.
00:40:23That's not true.
00:40:24And leave your sister alone.
00:40:26Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space?
00:40:29Stay away.
00:40:30So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner.
00:40:32Then you're gonna talk to Max and Em.
00:40:34Yes, yes.
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at...
00:40:38Dinner.
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage.
00:40:43What does it matter?
00:40:44It doesn't work.
00:40:45It's kind of creepy.
00:40:46Well, it's got these scuff marks all over it.
00:40:48It's got a scratch up here.
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing.
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did you?
00:40:54Not yet.
00:40:54To get out of the basement.
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it.
00:41:14Taylor?
00:41:15Are you...
00:41:29Huh.
00:41:31Wow.
00:41:33That's incredible.
00:41:35Don't touch it.
00:41:37It's very fragile.
00:41:39Oh.
00:41:40Right.
00:41:42Of course.
00:41:44Amazing.
00:41:45Uh, there's a package here for President Obama himself.
00:41:51Wow.
00:41:53Well, that is amazing.
00:41:55Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:58Taylor?
00:42:00Were you listening in on our conversation?
00:42:02Because you know, we've talked to you about listening before.
00:42:08Well, that is amazing.
00:42:10Promise me, you'll never leave us.
00:42:21Oh, God.
00:42:22I love you.
00:42:23And your sister.
00:42:25Your brother so much.
00:42:27I never wanted...
00:42:30Well, that is amazing.
00:42:31Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:42:38No matter what happens.
00:42:40No matter what happens.
00:42:42I love you.
00:42:43And your brother and sister very much.
00:42:47Fist bump?
00:42:51Alright.
00:42:52I'll see you a little later, alright?
00:42:54Oh.
00:42:58Forgot my coat.
00:43:07Hey, Eric.
00:43:09Charlie.
00:43:11You have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Yeah, okay.
00:43:15Never mind.
00:43:26Hey, Devin.
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:28I'm sorry, Mr. D.
00:43:29But I got some not-so-great news about your apartment.
00:43:31Apparently, Harry Styles called and wanted your apartment for his L.A.P. at the tier.
00:43:35Offered a bunch of cash and they gave it to him.
00:43:37Not cool.
00:43:38What?
00:43:38What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it.
00:43:40I mean, I'm totally a styler, but also not cool.
00:43:43No, no, no.
00:43:43Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
00:43:47I can show it to you this afternoon.
00:43:50Great.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:51Well then, let's go.
00:43:54We're gonna have misgivings.
00:43:56That's part of the process.
00:43:57Here.
00:43:57Oh, thanks, Bill.
00:43:59How's Devin?
00:44:00Is he helping?
00:44:01Oh, yeah.
00:44:02He's a real go-getter.
00:44:04Yeah.
00:44:05I don't know what I would've done without him in my divorces.
00:44:07Gotta have a bachelor pad.
00:44:09Wait till you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:13How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin.
00:44:18Your son.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:19No, he's great.
00:44:20I think our relationship's probably...
00:44:23It's as good as it's ever gonna be.
00:44:24You know?
00:44:25Uh-huh.
00:44:27I'm gonna go get a latte.
00:44:28Yeah.
00:44:29Grab me one, too.
00:44:32Hey, Dad.
00:44:33Oh, God.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:35This is for a friend.
00:44:36Terrible habit.
00:44:37I should...
00:44:37He should quit?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39Why aren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it.
00:44:42You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend.
00:44:45Fair enough.
00:44:46What can I do for you?
00:44:46Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used.
00:44:50These?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52Brand new.
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit.
00:44:54Which I'm willing to keep a secret.
00:44:57If what?
00:44:58If you let me give you a makeover.
00:45:02What?
00:45:03Me?
00:45:03No.
00:45:04What are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad.
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought and the general weirdness of your sudden appearance
00:45:11here, but...
00:45:12Trust me.
00:45:14You need one.
00:45:17Desperately.
00:45:19Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:45:22You look amazing, Dad.
00:45:23I don't feel like myself, honestly.
00:45:24Please.
00:45:24You just have to be confident.
00:45:25But when you see, Mom, please tell me this was your idea.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:28Okay?
00:45:29I had nothing to do with it.
00:45:30You did it for her.
00:45:31No, no, no, no, honey.
00:45:32This isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
00:45:35No, you'll be fine.
00:45:35It's fine.
00:45:39Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43Uh-huh.
00:45:43I just decided to change my look.
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:47No.
00:45:48I did it all for you.
00:45:50I don't believe that.
00:45:52Emma told me to say that.
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover.
00:45:57Emma?
00:45:58Yeah.
00:45:59Wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was canceled.
00:46:05That's weird.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg.
00:46:09Weirdest day I've ever experienced.
00:46:11Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight.
00:46:14Hey!
00:46:15Hello.
00:46:16What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know.
00:46:20Let's find out.
00:46:21Let's find out together.
00:46:22Come on in.
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good. How are you?
00:46:25Thank you.
00:46:26I'm great.
00:46:28This is great.
00:46:32So, um...
00:46:33Sorry, family emergency.
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight.
00:46:37Mm-hmm.
00:46:39I hear that.
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner and that's what we've spoken about.
00:46:50It feels a little soon.
00:46:51Best not to rush into things.
00:46:53I'm sorry.
00:46:53Did something change?
00:46:54Because last week you were...
00:46:55Last week was so last week.
00:46:56Am I right?
00:46:58I say so many things, you know?
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth.
00:47:01Just trying things.
00:47:02But this week I'm getting this vibe, right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people.
00:47:07Great people who can either, hey, stay together or make the same mistakes with less great people.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:14Just spitballing air.
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:17Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice.
00:47:21Well, you just turned around after months of discussion and changed your mind.
00:47:26True.
00:47:27I don't even know what I'm doing.
00:47:28There's nothing there.
00:47:29There's nothing there.
00:47:31There's nothing there.
00:47:34I know what I'm doing.
00:47:36I'm keeping you two from burning it all down.
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire.
00:47:40Cooling you off.
00:47:41Cool off.
00:47:43How about a candy, you guys?
00:47:45Let's sweeten the deal for the deals.
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:48You just have a great last name.
00:47:50I don't like my last name, but we can't pick our Danish stepfathers.
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him.
00:47:56I'm okay.
00:47:58What about when he spritzed us with the water?
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03That's so unprofessional.
00:48:05Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill.
00:48:07Bill from your work.
00:48:09You're right.
00:48:09It was.
00:48:11A hundred percent.
00:48:12And by the way, you have lost like ten years.
00:48:14This haircut is so cute.
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house.
00:48:24Take a nap.
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:28Well, we're still married.
00:48:31Some countries you'd have to.
00:48:34Eric!
00:48:35Eric!
00:48:54Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up.
00:48:58No wonder half the country's divorced.
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it.
00:49:13Entropy.
00:49:18You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:21What?
00:49:24You ever think there...
00:49:33What did you say?
00:49:34Nothing.
00:49:38Nothing.
00:49:43Are you alright?
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:46Fine.
00:49:51Ugh.
00:49:53I gotta make a word call.
00:49:54I got a new private.
00:49:56Hmm.
00:49:56Lucky guy.
00:49:57How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess.
00:50:01I'll leave you in private.
00:50:03So you make your call.
00:50:05Private.
00:50:07Ooh.
00:50:08Now, as you can see, everything is up to the minute, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art.
00:50:12Everything that the modern, hot, single man, especially with this look, could ask for.
00:50:16Okay, okay.
00:50:17And I want to be clear about this.
00:50:18This place is available immediately.
00:50:20Oh, yeah!
00:50:21It's all yours.
00:50:22No worries.
00:50:22And wait till the new hookups see this place.
00:50:24I'm talking muy entusiastic consent, hombre.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:28And most of the residents are single, so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids.
00:50:33Oh, right, right this way.
00:50:36Alright.
00:50:37Here we go.
00:50:40And you are going to love this place.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:45Wrong number of kids.
00:50:46Oh.
00:50:47Gets a little malfunction-y.
00:50:48Okay, hold on.
00:50:49Let's do a little.
00:50:51Here we go.
00:50:52Welcome to your new bachelor.
00:50:56Oh, my lord.
00:51:01It was perfect this morning.
00:51:03You know, I'm sorry, Mrs. Deale won't get this fixed up and have it be this-
00:51:13What am I doing?
00:51:19Hmm, guess so.
00:51:21Oh, God.
00:51:22I forgot about that.
00:51:23Yeah, who would put it there?
00:51:25Hmm, maybe a crazy man?
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Were you two, uh...
00:51:31What?
00:51:33Never mind.
00:51:34Um...
00:51:35Honey...
00:51:36Can we talk?
00:51:37Who came up with the idea of a deadline?
00:51:40Maybe we, you know, could do it next week, or a couple of weeks, or the first of the month.
00:51:46But you've talked about being in limbo.
00:51:48Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy?
00:51:51You know that's not what I want.
00:51:54And if there's any chance that we can work this out, isn't it worth waiting a moment?
00:51:59Do you really believe that?
00:52:06I know I haven't been fully present for a while.
00:52:12But you know, ever since Taylor was born, I'm like a ghost in this house.
00:52:18I certainly fell off your radar.
00:52:24I just...
00:52:26I have three kids who...
00:52:27We have three kids, Jen.
00:52:29So where have you been?
00:52:32You're just so much better at it than me.
00:52:35Especially with Taylor.
00:52:37I could never reach him.
00:52:39At all.
00:52:40And I could never reach you.
00:52:43I just...
00:52:44I don't know.
00:52:44Just checked out.
00:52:45Like I've had one foot out the door for months.
00:52:48But today, something changed.
00:52:51Really.
00:52:54God, I don't want to live my life without my family.
00:52:59Without my kids.
00:53:01Without you.
00:53:03How do I know you won't have one foot out the door again tomorrow?
00:53:09I'm right here.
00:53:12Fully committed.
00:53:15And you'll let Emma keep dressing you?
00:53:22Yes, I will.
00:53:28Oh!
00:53:28Oh! Emma!
00:53:29You can go to your party.
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement for a party.
00:53:38Oh!
00:53:39I'm not going.
00:53:40I'm just...
00:53:41Happy.
00:53:43You know, to have the option.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:59Oh!
00:54:21I'm not going.
00:54:22I'm not going.
00:54:22Why?
00:54:23Let me take this.
00:54:27Dad?
00:54:28Was machst du?
00:54:31Mein Vater sagte immer, die Klaue kann dir jetzt helfen.
00:54:35Es war immer kaputt.
00:54:37Man kann nie die Gears oder die Bewegungen herausfinden.
00:54:40Aber schau dir das.
00:54:42Galileo sagte, dass ein Pendulum in der Bewegung bleibt,
00:54:45wenn es ein Force-Axe geht.
00:54:47Otherwise, es wird einfach nach vorne und nach vorne und nach vorne.
00:54:53Der Großartig wäre sehr stolz.
00:54:56Text von der Rehler?
00:54:57Ihr new Bachelor pad ist clean und ready.
00:54:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:59Wait.
00:55:00I didn't want to do this run to the kids,
00:55:01but so much for being fully committed.
00:55:03No, no, no, no.
00:55:03This is a miscommunication.
00:55:04This was supposed to be a trial separation.
00:55:07You were going to stay at Dan's.
00:55:08You said Dan's was gross.
00:55:09I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:55:12Yeah, and for your new girlfriend.
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend.
00:55:14Just a lonely Bachelor pad.
00:55:16There's no Bachelor pad.
00:55:17You better hope there is,
00:55:18because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:55:21And you know what?
00:55:22It's lucky for you,
00:55:23you have a pet suitcase under your bed.
00:55:26No.
00:55:26And I saw it!
00:55:28Jan!
00:55:31Jan!
00:55:35Should I do the honors?
00:55:45Does he look tired to you?
00:55:47And he looks tired to you?
00:56:16I'm so scared to you.
00:56:46Untertitelung. BR 2018
00:57:01We steal his phone. That's great.
00:57:04But we can't be in three places at once.
00:57:06Oh, God.
00:57:07Hey, guys. What are you talking about?
00:57:09Nothing to do with you.
00:57:11Why are you guys not just leaving me out of stuff?
00:57:15Ow.
00:57:34If I'm not in my room or eating breakfast, he comes down here.
00:57:37I don't want him involved with this.
00:57:39Involved in what?
00:57:40Have a nice trip.
00:57:41You better come.
00:57:42Ow.
00:57:43How did you know that was going to happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:52Seriously? That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait, no, no, no. Stop.
00:58:00Whoa. It really works.
00:58:01You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just, I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10Turn back the clock. He's stuck with us now.
00:58:13Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:17This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:21Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:29Pay attention, Max.
00:58:31The clock is aging.
00:58:33It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be your last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:39They're my mom and dad, too.
00:58:48So obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed us and not mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:56Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:01Hey, guys.
00:59:01What are you doing down here?
00:59:03I'm going to drive Max to school today, so you're off the hook.
00:59:06To school, but we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that we're having dinner tonight?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:14It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:19Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:21Oh, shoot.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:34Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:35We need $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that like drug dealing?
00:59:40No.
00:59:40We knew which stocks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into
00:59:44them.
00:59:44Forget Mom and Dad.
00:59:45Let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high roller suites and have a sibling camp out.
01:00:03Hey, Mom.
01:00:04Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
01:00:07Max, what are you...
01:00:09Max, this is Richard, my student.
01:00:11What's up, bro?
01:00:11Cool duds.
01:00:12Yeah, you can leave now.
01:00:14Wait, don't be rude.
01:00:15Right.
01:00:15Please leave now.
01:00:16I'm so sorry.
01:00:17No, it's cool.
01:00:19It's cool.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:20Well, Rose on a mission.
01:00:22Catch you later.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Tell me about your first date with Dad.
01:00:25How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:28First date.
01:00:29Um, okay, so, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which
01:00:34I'm not into, but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:36Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling
01:00:41beignets.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet.
01:00:43It's like a donut, but they don't have a hole in it.
01:00:46Oh, anyway, so, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good.
01:00:49We have to try one.
01:00:50We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and, oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:55That first bite, they were so delicious, and then it started snowing.
01:01:02It was so crazy, because, like, it never snows in town, and it was just so new, and it was
01:01:12so exciting, and it was just like the city, your dad, life.
01:01:20It was just, it was packed into this one magical moment.
01:01:25Are you okay?
01:01:27Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I, I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone, because it really was special.
01:01:36Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:45Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I, I have to go.
01:01:48Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:56Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and whole.
01:02:00I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about the snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:14Oh, I was just taking it out.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:20Oh, Nemo?
01:02:22Oh, no!
01:02:25I had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no.
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32You're fine.
01:02:38Harry Styles called and he wanted your apartment for his L.A.
01:02:41The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:45You can see it right now.
01:02:46Lord, I feel free.
01:02:54Oh!
01:03:16Ich bin hier.
01:03:26We gotta go, Dad's gonna be here soon.
01:03:27Really? Not now, this is so fun!
01:03:38This is so much fun, I don't want this day to end.
01:03:40Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:04:19What the hell? What'd you do to my car?
01:04:22Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:04:23The whole place is trash.
01:04:25In position, make the call.
01:04:27Good job, Max. We'll finish everything at home.
01:04:29You know what to do now.
01:04:31Devin, call for you on my line.
01:04:33It's Barack Obama.
01:04:36What?
01:04:43Hello? Is this Devin?
01:04:44Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
01:04:46Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day.
01:04:47Yeah! I need a bachelor man.
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay, well, are the girls coming?
01:04:52Yeah, believe it!
01:04:55Axeman to base.
01:04:57Mission accomplished.
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:05:04According to finderphone, you stole...
01:05:08You're Jen's kid.
01:05:09It's Emma and Taylor's fault!
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee!
01:05:15Oh, my God!
01:05:18This is amazing!
01:05:20It's amazing!
01:05:26Did you? I did!
01:05:27I did not!
01:05:28I...
01:05:28I swear!
01:05:31Wow!
01:05:33It was pretty fantastic.
01:05:35That date.
01:05:37That whole night.
01:05:39Yeah, it was.
01:05:41It was.
01:05:43This is unusual.
01:05:45Smells good.
01:05:47Sure does.
01:05:49Should we get a beignet?
01:05:50I think we should.
01:05:53We're gonna have two beignets.
01:05:55Come on, right up.
01:06:01Do it.
01:06:04Alright, here you guys go.
01:06:05Where's Max?
01:06:10They're just as good as they were back then.
01:06:12Back then, I was too terrified to even eat,
01:06:14because I was afraid you were gonna slap me
01:06:15when I asked you to kiss me.
01:06:16I would've kissed you at any time during that date.
01:06:19I probably would've kissed you hello.
01:06:21Now you tell me.
01:06:29So you didn't do this?
01:06:31I didn't do this.
01:06:34It was Max.
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow.
01:06:50This is fantastic.
01:07:04I wanna stay with you and the kids.
01:07:07There's no other home for me.
01:07:10I want you to stay too.
01:07:20Alright, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Judgment day.
01:07:25Max, what happened?
01:07:26Find a phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29You know this little dude?
01:07:30Yeah, he's my brother.
01:07:32Unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now,
01:07:35so thank you for bringing him back,
01:07:37but I'll just take it from here.
01:07:40What's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Clifton.
01:07:49Tell your mom.
01:07:50Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:54Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:55Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry, who are you?
01:07:59Who's this guy?
01:08:00My student.
01:08:00A friend?
01:08:01A friend?
01:08:01How do you know my wife?
01:08:03Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:04I just wanted to let Jen know what a kid was up to.
01:08:06Eric?
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:10How are you doing?
01:08:10Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devon Andrews.
01:08:16I'm Eric Realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:18And that bachelor pad?
01:08:19It is ready.
01:08:20Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:22It's all good.
01:08:23I'm just gonna get going.
01:08:24You wanna go with him?
01:08:24Beignets, anyone.
01:08:25Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:26Can they turn this off?
01:08:28You've caught it.
01:08:28Make this right.
01:08:29Don't turn it back.
01:08:35Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:37You need a lawyer too much.
01:08:39No, hold on.
01:08:40Not following at night.
01:08:42Great sectional in a hot tub.
01:08:43Quiet!
01:08:45Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today
01:08:47is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:52Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but...
01:08:54No, we do not want to go to dinner.
01:08:56Because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:59Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:01Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:03Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up,
01:09:04Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:08Taylor?
01:09:10No, Taylor, I told you I got this!
01:09:14Oh, no!
01:09:15Oh, no!
01:09:15Oh, no!
01:09:30Oh, no!
01:09:33No.
01:09:34I'm going to go to the next?
01:09:35I'm going to go.
01:09:36No.
01:09:38Oh, no.
01:09:38No, no.
01:09:39No, no!
01:09:39No, no!
01:09:40No!
01:09:40No, no!
01:09:41No!
01:09:43No!
01:09:43No!
01:09:43No!
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:47We're gonna need a second opinion.
01:09:49This is a real emergency.
01:09:50Are you kidding?
01:09:52Nobody believes you.
01:09:53God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:10:03Why would thieves only steal a dining room table?
01:10:07Why not jewelry?
01:10:08Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
01:10:11all in the same place about something important.
01:10:14This is important.
01:10:16No excuses. We need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:10:21That's one million dollars.
01:10:23And it's yours to keep. All you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI! Nobody moved!
01:10:34So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:37Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though. It was like they already knew.
01:10:41Couldn't even...
01:10:43Hey! Hey!
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:48Just back here!
01:10:50All right, all right.
01:10:52I get the stage wracking.
01:10:53Should I get major backing?
01:10:54I do it for the people.
01:10:55Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news?
01:10:58I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh, honey! That's amazing!
01:11:04Congratulations!
01:11:05Um, there's just one condition.
01:11:07The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:11That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:11:16I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theater and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry.
01:11:28We'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:34Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:35They think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invented a new foundation, right?
01:11:39We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:42No, look at the clock.
01:11:42We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:46Yeah, I know.
01:11:49What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:52Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back.
01:11:57Whoa.
01:11:57No, you're not.
01:11:58Stop.
01:11:59Don't stop walking, Emma.
01:12:00Oh, my God!
01:12:00Not until we try everything.
01:12:02We have to!
01:12:02Everything!
01:12:03You're going to waste a day!
01:12:04It's over.
01:12:05I'm doing it now!
01:12:06No, you're not!
01:12:10Oh, God.
01:12:12I guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault.
01:12:16Of course it is.
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around.
01:12:20Why I always avoid you.
01:12:21You screw up everything.
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything.
01:12:26You can't!
01:12:27You're a walking catastrophe!
01:12:29Both of you!
01:12:30Don't pick on him!
01:12:33You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:45I'll never get this chance again.
01:12:50There's rumble thunder coming round.
01:12:54Rising from the empty ground.
01:12:58On the cover for his floor.
01:13:02I'm moving high above it all.
01:13:06I'm moving high above it all.
01:13:07They never tell of being down.
01:13:10I wake him as I hit the ground.
01:13:13Don't break my fault.
01:13:18I'll lose it all.
01:13:22Don't touch enough to bring me up.
01:13:40I'm not turning it down.
01:13:42Uh, no.
01:13:43I actually want to collaborate.
01:13:46If you're still talking to me.
01:13:48I'm sorry.
01:13:50I'm sorry.
01:13:50I'm sorry.
01:13:51I'm wrecking, wrecking, wrecking, wrecking sound.
01:13:53Alright.
01:13:55I'm sorry.
01:13:56Cool.
01:13:56What do you have?
01:13:57Alright.
01:13:57I'll write what we can say.
01:13:59For the music part, I'll let you take that over.
01:14:02That's weird.
01:14:03Yeah.
01:14:05We could say, you know, that they can't have each other even though, you know, they deserve
01:14:09each other.
01:14:10Relax.
01:14:11This is so good.
01:14:12This is like when pop songs are really a beat, but then you listen to the lyrics.
01:14:17And they're only the decorations, right?
01:14:18You don't have to be on the stage.
01:14:20Tell me you're like a pattern.
01:14:21Yeah.
01:14:22I can do it.
01:14:22If you're like a pattern.
01:14:23Just make me down.
01:14:26Don't break me down.
01:14:30Don't lose it all.
01:14:34One touch in us.
01:14:38Just bring me up.
01:14:42Oh, róż,ちょっと bring me up.
01:14:47Ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem, ehem.
01:15:03Hallo!
01:15:08Hallo! Hey!
01:15:10Take a seat.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:15Hey.
01:15:17Hi.
01:15:20Dad, take a seat.
01:15:24Alright.
01:15:32This is the story of a couple.
01:15:34Jan and Derek.
01:15:36Who have everything except for each other.
01:15:41By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore.
01:15:46Just can't figure out how to live together.
01:15:51Father and mother
01:15:53Can't be together
01:15:57Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say
01:16:02You just can't change today
01:16:04They just can't change today
01:16:06No way!
01:16:09Do the jobs of each other
01:16:11You just can't change today
01:16:14You just can't change today
01:16:16No matter the day
01:16:18No matter the weather
01:16:28When one moment might have changed everything,
01:16:31when one moment might have made sense of the ring.
01:16:47Well, that was, uh...
01:16:51That was...
01:16:54It was...
01:16:56What was that?
01:17:17Mom?
01:17:30Dad?
01:17:32Dad?
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01:18:00Yes.
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