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00:01:27Just wait
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00:01:28Is at
00:01:28the table
00:01:28Okay
00:01:28Still
00:01:29In
00:01:29Camp
00:01:29Out
00:01:29I'm too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know. I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I'm going to a party tonight.
00:01:33We talked about that. The answer was no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's going to be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up, Max!
00:01:41Oh, gosh. Please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:55This is important.
00:01:57I just said that.
00:01:58I understand.
00:01:58Yeah, okay.
00:01:59Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:02:02because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:02:07No, I...
00:02:08What are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:11No.
00:02:11What? It's just trial separation.
00:02:13You're going on trial?
00:02:14No, no, no. We're just going to live apart.
00:02:16Yeah, we're not going on trial.
00:02:17No, there is no trial.
00:02:19No, we're just...
00:02:20They're getting divorced. That's what that means.
00:02:22We're going to live apart for a last day.
00:02:23For forever. Just say it.
00:02:24Would you please just listen to me?
00:02:27You won't be on trial.
00:02:28Taylor, perhaps!
00:02:29No, why did I try?
00:02:30Oh, so Taylor can just get up and leave.
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:36No, no, no.
00:02:37No, no, no, no.
00:02:38No, no, no, no.
00:02:41No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:49No, no, no, no.
00:03:03Oh, God.
00:03:35Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:03:38I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:40Oof.
00:03:43All right.
00:03:43So, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:47Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56Well, I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:06Mom!
00:04:07He's doing it again!
00:04:10Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:15I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it.
00:04:16Stop it.
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen.
00:04:19This is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:25Will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:25Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, Dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a plate to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:48Stop.
00:04:48I'm going to get you.
00:04:49That is a...
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:53God, you're near me!
00:04:54Try it, Mr. D.
00:04:54Eric!
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56What?
00:04:56Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04This is a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:06Go wait in the car.
00:05:07Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're going through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put her in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:16You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:27Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:32Right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:34Just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:37Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:41They can bring the clock over here.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:08Hokey.
00:06:21This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can.
00:06:26But just don't pull that over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:31Twelve-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41You want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:50Huh.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:15Hey, another package for young Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:21Oh, yes.
00:07:21You got your bag?
00:07:22It's on my back.
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:54Is she sick of me?
00:07:55She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah, I mean, because he has all these issues
00:08:02that were diagnosed by professionals,
00:08:04he gets to sit in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:06Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09Honey, can you imagine not wanting to be touched,
00:08:12not wanting to go outside?
00:08:13Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of shit?
00:08:17Max!
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of shit.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar before...
00:08:34We're here together, guys.
00:08:35Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:40Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh, thanks.
00:08:48Sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:01My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04Would never sue you, Jen, never.
00:09:06Sure.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:09:09Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:09:11No, no, no, I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:12Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13I'm ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment's notice.
00:09:18What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See what?
00:09:24It's a kid.
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:28Do you have insurance?
00:09:30I bet you don't.
00:09:31Hold on.
00:09:31Hold on.
00:09:35Taylor?
00:09:46Taylor?
00:09:56Oh, Taylor, did you just, did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:07Oh, wow, you fixed Grandpa's clock.
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:17Okay, I'm late for an appointment.
00:10:19I've got to go.
00:10:19If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:24I love you, too.
00:10:31Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:35I saw him this morning, dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah, Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:46I went to the basement.
00:10:47He's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering, because when I went down to the...
00:10:54Hello.
00:10:55Let's save some of that space, shall we?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:10:59Oh, what is this?
00:11:00Hi.
00:11:01What is this?
00:11:03So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:06Mm.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:13So, hashtag splitting up, how are you going to communicate this to the three of them,
00:11:17that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:21Well, we don't know.
00:11:22That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:23Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:30Mm-hmm.
00:11:30That's... that's why we're here.
00:11:32Great.
00:11:33Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:35Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:38I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:42The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:48If we're gonna be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:52Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:56So, here's what we'll do, okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:05Unspooling.
00:12:06Oh, we don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:20You could schedule a test from Quest right at your home.
00:12:24Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:25Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:27Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't... he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you,
00:12:47but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants.
00:12:51But they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:56His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes!
00:13:07My gosh!
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:09Please.
00:13:12They're in your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:18I don't suppose you want to, um, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever?
00:13:27Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries, you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:57Hey!
00:13:58I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:05And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12Hm.
00:14:12I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather share it with than you.
00:14:23Mm.
00:14:23You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but I care for you.
00:14:32While I might not know too much about your personal life, I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:38Now, come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:44Are you okay?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:52You feel it, too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58Oh, I'm, no.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:04I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:08EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:15In the car.
00:15:16No, my one.
00:15:17No.
00:15:17Speak to me.
00:15:18Compartment.
00:15:20Found it.
00:15:21It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:23No.
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:25Let's do this.
00:15:28Oh, God.
00:15:35Oh, God.
00:15:37Oh, God.
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:47Uh-huh.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:00I-I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:07Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:12What is it?
00:16:13Sorry.
00:16:15Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19Oh, sorry.
00:16:20I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait.
00:16:23What?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:25When did you last see him?
00:16:27When did you last see him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow.
00:16:30That went good.
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:42Mom?
00:16:43Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:44I didn't know where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No, he left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Taylor, in the basement.
00:16:51Oh, my God, Taylor.
00:16:53What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:11What restaurant?
00:17:13Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:32Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing.
00:17:45And then...
00:17:48Today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:52Oh, Jan.
00:17:54Come on, we...
00:17:56Listen, we can wait.
00:17:58Okay?
00:17:59We don't have to tell them tonight.
00:18:01All right?
00:18:03Oh, thank you.
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What? Why?
00:18:09You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Really?
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:13It bulged it.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:16Student had an allergic reaction, so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:22You did this?
00:18:23You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30He must have freaked.
00:18:31Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:40Who?
00:18:41Yeah, he's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands and...
00:18:49Well, that's it.
00:18:49So.
00:18:56Congratulations.
00:18:58Wait.
00:18:59I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:08I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:11Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:12Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:14Guys, everybody stop fighting, please.
00:19:16Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:19So, your dad and I, um...
00:19:22We wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, um...
00:19:26About something really important.
00:19:28Mm-hmm.
00:19:29Yeah, this is important.
00:19:31I already said that.
00:19:31I know.
00:19:32Okay.
00:19:32So, anyway, you're...
00:19:34Taylor, um...
00:19:35Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:36Hey, we're not done talking here!
00:19:38Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:41Taylor!
00:19:41Taylor?
00:19:44Oh!
00:19:45Ah!
00:19:49I'm coming.
00:20:09I'm coming.
00:20:13I don't know.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:50Help!
00:20:53Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop.
00:21:01Stop.
00:21:03Mom, he's doing it again.
00:21:05Make him stop.
00:21:06Hey, listen up.
00:21:07This is important.
00:21:07We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:10Seriously?
00:21:11Tonight?
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15All right, honey.
00:21:16I'm gonna dispense with all the formalities and just bribe you.
00:21:19What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:22Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:24Uh, it's not.
00:21:26It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:28Tomorrow night, you can go out with Jacob.
00:21:29Till 10.30 at night.
00:21:3211.
00:21:3411.
00:21:3411.30?
00:21:35I told you!
00:21:35I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:37It doesn't have to be Jacob.
00:21:38It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:41I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages and G-rated movies and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:47It's...
00:21:50Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:52Not just for this.
00:21:53For everything.
00:21:55I...
00:21:55We never have to worry about you.
00:21:59You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:29Um...
00:22:32I have to tell you something, Jacob.
00:22:34I can't go to Jamie's party anymore.
00:22:37My parents need me at dinner.
00:22:41Emma, I bought these.
00:22:44An entire box. Very optimistic.
00:22:47Let's just do it in my place. Right now.
00:22:49You have a death metal bedspread.
00:22:51And little planes hanging above your bed.
00:22:53Okay, they're Jedi starfighters.
00:22:56Oh my God.
00:22:58This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01Guess I looked out then.
00:23:15Speak, if you can.
00:23:17Here, Doctor.
00:23:18Stay.
00:23:19Good, sir. Why do you start?
00:23:20And things that you sound so fair.
00:23:23Oh, hail my back.
00:23:25Hail.
00:23:25What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:27Oh, my parents. They want me to have some dinner?
00:23:30Hey, uh, good stuff.
00:23:36Which is...
00:23:38And on stage, he's so good at killing people.
00:23:42Hey.
00:23:45Eva, can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:47Sure.
00:23:50There is a party tonight.
00:23:52Jamie's house, parents out of town, but they're in their place to ourselves.
00:23:56Oh, whatever.
00:23:59After all, he already bought an entire box.
00:24:01I don't want you to take this boat when she should not.
00:24:14I am sure.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:22Are you okay?
00:24:25You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah, the scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:45You know, they're, um, they're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:49Um, I thought it'd be fun to see, you know, his interpretation of the Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could, we could do that or something else or just, you know, that.
00:25:01Are you asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:06Maybe.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:15Um, well, so yeah, it's, it's the night.
00:25:19So, we could, we can't.
00:25:22Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:25Emma, your, your mother called the office.
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:30Oh, my God.
00:25:35Cool.
00:25:36Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:25:53Mom?
00:25:56Mom?
00:25:57Dad!
00:26:01Taylor, is mom here?
00:26:09You promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore.
00:26:12Hello, Emma.
00:26:13I'm speaking to you as a British pop star, so you'll pay closer attention.
00:26:16I can't believe this.
00:26:17I thought there was an emergency.
00:26:18There is an emergency.
00:26:20At dinner, mom and dad will separate.
00:26:22I need your help to keep them together.
00:26:30That's what this dinner's about.
00:26:34I mean, I knew they were having problems, but mom said they were working them out.
00:26:40How do you know this?
00:26:43The clock can turn back time.
00:26:45Up to 12 hours.
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Come on.
00:26:49I found out when I fixed it the first day it came.
00:26:53That's today.
00:26:55It came this morning.
00:26:56This is the 23rd version of today, which is how I know that mom and dad are splitting
00:27:01up at the end of it, and how I know the next words you're going to say.
00:27:05This is stupid.
00:27:07Well, yeah, of course you knew that.
00:27:09This is stupid.
00:27:10Um, how about this?
00:27:12Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles.
00:27:41I think I know how to stop mom, but I need your help with dad.
00:27:45They're making a big mistake.
00:27:48How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:51I mean, better now than later.
00:27:53Spoiler alert, love sucks.
00:27:55It never lasts.
00:27:58Jacob's a wanker.
00:28:01Mom and dad are different.
00:28:22Oh, God.
00:28:24You're done barfing, right?
00:28:25Because I just cleaned my car.
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28Oh, we're off to a flying start.
00:28:41Pull over.
00:28:43Here.
00:28:54I'm sorry we haven't spent much time together lately.
00:29:00We don't really talk much anymore, do we?
00:29:04I know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking, but you can talk, right?
00:29:11You just don't want to?
00:29:16Look, I don't blame you.
00:29:19Most of what people say is really stupid.
00:29:22I just wonder if...
00:29:26Taylor, where are you going?
00:29:29Taylor!
00:29:30Taylor, what are you doing?
00:29:37Oh, God.
00:29:38Yo, Phil!
00:29:39What did you do to my car?
00:29:41You didn't see us?
00:29:42Say what?
00:29:42The kid!
00:29:43David, what the hell just happened?
00:29:44The car almost hit you!
00:29:45You almost got killed!
00:29:49Oh, my God.
00:29:50If mom and dad knew what you were doing right now, you'd be so grounded.
00:29:53I love being grounded.
00:29:55But that was the easy part.
00:29:57Now is where I need your help.
00:30:07Look at him.
00:30:08No wonder they're in trouble.
00:30:11Mom's beautiful and he's a mess.
00:30:13It's like he's not even trying anymore.
00:30:15And he's smoking again?
00:30:18He's such a loser.
00:30:19How is that our dad?
00:30:21It's all we have to work with.
00:30:22Yeah, I know.
00:30:26I have an idea.
00:30:28But we need money.
00:30:30Taylor!
00:30:31Is that real?
00:30:34How did you get it?
00:30:36The stock market.
00:30:38Is that totally ethical?
00:30:42It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:44Okay, so you're going to say to him, it's a promotion.
00:30:46And we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the office and it's your turn.
00:30:49I don't like lying.
00:30:53How short do you want it?
00:30:59We have 60 seconds.
00:31:01Is this absolutely necessary?
00:31:08My god!
00:31:16I'm done with!
00:31:22I'm scared.
00:31:22Hmm!
00:31:41No. Oh, my God.
00:31:43Oh, no.
00:31:47Um...
00:32:04Do you notice his haircut, at least?
00:32:15Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're going somewhere together.
00:32:17This is great.
00:32:19I've never gotten it this far.
00:32:33This is huge. They went home together.
00:32:35We actually did it.
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner.
00:32:57I know I acted like I didn't care when you first told me.
00:33:05I guess...
00:33:09I guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have any control of these things that are happening to you.
00:33:21The truth is, I can't imagine Mom and Dad apart.
00:33:34Oh, crap. Mom's leaving by herself.
00:33:44Mom... Mom what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55Who's that weird guy with Mom?
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car.
00:34:01I'm not doing it.
00:34:04I'm not strong enough.
00:34:06Please.
00:34:08I'll explain later.
00:34:10Get back.
00:34:20That's an EpiPen. It can't save someone's life.
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:22It's like you're not even breathing.
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:28Oh, God. Not my window.
00:34:30Right there.
00:34:31Oh, God. I found it.
00:34:33Okay.
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37Sorry, sorry.
00:34:37I put you there. I put you there.
00:34:38Let's do it.
00:34:40Ow!
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing Mom's new weird guy friend isn't going to solve anything.
00:34:49She needs a shock, but not that kind of shock.
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:54She needs a vision.
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Minnie Martin
00:34:59and buy favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:35:00Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm on my way.
00:35:02Until tomorrow.
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Uh, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street.
00:35:06Bye.
00:35:08It's showtime.
00:35:10Hey, Siri, call Dylan.
00:35:18Go, Dylan. Go.
00:35:23Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
00:35:25creeps in this petty pace day to day
00:35:28to the last syllable of recorded time.
00:35:30Out, out, brief candle.
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot
00:35:34filled with sound and fury signifying nothing.
00:35:38My spouse has died,
00:35:40but yours still lives.
00:35:44A chance to change your fate,
00:35:45and fate to you alone gives.
00:35:47See the light and change your way.
00:35:50Change your way
00:35:51and change today.
00:35:59It was really okay?
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:01It was so much better than okay.
00:36:03You totally blew her mind.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05And what was that part at the end?
00:36:06That wasn't in the play.
00:36:08I wrote it.
00:36:09It's a 50th occasion.
00:36:10Wow, you're really good.
00:36:16Um, thank you again so much for doing this.
00:36:20I, um, uh, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:28Tomorrow.
00:36:29Tomorrow.
00:36:31Tomorrow and tomorrow and...
00:36:33Hey, McBeth, move it!
00:36:42Hey, Mom.
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid.
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh, weird.
00:36:48Oh, yeah.
00:36:49I guess so.
00:36:51No, I'm sorry.
00:36:52I forgot about that.
00:36:53I just, uh, saw it lying by the side of the street
00:36:55and thought that could stab somebody.
00:36:57It would leave it there.
00:36:58Hmm.
00:36:59Maybe a crazy man?
00:37:01Hey, everybody.
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon.
00:37:04Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:09Looks good, right?
00:37:11Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:37:14all in the same place about something important.
00:37:17But we're not gonna do that tonight.
00:37:20Instead, we're just gonna have a nice family dinner, all right?
00:37:22Right.
00:37:23Dig in.
00:37:24I'm gonna have this.
00:37:25Thank you very much.
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow.
00:37:32I knew it.
00:37:34I knew his face.
00:37:34I couldn't remember his name.
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:41Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class,
00:37:44and he just followed me around a supermarket
00:37:48doing Shakespeare quotes.
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird.
00:37:53Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually.
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just gonna text his mom.
00:37:58No, stop.
00:37:59It was my idea.
00:38:04I thought that it would change your plans, and it did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With Dad.
00:38:14To get divorced.
00:38:17No, that's not what's happening.
00:38:18Wait, no.
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but I...
00:38:20There is no but.
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house.
00:38:23We just don't.
00:38:24We face each other from a place of honesty.
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks
00:38:29before you went to his car and pulled down his pants?
00:38:31Emma.
00:38:32Emma.
00:38:33What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private.
00:38:37We met at a restaurant.
00:38:38He had an allergic reaction.
00:38:39It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection.
00:38:40You hate needles.
00:38:42Mm.
00:38:46Congratulations.
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody.
00:38:49I knew he'd be a student.
00:38:52Sweetie, no.
00:38:53No.
00:38:54Emma.
00:38:55Emma.
00:38:56Stay here.
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma.
00:38:57Wait, sweetie, guys.
00:39:04What a piece of shit.
00:39:05Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that.
00:39:08Dude, we're gonna go...
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:32Oh, well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:39:42So...
00:39:45We're doing it tonight.
00:39:47Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know.
00:39:52Dan has an extra room.
00:39:54Dan, this place is disgusting.
00:39:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:39:59Don't put it on me.
00:40:04Max!
00:40:12Max!
00:40:14Max!
00:40:14Max!
00:40:15Max!
00:40:17You won!
00:40:18I'm rocking out!
00:40:18Go rock out in your own room with your own headphones.
00:40:21Nobody wants to hear this.
00:40:23That's not true.
00:40:24And leave your sister alone.
00:40:26Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space?
00:40:29Stay away.
00:40:30So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner.
00:40:32Then you're gonna talk to Max and Emma.
00:40:34Yes, yes.
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at...
00:40:38...dinner.
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage.
00:40:43What does it matter?
00:40:44It doesn't work.
00:40:45It's kind of creepy.
00:40:46Well, it's got these scuff marks all over it.
00:40:48It's got a scratch up here.
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing.
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did you?
00:40:54Not yet.
00:40:55Take it out of the basement.
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it.
00:41:13Taylor?
00:41:15Are you...
00:41:16Are you...
00:41:23Are you...
00:41:29Huh. Wow. That's incredible.
00:41:35Don't touch it. It's very fragile.
00:41:39Oh, right. Of course. Uh, amazing.
00:41:45Uh, there's a package here for President Obama himself.
00:41:51Wow. Well, that is amazing.
00:41:54Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:59Taylor, were you listening in on our conversation?
00:42:02Because you know, we've talked to you about listening before.
00:42:08Well, that is amazing.
00:42:10Promise me you'll never leave us.
00:42:21Oh, God. I love you and your sister and your brother so much.
00:42:27I never wanted...
00:42:30Well, that is amazing.
00:42:31Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:34Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
00:42:38No matter what happens.
00:42:42I love you and your brother and sister very much.
00:42:47Fist bump?
00:42:51All right.
00:42:52I'll see you a little later, all right?
00:42:54Oh.
00:42:58Forgot my coat.
00:43:07Hey, Eric.
00:43:09Charlie.
00:43:11You have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Yeah, okay. Never mind.
00:43:26Hey, Devin.
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:28I'm sorry, Mr. D, but I got some not-so-great news about your apartment.
00:43:31Apparently, Harry Styles called and wanted your apartment for his L.A.P. at the tier,
00:43:36offered a bunch of cash, and they gave it to him.
00:43:37Not cool.
00:43:38What? What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it. I mean, I'm totally a styler, but also not cool.
00:43:43No, no, no. Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
00:43:47I could show it to you this afternoon.
00:43:50Great.
00:43:50Okay. Well, then, let's go.
00:43:54We're going to have misgibits. That's part of the process.
00:43:57Here.
00:43:57Oh, thanks, Bill.
00:43:59How's Devin? Is he helping?
00:44:01Oh, yeah. He's a real go-getter.
00:44:04Yeah. I don't know what I would have done without him in my divorces.
00:44:07Gotta have a bachelor pad.
00:44:09Wait till you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:13How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin. Your son.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah. No, he's great.
00:44:20I think our relationship's probably...
00:44:23It's as good as it's ever going to be, you know?
00:44:25Uh-huh.
00:44:27I'm going to go get a latte.
00:44:28Yeah. Grab me one, too.
00:44:32Hey, Dad.
00:44:33Oh, God.
00:44:35Oh, this is for a friend.
00:44:36Terrible habit. I should...
00:44:37He should quit.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39Why aren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it.
00:44:42You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend.
00:44:45Fair enough. What can I do for you?
00:44:47Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used.
00:44:50These?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52They're brand new.
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit.
00:44:54Which I'm willing to keep a secret.
00:44:57If what?
00:44:58If you let me give you a makeover.
00:45:02What? Me?
00:45:03No.
00:45:04What are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad.
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought and the general weirdness of your sudden appearance here, but...
00:45:12Trust me.
00:45:14You need one.
00:45:17Desperately.
00:45:19Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:45:22You look amazing, Dad.
00:45:23I don't feel like myself, honestly.
00:45:24Please, you just have to be confident.
00:45:25But when you see Mom, please tell me this was your idea.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:28Okay? I had nothing to do with it.
00:45:30You did it for her.
00:45:31No, no, no, no, honey.
00:45:32This isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
00:45:35No, you'll be fine. It's fine.
00:45:40Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43Uh-huh.
00:45:43I decided to change my look.
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:47No, I did it all for you.
00:45:50I don't believe that.
00:45:52Emma told me to say that.
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover.
00:45:58Emma?
00:45:58Yeah.
00:45:59Wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was canceled.
00:46:05That's weird.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg.
00:46:09Weirdest day I've ever experienced.
00:46:11Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight.
00:46:14Hey!
00:46:15Hello.
00:46:16What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know.
00:46:20Let's find out.
00:46:21Let's find out together.
00:46:22Come on in.
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good.
00:46:25How are you?
00:46:26I'm great.
00:46:28She's great.
00:46:32So, um...
00:46:33Sorry, family emergency.
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight.
00:46:37Mm, mm-hmm.
00:46:39I hear that.
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner and that's what we've spoken about.
00:46:50Feel us a little soon.
00:46:51Best not to rush into things.
00:46:52I'm sorry.
00:46:53Did something change?
00:46:54Because last week you were...
00:46:55Last week was so last week, am I right?
00:46:58I say so many things, you know?
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth.
00:47:01Just trying things.
00:47:02But this week, I'm getting this vibe, right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people.
00:47:07Great people who can either, hey, stay together or make the same mistakes with less great people.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:14Just spitballing air.
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:17Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice.
00:47:21Well, you've just turned around after months of discussion and changed your mind.
00:47:26True.
00:47:27I don't even know what I'm doing.
00:47:28There's nothing there.
00:47:29There's nothing there.
00:47:31There's nothing there.
00:47:34I know what I'm doing.
00:47:36I'm keeping you two from burning it all down.
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire.
00:47:40Cooling you off.
00:47:41Cool off.
00:47:43How about a candy, you guys?
00:47:45Let's sweeten the deal for the deals.
00:47:47Oh, you just have a great last name.
00:47:50I don't like my last name, but we can't pick our Danish stepfathers.
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him.
00:47:56I'm okay.
00:47:58What about when he spritzes us with the water?
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03That's so unprofessional.
00:48:04Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill.
00:48:07Bill from your work.
00:48:08You're right.
00:48:10It was.
00:48:11A hundred percent.
00:48:12And by the way, you have lost like 10 years.
00:48:14This haircut is so cute.
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house, take a nap.
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:27Oh, we're still married.
00:48:31Some countries you'd have to.
00:48:34Eric!
00:48:35Eric!
00:48:54Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up.
00:48:57No wonder half the country's divorced.
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it.
00:49:13Entropy.
00:49:18You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:20What?
00:49:24You ever think there...
00:49:33What did you say?
00:49:35Nothing.
00:49:38Nothing.
00:49:44Are you all right?
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:46Fine.
00:49:51Ugh.
00:49:53I gotta make a word call.
00:49:54I got a new private.
00:49:56Hmm.
00:49:56Lucky guy.
00:49:57How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess.
00:50:01I'll leave you in private.
00:50:03So you make your call.
00:50:05Private.
00:50:06Ooh.
00:50:08Now, as you can see, everything is up to the minute, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art.
00:50:12Everything that the modern, hot, single man, especially with this look, could ask for.
00:50:16Okay, okay.
00:50:17And I want to be clear about this.
00:50:18This place is available immediately.
00:50:20Oh, yeah!
00:50:21It's all yours.
00:50:22No worries.
00:50:22And wait till the new hookup see this place.
00:50:24I'm talking muy enthusiastic consent, hombre.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:28And most of the residents are single, so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids.
00:50:33All right, right this way.
00:50:36All right.
00:50:37Here we go.
00:50:40And you are going to love this place.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:45Wrong number of-
00:50:46Oh, it gets a little malfunction-y.
00:50:48Okay, hold on.
00:50:49Let's do a little-
00:50:51Here we go.
00:50:52Welcome to your new bachelor-
00:50:56Oh, my lord.
00:51:01It was perfect this morning.
00:51:03You know, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.
00:51:05We'll get this fixed up and have it be this-
00:51:13What am I doing?
00:51:19Hmm, guess so.
00:51:21Oh, God.
00:51:22I forgot about that.
00:51:23Yeah, who would put it there?
00:51:25Maybe a crazy man?
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Were you two, uh-
00:51:30What?
00:51:32Never mind.
00:51:34Um, honey, can we talk?
00:51:37Who came up with the idea of a deadline.
00:51:40Maybe we, you know, could do it next week or a couple of weeks or the first of the month.
00:51:46But you've talked about being in limbo.
00:51:48Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy?
00:51:51Jan, you know that's not what I want.
00:51:54And if there's any chance that we can work this out, isn't it worth waiting a moment?
00:51:59Do you really believe that?
00:52:06I know I haven't been fully present for a while.
00:52:12But you know, ever since Taylor was born, I'm like a ghost in this house.
00:52:18I certainly fell off your radar.
00:52:24I just, I have three kids.
00:52:27We have three kids, Jen.
00:52:29So where have you been?
00:52:32You're just so much better at it than me.
00:52:35Especially with Taylor.
00:52:37I could never reach him at all.
00:52:40And I could never reach you.
00:52:43I just, I don't know, just checked out.
00:52:45Like I've had one foot out the door for months.
00:52:48But today, something changed.
00:52:50Really.
00:52:54God, I don't want to live my life without my family, without my kids.
00:53:01Without you.
00:53:03How do I know you won't have one foot out of the door again tomorrow?
00:53:10I'm right here.
00:53:12Fully committed.
00:53:16And you'll let Emma keep dressing you?
00:53:22Yes, I will.
00:53:28Oh, Emma, you can go to your party.
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:34Oh.
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement for a party.
00:53:38Oh, I'm not going.
00:53:40I'm just happy, you know, to have the option.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:59Oh, my God.
00:54:02Oh, my God.
00:54:09Oh, my God.
00:54:16All right.
00:54:16Oh, my God.
00:54:27Dad?
00:54:28What are you doing?
00:54:31You know, my grandfather always said the clock can help you now and then.
00:54:35It was always broken.
00:54:37You can never figure out the gears or the movements, but look at that.
00:54:42Galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion unless a force acts to make it stop.
00:54:47Otherwise, it'll just go forward and backward and forward and backward.
00:54:53Great-grandfather would be very proud of you, too.
00:54:56Text from your realtor?
00:54:57Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready.
00:54:59Oh, oh, oh, no, wait.
00:55:00I didn't want to do this front of the kids, but so much for being fully committed.
00:55:03No, no, no, no, this is a miscommunication.
00:55:04This was supposed to be a trial separation.
00:55:07You were going to stay at Dan's.
00:55:08You said Dan's was gross.
00:55:09I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:55:11Yeah, and for your new girlfriend.
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend.
00:55:14Don't just tell lonely bachelor pad.
00:55:16There's no bachelor pad.
00:55:17You better hope there is, because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:55:21And you know what?
00:55:22It's lucky for you.
00:55:23You have a patent suitcase under your bed.
00:55:26No.
00:55:26And I saw it.
00:55:28Jan!
00:55:31Jan!
00:55:35Should I do the honors?
00:55:44Does he look tired to you?
00:55:51All right.
00:55:52I don't know.
00:55:54I don't know.
00:57:01We steal his phone, that's great.
00:57:04But we can't be in three places at once.
00:57:06Oh, God.
00:57:07Hey, guys.
00:57:08What are you talking about?
00:57:09Nothing to do with you.
00:57:11Why are you guys not just leaving me out of stuff?
00:57:15Ow.
00:57:34If I'm not in my room or eating breakfast, he comes down here.
00:57:36I don't want him involved with this.
00:57:39Involved in what?
00:57:40Have a nice trip.
00:57:41You better come.
00:57:42Ow.
00:57:43How did you know that was going to happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:52Seriously?
00:57:53That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait.
00:57:55No, no, no.
00:57:55Stop.
00:58:00Well, it really works.
00:58:01You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just, I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10Turn back the clock.
00:58:11He's stuck with us now.
00:58:13Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:17This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:21Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:29Pay attention, Max.
00:58:31The clock is aging.
00:58:33It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be our last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:39They're my mom and dad, too.
00:58:48It's so obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed this and not mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:56Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:01Hey, guys.
00:59:01What are you doing down here?
00:59:02I'm going to drive Max to school today.
00:59:04So, you're off the hook.
00:59:06To school, but we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that, um, we're having dinner tonight?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:14It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:18Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:21Oh, shoot.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:22What?
00:59:34Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:35We need $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that like drug dealing?
00:59:40No.
00:59:40We knew which stocks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into
00:59:44them.
00:59:44Forget mom and dad.
00:59:45Let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high roller suites and have a sibling camp out.
01:00:03Hey, mom.
01:00:04Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
01:00:07Max?
01:00:07What are you...
01:00:09Max, this is Richard, my student.
01:00:11What's up, bro?
01:00:11Cool duds.
01:00:12Yeah, you can leave now.
01:00:14Wait, don't be rude.
01:00:15All right.
01:00:15Please leave now.
01:00:16I'm so sorry.
01:00:18No, it's cool.
01:00:19It's cool.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:20Well, Rose on a mission.
01:00:22Catch you later.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Tell me about your first date with dad.
01:00:25How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:28First date.
01:00:29Um, okay, so, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which
01:00:34I'm not into, but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:36Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling
01:00:41beignets.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet.
01:00:43It's like a donut, but they don't have a hole in it.
01:00:46Oh, anyway.
01:00:47So, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good, we have to try one.
01:00:50We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and, oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:54That first bite, it was so delicious, and then it started snowing.
01:01:03It was so crazy because, like, it never snows in town, and it was just so new, and it was
01:01:12so exciting, and it was just like, the city, your dad.
01:01:19God, life, it was just, it was packed into this one magical moment.
01:01:26Are you okay?
01:01:27Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone, because it really was special.
01:01:36Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:46Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I have to go.
01:01:48Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:56Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and hole-less.
01:02:01I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:15Oh, I was just taking it out.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:20Oh, Nemo?
01:02:22Oh, no!
01:02:25I had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no.
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32You're fine.
01:02:38Harry Styles called, and he wanted your apartment for his L.A. Pied de Tire.
01:02:42The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:45You can see it right now.
01:03:19Get it here.
01:03:26We gotta go.
01:03:26Dad's gonna be here soon.
01:03:27Really?
01:03:28Not now.
01:03:29This is so fun.
01:03:38This is so much fun.
01:03:39I don't want this day to end.
01:03:40Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:04:00There you go.
01:04:14hey
01:04:19what the hell what'd you do to my car bumblebee stole my phone the whole place is trash
01:04:25in position make the call good job max we'll finish everything at home you know what to do now
01:04:31devin call for you on my line it's barack obama what hello is this devin yeah uh mr president
01:04:45i've been trying to reach you all day i need a bachelor man well what about michelle okay
01:04:51well are the girls coming yeah believe it
01:04:55ax man to base mission accomplished let's do this
01:05:04according to find the phone you stole
01:05:08your jen's kid it's not man taylor's fault let's go bumblebee
01:05:15oh my god this is amazing
01:05:26did you i did i did not i i swear
01:05:32wow it was pretty fantastic that date that whole night
01:05:42this is unusual smells good sure does should get a beignet i think we should
01:05:53do it we're gonna have two deniers come on right now
01:06:01do it
01:06:04all right here you guys go where's max
01:06:10they're just as good as they were back then back then i was too terrified to even eat because
01:06:14i was afraid you were gonna slap me when i asked you to kiss me i would have kissed you
01:06:17at any time during that date i probably would have kissed you hello now you tell me
01:06:29so you didn't do this i didn't do this
01:06:34it was max
01:06:36our max
01:06:37he grilled me about our first date this morning
01:06:47wait it's snowing snow this is fantastic
01:07:04i want to stay with you and the kids there's no other home for me
01:07:10i want you to stay too
01:07:19all right stewart little judgment day
01:07:25so what happened find a phone i told you to turn it off i forgot you know this little dude
01:07:30yeah he's my brother unfortunately neither of my parents are home right now so uh thank you for
01:07:36bringing him back but i'll just take it from here
01:07:39well what's going on here nothing nothing nothing nothing
01:07:42doesn't look like nothing so maybe your mom wants to hear about this let's go
01:07:46no no no no no no no no let's go captain clepto
01:07:49tell your mom oh richard what what are you doing here
01:07:54your kid stole my phone max is that true
01:07:57i'm sorry you who are you who's this guy my student
01:08:00friend a friend or how do you know
01:08:02my wife okay let's not do this i just wanted to let jen know what a kid was up to
01:08:06eric hey i thought that was you
01:08:08hey hey how you doing seems to be uh someone here has my phone
01:08:13i'm sorry i'm sorry who's this guy
01:08:15devon andrew i'm eric realtor realtor really
01:08:18and that bachelor pad it is red d
01:08:20wow are you kidding hey you know what it's all good i'm just gonna get going
01:08:24you want to go with him
01:08:24beignets anyone nobody wants a beignet can they turn this off
01:08:28you've got to make this right don't turn it back
01:08:35your timing wasn't exactly great on that you need a lawyer too much
01:08:39hold on um not following at night
01:08:41great sectional in a hot tub
01:08:43quiet mom and dad all we've been trying to do today is figure out how to keep you guys together
01:08:50and you keep on screwing it up
01:08:51okay max we can talk about this inside at dinner
01:08:54no we do not want to go to dinner because that's where you always announce it
01:08:59look don't take my word for it taylor's relived the day 38 times
01:09:03max that's enough and every time you screw it up taylor has to rewind grandpa's old clock
01:09:08taylor
01:09:10no taylor i told you i got this
01:09:29max had some sort of seizure this morning
01:09:33i'm looking at it now doctor is there nothing we can do
01:09:36best thing to do is keep him calm no surprises or trauma of any kind
01:09:45what hospital are you at
01:09:46we're gonna need a second opinion
01:09:48this is a real emergency
01:09:50are you kidding nobody believes you
01:09:53god i miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs
01:10:03why would thieves only steal a dining room table
01:10:06why not jewelry
01:10:08okay so your dad and i wanted to talk to the three of you
01:10:11all in the same place about something important
01:10:13yes this is important
01:10:16no excuses we need everyone at dinner
01:10:18your dad and i wanted to talk to the three of you
01:10:21that's one million dollars
01:10:22and it's yours to keep all you have to do is stay married
01:10:25where did that money come from
01:10:26fbi nobody moved
01:10:34so your dad and i wanted to talk to the three of you
01:10:37well i thought they weren't pretty good
01:10:39it was weird though it was like they already knew
01:10:41couldn't even
01:10:43hey hey
01:10:48just back here
01:10:55listen we need everybody at dinner tonight
01:10:57amazing news
01:10:58i just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college
01:11:02oh hello honey
01:11:03that's amazing
01:11:04congratulations
01:11:05um there's just one condition
01:11:07the parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years
01:11:11that's a very unusual condition for a scholarship
01:11:15i mean it's a religious foundation
01:11:16i think they just want to promote marriage you know
01:11:19but it's not a big deal
01:11:20you guys are married
01:11:21the american foundation for theater and marriage
01:11:24i've never heard of this before
01:11:25oh sweetie that seems bogus
01:11:27i'm sorry we'll have to do more research
01:11:29no forget it
01:11:34wow
01:11:35weird
01:11:35they think the foundation is bogus
01:11:37we just invented a new foundation right
01:11:39we need to try cancer again
01:11:40i know i can nail it this time
01:11:41no look at the clock
01:11:42we can't start over anymore
01:11:44if we don't do anything they're splitting up at dinner
01:11:46yeah i know
01:11:49what do you think taylor
01:11:52why don't you say something for once
01:11:55i'm turning it back
01:11:57whoa
01:11:57no you're not
01:11:58stop
01:11:58don't stop walking
01:11:59oh my god
01:12:00not until we try everything
01:12:01we have to try everything
01:12:03you're gonna waste a day
01:12:04it's over i'm doing it
01:12:05no you're not
01:12:10oh god
01:12:11i guess that settles that
01:12:13we're stuck with today
01:12:15it's not my fault
01:12:16of course it is
01:12:18this is why i don't want you around
01:12:20why i always avoid you
01:12:21you screw up everything
01:12:24only because you never think i can do anything
01:12:25you can't
01:12:27you're a walking catastrophe
01:12:29both of you
01:12:30don't pick on him
01:12:33you shouldn't mean it little girl
01:12:46i'll never get this chance again
01:12:50there's rumble thunder coming round
01:12:54rising from the empty ground
01:12:58under cover forest floor
01:13:02i'm moving high above it all
01:13:06they never tie up being down
01:13:09i wake him as i hit the ground
01:13:14don't break
01:13:15i fall
01:13:17i'll lose it all
01:13:21your touch
01:13:23enough
01:13:25to bring me up
01:13:40i'm not turning it down
01:13:41uh no i
01:13:44actually want to collaborate
01:13:45if you're still talking to me
01:13:47i'm sorry
01:13:53all right
01:13:55cool
01:13:55what do you have
01:13:57all right
01:13:57i'll write what we can say
01:13:59for the music part
01:14:00i'll let you take that over
01:14:02that's weird
01:14:03yeah
01:14:05i would say you know
01:14:06that they can't have each other
01:14:07even though you know
01:14:08they deserve each other
01:14:10fuck this is so good
01:14:12it's like
01:14:12this is like when pop songs
01:14:14are like really a beat
01:14:15but then you listen to the lyrics
01:14:16and we're going to need the decorations right
01:14:18we're going to have to get the stage
01:14:20tell me your thing
01:14:20yeah
01:14:21i think it's great
01:14:23bring me up
01:14:25don't break my fall
01:14:29don't lose it all
01:14:33one touch
01:14:35enough
01:14:37just bring me up
01:15:03hello
01:15:08Hello.
01:15:09Hi, Mom.
01:15:09Hey.
01:15:10Take a seat.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:16Hey.
01:15:17Hi.
01:15:20Dad, take a seat.
01:15:25All right.
01:15:32This is the story of a couple, Jan and Derek,
01:15:37who have everything except for each other.
01:15:41By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore.
01:15:46Just can't figure out how to live together.
01:15:51Father and mother can't be together.
01:15:57Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students, I'll say,
01:16:02You just can't change the neck.
01:16:05They just can't change the neck.
01:16:07No way.
01:16:09We can not stay together, no matter the day,
01:16:18no matter the weather.
01:16:28When one moment might have changed everything,
01:16:31when one moment might have made sense of the ring.
01:16:48That was, uh...
01:16:51That was...
01:16:52What was that?
01:17:18Mom?
01:17:30Dad?
01:17:31Dad?
01:17:33Dad?
01:17:34Dad?
01:17:44Dad?
01:17:45Dad?
01:17:45Dad?
01:18:00Dad?
01:18:01Dad?
01:18:02Dad?
01:18:14Geld?
01:18:47Sorry. I thought I was off.
01:18:49We ought to do these sibling campouts more often.
01:18:51Yeah, once in a while. We don't want it to lose its specialness.
01:18:56Hey, we should probably return these, right?
01:19:37I'll see you at dinner.
01:19:49Did he suspect anything?
01:19:51Right, like, uh, did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it exploded?
01:19:56I don't know. Did he?
01:19:57Hey, good morning. What are you guys doing down here?
01:20:00Um, we were just, uh, helping Taylor clean up.
01:20:04Such a bummer about the clock.
01:20:06Just broke.
01:20:08Come on, guys. Let's go.
01:20:12Come on, girl. I saved you a shotgun.
01:20:21Taylor!
01:20:22Come on. We're late for school.
01:20:24No, about tonight.
01:20:25I'm going to the movies tonight.
01:20:26Um, I...
01:20:27Ow!
01:20:28Ooh, nice.
01:20:29Ooh, nice.
01:20:31Ooh, nice.
01:20:53Whoa...
01:20:56It's time to go
01:21:08It's time to go
01:21:51It's time to go
01:22:21It's time to go
01:22:24It's time to go
01:23:11It's time to go
01:23:51It's time to go
01:24:21It's time to go
01:24:51It's time to go
01:25:21It's time to go
01:25:49It's time to go
01:26:19It's time to go
01:26:39It's time to go
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