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00:03:52¿Qué?
00:04:23¿Qué?
00:04:25Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:44Don't you have a pleat to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:47Stop.
00:04:49That is enough.
00:04:50Thank you.
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:53God, let me...
00:04:54All right, Mr. Dear.
00:04:55Eric?
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04It's a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:07Go wait in the car.
00:05:08Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're
00:05:12going through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put her in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:17You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:27Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32No, right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah, just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:38Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:41They can bring the clock over here.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:08Huh.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:21This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:3112-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:52Huh.
00:07:15Hi.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16Another package for you and Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:21Oh, yes.
00:07:22You got your bag?
00:07:23It's on my back.
00:07:27Ew.
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey.
00:07:51She just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:55Is she sick of me?
00:07:56She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01I mean, because she has all these issues that were diagnosed by professionals,
00:08:04she gets to sit in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:06Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09I mean, can you imagine not wanting to be touched?
00:08:12Not wanting to go outside?
00:08:14Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of crap?
00:08:18Max!
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of crap.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar before we're here together, guys.
00:08:36Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:41Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh, thanks.
00:08:48Sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:02My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04I would never sue you, Jen.
00:09:05Never.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:09:09Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but...
00:09:11No, no, no.
00:09:11I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:12Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment.
00:09:18What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See him what?
00:09:24It's a kid.
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:29Do you have a trick?
00:09:30I bet you don't.
00:09:34Taylor?
00:09:43Taylor?
00:09:46Taylor?
00:09:56Oh.
00:09:57Taylor, did you just...
00:09:59Did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:12Oh, wow.
00:10:13You fixed Grandpa's clock?
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:18Okay, I'm late for an appointment.
00:10:19I've got to go.
00:10:20If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:24I love you, too.
00:10:25Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:35I saw him this morning.
00:10:37Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:43Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:46I went to the basement.
00:10:47It's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50No, I get it.
00:10:51I just felt like I was wondering, because when I went down to the...
00:10:54Hello.
00:10:56Let's save some of that for space, shall we?
00:10:58Okay.
00:10:58Oh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:00Oh, what is this?
00:11:02What is this?
00:11:03So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:06Mm.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:13So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:15How are you going to communicate this to the three of them, that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:21Well, we don't know.
00:11:22That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30Mm-hmm.
00:11:31That's...
00:11:31That's why we're here.
00:11:32Great.
00:11:33Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:36Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:39I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:42The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:48If we're going to be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:53Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:56So here's what we'll do, okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:02Whew.
00:12:05Unspooling.
00:12:07We don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm going to be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:21You could schedule a test from Quest.
00:12:23Right at your home.
00:12:23No, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants.
00:12:51But they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:56His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes.
00:13:07My gosh.
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:12In your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:19I don't suppose you want to, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever.
00:13:28Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:57Hey.
00:13:59I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:06And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10This is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather care with than you.
00:14:23Oh, shit.
00:14:24You're going to love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but I care for you.
00:14:33While I might not know too much about your personal life, I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:39Now, come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:44Are you okay?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:52You feel it, too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58No.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:04I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:09EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:16In the car.
00:15:16No, my way.
00:15:17No.
00:15:18Speak to me.
00:15:18Oh, compartment.
00:15:20Found it.
00:15:21It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:23Woo.
00:15:24Okay.
00:15:26Oh, God.
00:15:32Oh, God.
00:15:37Oh, God.
00:15:37Oh, God.
00:15:39Oh, God.
00:15:40Oh, God.
00:15:41Oh, God.
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:47Uh-huh.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:00I-I-I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:08Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:13What is it?
00:16:13Sorry.
00:16:15Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19Oh, sorry.
00:16:20I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:25When did you ask him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow.
00:16:28Till tomorrow.
00:16:31That went good.
00:16:33Ah!
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:43Mom?
00:16:43Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:45He's here where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No, he left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Taylor?
00:16:50In the basement.
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:53What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:11What restaurant?
00:17:13Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:32Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing.
00:17:45And then...
00:17:48Today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:52Jan.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:55We...
00:17:55Listen.
00:17:57We can wait.
00:17:58Okay?
00:17:59We don't have to tell him tonight.
00:18:02All right?
00:18:04Thank you.
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What?
00:18:09Why?
00:18:10You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Really?
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:14You pulled it.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Yeah, student had an allergic reaction, so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:23You did this?
00:18:24You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30You must have freaked.
00:18:32Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:41Who?
00:18:41Yeah, he's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:45But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands, and...
00:18:49Well, that's it.
00:18:50So.
00:18:56Congratulations.
00:18:58Wait.
00:18:59I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:05Hey, can we camp out for that?
00:19:07Yes, we're all right.
00:19:08I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:12Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:13Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:15Guys, everybody stop fighting, please.
00:19:17Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:19So, your dad and I, um...
00:19:22We wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, um...
00:19:26About something really important.
00:19:28Mm-hmm.
00:19:29Yeah, this is important.
00:19:31I already said that.
00:19:31I know you did.
00:19:32Okay, so, anyway, you're...
00:19:34Taylor, um...
00:19:35Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:36Hey, we're not done talking here.
00:19:38Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:41Taylor?
00:19:45Taylor?
00:19:45Taylor, you're right!
00:20:36No, no, no.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:53Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop.
00:21:02Stop.
00:21:03Mom!
00:21:04Mom, he's doing it again. Make him stop.
00:21:06Hey, listen up. This is important. We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:10Seriously?
00:21:11Mm.
00:21:12Tonight?
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15All right, honey. I'm gonna dispense with all the formalities and just bribe you.
00:21:20What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:22Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:25Uh, it's not...
00:21:26It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:28Tomorrow night you can go out with Jacob.
00:21:29Till 10.30 at night.
00:21:33Eleven.
00:21:34Eleven.
00:21:35Eleven-thirty?
00:21:35I told you! I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:37It doesn't have to be Jacob. It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:41I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages and G-rated movies and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:49Thank you.
00:21:51Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:53Not just for this. For everything. I...
00:21:56We never have to worry about you.
00:21:59You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:29Helmuth.
00:22:32I have to tell you something, Jacob
00:22:34I can't go to Jamie's party anymore
00:22:37My parents need me a dinner
00:22:40Hannah
00:22:42I bought these
00:22:43An entire box
00:22:45Very optimistic
00:22:46Let's just do it in my place, right now
00:22:49You have a death metal bedspread
00:22:51And little planes hanging above your bed
00:22:53Okay, they're Jedi starfighters
00:22:56Oh my god
00:22:58This is why you're still a virgin
00:23:01Guess I looked out then
00:23:15Speak if you can
00:23:17Here after
00:23:18Stay, good sir
00:23:19Why do you start?
00:23:21And things that you sound so fair
00:23:22Oh, hail my back
00:23:24Hail
00:23:25What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:28Oh, my parents
00:23:29They want me to have some dinner
00:23:30Hey, uh
00:23:32Good stuff
00:23:34Which is
00:23:38And on stage
00:23:40He's so good at killing people
00:23:42Hey
00:23:45Eva
00:23:46Can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:48Sure
00:23:50There is a party tonight
00:23:53Jamie's house
00:23:53Pairs up
00:23:56Oh, whatever
00:23:59After all, he already bought an entire box
00:24:18Hey
00:24:19Are you okay?
00:24:24Yeah
00:24:24You know
00:24:26Life's but a walking shadow
00:24:30You're doing really well
00:24:31By the way
00:24:32Yeah
00:24:32The scene
00:24:35Thanks
00:24:37So are you
00:24:38And
00:24:38I'm not just saying that
00:24:40Because my character would
00:24:42All hail
00:24:43You know
00:24:43You know
00:24:45They're um
00:24:46They're showing
00:24:47Denzel's version
00:24:48At the university
00:24:49Um
00:24:50That'd be fun to see
00:24:52You know
00:24:52His interpretation
00:24:52Of
00:24:53Scottish play
00:24:56I thought that maybe
00:24:57We could
00:24:58We could do that
00:24:58Or
00:24:58Something else
00:24:59Or just
00:25:00You know
00:25:00That
00:25:00Are you
00:25:01Okay
00:25:02Asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No
00:25:06Maybe
00:25:06Yes
00:25:07Yeah
00:25:07Yeah
00:25:10Okay
00:25:13Oh
00:25:14Great
00:25:15Uh
00:25:16Okay
00:25:17Um
00:25:17Well
00:25:18So yeah
00:25:18It's
00:25:18It's the night
00:25:19So
00:25:20I can't
00:25:22Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma
00:25:25Emma
00:25:26Your
00:25:26Your mother called the office
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency
00:25:30Oh my god
00:25:35Cool
00:25:36Cool
00:25:37Cool
00:25:37Cool
00:25:38Cool
00:25:38Cool
00:25:53Mom
00:25:56Mom
00:25:57Dad
00:26:01Taylor
00:26:02Is mom here?
00:26:09You promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore
00:26:11Hello Emma
00:26:12I'm speaking to you as a British pop star
00:26:14So
00:26:15You'll pay closer attention
00:26:16I can't believe this
00:26:17I thought there was an emergency
00:26:18There is an emergency
00:26:19At dinner
00:26:20Mom and dad will separate
00:26:23I need your help to keep them together
00:26:30That's what this dinner is about
00:26:34I mean I knew they were having problems
00:26:36But mom said they were working them out
00:26:41How do you know this?
00:26:43The clock can turn back time
00:26:45Up to twelve hours
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Come on
00:26:49I found out when I fixed it
00:26:51The first day it came
00:26:54That's today
00:26:55It came this morning
00:26:56This is the twenty-third version of today
00:26:59Which is how I know that mom and dad are splitting up at the end of it
00:27:02And how I know the next words you're going to say
00:27:05This is stupid
00:27:07Yeah, of course you knew that
00:27:09This is stupid
00:27:10Um, how about this?
00:27:12Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles
00:27:41I think I know how to stop mom
00:27:43But I need your help with dad
00:27:45They're making a big mistake
00:27:48How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:51I mean, better now than later
00:27:53Spoiler alert
00:27:54Love sucks
00:27:55It never lasts
00:27:59Jacob's an idiot
00:28:01Mom and dad are different
00:28:22Oh, God
00:28:24You're done barfing, right?
00:28:25Because I just cleaned my car
00:28:27Yeah
00:28:28Oh
00:28:34We're off to a flying start
00:28:42Pull over
00:28:43Here
00:28:54Sorry we haven't spent much time together lately
00:29:00We don't really talk much anymore, do we?
00:29:04I know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking
00:29:07But you can talk, right?
00:29:11You just don't want to?
00:29:16Look, I don't blame you
00:29:19Most of what people say is really stupid
00:29:22I just wonder if...
00:29:26Taylor, where are you going?
00:29:30Taylor
00:29:31What are you doing?
00:29:38What the hell?
00:29:39What did you do to my car?
00:29:41You didn't see him?
00:29:42Say what?
00:29:43The kid
00:29:43Taylor, what the hell just happened?
00:29:44The car was hitting you
00:29:45You almost got killed
00:29:49Oh, my God
00:29:50If Mom and Dad knew what you were doing right now
00:29:52You'd be so grounded
00:29:53I love being grounded
00:29:56But that was the easy part
00:29:57Now is where I need your help
00:30:07Look at him
00:30:08No wonder they're in trouble
00:30:11Mom's beautiful
00:30:12And he's a mess
00:30:13It's like he's not even trying anymore
00:30:15And he's smoking again?
00:30:18He's such a loser
00:30:19How is that our dad?
00:30:21It's all we have to work with
00:30:22Yeah, I know
00:30:26I have an idea
00:30:27But we need money
00:30:30Taylor
00:30:31Is that real?
00:30:34How did you get it?
00:30:36The stock market
00:30:38Is that totally ethical?
00:30:43It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:44Okay, so you're gonna say to him
00:30:45It's a promotion
00:30:46And we're giving free haircuts
00:30:48To everyone in the office
00:30:48And it's your turn
00:30:49I don't like lying
00:30:54How short do you want it?
00:31:00We have 60 seconds
00:31:01Is this absolutely necessary?
00:31:41No
00:31:42Oh, my God
00:31:43Oh, no
00:32:08Do you notice this haircut at least?
00:32:15Oh, my God
00:32:16Oh, my God
00:32:17They're going somewhere together
00:32:18This is great
00:32:19I've never gotten them this far
00:32:33This is huge
00:32:34They went home together
00:32:35We actually did it
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner
00:32:57I know
00:32:59I acted like I didn't care
00:33:01When you first told me
00:33:05I guess
00:33:06I guess
00:33:07I guess it's just easier
00:33:10To act like you literally
00:33:11Don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have
00:33:15Any control of these things
00:33:16That are happening to you
00:33:21The truth is
00:33:22I can't imagine
00:33:23Mom and Dad apart
00:33:34Oh, crap
00:33:35Mom's leaving by herself
00:33:44Mom, I'm what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55What was that weird guy with Mom?
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car
00:34:01I'm not doing it
00:34:04I'm not strong enough
00:34:06Please
00:34:08I'll explain later
00:34:09Get back
00:34:20That's an EpiPen
00:34:21It can't save someone's life
00:34:22God, you're not even breathing
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:28Oh, God
00:34:29Not my window
00:34:30Right there
00:34:31Oh, God
00:34:32I found it
00:34:33Okay
00:34:34Woo!
00:34:35Okay
00:34:37I'm putting you there
00:34:38I'm putting you there
00:34:39Let's do it
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing Mom's no-beard guy friend
00:34:47Isn't gonna solve anything
00:34:49She needs a shock
00:34:50But not that kind of shock
00:34:53Oh, my God
00:34:54She needs a vision
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Mini Martin
00:34:59Buy favorite chicken for dinner tonight
00:35:00Yeah, I know
00:35:01I'm on my way
00:35:02Until tomorrow
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Uh, just some crazy man
00:35:05Yelling at me from the street
00:35:06Bye
00:35:08It's showtime
00:35:10Hey, Siri
00:35:11Call Dylan
00:35:17Go, Dylan, go
00:35:22Tomorrow
00:35:23And tomorrow
00:35:24And tomorrow
00:35:25Creeps in this petty pace
00:35:27Day to day
00:35:28To the last syllable
00:35:30Of recorded time
00:35:31Out, out
00:35:32Brief candle
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot
00:35:35Filled with sound and fury
00:35:36Signifying nothing
00:35:38My spouse has died
00:35:40But yours
00:35:42Still lives
00:35:44A chance to change your fate
00:35:45And fate to you alone gives
00:35:47See the light
00:35:48And change your way
00:35:50Change your way
00:35:52And change today
00:36:00It was really okay
00:36:01Oh, my God
00:36:01It was so much better than okay
00:36:03You totally blew her mind
00:36:04Okay
00:36:04And what was that part at the end?
00:36:06That wasn't in the play
00:36:07I wrote it
00:36:09To fit the occasion
00:36:10Wow, you're really good
00:36:12Thank you
00:36:15Um
00:36:17Thank you again so much
00:36:19For doing this
00:36:20I
00:36:20Um
00:36:21I
00:36:27I'll see you tomorrow
00:36:28Tomorrow
00:36:30Tomorrow
00:36:30Tomorrow
00:36:32And tomorrow
00:36:33And
00:36:33Hey, my best
00:36:34Move it
00:36:42Hey, Mom
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:46Huh, weird
00:36:48Oh, yeah
00:36:49I guess so
00:36:50No, I'm sorry
00:36:52I forgot about that
00:36:53I just saw it lying
00:36:54By the side of the street
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody
00:36:57It would leave it there
00:36:59Maybe a crazy man
00:37:00Hey
00:37:01Hey, everybody
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon
00:37:04Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah
00:37:10Looks good, right?
00:37:11Your father and I
00:37:13Wanted to talk to the three of you
00:37:14All in the same place
00:37:15About something important
00:37:17But
00:37:17We're not gonna do that tonight
00:37:19Instead, we're just gonna have
00:37:21A nice family dinner, all right?
00:37:22Right
00:37:23Dig in
00:37:24I'm gonna have this
00:37:25Thank you very much
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow
00:37:33I knew it
00:37:34I knew his face
00:37:34I couldn't remember his name
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No
00:37:39Yes
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:42Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class
00:37:44And
00:37:44He just followed me around a supermarket
00:37:48Doing Shakespeare quotes
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird
00:37:53Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just gonna text his mom
00:37:58No, stop
00:38:00It was
00:38:01My idea
00:38:03I
00:38:03Thought that it would change your plans
00:38:06And
00:38:07It did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With dad
00:38:15To get divorced
00:38:16What?
00:38:17No, that's not what's happening
00:38:18Wait, no
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but
00:38:20There is no but
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house
00:38:23We just don't
00:38:24We face each other from a place of honesty
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy
00:38:28You met for drinks
00:38:29Before you went to his car
00:38:30And pulled down his pants?
00:38:31Emma
00:38:32Emma
00:38:32What are you
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private
00:38:36We met at a restaurant
00:38:38He had allergic reaction
00:38:39It was nothing
00:38:39But I had to give him an injection
00:38:41You hate needles
00:38:42Mm
00:38:46Congratulations
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody
00:38:50I knew he'd be a student
00:38:52Sweetie
00:38:52No
00:38:53No
00:38:54Emma
00:38:55Emma
00:38:55Stay here
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma
00:38:57Wait, sweetie
00:38:58Guys
00:39:04What a piece of shit
00:39:05Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that
00:39:08We were gonna go
00:39:34Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you
00:39:42So
00:39:45We're doing it tonight
00:39:48Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know
00:39:51Dan has an extra room
00:39:54Dan, this place is disgusting
00:39:57I don't suppose you want to move out
00:39:59Don't put it on me
00:40:04Max!
00:40:05Max!
00:40:05Max!
00:40:12Max!
00:40:13Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:40:14Hey, Max!
00:40:17We won, I'm rocking out
00:40:18Go rock out in your own room
00:40:20With your own headphones
00:40:21Nobody wants to hear this
00:40:23That's not true
00:40:24And leave your sister alone
00:40:26Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space?
00:40:29Stay away
00:40:30So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner
00:40:32Then you're gonna talk to Max and Amber
00:40:34Yes, yes
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at...
00:40:38Dinner
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage
00:40:43What does it matter?
00:40:45It doesn't work
00:40:45It's kind of creepy
00:40:46Well, it's got these scuff marks all over
00:40:48It's got a scratch up here
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did you?
00:40:54Not yet
00:40:55Take it out of the basement
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it
00:41:14Taylor?
00:41:15Are you...
00:41:29Huh, wow
00:41:32That's incredible
00:41:35Don't touch it
00:41:37It's very fragile
00:41:38Oh, right
00:41:41Of course
00:41:43Uh, amazing
00:41:45Uh, there's a package here
00:41:47For President Obama himself
00:41:51Wow
00:41:53Well, that is amazing
00:41:55Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:58Taylor
00:42:00Were you listening in on our conversation?
00:42:02Because you know
00:42:03We've talked to you about listening before
00:42:06Well, that is amazing
00:42:10Promise me
00:42:11You'll never leave us
00:42:21Oh, God
00:42:22I love you
00:42:23And your sister
00:42:24Your brother so much
00:42:27I never wanted
00:42:29Well, that is amazing
00:42:31Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:34Yeah
00:42:36Yeah, it's fine
00:42:38No matter what happens
00:42:42I love you
00:42:43And your brother and sister very much
00:42:48Fistbone
00:42:51All right
00:42:52I'll see you a little later, all right?
00:42:55Oh
00:42:58Forgot my coat
00:43:07Hey, Eric
00:43:09Charlie
00:43:11Do you have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No
00:43:13Yeah, okay
00:43:14Never mind
00:43:26Hey, Devin
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:28I'm sorry, Mr. D
00:43:29But I got some not-so-great news about your apartment
00:43:32Apparently, Harry Styles called
00:43:33And wanted your apartment for his L.A.P. at the tier
00:43:35Offered a bunch of cash
00:43:37And they gave it to him
00:43:37Not cool
00:43:38What?
00:43:39What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it
00:43:41I mean, I'm totally a styler
00:43:42But also not cool
00:43:43No, no, no
00:43:44Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is
00:43:45I checked out another place
00:43:46That we managed
00:43:47That you will love
00:43:47I can show it to you this afternoon
00:43:50Great
00:43:50Okay
00:43:51Well then, let's go
00:44:00How's Devin?
00:44:00Is he helping?
00:44:01Oh, yeah
00:44:02He's a
00:44:03He's a real go-getter
00:44:04Yeah
00:44:05I don't know what I would have done
00:44:06Without him in my divorces
00:44:07Gotta have a bachelor pad
00:44:09Wait till you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:13How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin, your son
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah
00:44:19No, he's great
00:44:20I think our relationship's probably
00:44:23It's as good as it's ever gonna be
00:44:24You know
00:44:25Uh-huh
00:44:26Uh, I'm gonna go get a latte
00:44:28Yeah
00:44:29Grab me one, too
00:44:32Hey, Dad
00:44:33Oh, God
00:44:34Oh
00:44:35This is for a friend
00:44:36Terrible habit
00:44:37I should
00:44:37He should quit
00:44:39Yeah
00:44:39Weren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it
00:44:42You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend
00:44:45Fair enough
00:44:46What can I do for you?
00:44:47Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used
00:44:51These?
00:44:52Yeah
00:44:52They're brand new
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit
00:44:54Which I'm willing to keep a secret
00:44:58If what?
00:44:59If you let me give you a makeover
00:45:02What? Me? No
00:45:03What are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought
00:45:08And the general weirdness of your sudden appearance here, but
00:45:12Trust me
00:45:15You need one
00:45:17Desperately
00:45:20Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure
00:45:22You look amazing, Dad
00:45:22I don't feel like myself, honestly
00:45:24Please, you just have to be confident
00:45:25But when you see, Mom
00:45:26Please tell her this was your idea
00:45:28Okay
00:45:28Okay?
00:45:29I had nothing to do with it
00:45:30You did it for her
00:45:31No, no, no, no
00:45:32Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now
00:45:35No, you'll be fine
00:45:35It's fine
00:45:39Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43I decided to change my look
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:48No, I did it all for you
00:45:50I don't believe that
00:45:52Emma told me to say that
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover
00:45:57Emma?
00:45:58Yeah
00:45:59Well, wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was canceled
00:46:05That's weird
00:46:05Yeah
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg
00:46:08Weirdest day I've ever experienced
00:46:10Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight
00:46:14Hey
00:46:15Hello
00:46:16What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know, let's find out
00:46:20Let's find out together
00:46:22Come on in
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good, how are you?
00:46:25Thank you
00:46:26Great
00:46:31So, um
00:46:33Sorry, family emergency
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight
00:46:37I hear that
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together
00:46:45To keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner
00:46:49And that's what we've spoken about
00:46:50Feel us a little soon
00:46:51Best not to rush into things
00:46:53I'm sorry, did something change?
00:46:55Because last week you were
00:46:56Last week was so last week, am I right?
00:46:58I say so many things, you know
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth
00:47:01Just trying things
00:47:02But this week, I'm getting this vibe, right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people
00:47:07Great people
00:47:08Who can either, hey, stay together
00:47:10Or make the same mistakes
00:47:12With less great people
00:47:13I don't know
00:47:14Just spitballing air
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:18Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice
00:47:21Well, you've just turned around
00:47:23After months of discussion
00:47:25And changed your mind
00:47:26I don't even know what I'm doing
00:47:28There's nothing there
00:47:31There's nothing there
00:47:34I know what I'm doing
00:47:35I'm keeping you two from burning it all down
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire
00:47:40Cooling you off
00:47:41Cool off
00:47:43How about a candy, you guys?
00:47:45Let's sweeten the deal
00:47:46For the deals
00:47:47Oh
00:47:48You just have a great last name
00:47:50I don't like my last name
00:47:51But we can't pick our Danish stepfathers
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him
00:47:56I'm okay
00:47:58What about when he spritzed us
00:48:01Oh my God
00:48:01With the water
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03It's so unprofessional
00:48:04Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill
00:48:07Bill from your work
00:48:09You're right
00:48:09It was
00:48:11A hundred percent
00:48:12And by the way, you have lost like ten years
00:48:14This haircut is so cute
00:48:16Oh
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house
00:48:24Take a nap
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:28No, we're still married
00:48:31Some countries you'd have to
00:48:34Eric
00:48:36Eric
00:48:54Turns out all we needed to do
00:48:56To have a good nap
00:48:56Was split up
00:48:58No wonder half the country's divorced
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it
00:49:14Entropy
00:49:18You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:20What?
00:49:24You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:33What did you say?
00:49:35Nothing
00:49:37Nothing
00:49:42Are you alright?
00:49:46Yeah
00:49:46Fine
00:49:53I gotta make a work call
00:49:54I got a new private
00:49:56Hmm, lucky guy
00:49:57How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess
00:50:02I'll leave you in private
00:50:03So you make your call
00:50:04Private
00:50:08Now as you can see
00:50:09Everything is up to the minute
00:50:11Cutting edge
00:50:11State of the art
00:50:12Everything that the modern
00:50:13Hot
00:50:14Single man
00:50:14Especially with this look
00:50:16Could ask for
00:50:16Okay, okay
00:50:17And I want to be clear about this
00:50:18This place is available
00:50:19Immediately
00:50:20Oh yeah
00:50:21It's all yours
00:50:22No worries
00:50:22And wait till the new hookup
00:50:24See this place
00:50:24I'm talking
00:50:25Muy enthusiastic
00:50:26Consent
00:50:27Hombre
00:50:27Okay
00:50:28And most of the residents
00:50:30Are single
00:50:30So you don't have to deal
00:50:31With any annoying kids
00:50:33All right
00:50:34Right this way
00:50:36All right
00:50:37Here we go
00:50:40And you are going to love this place
00:50:43Okay
00:50:46Oh
00:50:47Gets a little malfunctioning
00:50:48Okay
00:50:49Hold on
00:50:49Let's do a little
00:50:51Here we go
00:50:52Welcome to your new bachelor
00:50:54Oh my lord
00:51:00It was perfect this morning
00:51:03You know
00:51:03I'm sorry
00:51:04This is the deal
00:51:05We'll get this fixed up
00:51:06And have it
00:51:06What am I doing
00:51:21Oh god
00:51:22I forgot about that
00:51:23Yeah
00:51:23Who would put it there
00:51:25Maybe a crazy man
00:51:26What
00:51:29Were you two
00:51:31What
00:51:33Never mind
00:51:35Honey
00:51:36Can we talk
00:51:38Who came up with the idea
00:51:39Of a deadline
00:51:40Maybe we
00:51:41You know
00:51:41Could do it
00:51:42Next week
00:51:43Or
00:51:43A couple of weeks
00:51:45Or the first of the month
00:51:46But you've talked about
00:51:47Being in limbo
00:51:48Don't you want to
00:51:49Move on with your life
00:51:50As a single guy
00:51:51You know
00:51:52That's not what I want
00:51:54And if there's any chance
00:51:55That we can work this out
00:51:57Isn't it worth
00:51:57Waiting a moment
00:51:59Do you really believe that
00:52:06I know
00:52:07I haven't been
00:52:09Fully present
00:52:10For a while
00:52:13But you know
00:52:14Ever since Taylor was born
00:52:15I'm like a ghost
00:52:17In this house
00:52:18I certainly fell off
00:52:19Your radar
00:52:24I just
00:52:26I have three kids
00:52:27We have three kids
00:52:28So where have you been
00:52:32You're just so much better
00:52:33At it than me
00:52:36Especially with Taylor
00:52:37I could never reach him
00:52:38At all
00:52:40And I could never reach you
00:52:43I just
00:52:43I don't know
00:52:44Just checked out
00:52:45Like I've had one foot
00:52:46Out the door for months
00:52:49But today
00:52:49Something changed
00:52:51Really
00:52:54God
00:52:54I don't want to live
00:52:56My life
00:52:56Without
00:52:58My family
00:52:58Without my kids
00:53:02Without you
00:53:03How do I know
00:53:04You won't have one foot
00:53:05Out of the door
00:53:06Again tomorrow
00:53:10I'm right here
00:53:12Fully committed
00:53:16And you'll let Emma
00:53:17Keep dressing you
00:53:22Yes I will
00:53:28Oh
00:53:28Emma
00:53:29You can go to your party
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:35Oh
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement
00:53:38For a party
00:53:38Oh
00:53:39I'm not going
00:53:40I'm just
00:53:42Happy
00:53:43You know
00:53:43To have the option
00:53:47Okay
00:54:27Dad
00:54:28What are you doing?
00:54:31You know
00:54:31My grandfather
00:54:33Always said
00:54:34The clock
00:54:34Can help you
00:54:35Now and then
00:54:35It was always broken
00:54:37I can never
00:54:38Figure out
00:54:39The gears
00:54:39Or the movements
00:54:40But look at that
00:54:43Galileo said
00:54:43That a pendulum
00:54:44Will stay in motion
00:54:45Unless a force acts
00:54:46To make it stop
00:54:47Otherwise
00:54:48It'll just go forward
00:54:49And backward
00:54:50And forward
00:54:51And backward
00:54:53Great grandfather
00:54:54Would be very proud
00:54:54Of you two
00:54:56Text from your realer
00:54:57Your new bachelor pad
00:54:58Is clean and ready
00:54:59Oh no wait
00:55:00I didn't want to do
00:55:00This run to the kids
00:55:01But so much
00:55:02For being fully committed
00:55:02No no no
00:55:03This is a miscommunication
00:55:05This was supposed to be
00:55:05A trial separation
00:55:07You were going to stay
00:55:08At dance
00:55:08You said dance
00:55:09Was gross
00:55:09I was trying to find
00:55:10A place that was
00:55:11Comfortable for the kids
00:55:12Yeah and for your
00:55:12New girlfriend
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend
00:55:14Don't just tell
00:55:15Lonely bachelor pad
00:55:16There's no bachelor pad
00:55:17You better hope there is
00:55:18Because you need
00:55:19Somewhere to stay tonight
00:55:21And you know what
00:55:22It's lucky for you
00:55:23You have a pet suitcase
00:55:25Under your bed
00:55:26No
00:55:26And I saw it
00:55:28Jan
00:55:31Jan
00:55:36Should I do the honors
00:55:45Does he look
00:55:46Tired to you
00:56:14To be continued
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01:02:14Oh, I was just taking out
01:02:16Max
01:02:20Oh, Nemo?
01:02:23Oh, no!
01:02:25I had nothing to do with this, you did this for her
01:02:27No, no, no, no
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now
01:02:31It's fine
01:02:32You're fine
01:02:38Harry Styles called
01:02:39He wanted your apartment for his L.A. Pite de Tire
01:02:42The good news is
01:02:42Check out another place that we managed that you will love
01:02:45You can see it right now
01:03:26We gotta go
01:03:26Dad's gonna be here, Sam
01:03:27Really?
01:03:28Not now
01:03:29This is so fun
01:03:38This is so much fun
01:03:39I don't want this day to end
01:03:40Don't say that
01:03:42Okay
01:03:42Okay
01:03:43I don't want this day to end
01:03:49I don't want this day to end
01:04:14¡Gracias!
01:04:34Barack Obama
01:04:36¿Qué?
01:04:43Hello?
01:04:44Is this Devin?
01:04:45Yeah, uh, Mr. President
01:04:46Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day
01:04:48Yeah!
01:04:48I need a bachelor man
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay, well, are the girls coming?
01:04:52Yeah, Malia
01:04:56Taxman to base, mission accomplished
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:05:04According to finderphone, you still-
01:05:08You're Jen's kid
01:05:09It's not mine, Taylor's fault!
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee
01:05:15Oh!
01:05:16Oh, my God!
01:05:18This is amazing!
01:05:26Did you? I didn't-
01:05:28I did not
01:05:28I-
01:05:29I swear
01:05:31Wow
01:05:33It was pretty fantastic
01:05:36That date
01:05:37That whole night
01:05:39Yeah, it was
01:05:41It was
01:05:43This is unusual
01:05:45Smells good
01:05:46Sure does
01:05:49Should we get a beignet?
01:05:51I think we should
01:05:54We're gonna have two beignets
01:05:55Come on, right up
01:06:01Do it
01:06:04Alright, here you guys go
01:06:05Where's Max?
01:06:10Mmm, they're just as good as they were back then
01:06:12Back then I was too terrified to even eat
01:06:14I was afraid you were gonna slap me when I asked you to kiss me
01:06:16I would've kissed you at any time during that date
01:06:19I probably would've kissed you hello
01:06:22Now you tell me
01:06:23Now you tell me
01:06:29So you didn't do this?
01:06:31I didn't do this
01:06:34It was Max
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow
01:06:50This is fantastic
01:06:52Wait, it's snowing?
01:07:05I wanna stay with you and the kids
01:07:07There's no other home for me
01:07:09There's no other home for me
01:07:09I wanna stay with you and the kids
01:07:10Quiero que te quedes, también.
01:07:20All right, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Juntos de día.
01:07:25¿Qué pasó?
01:07:26Find a phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29You know this little dude?
01:07:30Yeah, he's my brother, unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now,
01:07:35so thank you for bringing him back,
01:07:37but I'll just take it from here.
01:07:40Well, what's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Nothing.
01:07:42Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Clifton.
01:07:49Tell your mom.
01:07:51Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:54Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:56Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry, who are you?
01:07:59Who's this guy?
01:08:00My student.
01:08:01I'm a friend.
01:08:01A friend?
01:08:01Or how do you know my wife?
01:08:04Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:05Let's not.
01:08:05I just wanted to let Jen know what a kid was up there.
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:10How are you doing?
01:08:10All right.
01:08:11Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devin Andrew.
01:08:16I'm Eric's realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:18And that bachelor pad?
01:08:20It is red-y.
01:08:21Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:22It's all good.
01:08:23I'm just going to get going.
01:08:24You want to go with him?
01:08:25Beignets, anyone.
01:08:26Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:27Can they turn this off?
01:08:28You've got to make this right.
01:08:29Don't turn it back.
01:08:30I mean, who want it?
01:08:31But then...
01:08:32No bathroom.
01:08:33It's a beautiful bathroom.
01:08:34I love it too.
01:08:35Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:37You need a lawyer.
01:08:39Hold on.
01:08:40Um...
01:08:40Not phone me at night.
01:08:41That night.
01:08:41Great sectional and a hot tub.
01:08:43Quiet!
01:08:45Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:52Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but...
01:08:55No, we do not want to go to dinner, because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:59Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:01Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:03Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up, Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:08Taylor?
01:09:10No, Taylor, I told you I got this.
01:09:14No, Taylor!
01:09:28Hands up!
01:09:29Max, that's some sort of seizure this morning.
01:09:34I'm looking at it now, Doctor.
01:09:35Is there nothing we can do?
01:09:37The best thing to do is keep him calm.
01:09:39No surprises or a trauma of any kind.
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:47I think we're going to need a second opinion.
01:09:49Well, this is a real emergency.
01:09:51Are you kidding?
01:09:52Nobody believes you.
01:09:54God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:09:57I might as well see what that might have tail.
01:09:58I got some slight detail from your home, girl.
01:10:01You know, I know your girlfriend's back today, and you know...
01:10:03Why would thieves only steal a dining room table?
01:10:07Why not jewelry?
01:10:08Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you all in the same place about
01:10:13something important.
01:10:14Oh, yes, this is important.
01:10:16No excuses.
01:10:17We need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:10:21That's one million dollars.
01:10:23And it's yours to keep.
01:10:24All you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI!
01:10:28Nobody moved!
01:10:35So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:38Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though.
01:10:40It was like they already knew.
01:10:42Can I...
01:10:42Hey!
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:48Just back here!
01:10:50All right, all right.
01:10:52I get the stage rackin'.
01:10:53Should I get major backin'?
01:10:54I do it for the people.
01:10:56Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news.
01:10:58I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh, honey!
01:11:04That's amazing!
01:11:05Congratulations!
01:11:06Um, there's just one condition.
01:11:07The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:11That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:11:16I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theater and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry.
01:11:28We'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:34Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:36I think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invent a new foundation, right?
01:11:39We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:42No, look at the clock.
01:11:43We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:46Yeah, I know.
01:11:49What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:52Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back.
01:11:57Whoa.
01:11:57No, you're not.
01:11:58Stop.
01:11:59Don't fog-fog me, come on.
01:12:00Oh, my God.
01:12:01Not until we try everything.
01:12:02We have to try everything.
01:12:03You're going to waste a day.
01:12:05It's over.
01:12:05I'm doing it.
01:12:06No, you're not.
01:12:10Oh, God.
01:12:13Guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault.
01:12:16Of course it is.
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around.
01:12:20Why I always avoid you.
01:12:22You screw up everything.
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything.
01:12:26You can't.
01:12:27You're a walking catastrophe.
01:12:29Both of you.
01:12:30Don't pick on him.
01:12:33You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:43Wildfire rolling in
01:12:46I'll never get this chance again
01:12:50There's rumble thunder coming round
01:12:54Rising from the empty ground
01:12:59Undercover forest floor
01:13:02I'm moving high above it all
01:13:05They're never tired of being down
01:13:09I'll wake him as I hit the ground
01:13:13Don't break my fault
01:13:17I'll lose it all
01:13:21Your touch is enough
01:13:25To bring me up
01:13:40I'm not turning it down
01:13:42Uh, no, I
01:13:45Actually want to collaborate
01:13:46If you're still talking to me
01:13:48I'm sorry
01:13:51Backing back
01:13:52I'm breaking sound
01:13:53I'm alright
01:13:55Cool
01:13:56What do you have?
01:13:57Alright
01:13:57I'll write what we can say
01:13:59For the music part
01:14:00I'll let you take that over
01:14:03That's why you have a chance
01:14:05I could say, you know
01:14:06That they can't have each other
01:14:08Even though, you know
01:14:08They deserve each other
01:14:10Max, this is so good
01:14:12It's like when pop songs are like really a beat
01:14:15But then you listen to the lyrics
01:14:16And they're really the decorations, right?
01:14:18It's hard enough to get on stage
01:14:20Do you have any of your favorite decorations?
01:14:22Yeah
01:14:22I do
01:14:22Just break me up
01:14:25Don't break my fault
01:14:29Don't lose it all
01:14:33One touch is enough
01:14:37Just bring me up
01:14:44Just bring me up
01:14:48Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:14:53Oh-oh-oh-oh
01:14:55Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:15:03Hello?
01:15:08Hello?
01:15:09Hey!
01:15:10Take a seat
01:15:11Okay
01:15:15Hey!
01:15:17Hi
01:15:20Dad, take a seat
01:15:32This is the story of a couple
01:15:35Jan and Derek
01:15:37Who have everything except for each other
01:15:42By the end of today
01:15:43They won't be a couple anymore
01:15:46Just can't figure out how to live together
01:15:51Father and mother
01:15:54Can't be together
01:15:57Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say
01:16:02You just can't change the debt
01:16:04They just can't change the debt
01:16:07No way!
01:16:28When one moment might have changed everything
01:16:31When one moment might have changed everything
01:16:47That was, uh...
01:16:51That was...
01:16:53It was...
01:16:56What was that?
01:17:18Mom?
01:17:19Mom?
01:17:30Dad?
01:17:32Dad?
01:17:38Amén.
01:18:05Amén.
01:18:44Amén.
01:19:13No, no.
01:19:37I see you at dinner.
01:19:49Did he suspect anything?
01:19:51Right, like, uh, did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it exploded?
01:19:56I don't know, did he?
01:19:57Hey, good morning. What are you guys doing down here?
01:20:00Um, we were just, uh, helping Taylor clean up.
01:20:04Such a bummer about the clock.
01:20:07Just broke.
01:20:09Come on, guys, let's go.
01:20:12Come on, girl, I saved you a shotgun.
01:20:21Taylor, come on, we're late for school.
01:20:24So, about tonight, I...
01:20:25No, I'm going to the movies tonight.
01:20:27Um, um...
01:20:27No, please, go ahead.
01:20:55No, I'm going to the movies tonight.
01:20:57I'm going to the movies tonight.
01:20:58I'm going to the movies tonight.
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