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00:26You
00:27See, it's Strickland.
00:28And we don't take shit from bitch.
00:31Yep.
00:33Yep.
00:34Mm-hmm.
00:35Oh my god!
00:40Burger averted!
00:42But for how long?
00:45It's a boy!
00:47Look at him!
00:48What's your name, boy? You speak English?
00:50My name is Don Wayne.
00:51Ah! Pow, pow, pow!
00:53Ah!
00:58The Hill Brothers.
01:00Watch out for those Hill Brothers.
01:05Job well done!
01:09Yup.
01:11Father, buy me hamburger.
01:15That's it!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:19Ah!
01:19Ah!
01:21So, uh, how long you been in the robot game?
01:25Go to the sink and take a shower.
01:27Go, go to the sink and take a shower.
01:29Dirty old man!
01:30Take a shower.
01:31Take, take, take a shower.
01:33Police!
01:33How'd you go?ẩy
02:02Jackie Fordặc
02:26Sunday!
02:28Sunday!
02:28Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday
02:38hey let's go
02:40Peggy we gotta get to Dallas
02:42Hey let's go
02:43Shhh.
02:45It's 4 AM.
03:01Now you listen to me.
03:03The name is Yahill.
03:05Mr. Yahill.
03:07Peggy married her.
03:08I didn't marry her, I married me.
03:22Well, hello, Patches.
03:25Winner, Sissy Cobb!
03:34I'm trying, Peggy. I just...
03:37Hey.
03:38Yeah? What?
03:40Loser! You're a loser!
03:41Why are you yelling at me?
03:43You're a loser!
03:45Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
03:46You make me sick, you loser!
03:49Ooh, there goes Peggy Hill's pencil.
03:57Incredible! What a scrapper!
03:59What a save!
04:03Ah, this is awful.
04:04I think it's all over for Peggy Hill.
04:21Boomhauer's dick was so thick our ships were snappin' like Joe Theismann's dick.
04:32There's Obadiah the donkey.
04:34He says,
04:35Eeyah, Eeyah!
04:37Jose is a cat,
04:38an octopus too.
04:40Grrgl, grrgl!
04:41But let's not forget a very British bird.
04:44Soresna Featherbottom III.
04:46I will fuck your face.
04:48They are the MAJOR BABIES!
04:57Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
05:00Well, I hope you're ready for that party, hey?
05:03Cause you only got...
05:05Four more days till the Super Bowl!
05:09Bill, the Super Bowl is in three days.
05:12Oh, damn.
05:16The way I will...
05:18It's the Tibby Station.
05:22Hi.
05:23Sunday?
05:24Sunday! Sunday!
05:26Now, is that before or after the Super Bowl?
05:30During!
05:30Be there!
05:34Oh, damn, we missed it.
05:37Well, at least we get to watch him dance in the end zone.
05:40That's right. Come on.
05:42No!
05:43Oh-hoo!
05:43Oh-hoo!
05:45Eee-yaw!
05:46We better eee-yaw!
05:48Eee-yaw!
05:49Well, he is our only ride.
05:52Eee-yaw!
05:53If God doesn't get here soon, we're all going to die!
06:01You boys get out there and bag some snuff!
06:06No more bouncing that ball!
06:13Okay, okay, we'll buy a new dryer.
06:15Just help me get the rest of these down.
06:18Ha-ha!
06:26Where would cuffs and collars be?
06:29Action, action.
06:30Action, action.
06:31Action, action.
06:33Make a lift.
06:34Okay.
06:36Action, action.
06:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:40Oh, oh.
06:42What they do, they do on purpose.
06:46By now, your name in particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, desktop, laptop, maintop, frame, top, lap,
06:53desk, main, top, top, top, top.
06:55The beast.
06:57Say yes, what you do is disgusting.
07:00That is going too far.
07:02Say yes.
07:06Say yes!
07:11Mr. Hill, why don't you just pay the $40?
07:14Because I rented the tape.
07:16And I can prove it.
07:18Cuffs and collars.
07:20The tape I rented.
07:23Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography.
07:27Thank you, your honor.
07:29Put him on.
07:29Okay.
07:30Now, Bobby, just to warn you.
07:32Pop.
07:33Good.
07:34Ow.
07:39Pop.
07:46Pop.
07:47Pop.
07:47See?
07:51Uh-huh, that's right, Bobby.
07:53I believe you will find that I have testicles.
07:59What the?
08:00Dad, can we go get some Cap'n Crunch?
08:02Fuck you, kid.
08:03You're a dick.
08:03Dad, yesterday you said we could.
08:06I ain't talking to nobody yesterday.
08:08I was in a car taking a shit.
08:10I'm a fireman.
08:12I'm a hundred foot.
08:22Heck, I thought I'd go ahead and sharpen all the asses.
08:25Hank, it's a lumberjack and he's gay.
08:27Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
08:32Uh-huh.
08:32Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh.
08:43Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
08:45How'd I do, Bobby?
08:47Okay, go!
08:51You know, I bet we could use this lid as a frisbee.
08:54Catch, Hank.
09:05Hold for crying out loud.
09:22What's with me, Hank?
09:27Think he's worried about his mom?
09:29Are you worried about your mom, Hank?
09:33He's worried about his mom.
09:36Very funny, guys.
09:38I can't think of anything funnier than a man having to fuck his mother.
09:42Ho, that's just ho, that's just ho, that's just ho.
09:47Hilarious.
09:47Uptown girl.
09:49You know she's living in her uptown world.
09:53She's fucking.
09:55She's fucking.
09:57She's fucking.
09:58Bill?
09:59Yeah.
10:14Folks, we have a very special guest for you tonight.
10:18I'd like to introduce...
10:20Mr. Paul!
10:30Let's hear it for the great Mr. Paul!
10:57Sir, thank you for joining us!
10:57Oh, we're going to be okay!
11:00What are we, what are we, how are we doing?
11:01I'm going to be okay by being honest!
11:07And I'm going to be okay.
11:08We're leaving our next session.
11:08It's going to be okay!
11:08We've got a moment.
11:08The rest of the world.
11:081 when we are.
11:08We're going to be okay.
11:11Come to balance it.
11:15We're going to be okay!
11:16We're going to be okay.
11:21I'll tell you why your license is taking so long.
11:24The U.S. Postal Service is bogged down in the most elaborate mouse-cough campaign in history.
11:29First, they fatten us up with all those two-for-one pizza kidneys.
11:33Then when we're too elaborate to put up a fight, they sell us off to the Red Cough,
11:37who removes our coupon, which go back on the mouse-cough to start the pizza all over again.
12:02Mr. McKenna's delivery never came.
12:06Mr. McKenna, we're a little short-handed.
12:09I understand you can't throw this.
12:15I think a monkey could do my josh.
12:18Mine's been just about the worst one I can remember.
12:21We had no one on the sales floor.
12:22It is a festival celebrating Arlen's rich.
12:25We had no one on the sales floor.
12:27Hispanic heritage.
12:28And get this, Hank.
12:29We had no one on the sales floor.
12:31There will be an ava, an ava, a chua.
12:33We had an ball.
12:34No one on the run.
12:36Sales floor.
12:37Isn't that amazing?
12:38No.
12:38No one on the run.
12:46Geez, Bill, why run with the bulls?
12:49It's your weight and cholesterol count.
12:50If you want to hasten death, just jump up and down a couple of times.
12:54Just jump up and down a couple of times.
12:56Just jump up and down a couple of times.
13:01Just jump up and down a couple of times.
13:15Just jump up and down a couple of times.
13:20Just jump up and down a couple of times.
13:32What's the point if they don't have any testosterone?
13:34testosterone testosterone testosterone testosterone testosterone testosterone testosterone testosterone
13:44we are offering you girls a special program we call general sports
13:55bill for crying out loud
13:57i would listen
13:59that's it boy you got him where you want him
14:05time to really explode
14:08son i know everyone's been filling their head
14:11out of here
14:18hey boy boy
14:32oh
14:33oh
14:34oh
14:46Oh, Bobby, are you okay?
15:06If my hand didn't hurt so much, I'd do it again.
15:10Oh, what the hell?
15:19Bobby, I think you better calm down.
15:24How can I calm down? You were kissing Joseph. You are not allowed to kiss Joseph.
15:31I can kiss whoever I want, Bobby.
15:38No butt.
15:39Ah, fuck you.
15:40Bobby, turn that off.
15:42All the way off.
15:43No!
15:46Come on, test me! Give me your name!
15:48No!
15:49Come on!
15:50No!
15:50Test me!
15:51Come on!
15:51No!
15:51No!
15:57Please test your buzzers.
16:00That was it.
16:01Bueller.
16:02Tobey Maguire.
16:03Run!
16:05We've been VFFs forever and we didn't even know it!
16:09Come here, y'all!
16:10I love you guys!
16:15Diabetes.
16:16Diabetes.
16:17Diabetes.
16:21Diabetes.
16:26Diabetes.
16:41Diabetes.
16:41Diabetes.
16:42Diabetes.
16:42Diabetes.
16:42Oh my lord!
16:44Oh my lord!
16:45Oh my lord!
16:46Oh my lord!
16:47Oh my lord!
16:47Okay, I get it.
16:48You're joking.
16:49Well, I've got a sense of humor.
16:51I laugh at Tony Danza.
16:53Of course, if you aren't joking, I feel bad and I apologize.
16:56I laugh at Tony Danza.
16:58I laugh at Tony Danza.
16:59I laugh at Tony Danza.
17:01Alright, that's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!
17:05I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
17:08Count to three!
17:09One, two, three!
17:12We are hortsin' around here!
17:16Lucky for you, I don't have time for this right now!
17:19Alright men, let's *** some ass.
17:22This is it, guys.
17:23We lost the game already?
17:26Later, pops.
17:28Pops?
17:45Somebody make me some toast.
17:47Don't care who, do care toast.
17:49Thanks wife, wank wife.
17:51Talking about problems offering no toast.
17:54I guess I'll have to f*** you.
17:57F*** the boy.
17:58Think about your childhood.
18:10Yeah, you've got a point.
18:28Hey you, wait!
18:31Gay gay gay must be, says your Hank's phone.
18:35Five six cook cows, says your Hank's phone.
18:38Noah I'm all fat, Noah I'm all fat.
18:42To buy your propane from, says your Hank's phone.
18:45You know, um, if you've got no one else to have sex with, I'll f*** you.
18:53I mean, only if you want to.
18:57If Helen Keller can grab my cooter, you can certainly suck Hank's cock.
19:02Hank, suck my dick.
19:04Ha!
19:05Shut up, Dale.
19:06It's about enough I have to live with her now, running around the house in those mini skirts.
19:10That pager never stops beeping.
19:13And I've had it up to here with her coming in all hours of the night.
19:17For real, hank?
19:19Help it, goddang.
19:21Do I know you?
19:22No.
19:22You ever worked Houston?
19:24No.
19:24Vegas?
19:25No.
19:25Tijuana?
19:26No!
19:27Reno?
19:28No.
19:29I've been known to give a girl amnesia.
19:32I am the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County.
19:37Uh...
19:38Hank?
19:41Dude, check out the dick on the one on the left.
19:44It's gotta be a guy.
19:46We all make steaks?
19:49Get out!
19:50Peggy?
19:52Give me the hat at her.
19:56Man, get out of that jalopy and let's talk some business.
20:00Oh, so you ready to give me my hoe back?
20:02She's not going anywhere, chump.
20:05I play it straight up, yo.
20:07You get the hell out of my hood.
20:10Yo, what you want for that Jasper brunette?
20:14Nine hundred dollars?
20:16Sunday!
20:17Sunday!
20:18Sunday!
20:19And Saturday.
20:20It's the ninth annual Dallas Mower Expo!
20:22Be there!
20:23As the biggest names in mowers.
20:24Hedgers and Clippers on Hedgers and Clippers on Hedgers and Clippers on Hedgers and Clippers on
20:27Sunday!
20:27Cutting technology!
20:29It's very crudging videos!
20:30Seaking!
20:31Seaking!
20:32Seaking!
20:32Moil painting!
20:33Moil painting!
20:34Seaking!
20:34Don't miss the Dallas Mower Expo!
20:36I'm sca o row!
20:37Sliss!
20:38investigators!
20:38Be thereddddddp wird!
20:43You wanna be my coach?
20:44A boggle, coach?
20:46What would I do?
20:47Well, Hänk,
20:47You don't have to get ок i7tuggitgitgitgitgitgitgitgitgitgitgh!
20:49You just have to get but do get Terste.
20:50Gittin gittin gittin gittin gittin gittin.
20:51Unless you want me to go off to Dallas by myself.
20:54Dallas Slat!
21:00Let's go, Peggy!
21:01Ahh!
21:11Ran Ran
21:14Ah, ah, ah, ah
21:20ooh well then you'll need one of these
21:22Okay, the guy at Home Depot said all we gotta do is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish,
21:29buff, varnish, wax, sand, buff, buff, buff, buff, oh god.
21:34I see myself in the winner's circle and you are right there next to me, my coach, my big
21:39ass man.
21:40Look, I can't afford any more screw ups, I just spent my last dollar on deodorizing
21:45carpet sealants.
21:48Yeah.
21:49Peggy held this down to her last pencil, she has no more pencils in reserve pencil.
21:55Now, let's show them how we play Boggle and Arlen.
21:59Whatever you say, coach.
22:01Peggy, you've put in 12 great years hugging Bobby, and he's been very good about it.
22:07But Bobby's a big boy now, and I think he can handle seeing those cocks lying around.
22:12I...
22:14I get to go.
22:16So I think I'll just, uh, have the same haircut I've gotten every 20 weeks for the past
22:21two years.
22:22I can't do that!
22:24I don't have a stapler!
22:25I mean, the bzzz, the, the bzzz, the, uh, takes off the hair.
22:31Hey!
22:32Hank!
22:32What'd you do to do to do to your hair?
22:35Mother de Dios!
22:36Ah!
22:37You said it, honey.
22:38It, it's okay, everybody.
22:40It, it's me, Hank, your old assistant manager.
22:43I need your earliest appointment.
22:44I got a 5 a.m. and a 5.30, but I can squeeze you in it.
22:475.30.
22:48Okay then.
22:48Okay then.
22:49Okay then.
22:50Okay then.
22:50Okay then.
22:51Okay.
22:52Okay.
22:52Okay.
22:57Uh.
22:59Bill?
23:00Hank?
23:01Bill?
23:01Hank?
23:02Hank?
23:26There's something here.
23:29It's, it's from the army.
23:30Incoming!
23:31Ah!
23:32All right.
23:33They asked for it.
23:34I am going to write my congressman.
23:37Ah!
24:02Ah!
24:04Ah!
24:06Oh!
24:07Ah!
24:08I don't know.
24:09I don't know.
24:11Kamehame!
24:13KUAAA!
24:16Buenos dias.
24:18I need four to fuck up a house.
24:20Quattro!
24:27I hope these new neighbors aren't sourpusses about loud music.
24:31I just got a new whammy bar.
24:54Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
24:59I have a face to rest at the side when straight
25:02Care to see what all the fuss is about?
25:16Last time I shaved my ass, this house didn't even have a second floor
25:21Still smooth, really smooth
25:24Hank, the best therapy for my back will be
25:54Nooo
25:54I don't know.
26:41I don't know.
27:08I don't know.
27:25I don't know.
27:28I don't know.
27:29I don't know.
27:31Bill, what the heck?
27:32I was gonna kill him, but how could I?
27:45Welcome to the Gribble Honey Bucket.
27:47You are about to witness how Mother Nature turns a prophet.
28:02From now on, let's talk like this.
28:10You're gonna have to go.
28:12Whoa.
28:14This too.
28:18Bitch.
28:26I'm sorry, everyone.
28:28I'm so sorry.
28:30Happy fucking birthday to me.
28:32Maybe we could play a game.
28:34Play a game.
28:35Play a game.
28:36Game.
28:37Boggle.
28:38Yeah, yeah.
28:38A game.
28:39We are suck.
28:44Come on in.
28:46You're gonna be defending against the Dragon, Ricky Steamboat.
28:48What's the cup for?
28:49WrestleMania 3, Pontiac, Michigan.
28:52Yeah, 90,000 plus people watching right there.
28:56And this is Ricky the Dragon Steamboat's cup of coffee in the big time.
29:00Yeah.
29:00Cup of coffee in the big time.
29:03Cup of coffee, man.
29:04Yeah.
29:06Man.
29:12Create a diversion.
29:29Tuggy Hill, you're up.
29:31Oh, yes, you're right.
29:34Keep it moving.
29:43In the arms of the angel...
29:48Hello.
29:49I'm gonna give you three seconds.
29:51What?
29:52Exactly.
29:53Three fucking seconds!
29:54To wipe that stupid-looking into the world.
29:56grin off your face or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you why is everything
30:04okay honey do you suck nicks bye take a good look because the next time you see me i'll
30:20fuck you all right perfect i thought my meat's pretty big all in all a pretty good day yay
30:30happy anniversary peggy uh don't fuck me up when you come in bobby this is topsy you're the au pair
30:39they were talking about come here son go and get a good look at you go on bobby let topsy
30:46get a look
30:47at you okay and get a little closer my eyes ain't as good as they used to be topsy's legally
30:54blind
30:55hmm do it again topsy
31:08where's my wife hello i'll do something topsy
31:13hmm
31:16do something else
31:22don't miss pizza
31:23free
31:40you could have been killed now promise me you will never do something like that
31:46free dinner for four you will me and we will invite another couple to join us
31:52how about me and connie we were just saying we don't enough with other couples
32:02what is it
32:09hello this is john redcorn if you're calling about the car
32:12sorry hello hello hello hello hello
32:17sus um i have to cancel tonight's session what hello
32:21I- I can't see you anymore.
32:28No woman.
32:30What?
32:31That was your wife?
32:35Sucker.
32:40Ugh! John Redcorn!
32:42I- I didn't- I mean I- I thought it was a burglar!
32:48Shusha!
32:52Shusha!
32:53Shusha!
32:55Shusha!
32:57I hope my picture isn't at the edge of the page.
32:59Last year it just said Connie Poop.
33:01Yay!
33:04Strickland Propane is gonna have a sauce ball team and I was named the head coach.
33:08Here's the best part, it's a co-ed league with a bitch must pitch rule so you'll be pitching for
33:13Team Strickland.
33:15See I got Mr. Strickland at shortstop and Mr. Strickland in center field.
33:20I'll have to put Mr. Strickland at catcher and he uh-
33:23Has to sit on a stool.
33:25Waa Waa Waa Waa Waa Waa-Wuaista-Sauce-baa!
33:31Phew!
33:47All right, quiet down, team.
33:50Okay, I'd like to say a few words as coach.
33:53I tell you what, thank you and enjoy your pizza.
34:03Next up, former Texas Ranger, Herbert Bebacqua.
34:26I do love Christmas.
34:31Oh, Bill!
34:32Lenore!
34:33Lenore!
34:44Uh, Bill, I want to have dinner tonight, just the family.
34:49You don't want me coming to dinner?
34:52Why don't you just take the night to practice being happy, okay?
34:56Yeah, okay, that's fine, no problem.
34:58I like eating alone, I prefer it, even.
35:01No, thanks to your family.
35:20I was listenin'.
35:22Nuh-uh.
35:24Uh, fucker.
35:27Bill!
35:28Get rid of this stuff!
35:29No!
35:31No, I couldn't!
35:32She's never coming back, it's so obvious.
35:35She doesn't want this stupid shit.
35:37No!
35:39Or whatever's in this box.
35:41No!
35:44Or this!
35:47F*** this!
35:50There!
35:54You feel okay?
35:59Great!
35:59I knew you'd snap out of this!
36:04Sure you're okay?
36:06Yes.
36:06Good.
36:08Now I can tell you, you were acting pretty weird there.
36:13Yes.
36:14Okay then, I'll see you tomorrow.
36:17Yes.
36:17Hey!
36:18Hey, who are you?
36:19What are you doing in Bill's backyard?
36:21Huh?
36:22You don't like death?
36:25What is going on?
36:31You don't know who I am, but I know where you live.
36:36What?
36:37Now borrow some gas.
36:38Dammit, Dale!
36:41Bitch, take off the dress.
36:43Why do you keep calling me bitch?
36:46No, uh-uh-uh-uh.
36:47This is too uh-uh-uh much.
36:48I don't even know what kind of game you're playing.
36:50Maybe some kind of crazy tennis.
36:53Tennis bottle.
36:59Peggy?
37:01Peggy!
37:02Ah!
37:02Ah!
37:03Ah!
37:04Ah!
37:05Ah!
37:05Ah!
37:06Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:08Ah!
37:10Ah!
37:20Michael Hank!
37:21We're too late!
37:26Ah!
37:27성-
37:28Ahmed Smith score!
37:29Yes!
37:30Hank Hill!
37:31I wasn't watching-
37:32Your wife is gonna be just fine.
37:34Yes!
37:39Yeah, c-plaster.
37:44Well, I'm guessing that was Luann.
37:48Fuck off, everybody!
37:50Everybody!
37:53Everybody!
37:55Hello?
37:57Someone?
38:04Please!
38:05Sus, Peggy, I was just washing your...
38:08Huh.
38:10Sus!
38:11Honey, I think a little piece of plaster fell in my underarm.
38:14Deal.
38:16Hello?
38:17It wasn't my fault.
38:24It wasn't my fault.
38:36I am the Great Ass Head.
38:41He's the Great Ass Head.
38:43I'm the Great Ass Head, and I'm here to say grills are coming, and they're on the way.
38:50Do not make money propane, Bobby.
38:52The holes are full, and that's not a few.
38:5520 to 40,000 BTU.
38:59It's just that he's got that tank in it.
39:03Great Ass Head.
39:04I love it!
39:10Bobby?
39:18My help!
39:29Ass Head!
39:36I don't get it.
39:38Shug, sorry to bother you at work, but I got a little propane crisis.
39:42I'll be right back.
39:44What do you need? New tank? Tank checked? Tank wiped? Tank checked? Tank checked? Wipe checked? New wiped? Tank tank?
39:51New tanked? Tank wiped? Wipe checked?
39:54I heard a funny joke the other day.
39:56Lol. I wanna tell it. Nick, I'm gonna tell it. No.
40:00There was this doctor, and then-
40:05Falcon punch.
40:11Joseph. Now what's over?
40:13Half. Half.
40:15So what do you do? You just lick it?
40:20America.
40:23You're a loser!
40:24What are you guys doing? Catching butterflies?
40:29I hate you!
40:30Thanks for the tits. Maybe I can try them out with my dad.
40:34Heh heh. That's my hot dog.
40:41Bobby, what a great performance. What you were doing with your hands in that sex scene? Masturbate.
40:47più conie!
40:59Aaahh!
41:00Those are drunk on something you really do, so you think it's just don't do that thing where you lift
41:04your weights!
41:04My dick can't stop there than that thing where you lift your weights!
41:06The quickest power level?
41:08It's over 900.
41:38100
41:39Uhhh
41:41SELF
41:44PROPAL
41:49You know, I just went in there
41:52In the shower
41:53Counted the time
41:55That's great!
41:59FISHES RAR
42:01MASTERBATE
42:02What about the fresh baked cookie?
42:04That's my cookie
42:10SELF
42:11SELF
42:14SELF
42:16SELF
42:20SELF
42:21This is Hank Hill, block captain!
42:24SELF
42:25SELF
42:25It's Bill
42:26Bill!
42:28Oh, I'm so impressed!
42:31Have you also took a shit and eaten it?
42:34I think I ate shit.
42:35Have you, Hank?
42:37Poop!
42:38Peggy?
42:39I'm going to return the tank
42:41You're a skank
42:42Oh!
42:44I can't fall asleep without
42:47Poor Bill
42:48I cannot even fathom what it's like to have Losa
42:53HELP!
42:54If you don't mind, we need the bed
42:56For some
42:58Ass
42:58I mean
42:59Ass
43:00I mean
43:01I mean
43:02D-D-D-D
43:03You know what I mean
43:10Recently
43:11HELL
43:15...
43:16…
43:16...
43:21...
43:32If you don't mind,iscoes, Duke
43:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:40Oh, oh, oh.
44:08There's no mood.
44:34I've got doubt.
44:38There's no mood that's burning.
44:40Burning like a flame
44:42and you know that it's hard.
44:46That's the trailer..
44:49Ooohkit!
44:50Oh, boy.
44:51And I said
44:52Look, look, look, look, look, level-
44:54Woah!
44:56You know, fellas...
44:58Trailerparks are some of your largest schools
45:00right behind-
45:03Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty
45:05I'll tell ya worth a hundred bucks from the main naga!
45:12Here's a thought.
45:13Hold on to my ass.
45:15That ass is just like cash.
45:20You and I'll just drive to hell,
45:22pick up a man's heart,
45:23and return without Peggy and Luan.
45:26I wish I could hang around like Spider-Man.
45:29Then-this-this-this
45:30time next time I might not be so pretty.
45:35Pretty dog? Who's a pretty dog?
45:38Get that stud off of her. She looks like a frame dresser.
45:44I've had my dad's plug.
45:46Great! Now we need five more wheels, an engine, four wheels, some kind of radio, and a cassette wheels when
45:53we got our death fart!
46:06A
46:06A
46:06A
46:07A
46:07A
46:08I don't know.
47:05I don't know.
47:11I don't know.
47:12Yes, you.
47:12Will your toe be better in time for the dance?
47:17I'm sorry, Connie.
47:18I was pointing to the gentleman behind you.
47:22Will your toe be better in time for the dance?
47:26What's wrong, buddy?
47:27You got the gap.
47:29Mm-hmm.
47:30What causes that?
47:31Tick bite?
47:32Nobody knows.
47:47But we do have one thing in common.
47:49We both want what's best for my little girl.
47:54That's true.
47:55I am glad to see we are on the same page.
48:16When it comes to starting the day, nothing wakes me up faster than cock.
48:21Boy, he's got that right.
48:31Put that down.
48:32You do not know where it's been, honey.
48:33Insurance is a safety net woven from the trust between the policyholder and the guarantor.
48:47insurance only covers accidents.
48:51Accident.
48:52Accident.
48:54Accident.
48:54What the...
48:56Peggy, how's your steak?
49:01Bill, your steak?
49:02How is it?
49:07I got, I got, I got p-p-p-p-p-potato salad.
49:11And I've got a mouth.
49:14Hank, will you buy me a wrap?
49:16No, Dale.
49:17How about a nightclub?
49:18No, Dale.
49:20I'll call it Skanks.
49:27I came with the janitor last night, and he was dusting near my ass button.
49:32Sounds exciting.
49:33Hey, guys, I got a new one.
49:35What has brown neck but red hands?
49:41Brown.
49:45That Tammy's quite a dick.
49:47Frankly, though, I think my Nancy has a nicer dick.
49:50Hank, do you think Nancy has a nicer dick than Tammy's dick?
49:54Ha!
49:55Ha!
49:55Ha!
49:56Do you think Nancy has a nicer dick?
49:58Ha!
49:59Ha!
49:59My wife's dick.
50:01These are be your wife's friend's wife's dick.
50:04Stop it, Dale.
50:06And I've had it up to here with her coming in all hours of the night.
50:10Now that would look hot on you.
50:13No.
50:13No.
50:14No.
50:15I could never wear something that...
50:20We'll hit the makeup counter.
50:21Oh, yeah.
50:23Peggy, you ready?
50:24As a life.
50:27Presenting the new improved...
50:32Hehehehehehe.
50:36Fingers.
50:37Whoa, whoa.
50:39Yep.
50:41Yep.
50:42Yep.
50:44Yep.
50:45All right.
50:45If no one's going to say it to you, Hank, I'll say it.
50:48Yep.
50:49Me too.
50:50Yep.
50:50Hey, man.
50:54Smooth old hat, man.
50:55Yep.
50:55You mess with her, you mess with me.
50:57Now hand over the money.
50:58I'm not gonna ask you twice.
51:00Hand over the money.
51:09I'm not gonna ask you twice.
51:11Okay.
51:12All right.
51:12Okay.
51:13We're cool, okay?
51:14Yeah, we're cool.
51:16Now beat it.
51:17Hank.
51:17Okay.
51:18Man, you are the mom.
51:21останов the money.
51:27I'm not gonna do the money.
51:29Now let's go here.
51:29Oh, my God.
51:30Oh, my God.
51:37You lost my life.
51:37You died.
51:38Oh, my God.
51:39Oh, my God.
51:40Oh, my God.
51:46Oh, my God.
52:11Why are you always trying to turn me into you?
52:14Why can't you accept me for who I am?
52:18Why can't you accept me for who I am?
52:19Why don't you accept...
52:19Why don't you accept me for who I am like?
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