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00:01This week on Foul Play,
00:03NFL defensive back Quentin Lake
00:05and NFL analyst Jay Glazer
00:07are guest hosts on the Fake Talent Show,
00:10where one wrong button turns a bullseye...
00:12Whoa!
00:14...into a medical emergency.
00:15My buzzer didn't go off.
00:16Yeah, it's red.
00:17But first, a Hoops power couple.
00:20Bam Adebayo and Aja Wilson get caught up
00:23in the memorabilia scam like no other.
00:25My dad taught my brother and I to forge signatures.
00:37Today, we're breaking Time's Athlete of the Year
00:39and the first ever four-time WNBA MVP
00:43and superstar forward, Aja Wilson.
00:46On and off the court, she always does the right thing.
00:50So I thought, why not have her think
00:52that she's caught up in a massive illegal
00:54sports memorabilia ring?
00:56Help with me out, my friend,
00:58three-time NBA All-Star, Bam Adebayo.
01:01This one is unique.
01:03Aja and Bam are dating,
01:05so I'm going to sit this one out
01:06because I am not getting in the middle of this couple.
01:09Bam, take it from here.
01:12I'm Bam Adebayo,
01:14and I'm taking control of this one.
01:15Because this one is close to me,
01:17I'll be pranking my favorite Olympian, Aja Wilson.
01:19We got cameras here, there, there.
01:24We're supposed to be coming in here to work out,
01:26but it's going to be a little twist to it.
01:29We'll be signing some basketballs,
01:31but little does she know,
01:32we will have somebody in the back forging our signatures.
01:36We got Jordan forging signatures.
01:38Kobe playing the daughter who finally tells the truth,
01:41and a scary dad who panics when the secret is out.
01:44We'll be in the control center,
01:46which is the men's restroom.
01:50I want to give a personal shout-out to A.D.
01:53for putting me in a shitty situation.
01:56So, foul play.
02:01Suck it up, Bam.
02:02No one said the prank game was easy.
02:10Hey, hey, hey.
02:11How you doing? Welcome to CrossCourt.
02:12Must be Aja.
02:13Tyler, how are you?
02:14Aja, nice to meet you.
02:15How you doing?
02:15Hi, nice to meet you, big man.
02:18Good to see you.
02:18Hi.
02:19This is my daughter, Kobe.
02:20How you doing?
02:20All right.
02:21We could just head on in.
02:22Yeah, or do you mind if we could get a quick autograph for you?
02:25Yeah.
02:25Love the heat, but I love the aces for her.
02:27She's a huge fan.
02:29She's a huge fan.
02:30Yeah, sure.
02:31If you could both do both balls, that'd be great.
02:35Get a selfie in here.
02:37All right.
02:37There she is.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Cool.
02:39All right.
02:41Don't mind if I...
02:42All right.
02:43Hey.
02:44She's great.
02:45Okay.
02:47Diablo, Bam.
02:48Yeah, make yourself at home, of course,
02:50and I'll show you right to the bathroom.
02:52Kobe, if you want to get them going.
02:54Have you ever been here before?
02:55This is not perfect.
02:56Right this way.
02:56Oh, perfect.
02:57So this is going to be your guys' private court.
03:00We have some basketballs, some waters over there.
03:03What's up, man?
03:04We have you step right over here.
03:05Anyone want to come up?
03:06Oh, yeah.
03:08Can you just do a quick ten count?
03:10Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five.
03:14Five.
03:15Sorry I got to do this to you, sweets.
03:17It's AD's fault, so blame AD.
03:19We go through this way?
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:21Just right on there.
03:23I need Sonny to come back so I can go doop-doop.
03:27Excuse me.
03:30You know what it was?
03:39Didn't know you walk over here, you're going to smell something.
03:43Okay.
03:44Let me go poop-poop.
03:51There he is.
03:52Good job, dude.
03:53How you doing, man?
03:54Good.
03:54Well done.
03:55Well done.
03:55Well done.
03:56Well done.
03:57Take control of the game.
04:03All right, Kobe, go in.
04:07Hi.
04:08Um, do you mind if I ask you something?
04:12I have a bit of a problem and I don't really know what to do about it.
04:16And I just, I've looked up to you for so long and I feel like I can finally talk to
04:22someone.
04:23Okay.
04:24Um, this place, it's not really what it seems.
04:29My dad gets athletes to come and practice here and then he gets them to sign things and he takes
04:35videos or pictures.
04:36And then he taught my brother and I to forge signatures.
04:40So he makes hundreds of basketballs, jerseys, and sells them for a lot of money online.
04:48Do you think you could help me?
04:53I got you.
04:54Let me work on this.
04:56I got you.
04:57Bring her to the forgery room.
04:58I got you.
04:59Thank you, Christian.
05:00Um, my brother's in the other room if you want to come with me.
05:07Please, I really want to show you something.
05:09Um, yeah.
05:10Give me one sec.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Okay, hold on.
05:13Give me one sec.
05:14Y'all are trying to get me fired from my day job.
05:18Yeah, it's right right here.
05:24And then here's my brother.
05:28What do you need, Kobe?
05:30Uh, give me one.
05:32Um.
05:35She's leaving.
05:36She's leaving.
05:49She's leaving.
05:50She's leaving.
05:50She's leaving.
05:51You want to go in?
05:52Yeah, I gotta go get her.
05:53Let's get you in.
05:54Let's get you in.
05:55Hop up.
05:56She's out there.
05:59Can you bring her back?
06:00Okay.
06:01Okay.
06:02All right.
06:03It's weird going up.
06:05What happened?
06:07Uh, give me one sec.
06:09Yeah, we're all good.
06:11Come on.
06:12Sit down, man.
06:18In order to, like, forge it, you need a blue pin.
06:22That's what I thought, too.
06:24So when she was going, she was like, hey, I just want to let you know this place is not
06:27what you think it is.
06:29And I said, what are you talking about?
06:32And she was just like, my daddy's got people to sign stuff.
06:35And then my brother forges it in the bag.
06:37And they make money.
06:39I feel bad because I feel like we really got to help this little girl.
06:42Hey, Jordan.
06:45You guys got some shots off?
06:47Got some workouts in?
06:48Um, is there a problem with the courts or anything?
06:52Just leave it in my chair.
06:53Okay.
06:54Okay, cool.
06:55Dad.
06:56I just had a question about the signature.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Well, that looks pretty good.
07:01Do you think you could talk to him?
07:04Dad, I think Asia has something to tell you.
07:08Yeah, yeah.
07:09But she's just saying that you guys are forging our signatures on things?
07:12No.
07:13Uh, I mean, can you tell me exactly what she said to you?
07:18She's just saying that you guys are forging our signatures for money.
07:22That bitch.
07:23No.
07:24No.
07:25We do get autographs from pro athletes that come in here.
07:29We don't sell those.
07:32We...
07:32I already told her.
07:34We...
07:34You literally had him in the other room right now forging other athletes' signatures.
07:38What are you doing?
07:38What are you talking about?
07:39No, I don't want to do this anymore.
07:41Shut up, Kobe.
07:42Kobe.
07:43What are you...
07:44I haven't been in school in two years.
07:46You brought me out to school.
07:47You do have been homeschooling.
07:47We do.
07:48This is schooling.
07:49YouTube is not online school.
07:51It's good enough.
07:53We're not doing it illegally.
07:55We get them at convention centers and from the athletes themselves.
07:59And then, yeah, sometimes we sell them, but not anything illegal.
08:04If she's not the one signing it and he's signing it, it's illegal.
08:09That's forgery.
08:11No, yeah, because it's not illegal because they're signing it.
08:13Everyone agrees to it.
08:15No one else agreed to it.
08:16Well, we didn't agree to it.
08:17We didn't agree to it.
08:17We didn't know that it was going on.
08:18Well, we have you on tape.
08:20Signing it, yes.
08:21But no one told us that you were forging our city.
08:24That's it.
08:25I'm sorry.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:26Like, that's it.
08:26I mean, if it's mutually beneficial, then...
08:29It's not, though.
08:29Because I'm not making any money.
08:31I don't want your money.
08:32I'm not.
08:33We could go into business.
08:35Yeah, that's what we were trying to do.
08:36We could get done.
08:36This is super sketchy.
08:37And I know she's shaken up.
08:39And I'm so sorry you have to go through this.
08:41Thanks.
08:42But this is messed up.
08:45I mean, she does this all the time.
08:46She actually enjoys it.
08:47She just had a late night last night.
08:48I don't.
08:49We don't need you.
08:50My daughter's a liar.
08:51Great.
08:51Always seeking attention.
08:53Now you got it.
08:54From the MVP yourself.
08:57Oh, Asia.
08:58Oh, man.
08:59Asia.
09:00We don't mind.
09:01You really boned me here.
09:03I'm really sorry about this.
09:04No, it's fine.
09:05I think we've seen some bigger issues.
09:08I'm just going to continue to wait for my trainer, but...
09:10Okay.
09:11Well, so...
09:11Do you mind if I ask a few questions about your signature,
09:13just so I can get...
09:14I'm really not.
09:15There's no one person outside.
09:17I know.
09:17I'm walking...
09:18Okay.
09:19I, uh...
09:21Can I get those balls back?
09:26You got...
09:27You got plenty.
09:28No, don't play with me.
09:29I'm gonna...
09:33Woo!
09:35Woo!
09:36Woo!
09:39Woo!
09:39Woo!
09:41Woo!
09:42Woo!
09:42Woo!
09:43Woo!
09:45Woo!
09:49Woo!
09:56Everyone down on it!
09:57Yay!
09:59Woo!
10:00Way too good.
10:01Do not hug me.
10:03All right.
10:03Way too good!
10:05You guys are awesome!
10:07Woo!
10:13Oh my God, my heart is like crazy.
10:15You're amazing.
10:16So nice to meet you guys.
10:18You guys have me terrified.
10:21I'm sorry.
10:23Oh my God.
10:25What?
10:28This is crazy.
10:31This is file play, as you can see.
10:36You're not sorry.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:40What?
10:41Why me?
10:42We're supposed to get him.
10:43We're supposed to prank him, not me.
10:45This is so messed up.
10:46And Asia will get him back.
10:48I got you.
10:48My favorite Olympian.
10:50No.
10:50My favorite Olympian.
10:51I'm sorry.
10:52It's okay.
10:53Put your hands off of me.
10:55All right, twin.
10:57All right, twin.
10:58I'm Asia Wilson, and I just got played.
11:05No!
11:08Coming up, NFL defensive back Quinn Lake and NFL insider Jay Glazer's hosting dreams go sideways.
11:18Oh my God.
11:20Why would you push it when he's trying?
11:22I didn't need to.
11:32Competition keeps my world spinning.
11:34Normally, I'm in the thick of it.
11:36But today, I'm backstage pulling the strings on something big.
11:41Welcome to Stars Among Us.
11:47Here's the setup.
11:49Our talent competition show has one open spot on the judges panel.
11:53How are you?
11:54And we gave our marks their own chance to win the job.
11:57Sorry, guys.
11:58This is such a big one, we're giving you a two for one.
12:02First up, Quinn Lake.
12:04NFL standout safety.
12:06Stand up guy.
12:07Maybe too nice for this mess.
12:10Next to audition, Jay Glazer.
12:13NFL insider.
12:15TV personality.
12:16All business.
12:18Zero chill.
12:20They'll sit beside our foul play judges.
12:22Legendary actor, Eric Roberts.
12:24It's a big, big show doing BS TV.
12:27TV star and model, Chloe Veach.
12:30Who's an HR nightmare.
12:31All for the love of the game.
12:33All for the love of the game.
12:34But the real star of the show is an act gone haywire.
12:38Oh my God!
12:40Matt!
12:40Matt!
12:42Quentin and Jay, we hope you both got good lawyers.
12:51You nervous on this guy?
12:52Hands are a little sweaty.
12:55A little sweaty?
12:55A little sweaty.
12:56A little sweaty hands.
13:04Lock down, everybody.
13:06Lock down.
13:07Here we go.
13:09Hi!
13:11How are you?
13:12I'm Quentin.
13:12Nice to meet you.
13:13I'll give you a cuddle.
13:14Oh, sorry.
13:14You're good, you're good.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:18Can you believe this is a job?
13:22Just straight criticism and judgment.
13:24Criticism and judgment?
13:25That's what we specialize in.
13:27Don't you just love your smile?
13:28He's so handsome, isn't he?
13:30Oh, man.
13:31He's trying to ignore her.
13:33He's trying to ignore her so bad.
13:35Welcome to Stars Among Us.
13:37It's just a competition show.
13:38It's a talent show.
13:39Okay.
13:40Slight wrinkle.
13:41Everybody's buzzer says something different.
13:43You want to hear mine?
13:44Bye-bye.
13:45Okay.
13:45Okay, do yours.
13:46Fumble!
13:48Ready?
13:50Bollocks.
13:51Bollocks.
13:51Bollocks.
13:52All right, we're going to get started, yes?
13:54Let's go.
13:54Let's do this.
13:56Let's have fun!
13:57Let's do it, gang.
13:58Let's do it, gang.
13:58I feel like we should all hold hands or something.
14:00I don't know, like one big happy family.
14:01He doesn't hold hands.
14:02There we go.
14:02Bam.
14:03Yeah.
14:06Hello!
14:07My name is Huey Stonefish, and this is my magical Mandarin Movement Machine.
14:12Is that the deal?
14:13Is that the deal?
14:14There's three of them.
14:15Such cuties.
14:16You need more balls, you need more hands.
14:18Get off the stage.
14:20There's got to be something more than three oranges.
14:21My favorite thing about juggling Mandarin Oranges is that I get my daily...
14:25Bye-bye.
14:27You have a huge career ahead of you.
14:29It was great to meet you.
14:30Go away.
14:31All right, thank you.
14:33Bye-bye.
14:34All right.
14:34Yeah, maybe he has some bigger oranges.
14:36You have bigger oranges?
14:37I just only have the mandarins.
14:38I mean, I bet Quentin's got big balls.
14:40No.
14:44All right, so, let's do our next contestant.
14:51Pretty good.
14:54Don't you think he looks like a penis?
14:55See, um, um, no.
14:56Not even 1%.
14:57No, but why would I want to think that?
14:58No.
14:59Not even 1%.
15:00Whoa, yeah!
15:02Whoa, whoa, whoa!
15:03There you go, whoa!
15:04Wow.
15:04Very good, very good.
15:06He was fully racked right here.
15:08Fully racked?
15:09Like a brick.
15:11Bricked up for you, baby.
15:12You're a badass, dude.
15:13You've been talking about butts and bricks and penises.
15:15I'm stepping out of this one.
15:17I think he wants your number.
15:18You're an HR nightmare waiting to happen.
15:19I got nothing to do with this.
15:22I got nothing to do with this.
15:22Where do you get your body lotion from?
15:24Is it Vaseline?
15:25Is it baby oil?
15:26I am obsessed.
15:28I don't use any oil.
15:30So it's just, like, natural juices?
15:32Natural juices.
15:34I know natural juices when I see them.
15:38Okay, so, a network note.
15:40They want to not have anybody push the buzzers on the next contestants.
15:44They just want to get a clean, full run.
15:46Here we go.
15:47This is it.
15:51Gary, remind them to not push the button.
15:53Don't hit the buzzer.
15:54Don't hit the buzzer, please.
15:55I know what to do.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:57I'm so nervous.
15:58I can't watch.
15:59I can't watch.
16:00Someone's about to get stabbed.
16:03Oh, my gosh.
16:06No way.
16:07No way.
16:07No way.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:09Can you just tell me what happened?
16:10Because I don't actually want to watch it.
16:11Can you tell me what happened?
16:18Fumble!
16:18Oh, shit.
16:19Whoa!
16:20Why would you do...
16:22Got to be a part of that act tonight.
16:24Why?
16:25Please hold.
16:26This is not cool.
16:28Oh, it went over and hit somebody?
16:30Oh!
16:30Obviously.
16:34Please hold.
16:35What just happened?
16:35Oh!
16:43This is not cool.
16:45Oh, it went over and hit somebody?
16:47Oh!
16:50Please hold.
16:51Please hold.
16:51What just happened?
16:52Did you hit fumble?
16:53No.
16:54I didn't.
16:54I didn't press anything.
16:55Because your X is lit up.
16:57No, your thing is lit up.
16:58Yeah, I just had it hovering, though.
17:00Fumble!
17:01Oh, my God!
17:06It did.
17:08If you rub some butter on it, he'll be fine.
17:10Yeah, rub some butter on it, you'll be fine.
17:11Rub some butter on it, he'll be fine.
17:13I'm telling you, I've been through this before.
17:14No, we're good.
17:15We're good.
17:15We're good.
17:16We're good.
17:16We're good.
17:16Was he the executive or the P.I.?
17:18No, he's... I think he's the P.I.
17:19Oh, okay, it's fine.
17:20That's a wrap, right?
17:22Well, I think so.
17:23No, the show has to go on.
17:23Hey, this is crazy.
17:25This is crazy.
17:26Something happened because...
17:28Oh, my God!
17:31Oh, my God, I'm throw... I'm gonna throw off.
17:33Oh, my God, there's no way.
17:37I think what happened is... How's it going?
17:39I think he pushed his button and then it threw...
17:41Well, obviously, it's red.
17:42And then it threw the axe guy off.
17:44Yeah, we were... So, I'm John. I'm with the network.
17:47Hi, John.
17:47Hi, John.
17:48So, yeah, I guess you hit the button,
17:50which we're supposed to do,
17:51but obviously, preferably not when someone's throwing an axe.
17:53But I feel like you should have been briefed before that.
17:55I mean, you hit it literally at the moment.
17:59He reached back and threw an axe.
18:02Why would you push it when he's throwing an axe?
18:05I didn't need to.
18:06I genuinely thought I didn't press it.
18:08I'm serious. I was just...
18:09Like you said, I was hovering. My hand was hovering.
18:11No, but you've got to be careful
18:12because sometimes you can accidentally press it.
18:14Yeah. Or maybe body heat.
18:16Is he sensitive?
18:17Well, you know, I don't know.
18:18Well, I mean, if you hit it...
18:20But is he going to be okay?
18:21I mean... Who knows?
18:22That's among a million other concerns.
18:24Look, Quentin, we...
18:26You saw how sharp those axes were.
18:28We have to probably ask you to leave.
18:31What?
18:32Do you know what? I knew there was something funny about him.
18:34No, I'm so sorry.
18:35No, seriously, I didn't...
18:37It's for people.
18:37Like the amount of litigation and paperwork
18:40that's going to happen because of this is crazy.
18:43Like the guy got stabbed.
18:45I know.
18:45We have somebody...
18:46It's not like that.
18:47We can get another judge to come out.
18:48Yeah, reveal.
18:51We can reshoot the...
18:52Yeah, I mean, look, at the end of the day,
18:53the show has to keep going,
18:54but I think you can understand
18:56that we'll have to replace you.
18:58We can shoot. We can reshoot.
18:59We can do set-ups again and reshoot it.
19:00We'll reshoot it and do it again.
19:00All right, so we're going to have to replace you, man.
19:02I'm sorry.
19:02Is it okay with you guys?
19:04It'll be bad for my reputation
19:05if I'm sat next to someone that's pressed a button.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:10You hit the buzzer in the middle of throwing the knife?
19:13Sounds like a you problem.
19:14It is a me problem.
19:15Yeah, yeah.
19:16Because a guy just got stabbed after you hit the buzzer...
19:18Not stabbed, you got hit with an ax.
19:19Sure.
19:20Totally different.
19:21But why did you push the buzzer?
19:22Hey, blame that .
19:23He hit him with the ax, not me.
19:24That wouldn't have happened if you hadn't have buzzed it
19:25right when I was throwing.
19:26Hey, blame this guy, not me.
19:28I don't even shit, I didn't throw the ax.
19:30I'm not the one who threw the ax.
19:32Hey, Jay, you just got played, brother.
19:34Yeah, I don't know, huh?
19:37Come on, bud.
19:38You had a no-two going in, like, he's not going to care at all.
19:43You have no compassion.
19:44Put some butter on there, man.
19:45I'm going to feel it.
19:49But I honestly didn't care.
19:53Just rub some butter on it, you'll be fine.
19:59Hey, I'm buzzing all your .
20:00Boom, boom.
20:01Yeah.
20:02Can we quickly check the cameras to see if money
20:05pools are showing?
20:05Can we bring up the next host, please?
20:08Yo, quit.
20:09You just got played, brother.
20:10Hey, hey, no way.
20:13Yo, I was like, there's no way.
20:15That's crazy.
20:16What?
20:17Yo, that's wild.
20:19What the .
20:20What's up, bro?
20:21I'm like, nah, I'm tripping.
20:25Oh, shit.
20:26I'm like, yo.
20:28Wait, this is crazy, though.
20:29What the heck?
20:30Andy the Diamond.
20:31I know.
20:32What?
20:32What's up, bro?
20:33How you doing?
20:34And I'm not really a pair of out, I promise.
20:36You're good.
20:36I was like, oh, my god.
20:37That's why you get so uncomfortable.
20:38I was like, oh, my god.
20:40Hold up.
20:41I'm so sorry.
20:42Hey.
20:43Congratulations, everybody.
20:44Give yourselves a round of applause.
20:46Because you got me mad.
20:48You got me really mad.
20:49I'm Quincy Lake.
20:50I'm Jay Glazer.
20:51And I just got played.
20:54Bastards.
20:56Fumble.
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