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00:00Tonight on Foul Play, we've got NFL Hall of Famer Rod Woodson
00:06cranking the host of American Ninja Warrior, Akbar Bajabiamila.
00:11I can't believe you're lying.
00:13But first, we've got AGT's own Howie Mandel.
00:16Hey, Howie.
00:17And NHL superstar, Wyatt Johnston, putting his teammate,
00:21Liam Bischel, in the middle of a relationship nightmare.
00:24Take those flowers, shove them up his ass.
00:34One thing I know about being an athlete is that we love and appreciate our fans.
00:39But sometimes, their interactions get a little awkward.
00:43So today, we're going to use that to our advantage.
00:46We're pranking Dallas Stars defenseman and known NHL tough guy, Liam Bischel.
00:53My accomplice, superstar NHL forward, Wyatt Johnston.
00:58Liam thinks he's hearing a business pitch for a hologram company from our guy, Dave, over lunch.
01:05Helping me set this up over Faison, it's the biggest investor of this company and huge hockey fan.
01:11From America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel.
01:14Thanks, AD.
01:16I'm a big fan.
01:17I'm also a Leaf fan because I'm from Toronto.
01:20So here's what I wanted to do.
01:22I wanted to talk Liam into using this proto-technology, my favorite technology,
01:27where you can be someplace without even going there.
01:32Here's the prank.
01:33At lunch, a woman at a nearby table is going to tell Liam he's her hall pass.
01:39The only issue, she's there having lunch with her boyfriend.
01:43From here, it's all chaos.
01:46Furious relatives, wild confessions, a relentless mariachi band.
01:53Can Liam escape without wearing the blame?
01:55Welcome to the ultimate hall pass disaster.
02:04Hello.
02:05It has to be him.
02:06Yeah.
02:06That is him.
02:08Hey, how's it going?
02:09Hey, Brad.
02:10Hey, have a seat, Wyatt.
02:11Liam?
02:12Hey, nice to meet you.
02:14Come on, have a seat.
02:14Thank you so much for coming.
02:15He seems happy to be here.
02:18It's the hockey player's face.
02:20Are you guys familiar with Proto?
02:23Proto?
02:24The Proto box and all.
02:25So do you know Howie Mandel from America's Got Talent?
02:28Yeah.
02:29He's a big proponent in Proto, and I told him that I was meeting with you guys.
02:35So I'm going to try and FaceTime him.
02:37I don't know if we'll answer.
02:39We're FaceTiming Howie Mandel.
02:40Yeah, we're FaceTiming him.
02:42Hey.
02:43Hey, Howie.
02:44It's Dave.
02:45Hey.
02:46I'm with these guys.
02:48Hey, how are you doing?
02:49What's going on?
02:50I'm a big guy.
02:51I'm from Toronto.
02:52I'm sorry to say I'm a Leaf fan, but I know I'm hockey.
02:56Hey, Howie.
02:57I was talking to them about the Proto.
02:59Well, it's better than this FaceTime, but you can do your meet and greets, you can sell
03:04your merch, you can meet your fans, you can show up anyplace without going anywhere.
03:10I can also speak any language to anybody.
03:12I could probably speak Swedish if I was on the Proto to you.
03:17Swiss, Swiss.
03:18And next time you play the Kings, you should come into my office here and see it live.
03:24Okay.
03:25Proto hologram.
03:26Howie, I'll connect them to you after this meeting, and then we'll get it all set up.
03:30Please do it.
03:32Really appreciate it.
03:33Like America's Got Talent.
03:34Thank you, buddy.
03:35Bye.
03:35Bye.
03:41So you can see the benefit of this Proto.
03:45All right, John, go to the bathroom.
03:48Hey, I'm going to go take a shower.
03:50Oh, yeah.
03:50If you're going to scream, don't come, because I'll be fine.
03:53Okay.
03:53Start small, Ryan.
03:59It's your real voice.
04:00Hi, so sorry.
04:01Hi.
04:02I think we want to just see what the home is.
04:03Oh, no, I don't work here.
04:04I'm just huge fans of you guys.
04:06I just had to come say hi.
04:07Of course.
04:07You guys look so cute.
04:08We're so not so crazy.
04:09Hi, sorry.
04:10Hi.
04:10This is insane.
04:11Can I get a picture with you?
04:12Is that okay?
04:12Yeah.
04:13You want me to-
04:13Do you take it?
04:14Yeah.
04:15Thanks.
04:18Let's go stars.
04:22There we go.
04:22Thanks.
04:23Is that good?
04:25Wait, that's good.
04:26Okay.
04:27That's really cute.
04:28Um, and so I shouldn't say this, but like, um, you're, um, you're my hall pass.
04:36Oh, you know what hall pass means.
04:37Okay, cool.
04:38Good luck.
04:39Nice to meet you guys.
04:39Nice to meet you.
04:40Oh, my God.
04:43Sorry.
04:46There you go, Ryan.
04:47There we go.
04:47Look, he had to drink some water and shit.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah.
04:51So she just basically said that she could cheat on her husband with you.
04:55Yeah.
04:56That's crazy.
04:57Oh, shit.
05:07I'm so much more nervous than I thought I was gonna be.
05:10When we first met at this restaurant on our first date three years ago,
05:16getting the hummus and the brisket, I knew at that moment that I wanted you in my world.
05:23Your feet are always hot.
05:26Your hands are always cold.
05:28You always ask questions during movies.
05:32You leave the interior light on in the car when you're driving, which is so cute.
05:36And I love you.
05:38Will you make me the happiest man in the world?
05:40I love you so much, kid.
05:42Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:46It's good.
05:47It's good.
05:48It's good.
05:49It's good.
05:50It's good.
05:51It's good.
05:52She said no.
05:53She said no.
05:54She did?
05:54Yeah.
05:56All right.
05:56It's in the mariachi band.
06:08Stop.
06:09Stop.
06:09Please.
06:10Yay.
06:11Please stop.
06:12Please stop.
06:12She said no.
06:14No.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:18Kidding me.
06:18That's humiliating.
06:19Why did you do that?
06:20Uh, okay.
06:22That was awkward.
06:24What is the last one?
06:25Hey, John.
06:26Walk over to Leah's table by yourself.
06:28I'm gonna go talk to those guys.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:29Really?
06:30Mm-hmm.
06:31I'm sorry.
06:32Can I ask you guys a question?
06:33What happened here?
06:35What did you say to my fiance?
06:43Hey, John.
06:44Walk over to Leah's table by yourself.
06:46When I was coming out of the bathroom, I noticed that my fiance was talking to you guys.
06:52My girlfriend, I guess.
06:55Sorry?
06:56What were you guys talking about?
06:57Yeah, I promise.
06:59Huh?
07:00Took a picture.
07:00Took a picture?
07:01Were you guys flirting with her?
07:04No, we have players.
07:05Um...
07:06Your players?
07:07Yeah.
07:08Like, your players, like...
07:09Yeah.
07:10...chasing ladies.
07:11They're Dallas players.
07:12Hockey.
07:12Hockey players?
07:14A lot of people take pictures with her.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Did you flirt with her?
07:18No.
07:19No.
07:19Well, she did say something about a hall pass.
07:21Hall pass?
07:26She said you were her hall pass?
07:27Yeah.
07:29Antonio...
07:29Antonio Banderas is her hall pass, so...
07:33Supposed to be the best day of my life, I guess.
07:36So sorry.
07:37Sorry.
07:37The best day of your life.
07:39Yeah.
07:39I want to go back to the table.
07:41Stop.
07:41Hey, hey.
07:42I'm so sorry.
07:43This is really uncomfortable.
07:44I just didn't intend for this to happen, right?
07:47But to be honest with you, it's like, you're here today, and this just feels like...
07:50Right?
07:51It's like, I've been with this guy.
07:52He's not great.
07:53Right?
07:54And then I'm here, and then you're here, and it's just kind of like, we're clicking,
07:57we're vibing.
07:58And so it's like, did you feel it?
08:00Give me five reasons why you deserve to take her.
08:02He's hotter than you.
08:03He's taller than you.
08:04One reason.
08:04He plays hockey.
08:05I want to have sex with him.
08:05I want to have sex with him right here in the restaurant.
08:07Okay?
08:07Sorry.
08:08I'm asking him.
08:08Sorry.
08:08I'm sorry.
08:09I'm sorry.
08:10No, we don't.
08:14We're not talking.
08:15I'm so sorry.
08:15I want him to know what he's getting himself into.
08:17He already knows.
08:18He can feel it.
08:18No, stop.
08:19Just come back to the table.
08:20Oh, no.
08:21Oh, my God.
08:23Hi, Bob.
08:24Hi.
08:25Hey, sweetheart.
08:26Congratulations.
08:27Well, I didn't, um, I didn't say yes.
08:30Oh, my gosh.
08:30Can I get off?
08:31What do you mean you said no?
08:33I said no, because obviously my hall pass is here.
08:35We have sexual chemistry.
08:36My hall pass is here.
08:37I think we can calm this thing down.
08:38Your hall pass?
08:39You had sex with that guy?
08:40I'm about to.
08:42No.
08:42Excuse me?
08:43I didn't do anything.
08:43She's a shoplifter.
08:45Yeah.
08:45That was a face.
08:46She had to wear an ankle bracelet for four months.
08:49I'm leaving.
08:49Mom, he's my husband.
08:50I never liked John.
08:50I'd be like, okay, yes, mom.
08:52He's a loser, and I have to have sex with your penis tonight.
08:56We weren't, like, he wasn't trying to do anything.
08:58I think if you just apologize for flirting.
09:00I've got flowers for him.
09:01John?
09:02Oh, my God.
09:03Return him.
09:04Just return him.
09:05Someone has to.
09:07John!
09:07Give him to him.
09:09John!
09:09Take those flowers.
09:10Shove them up his ass.
09:12No, no, no.
09:12I think if we just apologize.
09:14I'm leaving.
09:14I'm leaving.
09:15Let's go.
09:16Let's go.
09:17I'm leaving.
09:19You're not leaving, big boy.
09:21Hold on.
09:22Just apologize.
09:23Just apologize.
09:24Oh, my God, oh, my God.
09:24Just something.
09:25Do something.
09:26No, please don't go.
09:27Please don't go.
09:28I'm so sorry.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:32I'm sorry.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:34Please.
09:35Hey, Liz.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:36You guys been playing, bro.
09:42You guys been playing?
09:44I know.
09:45I know.
09:46I know.
09:47I know.
09:47I know.
09:47I know.
09:48I know.
09:48I know.
09:48I know.
09:49I know.
09:49Look at everything.
09:56How you feeling?
09:57Terrible.
09:58Terrible?
10:00It was all set up.
10:01It was all set up.
10:02You knew?
10:02Yeah.
10:03You knew it the entire time.
10:05I know.
10:06I just told Johnny, like, does this guy want to fight?
10:09Yeah.
10:12Ryan, great job.
10:13I'm so sorry.
10:16So what were you thinking the whole time?
10:19I just wanted to leave because it was his day.
10:25You're dumb, man.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:28It's great.
10:30Hey, I'm Liam Bischel, and that just got played.
10:39You were literally hooking up back there five minutes ago.
10:42Akbar, you saw it.
10:43I didn't see shit.
10:44Woo!
10:45Woo!
10:54I like seeing how people react in awkward situations.
10:58So I concocted the most awkward situation ever for Akbar Bajabiamila.
11:06NFL vet and TV host of American Ninja Warrior.
11:10Man, there he is.
11:11There go the legend.
11:12And helping me out today is Akbar's mentor and Hall of Famer.
11:16Oh, I can't wait to do this.
11:17I'm going to see this.
11:19Rod Woodson.
11:20The reason I want to prank him because he only sees me being serious.
11:24Okay.
11:24For him to see me in a different manner, I don't think you'd ever expect.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Here's the prank.
11:29Akbar thinks he's going to be on a new wellness podcast.
11:31But before the mic even turns on, he's going to walk in on two employees hooking up.
11:36From there, well, it gets awkward.
11:40Especially when the guy's living girlfriend is the podcast producer.
11:44I can't believe you're lying.
11:46We're building an epic love triangle with Akbar smack dab in the middle of it.
11:51Now that's awkward.
11:55Here we go.
11:57How you feeling?
11:58Feeling good?
11:59Good, good.
12:00I'm great.
12:01We're just going to go ahead and go to the studio.
12:03Let's do it.
12:05All right, I'm going to get the AC turned on.
12:09You got the AC.
12:11He's spoiled.
12:11He's spoiled.
12:12Thanks, buddy.
12:16Oh, I can't wait to do this.
12:17I'm going to see this.
12:23Hello?
12:27Whoa.
12:29All right, couple.
12:30Get on out there.
12:37Oh, hey.
12:38What's going?
12:39Yeah.
12:40Oh, I'm Sarah.
12:41Oh, Sarah, how you doing?
12:42How you doing?
12:42Nice to meet you.
12:43Hey.
12:44Nice to meet you as well.
12:45All right, couple real slow, real slow.
12:47Oh, we were just untangling some cords back.
12:49We didn't want to interrupt your guys' conversation.
12:50Oh, oh, oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
12:53Yeah.
12:53Okay, good.
12:53I just heard some, I said, what the hell's going on?
12:56I know.
12:56We were like, oh, no, can they hear us?
12:58It's like, oh.
12:59Oh, yeah.
12:59Oh, good.
13:01He didn't see it?
13:02Yeah, oh, good.
13:03Yeah.
13:05I really apologize.
13:06Did you hear anything back there?
13:07Nothing.
13:08Zero.
13:09Oh, I heard zero.
13:10I said it was really warm in here.
13:12Yeah.
13:12And so then I stepped back over here.
13:15Yeah, it's like super warm.
13:17Yeah.
13:17It's super warm.
13:18Yeah.
13:19I revealed that you were hooking up.
13:22I feel really weird, and I don't even want to bring this to you, but we were just hooking up
13:25back there, which is, I know, so weird, but I just wanted to clear the air a little bit.
13:30Well, guess what?
13:31I had no idea.
13:32Okay, good.
13:32Oh, that's all right.
13:33I kept hearing it say it's hot in here, and I was like, oh, my God, they know.
13:37Oh, no, no, no, no, I didn't know.
13:43Can't say anything about this.
13:44We'll get fired.
13:45Oh, wow.
13:46Sort of a zero tolerance policy here.
13:48That's kind of...
13:49Non-negotiable.
13:49They don't ask you questions.
13:50They just give you a box and say, go.
13:52There's a lot of prudes around here.
13:53You're all good.
13:54You're all good here.
13:55This is a safe space.
13:59He did not just say that.
14:01It's a safe place.
14:02But we're in love.
14:04You guys are in love.
14:04Oh, really?
14:05It's pretty special, yeah.
14:06How long have you guys been?
14:08It's pretty recent, but it's like, you know, do you fall fast for your life?
14:12Yeah.
14:12Sparks.
14:13He's swimming right now.
14:14He's swimming.
14:15He's swimming, for sure.
14:16Thanks for being so cool, man.
14:18You good, dog?
14:20All right, Caroline.
14:21Let's go.
14:21You the boss.
14:22Get in there.
14:23Hey, Jake.
14:24I'll be five minutes.
14:25Hey, you're not going to say anything, right?
14:27Hey.
14:28Oh, hey.
14:29Hello.
14:30I saw his hands are sweaty because it's hot up in here.
14:33I know.
14:33I know.
14:33I'm so sorry.
14:34I have a safety meeting I have to catch.
14:36It was so nice to meet you.
14:37All right, cool.
14:38Take care, okay?
14:39Ronald, you don't need to go.
14:40You don't need to go.
14:41You'll learn from this.
14:42That's going to be good for you.
14:43Okay.
14:44Ronald's looking to be a podcaster.
14:45Yeah.
14:45Okay.
14:46Oh, good.
14:46Yeah.
14:47We'll go fast.
14:48Get you out of here.
14:49So...
14:52You're looking at that door.
14:53Yeah, exactly.
14:55I'm excited to have you on this podcast.
14:59Yeah, sure.
14:59We're all about inspiring stories here.
15:02You have one.
15:02I have one.
15:03Actually, Ronald, you have a crazy inspiring story.
15:05No.
15:06You do.
15:06Why don't you share it?
15:07We have time.
15:08I'm sure he doesn't want to hear about my story.
15:09Yeah, no.
15:09What time is this podcast supposed to start, anyway?
15:12About...
15:12Five minutes, yeah.
15:13Oh, five.
15:13Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:14Oh, cool.
15:14Yeah, yeah.
15:15It's like around 13 years old.
15:18Got big into the, like, raving community.
15:21You know, doing all kinds of drugs, sniffing things.
15:24Taking horse trank.
15:26You know what I mean?
15:26What?
15:28What?
15:30I got my life together.
15:32I met Carolyn.
15:33Yeah, there we go.
15:34That's a good part of the story.
15:35You know, I had some relapse moments, and horse tranquilizer is, like, really hard to get off of.
15:40I'm so sorry.
15:40What is horse tranquilizer?
15:42It's what they use.
15:43It is.
15:44It's what it sounds like, yeah.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Like a PCP or something?
15:47I like, you know, I love, like, disassociating from myself.
15:50Kind of, like, takes you out of your body.
15:51Yeah.
15:51More than any fun.
15:53It is fun, especially when you're raving.
15:57I've never done the raving thing.
16:00I don't care why we feel that you and Ronald are in love and that y'all live together.
16:03Right, so we met.
16:05Of course, yes.
16:05And we...
16:06Yes, we met and...
16:07Fell in love.
16:08Fell in love.
16:10I thought that's where you were going next at the store.
16:12Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was.
16:13That was the natural progression of it.
16:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:16She's the boss here.
16:17I'm the boss at home.
16:18But you...
16:19Oh.
16:19Oh, you guys live together?
16:20Yeah.
16:21Oh, yeah.
16:23Oh, yeah.
16:25You want to get into podcasting?
16:27Yeah.
16:27Getting into all other stuff.
16:28Yeah, but...
16:30That's a good one.
16:31He threw that one in there.
16:31All right, it's the moment, guys.
16:34Caroline, tell him that you're pregnant.
16:39Should we tell him?
16:42Okay.
16:46We're expecting...
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:49What the...
17:03We're expecting...
17:07Yeah.
17:09You're like, what the...
17:11What the...
17:12We just...
17:13Are you kidding?
17:13No, I'm not kidding.
17:15I'm expecting.
17:17Ronald, what the...
17:18What?
17:19What?
17:20We're...
17:20We're literally dating.
17:22What?
17:25You told me you broke up.
17:27What are you literally saying?
17:28What are you literally saying?
17:30We were literally hooking up back there five minutes ago.
17:33Akbar, you saw it.
17:35I didn't see shit.
17:36No, tell him what you saw.
17:37What did...
17:38What are you...
17:39What are you...
17:39No, just tell him what you saw, Akbar.
17:41We just had a whole conversation about...
17:42He wouldn't do it.
17:43This is a...
17:43He's a family man.
17:44Tell him that we need to hear his side of the story.
17:47Akbar, what did you see?
17:50Just see...
17:51See what now?
17:52Did you see whatever Sarah's accusing of?
17:55That...
17:56Fraternizing behind the curtain?
17:57Yeah, this...
17:58This looks like, um...
18:00I don't know what this is, guys.
18:02I don't know what...
18:02I'm sorry.
18:03I'm not trying to bring you into this.
18:04But if you could just be honest and tell her what you saw.
18:06Hold on.
18:07Let me just ask real quick.
18:09When's the podcast starting?
18:11Just five minutes.
18:12It'll be five more minutes.
18:13All right.
18:13Because I got to pick up my daughter.
18:15She's got a...
18:17She's got a volleyball game.
18:18I'm sorry.
18:19I'm just really confused.
18:20Like, did you see something?
18:23Did I see something?
18:24No, I didn't see nothing.
18:25I came in here.
18:26You know what I mean?
18:27Like, and...
18:28Akbar, I can't believe you're lying.
18:30I thought we just had a whole cool...
18:32You guys...
18:32You guys just came from whatever studios back here or whatever.
18:35I was working on some chords back there.
18:37All right, Ronald.
18:38Tell him that you actually walked in on Akbar and Sarah hooking up.
18:42Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
18:43I didn't want to say anything.
18:44But when I walked in, Akbar and Sarah were back there hooking up.
18:47Are you kidding me?
18:49Sarah, what the...
18:50I'm not kidding.
18:51I'm sorry.
18:51I'm not trying to throw you under the bus or anything.
18:53Oh, Akbar.
18:54Hold on, hold on.
18:54First off, time out.
18:55Chill.
18:56First off, I'm married.
18:57Chill.
18:57Okay.
18:58Congratulations.
18:58Yeah, yeah.
18:59I'm with...
19:00I have somebody too.
19:01We won't say anything.
19:03We won't say anything.
19:03Yeah, it's...
19:04It stays behind closed doors, man.
19:07First off, y'all got the wrong brother.
19:09Yeah, he just talked to us about his kids, like, for 20 minutes.
19:12Yeah, I don't...
19:13Yeah, I don't play that.
19:13We just told you about ours.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Yeah, y'all...
19:16This is...
19:17Y'all...
19:18This is some polygamist type stuff.
19:19I don't know what this is.
19:21I didn't...
19:21I'm not the...
19:22Yeah, yeah.
19:23I wish we were that free-spirited.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Ew.
19:26No, I'm not...
19:27I'm not getting into all this stuff.
19:29This...
19:29No, this is...
19:29I'm expecting a child.
19:33Okay.
19:33Tell him you're on drugs right now, actually.
19:35Hey, I'm sorry.
19:35Okay, I'm gonna come clean.
19:37I'm gonna come clean.
19:38I am on K right now.
19:39And I'm disassociated from this situation.
19:43Seabiscuit's back, baby.
19:47I am so sorry, Akbar.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50What's going on?
19:51Did you see anything, though?
19:52For real.
19:53I really need to know if you saw anything.
20:09What's up, man?
20:10What's up, man?
20:10What's up, man?
20:11You got me over here sweating.
20:13I'm like, wait, this can't be real right now.
20:16What?
20:16Oh, shoot!
20:18Rob!
20:19What's up, man?
20:20What's up, man?
20:21What's up, man?
20:22Oh, man.
20:23You was up here.
20:24Man, huh?
20:26Oh, wow.
20:28You...
20:28Okay.
20:29All right.
20:30Okay.
20:31Okay.
20:33Okay.
20:33Oh, man, there's some white people stuff going on in here.
20:35I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm out of this.
20:38And I just said, like, like, oh, my...
20:40He said, I didn't see this.
20:44I'm Akbar Oluwakameidwu Bajabeh Mila.
20:47Yeah, spell all of that out.
20:48And I just got played.
20:49Yes, sir.
20:52That was good.
20:53Oh, man.
20:54Yes, sir.
20:54That was good.
20:55Yes, sir.
21:00I'm Akbar Uluwakameidwu Bajabeh Mila.
21:02Yes, spell all of that out.
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