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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:41I'll be happy.
00:46Every person has a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:52You can bring someone to the Netflix.
00:54If everyone lives in the 192 country, people are watching this.
00:57That someone will make a YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If someone is a four-time living,
01:05then my mother is different.
01:07My father is different.
01:07The children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:11You want me to say that?
01:13I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if
01:19I don't know
01:21how to do the kitchen me guys I'm gonna be able to carry trouble when I'm
01:27gonna be a piece of cake has been a book on the other side and I'm going to put it
01:31down
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03:08the problem is that the problem is that the life of everyone is living in four days
03:15after the baby says what is that the mother is 25 days from sitting in the house
03:20and now some people are traveling with video make their own bag and
03:28go out and go out and go out and go out and go out and go out and go out
03:33and go out
03:35I said yes, but the truth is the people who are talented and their own
03:42people, their original content and their own channel.
03:45The two of our friends are like stars and the people who are like their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome all of you.
04:20Welcome, welcome.
04:29What a bad, what a bad.
04:31I am happy that we are in jail.
04:39You all know the best.
04:41You all know the best.
04:41In the last year, there was a lot of celebrities in the last year.
04:47There were people who were searching for the internet.
04:50There were other people who were searching for the police.
04:54What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
04:56It was strange.
04:59There were two people who were searching for Supreme Court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote this for you.
05:15Come on.
05:19Don't worry.
05:20Don't worry.
05:21Don't worry.
05:24Don't worry.
05:26Don't worry.
05:26You don't worry when you'll be alone.
05:27You will pay.
05:31I don't think probably,
05:33you will be likely.
05:42Youall leave thisgoing of times and we will buy.
05:44If you see it perhaps,
05:50You'll not want to steal.
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06:35I've never told you I won't tell you
06:40If you hear something like you
06:42But when you're famous when you're not telling me
06:44then you'll never tell anything
06:45I just want to tell you
06:52Don't get married
06:53all the people who work
06:55all the kids are
06:57but now we'll do something
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07:16I am sure that you have to learn more about it.
07:20Let's see if you love me today.
07:25When the show is closed, who did you call?
07:29Who did you call?
07:30I had to call a lawyer before.
07:32And I didn't know the phone.
07:37Where did you call him?
07:38Where did you call him?
07:38My brother came to an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He is here for that thing.
07:45He is so much of the work.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I had a few hours left.
07:54I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58When you saw this clip, you said, come on, come on.
08:03I had to leave my house.
08:08After this controversy, do you have to do more shows.
08:11Do you have to do live shows?
08:12Or do you have to leave the books before?
08:13Do you have to leave the books as well?
08:15Advance too.
08:16My phone is very good.
08:17But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:21Do you know?
08:27I don't know.
08:28I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call of Kapil sir came to me.
08:32But now, I don't know what it was, what it was, what it was, what it was.
08:35And he said, when your good time is running, your bad time is running.
08:39It's running.
08:51It's running.
08:57It's running.
08:58But now.
09:06I'mIt.
09:06Oh yeah.
09:07I'm sorry.
09:11Oh, it was so glorious.
09:12Yes.
09:13And then, during the�
09:13I'm going to leave.
09:14And, you know, for our time, after the time, we have to go to the house.
09:14That's not a day.
09:14I know.
09:15The day of the day at the house.
09:15Oh, I don't know.
09:17The day of the day.
09:18I'm going to do this.
09:20And I'm going to do this.
09:21a compliment like a breath of fresh air
09:32that's what people should know
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10:23Oh, my God.
10:38Thank you, sir.
10:44Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that in one day, I'm on TV.
11:01I never thought you would go to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:38You are absolutely brilliant.
11:42You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Super.
11:46Sir,
11:47what you guys are learning.
11:49Genuinely,
11:50you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53I was watching you.
11:54You and Shaker, sir.
11:56You and Comedy Circus.
11:57I followed every episode.
11:58I followed you.
11:59Then, I don't know what to say.
12:08I don't know what to say.
12:10Come, come, please.
12:10I don't know.
12:15You're too good, man.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:19You all are good, man.
12:21You are good, man.
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27:38and Charles who is hosting event in Netflix office.
27:42Brilliant host Charles.
27:44And which Kamal did this person.
27:47Charles, I would like to tell you first,
27:50first of all, something about you and then what are you fun.
27:55So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:58Yes.
27:59So, madam, the same thing, I love you.
28:03So, my name Charles Rao and I am the National Association for the Blind India,
28:12which works on the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:17What do I tell you?
28:19I am not born blind.
28:21From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me, sir, when do you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, I was a comedy.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33What is your name for you?
28:34Do you know what the difference is in sympathy and empathy?
28:37I am not born blind.
28:39What is your name for you?
28:39I think I am coming to the hospital,
28:40I was sitting there standing on the path to the road cross.
28:42There was one girl coming out,
28:43wasn't he drove me from the path?
28:46He drove me from the path,
28:48and IDieScheil.
28:49I drove me from the path.
28:50And he said, hey, okay, okay.
28:51And I took him for the course.
28:52I took him for the course.
28:55He drove me from the path.
28:57And I stayed there.
28:58I went over there.
28:58I went over there.
28:59And I got there.
29:05Everyone left.
29:22I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend
29:30for full so he's here beautiful thank you for it was the appeal a gift to Charles
29:38up to the PR and or up kill you go I'd be bogey
29:42trust you I'm going to have a foreign cut trip baliqa up for a previous image I
29:47yeah okay so far thank you so much for me I should be able to thank you
29:53I don't want to be here I am I'm gonna take as a stand-up comedian
30:02go jump up a senior and on an Indian television play laughter challenge
30:06cup Pela season a plan on a Jita top save home sub content in current please
30:11welcome mr. Sunil Paul
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31:17Kabil bhai, if he killed him, he killed him, it was good, but who killed him, he killed him.
31:27If he doesn't understand him, he doesn't understand him.
31:31If he doesn't understand him, he doesn't understand him.
31:37What can I tell you, Kabil bhai?
31:39You have to see him like this.
31:39I still want to see him like this.
31:44This is how my income is, so much less because I am doing the grenade.
31:57I don't know what to say, I don't have to say, I don't have to do anything, I don't have
32:01to say anything.
32:02I don't know what to do, but it's just one thing.
32:04Why don't you brush it?
32:14When you brush it, I've come here to polish it.
32:20I'm also going to polish it.
32:22Yes, I'm going to see you again.
32:28But Sunil, you have to forgive me.
32:31I've been jealous of you, because I love you as much.
32:33I want to ask Sunil, what has done this time?
32:39I want to ask Sunil, what have done this time?
32:39I want to ask Sunil, please remember the story of Ghalib.
32:42I want to say that if you have a friend, remember the story of Ghalib.
32:44If you have a friend, only Ghalib.
32:47Where the story is about Ghalib,
32:49I've learned which I've learned from Sunil and his videos.
32:58I've learned that it was Ghalib.
33:02foreign
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33:29I like showstopper.
33:31I feel like this is a cool life moment.
33:35I feel like this generation of goat comic.
33:38Here is the last generation of goat comic.
33:39Yes, it's been cut down.
33:41What have you been getting out of it?
33:43Sir, you have been getting out of it.
33:53Sir, so you live in attack mode.
33:57No, no.
34:29I love you.
34:29I am so handsome, I am so big, I am so handsome, I am so handsome.
34:36I thought I will do something like that I am different.
34:43I feel like you were going to be a basic, you can see that it is light white.
34:47You can see that it is going to be a light white.
34:49They are going to be a couple of them.
34:51They are going to be a couple of them.
34:54Oh
35:07Oh, you know, it's not it's not Bola. I'm going to marry me. I'm going to show you like
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35:55as a comedian genuinely
35:57as a comedian
36:01the whole world
36:02in the media
36:04there is a time when we expect
36:07that our industry
36:08people will support us
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36:26let's go
36:43welcome to six news
36:46debate
36:49now tonight
36:51in the debate
36:54debate in the tonight
36:58here
36:59you have to say
37:00what you have to say
37:01what you have to say
37:03noise pollution has to be there
37:08noise pollution has to be there
37:09noise pollution has to be there
37:10and debate
37:12and make a debate
37:13let me introduce
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38:51we have to know what is comedy good shows me
38:54I want to know that
39:00I want to know that
39:09no we cannot sorry
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40:17I'm sorry to say I'm sorry to say I'm sorry to say
40:21my mouth is YouTube upload it's about delete it
40:27can you just shut up please two minutes two minutes can we just listen to me yes
40:33that's a son in a search with me I want to learn to do I want to stop
40:44my method of me I think she's already a copy of a Reason
40:46I have to ask him to share with me I'm not not
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42:04I support it. I support it. I'm a lot of Genzy in my mindset, so I'm fluid.
42:09Let me tell you about Genzy.
42:15Okay, you tell me. What do you mean?
42:38Sir, I feel like a girl has become a girl.
42:44I feel like a girl has become a girl. People just see that she's become a girl, but she doesn't
42:49see her work behind her.
42:50Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna ji have become a girl for 35 minutes.
42:57Archana ji has become a girl for half an hour, right?
43:04This is a girl.
43:06This is a girl.
43:06If you become a man, you become a man.
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who.
43:18But he just said that and I heard it.
43:22Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:27I don't care what Victor said, but what I am going to say, I care.
43:32The own guy, you know I like this for a couple months.
43:38If you do need to turn the other people on your own, the other people,
43:40have to learn all your promises and our promises and their promises you get.
43:48And you feel like this.��서.
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45:13I want to say that the
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45:39Let's move on to the next topic.
46:04What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass?
46:06It's fart!
46:07It's fart!
46:08What's the problem?
46:09It's a natural possessed boss!
46:14I want to tell you something.
46:17No person is not a criminal with his mother.
46:21I tell you a story.
46:23Two brothers and Suresh were two brothers.
46:26The police were joined by Suresh in the world.
46:30They both had a pistol.
46:32But Ramesh has an attitude.
46:33Why?
46:34Because he had a right path.
46:35He was in the police.
46:37The same thing.
46:38The same thing.
46:38The same thing.
46:39The same thing.
46:41The same thing.
46:43The same thing.
46:46The same thing.
47:02Words use.
47:04Why?
47:06Because they don't have a voice.
47:10Why?
47:13Why?
47:42Why?
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47:58Why?
48:00Why?
48:04Why?
48:10Why?
48:13Why is it black?
48:14It's a bull witness.
48:20It's a bull.
48:22Why?
48:25Why should it take a bull?
48:26Why'd it take a bull?
48:27Why?
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