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The Last Leg - Season 34 - Episode 02
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00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:40Check out the news, take some fashion inspiration and try to pretend this doesn't hurt
00:45It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for the last leg
00:50Tonight on the show, we cast our eyes across Peter Mandelson's emails
00:53Get our hands on Donald Trump's arms
00:57And find out what's afoot at the Winter Olympics
00:59Plus we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry, comedian Judy Love and musician Tyler Ballgame
01:05On the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news
01:23Today, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, the show that's a lot like Bitcoin this week
01:29Because we're 50% off
01:31With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:33And the man who thought Skeleton Bob was a character from The Simpsons, Alex Brooker
01:44Now we'll get stuck into the big stories in a bit
01:46But big news for Alex this week, as his name was featured on a previously redacted list of high-profile
01:52individuals
01:55Connected to their own island
01:58How can you say that when you've just walked out wearing nipple clamps?
02:03That's right, he's appearing on Bake Off
02:07There it is, there's the group
02:09British Bake Off
02:09Have a look at Alex's profile shot
02:12Oh, wow
02:14That's what I call a baking dish
02:16Yeah
02:18It's not just the cakes that are smouldering there, mate
02:20No, obviously I'm not allowed to say a lot about it
02:22As you know, having done it yourself
02:24I'm not allowed to give away much
02:26But what I can tell you is
02:28They got me to do some whisking
02:30So it is the first ever three-hour episode
02:33Of Bake Off
02:34I actually take out my showstopper during Grand Designs
02:40You're made for it
02:41Your leg is a rolling pin
02:45And get that inner sock out
02:46That's for piping
02:47It's perfect
02:48Yeah
02:48You're basically, you're born to bake
02:52Yeah, also just to, you know
02:55I can't say whether Paul Hollywood got the famous Alex Brooker handshake
03:00It is a lot of fun
03:02Also, you're a man who spent his whole childhood egging
03:04That is not the place
03:05It did feel weird to be putting them in a bowl
03:09Paul Hollywood just gets whacked on the back of the head
03:12So as you know, I did Bake Off a couple of years back
03:15And I tried to bake a model of Alex's leg
03:19That's what it looked like
03:21I was pretty proud of that, to be honest
03:23Yeah
03:23But I felt bad that I didn't make anything for Josh
03:25Well, don't worry
03:26Because I'm quite happy that I didn't get a cake leg that also had eczema
03:32Well, what I've done
03:33Is I've baked one of your leg
03:35Oh, yeah
03:36So this is the cake
03:38Oh my God, it's heavy
03:38Of Josh's leg
03:39Whoa
03:41Wow
03:42Wow
03:44That's like a proper leg
03:45Yep
03:46I find that quite triggering
03:47I'll be honest
03:47You think I have got a bigger calf than I have
03:51Oh, Jesus Christ
03:52Look at that
03:53And just like your actual leg, no hair
03:57But it's really realistic
03:59Because I think if I cut in here
04:01It should kind of ooze a little bit
04:03Oh my God
04:05Oh, yeah, Josh
04:07Welcome to the club
04:11All yours
04:13Oh, wow
04:20That is a real cake
04:21I didn't realise that was a real cake
04:23Do you want some?
04:23Have a little nibble of your toe
04:26I thought you'd have used shoe pastry
04:28But enough
04:31What is wrong with you?
04:34Do you not like proper humour?
04:36What's going on?
04:37As always, we are live
04:38Send us any questions you want about the news
04:40Message us on Instagram
04:42The hashtags
04:42Is it okay?
04:43WhatsApp
04:44The numbers
04:4707956175908
04:47Oh my God
04:49Currently has his foot in his mouth
04:53Oh
05:04Don't waste a good leg
05:06Turns out, Josh, they do like humour
05:13You can also scan the QR code
05:15Oh, too much
05:17Oh, are you toes intolerant?
05:19Oh, they don't stop
05:22They do not stop
05:25What's happening?
05:26Am I so high on e-numbers now
05:29I'm hallucinating
05:31For example
05:31Is it okay that the internet has finally found the male equivalent of a Karen?
05:36Yes, it is
05:36Is it okay that it's a Josh?
05:39Oh, what?
05:41Yeah
05:41According
05:42What the fuck's going on tonight?
05:45We hate you because you've got all your limbs
05:49So according to the recent memes
05:51And I'm reading this out
05:52Josh is the bane of any woman he's dated
05:56He's the man who insists he's just being honest
05:59While actually being cruel
06:00To be honest, that's not really the Josh we know
06:03No
06:04If he's ever in an argument
06:05He'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his point
06:07Though he never actually will
06:08That's not the Josh we know either
06:10And if he doesn't already have a podcast
06:12He's thinking about starting one
06:15That's the Josh we know
06:17Actually, that's my new podcast
06:18The Josh we know
06:19It's great
06:20It's me talking to other famous Joshes
06:22It's great
06:22It's weird because I always thought
06:24That the definition of a Josh
06:26Was someone who is absolutely adamant
06:28It's okay to use disabled toilets
06:30Because he knows a couple of us
06:34Well, someone's not getting a slice of my calf now
06:38All right, let's get into the big story
06:40It's the one that everyone's been talking about this week
06:42Last Friday
06:43A new tranche of documents was released
06:45About the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
06:47The man who suffered the worst of the fallout
06:49Is the former giant of the Labour Party
06:51Lord Peter Mandelson
06:52Now, for our younger viewers
06:53Or anyone who was in Australia in the 90s
06:55Let's explain who Peter Mandelson is
06:58He was a key member of the new Labour government
07:00Who first became a minister in 1997
07:02But resigned in 98
07:03For taking on a dodgy house loan
07:05He rejoined the government in 99
07:07But resigned again in 2001
07:10After being falsely accused of helping
07:11With a dodgy passport application
07:13Which he later admitted misleading Tony Blair about
07:16In December 2024
07:17He was named ambassador to the US
07:19But resigned less than a year later
07:21Over his links to Jeffrey Epstein
07:23In political terms
07:25He is one messy bitch
07:28This week it was revealed that Mandelson
07:30Had remained good friends with Epstein
07:31After he'd been convicted of sex trafficking
07:33And allegedly leaked government information to Epstein
07:36When he was a minister
07:37This is what the explosive front pages
07:39Looked like on Wednesday
07:41All the big story
07:42The headlines range from
07:43Oh Lord in the Metro
07:45To the star who ran with
07:46You've let your pants down
07:48You've let your country down
07:50And accompanied it with this photo
07:54He's just showing a photo of Donald Duck
07:57Going, do you know what
07:58If it's good enough for him
07:59That's his dry cleaning bellies going
08:01Well, it says trousers here
08:05I don't want to make a weird story weirder
08:07But is he wearing a nappy?
08:11I mean, I don't think so
08:12I mean, it's pretty hard to deny your friends with someone
08:14When they've got a photo of you in your underpants
08:17Yeah
08:17I mean, it also looks like the worst remake of Notting Hill ever
08:21I'm just a man standing in his pants
08:23Looking at an iPad
08:24Asking you not to take a photo of me
08:27Keith Starmer's now under enormous pressure
08:28To explain why he made Mandelson ambassador to the US
08:31Well, look, this is a thing
08:33That's come out of it
08:34And it could be the argument that he made
08:36An ambassador to the US
08:37Because you're kind of
08:38To deal with a wrong-un
08:40You send a wrong-un
08:41That could have been one argument
08:42But either way
08:43There is no defence
08:45Because he knowingly gave the job
08:47To someone who has been sacked twice
08:50And no matter what level of friendship
08:52Was friends with a convicted sex trafficker
08:55Which makes me wonder
08:56Who did he turn down?
09:01He just goes out into the waiting room
09:03He's like, yeah, so
09:04Thanos
09:04Saw from the jigsaw films
09:06Jigsaw from the saw films
09:10Do you know what?
09:11The annoying thing is
09:11I applied for that job
09:14On Wednesday, Starmer said in Parliament
09:17He knew Mandelson had kept in touch with Epstein
09:18But he wasn't aware of the extent of their friendship
09:21And look, to be fair to Keir Starmer
09:22It's not like Mandelson was walking around
09:24Wearing an Epstein-branded sweater
09:26Although this exposing photo
09:27That was freely available online
09:29Shows Mandelson walking around
09:30In an Epstein-branded sweater
09:32I mean, to make it worse
09:34He wore that to the interview
09:37Are you still friends with J.P. Epstein?
09:40No
09:41Apparently he swapped it for a pair of trousers
09:43That's what I've heard
09:45Well, you can't see there
09:46On the back it says
09:47My best friend owns Pedo Island
09:48And all I got was this lousy sweater
09:52Starmer is now outraged
09:53That Mandelson lied to him
09:54I mean, who would have thought
09:55The guy whose nickname
09:56Was genuinely the Prince of Darkness
09:58And who had previously misled
10:00A Labour Prime Minister
10:01Might be a liar
10:02This glossy photo taken of Keir Starmer yesterday
10:05Kind of sums up his week
10:06Obliviously standing in front of a giant red flag
10:12The Prime Minister is now being asked
10:13To release all the files
10:15On the vetting process for Mandelson
10:16Yeah, I mean, it doesn't sound like
10:18There was a lot of vetting
10:19So much so
10:21That I don't think they even checked
10:22Mandelson's Wikipedia
10:23Because on his Wikipedia
10:25There is a whole section
10:26Called inappropriate links
10:28And that goes on for a page
10:29And doesn't even include the stuff with Epstein
10:31That has its own page
10:35There's so little vetting
10:36That they didn't even notice
10:37On Mandelson's CV
10:38You still read Epstein
10:39There's a reference
10:42We can't seem to get in touch
10:44With your reference, Peter
10:46And look, to be fair
10:47No one tells the truth
10:48In their job interview
10:49I mean, I told Channel 4
10:50I only had one foot
10:51Really had to follow through on that one
10:56A lot of people thought this week
10:58There might even be a challenge
10:59To Keir Starmer's leadership
11:00But the two main contenders
11:02Are Angela Rayner
11:03Who's under investigation
11:04For underpaying stamp duty
11:05And Wes Streeting
11:06Who genuinely spent most of the week
11:08Deleting photos of himself
11:10With Mandelson
11:10On Instagram
11:13And presumably throwing away
11:14Their handmade friendship bracelets
11:17Chantal said
11:18Is it okay to say
11:18You were at Pizza Express
11:19When you weren't?
11:23Yes
11:24The Andrew
11:24Formerly known as Prince
11:25Featured in the files
11:27As did his wife
11:28Sarah Ferguson
11:29Who also continued
11:30To stay friends with Epstein
11:31After his conviction
11:32She even took her kids
11:33To hang out with him
11:34After he'd spent time in jail
11:36I mean, look
11:37I mean
11:37My mum's taken me
11:39On some shit days out
11:40But that's
11:45Next time your kids
11:46Have a go at you
11:46For where you're taking them
11:47Just go
11:48I'll tell you what
11:49Sarah Ferguson
11:49See where she took hers
11:52Yeah, I wondered
11:53Why Elaine Brooker
11:53Turned up in the documents
11:58Sarah Ferguson's
11:58Upcoming children's book
11:59Is now being pulped
12:00Before even being released
12:02And investigators
12:03Are checking the flight logs
12:04For Budgie
12:04The little helicopter
12:07Andrew, meanwhile
12:08Finally left
12:08The luxurious
12:09Royal Lodge
12:10On Monday night
12:11And is now in the process
12:12Of moving to his new
12:14Abode in Sandringham
12:15I just
12:16I wonder with
12:17Andrew
12:18Whether there's just
12:19Going to like
12:19There's going to keep
12:20Being scandals
12:21And every time
12:22He's just going to have
12:23To keep downsizing
12:24Where he lives
12:25And keep getting moved on
12:26Until eventually
12:27He just has to like
12:28Live in the cupboard
12:29Under the stairs
12:30Like Harry Potter
12:31Well
12:31It's since obviously
12:32He's not allowed
12:33Within 500 yards
12:33Of Hogwarts
12:37But the thing with it
12:38Is like
12:38There is a royal
12:39He keeps moving
12:40Royal residences
12:41There is one perfect
12:43The Tower of London
12:47Funnily enough
12:47Meghan Markle
12:48Released her own
12:49Brand of chocolate
12:49This morning
12:50But with everything
12:50That's going on
12:51With Andrew
12:51She should have
12:53Released popcorn
12:55Someone called
12:56Belligerent Goat
12:57Said
12:57Is it okay
12:57That Trump
12:58Is mentioned
12:58In the Epstein papers
12:59More than Harry Potter
13:00Is in the whole series
13:02Yes that's true
13:03The name Donald Trump
13:04Appears more times
13:05In the Epstein files
13:06Than the name Harry Potter
13:07Appears in all seven
13:09Harry Potter novels
13:10Trump was questioned
13:11About the files this week
13:12He tried to move on
13:13And then characteristically
13:15Snapped at the reporter
13:16In this antagonistic clip
13:19I think it's time
13:20Now for the country
13:21To maybe get onto
13:23Something else
13:24Like healthcare
13:26Something that people
13:27Care about
13:28Yeah what did you say
13:29Go ahead CNN
13:31You are the worst reporter
13:33No one to see
13:34CNN has no ratings
13:36Because of people like you
13:37You know she's a young woman
13:38I don't think I've ever
13:40Seen you smile
13:40I've known you for
13:41Ten years
13:42I don't think I've ever
13:43Seen a smile
13:44I'm asking you about
13:45Survivors of Jeffrey
13:46You know why
13:46You're not smiling
13:47Because you know
13:48You're not telling the truth
13:49And you're a
13:50You're a very dishonest
13:51Organisation
13:53And they should be
13:54Ashamed of you
13:55Okay guys
13:58I mean you're not
13:59I mean it's awful
14:01But you're not
14:02Going to smile
14:03While asking questions
14:05About sex trafficking
14:06That would make you
14:07An absolute psycho
14:08It'd be the same as
14:09Like on the show
14:10When you're about to
14:11Talk about stuff like that
14:12Coming out at the start
14:13Wearing like nipple clamps
14:17It would be crazy
14:25It's so mad that
14:26Trump can talk to
14:26People like that
14:27And no one says
14:28Anything about it
14:28And all the people
14:29Around him
14:29Like it's so
14:30Do you know what
14:31I'd love to see
14:32I'm just watching that
14:33I'd love to see
14:34You know because
14:34There's always someone
14:35Just standing next to him
14:36Right
14:36I'd love to see
14:37Someone just go
14:40How cool would that be
14:41If someone just went
14:42That's not how you
14:42Talk to women dickhead
14:44Straight in the face
14:44He used to get like
14:45A cuff around the ear
14:46In front of your parents
14:47And then all his hair
14:48Goes over and then he
14:48Has to
14:51Look Donald Trump
14:52Has got two methods
14:52Of dealing with questions
14:53About Jeffrey Epstein
14:54The first is to attack
14:55Which he just did then
14:56The second is to do
14:57Something outrageous
14:58To try to change the subject
15:01Now
15:02This afternoon
15:03The President of the United States
15:05Put out a post
15:05That depicted
15:06Barack and Michelle Obama
15:08As apes
15:09You might not have seen this
15:11No reason
15:11No connection
15:12To the rest of the post
15:13Just Barack
15:14And Michelle Obama
15:15As monkeys
15:16Bernie Sanders
15:17Called it racist
15:18Nancy Pelosi
15:19Called it racist
15:20And the only black
15:21Republican senator
15:22In Congress
15:22Tim Scott
15:23Called it
15:24The most racist thing
15:25I've seen
15:26Out of this White House
15:27You know you're in trouble
15:28When your response
15:29To people linking you
15:30To a pedophile
15:31Is to get them
15:31To call you a racist
15:32Because that's what this was
15:34A racist post
15:35Put out by the White House
15:36After initially calling it
15:38Fake outrage
15:38The White House
15:39Eventually took down
15:40The post after 14 hours
15:41And said it was
15:42Erroneously put up
15:43By a staffer
15:44Not surprisingly though
15:45They have yet
15:46To apologise
15:48The thing I think
15:49About this stuff is
15:50Obviously we're talking about
15:51Keir Starmer
15:52At the moment
15:53We're talking about
15:53Like you know
15:54The threat to whether
15:54He should still be
15:55Prime Minister
15:56Because of putting
15:57Peter Manderson
15:57In his job
15:58And we're talking about
15:58You know that's
15:59The rhetoric
16:00That's coming out
16:01At the moment
16:02If number 10
16:04Put out something like that
16:05He's gone by the time
16:06We're on it
16:07He's absolutely
16:08Gone
16:08And like people
16:10Keep saying with Trump
16:10It's like how long
16:11Is it
16:11How long can he keep
16:12How far
16:13Can he keep pushing it
16:15And for me
16:15Like I didn't even see
16:16That like something like that
16:18And it's quite scary
16:19To think that
16:20Actually
16:20I worry that there isn't
16:22A limit
16:22No there isn't
16:23Yeah
16:34Someone called
16:34Mrs Murray said
16:35Is it okay that
16:36No one is facing
16:36Consequences of the
16:38Epstein files
16:39See this is what
16:39It all boils down to
16:40And no it is not okay
16:41Because the truth is
16:42There is an organised
16:43Cabal of the global elite
16:45Who've been abusing
16:46Children on a private island
16:47Now the irony is
16:48MAGA supporters
16:49Have been telling us
16:50This for years
16:50But it turns out
16:51Members of their team
16:52Might be involved as well
16:53Because this isn't
16:54A democrat thing
16:55Or a republican thing
16:56This is a rich white man thing
16:58And the real victims
16:59Are the women
17:00And the girls
17:00Who were involved
17:01Meanwhile the only person
17:02Currently in jail
17:03For any of this
17:03Is Ghislaine Maxwell
17:05Scotland Yard is now
17:06Investigating Peter Manderson
17:07Great
17:07But not for his links
17:08To a pedophile
17:09They're investigating him
17:11For leaking classified documents
17:12What message does that send
17:14It's okay to hang out
17:15With a pedo
17:16Just don't cc him in
17:17On a sensitive email
17:18All of which brings us
17:20Back to where we started
17:20After years of controversy
17:22Peter Scandelson
17:23May finally
17:24Be stepping away
17:25From politics
17:25So let's say goodbye
17:27To the man
17:28And they called Mandy
17:29In song
17:39Mandelson has said goodbye
17:43Feels like the 15th time
17:47The shadow of a man
17:50Your face in a photo
17:52Standing in your pants
17:54A woman beside you
17:57You knew how to find a way
18:01To get somebody else to pay
18:06You met an oligarch
18:08On a yacht
18:09In your speedos
18:11At the end of the day
18:12You were friends with a pedo
18:15Oh Mandy
18:16There's nothing that we can fuck in now
18:21So they sent you away
18:24Oh Mandy
18:26When are you going to live now
18:30Perhaps you can stay with Andy
18:46Sensational
18:51Carly Baker everyone
18:54Alright let's welcome tonight's guests
18:56One's got big jokes
18:57The other's got big jugs
18:58You decide which is which
18:59Please welcome comedian Judy Love
19:01And artist Grayson Perry
19:02Go to the legs
19:14A little bit of legs
19:18Alright love
19:19Hello Dave
19:19I was about to get up and kiss you
19:21Oh, you can go, Kim. Oh, come on, then.
19:23Mm. Mm. Mm.
19:25Bit too early.
19:28Um, now, Grayson, are you OK? You're in a boot.
19:31I think I'm turning into an Adam Hills tribute act.
19:34LAUGHTER
19:36I've got the beard.
19:38I just thought I needed an accessory.
19:40Now, I've torn my Achilles, which is very boring and long-winded.
19:46So is Josh's cake.
19:48LAUGHTER
19:49It's quite nice, the cake, actually. Thank you.
19:51Oh, nice.
19:52So, listen, what did you...
19:53I mean, what do you both make of the Mandelson scandal?
19:56I mean, if you could find me...
19:58I just want a bit more pictures of him
19:59without just being in his pants.
20:01Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
20:02He's just out there constantly, just got everything out,
20:05which we should not be shocked by
20:06because he's on this list.
20:08It's just a bit messy, isn't it? It's a lot.
20:10I think the main thing that sticks in my head,
20:12not about him, is that, you know,
20:13there was a lot of hate towards Obama and Michelle,
20:16but Obama wasn't on the list.
20:18That's all I'm saying, yeah.
20:19Yeah, right.
20:19Happy Black History Month, America!
20:22LAUGHTER
20:25APPLAUSE
20:28Um...
20:28Grayson?
20:30I'm just shocked that Peter Mandelson didn't see it coming.
20:32I mean, you know, he's worked with the press all of his career,
20:35you know, he was the prince of darkness, you know,
20:38the manipulator of the media,
20:40and he thought he could keep that a secret.
20:43You know, it's like, mate, it was already public knowledge,
20:46you know, yonks ago, anyway, that he had a connection.
20:49Yeah.
20:49And it's blown up in his face, like, surprise, surprise.
20:52No, it's blown up years later.
20:54Do you know what I mean?
20:54To a certain extent, they've got away with it for so long.
20:57It's only now...
20:57Yeah.
20:58..that it's come out a few times.
21:00But I think, you know, their secret now
21:01definitely is at a stage where it's out there.
21:04Yeah.
21:04There's no more hiding.
21:04It's giving the elite a bad name.
21:06And as a member of it, I'm a bit...
21:08LAUGHTER
21:12We just need to know how much of a member are you, that's all.
21:15Well, you know, I'm a member of the liberal elite, you know.
21:18And, you know, maybe Keir Starmer's been a bit naive
21:21because, you know, he's having that kind of moment,
21:23a bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch where they go,
21:25are we the baddies?
21:26You know, it's sort of like, yeah,
21:28left-wing people do shit things too.
21:30LAUGHTER
21:31Speaking of shit things,
21:33we mentioned Donald Trump earlier
21:34after that horrifically racist post.
21:37This week he announced he's going to build an arch
21:40for himself in Washington.
21:41I mean, when I was hearing the size of it
21:43and all the description, it just felt like he was just
21:46describing his ego, if I'm honest with you.
21:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:48You know what I mean? Just massive.
21:49I mean, we can expect anything from this man.
21:52I feel like I'm just, at the moment, watching one of those...
21:54You know those films where you've got all the bad man
21:56and they're running the world?
21:58You're like, oh, my God, no, this is reality.
22:00This is what's happening. It's crazy.
22:02250 feet high.
22:03It's going to be taller than the arctic tree.
22:04Five times as tall as Marble Arch in London.
22:07Wow.
22:07That's an illustrative comparison.
22:09Now, Grayson, we, ahead of this show,
22:13asked you if you could possibly give us a demonstration.
22:16of what you think the arch should look like.
22:18Yeah, I do.
22:18Shall I go and have a go?
22:19Yes, if that's OK.
22:21Yep.
22:21Are you going to draw it for us and explain what it is as you go?
22:24I'll put on me drawing glasses.
22:26Ooh.
22:27So I thought, the tallest arch in America is the St. Louis Arch.
22:32It's the gateway to the west,
22:34and it's kind of like that sort of shape like that.
22:36Yeah.
22:37Right.
22:37Yeah.
22:38And that's 600 feet high, right?
22:40Yeah.
22:40But I thought Trump would want to go double on that one.
22:44And so, then we got the golden arches, right?
22:50Yeah.
22:50So that would be his favourite food.
22:52And then I thought, a big portrait of Donald in the middle here
22:55with his hair.
22:56And his hair, that could be, like, golden.
22:59And every morning, instead of the flag,
23:02like, they're like a little ritual,
23:04they could sort of comb his hair over it.
23:06LAUGHTER
23:07And then he'd have his big tie dangling
23:09right the way down to the ground.
23:11And on the top, I thought we'd have four statues of...
23:15We've got Jeff Bezos...
23:17LAUGHTER
23:18..up here.
23:19Cos these are the heroes of his age.
23:21Yeah.
23:21We've got Elon Musk here.
23:24There's Elon Musk with his little hair there.
23:26We've got Mark Zuckerberg.
23:28That's a fringe there.
23:30Yeah.
23:31And the other one is the other bloke.
23:33Like, oh, I know, Sam Altman of OpenAI.
23:37Yeah.
23:37You know, and the whole...
23:38The whole thing is built, I think,
23:41from the remains of all those redundant data centres
23:46in the desert that will prove to be completely useless
23:50in about five years' time.
23:52Amazing.
23:53Yeah.
23:54APPLAUSE
24:03Oh, and I did put it...
24:05Talking of Sam Altman, I did put it into AI.
24:08Oh, right.
24:09Yeah, so I don't know if it was coming up,
24:10but I did put it into AI, the design.
24:12There it is.
24:13Oh.
24:14Wow.
24:15I mean, you know, it's pretty good, isn't it?
24:23We'll have more Last Legs for you after the break.
24:25We'll check out the Winter Olympics story
24:26that just keeps getting bigger.
24:27We'll see you in a little bit.
24:30APPLAUSE
24:43Welcome back to Life Legs.
24:44We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry.
24:46A little bit of lighter news now.
24:47A man in France this week was rushed to hospital
24:50with a World War I missile stuck in his rectum.
24:53LAUGHTER
24:56On-disposal units were called to the scene
24:58over fears of an explosion...
24:59LAUGHTER
25:00..and had to defuse the shell.
25:03I mean, what an episode of Time Team that's going to be.
25:07LAUGHTER
25:10He might have been trying to save his friends.
25:12He just put it up there.
25:13LAUGHTER
25:14I mean, he's being prosecuted now, isn't he?
25:17So better a legal charge than an explosive charge, I think.
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22Sorry, everyone.
25:24What a lie to get banned from the Imperial War Museum.
25:27LAUGHTER
25:28Pull up the bomb, no harm done.
25:31LAUGHTER
25:34Sorry.
25:34No, this is my favourite story.
25:36I know.
25:36Yes, I know.
25:37I'm just letting it breathe.
25:38You just tripped on it and just fell onto it.
25:41LAUGHTER
25:41What the thing is?
25:42That's what those people always say.
25:44I was changing a lightbulb and I tripped.
25:47Yeah.
25:47And it somehow got up there.
25:48Yeah.
25:49I think he opened up...
25:50Well, he obviously opened up.
25:52LAUGHTER
25:54He admitted, he said it was a sex game.
25:56Really?
25:57Do you work up to that?
25:58You know what?
25:59I hate to kink shame someone, but that is fucking weird.
26:01LAUGHTER
26:01That is...
26:03You don't like...
26:04You work...
26:05Does he work...
26:05Do you work up to that?
26:08LAUGHTER
26:08Was he...
26:10Back through the wars?
26:11Was he gone straight in and just gone,
26:13Do you know what?
26:14Shall we try the bomb?
26:16Yeah.
26:17LAUGHTER
26:17I mean, it's...
26:19It's very adrenalised, I imagine.
26:22It's probably quite an adrenaline addict.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:24Yeah, like, when you...
26:25Let's face it, you know, playing that kind of Russian roulette,
26:28you know, you could really...
26:30LAUGHTER
26:31LAUGHTER
26:32Uh, in local news...
26:33It was the right side!
26:36LAUGHTER
26:37Those World War II ones just don't do it for me.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:41Uh, in local news this week, government officials are looking
26:44to attract ethnic minorities to the British countryside
26:46after a report found it was middle class and too white.
26:50Wow.
26:51Yeah.
26:51Well, that's a question for me, is it?
26:54LAUGHTER
26:55Yeah, what would make...
26:56LAUGHTER
26:57Well, I don't know, because...
26:59I mean, urban is a kind of euphemism for black quite often,
27:02isn't it?
27:03Mm.
27:03So maybe rural should be a euphemism for white.
27:06LAUGHTER
27:08Look, just me personally, I get a little bit nervous
27:10when the government starts to invite us ethnic minorities
27:14to places, cos this has happened a few times.
27:17Windrush...
27:17Do you know what I mean?
27:18Yeah.
27:19Like, we're gonna go there and get deported,
27:21what's gonna happen?
27:22Like, what is going on out there?
27:24Why are they inviting us?
27:25You know, it's such an influx.
27:26Like, come! Come over here!
27:28And I'm like, hold on, you took us to the fields years ago,
27:31we don't want to be in the fields.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:34Not more!
27:35Well, you're going on a tour,
27:36so you're gonna visit a lot of these places.
27:37Yes, I am, but I won't be in the fields,
27:40I'll be in buildings!
27:43LAUGHTER
27:45Well, you can come and see me, yeah,
27:47I'm on tour now, all about the love,
27:48I'm gonna be in Colchester, Nottingham,
27:50all over the UK, so, yeah.
27:52What an interesting two places to choose.
27:56LAUGHTER
27:57I might be in the fields, yeah, yeah.
28:00You know, Colchester, Nottingham, all the biggies.
28:04LAUGHTER
28:06Need I go on?
28:08No, I'm at the Apollo in London, OK?
28:11All right.
28:11So, yeah.
28:11CHEERING
28:13Yeah, nearly so bad.
28:14If it's all the same with you,
28:16I'll come to the Colchester.
28:18LAUGHTER
28:18Let's get on to sport now.
28:19Thomas said,
28:20Is it OK that the Winter Olympics start on Friday?
28:22Yeah, the opening ceremony took place a few hours ago,
28:24featured Mariah Carey and Snoop Dogg,
28:27who also tried out some curling today
28:29in this incongruous image.
28:31Is that Snoop?
28:32Yeah, Snoop Dogg.
28:34Yeah, Snoop Dogg.
28:34Drop it like it's cold.
28:36LAUGHTER
28:39I'll be honest with you, Hilsie.
28:40Yeah.
28:41Any time you do a hip-hop joke,
28:42I love it more than anything.
28:44LAUGHTER
28:45And, look, it's not fair that the Olympics get the...
28:47He is one of the mascots of the Olympics.
28:48He was in Paris as well.
28:49It's not fair.
28:50The Olympics get the best mascots.
28:51They get Snoop Dogg, they get Mariah Carey.
28:53What do we have at the Paralympics?
28:55This.
28:58LAUGHTER
28:59LAUGHTER
29:03LAUGHTER
29:03LAUGHTER
29:04Moving on...
29:05LAUGHTER
29:13The most simple dance there is still going wrong.
29:18Meadow said,
29:19Is it OK?
29:19The US have dispatched ice to Italy for the Winter Olympics.
29:22Yeah, there have been massive protests in Italy
29:24after it was announced that US President J.D. Vance
29:26was bringing members of ice with him for protection.
29:28That's the same ice that had been targeting
29:30undocumented immigrants in America
29:31and killed two US citizens in the past few weeks.
29:35Outrage is so high,
29:36one of the US team's hospitality venues for the Olympics
29:39changed its name from the Ice House to the Winter House.
29:43Mm.
29:43I mean, it's...
29:43The Winter Olympics is a pretty difficult place
29:46to not use the word ice.
29:48Yeah.
29:48It's obviously the American team.
29:50It's like, what have we got up next?
29:51You know, the...
29:52The hockey, the...
29:53The slippy floor hockey, you know?
29:56LAUGHTER
29:56You know?
29:57That's why they went with Snoop.
29:58They'd originally booked iced tea.
30:03There's...
30:03There's some hip hop.
30:04Whoop, whoop, whoop.
30:07I want it that way.
30:11Meanwhile, there's been an incredible story
30:13come out of the Winter Olympics today,
30:15and it's to do with ski jumpers.
30:16You know, the guys that go off the ramp...
30:17Oh, this is why I went through...
30:18Yeah, wow.
30:18OK.
30:19So, in the past, some ski jumpers
30:21have been accused of wearing slightly oversized suits
30:24that flap in the breeze
30:25and cause them to stay in the air longer.
30:27Cos it doesn't...
30:28You don't need much more extra material
30:29to be a little bit, you know, more floaty.
30:32There is now an accusation
30:33that while being fitted for their suits,
30:36some athletes were injecting their penises
30:38with a substance that increased girth.
30:41That way, their outfits would have
30:43a little extra material
30:44that might act as an in-air sail.
30:47Wow.
30:48Others were accused of shoving
30:49lumps of clay down there, Grayson.
30:53The question is this.
30:55Is it OK to inject your penis with acid
30:57to get a gold medal?
30:59I firstly would want to see
31:01which men this is...
31:02that is doing this, like...
31:06Yeah.
31:11I've got a feeling you're not in this for the skiing.
31:14I mean, maybe it's just about evening it up
31:16because you've got to have quite big balls
31:17to do that anyway.
31:21Yes?
31:22I've just...
31:22I've been looking at this story all day
31:24and I just kept...
31:25All day!
31:26The thing I just can't help but wondering is,
31:29do you reckon it works on fingers?
31:32Well, if your penis is as small as your finger,
31:34I guess...
31:35I was just thinking I might just get...
31:36I might get some.
31:37Look, best case scenario,
31:38I'll get some.
31:39Try it next week,
31:40I'll come in with a big bulge,
31:41get it wrong,
31:42I'll come in with big hands.
31:45All right, look, it's time to bring on
31:46this week's mystery guest.
31:48Judy and Grayson have to work out
31:49how they're linked to this week's news.
31:50Can we have the mystery guest, please?
32:05Josh and Alex, who's the mystery guest?
32:06OK, this is Peter.
32:08He's 91 years old
32:09and he was in the news this week.
32:11The question is why?
32:12Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
32:18He wasn't on the list, was he?
32:20He wasn't on the list.
32:21Is it...
32:24Is it because...
32:27A.
32:28Peter's an Olympic ski jumper
32:30and got caught injecting his...
32:31No, no, no!
32:33Is it because,
32:34A.
32:34By performing a 360-degree spin and seat drop,
32:37he won two gold medals
32:39in an over-40s trampolining competition?
32:41B.
32:42He's a stuntman who this week
32:44jumped over...
32:44jumped a car over a bus
32:46for the new Mission Impossible film,
32:48his 5,000th stunt and a new world record.
32:51Or C.
32:52He's a parkour expert
32:54who this week celebrated 70 years in the game
32:57by climbing to the top of the gherkin.
33:00All right.
33:01Have a think about it.
33:02That's a hard one.
33:03We will reveal the identity
33:04of the mystery guest after the break.
33:06We'll also meet a musician
33:07whose new album
33:08has been described as
33:09the first great album of 2026,
33:11a man called Tyler Ballgame.
33:13What are you thinking?
33:14Do you have any thoughts?
33:15I don't know.
33:15Just, if he did any of them,
33:17I'm surprised he's here.
33:20I mean, I want it to be...
33:23but I feel like it's...
33:25What's the last one?
33:26Climbed how far?
33:28The Gherkin.
33:29The Gherkin.
33:29The Gherkin.
33:30All right.
33:31We'll find out after the break.
33:32We'll see you in a little bit.
33:48Welcome back to Last Legs.
33:49We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry.
33:51Now, before the break,
33:51we challenged our guest to work out
33:53how this person was connected to the news.
33:55Can we have the options again, please?
33:58Yes.
33:59So, has Peter been in the news
34:00because he performed
34:01a 360-degree spin and seat drop
34:03and won two gold medals
34:05in an over-40s trampolining competition?
34:07Is it because he is a stuntman
34:09who this week jumped a car over a bus
34:11for the new Mission Impossible film?
34:13It was his 5,000th stunt
34:15and a new world record.
34:17Or is it C?
34:18He is a parkour expert
34:19who this week celebrated 70 years in the game
34:22by climbing to the top of the Gherkin.
34:24What do you think?
34:26Judy, we've decided, haven't we?
34:27Yeah.
34:28You tell them.
34:28We're going to go for a trampolining star.
34:31Trampolining star?
34:32Yes.
34:32That's the one we want it to be.
34:33That's what we want.
34:34Okay.
34:34We're looking at him
34:35and he looks like he could do...
34:37He looked like he'd bounce
34:38if you dropped him on...
34:39Yeah.
34:42Peter, could you tell us
34:43how you're connected to the news, please?
34:46I did win two gold medals
34:48and a trampoline competition.
34:55That's amazing.
34:59Amazing.
35:00Could you give us a...
35:02Could you just show us?
35:05Um...
35:06I'm going to be completely...
35:09What a legend.
35:14I'll tell you the truth, Judy.
35:16We originally planned to bring in a trampoline
35:18and have Peter do some tricks in the studio.
35:20And then you realised the insurance.
35:21Yeah, we're not insured for a 91 year...
35:23We're literally not insured for a 91 year old man
35:26doing trampoline tricks in the studio.
35:27It's okay, I'm insured.
35:29Oh, now you tell us.
35:32How do you feel the day after doing your trampolining?
35:35Stiff.
35:36There we go.
35:37There you go.
35:38There's Peter in action.
35:39Oh!
35:40Oh my gosh!
35:41That's a break.
35:43So how long have you been trampolining here?
35:48Since 1955.
35:50Wow!
35:51Wow!
35:52Wow!
35:53That's amazing!
35:58Peter, congratulations on your gold medals.
36:00Thank you so much for being on the show.
36:03Round of applause for Peter.
36:04Thank you so much for being here.
36:08Done.
36:09Alright, let's welcome another guest now.
36:11He's an American singer-songwriter
36:12whose debut album has been described
36:14as the first great album of 2026.
36:16Would you please welcome,
36:17Tyler Ballgame.
36:28Welcome back.
36:29Thank you so much.
36:31Welcome, welcome.
36:33So, look, first things first, Tyler Ballgame is your stage name.
36:37Yes.
36:38What is your real name?
36:38My real name is Tyler Perry, so I can't use that.
36:42Oh, wow.
36:42So how did you come up with Tyler Ballgame?
36:44Well, I'm from kind of outside the Boston area and there's a great Boston Red Sox baseball
36:48player named Ted Williams.
36:50They called him Teddy Ballgame.
36:51Oh, okay.
36:52And he was like the greatest to ever do it.
36:53Yeah.
36:54So it was kind of a joke on myself.
36:56You know, at the time I was living at home in my mom's basement.
36:59Nothing going on.
37:00So I was like, Tyler Ballgame, killing it.
37:02You know.
37:03We've got the album here, which is beautiful.
37:05We've all been listening to it all week.
37:06Loving it.
37:08What's the track you're going to sing at the end of the show?
37:10Yeah.
37:10We're going to do the title track for the first time again.
37:13Okay.
37:14And tell us a bit about that song.
37:15Yeah.
37:16We recorded it with a great producer named Jonathan Rado, all to tape, all using analog.
37:22Oh, wow.
37:22You know, live to tape.
37:23And yeah, it's a beautiful song.
37:25I think, I always think it's about the perennial nature of love.
37:28You know, this love that forms us and wraps us and sets us out into the world.
37:33And through our lives, we might lose that love.
37:35But I think it's never far.
37:37You know, it's always waiting in a new face or a new form.
37:39And honestly, wait till you hear his voice.
37:42Wait till you hear his voice.
37:43Let's be honest though.
37:43Did you come to the UK for a break?
37:45Did you come for a break?
37:48Yeah.
37:49Yeah, I'm going to promote an album.
37:50No, stop that.
37:51I need to come for a break.
37:52Adopt me, please.
37:53Yeah.
37:54How are you finding the UK and the UK audiences?
37:57It's great.
37:58UK audiences are very polite.
38:03Oh, but you, and you've developed a weird crush over here though, right?
38:06Yeah, I do have a British crush.
38:07Uh-huh.
38:08Oh, really?
38:09Yeah.
38:09You know how you guys have trains here?
38:14Yeah.
38:16We're aware.
38:17There's that voice, you know, see it, say it, sort it.
38:31I've never heard of that one before.
38:33I'll tell you where she is.
38:34Yeah.
38:34We've tracked her down.
38:35Come on.
38:36And she's here tonight.
38:38Would you please welcome Emma Hignett?
38:45Everyone scooch up.
38:46Everyone scooch up.
38:52Judy, can you scooch up for a little bit?
38:54Scooch up.
38:55Give a little bit of room.
38:55I was just making sure Tyler doesn't look like he's using that injection.
38:58Yeah.
38:58Yeah.
39:01So, Emma, I mean, we have to get you to say it.
39:06Can you at least prove that you are?
39:07Go on.
39:08Say it.
39:09Say it.
39:09Sorted.
39:10Oh.
39:15Neil, I'm just flutter.
39:20I'm Jamaican.
39:21What?
39:23Now, Judy, you told a story this week in an interview about your first ever concert
39:26experience.
39:26Yes, I did.
39:27I went and saw Blue.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Yeah, I loved them.
39:31I think I was about 18 or 19 or so, and I went with my friend, Fran.
39:34And we got a little bit excited, and we decided, like, to really live in the moment.
39:40So, we took off our bras and threw it at them.
39:43Yeah.
39:44It literally nearly stopped the concert.
39:46It licked one of them in their face.
39:48Well.
39:49As you said, we got the big, and it was like the whole, like, G-cup filled his head.
39:54Yeah.
39:54It was.
39:54It was.
39:55Well, I'll be honest, that gave us an idea for a game.
40:13Welcome to Bras In Their Eyes.
40:15We've set up a boy band of mannequins of Josh and Alex and I that were left over from
40:20last week.
40:21We're calling them Blue Badge.
40:23Judy and Tyler have to throw bras at the mannequins, three each.
40:26The scoring system is this.
40:28If you hit a mannequin, you get 10 points.
40:30If you get a bra on the arm, you get 20.
40:32And if a bra on the head, you get 30 points.
40:35Emma, any tips for them?
40:37See it.
40:37Throw it.
40:38Sorted.
40:41Judy, you can go first.
40:43One at a time.
40:44Judy, you can go first.
40:44Can I have to say, I'm keeping this one.
40:46I'm keeping this one.
40:49Oh!
40:51Oh!
40:5220 points.
40:56Oh!
40:57No, nothing there.
40:58Nothing there.
40:59Oh, shit.
41:01Okay, 20 points.
41:02Tyler, welcome to British television.
41:05Oh!
41:07Nothing.
41:07You're delicate with it.
41:08I know.
41:09It's all about touch.
41:10Oh!
41:11I've got to try cowboy.
41:13No, baby.
41:13No, baby.
41:15No, baby.
41:15Oh!
41:17Judy, love, you are the winner.
41:19Come and select your trophy.
41:21What?
41:21Oh!
41:22Oh!
41:23By the way, he's killed.
41:29What?
41:29That's mine.
41:31That's genuinely the only time my arm's caught a bra.
41:37Is that meant to be you?
41:39Is that meant to be, is that meant to be?
41:41Yeah.
41:42We'll have more last week for you after the break as Josh wraps up the last seven days and
41:46Tyler ends the show with a song and his beautiful voice.
41:48We'll see you in a little bit.
42:06Welcome back to North Leg.
42:07We're joined by Judy Love, Grayson Carey and Tyler Ballgame.
42:10Very briefly, look, we talked a lot about the Epstein Files tonight and we thought,
42:14we tried to keep it sensitive and we tried to keep it appropriate, but someone has complained.
42:17Can we please use the correct British pronunciation of paedophile?
42:23Let's not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please.
42:27What, nonce?
42:31Josh has been redacting the last seven days.
42:33What have you got?
42:34Oh, would you like to see a delightful clip?
42:36It's one of our favourite genres.
42:37Yep.
42:38Failed parkour attempts.
42:39Yes, please.
42:41This one's from Donegal.
42:42I love them.
42:44Oh, no.
42:45Oh, oh, oh!
42:46Oh!
42:50Add it to the museum.
42:51Yep.
42:52And I haven't got the next one.
42:54Yeah.
42:54Judy saw a clip this week, right?
42:56I have.
42:56The greatest thing I've ever seen.
42:59Would you like to see an emotional clip from the one and only Mr. Craig David's holiday in the Maldives?
43:05Yes, please.
43:07So this fish just literally just jumped out of the sea and you're going back in here, my friend.
43:14Oh, my gosh.
43:16That's what the...
43:18That's the full moon for you.
43:20That is still alive.
43:22That's the full moon.
43:25Come on, come on, come on.
43:27You've still got it inside of you.
43:28You've still got it.
43:35Oh, dear.
43:38Alright, we are about to end the show with a song from Tyler Ballgame.
43:42But before we do, would you please thank our guests, Judy Love.
43:48Grayson Perry.
43:51And Tyler Ballgame.
43:55And my co-host, Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker.
44:01We'll be back next week with actor Brian Cox and comedians Flo and Joan.
44:05But right now, this is Tyler Ballgame with his new song, For the First Time Again.
44:08Emma, all yours.
44:10Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
44:11His name's Adam Hills.
44:13See you next week for The Next Leg.
44:15See it.
44:15Say it.
44:16Sorted.
44:23Shook the hand of unbound desire
44:33Leaned in close in love and made its fools
44:45So many lives never surrender
44:53When it's over and done
45:00We tried
45:07Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:18Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:22Again
45:29I love you, I love you, I love you, I've known you forever
45:41Your fire was and always will be
45:51I learned your name
45:54I learned your name
45:55But missed its meaning
45:58I learned your name
46:00Oh and I didn't know how to feel
46:14Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:25Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:30Oooh
46:35Oh and I didn't know how to feel
46:43The last time again
46:47Oh and I'm so happy that I could not have to feel
46:49The last time I'd like to see you for the first time again
46:57I know when I'm so happy you were
47:11I will
47:14I will
47:18I will
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