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00:00And that is how we made it back home, into a universe that we rebuilt, and how Melissa is still
00:05alive and well, and how Jan won't show up for a little bit longer, and Mort is not still alive,
00:12but Chad is in a Mort costume, and Mort's dead body is in a Chad costume.
00:17And yes, it is just a skeleton, but we melted away the fat from his skeleton and made it into
00:23a Chad.
00:25Well, I know what I am, the voice of a generation. That's right, you know that upcoming benefit concert for
00:31Charlie Kirk? Well, we're gonna stage it up.
00:35I'm gonna make a song for all the people who died in Minnesota from ice, and all the kids in
00:39Palestine dying, and all the kids, Mexican kids being put in cages by that evil, retarded, orange Hitler Trump.
00:45And when it comes to these stupid idiots doing all of it, I like my ice crushed.
00:51And you know what I'm saying. You're right, guys? And after this.
00:56Zach, bro. Zach. You're such a freaking LARPER, bro. Nah, homie, you're worth it. La, la, la.
01:07You trying to be tough, but bro, I know you didn't just say you prefer your ice crushed.
01:12I prefer my ice literally owning retarded immigrants, and literally destroying all Mexicans.
01:19Yay!
01:21Ah, let me guess. Another brainwashed Mexican for Trump.
01:26You people are all the time a dozen. It's fucking disgusting. Do you know what orange Hitler does?
01:31You know what? No. I have a billion arguments I could use to dismantle them, but you're not worth it,
01:35so I'm not gonna do them, because I'm not gonna stoop to your level.
01:38So I'm not gonna present an argument, but just know that if I did present an argument, I would be
01:44in the right.
01:45Boom! Ha ha ha!
01:46Nigga, you're not funny.
01:49Uh, yikes, sweetie.
01:51And the big 26th, it's giving colonized by the white man.
01:56You really don't understand the power words like that have.
02:00Milo is an ally. He understands it.
02:02In my eyes, Milo is more Mexican than you are.
02:06Fuck you.
02:07Bitch, void, piece of shit, ass, meat, rape, void, ducking bitch.
02:12I hate you. I hope you get raped.
02:14Zach, shut up. You're stupid.
02:19You prefer your ice crushed, oh, muh, muh, muh.
02:23I prefer if you were crushed.
02:26Hey-ho, I sniff him out. Hey-ho.
02:30Up high, guys.
02:31No, you stupid women.
02:34How do you like it?
02:35I'm saving you guys.
02:37Maturity of the children.
02:40Oh, you're so stupid.
02:42We should go back to the 1920s with women who are a lot of big decisions.
02:45Because the only decision the woman makes is going in and supporting the biggest villain.
02:50Seems to even rotate.
02:51Uh, I can't believe you guys like the malecid manto.
02:54You women are so stupid.
02:56Oh, what are you guys so close?
02:58You as all women are stupid women.
03:00You guys all suck.
03:02I can't believe it.
03:03We're literally saving you guys.
03:05And all you want to do is support.
03:07Jump!
03:09I'm sent to the...
03:12Wait.
03:14You're trying to hit on me?
03:16Never mix your beautiful snow with dirt.
03:19Oh, I'd rather date Milo even though he's a bit seasoned.
03:25Oh, Zach, you don't get, I don't even like Trump, I just hate you.
03:32If you were pro-Jews dying, then I would become Anne Frank.
03:39More like Anne Clanker.
03:41Oh, roasted.
03:44Come on, guys.
03:45But Hall will let me in, please.
03:46You caught me?
03:47I have a chance.
03:48You a little nugget, nigga.
03:50I'm the Big Mac.
03:51I went to therapy, and I no longer wish to fuck birds.
03:54Now I want a different type of bird.
03:56Ones with female-style vaginas and or pussies.
04:00Hint, it's human women.
04:02Milo, I thought we were black men.
04:05You're going for this stupid fucking white woman piece of shit bitch fucking raped boy.
04:10What the fuck is wrong with you?
04:12She's literally a used piece of fucking carbon fiber dog shit.
04:16I would rather get raped by 900 bison thanks to Billy Bison
04:20than ever touch that disgusting Clevaca-style pussy ever again.
04:24Milo, you are panned from Wakanda for life!
04:28Uh, Milo, our date's still on for the mall at 6 p.m. denier.
04:34Ah, hey guys at Arby's.
04:36Yo, uh, can I get the Rod Wave Chitlins burger?
04:41Hey, uh, you already know why I'm here.
04:43Cactus Jack sent me.
04:46Boom.
04:47Sicko mode.
04:48Sicko mode.
04:49Sicko mode.
04:50Yo, guys.
04:50Uh, I'm looking at my burger, and there's no pickles.
04:53And there's no sauce.
04:54Where is my sis going sauce?
04:56I'm Pickle Rick.
04:57Hey!
04:57I'm Pickle Rick.
04:59I'm Pickle Rick.
05:00Hey!
05:01Let's get married.
05:03Let's get married.
05:04Hey, guys.
05:05Where's my Pickle Rick sauce on my chitlins burger?
05:08You're getting zero stars, bro.
05:11Boo-boo-boo-boo.
05:11You're getting zero stars.
05:13Ah!
05:14Anyway, I got this.
05:15What were we supposed to get again?
05:16I kind of forgot.
05:17We can barely afford to fucking buy all of Matthias's food.
05:22And now you spent $30 on Arby's,
05:25and Matthias's order is going to cost us $500,000.
05:29He ordered one Wagyu Burger,
05:32a side of omelets,
05:34a third Wagyu Burger,
05:3715 orders of Arby's Curly Fries,
05:39which is the only reason we actually came here.
05:41So I'm not sure why he didn't order those.
05:43And you want to order Arby's?
05:44And Matthias also wanted to fly over across the Atlantic
05:48and get that lobster macaroni and cheese
05:50from that Mr. Bruce video.
05:52It cost $30,000.
05:53He also wanted the $100,000 ice cream
05:56from that same Mr. Bruce video
05:58and the $70,000 golden pizza.
06:00He asked us to bring back five sautmei steaks
06:04with the golden tinfoil wrapped on them
06:06at our expense.
06:08He ordered one Mercedes-Benz
06:10made out of pizza crust,
06:1415 sausages,
06:16and one sausage that was 18 inches long
06:19that he can shove up one of the prostitutes' axes.
06:21And by the way to go to that prostitute in question
06:24is your sister.
06:25Oh, and he also ordered some ice.
06:28But naturally, we will have to crush it
06:30for obvious reasons to show support
06:32to the people in the U.S.,
06:34aka the land of Hitler.
06:37Now, you might be thinking that
06:37Dan is literally a demon who got sent from hell,
06:39but even he's not even half as bad as Trump.
06:42Oh, fine.
06:45Jesus, Cavendish.
06:46I'm only making these TikToks
06:47for my kids who are back home
06:48because, you know,
06:50their dad's never with them
06:51and they always want to watch TikToks.
06:52Got 90 different kids,
06:54eight different women,
06:5440 of them with one woman.
06:56You know what I call her?
06:58Sock-a-bop-a-bop.
06:59Yeah, well, whatever, Cavendish.
07:01I suppose we could order this faggot
07:03and his 900th bacon cheddar of the day.
07:06Hey, dude at the counter,
07:07can you get me some lean
07:09and some grimace shakes
07:11and some slurp juice
07:12and some pink sausage?
07:14Hold up.
07:15Let me get my good marks.
07:16Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whoppers,
07:18Raybo, Double, Junior, Whopper.
07:22Sorry, sorry.
07:23Forget all about that.
07:24Could I please get two Whoppers?
07:29Barbecue Chicken Alert!
07:31Barbecue Chicken Alert!
07:32Barbecue Chicken Alert!
07:34Barbecue Chicken Alert!
07:35Hey, hey!
07:36Sally's heard of this before.
07:37All have two number nines
07:39and number nine large.
07:41Number six, that's pink smoke.
07:44Fuck, boy.
07:45Can I get a number 15
07:48Burger King foot lettuce?
07:51Imagine you eat your lettuce
07:52and there's a bunch of delicious beet.
07:55No, the counter wasn't done.
07:57You don't understand.
07:58The Arby's work.
08:00Oh, yeah, that's a good few.
08:02Chee-walking.
08:03No, don't turn around.
08:04Stop painting.
08:05No, turn, turn.
08:06I want to see you walk.
08:06I want to see the ass move around.
08:08So now I can watch.
08:10Oh, yeah, I love looking at some
08:12c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cake.
08:16Shit, I can't believe that doof had us move his fine Cuban cigars
08:21and I can't believe we boofed them all up our ass.
08:23Bro, you don't even get high for doing that.
08:26I just wanted to be weird.
08:29Jakarta, what are you talking about?
08:31The last thing I remember, you told me we were hiring some prostitutes.
08:35Then you slipped me some weird food.
08:37And next thing I remember, I found a cannot attend shoddy shoving, well, making me take
08:42it with a strap on.
08:43But it was fine because she had big boobs, she had double Gs, and she was letting me hit
08:48it.
08:48Oh, it was such a wonderful experience.
08:50No, I'm not gay.
08:52But you're telling me you shoves the cars up my ass?
08:54But I told that we're all the secrets.
08:57All the ways to make me stimulated.
09:00How I always liked is when I get assaulted from behind.
09:03Oh, as I turn that to you, well, ferrish those dots, please, mamma mia.
09:10Shut your silly ass up, nigga.
09:12What happened is, we lit up some weed, but it was accidentally DMT.
09:17Jesus, you sound like a bigger faggot than Bruno Fernandes.
09:21I guess there's only one thing we can do.
09:23Let's get more food.
09:25I want a pig, Mac.
09:27Let's go to Arby's in...
09:28Fine.
09:29I've been meaning to get the K-pop Demon Hunters and the Gals Happy Meals
09:33toys and submerge them in jars of semen.
09:37I suppose we can go back.
09:40You said, here's your pink drink.
09:42And what else is pink?
09:43It's...
09:43Ah, how dare you say that?
09:45Uh, that's offensive.
09:47Don't you dare, but you just assaulted me.
09:49That's right.
09:50I just got raped.
09:51Police.
09:52This guy just used mental voice to rape me.
09:55No.
10:06Uh, yes.
10:07Could I please get, uh, two Whoppers?
10:13I spent the last four hours going through the drive-thru over and over, asking for stupid shit.
10:20First, it was the pink drink, and the Arby's, and the Chez Juan sauce.
10:25Then it was the Loppers, and the Chicken McNuggets, and the doo-doo food poop.
10:30Uh, is it still possible that I can get a perfect SpongeBob Popsicle with Gumball Eyes?
10:35And could I maybe get the Dream Burger?
10:38We're here, and, uh, I think you know what I'm here for.
10:43Cactus Jack sent me.
10:46Sicko Mo, Sicko Mo, Sicko, Sicko, Sicko Rod.
10:49Oh, yeah.
10:50Oh, Ashok, Akashokataka.
10:52I'm just fucking with you, Jeremy.
10:54Anyway, uh, you know what we're here for.
11:02Uh, yes.
11:03Could I please get, uh, pink drink?
11:05And what else is pink?
11:17Uh-huh, burgers, fish sandwiches?
11:20Fuck out of here, bro.
11:20That shit's nasty, bro.
11:22Uh, could I perhaps get some hot dogs?
11:26And could you put pink sauce on them?
11:28And while you're at it, put a girl on the phone, bro.
11:32I'm trying to talk to some mad goth shardies.
11:36Everybody knows it's, uh, fucking free-rape day.
11:40Hey, uh, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, right?
11:45Hey, uh, hey, Jeremy.
11:48I just asked, like, what, dude?
11:49Uh, Kate, what if you come with me in Cavendish,
11:52and, uh, you can introduce us to some of the girls you talk to?
11:54And, uh, maybe, uh, we can run around and yell in 6-7,
11:57and, uh, ooh, and we can do straight interviews.
12:00Anyway, uh, you all here sing-
12:18Guys, if we need to start a tough-ass band to destroy these retarded red Republican conservative cocks,
12:25I mean, if you think of a good name,
12:27maybe the GI robots,
12:28or the Nazi curb stoppers.
12:31Guys, we can do the street Nazis.
12:34We're so cool.
12:35Maybe we can curse with the Bernings.
12:38Sanders, Bernie,
12:39Bros, the Zornman,
12:41Blanings.
12:43Guys, we're the Nazi stoppers.
12:45We slap Nazis.
12:46Do you know how controversial it is to say?
12:48Nobody would agree with that.
12:49Everyone in America doesn't do that.
12:50But we would slap Nazis.
12:52I got so fucking controversial to say, guys.
12:53We are so cool.
12:54You don't seem to understand.
12:55Guys, we're gonna slap Nazis,
12:57and we're gonna be, like, gay and stuff.
12:59Like, guys, what if we have our bands called
13:02Don't Be Religious, Be Gay,
13:04and then we fucking make Jesus gay.
13:06Guys, we're gonna be so fucking edgy.
13:07And did I mention that we're gonna slap Nazis?
13:10How about the Hitler Spick Rapist?
13:12Has a nice ring to it.
13:13Uh, are women beyond saving?
13:21Uh, piss sandwich?
13:23No, thank you.
13:25Me thinks I'll just take the grimness shake.
13:29A sigh of, sure.
13:31Of Arby's curly rise in a baconator.
13:35Thank you very much.
13:37Also, let's throw in a salt.
13:40There he's steak.
13:42And, hold up.
13:45Where's my...
13:47Where's my burino?
13:49Where's...
13:50We have raped all baby cockroach,
13:52semen, putt, sperm, cockroach, sperm, baby,
13:54raped, shit, diaper, maggot, mealworm, roach,
13:56rape, mold, raped, rapist, baby, faggot, kikes!
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