00:00The gang wants Christmas time, but it is the summer, so the heat is quite a bummer.
00:05But Freedius and Ferb have a way to get around this, through a little blurb.
00:11They will make winter in the summers gintick there, and they will have a special, and it won't be most special.
00:23Ah, this summertime eve, for if I wish I could just take a leave, for every day I am burnt in the heat, and I wish I could have snow below my feet.
00:35Well, seeing Penguin will be cool as fuck. I would rather have a holiday special, so we can hang out with the cock.
00:42I am but the humble shit man, but I have just one plan. There's the cool of my dreams over there, but when I go to talk to her I get scared.
00:57Her name is Isabella, and I want to get in her smell-a, but oh if only I had the confidence to, uh, have confidence.
01:16Tis the Christmas theme, look at the house and look at the bream.
01:20We got the family, and winter breath cream cheese. We had things like,
01:27VDS and Ferb holiday, we have the mom-a-day, the dad-a-day, the hoes, the bros, the shows, and we watch the shows, and we send a-
01:38Hello people of the crowd, we have a special, and we're gonna make it-
01:42PLOVE!
01:43Me and my family, in a vlog, and it'll certainly take anybody out of a vlog.
01:49It's the Christmas special goss, because the first one was- had so much commercial goss.
01:56Who could that be?
01:59Whatcha do it?
02:01Said the girl who was doing.
02:03Why it's Isabella!
02:05Said the boy who was trying to smell her.
02:08You know what I love best about this time of year?
02:10Isabella always loved the holidays here.
02:12No, tell us!
02:14Said the boy who looked like such a nerd, he would enjoy one of those videos with the sound bites of-
02:18All my fellas.
02:19What is all this?
02:21Said the girl the life-jerk doctor that thought of having drink my bis.
02:24No!
02:25I must stop your plans!
02:27To the defense of this female comes me, the set man!
02:31Why do you treat women so evil?
02:34Do you know that they are only people?
02:37But now I must destroy you!
02:42Because you're a jewel!
02:44And jewels are evil!
02:47Much like I think we need to play some men weevil!
02:50And now, I have come to save my queen!
02:55Besides Isabella, but uh...
02:58I wanna smell her!
03:00I am the extra!
03:01My life is very extra!
03:03I have a lot of cars and I drive very far!
03:06I have seen the world, I have seen the girls!
03:09But I have never seen one like this!
03:12It makes me want to take a piss!
03:15When I see this boy, it makes me great joy!
03:18Because it's you, Carl!
03:20I thought you died!
03:22You breathed me from high!
03:25You was made of shit!
03:30Leave it!
03:31When I saw you sit down on that bench!
03:34I thought you were gone!
03:35My love was too strong!
03:37It couldn't be broken!
03:38So it was misspoken!
03:50And where did you get those ugly sweaters?
04:08Said the fat aging slut who should know better!
04:11It's Christmas, Candace!
04:13It's the middle of summer!
04:14Wow, you stupid fucking foida!
04:16Way to be a bummer!
04:17Well, no sense wait until the last minute!
04:19Wait, are you guys taping this?
04:20Oh yes, you stupid little bitch!
04:22Now take a piss!
04:23Right into my mouth!
04:25Between my lips!
04:26Actually, we're live!
04:28Bum bum bum!
04:29Easter shines!
04:30Finis and Furr were making Christmas in July!
04:32Well, isn't that cute!
04:34Oh, but that is a lie!
04:36I think there's a whole wall of them behind me!
04:38Said the old high ghoul!
04:43Hello, kids!
04:44I am the great foe!
04:46As I'm sure you're aware!
04:48I'm gonna write a pussy, poopy, doopy, rapey rhyming rules!
04:53In fact, I'm muted as tasling simple!
04:55Your guys' rhyming Christmas episode?
04:58Which is currently being made on December 6th, by the way!
05:01It's not even Christmas yet!
05:02Huh!
05:03What a fucking joke!
05:04This reminds me of the time...
05:06That...
05:07Uh...
05:08I raped a child?
05:09Sheesh, bruh!
05:11This Christmas episode with the rhyming and the narrator during Hidden Woman?
05:15It's more confusing than the time of trade bodies with Julia!
05:17But I thought you were Lawrence!
05:19There's had!
05:20Well, it doesn't matter because you're sad!
05:22You will do the rhyme, you cook!
05:24Or we will beat you to death with a puck!
05:27Because you suck!
05:29Dicks!
05:31You too, Dad!
05:32First off, Isabella!
05:33I think you're a whore!
05:34You take dick all the time!
05:36And I think you should take...
05:38More!
05:39Fuck, that was rhyming!
05:40And being Funko himself!
05:42I'm not entitled to rhyme!
05:44And who you ask, and this noise will not take dick!
05:46For, you see, dick is something that is just not for me, alright?
05:50Nuff sash!
05:51Huh?
05:52What the?
05:53This is confusing!
05:55The concept of this lore, the grasp I am losing!
05:59I thought we were still on the incel wars!
06:03But as now we're on the confusing wars!
06:08Oh, yes indeed!
06:10I thought we were still dealing with Big Mitch and his seed!
06:15Affirm, of course!
06:16But now I'm very confused!
06:18Of course!
06:19Because this doesn't make much sense!
06:21And I didn't bring enough money!
06:24But the thing we stayed outside is I only currently have six pence!
06:28Heh heh!
06:29I thought the lore was about Big Mitch training Phineas in the edge of Mitch!
06:34And how they're gonna take me down!
06:36But now I'm so confused and I feel like a clown!
06:40What's wrong Phineas?
06:42You don't look very happy for Christmas Eve!
06:44Send a girl who ought to do nothing better but open her mouth and swallow my fucking seed!
06:49Ah, my celebrity crush Kelly Clarkson didn't want to show up!
06:51And now I feel like I'm good at the role of-
06:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:54Kelly Clarkson will never touch your cock!
06:56It is small, and shrivel-y, and covered in green spots!
07:00Oh, I'm G-O-M-G! I might just come!
07:03Kelly Clarkson, Reese, let me play in your bum!
07:06Uh, babe, this dude's scaring me.
07:09Can you please help me out?
07:10Oh, baby, girl, please don't let this little boy rock your world!
07:16He's just a kid who doesn't know better!
07:18Never seen him before, but I do fuck with that sweater!
07:22Hey! Who's that coming down the chin, the chin, the chin, the chin, the chin, the chin?
07:25Gosh darn it! I got ash all over my face!
07:28Now let's get a member of the African American...
07:31Stupid race!
07:32Spousey?
07:33Uh, no! My name is Tom! How retarded you have to be to get my name raw!
07:38If you guys want me to sing, I could certainly-
07:40No!
07:41Dessin here, bop!
07:42All of this will stop!
07:44The only way for you to get a song is for you to slap my top!
07:47Hello, good sir!
07:49I can see by the way that you work at this establishment.
07:52You are clearly the manager, which means that you have a high authority level.
07:56Which is why I would like to tell you first that I'm considering abdicating my title as Emperor and God of the entire universe.
08:03As I'm sure you and all of your family are aware, I ended the incel wars several months ago.
08:09And that was a decision that was most shocking.
08:12But you, sir, should be honored.
08:14As not only am I abdicating the throne, but as long as you don't do something stupid, little vegans,
08:19I will give you the full power and let this become the random shopkeeper as the new president of the United States of Doofmerica.
08:27As we are keeping name as Doofmerica,
08:29Also, I would let you know that you have also won the Doofenshmirtz family sweepstakes of $10,000 and 500 billion Zimbabwe money.
08:42And I've also given you one of my houses, and you can crack my daughter as much as you want.
08:47Now, one more thing before I go.
08:50You are now gonna get, uh, 500 N-words.
08:58My fellow Americans, I have decided to legalize rape.
09:01So yeah, I am a real n- for sure. Oops.
09:04I am Dan Parvin Meyer.
09:06Your time has come.
09:07And you are the affiliate with Milo Murphy.
09:10You better-
09:11FLEE!
09:12AHHHHH!
09:13AHHHHH!
09:14AHHHHH!
09:15AHHHHH!
09:16AHHHHH!
09:17AHHHHH!
09:18AHHHHH!
09:19AHHHHH!
09:20AHHHHH!
09:21AHHHHH!
09:22AHHHHH!
09:23AHHHHH!
09:24AHHHHH!
09:25AHHHHH!
09:26AHHHHH!
09:27AHHHHH!
09:28I haven't felt this since I felt the clock of Yakus in the simulation.
09:31It appears, somehow, Dan has returned.
09:35What do we do?
09:37AHHHHH!
09:38AHHHHH!
09:39I am Dan.
09:40I feast upon the blood and guts of raped victims as I destroy your fakeness, Moila Murphy.
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