00:00So, Ferb, your cousins from England are here visiting.
00:02I DON'T GIVE A SHIT D-
00:04No, I mean your cousins from England are here visiting.
00:06I DON'T-
00:07Look, boys, it's your cousins visiting from England.
00:09They're here to see the exhibition football match between Danville and their beloved Sniffleton Nostrils.
00:14I DON'T GIVE A SHIT D-
00:16Nigga, fuck you, cracker.
00:18I am the Great Lawrence who stole my niggalite, NIGGA!
00:21Jeez, that was more unnecessary than Swara's place in that Todd Benz!
00:25Oh!
00:25Shut up, man. A niggga got deported, now I am a prime Barclays man-dem-roadman.
00:30Huh? Huh? Fabulous, fabulous.
00:32Anyway, Phineas, this is-
00:34This is Loris, Linda.
00:36Then you have your son Delict, Baguire, Shah, Roberto Carlos, Baggio, and Pepe.
00:42Haha, like the fraud!
00:44You niggas got no bull, fucking kikes.
00:47I have had to be married this fucking whore.
00:50I live in fucking London with all these yanks.
00:52These americans who just come to England for City and Liverpool.
00:57Glory Hunters.
00:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-
01:01Funko, listen.
01:02I was wrong.
01:03I didn't leave because of anything to do with you.
01:06I didn't get deported.
01:07It was because of-
01:08DON'T GIVE A SHIT D-
01:10OUCH!
01:11DON'T GIVE A SHIT D-
01:13I DON'T GIVE A SHIT-
01:15The fine thing that is supposed to then have pathetic shows.
01:21I'd be interested in a piece of your stepmother's men's show.
01:27My guardian angel, my savior, and my god figure, Big Mitch, just died.
01:35And you think I'd give a fuck about some a tartish sports ball, koi ball nonsense?
01:40I don't give a fuck about Tottenham London Sea or Liverpool FV.
01:45I don't give a fuck about anything. I am sad and brooding now.
01:50Hi guys, whatcha doing?
01:52I admit, I always wanted to distract you from your main goal in life.
01:57He obviously just trying to mess with me now that he knows I'm sad because Big Nips died.
02:01Ha! Just because I'm under the influence of sadness doesn't mean you get to have sexual news about it, you
02:05faggot.
02:06Get out of here now before I send you to the Doom Sphere!
02:11I agree. Women are nothing more than stupid foys trying to rape your life under the head of you.
02:18Phineas, despite barely knowing Big Mitch, I miss him very much.
02:23He actually killed Baljeet, who was my twin brother, and allowed-
02:27Oh, the guys got in it, the guys.
02:29What's going on?
02:30How could you speak to a light-hearted one?
02:31Where I leave, through my glorious-
02:34My-
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03:05My-
03:05I never heard of a man named Big Mitch. I have been told he has a magnum peen, which is
03:13unfortunate because I have 16 million kilometers.
03:17You dweebs, that's just a football. This is soccer ball.
03:21Shut up, meal fighter. I don't care. Start making dumb jokes.
03:26Oh, my hand was dead. Everybody in the world could get ro-
03:30Don't give a fuck. Big Mitch was an abusive man. I was literally like 16, he was like 3,000,
03:37he raped me, and your cuck ass accepted it.
03:40Shut up, Foyd nigger. I hope your raped, stupid, kike-ass foids think they can speak to me bro's brother.
03:46Shut up, bitch.
03:50It's time we must go. That Foyd can c-
03:53Enough fadders are out.
03:58Damn, that was one faggot ass rape retarded faggot raped fag funeral.
04:03This nigga Big Mitch was a genuine bum. This fool taught people the edigements.
04:07This dude straight mad. Mandem was really finna follow this nigga on baby.
04:12Fuck Perry. You remember how I put myself in the age chamber? It's tooken its toll. I think I'm gonna
04:19die, Perry.
04:21He he he he. If I die, please-
04:24My squad! I just wanted to let y'all know that I retained control over Back of the Doof Empire.
04:29My first act is to have Monty Monogram executed. He tried to eagle my daughter.
04:37Wherever you are, Monty, just know that I have millions of guards following you.
04:41This is a report to everyone in the city. If you see Monty, or Major Monogram, because Monty's aged himself,
04:47I feel like a Major Monogram.
04:47KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
04:51Hello, Perry. They don't have this name. Perry, I'm scared. I'm weak. I'm stupid. I'm a dirty breeders.
04:59I'm a cake. But I believe a petalic to me.
05:03Uh, Doof's gonna kill me. I'm so scared.
05:06I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die, Perry.
05:13Fuck, nigger, I won! I can swallow so much fucking stinky, cheesy semen!
05:18I have only ever been beaten once by Brandon Thomas, founder of Fake You.
05:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
05:25So talented.
05:26The easy thing is, Wards has two inches of metaphorical and he has one!
05:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
05:33Auldurves, anyone?
05:34Fuck you, Foyg Bitch Hipplet! Me and Funkle are trying to pheromone Max and melt Max to become trucelle wizards.
05:40Fuck you, bitch nigga! I would rather you fuck a different dude!
05:44I want to be cucked and watch you fuck a dude with BWC while I stare at my pathetic tiny
05:49chode and know how much better he's doing, and then he'll make me lick the semen out of the hole!
05:53I am a cuck! Wah!
05:54Aw, howdy, partner! He's pointing!
05:57My name is Shmovit Mumbloor.
05:59In three hours, the first game of Football X7 will be played.
06:02And this wouldn't be important, but it turns out that the Ferbs brothers are secret sleeper agents for Dan,
06:07and whoever wins this game will win control of the Sawmen Stone,
06:11and will learn the sixth edgment. Whoever wins, learns the sixth edgment, it gains unlimited abilities, but also can raise
06:19the dead.
06:20Wha-what? What? You guys have been with us the whole time! When we destroyed Hamas, you guys were in
06:26the cargo hold!
06:29And we went around the world, you guys were in the cargo hold!
06:34And when we were on that machine with Milo in it, trying to rescue the people from those Pistachio Montes,
06:40you were in the cargo hold!
06:43Aw, you betrayed us!
06:45And for what?
06:46So you can all take Dan's fuckin' Goliath tree-trunk mammoth cock?
06:50Oh-ho-ho!
06:51How could you do this to us?
06:53Blah-blah!
06:55Nigga, shut your gook ass up!
06:56This fuckin' yellow fuckin' mongoloid chink trying to chat shit!
07:00Nigga, or rape your gooch!
07:02Till that shit looks like Goatsy!
07:04Faggot ass!
07:05Dan will literally give us a harem of rapeable foids!
07:09The Summon Stone gives you unlimited power!
07:12Yes!
07:17Oh, Barry! I got the hunt of Iris!
07:20And this isn't even the worst, because now I have monkey poof-ox!
07:25If only I stayed six feet apart, practiced social distancing,
07:29and water my mask and use hand sanitizer instead of being a STUPID MAGGLE RETARD IDIOT
07:34WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT IT TAKES LONGER THAN TWO YEARS FOR A PANDEMIC TO GO AWAY!
07:39I'M SO RETARDED, PERRY!
07:41FOLLY FUCK, I'M SO MUCH LIBERAL NOW!
07:44HAHAHAHA!
07:48Candice, you're a real faggot!
07:50Gentlemen, I give you the Football X7 Stadium!
07:53Oh wow! I didn't realize you were blown up in the stadium!
07:56Why use the right kikes?
07:58You just- Oh, I didn't realize you guys were stupid faggot kikes!
08:03Oh, I'm gonna enjoy raping you when I use the Summon Stone to summon six trillion inches onto my penis!
08:08Oh, it'll be fun! And then I'm gonna go a second round with the hardest member of your group, Tom!
08:15And then I'm gonna rape you until your assholes are covered in the land,
08:20and then I'm gonna ejaculate inside of a semen there, and then I'm gonna rape your dog!
08:25How are you gonna rape me when you can't even see your fucking showed of a dick?
08:29Cuz you're so fat! HAHAHAHA!
08:32Shut up!
08:33Help me kill yourself!
08:34Dan taught us to be the greatest ballers of all time, better than all of the rest!
08:38When I get the stone, I'm raping Candice till she has a full semen diet!
08:42And my semen is chunky and salty, the smell of which would make you gag!
08:48HAHAHAHAHAHA!
08:49I am a servant of Dan! We are his puppets to destroy all!
08:52I'm psychopal and started a few months ago right before summer became.
08:54Um, actually, that's a little earlier today.
08:56Okay, close it. I was already in the night.
08:57Whoa, where's that night?
08:58Back it up to about the middle of the third quarter.
09:00Third quarter.
09:01He's using his agartha cock to rape my sissy ass.
09:05I guess I should not be a brain-dead fucking retard.
09:07I'm gonna come!
09:09Barry, I'm the owner of my empire, but I need your help.
09:12There's a game commemorating where the winners will get the summon stone.
09:16You must not let Dan's team of little british fur brothers win.
09:20They'll use the summon stone to give me an oil check!
09:25Here it is, the Football X7 Stadium, complete with non-interctional hover goals
09:30and observation deck slash IT room.
09:34It's designed so that the crowd-
09:35Holy shit, I don't care! You niggas are getting smokes!
09:38Well, thanks!
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