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The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 3 - Episode 13: South Superheroes

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00:00:24You know what Lily our season is coming to an end, and I'm gonna miss you a lot

00:00:28Oh, I'm gonna miss you too. Oh, thank you, baby. I got a present for you. This is a perfume

00:00:35Whenever you wear it, you will miss me

00:00:38You see go but on any minute to me at the air ticket. Oh, so let's go

00:00:42Either say Joe either say job either need a ha ha ha ha. Bye. Keep missing me

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00:00:55Hey chili, how are you? You know what the season is coming to an end, and I'm gonna miss you

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00:01:01I'm gonna miss you too. Oh, thank you, baby. I got a present for you

00:01:06For you whenever you will wear it you will miss me

00:01:11I don't want to tell anyone. I have given you it. Okay, let's put it in here. Go and check

00:01:17if the guests are there. Okay, perfect

00:01:22Good evening, and welcome to the great channel Kapil show

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00:43:00I have come from Madhya Pradesh from Burhanpur.

00:43:04Thank you very much.

00:43:06I would like to go out of my super power.

00:43:10Do you want to give money?

00:43:12Why do you want to go out?

00:43:14I think that those people who live,

00:43:18who don't laugh,

00:43:19we can't start the show at Kapli Sharma's show.

00:43:22I would like to go out to the rest of the rest of them.

00:43:24I would like to go out and go out and go out and go out.

00:43:27One-on-one.

00:43:28One-on-one.

00:43:30If there are 500 crore people,

00:43:31who would like to go out?

00:43:34If I would like to go out and go out and go out and go out and do a little

00:43:38bit.

00:43:44You would like to go out and go out and do a little bit.

00:43:45You would like to ask such a super power,

00:43:47that I would like to go out and all the world would laugh.

00:43:51That's what you are doing, sir.

00:43:53Thank you, sir.

00:43:54But your thoughts are very good.

00:43:56I wish there is no shame in the world.

00:43:57I wish there is no shame in the world, sir.

00:43:58You all are sorry.

00:43:59Thank you very much, sir.

00:44:00Thank you very much, sir.

00:44:01And some of our friends.

00:44:03Jee, brother.

00:44:04Hello, Kapil, sir.

00:44:05Hello, Arjana Madam.

00:44:06I'm Andhra Sevin, sir.

00:44:07Jee, sir.

00:44:08Hello, Teja.

00:44:09Hello, Andy.

00:44:09Bonner.

00:44:10Bonner.

00:44:11I have a teaser.

00:44:12I have a lot of fun.

00:44:14I have a stick act.

00:44:15It's very extraordinary.

00:44:17I used a BTS video.

00:44:18I was an original chaser, not a VFX card.

00:44:21How?

00:44:22So, I have a lot of fun.

00:44:24I have a lot of fun.

00:44:25Oh.

00:44:25I have a lot of chases in the world.

00:44:28What did you say, Teja?

00:44:30He's asking me to...

00:44:32To the stick act.

00:44:33What did he say, Arjana?

00:44:34Martial Arts.

00:44:35In the film.

00:44:36I asked him to do it.

00:44:37I said,

00:44:38He's not, right?

00:44:39It's not.

00:44:40No, we can ask him.

00:44:41Are you doing it?

00:44:41Yes, please, sir, please.

00:44:43Wow, man.

00:44:44That's good.

00:44:44Wow.

00:44:46Say it, please.

00:44:53Now, I'm going to go, Andy.

00:44:55I'm going to go, Andy.

00:44:57Sir, do it.

00:44:58There's nothing.

00:44:59No, no, I'm going to go.

00:45:01I have a contract for my four seasons.

00:45:03I have a contract for my four seasons.

00:45:06Oh.

00:45:11Oh.

00:45:33Superb, bro. Superb, man.

00:45:35Very easy, sir. You also try, please.

00:45:37No, no, no, it's very easy.

00:45:38Never try.

00:45:38Try it, man.

00:45:39What?

00:45:40Try it.

00:45:41I want to go to the person who has demanded this.

00:45:43What was the need for our guests to complain?

00:46:05Oh, my God!

00:46:18Large mataki!

00:46:20Deho!

00:46:21Large mataki!

00:46:22Deho!

00:46:24Large mataki!

00:46:25Deho!

00:46:38Large mataki!

00:46:39Pariyadhi, are you ready?

00:46:41Large mataki jay ho!

00:46:43Large mataki jay ho!

00:46:44Large mataki!

00:46:45My child is very hungry, Large mataki.

00:46:48My husband is also sick, Large mataki.

00:46:50He gets a little blood.

00:46:51What?

00:46:54My child is hungry.

00:46:56How much blood in our village is?

00:46:58Very much, Large mataki.

00:46:59Motapa!

00:47:00Motapa!

00:47:07Large mataki!

00:47:08Why do you see me, Large mat?

00:47:09I give a little blood.

00:47:13You are not giving but you're not giving but you don't?

00:47:16Yes.

00:47:17Do you have it to give or are you not?

00:47:18Yes!

00:47:20My cheeks are hurting.

00:47:22My cheeks are swollen.

00:47:30Large mataki jay ho!

00:47:32Oh Oh Faria D large-mata ki jay ho large-mata mei bbhi ek mahine se maiki gai hoi hai

00:47:40to

00:47:40ee ee

00:47:44kya bol raha hai large-mata ke baare mein aise baat karay ga tu sharam nahi aati hai

00:47:49o tappa uski poori baat to sunne ho sakta hai wu kuch or bol raha ho such a possessive man

00:47:56he is

00:47:56hai hai hi mile hem sorry I got carried away tomarae kya matlabtha mini realmente je razma ta

00:48:14lay gosh maata yeat hei cheir ki pinjeriniur.e guy ga twou eki pinjeri miriありnge.

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00:48:37so I'll be able to see it in a few minutes.

00:48:40I'm going to ask that

00:48:43they are the great people of my eyes.

00:48:49Shriya Saranji,

00:48:54I'm going to like you very much.

00:48:58So Shriya Ji,

00:48:59can you take me to my own

00:49:01you can take it in the shrine.

00:49:06Take the shrine, and look at them,

00:49:10how big the heels of them are,

00:49:13they will drink water in your pockets and drink water.

00:49:19The great people of this Samarajji have come,

00:49:23they will give them a bag of bag.

00:49:24Yes, Lord Master.

00:49:28Bag.

00:49:31Leave a bag.

00:49:33We have no choice.

00:49:34He will give them abug.

00:49:36Take the bag and throw them out.

00:49:39You can take a bag.

00:49:40No, no, no.

00:49:42This is a problem.

00:49:43This is a problem running here.

00:49:46Tell us a little,

00:49:48Basically, Raja Goli Ji is about two.

00:49:52the same thing is about 24,

00:49:55the same thing is about three.

00:49:59So, why are you telling them?

00:50:03Actually, the Raja Goli Ji is here.

00:50:06Please, talk about our work.

00:50:09Please, talk about it.

00:50:10Okay.

00:50:11We will be happy.

00:50:26Oh, my God!

00:50:35Namaskara, Jagapati sir.

00:50:36Namaskara, Kijajin.

00:50:38Khapil, I can park my elephant here.

00:50:42But this is a crane.

00:50:43Yes, it is a crane.

00:50:45After VFX, this is an elephant.

00:50:50I am sitting in the trunk.

00:50:52I am sitting in the trunk.

00:50:54I am sitting in the trunk.

00:51:03Hi, hi, how are you?

00:51:04Hello, sir.

00:51:05Hello, sir.

00:51:06Hello, sir.

00:51:12Hello, sir.

00:51:14Sambal, sir.

00:51:15You are very important.

00:51:17Yes, I know.

00:51:20Good to see you.

00:51:21I want to congratulate you all for your film, Mirai.

00:51:26So, that's why I got to congratulate you for Mirai.

00:51:30Although, I could send you a text message.

00:51:32But what I did, I took a flight so that I can wish you quickly and congratulate.

00:51:37So, will you wait for two hours in flight?

00:51:39Do you message me in two seconds?

00:51:41Yes, it was a problem with my mobile keypad.

00:51:44So, for me, it was about half an hour.

00:51:46It was about two hours.

00:51:47So, I came back from the flight.

00:51:50Yes.

00:51:51So, what did you do for half an hour?

00:51:53It would have been to come in the crane.

00:51:56So, if you were talking about this,

00:51:59that your green jacket,

00:52:00I will change the blouse in VFX.

00:52:07Okay, sir. Sorry, sir.

00:52:08You have Oscar?

00:52:09No, sir.

00:52:10So, just do it.

00:52:14So, I am making a film

00:52:17where I want to take Teja ji, you, the hero of the film.

00:52:21It is a nice, great structure.

00:52:24So, but in the second scene,

00:52:26you will get Oscar.

00:52:28Are you so sure?

00:52:29How are you?

00:52:30Because in the second scene,

00:52:31there is a dog whose name is Oscar.

00:52:36You will get him.

00:52:38And, yeah.

00:52:39I want to just see.

00:52:41In your hand.

00:52:42Just see.

00:52:43Oscar.

00:52:44This is Oscar.

00:52:45Oscar sir, dog sir.

00:52:46Dog?

00:52:46Who's name is Oscar?

00:52:47Dog is the Oscar, no?

00:52:48Yeah, yeah.

00:52:48I want to see your chemistry with it.

00:52:51That you have become so nice.

00:52:52Yeah, nice, nice.

00:52:54This is a pillow?

00:52:54Yes, a pillow.

00:52:55But after VFX, this will become a pillow.

00:52:58You just give it to him.

00:53:00Just let them open and see how they eat.

00:53:03How does it eat?

00:53:03How do they eat from here?

00:53:04Huh?

00:53:05The mouth is there.

00:53:06Oh, haha.

00:53:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:53:09Ha, ha, ha.

00:53:10Ha, ha, ha.

00:53:20Ha, ha, ha.

00:53:21He said that he had a game in everyone's hands.

00:53:23He made a green game.

00:53:26He made a VF and made a VF.

00:53:29And I have written a beautiful story.

00:53:33Archana ji, this is a three hour short film.

00:53:36How did a short film happen?

00:53:39For three hours, all characters will not wear it.

00:53:42They will not wear it.

00:53:43Short film?

00:53:45It's a short film.

00:53:46And you know, it's a short film but...

00:53:54You know, Mahapralaya is a big sequence.

00:53:57And I have designed it like that.

00:53:59You will enjoy it when it comes.

00:54:02In Mahapralaya, you will see that people are running.

00:54:08And I want to make people feel in the theatre that they should be scared.

00:54:14You know, a big sound created.

00:54:17They should be shivre.

00:54:19Can I have the sound, please?

00:54:26Mahapralaya,

00:54:26Thanks for all.

00:54:39All you've said that the roar of the fire, I Babylon.

00:55:08Oh my God!

00:55:10Oh God!

00:55:13Why are these people running so many?

00:55:15Not so many, it's just a few people.

00:55:17In VFX, I'm going to get two thousand.

00:55:21The dragon is behind them, so people are running.

00:55:24Where are the dragon?

00:55:29This is a dragon?

00:55:35Oh my God!

00:55:37This is your dragon.

00:55:38This is a dragon fruit.

00:55:40This is a dragon fruit.

00:55:44This is a dragon fruit.

00:55:47This is a dragon fruit.

00:55:47But in VFX, I don't have to do anything with VFX.

00:55:49In VFX, I will get a fire.

00:55:51Okay.

00:55:52I will become a big guy.

00:56:04Hello, sir.

00:56:06Hello, sir.

00:56:07Hello, sir.

00:56:08Hello, sir.

00:56:08How are you, sir?

00:56:10What are you doing here?

00:56:13We actually came to know that you are making a film with everybody.

00:56:21The script is locked.

00:56:23This is a locked script.

00:56:25No, I don't know if anyone knows the names of the characters.

00:56:28I can't do that.

00:56:45I'm not…

00:56:46Whatever character you like, tell me which character you want to do.

00:56:49Okay, let me tell you which character you want to do.

00:56:51Okay, sir. Okay.

00:56:52So, a story is that Ritika is standing on the highway.

00:56:57She's the main girl. Okay?

00:56:59So, the highway is getting a lot of pressure.

00:57:02There is Tejo and the hero. Okay?

00:57:05On a thousand cc bike, she comes to getting a bike.

00:57:09This? This is the role I need, sir.

00:57:13But why do you do the role of the bike?

00:57:22No, sir. You got it wrong.

00:57:24Bike, not the hero.

00:57:26His role. I want to do, sir.

00:57:29Okay, you do.

00:57:29Sir, please.

00:57:30So, you come on the bike.

00:57:32I am the hero?

00:57:33Okay.

00:57:34You come on the bike.

00:57:35And the way you reach Ritika,

00:57:37you have an ambulance skid.

00:57:39There is a truck.

00:57:41The truck is on the brakes.

00:57:42It's a skid.

00:57:43I have a helmet.

00:57:44I have a helmet.

00:57:46My car has three footers in the chhati.

00:57:48It will drag you to the ambulance.

00:57:49It will drag you to the two ambulances.

00:57:51So, the hero does die in the first scene?

00:57:53Finished.

00:57:56Let's avoid this role.

00:57:57Tell us the story about that later.

00:57:58We'll have to go on.

00:57:58Let's see something else.

00:57:59This role, I didn't do it.

00:58:01I am the bike, sir.

00:58:03Okay?

00:58:03Then what happens?

00:58:04After that, the hero opens the eye and the man is a dream.

00:58:28I want the rule please please take me back okay sorry

00:58:35Sir I am taking the rule

00:58:37I am taking the rule

00:58:53Sir heroes date again

00:58:55Finish finish

00:58:56Honeymoon is a little full

00:58:57It is a lock script

00:59:01I cannot change it just because you want it

00:59:03It is a lock script

00:59:04Okay sir don't do this

00:59:06Sorry sorry I said this

00:59:07We will do this

00:59:10So this character you don't want

00:59:11I don't want

00:59:12So okay you are there

00:59:14So now as he goes out

00:59:16If he opens the window

00:59:18He is watching the heroine

00:59:23Sir don't do this

00:59:25Sir I am sorry sir I didn't say this

00:59:27I want to do this

00:59:31I want to do this

00:59:33I will kill you

00:59:34You are there

00:59:34I have noticed that the heroine is not dead

00:59:38I will give the role to the heroine

00:59:41I will give the role to the heroine

00:59:44But Ritika is already locked

00:59:46She's locked for the heroine.

00:59:53Okay, this is wife.

00:59:54Wife role?

00:59:55Okay. Come on.

01:00:15Okay.

01:00:16Okay.

01:00:17So, she's sleeping and she's coming back.

01:00:19She's coming back.

01:00:20She's coming back.

01:00:21And all that.

01:00:22She's coming back.

01:00:23She's coming back.

01:00:24She's coming back.

01:00:25She's getting warm.

01:00:26She's getting warm.

01:00:27She's coming back.

01:00:28She's coming back.

01:00:29She's checking you.

01:00:29I'm going to take 102 fever.

01:00:32No, I'll take a drink.

01:00:34Tell me about that.

01:00:35Okay.

01:00:35You take a drink and check.

01:00:37The drink was expired.

01:00:38It was five years ago.

01:00:40If your body is worse,

01:00:42you put it in the ambulance.

01:00:43You put it in the ambulance.

01:00:44And you go to the hospital.

01:00:47You're going to the hospital.

01:00:48And the hospital is going to the hospital.

01:00:50When your ambulance is running,

01:00:51you're skid.

01:00:53And there's a truck.

01:00:55There's a truck behind there.

01:00:55The truck is skid.

01:00:56There's a shirt.

01:00:57There's a shirt.

01:00:58When the two ambulances are going to your back.

01:01:00It's going to your back.

01:01:01See, look back.

01:01:03This!

01:01:05This!

01:01:06You're saying,

01:01:06this is what you're doing.

01:01:07I've been three of you.

01:01:12What's the matter?

01:01:13What happens is that, as Saliyah gets angry,

01:01:15people get angry about what it is.

01:01:17Many people come here and take away from them.

01:01:19They take away from them and take away from them.

01:01:22Okay? That's how it happens, okay?

01:01:24Yeah, let's do it.

01:01:37I loved it.

01:01:38Once again, give us a great opportunity for our guests.

01:01:41Come here.

01:01:47Thank you, sir.

01:01:47JB, sir, Teja, Shreya, Ritika,

01:01:49thank you so much for coming.

01:01:53Usually, I have a name that, back in our city,

01:01:56that I do one film every two years or three years.

01:01:59This time, I'll make one faster just to meet you.

01:02:02Thank you, thank you.

01:02:04I loved it. I just loved it.

01:02:06Thank you for having us here.

01:02:08Thank you, Kapil, sir.

01:02:09Thanks a lot.

01:02:09All the very best.

01:02:11And all the best work for me and for the coming films.

01:02:30Please welcome superstar, Mr. Akshay Kumar.

01:02:50I didn't know who my girl could dance.

01:02:53When I first loved her, Abbas Nastan said that he will dance,

01:02:55you can go straight and go.

01:02:57He's done what he did.

01:02:59Why was he in Kameristan?

01:03:00Because his dancing is dead.

01:03:03This is a segment of the park.

01:03:11This is a segment.

01:03:12Who is this?

01:03:14Is this a ghost?

01:03:17This is a ghost?

01:03:18What's your name?

01:03:26After this, I'll play Archananji and Kapil.

01:03:30No!

01:03:32He's gone!

01:03:48No!

01:04:01No!

01:04:03No!

The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 3 - Episode 13: South Superheroes

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